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We have Maxcel Talena from the Dysphoria Dimes podcast.
How are you doing, Maxcel?
Hi, I'm good.
I'm good.
Yeah, as I was joking with you before, my co-host Molly hit me up and was like, hey, MinionDeathCold asked us to be on the podcast.
And we were psyched, because we're avid fans, because we don't actually want to cover the kind of trans issues that y'all do and you advocate for.
And we've actually just interrupted and said, hey, if you want to learn about this, listen to Minion Deaf Cult.
We're going to go make fun of someone else.
And yeah, as I said, I was psyched.
And then I thought something really terrible had happened, and then it was just the standard insanity that we've come to live with.
Yeah, it's the same terrible shit, unfortunately.
It's the same thing, just a different package that is a little more funny this time, you know?
Yeah, it's... I did not expect that.
There wasn't like a sudden tragedy that befell the trans community.
It's just the ongoing tragedy that is the attack on Trans issues, you know, something we try to cover because it's it's, you know, important stuff.
And it's, you know, one of the like driving forces in reactionary politics right right now.
And we had a we had a little video go viral, not our video, but there was a video that went viral, you know, rehashing the same like anti trans anti quote groomer talking points that We've discussed at length on this podcast and we just, you know, we thought it might be nice to get somebody else to help us discuss it.
And so, yeah, I reached out to you folks at Dysphoria Dimes, which is probably the best name for a podcast I think I've ever heard.
Yeah, it's hard.
And the fact that, and your logo being a Dystopia ripoff makes it like the best, the best cover art, the best podcast, just like visually, in my opinion.
Thank you.
It actually started with...
I just remember like a couple years ago I was just joking around about just a stupid culture jam cash grab and making a Dystopia shirt with like the euphoria high and it just said dysphoria and I was like just like lowest common denominator how could I make some and of course I didn't do it and then we had a podcast called Dimes because we were just like We're all like relatively hot for podcasters.
I love that caveat.
For podcasters, considering that we are podcasters, pretty hot.
Yeah.
I mean, to be fair, when I saw you guys before I'd ever interacted, I like texted some of my friends.
I like, yo, these guys are like hot.
Like, I think I used the term not podcast or hot, but like hot, not to make, not to make it awkward.
But, um, and I think I also commented in the street thing by group about calling you both dreamy.
And then I realized you were both in it.
It's perfectly comfortable for me to hear those things about myself.
It doesn't, it doesn't upset me at all, actually.
You can't help it, but you are seeing us through a podcaster lens.
It's not something you, that you have any control over.
It's just, that's just the way that society is set up.
So, um, if that were to be stripped away, uh, not, not, not, not quite Dimes.
Real, real close though.
And then I didn't even think about the dysphoria part.
And then having a podcast called Dimes just really didn't make sense.
And then I had to explain, or we had to explain like podcasting hot and, uh, Anyway, thank you.
I'll take the compliment.
Listen to Dysphoria Dimes or just look at the podcast artwork.
I mean, it's both great.
The Instagram is great, too.
Great, great follow.
Let's watch this video.
Let's listen to this video that captivated the right wing over the weekend.
It got a lot of play on Fox News.
It got a lot of play on Breitbart.
The way that I was introduced to this video was just seeing a screenshot of it on Fox News, which shows a man in a black t-shirt that says, Groom Dogs, Not Kids.
Which I mean, I don't really want to groom either of those.
And he's got like a Doc Holliday mustache, like a twirly mustache and a soul patch.
And he's got, yeah, like a trucker hat on forward.
And this is like definitely, just like without any audio, without any context, this is definitely a guy I want to take advice on.
Like, how to interact with children with, um, but his hat is a pedophile hunter hat.
And then also I saw in other media, he's got a fucking proud boy, fuck Antifa pin.
On the hat.
Oh, hell yeah.
It says fuck, and the U is like the little leaf Fred Perry logo in yellow.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That sucks.
That sucks so bad.
I assume that's Proud Boys shit.
But yeah, the chyron on Fox News underneath this guy speaking at a town hall reads, Uncle of Two, stop pushing trans issues on our kids.
Just, you know, we're all in this together, says the childless uncle of two.
The only term that's really popular amongst, because people don't really want to talk about things like child abuse, you know, for real, for real.
But creepy uncle is a common thing that people say.
Oh, is it?
I've never heard of that, like, largest stereotype ever to exist.
So I'm happy this guy exists to really combat that and not be creepy at all.
Okay.
Let's listen.
Let's listen.
Good evening.
My name is Mario Presents and I'm here as a representative from Gays Against Groomers Coalition with over 250,000 followers across social media.
And as the- Okay.
Stop.
I definitely think this guy whose name is Mario Presents with 250,000 followers on social media has my child's best interest at heart.
It's clearly why he's here.
For sure.
And as the uncle of two students in your district.
He almost said parent.
He like, he, he changed plans at the last second.
He said, as, as a uncle.
As the uncle of two students in your district.
It has come to our attention that the district intends to teach transgenderism to children under the age of 10 without parental consent.
If I were to teach your child about my sexuality without your consent or involvement, I'd be arrested.
I'm going to stop it here.
Uh, what do we, what do we think about his statement so far?
Uh, teaching transgenderism, uh, to kids under 10 is like teaching, uh, about, is like a gay guy teaching his sexuality to children.
Uh, I mean, if you're not a teacher and you are going around saying, um, well, I'm a gay uncle.
So let me tell you about what being a gay uncle is.
Yeah.
That's weird.
My kids were watching Fox News the other night, like they do every night.
And they saw this guy say he was gay.
Now I got to groom my kids into knowing what gay guys are.
He keeps talking about just like hypothetically, I mean, I don't, my hypothetical kids, he's hypothetically advocating for kids, but he just keeps talking about as a stranger, approaching people's kids and indoctrinating them.
Like that, It's just, I mean, pointing out like false equivalencies or whatever with these people, it's, there's no point, but he keeps being like, it's, it's a problem because they're teachers.
Yeah.
And then also just not recognizing the difference between him going up to a strange child and talking about his sexuality and a teacher.
I would say that like, if you, if you're around a kid, you know, and uh, The topic of homosexuality comes up or something?
Like the kid sees two guys kiss or something?
I don't think it's grooming to be like, oh yeah, they're gay.
Yeah.
I don't think that's grooming to be like, yeah, uh, some guys date other guys just like he, some people have mommies and daddies.
Like I don't, I don't think that's a very good argument.
Um, second of all, like obviously being transgender is different from a sex, that's not a sexuality.
You know, sexuality doesn't mean sex, you know, like only either, but, Gender is even further away from that, right?
So it's, I don't know.
He also said, like, he just said, teach your kids about my sexuality.
He didn't say about, like, my lifestyle or about, like, homosexuality or anything.
He just really kept it personal, which I think was funny.
And yeah, whenever people like to go on rampages about the groomer stuff.
They never really like to say exactly what was said because it's usually, Hey, this child has changed their name or this child is identifying this way.
And instead he says stuff like, Oh, the, the parents weren't notified.
And what he means is that the school didn't like, Hit up every single parent in the class to tell them that there was a transgender child there.
Right.
There's, there's a moment later in this video where he talks about, uh, teachers hiding pronouns from the kid's parents.
So it's like, I'm assuming what he's talking about is like, there's some form of teacher child confidentiality, you know, that like Florida is, it has outlawed essentially.
You're not, you're not allowed to like have a conversation with a child that you don't, you know, immediately tell their parents or whatever.
And it's like, I can, I can kind of understand if, you know, Being worried about an adult hiding something from, you know, as it pertains to a relationship with a kid or whatever.
But like, as a teacher, they're alone with your kid all day.
Anyway, you know what, you have to have like a certain level of trust in the institution or in Uh, just your kid's teacher.
Have you met your kid's teacher?
Like, are they a creep?
I, you know, are your kids telling you that the teacher is a creep?
Then sure, you know, raise some red flags or whatever.
But this is like, it's a policy that's obviously designed to protect children from psycho uncles like this or psycho parents.
Where if you have to call and say, Hey, uh, your son, you know, actually told me that, uh, they don't feel comfortable like wearing jeans every day or a button up shirt or whatever.
And they want to wear dresses or whatever.
And now like, I don't know, they're getting their mouth washed out with soap or they're getting grounded or something like somehow, you know, traumatized for just like expressing themselves essentially.
I'd rather err on the side of making kids feel safe at school.
I don't think that there's much of a danger in the alternative.
He would have never met or known any of these teachers because there's no situation where You get to meet the teachers as an uncle.
I mean, beyond, like, an open house.
He went on social media to be like, I am speaking at this PTA event, which... The groomer culture, like, they really will unite as soon as they hear that word.
Like, the OK Groomer people.
And he's like, here's the live stream for it.
You know, he was ready for his viral moment.
And yeah, I mean, not to take away from the more serious things you were saying about like teacher and student confidentiality, but he was also kind of obfuscating what was happening.
It wasn't like this particular child.
It was just, he just makes these blank statements, but he knows it's going to be incendiary to people that are going to get really upset about groomers.
I don't know how many people were parents In this situation, for this cause.
Also, I was just thinking about like, you know how you like, everyone has like, like one cool uncle usually?
Hopefully.
It's like, it could be like, really cool, old, problematic, tough uncle, or like, some like, cool, like, problematic, hardcore, tough guys, like, when things were like, Maybe a little less chill.
Like we're like, you know, I got a gay uncle and this is just like the cool uncle gone completely wrong.
Like your uncle that hears one thing from you and then gets on national news wearing a hat.
It mainly just says pedophile on the top.
My cool uncle is no longer cool because of Facebook.
And so maybe they don't exist.
Maybe all the cool uncles got Facebook now.
Cause I don't think, I don't know if he says this necessarily at any point, but I don't think that the kids came home and were complaining, you know, old, old, old uncle, uh, what is his last, what's it called?
Presents?
Mario.
Mario Presents.
Old Uncle Mario presents.
I think he read about it on like a post and he was like, my nephews and nieces go there.
Let me go ahead and, uh, let me, you know, let me get mad about this.
So like, I think that there's not as many cool uncles anymore.
We don't know if he even has contact with the children, with the niece or nephew or either, you know.
He kept trying to tell my kids about his sexuality, but he was telling them about how he likes smooth boys.
He's a big fan of hairless men, and that was where I had to stop him.
Well, we wanted to reestablish connection with Mario.
We hadn't talked to him in a while.
We were thinking maybe it was time to reintroduce him to our family and stuff, and then I saw that he's just going around presenting.
He's just presenting to every, every room, rooms full of people.
I don't know if that's right for my children.
That's not cool.
All right.
Let's, let's continue watching, listening to this audio.
I'd be arrested, but when the school district does it, it's education.
Districts are.
It's literally education.
Yeah.
It's part of like social, social instruction.
What is out there?
There's guys out there.
There's, there's, there's gals out there.
There's trans people out there.
Like it's yeah.
They are.
The fucking Supreme Court just made it legal for schools to do that.
transgenderism when they should be teaching science math and language instead teachers are hiding student pronouns from their parents under the guise of gender affirmation can you imagine the uproar if schools were evangelizing or baptizing children without parental consent they are the the supreme court just legal that just made it legal for schools to do that to do exactly that what you're doing you don't tuck these children in at night You don't teach them to stand up to bullies.
You don't pay their medical bills, and you certainly don't hold their hands in the hospital.
These parents do.
Okay.
Again, you don't.
Is he advocating for that?
Like, for further outreach?
We need more kids in hospitals.
For further reach of teachers?
If the school, like, had a program on standing up to bullies, he would call that, like, snowflake shit.
Yeah, for sure.
Or whatever his, like, particular grift, you know, relied on him doing.
Simple truths based in science need to be upheld for our society to flourish.
The gross indoctrination... I love Uncle Science.
It's my favorite branch.
It's my favorite discipline.
It's Uncle Science.
You literally can.
You literally can pause puberty and restart it.
That's a thing.
Because you can't simply pause puberty.
You literally can.
You literally can pause puberty and restart it.
That's a thing.
You can go through a second puberty if you want to later in life.
Hell yeah.
Gender is like when you puke intentionally.
coded into the fabric of our DNA.
Simply affirming a teenager's gender is akin to affirming anorexia.
- Hell yeah.
Gender is like when you puke intentionally. - Gender is like that Silverchair music video. - Hey, hey, I mean, while we're on the subject, starting a grunge band at 16, way too young for so, I don't care if you're Australia or you're more advanced down there, all right?
You don't know what you're getting into.
It's a life-altering decision.
Silver chair, it's still a thing.
You can't run from it.
Yeah.
You need to have some angstless life for a second.
You can't just delve right into angst.
I don't want these kids teaching my sons or daughter how to frog stomp, all right?
He also just said affirming gender in general.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Period.
Like, I mean, yeah, I don't really think teachers should be teaching kids what it is to be a man or a woman or a non-binary person.
I think that's, it's not uncle territory either.
He's just jealous of the power that teachers have that an uncle could never possess.
I mean, if you were a cooler uncle, maybe.
Both are body dysmorphic disorders, yet we don't teach the starving teenagers how to binge and purge, or affirm that they are indeed overweight.
No, you would teach them, like, you would try to help them to be okay with who they are.
Right?
Like, you would try to, like, have them go to, you know, some therapy, maybe.
Have them, like, get on some sort of medical regimen, if that's what, like, a therapist would recommend.
Fucking, if you allowed your child, who is struggling with gender identity, To go to a therapist, like there are actual treatments in place to help people struggling with gender dysphoria, which are, you know, the big one, the main one is transitioning.
That's a treatment for what he's, you know, crassly comparing to anorexia.
It's also not the school's job to endorse anything.
They can't say, yeah, go be anorexic.
But they can say, hey, you guys can't treat this person like shit because they're anorexic.
That's what they can do.
And that's really all the schools are asking.
They're not asking you.
They're saying, OK, cool.
Let's just not treat this person like shit is all they're really asking.
Because the social contract doesn't go further than that.
Yeah.
This guy would absolutely call his niece fat.
For sure.
For sure.
Even if he wasn't saying horrible things right now, just the tone of voice and his speech patterns right then.
I was like, he would absolutely, like, not to her, but in front of her at dinner.
Hey, what's the female equivalent of husky?
What do we call the women?
Can we still call them husky?
Thick.
But in a bad way.
Not the CK.
No two Cs.
No.
However, school districts, including yours, seem to have no issue secretly teaching girls that they can be boys because they feel uncomfortable in their bodies.
A grown adult woman can't get a hysterectomy without extensive medical forms and doctor's visits.
But Dr. over the hill in Sherman Oaks is willing to do top and bottom surgery, sterilizing children for life.
Yeah, this is the part that blew my mind, right?
This is like a common lie, you know, that, oh, there's doctors that are just so eager to do top and bottom surgery on minors.
Like, that is not a thing that's recommended.
It's not a thing that there's a widespread practice of.
Whenever I've had these conversations with people online, they pull up one example of a 15-year-old girl who got top surgery.
This is not like, I don't know that doctor that he cites in here about who is more than willing to perform top surgery on a minor, but the idea that a grown woman can't get a hysterectomy, that is true.
That is accurate.
That's like a real problem that women face about not just getting a hysterectomy, but like getting their tubes tied.
They have to have like, Their husband's consent to get their tubes tied, or they have to do like a six month waiting period or longer, or maybe they can never get their tubes tied because they don't have the sort of medical autonomy that this guy is, again, arguing against in general.
It's amazing.
I mean, I know of like one or two trans-affirming doctor's names because of the list that I've been on.
I just had facial feminization surgery at the age of 33?
34?
Congratulations.
Thank you.
But besides that, I don't know any These guys have pages and pages of lists of trans doctors' names.
Sorry, it's what you were saying before.
They have an extensive history of transmedicalism that didn't work out.
They spend so much time trying to carefully research points.
It's weird because it's them and TERFs.
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
If you look at the data too, like whenever they, they cite, you know, cause a lot of this concern is like, you know, Oh, kids, kids are getting into this stuff or making these decisions when they're young.
And then they, you know, there's a chance that they can come to, Come to regret the, you know, decisions made and in the case of puberty blockers, like I said, you can restart puberty.
You can pause puberty and you can restart puberty.
That's not a permanent situation.
Now surgery is obviously more permanent.
But if you actually look at the data, and even the data that they present in their anti-trans argument, it's something like 2% of people who have transitioned actually regret transitioning.
It's an extremely low number.
It's an extremely low number, and it just pales in comparison to the help that gender-affirming care actually gives to trans people.
It's funny to you because they talk this, not to do the whole, if not this, then that type of argument, but if we're talking about our concern for the health of minors, I mean, I'm sure everybody who's every, I guarantee you like 98% of church right now are watching football as we speak.
And so many kids don't make it out of high school football without permanent injuries.
I broke a kid's back when I was a freshman.
He was 14.
He was never the same.
And we're okay with that.
That statistic is through the roof.
Cheerleading.
Permanent injuries.
Statistic through the roof.
There's no concern for that.
But this boogeyman is like... I don't know.
You're clearly distracted by something else.
Your worry is really weird and fucked up.
The other thing is...
Like, with the detransitioners, the only ones you really hear from, for the most part, are people that have now sold their story, basically, to people like... I mean, this dude is trying to make a name for himself for being the anti-groomer person, but like...
Like, there are detransitioners that are like, yeah, I think gender is fluid, I felt like I was trans, I felt like I was a woman or man, and now I don't.
But there are also people, and I'm not even trying to say that they're being disingenuous, like the people that you hear about being presented as arguments are people that are now very anti-trans rights and that's like the narrative of all detransitioners.
I'm so glad that you guys like are on this research and know these things because I never do and I like I just am like, that's what I was talking about.
It's like, it's so maddening to deal with these people that I usually just don't ever meet them on their own terms or even, uh, equip myself with facts.
No, you can't because these people, they don't want to like have a genuine debate.
They're like there either to make money, make a name for themselves or like, You know, create a wedge issue that will usher in a wave of politics in general that benefits them.
Or maybe they just purely hate trans people.
You know, that's obviously a possibility.
But I think it's just it's worth talking about and presenting these ideas to people who maybe like, you know, only get glimpses of like,
The trans panic that's going across this country right now and you know to have other people other than right-wing psychos talk about this stuff and talk about like the nitty-gritty stuff about you know these these memes about you know child bottom surgery or child top surgery that's it's just been like uh in headlines you know you know in in headlines and it's just not the reality of what's happening and
Even when it is, that stuff is against guidelines by the medical associations.
That's not what has been recommended for trans-affirming care for minors for the reasons we're talking about, because gender is fluid, and you do grow and become You know, a different person every day as you're, as you're growing up.
So yeah, of course something as extreme as surgery should only be made, you know, in extreme cases.
And you know, if, if there was a doctor and a parent and a patient who like came together and decided like, you know, something more permanent is actually the best solution for what my kid is going through for what, you know, me as a person I'm going through because I might kill myself.
If I don't have the proper care or whatever, then I would, I would defer to like a doctor and, and uh, you know, I would, I would defer to their judgment on that because what the fuck else can I do?
I can't make like health decisions for somebody else.
I can't make medical decisions for somebody else.
You have to like, you know, I know it's, it's kind of a passing the buck or maybe like, I don't know.
You just have to somewhat, like, trust the people who study this stuff and do this stuff.
Yeah.
It's also just, like, such a far-fetched thing.
I mean, if this is going to happen, it's only going to happen with super supportive parents.
Even, like, the most average parent is going to be like, hey, listen, do what you want to do when you move out.
Like this is, for a minor to be able to raise funds for this, like have a place to stay for recovery, have support, that is such a far, it's like a far-fetched thing, which sucks in its own way, but it's like, this thing that you're scared of, dude, does not exist, I promise you.
Like, you just said how hard it is for an adult woman to get a hysterectomy, to get a voluntary medical procedure, and you really expect me to believe that a teen can walk into a hospital and say, one top surgery, please?
And can you have that man pay for it?
The man with the trucker hat that says pedophile hunter?
Can you take it from his taxes?
Yeah, he said, he said, uh, he said, uh, mastectomies on the house all around.
Yeah.
It's just weird, like, this distrust in the medical system, but in the completely wrong way.
Yeah.
Like, not that we're just being completely dis- Like, these doctors are so hard up for money that can perform these surgeries, you know?
Like, nobody wants them, and they can't- Yeah, I don't know how you can gain this much ground arguing that the medical industry isn't exclusionary enough.
Like your argument is there's too much medical care going around in America.
It's been a problem.
Doctors are becoming like mechanics.
You'll go in and they'll be like, hey, listen, I was looking at your kid's search history, and I think we should just completely transition this kid.
I think we need to do full top-bottom everything surgery.
Let's start it now.
I think that we need this to happen.
And they're like, I just came in because they had a regular checkup.
That's why I'm here.
No, no.
We've got to reboot the whole kid.
When I was, when I came out to my mom, I mean, the first thing she brought up was, like, Nip Tuck, and I was like, don't, let's not, let's not even go there.
And then, like, I got to talk to her about, like, I'm not an Against Me fan, but I am glad for that band, so I could talk about Laura Jane Grace and not, like, Caitlyn Jenner, like, as an example.
She, like, immediately told me about, when I was talking about hormones, because I didn't know about any surgeries, About how, I forget what kind of medical intervention they basically gave the girl across the street where she grew up in Missoula, what her family did to stop her from growing because she was going to be too tall and they considered that weird for a woman.
Like, that's wild.
And I know yeah I know people who have been put on like chosen to want to like put on testosterone or put on things as a kid and these people Yeah, like, obviously I can't say that this uncle has a direct connection to the parents in Missoula or whatever, but it's just like, these people are fine with doing lots of things to kids' bodies.
Totally.
Well, and just manipulating gender, like gender-affirming care for cis people is a huge industry.
It's I mean it's just like you can't look at a product without it being gendered in some way.
Like I have like every cleaning product I have reassures me that I am a man.
Like it'll say men care like engraved into the soap that I this bar of soap I use and that's why I use it so I can remember what gender I am.
I remember you were really struggling until you bought the body wash that came in the plastic that looks like rusted metal.
And you've never been the same since then.
It's actually been kind of insufferable.
Maybe we can just get one regular product in the mix.
One of these days you run out and you just stumble out in a delirium haze and accidentally walk into a City MD and they just do you up the whole vaginoplasty, new face, everything.
Oh shit.
We noticed you shaved your mustache, so, you know, obviously.
Accidental bimbification.
My worst nightmare?
I did buy dude wipes to take care of myself after the FFS.
You know, just to remember where I came from.
Balance, balance, yeah.
They would be so pissed.
Don't forget the struggle.
They would be so pissed if they knew that's what you were using them for.
Yeah, I, uh, the last shampoo I bought it said men's care, but then when I got it home, it said two in one.
And I was like, no, I don't know what that means.
That sounds a little, uh, I don't know.
It's one or the other.
All right.
There's like two seconds more of this video.
It's probably not that good, but let's listen.
Parents must be a part of the education process when teaching sexuality to students.
And it definitely doesn't need to happen under the age of 10 years old.
Parents and uncles.
Parents, parents and uncles.
A round of applause?
Oh yeah.
Resounding.
It's like that Billy Madison ending speech.
But I just wish that the moderator would be like, this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
We're all dumb everyone.
I award you no points.
Yeah.
May God have mercy on your soul.
Yeah, he was also wearing a giant cross over his groomed dog's not shirts.
Not, excuse me, not kid's shirt.
Just I have a few responses here from the Breitbart Instagram.
So it must have taken a lot of bravery to come out and present yourself as an uncle in front of all these parents.
To out yourself as an uncle in front of everyone?
Wow.
You know who probably really has it tough?
Not the other uncles, but the dudes who wish they could be uncles, but their siblings don't have kids either.
So they can't even be uncles.
But they still, they just know they would be the, I would be the best uncle.
I just know it.
Can you, can you adopt a brother that has kids so you could like be an adoptive uncle?
Oh man.
I think, I think, I want that.
I want, I want, I want that.
Hey, I got, I got five of them.
All right.
They can have one of mine.
Okay.
Wait, where are you taking my kid?
Oh, I gave him... There's their new uncle.
I don't want to hang out with that one anymore.
Sorry, actually, I just drew straws.
It's nothing personal.
Sorry, I thought it was best, you know, you can only support so many nieces and nephews.
I thought, you know, they could help.
Responsible bandwidth.
Yeah, they could help give him what I couldn't, you know.
Coach underscore 277 says you're going to blow up and get a lot of blowback.
Quote, coming out isn't brave.
Coming out against the administration's woke agenda, the indoctrination of children, directly addressing the issue and going on national TV and putting yourself out there is the definition of quote, brave.
You're fighting the good fight and on the correct side of what's moral for a functioning society.
Uh, yeah.
So coming out as, you know, gay or trans or whatever, and at a moment of just like Heightened vitriol against trans people and gay people?
Not so brave.
Coming out and regurgitating every meme that's gotten 120,000 likes on Facebook?
That's brave, okay?
I love how they gave him clout for going on national TV.
No, the media's stupid and they put this on there.
He didn't go on national TV.
Well, he did, actually.
He went on, like, he did the media rounds after this.
I hate them all.
He went on, he went on, he, like, spent eight hours on Fox News.
He, like, went on every block of Fox News.
Man, I want to do that one day.
I mean, it's really cliche to be like, oh, your little safe space.
But yeah, he was really brave to fill the niche for every Fox News talk show host.
It actually was kind of funny seeing him on there because it did feel like they were reaching at this point when they had to put like, uncle.
And there was this thing where it keeps saying, he says at one point, it might've been in the Fox News interview where he's like, someone reached out to me and said this.
And I was like, who better than me to do it?
He doesn't even say his brother or sister who, Who aren't mentioned.
No.
And don't come up.
I really, I like... No, he says... They could just be some really nice parents.
Yeah, he says, a parent reached out to me to come speak at this meeting.
And it's like, okay, yeah, sure, buddy.
And then he says after he was invited to come speak by a parent, he's like, oh, then I realized I have a niece and nephew in this school district.
So sure, it makes total sense for me to come speak for them.
If you're out there, your uncle loves you very much.
He didn't even say a parent in this school.
- Cool.
- No. - Just eight, someone was like, someone with kids.
- No, yeah. - It was like, you should really run up in that PTA meeting and you're hysterical.
You know what you should do?
Just go to that PTA meeting and tell me what you just told me.
Someone at a bar.
I feel like somebody was watching this like, holy shit, is that Mario on TV?
Is he talking about our kids?
Yo, he really did it!
He's talking about our kids in the district.
Did you talk to Mario?
What the fuck is happening right now?
Last response here.
Mark Froherip says, I don't understand why they're teaching little children that kind of stuff.
The only thing I could say is that there's a lot of gay people in charge.
Um, uh, so, so your gaze against groomers tack, uh, really working out for you.
I think, I think that's definitely, uh, something that's not going to come back to bite you in the ass.
Much like, uh, based politics was, uh, the, the gay right-wing, uh, podcast was so shocked.
It's.
Texas?
GOP introduced anti-gay platform at their conference?
What the heck?
Stop.
Hey, we're based, but we're not that based.
Come on now.
I asked everybody at the Pedophile Hunters Convention if they knew you.
No one did.
No one did.
Because the gays for grooming couldn't get a table there.
Gays against grooming, I mean.
They couldn't get a table there.
Yeah, so far right, gay people, you guys are definitely in a good spot, I think.
A safe spot.
Sorry, what were you saying, Mixell?
I was going to say, the gays for grooming could get a table there because they wanted to prop them up and be like, look, this is our enemy.
These are the gays.
Told you they exist.
They love, if you are like a terrorist, yeah, they'll eat that up.
They'll be like, no, these are the good ones, though.
They're very reformed, but like... Oh, you think we're being dramatic?
Go look at the pamphlets over at Table 73.
It's all about how gays love grooming.
Yeah, so when you're a black Republican, you're freeing yourself from the Democratic plantation, right?
And if you're a right-wing gay guy, you're coming out of the liberal closet or something.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Moving on.
We have a wonderful story that was brought to my attention by a tweet from Lauren Chen.
Speaking of like, token representation for just awful ideologies and how this couldn't possibly come to bite you in your own ass.
Um, I saw Lauren Chen, who's like, uh, I think she's from the Blaze.
I think she's from like Glenn Beck's Canadian right-wing cable show.
Uh, she quote tweeted this, uh, People Magazine article, uh, Trump endorsed candidate argued against women's suffrage in college.
And she quote tweeted that and said, based.
Yeah, totally.
And it's like, this is like, This is how fucking cringe you have to be as a right wing pundit now.
It's just, it's, it's always kind of been like this, I guess, or at least in the last like 30 or 40 years, just like the race to be the most unhinged you can be.
But I feel like it, it, it's reached a certain point with the advent of like YouTube personalities and Twitch streaming and all this, where you just to stand out at, like, you can't just be a, A female conservative.
Wow, that's so crazy.
You have to actually advocate for the removal of your own right to vote.
Yeah.
Just embarrassing shit, man.
She tweeted this out for 300 likes.
Damn.
That's not worth it, my friend.
Just like people abasing themselves online for their next meal to like make sure Glenn Beck keeps paying for their dinner.
I just saw the tweet because I saw the article, a different article on that, and then right below it, Is her retweeting a Washington Post article about black coaches being shut out of jobs in the NFL, and her response is just, Asian women continue to largely be shut out of the top jobs at the NFL.
And then she starts just making, like, we need more Hello Kitty.
Like, just joking about how incompetent Asian women would be to have a job.
You're right it's like and with the base stuff it's like these people aren't doing the same kind of like weird based insanity as like alt-right kids on the internet or anything so they just like debase themselves and try I don't know try and give away whatever they can of just like hey I'm this identity but I will completely sell it out for your entertainment like
That was a terrible way to explain it.
Well, no, you're right.
It's like, I will be your friend that thinks that's funny.
Yeah.
I will be your friend that thinks that's OK.
Well, you've figured out that your identity can be a commodity.
And so in that sense, you can do whatever you want with it.
Because in one instance, she's saying, yeah, women shouldn't be able to vote.
But the other one is like, oh, look at how I am marginalized, but you don't see me crying about it.
Yeah.
It's the reactionary version of affirmative action.
You know, that might be like a glib thing to say or whatever, but it's like, no, you're getting this platform because you are actively advocating, you know, for the opposite of progress, whereas it pertains to your demographic, you know?
The thing about, oh, this is based, like, it's so funny to use that term for politics that are like a hundred years old.
Yeah.
Wow, this is so edgy and bait.
This is a new frontier in 100-year-old politics.
I'm really sorry here, but like, I gotta be honest, I've never actually used the term bass earnestly.
So like, that is kind of saying like, like you said, this is, saying bass is saying like, um, you're saying like, oh, this is like the, the evolution or this is so, so beyond, right?
Like you said that, but you can't say that about something that's very old and stale.
All right.
Well, yeah, I didn't want to get into my the the literal definition of based.
Just write it down, folks.
This is this is what it is.
No, it's like cool.
It means cool, but like in an even more extreme way, like something that would not be politically correct to say, but somebody fucking said it anyway.
That's based or somebody did it anyway.
And it's usually as it pertains to like political extremism, you know, like Um, you, you get away with endorsing like crazy shit by just calling it, you know, you don't say it yourself or you don't do it yourself.
You just say, oh, that's based.
Um, usually it's like terrorist attacks, you know, like the alt-right says that shit about terrorist attacks or whatever.
Um, but yeah, to just describe like free, free suffrage status quo politic is just, I don't know.
It's corny.
Yeah, very.
American history is pretty based.
Okay, yeah.
That makes sense.
Especially the stuff that's not talked about.
That stuff's the most based.
This article though, this candidate that she's referring to, this candidate who was against women's suffrage and was now endorsed by Trump in a Michigan House primary, Um, this is a funny story to me.
And so I kind of did a little digging and I found just a wonderful Fox news article about this guy and about the backlash over his comments, uh, over women's suffrage.
And it, it does add another very interesting element to it that, uh, I don't think the people magazine article touched on.
So the headline of this Fox news article about this situation is.
Dems attacked GOP candidate over women's suffrage posts after spending nearly $500,000 to help him win primary.
So much.
Amazing.
So I was like, oh great, there's even more to talk about here.
Democrat-backed GOP candidate wrote in 2000 that the U.S.
has suffered since women were granted the right to vote.
Okay.
I'm going to read from this article.
Democrats who spent nearly half a million dollars to help a Trump-backed candidate win a Michigan congressional primary say the GOP must quote answer for that same candidate after his previous comments on the patriarchy, women's suffrage, and differences between men and women resurfaced.
Uh, so just so much going on here in this first paragraph.
I, I did, you know, I did my independent research and I did discover that, yeah, the DCCC ran ads, uh, for this candidate named John Gibbs.
Um, they ran ads like quote against him, but that made him seem cool.
Right.
So I'm reading here from NPR.
The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee on Monday released a new TV ad about John Gibbs, a Republican who's seeking to oust Michigan Rep.
Peter Meagher, one of just 10 GOP members of the House who voted to impeach former President Donald Trump following the Capitol insurrection.
Trump has endorsed Gibbs.
So Trump endorsed the anti-women's suffrage guy, John Gibbs.
The DCCC ad says Gibbs, who has baselessly questioned the results of the 2020 presidential election, was, quote, handpicked by Trump to run for Congress, adding that Gibbs is, quote, too conservative for West Michigan.
On its face then, the ad is framed as an attack, but its messaging on Trump would likely appeal to Republican voters.
As Politico notes, the spot will also raise Gibbs' name ID in the district, especially given Gibbs' campaign has not been able to air its own TV ads.
Wow.
The DCCC, the Democrats in general, uh, they have, they have a history of making really good choices when it comes to uplifting, uh, extremely conservative Republican candidates, namely Donald Trump.
Uh, for instance, this is what they tried to do with Donald Trump in 2016.
They picked him as like their preferred opponent.
And so they helped boost his name recognition by just talking and complaining about him all the time.
And oops, uh, he won, obviously.
Yeah.
So, uh, DCCC is, they're, they're demons there.
They fight against like every progressive incumbent challenger there is.
A lot of like centrist hawk, hawkish ghouls in there.
Um, But, I mean, you could argue that they didn't say anything untrue about Gibbs.
They just, you know, decided to, like, give him essentially free name recognition by running ads saying, oh, John Gibbs, he's too based for Michigan.
Only the most based Republicans would vote for this guy.
Amazing.
And he won.
He won the primary.
But, you know, to be fair, Trump also endorsed him, which was a good A good indicator of how he would fare in the primary.
That's just amazing though, cause there was someone sitting there saying like, hold on, wait, I'm, I'm, I'm extremely conservative.
I don't know who this guy is.
Like, wait, can you run that back?
Can we, what's his name again?
I want that.
I need to hear his views on women, women's rights first.
I'm just, I'm imagining like Dale Gribble just explaining all of this.
I think that was the last season of King of the Hill where characters are just interacting that wouldn't normally be having a scheme because the writers have really ran out of shit.
And it's, like, that kind of psy-op.
Like, that level of, like... I mean, except it's Democrats play, like, do it.
It's really happening.
And in a post-Trump election, like, We need to focus, we need to find the worst of our enemies and hope that people are smart enough to like them less than the average person that we are positioning.
Well it's when you're like, I know this is like some cliche to say or like something that's obvious on the face of it, but if you're like I don't know, fundraising for the DCCC, or in a position to give them money, or if you're on their board or whatever, what do you have to lose if some anti-women's suffrage guy gets into office in Michigan?
You're fine.
Nothing's gonna happen.
Even if the country did a hard overall pivot to the right, that's fine.
You're super rich, so that'd probably be pretty good for you.
Yeah, and there's probably even some math where they, yeah, they figured out like, oh, this guy will save us, save our residents this much money and we won't have to do this particular thing that they might ask us to do if we get a Democrat in there.
Right.
And then when he wins, we can, we can run another campaign against him, raise more money against him being, cause it's even more, it's even more of an emergency now that he actually took office.
Wow.
Now we really got to fight him.
Now we really got to raise money.
And maybe by then we can make a commercial where we list all of his successes while he was in office?
Get that money back and spend it on the same thing.
Yeah, exactly.
Look at all these things he did!
We hate him!
And everyone's like, oh wow, he did all that?
John Gibbs, who defeated Republican Representative Peter Mayher in the GOP primary last month, has taken fire after CNN resurfaced posts he made while in, did I already read this?
Where he founded the Society for the Critique of Feminism to push back against claims that a, quote, patriarchal society is inherently wrong and to argue for the, quote, headship of man over woman.
And I do believe, I believe men should get ahead before women, but that's just my personal belief.
The Democrat Congressional Campaign Committee, which spent $485,000 on ads apparently designed to boost Gibbs over his more moderate rival, Mayher, in order to make the race easier for the Democrat opponent in the November election, said the Republican Party needs to take responsibility for Gibbs and denounce him.
Quote, the GOP must answer for a candidate who believes women having the right to vote has damaged America, said Matt Coridoni of the DCCC.
The reason the real question is when the NRCC, National Republican Congressional Committee, will denounce Gibbs and remove him from their young gun program.
Their silence.
He was in college 22 years ago.
Yeah, yeah.
Their silence is deafening, he added.
And, um, and it's just, it's funny.
So this whole article is like trying to pin his candidacy on Democrats for supporting him.
Oh, and also, uh, Donald Trump did too.
The leader of the party also supported him as well.
Um, but it, it doesn't, it doesn't really get into the fact that the Democrats quote supported him by calling him extremely conservative and a friend to Donald Trump.
Right.
That's like the underhanded trick they played to support him.
Yeah.
In 2000, Gibbs wrote in a post linked to a Stanford webpage, which was archived by CNN, that Christianity may support patriarchy and that the biblical injunctions to not allow women in leadership roles in the church was based on human nature.
Quote, Because women do not possess, which is misspelled, the characteristics necessary to govern, and since women have a more important task to do, which is to prepare the next generation, they are commanded not to rule, the post says.
In another section, Gibbs wrote that women voting has led to a larger federal government, quote, because women tend to vote more socialistic than men, for larger and more intrusive government.
Gibbs concluded that the United States has suffered as a result of women's suffrage.
The Gibbs campaign did not immediately respond to Fox News Digital's request for comment.
Am I supposed to be tending to the next generation or not?
Because I'm getting mixed signals from the groomer movement and now this guy.
And I also just gotta say, society for the critiquing of feminism, like, as a woman, yo, that's the pussiest shit I've ever heard.
Like, man up.
Like, what?
That's like Scott Adams level of, like, It was a pretty fierce critique, I thought.
I thought it was a pretty powerful and alpha-masculine critique.
Government interference, yeah.
Gibbs, who worked in former President Donald Trump's administration, faces Democratic... Again, so trying to tie him to the Democratic Party win.
He was endorsed by Trump, he won the fucking Republican primary, and he worked in the Trump White House.
Very funny.
Faces Democratic nominee Hillary Scholten in the November 8th general election.
Scholten called Gibbs' statements emblematic of the Republican Party.
I think that is about it for this article.
I don't know anything about the Democratic candidate.
Probably better than an anti-women's suffrage Republican guy.
Go out on a limb here.
I do have a quote from John's spokesperson, which is weirdly non-binary.
Is it a spokesman?
Spokeswoman?
I don't know.
John Gibbs' spokesperson.
It was a team, so they had to do it that way.
Oh, okay.
It says, John made the site, so the website, To provoke the left on campus and to draw attention to the hypocrisy of some modern day feminists.
It was nothing more than a college kid being over the top, the spokesperson told an outlet in an email.
If there's one thing the right wing understands, it's that, you know, you got to give a little wiggle room to college students because sometimes they can like, you know, go over the top.
So it's all right.
You know, they'll be fine.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Uh, but I do, I do love, oh no, he was just being an asshole to trigger the left.
He's not really an asshole, he just cares more about triggering the left than he does about his own, like, humanity and reputation and shit.
Oh, cool.
Definitely somebody I want to vote for.
And that's what sucks, is like, the left does do that, you're right, because like, The fact that this is the thing they're talking about is lame.
That was a lame thing that a lame college person did, and that was a long time ago.
He's done much worse stuff since then, I'm sure.
Probably, yeah.
I'm sure he's actually been involved in policy at this point now that's bad and regressive.
You don't have to Go back over 20 years ago.
I'm sorry, you kind of do.
This is like silver platter shit.
He wrote in his own words, I hate women, signed John Gibbs.
It's like, you got to use it, you know?
Yeah, absolutely.
But that's all they're using, though.
That's all they're using.
It's just funny.
Because it worked.
It did trigger the libs.
It triggered the libs 20-something years later.
Just leaking is our old, like, porno grind side project onto SoundCloud.
Listen, when I wrote lyrics as Infant Annihilator, it was just to trigger the left, alright?
I was just thinking about what if it really is a non-binary spokesperson?
Just as we were talking about the race to just sell people out.
What if we found the first Fox News bootlicking non-binary politician?
The woman that's in Tom McDonald's video of non-binary folks.
No, every conservative think tank, they have to just choose straws and whoever gets the shortest straw is like, okay, you know that you have to put it on your, you have pronouns now.
You're going to have to, you're going to have to list those on your bio now so that we, you know, we can say that you agree with us every single time.
Yeah.
You can get your flex fit hat back when we're done with this campaign.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna get into responses to this because, man, so we're talking about a congressional campaign, we're talking about money and politics, we're talking about political strategy, and boy, it was just a wonderful, like, boutique of ideas in this comment section.
Just everybody had really good advice for the candidates, and For just the way our political system runs in general.
And so I'm really eager to address these, to relay them to the listener and discuss them amongst ourselves.
The very top response was from Meb on FoxNews.com, who said, I think if I lived in that district, I would vote Republican because the Dems were actually meddling in an election.
It's something they accuse the Republicans of doing all the time.
They deserve to lose.
And then on that same tip, some D forever, 181, you gotta aim a little higher than that.
Just some?
A little bit?
What the Democrats are doing should be challenged in court.
Their actions smack of quote, vote buying, dumping millions into the campaign coffer of a weaker candidate and the opposite party in order to help ensure that weaker candidate will go up against a very Very strong candidate in their own party should be declared as illegal.
It is no different than offering a weaker opponent money to throw an election.
That's called bribery.
That's so true.
I mean, the last part is very true.
They would have bribed people, that would have been bribery.
Have you thought about if they would have done that?
Why would you bribe a weaker candidate to drop out?
They're a weak candidate.
Because no one will expect it.
Also, if you're going to be that conspiracy-headed, what happens is they create a weaker candidate.
That's what they do.
That's how it actually happens.
They support someone to have the weaker candidate, and then that person is already set up to lose.
The weaker candidate, also called the Womanchurian candidate.
Exactly.
I love this.
So many people in this comments that were just like, yo, I just heard about this thing called money in politics.
That shit's fucked up.
We got to put a stop to this immediately.
Did you know about this?
Did you know people can donate to campaigns and run ads and shit?
No, I knew about that part.
I didn't know about the ads.
I didn't know that they could just like make ads and run them like for about whoever they want.
I thought you can only do good things about your people, not bad things about other people.
So people were like, this is, this is a fraud.
This is election fraud.
This is a, this is tampering.
This is like coming up with every like illegal word they could think of to describe just normal money in politics.
So funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, GetReal99 says, The thing is, the man is correct.
Feminism has caused considerable damage to the U.S.
And this is like 60 to 70% of the responses for this article where Fox News is like, Oh, actually Democrats are the ones who, uh, who don't like women's suffrage because they promoted a candidate who, uh, who didn't like women's suffrage.
And then like 60% of the responses are like, no, we like that about him.
We like that thing.
I think it's a good thing.
It's good, actually.
But I still hate the Democrats for supporting it.
This comment goes on, uh, just for example, it doubled the size of the workforce overnight.
So this is, again, this is feminism.
Just for example, it doubled the size of the workforce overnight, which, which made it possible for him, like somebody flipped the feminism switch.
Uh, and then suddenly it doubled the, the, the workforce population, which made it possible to occupy jobs of being a voter.
True.
Which made it possible for employers to pay quite a bit less for labor.
And because of it, one can no longer support a family on one income.
And you must have two working adults in home in order to make it.
Then add in the fact that either because of divorce or because both adults are working, you have unsupervised and undisciplined children running around causing problems.
No longer are family values, morality being taught in the home.
And we all see the effect of that.
We all know what I'm talking about.
One could go on all day about just how detrimental the feminist movement was to the US and I love this argument you see you see this argument a lot of the more like based right wing populists who are trying to like Critique, uh, capital from the right, you know, by advocating for like, oh, somehow if we make all the women trad wives, uh, we're going to get paid more at work now.
That's, that's how capitalism works.
Um.
Yeah.
You're going to cut the workforce in half.
It's funny to be like those poor employers.
They had no choice, but to, you know, lower wages for everybody because they had so many employees to choose from.
Like what, like what is your, you just, you're going to force employers to pay more now?
Like, I, I don't, I don't understand.
Like, I mean, I know it's just a fucking comment that nobody, somebody didn't really think through when they wrote it, but it's like, how does your brain work like this?
I mean, I do think it actually, it has that, the little tinge of, like, the distrust in the, like, medical industry from what we were talking about before.
I do think they were kind of saying, like, employers take advantage of this, but then acting like the problem was the feminism part.
The people being taken advantage of.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, like, there is this, like, yeah, and then employers are just going to do what they're going to do.
Like, Yeah, you're right.
I mean, I do think, you know, there is like an inherent, you know, we've gotten away from it, but there is like a tendency to just not like, you know, not respect your boss.
I mean, I think most people don't really have this like bootlicking ideology that is forced upon us by, you know, the structure of this country.
But I guess, yeah, you do see it creep through in acceptable It's like it's going in the right direction and it just veers out like when people are talking about like yeah with the medical industry with healthcare with things like that like Yeah, one of the- Then suddenly it- Sorry, go ahead.
I was like, then suddenly it's like, oh, the most exploitative thing about the medical industry is like, that they're just like, profit instead of, and that's why they, like, give sex changes to four-year-old girls.
Like, they know the words, like, the profit, the for-profit thing is a problem, but then they're like, how can we just actually not do any work and be as hateful and like, regressive as possible?
Totally.
On the Gays Against Grooming, on their Twitter, their mission statement is they're against the sexualization and the medicalization of children.
That's what they're calling it.
And it's like, again, if you were to ask me, like, you know, the top 20 problems in the country right now, or in the world right now, too much medical care for children would not break like the top, you know, 1000 problems that we have in this country.
That uncle saw euphoria once and just, it changed his whole life.
And.
But yeah, I think that the whole women in the workforce thing is... I mean obviously it's just like asinine, but...
Yeah, you see, you see like TikTok, like I saw some TikTok of a woman saying like, women, we got scammed by feminism.
Look at how you used to be able to stay home and cook and do all this stuff and raise your children and have leisure time.
And now I got to stare at a fucking computer.
And it's like, yeah, your job is fake.
You just make money for somebody else.
Congratulations.
Like that doesn't mean if you stop working, you're suddenly going to be able to stay home that like your husband is going to double his income.
Like, What is your argument?
Your argument is for a government that forces your employer to pay him more money?
It's nonsense.
It's gobbledygook.
When I mutilated my body through surgery and through hormone therapy and stuff, I expected to not have to work ever again.
And now I am stuck teaching children that they all don't have pronouns in California.
And there's an irony to it, but I also am looking into a career as a tradwife TikTok non-binary spokesperson.
It's good work if you can get it.
Robbie Alomar says about this story, about the DCCC funding a Republican, or like, running ads for a Republican candidate, essentially.
Robbie Alomar says, no wonder we can't get the potholes filled.
Yep, yep, yep.
That's the problem.
That makes sense.
Yep, and then Spudnut in the same vein says, Megadonors should spend their money in local communities making a difference.
Maybe build a trade school, repair some highway, or a bridge.
Anything but give to candidates to waste on advertising when they should be holding town hall meetings or knocking on doors.
Georgia spent, along with money from all over the country, $500 million two years ago to send Wardock to Washington.
What a waste.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree with that.
All it took for you to agree with getting money out of politics and forcing the wealthy in this country to put their money back into communities was tell you that the Democrats also liked a Republican primary candidate that you voted for, probably.
Have you felt like redirecting your energy there?
Because if you just try to be mad at women instead of the rest of the stuff you're talking about, it's just easier.
Totally.
It's just much easier.
You're a better employee.
And as far as the potholes thing, that's kind of fucked up.
A lot of the women that I know are some of the best at filling holes, I know.
But that's just me.
It's funny because like, oh, this isn't why our potholes are filled.
Yeah, like a for-profit political system probably is kind of why your potholes aren't filled.
You know what I mean?
You're kind of right in a very roundabout way that you would not agree with if I were to explain my version of what you said.
I just see the potholes guy as like a single issue commenter that pretty much like I think just probably if you like scour his name through through different media sites through whatever it's just like different articles about ways he sees money being spent and just wants to bring attention to potholes.
Yeah we gotta find out what district this guy lives in and then like give one of the candidates running just like a beautiful message just for him.
No, no, no pothole left unfilled on my watch.
B.T.F.
Kelly says, uh, Shulton called Gibbs' statements emblematic of the Republican Party.
I loved this comment.
Typical progressive logic.
In olden times, before progressive enlightened ones came along to educate us, if you said something like, Vito said this, typical of all Italians, or, Patty said that, just like all the Irish, Or, Martin Luther King said that.
Isn't that just like a black?
You would have been considered fit subject for condemnation.
Call it just political rhetoric, but today Dems are not only aiming at their political opponents, they are condemning anyone not a registered Dem.
So much for these champions of democracy.
Yeah, if you don't vote, if you don't like Republicans, you're, uh, it's racist.
You're, you're actually being bigoted towards Republicans.
Checkmate, libs.
I think what they really did want, uh, when they are talking about making and migrating, it was like, they just want, they just want, like, they wanted to bring back real, uh, anti-Italian racism and, uh, anti-Irish, uh, bigotry.
They want to bring, they really want that back.
Uh, they want to bring that back.
And I think we should, I think we should do that.
I think we should help them.
The only thing the establishment fears.
I love that.
I think we should bring that back here.
I love that in this comment, he like he didn't want to lose his audience immediately.
So he started with the anti-Italian racism because he knew that that was going to like, you know, properly horrify people.
And then, you know, Irish and then he could throw an anti-black rig, you know, because if he started with the well, this is just like, you know, being racist against black people.
And they were like, well, hold on.
I mean, let's not get ahead.
What do you mean by racist against black people?
I also love that it was Vito, Patty, and Martin Luther King Jr.
Walk into a bar.
Well, how do I do a stereotypical black name but not be racist?
I don't want to be called out for being racist.
I'm trying to do the opposite here.
Well, I think if he was gonna say Tyrone in this rhetorical flourish, but he was like, wait, I don't like Tyrone.
I don't like the sound of that.
Yeah.
I actually don't like that guy.
He just went back until he thought of someone he did like.
Exactly.
This would be like condemning Martin Luther King Jr., the one black guy I like.
And I couldn't just say Martin because like, I'm actually not a big fan of that guy.
That guy, it wasn't him.
It was that he did the whole, the whole different characters in the show.
I thought that was a little obnoxious.
So I had to clarify that it wasn't Martin.
It was in fact Martin Arthur King Jr.
That whole starting with Irish-Italian, like, that's like Gran Torino racism or something, where you're like, no, I'm racist against everybody.
Like, the people I actually am not afraid of and talk with just as much as, you know, the Martin Luther Kings of the world.
Uh, got a few more responses, a few, a few more like suggestions for civic participation in this country that I really liked.
Uh, Buzzard said, if you vote in the Republican primary, you should be required to vote Republican in the general.
So yeah, let's let's do that.
Let's document how everybody votes.
Let's make sure to keep it on record how Buzzard voted in the primary and then force him to vote Republican in the general.
This is a great idea.
Also, wouldn't that just mean you don't need a primary?
Wouldn't it just be one time then?
No, because if you're if the person you voted for the primary, you can get two Republicans because you can't get two Republicans like in the end, right?
Well, it depends on the state.
Some states you could actually do that, but you shouldn't be able to vote strategically.
It's like cheating in my mind.
You're like, you're doing some sort of like crafty, uh, celestial witchcraft shit by, by trying to, uh, apply some sort of like logic chain of events to your voting.
It should just be like, should enter the voting booth and just, you know, vote as like a spiritual, uh, expression.
Yeah.
Buck Turgidson says, After reading that one of the first Menendez brothers' trial jury members, a female, said she voted against conviction because the boys were orphans after killing their parents, I can see why Gibbs held such views.
I have not heard the Menendez brothers as like a cultural reference in so long.
This is the last time this guy heard something bad about a woman.
The last time a woman said something like clearly, I mean, you know, I, you know, ladies, I love you, but you know, just like everybody else, you know, you'd be, be, be foolish sometime.
Like this is your, your, your most recent reference to, to, uh, a woman saying something You're being dumb!
You're in the anti-Amber Heard groups and you're like, yeah, she's kind of like that one woman from the Menendez Brothers jury.
You remember?
Just like, oh, you remember her, right?
Just always going for that?
Yeah, I mean, you got the Charles Manson henchwomen right there.
At least I might kind of have an image in my mind of who you're talking about.
There's a jury member on the Menendez Brothers trial?
You know, ever since I watched the Menendez brothers trial, I've decided that women shouldn't be able to vote.
There's probably a lot of people out there like that, to be honest.
This is the last one.
Hillary's lying tongue said, I have five brothers and one sister.
All brothers are staunch conservative Republicans who voted for Bush and Trump, and our sister is a diehard Libby who supports LGBTQ and BLM and voted for Obama and Biden.
What Gibbs says is very much true.
Listen, I got a bunch of siblings, one sister, and all of us don't give a shit about her.
And it's because she's an idiot.
Because she's a woman.
That's the proof.
Me and my brothers, we even hate our sister.
That's how down we are.
Yeah, this is like the opposite of, I finally understood women's rights when I realized I had a mother or whatever.
I finally understood what that one Republican candidate was saying about ending women's suffrage because I have a sister, so I know.
Yeah, their sister seems like just pretty normal.
I think that's all it is.
She just doesn't suck.
She's not so obviously shitty.
She probably sucks too, but she's not so obviously shitty like you guys are.
It's so funny to be like, we were five, we were six.
Brothers grew up really right wing and are one, the one woman in the family, you know, the one female child of the family, for some reason, she's really in support of women's rights.
I can't imagine why growing up around six conservative asshole brothers.
I wonder why she feels like that's, that's a necessary thing in society.
And, but because her supporting that is evidence that it needs to be revoked.
Her supporting her own rights?
Wow.
Here's your sign, dumbass.
We're taking your rights away.
If you wanted these rights, you shouldn't have supported them so hard.
Because now we just want to take them away.
Yeah.
It's your fault.
Yeah.
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- Thank you so much, peace. - They say Jesus was a nephew, you know what I'm saying?
They say his mom was a virgin.
So when he was born, they told him he was sent from God, so he started going to village to village, helping the people when they killed his ass.
That's crazy.
That's crazy, man.
Good!
They killed Jesus for helping the people.
That's why I ain't got patience with people.
In the Bible, God dealing with evil.
They say God didn't deal with the devil.
That's the reason Job had souls on his feet.
That's the reason Job lost his house.
That's the reason Job lost his kids.
I'm reading the Bible like, what is this?
Adam and Eve off of one rib.
They made the world in seven days.
So Adam and Eve had a thousand kids.
Came to Abel, they fell out beef.
Me and my brother, we fell out beef.
They said cocaine.
I was on the trees What if Adam woulda never fucked Eve?
Why Eve made that nigga eat that?
That's why I don't eat a bitch food now Job lost his whole fuckin' family They say God gave him a hundred cows Like two hundred horses or something How the fuck is that worth my king?
What I didn't deserve to go through this Let me get this right, this because of Eve?
Okay, I'm full with Adam But I'll beat the shit outta Eve How the hell they live at the forbidden tree?
Somebody show me the forbidden tree I believe God, but I ain't too religious.
