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| Listener, I am very excited to announce a brand new weekly show from Minion Death Cult. | |
| Death Chat 500. | |
| Every week we will be recording an episode for patrons only with patrons only because we're doing it live in front of cameras chatting with patrons as we do it. | |
| This is something we've been wanting to do for a while and we got it. | |
| We got it done. | |
| We figured it out. | |
| We'll be chatting with you folks and just having a generally a more relaxed, fun conversation about stuff we actually like, such as new metal horror films that I watched this Halloween, last Halloween. | |
| So very excited to announce this. | |
| Go to patreon.com slash MinionDeathCult. | |
| We're every Saturday and, you know, maybe it's maybe a Thursday, maybe a Friday, change it up every now and then, but a weekly live stream for Patreon supporters. | |
| So please enjoy this extra long clip from last week's very first episode of Death Chat 500. | |
| I don't know why I called it 500. | |
| It's because I already called ButtFest 2000. | |
| So it's Death Chat 500. | |
| Speaking of movies, I did wanna, you know, it was Halloween last year. | |
| Last month it was Halloween. | |
| And, you know, you get in that mood to watch scary movies. | |
| I'm not like a big scary movie guy normally. | |
| I usually think they're pretty boring and unimaginative. | |
| But, you know, you start like... | |
| Recalling the scariest, most well-made movies you can imagine when it becomes scary movie season. | |
| So, of course, I watched my favorite scary movies last month, including End of Days. | |
| I'm so jealous that I didn't do this. | |
| One of the scariest movies I've ever seen. | |
| It's about what if Arnold Schwarzenegger was an ex-NYPD officer who had to shoot the devil? | |
| I mean, honestly, if that's who I know is going to take care of the devil, I'm going to go to bed that night. | |
| I'm going to feel okay. | |
| That's the only person I want to take the devil out. | |
| It's so funny, it's like Schwarzenegger encountering Catholicism and being like, WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS SHIT?! | |
| That's funny because I actually do remember... | |
| Because that was a big deal. | |
| This is what we said earlier. | |
| This was in Soundtracks for Sale Soundtracks. | |
| I bought the soundtrack, I listened to the soundtrack in a CD player, in my cargo pocket shorts, and I could skate because I had an anti-six second, anti-skip lag. | |
| I could skate listening to that CD. | |
| But I remember my grandma doing some of the... | |
| They're like misrepresenting Catholics in this. | |
| They're like appropriating Catholicism for profit and that's pretty evil. | |
| Yeah, there's one thing the Catholic Church hates is profit. | |
| Well, other people profiting off of it. | |
| But then later on in life she would take me to the airport to see Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was doing his gubernatorial tour when we thought it was just a joke and we thought it wasn't going to happen. | |
| And then she voted for him. | |
| And then she voted for him and everyone was yelling, everyone was yelling at him getting the chopper and then he ran California for like a long time and is like still like a political figure in California. | |
| So yeah, so end of days. | |
| Anyways, back to end of days. | |
| I mean, what else can you say? | |
| It's got a sex scene that's soundtracked by Limp Bizkit. | |
| I said this at the top of the show, but in case you missed it, the devil seduces a mother and her daughter by putting images of him having a threesome with them in their mind while they're eating dinner. | |
| It's like that scene in The Matrix Reloaded, I think, where he gives the girl an orgasm through the slice of cake. | |
| Oh, that is what happens, huh? | |
| - Well that is what happens, huh? - It's like that, but he's the devil, so he doesn't need to do any fucking nerdy coding or whatever, he's just like, goes like this. - He just needs to play like a weird Limp Bizkit like half cover? - It's the one about like fake friends. | |
| It's a song. | |
| It's like, I remember when you would never lie to a friend. | |
| Me too, brother. | |
| But it's a mother and daughter in a threesome and their legs are like going into each other's skin and stuff. | |
| And then they're like, oh my goodness. | |
| Oh my word. | |
| And then the devil leaves the apartment building and the whole thing just explodes. | |
| Oh, hell yeah. | |
| For no reason. | |
| Well, I think that once you have a threesome with the devil and your daughter, I think you have to explode. | |
| Sure. | |
| I think that's in the Bible. | |
| I think it says if you fuck the devil with your kid, you gotta blow up. | |
| Your whole place has to blow up. | |
| I really- And then you go to hell, by the way. | |
| I don't know if that was clear. | |
| Yeah, it sucks. | |
| Yeah, like forever. | |
| I also like Kevin Pollak is his partner. | |
| Who the devil kills by pissing gasoline in an alley and like the gasoline trails under the van that Kevin Pollak is like hiding away and listening in on a conversation or whatever and it explodes. | |
| Is the Metallica song playing during that? | |
| Because if it's not, that sucks. | |
| Let me read off the soundtrack for End of Days, which was premised on the idea that the year 2000 was going to be the birth of the Antichrist, and the devil is... | |
| Going to impregnate this woman who's the main character and there's a creepy albino guy on the subway. | |
| Great use of creepy albino guy. | |
| This was a big deal in media. | |
| Coincidental though. | |
| The albino part's not the creepy part. | |
| It's a coincidental part. | |
| Yeah, he was like, he's gonna fuck you, he's gonna fuck you, and you're gonna have his baby. | |
| Terrifying. | |
| And Arnold tries to stop it. | |
| Arnold tries to stop the devil from getting his dick wet. | |
| Is he doing it because he's a cop, or did he fall into it? | |
| He's not a cop anymore. | |
| He's a disgraced ex-cop doing private security and drinking a lot of alcohol. | |
| Is it because he was a good cop? | |
| Is that why? | |
| Tell us that's why. | |
| Tell them it's because he ratted on the gangs. | |
| No, the way they'd say that he's a good cop is because his wife and daughter were assassinated by like crooked cops or criminals. | |
| There was like a hit put out on his wife and daughter and he fell apart or something like that. | |
| They hired the devil to have sex with both of them and then they blew up. | |
| It was pretty fucked up, actually. | |
| So that's kind of how he fell into it. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Yeah, we got Crushed by Limp Bizkit, Oh My God by Guns N' Roses, Camel Song by Korn. | |
| So long. | |
| What is Camel Song by Korn? | |
| It's not good. | |
| I looked it up. | |
| No way. | |
| It's not great. | |
| Well, because Camel Song is by Offspring, if everyone knows that. | |
| Oh, I didn't know that. | |
| I guess maybe only cool people know that. | |
| No, that song that has that, like, weird, like, Like Middle Eastern sample that like little Egyptian sounding sound. | |
| I didn't know they did that kind of race. | |
| I knew they did a lot of racism. | |
| It's kind of like a Walk Like an Egyptian type song. | |
| But it was a popular one. | |
| I think you have to keep them separated. | |
| There's like a, there's like a... That's surf rock. | |
| That's, that's surf rock. | |
| No, no, no it's not. | |
| No it's not. | |
| Because, because on X13.9, for some reason, uh, people would call and request the camel song. | |
| Or the Egypt song. | |
| What?! | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| That's, that song is, is called, uh... | |
| Go out and play. | |
| No, it's called come out and play, but he says keep them separated. | |
| Who would call it the camel? | |
| The Egypt song. | |
| People calling it X13.9. | |
| People calling it X13.9. | |
| Hey, could I get that? | |
| Requesting that song. | |
| Could I get that like Arabic song? | |
| I think maybe it was like a morning show joke. | |
| I think maybe it was a morning show joke. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Can I get that Arabic song? | |
| It's the one that goes... You know that one? | |
| With the camels in it? | |
| Can someone do that? | |
| The meme of when Hollywood wants you to think you're somewhere in the Middle East? | |
| And they, like, do the brown tint on it, filter, and then they play like that. | |
| And then do that riff over it. | |
| And that's what they want you to do. | |
| Power Man 5000 is on the End of Days soundtrack. | |
| Eminem. | |
| Rob Zombie. | |
| The Rob Zombie song's, I think, the only good one so far. | |
| Super Beast. | |
| I don't know this Prodigy song, but... Prodigy's pretty. | |
| Sonic Youth is on this for some reason. | |
| And then Creed. | |
| Creed is on it as well. | |
| What's the Creed song? | |
| Wrong way? | |
| So they're covering Sublime? | |
| I don't know, I don't know. | |
| Is that really what it is? | |
| No, because it says it was written by Scott Stapp and Mark Tremonti, so... It's a different wrong way. | |
| It's probably not about having sex with a 14-year-old. | |
| No, yeah, hopefully. | |
| I mean, I don't think... Or 12? | |
| What is she in that song? | |
| Well, hold on. | |
| If it's for the End of the Day soundtrack, that makes sense. | |
| Um, the other one I watched, I'll just, I was, I was deep in like a new metal horror hole for Halloween. | |
| I was like, I need to revisit all these 1999 horror movies. | |
| And so after End of Days, of course, I went straight to Stigmata, which is, which also features Gabriel Byrne in it, not playing the devil, instead playing a Catholic priest whose job it seems to be to go around debunking Catholicism. | |
| He like works for the church and he goes out and investigates Catholic mysteries and the church is like, yeah, we can't have these miracles. | |
| We can't have these miracles appearing because we're losing control of the church. | |
| And it's like, I don't know if my church had a bleeding statue of Mary, I might be more inclined to go. | |
| No, I wasn't about that movie. | |
| I mean, we talked about how fucking Catholic I was, like, yo, we were about that movie. | |
| Right, you wanted the stigmata. | |
| Yeah, we- I wanted the stigmata. | |
| I thought that was gonna be- because, like, it was, like, guaranteed heaven. | |
| I can- whatever. | |
| You could relax. | |
| If you have stigmata, you're basically going to heaven. | |
| You can basically chill. | |
| You're like- You're all babe. | |
| I've felt the pain of Christ. | |
| Thank you very much anyways anyways Yeah, it was like yeah that I that was a that was a heavy movie I had that was when I had to like watch in secret I had to like lie and say where I wasn't going to see that it was so scary to me as a kid Yeah, yeah, she's like getting whipped in the subway and shit. | |
| She's another subway because this is like New York or Chicago or somewhere with a subway that I've never been. | |
| And I'm just like, fuck, subways are scary, man. | |
| You get stigmata on them. | |
| A scary albino guy screams in your face. | |
| Like, what the hell? | |
| It might be like a portal, like, into the Matrix. | |
| Like, that might be your jump point. | |
| Kind of stressful. | |
| Magneto might crush a whole car around you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Tyshawn might, like, ollie over the gap, like, right in front of you, and you might not have your phone ready. | |
| No, he kick-flipped it. | |
| He kick-flipped it. | |
| Wow. | |
| It's gonna be scary. | |
| Billy Corgan did the music for Stigmata. | |
| Hell yeah, he did. | |
| Like, the original score for it. | |
| Is it tight? | |
| No, it's whatever. | |
| I might check that out. | |
| I want that to be cool. | |
| I want a Billy Corgan score from that era about the devil to be cool. | |
| I don't think I can pull it up. | |
| I doubt it's on Spotify. | |
| Have you seen that, the him eating chips video? | |
| Yeah, it's pretty good. | |
| Yeah, it's pretty funny. | |
| Pretty funny. | |
| I think the, like, half the songs were fine. | |
| One of them was good, and then a few of them were really funny. | |
| But, no, I just want to, I'm like... Is it Orange One or Smashing Pumpkins? | |
| What direction was he at that point? | |
| Well, he gets Bjork on the soundtrack and it's kind of like him trying to do a Bjork electronic sexy music thing the whole time. | |
| Oh, see, that sounds awesome. | |
| But I don't think it is. | |
| Right. | |
| Well, no, it works some of the time. | |
| You would tell me if it was. | |
| It works some of the time, and then other times it's really funny. | |
| But, um, Stigmata, she gets Stigmata, she gets the wounds of Christ, she almost, like, fucks Gabriel Burns, she speaks Aramaic, the language of Jesus, and there's like, wow, it must be real. | |
| That whole movie is about the forbidden book of the Bible. | |
| That tells you that you don't need to go to church? | |
| That tells you that Christ resides within a stone or in your heart? | |
| The something scrolls, right? | |
| Like the sand. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I remember that being a thing. | |
| The scrolls of Matthew or Michael or something like that. | |
| They went on tour in the early aughts. | |
| You could have went and seen them in a museum. | |
| I might have gone. | |
| Yeah, so she gets the thorns, she gets the fucking Spear of Destiny from Assassin's Creed right in her side. | |
| Pretty cool. | |
| That's pretty hot stuff. | |
| I haven't seen it through that lens yet. | |
| I might want to watch it as a grown-up now that you mention it that way. | |
| My favorite one that I watched though, and we'll wrap this up, but my favorite New metal horror movie that I watched, hands down, Queen of the Damned. | |
| God, yeah, that's with Aaliyah, right? | |
| Through this man. | |
| Well, I mean, vampires aren't like, you know, necessarily famous for a consent, so this does make sense. | |
| It doesn't make sense. | |
| Also, wasn't this like part of the origin of his, like, microphone? | |
| Remember his, like, HR Geiger-esque microphone stand he had. | |
| I don't know if that's the origin of it. | |
| But look at the cover, look at the poster for it, look at Aaliyah in it. | |
| I think maybe coincidentally he debuted it for a song for this that was also on the album. | |
| Was there like a co- Was it like a co-like song that was on the album and the soundtrack? | |
| Like a Korn album and on the soundtrack? | |
| Well, he did the whole soundtrack. | |
| He like curated and wrote all the songs. | |
| But was there also like a Korn song? | |
| I don't think he was allowed to appear on the soundtrack because of rights and shit. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Yeah, yeah, he's not. | |
| Wow. | |
| But Chester Bennington has a song. | |
| Linkin Park does not. | |
| Chester Bennington has a song. | |
| Well that's the thing because Jonathan Davis was not allowed to appear on the soundtrack. | |
| He got all his friends to do vocals on all the songs that he wrote. | |
| So he got Chester Bennington to do vocals. | |
| He got Wayne Static from Static X to do vocals. | |
| He got David Drayman David fucking Draymond, the Drayman himself, from Disturbed, is on the soundtrack singing a song that Jonathan Davis wrote. | |
| Amazing movie. | |
| Beautiful movie. | |
| I heard that he recorded it in a fashion to where you can hear his little lip piercing, his clank, as he vocalizes, you can hear it. | |
| Yeah, those are called the pussy hooks. | |
| This is, yeah, the pussy, yeah, the pussy hooks, yeah. | |
| This is Jonathan Davis' DJ Khaled album. | |
| He, like, curate, this is a curation. | |
| This is amazing. | |
| I need to watch that again. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I'm going to try to play a clip for everybody. | |
| Give me one second. | |
| And it might be like laggy and look like shit, but you'll be able to hear. | |
| You'll be able to hear exactly what I'm talking about. | |
| Oh, shout out to the chat, by the way. | |
| Yeah, R.I.P. | |
| R.I.P. | |
| Chester Bennington. | |
| Forever. | |
| In our hearts. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| What happened to him? | |
| Forever. | |
| He, uh, R.I.P'd himself. | |
| Oh, that's right. | |
| The fuckin', the pedophile sickos got to him. | |
| Is that what happened? | |
| Yeah, he was gonna expose them. | |
| I know. | |
| He's also... I'm sure we're allowed to say it on YouTube, you know? | |
| He's also the son of... Fuck, Hillary Clinton's campaign manager. | |
| That guy. | |
| Okay, can everybody see the video? | |
| Sound off in the chat if you can see the video. | |
| I can see and I have a little lag, so... | |
| Okay, and let me share my screen with Tony so Tony can see it as well. | |
| Sorry, I'm so new to this, guys. | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| Can you see it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| All right, let's go. | |
| Are we looking into the future? | |
| Okay, so let me give some context. | |
| This is, like, one of the climaxes of this movie where Lestat has, through his lyrics, revealed the fact that he is an immortal vampire. | |
| And that other vampires do exist. | |
| And this is the only live concert they have ever played, and it's in Death Valley. | |
| So they're all outdoors in Death Valley and he has, like, tried to trigger other vampires so badly that they come to the concert and attack him. | |
| But he's also trying to raise the Queen of the Damned, Aaliyah, so we might get some of Aaliyah in this. | |
| I hope so. | |
| I really hope so. | |
| See, these are angry vampires. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Haunting. | |
| They're not feeling the vibe at all. - Listen how bad this song is. | |
| Dude, this song, what are you talking about? | |
| It's haunting, bro. | |
| Yeah! | |
| Let me float in! | |
| It's so heavy! | |
| You can't see and not hear Jonathan Davis. | |
| There's like just no way. | |
| Dude, I didn't know that was such a boring song. | |
| Look at that bass. | |
| It's brutal. | |
| Yo, just grooving. | |
| There's a lot, there's a lot of like pressure when you're playing bass to Jonathan Davis vocals. | |
| You gotta be swagged out. | |
| Is that like a is that like an electric jump set like on purpose kind of thing? | |
| Touching you makes me die inside. | |
| So like what what went wrong? | |
| Well touching you makes me die inside. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But also, I'm a vampire, so, like, it's not that big of a difference. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Like, I'm already dead, but, like, not... Like, I kinda can't die, but I'm, like, already dead. | |
| It's... It's a whole thing. | |
| brunches out of the question tell you that much that's a fact | |
| You're not a love to say this is so good. | |
| Oh yeah, and it's got what's-her-face from fucking Red Hot American Summer and she's the like main love interest. | |
| He knows he's under attack, but he's still giving it. | |
| He's still like, nah. | |
| I'm still gonna rock in your faces. | |
| And thank you, thank you to Brandon. | |
| Let's go Brandon here. | |
| That is Dorian Gray from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie. | |
| Another great like early 2000s edgy fantasy movie. | |
| That's like one of my favorite genres. | |
| It's in my watch list right now. | |
| Sean Connery? | |
| Sean Connery is in that? | |
| You know, I gotta say, uh, that, what's that fucking Netflix show? | |
| That, uh, My Chemical Romance guy did? | |
| Oh, yeah, the comic book one? | |
| I don't know. | |
| League of Extraordinary Teenagers. | |
| That, to me, like, felt that way. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It was fun. | |
| Fun. | |
| I, man, I love the lyrics, man. | |
| You're an ageless vampire. | |
| And what was the lyrics? | |
| It was like, YOU THINK YOU'RE SOMETHING! | |
| YOU'RE NOT! | |
| Well, yeah, I mean, compared, compared, yeah, you're right. | |
| Compared to me, you are nothing. | |
| Deal with that. |