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Waking up in the mornings with instantly available food that you didn't have to hunt and kill?
Breakfast breeds arrogance and laziness.
What?
Like...
The things you have to kill are pretty far down on the list of things I think of right away for breakfast.
And I'm not even thinking vegan.
I'm thinking of general.
What?
No, you know what?
I bet this guy is part of the New World Order.
I bet this guy is part of the Great Reset.
He wants us to go out and stomp on some crickets and that's what we have to eat.
He wants us to eat the book.
That makes sense.
It's a good source of protein, they say.
Breakfast breeds arrogance and laziness.
I just like, I'm just strongly reminded of Johnny Depp's yoga instructor character from King of the Hill where he just like shouts out, Lunch is one of the worst things you can do for your body!
I mean, that's true though.
That's not breakfast.
Breakfast breeds arrogance and laziness.
Like, has this guy ever heard of Tony the Tiger?
Tony the Tiger is a go-getter, like, and he is breakfast.
Um, I simply stay, I'm simply, I guess, I don't know, I guess I'm made of different stuff.
I'm able to stay humble while eating breakfast.
I eat my breakfast and I say... I mean, that's what you think.
I say thank you.
Thank you to the, uh, the breakfast gods.
That's, that's so funny, like... Well, I guess you can't enjoy things because that makes you soft?
Um, I think what we have here, I think they just invented anorexia for men.
I think that's what we're looking at here.
If it's not games, it's not food.
It's like, I kind of want to get into it maybe a little later in this post because that's just the first paragraph, but there are like some strong, strong new age hippie girl vibes with this just put through like a masculine filter, like a masculine bullshit alpha filter.
But again, just waking up in the mornings with instantly available food that you didn't have to hunt and kill.
Like, are you hunting and killing your lunch?
Yeah, dog.
That's what I'm doing all morning.
I'm hunting all morning.
I, I don't know how to like preserve or like save the meat.
So I have to kill a fresh animal every day.
It sucks.
I don't really know what to do.
I don't know how to like, you know, prep these bodies.
So I just, I get what I want out of it and then I throw it away and I got to do it the next day.
And it sucks.
I would simply wake up earlier and kill an animal for breakfast.
That's true.
That's true.
I mean, why don't you just kill an animal the night before?
You know?
Plan ahead.
No, because you're just, you're making it softer for future Alex or future Tony.
You're just pampering them.
That's true.
That's true.
How are they ever gonna learn?
Yeah, I might sleep in on accident, you know?
I'd be fucked.
You know, the future Alex is gonna get soft.
He's gonna get soft and complacent and arrogant.
He's gonna think past Alex is just gonna take care of all of his problems for him.
