This episode we're covering the elections because we're data wonks now, and here are some key takeaways from this episode: Ranked choice voting is unconstitutional because it gives each person more than one vote, Trump didn't back the big guy in Pennsylvania and is crying and screaming and pissing his pants a little about it, Babies are out... big time. The baby annihilator demographic turned out strong this cycle--how will this affect Michigan's ability to enter the kingdom of heaven? Also: "unmarried women" is a phony demographic because these women are very clearly married to Joseph Stalin Join us this Saturday, Nov 12th at 5pm PST as we test out a private livestream for Patrons only. Link will be posted on our Patreon page. Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes right in your podcast app or browser. sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
This is what my Facebook feed was like this morning.
As results were coming in from the various midterm elections.
Washington Examiner posted midterm election results live.
Trump livid and screaming.
Daily Caller.
Why was there not video of that?
I needed video of that.
I don't believe I want video of him livid and screaming.
I don't think he's ever like... The most animated he gets is not very animated.
Yeah, I wanna see the man scream.
I do need to see the man scream in his advanced stage.
I mean, I guess he, like, yells at rallies.
So that's probably what it sounds like.
No, I want, like, a scream.
I want, like, a... I don't want it to sound like it's coming out of his body at all.
I want it to be, like, yeah... I want it to be, like, kind of... Kind of, um... Like, weak, actually.
Another headline from the Daily Caller, GOP hopes dashed on the rocks.
And then this one, which is just a post from the Daily Caller, no link to an article, no image, just a text post that says, how is this a thing?
Well, I'll tell you part of it is you didn't realize how many people were posting about being pro-life but actually did not want to lose access to that in case it happened.
That's largely why it's a thing.
I'm going to read from the article, GOP hopes dashed on the rocks, but the caption they used on Facebook when they posted that was, this was supposed to be a red wave.
And it wasn't.
It was low tide for sure.
The general response to the midterms here, it's pretty great.
Ray Cruz says, this didn't happen because we have stupid people, so the red wave didn't happen because we have stupid people in the state of Pennsylvania voting for a person who is criminal to the Senate who want to keep the border open to let the drugs keep coming into this country to kill American people.
We have New York people love this inflation and love people to keep killing and besting people up on the subway.
I am glad that I live in a red state of Florida.
We want get the Senate, might get the House and nothing is going to get done.
We continue to have inflation and we will keep asking ourselves to the Chinese like the Democrats want us to.
We won't have any more freedom.
I spent 20 years to defend our freedom in the United States Navy for nothing.
I have PTSD because what I saw over in Iraq and Afghanistan.
This country is going to hell.
I glad when God come back and take me away from this planet then I know I will be safe.
Oh man, that last part didn't read like when I die and go to heaven.
it read like when I get to go on the big spaceship I also just love this whole thing which like yeah You live in Florida.
You don't know anything about what you're talking about.
You only read these, like, scare stories about people getting, I guess, beat up on the subway?
It's so funny, dude.
It's so funny.
You live in Florida.
You live in the Republican paradise.
And you're still, like, out of your mind with worry and paranoia and depression.
