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It's hot as a pistol and you see that I pull that one right.
Leon's... I tell you what.
Elon.
I miss him.
I miss his voice.
I haven't heard his voice in so long.
Leon.
Elon.
Such an alpha move.
I love that.
He calls him Leon.
I think it's by mistake, but I love the way he says it.
Oh, he wants you to think that.
He wants you to think that.
This is a pistol, and you see that I pull that one right.
Leon's.
I tell you what.
Leon's.
I tell you what.
Let me say it right this time.
Elon.
Not gonna buy Twitter.
When did you hear that before?
From me.
From me.
Fake accounts.
He says fake.
A lot of them.
Nah, he's got himself a mess.
You know, he said the other day, oh, I've never voted for a Republican.
I said, I didn't know that.
He told me he voted for me.
So he's another bullshit artist, but he's not going to be buying it.
He's not going to be buying it.
Although he might later.
Who the hell knows what's going to happen?
He's got a pretty rotten contract.
I looked at his contract.
Not a good contract.
I look at this contract, classic, classic Trump, baby.
That's like him and, I mean, this keeps going, of course, this escalated.
Man, he's really hitting that inflection he does so good.
Bad contract!
Elon!
Elon!
Bullshit artist!
He's probably stoked because he's only been able to talk about one thing since he won the election in whatever year that happened.
So he's only had one thing to talk about since then.
So he's probably stoked to be able to talk about a different topic that more people care about than just his weird maggot.
You know he hates these people now.
Like he's probably so sick of them.
So this is like, this is fun for him.
This is like when we get to go on shows and like talk about like music.
It's just, it's just a little, get a little loose, you know, just get a little loose.
So Donald Trump going so hard against Elon Musk here has been just a wonderful fight to watch happen because people aren't happy with Trump for doing this.
Like, I've seen almost exclusively MAGA people be like, please don't, please don't do this, Trump.
Like, I've seen them say things like, this is, this is, uh, it lacks the dignity of the office.
This is why people won't vote for you again.
It's just it's so fucking funny like doing the liberal Trump is too mean to get elected.
Trump is beneath the dignity of the office but from the right because Trump went at Elon Musk too hard.
Too hard.
Like you said, it is too hard.
It's that this was such a fucking flaming-ass post that, yeah, it's too much.
For example, Ava says, Mr. President, I am deeply disappointed that you have brought colon Elon Musk into your dogfight instead of colon Joe Biden.
Sir, focus on Joe Biden.
Dot, dot, dot, dot.
He is the one destroying America.
thank you dot dot dot dot dot american flag emoji at donald trump which didn't work hashtag donald trump which did work but it's in a comment section so you won't see it anyway this is like this this rips too just because like I don't know.
They don't even get it, you know?
No, Joe Biden sucks, but he's not the one.
He's not the enemy.
He's not the one destroying America.
I mean, he's not helping.
He's awful.
But Elon and the billionaires are a huge factor too, but they don't see that either.
They're just like, no, focus on Biden.
You cannot do anything but focus on him.
He's your only priority right now, sir.
Yeah, like Jalen Connell says, sometimes when Trump is on a roll and winning, he turns around and steps into a stinky pile.
Like this was the number one reaction was like, I love the man and I'll vote for him again.
But he's he's too much of a loose cannon.
And he's he's also extremely petty and narcissistic.
