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Happy 4th of July everybody!
What's up?
How's it going?
I'm happy for everybody who got the day off today.
I'm really mad on behalf of everybody who had to work today.
Furious.
It's kind of cool how we celebrate how free the country is.
Oh, I love living in a free country.
I love that the country is free.
The people, not so much, but the country... Not so much.
Man, the country is doing so good, you know?
That is so true.
We can't really do things, but this country can do whatever the fuck it wants.
I never really thought about it.
That's totally true.
Yeah, this country is... America is absolutely free.
I mean, it kind of goes along with like what we've said from the beginning about, you know, patriots or about the right wing or about nationalists or whatever, which is that they love the country, but they absolutely despise everybody inside of it.
Oh, absolutely.
That's so true.
That's so true.
They just love the country because they think like they are the country.
So they think that they should be able to get to like do everything the country gets to do.
And maybe they do, you know, maybe, you know, if you're a tier one operator, you know, you do.
If you're a tier one operator or just also a man with land and a firearm.
Yeah, yeah.
I would feel guilty saying this country isn't free if I did murder people with impunity.
I would feel guilty having my current takes.
Respect to them for sticking to it being free, because they get to do whatever the fuck they want.
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So Matt sent us this post from Facebook where it says, just remember and be mindful that while you are setting off fireworks or enjoying someone else doing it, there are those of us, parentheses, especially veterans, that have issues with explosions.
Um, so this isn't like, you know, the, what we're going to be really making fun of here.
I, but I, but I would say, what does that mean?
Be mindful.
Oh, I'm going to, so I'm going to set off this, these series of 300 bottle rockets, but I am going to be mindful that they're doing, they're causing psychic, psychic damage to people.
Well, what you gotta do, it's your responsibility to yell, fire in the hole or friendly fire before you do that.
If you don't do that, then who knows?
And like, yeah, but no, I mean, honestly, that is a very, it's a very true thing.
It's really funny how fast people forget about that.
Yeah, a lot of these, when you like are in an actual like combat thing, it's pretty fucked up.
No, that's an urban legend, Tony.
You're making stuff up.
It's an urban warfare legend.
It's actually based.
When you do war, it's actually really cool.
- Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, exactly. - But I just, I don't know, I think it's funny.
Like I don't really care about fireworks.
I know that's probably heresy for some people.
Some people really like 'em.
I don't really care about 'em that much.
They are kind of annoying and I do feel sympathy for people who do have triggers around loud explosions or stress-related situations like that or whose animals go absolutely insane when there's fireworks or whatever.
I don't know what the answer is.
You're going to ban all fireworks?
I don't think that'll work.
Living, having lived in a city that did ban fireworks, I can tell you it didn't.
So I feel like when you ban fireworks, you get rid of the little corner firework salesperson, which makes people go find the illegal fireworks, which are the ones that are like a little more.
Yeah.
But I guess those explode in the air, so maybe they are safer when it comes to starting fires.
Because that's where they ban them around us.
Like, I can't believe I'm hearing fireworks where I'm at, only because I live in, like, a tinderbox.
Yeah.
Like, I'm surrounded by a place that burns down every other year.
And so I'm always, like, shocked to kind of hear it around here.
But yeah, it's still going down.
Like we said, I don't really care.
I don't, like, need him for freedom.
But, you know.
So somebody responded to this post.
That's one thing you'll have to stuck it in... stuck it the fuck up on.
So I think they mean... You know, somebody gotta stuck it the fuck up.
Yeah, you just gotta stuck it up.
Stuck it up, crybaby.
Fireworks are a time-honored tradition, used to primarily ring in the New Year.
Okay, Wikipedia.
Used primarily to ring in the New Year, and more importantly, to celebrate the anniversary.
Is that more important?
I don't think that counts as important.
Also, in America, it's primarily for Fourth of July.
It's not primarily for the New Year.
I mean, it happens, but it's primarily for the Fourth of July.
They don't set up booths for the New Year.
Uh, to celebrate the anniversary of our nation's freedom granted by our country's first patriots.
Uh, I'm not even going to get into how many typos are there.
As a combat veteran, it's our responsibility to be grateful that we still have the freedom to celebrate this and hope that will never change.
Uh, I love that it's like, you know, this, it's not over yet, but I just, I love that even veterans are telling other veterans to be grateful for the veterans.
Like, there's no escaping this shit.
And it's like, that's why it's so obviously a meaningless platitude.
It's because you can just, you know, what do you call it?
You can just dispense it for any situation, regardless of how much sense it makes.
They're almost making it a second step, right?
Don't just be grateful for the veterans.
Be grateful for the veterans that came back with no emotional damage who can still be a functioning part of society.
Be grateful for those ones.
Be grateful for the epic- Not those ones who are taking your tax dollars.
The VA.
Disgusting.
Be grateful for the epic veterans that can hold two Roman candles while in an American flag speedo and a fake mullet that they bought at the Halloween store.
Those are the ones you need to be grateful for.
Yeah, with the sick ironic clothes.
Well, it's not ironic for them.
They mean it.
Okay, so after doing what our country has asked of us, we will continue to be of service by not being a pussy about some fireworks.
Jesus.
The war never stops, okay?
No, it's constant.
This is what, I can't remember his name, this is what he was writing about, about the war coming home back onto domestic soil.
One, it's like, yeah, militarizing the police.
Two, it's like, you know, using mercenaries to carry out certain illicit activities on domestic soil.
It's also about being chill when it comes to fireworks.
Just be cool about it.
You gotta be cool about it, yeah.
So after doing what our country has asked of us, we will continue to be of service.
But thank you for your service.
You just go up to like a vet who's like just watching fireworks and you're like, thank you for your service.
And he's like, oh, that's all right.
I'm not really proud of it, you know, that much or, you know, whatever.
And you're like, no, I mean like right now what you're doing here by not causing a scene.
I really appreciate you.
By not being a pussy.
Thank you.
And he's like, I'm actually high as shit right now.
If it wasn't for all, if I wasn't this high, I would be freaking the fuck out.
And then the last sentence here is, you should be proud and each echoing boom should make your chest swell with pride.
So just again, stop being mentally ill.
If I were a vet, I would simply enjoy the fireworks and be chill instead of having post-traumatic stress disorder.
Have you thought about that?
Have you thought about just enjoying it instead of crying about your past?
It's great.
I don't know.
I don't want to spend too much time on this.
It's just cool.
If you're a veteran and you have PTSD, there's probably some listeners who do.
I sympathize with that.
No shots.
There's no room to be like, oh, we need to be mindful of veterans with PTSD and not mindful of anybody else with any sort of problems going on in this country.
Because I'm not saying this is all veterans or whatever, just generally the right wing uh is is quick to dispense with anybody who has a problem with the way things are currently laid out the way the system is currently exploiting taking advantage of or even outright killing uh people you know it's it's very quick to uh just Mentally and emotionally discard those people.
And if you want to be the exception to that rule and stay on the right wing, I'm sorry, it's not going to happen.
You're going to get thrown into the fucking meat grinder.
I mean, it is, we're only talking about fireworks right now, but no, they don't, they don't care about you either, man.
You can't like carve out an exemption for yourself with this.
It's all or nothing.
It's all of us or none of us.
And what's funny too is like if they would have chosen like maybe a different group of people, it still would be received the same way.
If they would have been like, you know, we live in a country now where lots of people grow up with trauma around gunshots.
Like that's a thing that people have now.
It's a common, it's a, it's a fairly common thing now.
Absolutely.
Like if that, if that, if that was like the approach, oh, it would be even more dragged.
But like, yeah, you said you don't get to be special just because you're like in this case, you don't get to be special for this.
Like it doesn't work.
And don't you realize who you're trying to appeal to?
Like you're trying to appeal to yourself who just doesn't happen to have PTSD.
Imagine yourself before you had the PTSD trying to sympathize with someone who does.
You probably couldn't.
It's um you know it's common to like separate or at least attempt to separate the culture war from the class war or the political struggle or whatever but there are you know obvious intersections of culture and politics and the culture of the right wing is very similar to its politics at least in the way that it is hierarchical in nature That it is based around a supposition of a natural order and a natural hierarchy.
And you can't be part of this right-wing cultural movement about, hey, let the real men are in charge, and everybody else needs to get the fuck out of the way.
Everybody else needs to just sit by the sidelines and hope for the best while we take care of shit, and maybe we'll get around to helping you guys out.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Because again, it's survival of the fittest.
Yeah.
Yeah, and that's the movement you're part of if you're, you know, on the right wing.
So, I mean, yeah, that's what you got.
If you're on that side of things, that's what you can expect.
Yeah, it just sucks when you put yourself in a position where it's like, oh, oh shit, this is what I've been doing to other people?
Well, I guess I gotta deal with it now.
Just don't be a pussy.
Hey look everybody, it's the veteran who calls everybody else snowflakes!
He's afraid of some fireworks!
Let's all laugh at him!
Let's all call him- You know, that's what you're- Yeah, that's exactly what's happening.
So fucking lame.
Which, again, I am not advocating for laughing at veterans who are triggered by fireworks.
I just want to make that clear.
Unless you enlisted after a certain date, but we won't get into those details.
Uh, okay.
Yeah, but what if like your dad was in the military and you were like, you had to follow in his footsteps?
That's true.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm a big fan of not following in your dad's footsteps.
Shout out dad wherever you're at.
Well, yeah.
Well, yeah.
Cause war's not about policy, religion by the country, and I'm not down to such a country free.
A firecrack, a patriotic lie, you are burning bright today.
Okay, so moving on.
Keeping with the theme here, 4th of July, Independence Day, America.
I wanted to move on to talking about one of America's most prominent thinkers, Canadian philosopher Jordan Peterson.
it.
When it comes to American thinking, he is one of the forefront of American thinking, for sure.
Yeah, we love him over here.
He's just, he keeps getting better and better in my mind.
Like you see a lot of people who are like, I used to like him, but now he's kind of like, uh, digging his own grave.
Uh, he's, he's kind of like making, becoming hyper focused and, uh, exhibiting a sort of monomania around a very like small piece of the culture war.
It's kind of interesting.
And I, in my mind, I like what he's become.
I think it's better.
I think he should, he should keep doing it.
Yeah, I think some people see someone digging their own grave when I see someone with a strong work ethic.
You know, putting their own back into it and really going for it.
If you didn't want to have a job digging your own grave, you should have gone to real college.
Instead of whatever Canadian youngie in psychology.
I don't know.
You probably went to real college.
Um, yeah, so he did a tweet that finally got him banned again from Twitter or like suspended from Twitter.
And, uh, you know, whatever.
We've all been there.
Um, he, he, uh, did something a little different though, which I'm in response to that, which I do like a lot, which is make like a 20 minute YouTube video about getting suspended from Twitter.
So we do have to shout, shout him out.
We do have to hand it to him.
Uh, let's go ahead and listen to some of this video.
Hello everyone.
A few days ago I penned an irritated tweet in response to one of the latest happenings on the increasingly heated culture war front.
In response to the decision of an actress actor named Ellen Elliot Page.
I am employing this awkward and impossible naming style.
It's impossible.
Because it is now apparently mandatory.
And I'm probably doing it wrong.
Nonetheless, as you're doing it wrong is the whole point of what is being made mandatory.
Yeah, great sentence.
I totally followed all of that.
That makes a lot of sense.
I'm with it.
I'm with this.
I also understand how this is impossible, being as an individual, it'd be really difficult to remember someone's name and gender.
And I couldn't imagine being part of an entire show who's entering its third season and having to write that in and doing it really effortlessly and smoothly and really well done.
And really actually putting Lots of other people's stuff and, you know, money and making that work.
That seems impossible.
Which is what they did really nicely.
Right, you're talking about the Umbrella Academy, the show that Elliot Page is in.
Yeah, but to be able to remember to tweet that correctly, I mean, that seems impossible.
Especially when you're going out of your way to make a petty point about somebody because you're just an asshole.
It would be really, really impossible to do that correctly.
He's like...
Adding four extra steps to what he's saying and then calling those steps cumbersome.
Like nobody, nobody ever asked you to say both of, you know, to deadname Elliot Page and then say Elliot Page and then say actress and then say actor.
Um, you can also just call all actresses actors if you want.
There's, there's no rule against that.
There's no need to complicate things.
But it's, it's okay.
It's fine.
That's not going to get you banned from Twitter for being a stubborn asshole.
Well, some people like the term actor is gender neutral anyway.
Like, you know, so it's, it's all, it's all a matter of taste.
But if somebody was like, Oh, Hey, I prefer actress.
I'd be like, okay.
Cool.
Got it.
Yeah.
I'll try to remember that.
If I don't correct me again, please.
It's funny.
Cause I feel like Jordan Peterson strikes me as a thespian kind of guy anyways.
I feel like he's the kind of person that would refer to them as thespians.
Oh that's yeah well not today's modern actor slash actress slash whatever the hell they are you know.
Yeah so it's funny the way he starts off this video.
In response to one of the latest happenings on the increasingly heated culture war front Okay, the increasingly heated culture war front.
So, that's an interesting phrase to use, because what he's referring to is Elliot Page voluntarily transitioning, voluntarily getting gender affirmation surgery.
That's one heated exchange on the culture war front.
I really can't believe he did that to us, Tony.
Transitioning.
Yeah.
Pretty fucked up.
Uh, the other, the other side of the culture war front is, let me just go here to Jordan B. Peterson's tweet.
Uh, Ellen, Ellen Page, so obviously dead naming him.
Ellen Page just had her breasts removed by a criminal physician.
So this is the increasingly heated culture war exchange.
I mean, what is that called when one side escalates and the other side has to match it?
There's a phrase for that.
And that's what happened.
Elliot Page got breast reduction surgery and upped the ante, or breast top surgery, breast removal surgery, and upped the ante.
Now I got nothing left to lose, baby.
I'm gonna go nuclear.
I'm gonna arrest his physician.
I'm going to send this tweet!
Also, what's the beginning of the tweet?
I don't understand the beginning of the tweet.
It says, remember when pride was a sin?
What?
It's pride month.
If anything, if this is your mentality, right?
If your mentality is that Elliot Page cannot transition and is forever in your mind a woman, how would removing the breasts be...
How would that be like a sign of pride?
I don't understand the like I don't understand this is such a stretch you're just so mad and nosy that like you you don't even know what you don't even know what you're saying.
Well okay so remember when pride was a sin that's a reference to pride month this was tweeted at the end of June June 22nd.
And then maybe he's like roughly connected.
Because the whole tweet is, remember when pride was a sin?
And Elliot Page just had her breasts removed by a criminal physician.
So yeah, kind of all over the place there, obviously.
Okay, I get it now.
Fuck, I hate it.
I hate it so much.
I'm reading this in July.
It's not my fault.
To be like very charitable to this, Um, yeah, if you are against trans people, which is what Jordan Peterson has been pretending he's not.
He's been pretending to only be against, like, the legal enforcement of pronouns or something like that.
Yeah.
Or the legal right to free speech.
He's never been anti-trans.
He's never been against trans people or whatever.
Well now he's just coming out and saying that it's a sin to transition because I'm, again, charitable.
I'm doing all the work for him here.
But if God made you a woman, and you decide that you know better than God, and you alter your appearance to fit with how you quote, should be, you are being prideful in the face of God.
You are putting yourself above God.
And again, it's like, okay, so you just want a theocracy.
You just want God to run the government.
And it's funny, because in my mind, I think that eating a pure meat diet is way more of a spit in the face of God than anything.
If you believe in God, God's like, whoa, whoa, I put particular bacteria in your stomach to handle certain things.
This is not what's happening.
Why are you doing this?
God will smite you.
God will smite you and shut your whole body down.
No, God gave us dominion over all the animals, and that includes tapeworms, and that's why I'm currently housing them.
So, more from this amazing video.
In response to the decision of an actress, actor, named Ellen, Elliot Page.
It's so hard.
It's so difficult to do.
I am employing this awkward and impossible naming style.
It's awkward because of Elliot Page.
Ellen's like, it's not awkward because of me.
Because it is now apparently mandatory and I'm probably doing it wrong nonetheless as you're doing it wrong is the whole point of what has been made mandatory but also I'm trying to make a point.
I've essentially been banned from Twitter as a consequence.
I say banned, although technically I have been suspended.
But the suspension will not be lifted unless I delete the hateful tweet in question, and I would rather die than do that.
He is notoriously stubborn.
We do know this.
He would rather die than switch it up sometimes.
That's a fact.
I won't debate him on that one.
Yeah, he would rather die than eat a piece of spinach, man.
It's not saying much.
No, no.
Also, this whole thing is, because he talks about how, you know, this is difficult, but it's like, no, this is all very purposeful.
You wrote this.
You wrote this down.
Everything you're doing wrong, you're doing maliciously, and you cannot deny that.
No, I mean, yeah, he lays it out here that this is like his personal war.
Yeah, and hopefully it will not come to that.
I can only hope.
I can only hope that Twitter will not kill me for refusing to apologize.
Honestly, like, him dying from this is worth it just to hear Joe Rogan's eulogy.
You know, it's like he died a little for all of us that day.
We're gonna spread his ashes all over Austin.
I mean, I know that he's from Canada, but we're gonna spread him all over Austin and give some to Florida too where it's very free also.
Fuck off.
I mean, uh, you can agree or disagree with the man's politics, uh, but it's, it's objectively true that, uh, he had the best analysis of the Disney, uh, animated movies from the Golden Age.
It's true.
That's really, that is true.
Man, I heard, I heard him talk about Aladdin and it blew my, blew my freaking mind.
It really fucked my shit up.
It changed my life, really.
Who the hell knows in these increasingly strange days?
Yeah, totally.
There's more to this video, obviously.
I do want to thank... Where is it here?
I do want to thank The Bad Stats on Twitter for just cutting these clips out.
They're very good.
This is the second clip that we're going to play.
And finally, with regard to the final phrase, criminal physician, I must say that... So yeah, he called the physician who did Elliot Page's top surgery a criminal physician.
Because again, it's not about free speech, it's not about protecting children, it's about denying the rights of even consenting adults to their own bodily autonomy.
And apparently at some point he found out that doing breast reduction or breast removal surgery actually isn't a crime.
Yeah, it's actually totally illegal in a lot of times insurance even covers it.
Yeah, so here's his follow-up.
With regard to the final phrase, criminal physician, I must say that I've had some post-coital, so to speak, regrets about that phrase.
Jesus Christ.
Coital only means sex.
Yeah.
Like, you can't use, you can't, like, coital doesn't work anywhere else, and it's so, like, it's funny because, you know, part of this whole thing is they're kind of trying to make all, like, trans people seem like perverts, right?
But, like, why are you saying that?
You're such a creep.
Such a creep.
In response to the tweet I did, I guess you could say I was cum drunk on my own linguistic ejaculation.
It's almost like you're supposed to people who use words like that they don't really know how to use them properly but they there's a lot of syllables and they sound smart those are people who like you're trying to convince people you're smart and and like I feel like he doesn't have to do that anymore because the people who listen to him already feel like he's the smartest person in the world, but it's because he never stops doing this stuff.
He speaks in that cadence, he uses as many syllables as possible.
It's so funny that it's that bad.
It's like, dude, post-coital for this?
It makes no sense.
When I originally read this, or heard this, this post-coital, this reference to his tweet being coitus, I was like, oh yeah, that totally scans.
He's like this sort of blowhard romantic who would compare writing to sex.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, his own writing, specifically, he would compare to, like, the ecstasies, the throws of passion, of physical elation.
I could see that being it.
However, I just realized now, listening back to it, what he means.
Do you want to know what he means, Tony?
It's gonna make you mad.
Please.
I'm gonna hate it.
Okay, so the phrase he uses... Post-coital, so to speak, regrets about...
Post-coital regrets.
The word he uses is regret.
Post-coital regrets.
This is in reference to Me Too.
This is very much in reference to women changing their minds after sex, having post-coital regrets, and then crying rape or crying foul against a man who did nothing wrong.
I hate that you're so good at this.
That is how disgusting he's being.
It's always worse than I think it is.
Yeah, I think that's what it is.
I also think Freud might have something to say just in general about jumping straight to rape or jumping straight to coitus when talking about your disapproval of a trans man transitioning.
How you're immediately jumping to sex for that.
And I mean, a lot in Jordan Peterson's writing could be analyzed through the lens of Freud as well.
The feminine chaos, seeing his grandmother naked in his dreams with soft pubic hair.
A lot of stuff going on.
But I do believe that's a reference to Me Too and false rape allegations.
That's exactly what it is.
Wow, that's awful.
What a piece of shit.
Keeps going.
It's just surgery, man!
It's just fucking surgery!
the case that the surgical operation performed by the butchers who butchered Elliot slash Ellen It's just surgery, man!
It's just fucking surgery!
People have all kinds of surgery.
Is that butchery? - Hey.
It's so like... And what's funny too is, I mean, the phrase is... I don't know if you've seen Elliot with no shirt on lately.
He looks awesome.
He looks amazing.
This surgeon is a master.
This surgeon is incredible.
It did a beautiful job.
Fuck off!
You're only trying to conjure images of violence, when that's not what this is.
It doesn't matter how precise the surgeon was, or how talented the surgeon was, or whatever.
What that surgeon did was he destroyed God's boobs.
Those were God's boobs.
God put those boobs on here for Jordan Peterson, on this earth, for Jordan Peterson to enjoy, and it's an act of butchery to take them away.
Yeah.
Fuck off, man.
I hope that Elliot Page sees him one day and fucks him up and kicks his ass.
Were the operations undertaken by the fascist physicians who carried out the Nazi medical experiments legal?
Yes.
Under the laws of the time.
But were they criminal?
I'll leave that question up to you to answer.
Why don't you look up how the Nazis felt about trans people, Jordan Peterson?
It might change your mind about them.
You might be real into them.
Also, I do like to think that maybe this is another Freudian association.
I remember growing up hearing about the experiments, a lot of experiments on twins.
I think that maybe he probably refers to breasts as twins.
So this is a correlation between those two things.
We're doing experiments to see if... Just like the Nazi doctors, twins were operated on.
We're doing experiments to see if we can induce telepathy between the left breast and the right breast.
I'm going to pinch this nipple.
You tell them you feel on the other.
Well, see, we separated these breasts at birth and one went on to have a high-paying job.
The other just worked in food service, but they still had the exact same blood pressure.
Yeah, it's the exact same.
Maybe not IQ or anything like that, but they still have the right dimple mapping, I guess.
That still ended up the same.
"Oh, give me my phrenology clamps." - Yeah.
But like, what, to make this stretch is like, and also the use of the word criminal, there's so many other words he could use.
He could just say wrong.
Yeah, he means crime against God.
Again, he's specifically using the word criminal to imply that there is a higher law that we are breaking, and that higher law is God's law.
It's an intentional use of the word crime or criminal instead of just wrong.
And it's funny because once you work within those confines of, like, God makes the rules, if you don't believe in God, then nothing he's saying should work.
But the thing is, there are so many atheists who still, like, love him.
You know, they're like the gotcha ones, you know?
But it's like, if they were to, like, The last thing I'll say about this is just it's it's nice how he conveniently he talks about criminality or legality conveniently ignoring just the consent of the patient
Because even if the experiments done by Nazi scientists were legal, they definitely didn't have the fucking consent of those they were performed on.
Which is, I think, the higher order of law, quote law, or just ethics, that we should be appealing to.
The idea of consent, but it's not really a surprise that a guy making fun of me too and making fun of rape allegations doesn't give a fuck.
It doesn't even enter his mind to consider the idea of consent when he's making his argument against surgery.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like that's the whole, I hate it.
Like that's, that's the exact, that's the, if there was a quote, you know, criminality aspect of it, that's the only way it would be is if it was, you know, non-consented, but it, it obviously is.
Yeah, it's just like in your perfect world where trans people aren't allowed gender-affirming surgery.
They aren't allowed to have control over their own bodies.
Like... What do you think is gonna happen?
They're like... I mean, we've seen what happens in just when gay people aren't allowed to be themselves.
They get fucking...
They get thrown into insane asylums.
They get tortured.
They, you know, electroshock therapy.
That sort of thing.
That's the alternative, buddy.
Yeah, and that's for sure not consenting.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, and the other alternative is what happened in Nazi Germany when they're just rounded up and executed, so...
Yeah, he's picked his side, you know?
And it's... I'm not doing this to like, oh gotcha or whatever Jordan Peterson.
It's just, it's supremely funny how he talks like a supervillain.
How nothing he says makes sense and he still considers himself on the right side of things.
It's amusing to me.
So that's all to say, hopefully he is forced to choose between deleting that tweet and dying.
I don't even... I mean, there's a very high possibility he'll just die anyway, you know?
From some experimental medical procedure where he wants to bypass the liver transplant or kidney transplant he needs.
He's gonna go to Russia and they're just gonna shoot him in the head.
Yeah.
I mean, some would argue it's not going to happen soon enough, but you know, those are just some people.
Moving on.
There's a post here from the Dixon City Police Department on Facebook.
There's a long line of posts from police departments where they think they're doing good PR for their department when it's just incredibly obvious that they're doing good PR for the people who hate police and want them abolished.
For us.
And this is no exception.
This is Dixon City Police Department.
It's a police department in Pennsylvania.
And this is Lackawanna County.
They post, We recently seen some comments when we remove people from the roadways begging for your money while playing on your kindness that feel we're being too harsh.
Okay, so yeah, they've heard your criticisms of the way that they're dealing with panhandlers and allow them to respond.
Yeah.
Earlier today, a person was asked to leave the roadway who has a sad story sign and offering you a flower.
Once we were gone and busier calls prevailed, the person went back to work.
Wow.
Just, you can't even use the honor system anymore, Tony.
Wow, this is really fucked up.
Once they collected enough of your money from your generosity, this is what's left behind.
And there's two photos here of, uh, Flowers and flower petals on the grass embankment where this person was standing and handing them out.
So there's like, uh, yeah, maybe 10 or so, like long stem roses, uh, just sitting in the grass, just littering the grass.
There's petals.
Disgusting.
And I mean, sure.
If you like zoom out, if you, if you take this photo from like five feet away, you can't even see the flowers anymore because it's such a small pile.
I was very confused when I first saw it.
I was like, this person put a sign up that says inbound traffic does not stop?
That's the only thing besides the concrete that's not natural there.
But no, it's the pile of flowers that is on the ground there.
So, Tony, kindness matters, but so does respect.
Now, hopefully you understand why the businesses ask them to be removed.
Who's going to pick up these flowers off the grass, Tony?
Are you going to do it?
Are you gonna do it?
You know what I hate about this?
You know what pisses me off about this?
I don't know about you, but when I see a bunch of rose petals on the ground, I'm thinking if I follow those rose petals, I'm gonna get me some sex.
And I followed them, and it was nothing.
It was just rose petals on the ground for no reason, and that's irresponsible.
That's not cool.
Is this really the worst problem happening in Dixon City?
Is this like the example of like how the on house you're just out of control is this pile of roses?
Amazing!
Yeah it's just I mean it's cop mindset to one like Do something like this in the first place.
Huge cop mindset to be like, Oh, uh, an unhoused person was begging for money, preying on your kindness and giving out flowers.
Uh, we're going to arrest them.
Cause that's, that's the law.
We're going to, we're going to make them stop doing that.
Cause that's the law.
And that's what our job is here to do is to enforce that law.
Uh, but for everybody who doesn't understand or think that that's cruel or think that that's like counterproductive or whatever, this is why.
And then it's just some, some flower petals on the grass.
I also like the story they told, as if whoever was there was like, okay, I met my quota today, drop the flowers and bounce.
I don't even think that's... I don't even feel like that's probably what happened.
Honestly, they were probably harassed, and were like, fuck this, I'm out.
That's more likely than... This story they told is just so stupid.
I hate them so much.
Um, yeah, you might think this is no big deal, Tony.
Uh, you might be, what do I care?
Right?
Uh, it's because you've never ridden a motorcycle.
It's because you're not a biker.
Uh, like I, like I am, I don't, I don't currently have a bike, but I did for many years.
Uh, and I could tell you right now running over plant matter.
It's no laughing matter, okay?
Your tires slip, fall right off your bike.
Well no, it says right there, it says inbound traffic is not stopped.
What if you need to stop and you cannot because a rose petal is under your tire?
What if I had to do an evasive maneuver and go up onto the grass embankment and then I hit one of those flower petals and slipped off my bike and broke my clavicle?
Jeez.
You know, now that you've brought that point up, we might have to just delete this whole segment.
This is probably a good post from the Dixon City Police Department.
So, most people were laughing at this post.
Most people were like, uh, what?
To this post.
But there were a few people who agreed with the police.
Of course, some of the worst people in the world.
And I will say, this first one really annoyed me.
From Jennifer.
Jennifer says, listen.
The debate about the unhoused population aside, I want you to come across as the professionals that I know you are.
In the future, please choose from we've seen or we saw.
Thank you.
I mean, absolutely.
I think I did think that was very funny that it did say, you know, we recently seen some.
I was like, who is drafting this?
Who is who's in control of the Dixon Police Department's Facebook?
Probably a cop, I would say.
Probably a cop.
And I love it.
This is like a typical lib response.
Hey, listen, I know you're doing like social cleansing and everything, but there's no reason you can't look like a professional while you do it.
What do you think the grammar of the unhoused person is like?
I mean, do you think there's a possibility that they don't know a helping verb?
They're not going to use a helping verb every time they talk?
Yeah, it's like, come on, give it a little bit of credit.
Give it a little bit of credit.
It's just an annoying thing to fix on.
Like, that's your response to this, is, listen, rounding up the unhoused population and shipping them to a different state, I can abide by.
I cannot abide by improper grammar.
Yeah, I won't have it.
It really just confuses me, is what happens.
And I need to be on point when you guys are, you know... When I know that you're harassing people on my behalf, I want to make sure you're doing it well.
The debate about the unhoused population aside.
Okay, let's just throw that, let's just throw that debate aside for now.
I do wonder where she stands now, though.
I am curious to where she stands on this side of the debate.
Erica says, if they can afford roses, why can't they afford to get a job and have money?
Everybody is hiring right now.
Why can't you afford money?
If you can afford roses, why can't you afford to get money?
It's called capitalism, baby.
It's called passive income.
If you got those $2 to get roses, you turn those $2 into $5.
That's what pisses me off about this.
This person was doing capitalism.
This outhouse person was doing capitalism.
They woke up early enough, they probably got homies at the market, they got their roses, and they tried to go sell them.
That is capitalism.
And they just didn't do it good enough for you?
They're doing what you're asking them to do.
Everybody's hiring right now.
Okay, cool.
Is my hypothetical employer, are they going to let me throw flowers all over their place of business, destroying it in the process?
No?
Okay, I'm not interested.
No, probably not.
And that's bullshit.
I only want to work at a place I can throw flowers all over the place.
Yeah, just like wrecking shit.
Just like throwing a petal on every square foot of the room in shambles.
And doing that thing where you take a rose petal and you put it over the cup of your hand and you smack it and it makes a popping noise?
Doing that everywhere?
I need that.
Finally on this post, Kim Grunza says, I like to just make eye contact with them and make no indication that I'm going to give them anything.
It throws them off because they're expecting you to wave them over.
What a piece of shit!
Psycho.
I just want to let them know, I want to acknowledge them, let them know that I see them and I don't care.
Yeah.
Like, that's so fucked, because most people are like, I don't even want to look, I don't want to make eye contact, I just want to pretend like they're not there.
Not this, not Kim.
Fucking Kim is just like, I actually, I do the thing where I look at them in the eyes, I point at my eyes, I point back at their eyes, I let them know that we're making eye contact, I mouth, I see you, and then when they walk to my car, I roll my window up.
And I drink water in front of them.
I actually take a new bottle of water and I open it in front of them and I drink it.
I like how it's like expending more energy just to show that you hate them, just to show that you like despise them.
Yeah, it'd be like waggling a $20 bill, you know, and then when they walk over you just tear it in half.
You're like, I would rather neither of us get this money.
And like, you're such a piece of shit that like, honestly, a lot of people who are in these situations They don't really expect a dollar from everyone.
Treating them like any other human is a big deal, you know?
Around here, a lot of the people... I've been doing some things lately to where I know a lot of them now, and I give peace signs and say, what's up?
And they know if I got something, they got it.
But they're not expecting anything ever.
No.
They just give me a, what's up?
Yeah, people like people, dude, like you're you're going out of your way to like dehumanize somebody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's disgusting behavior.
It's really awful.
It's like one of the one of the worst people we've covered.
And you know how we know, you know, we're not bad people because Kim is really unfortunate looking and we're not even going to talk about that.
Uh, yeah, I don't know, like, there's plenty of times I don't have cash on me.
I don't have cash, uh, on me a lot.
I still, like, say hi to people.
Yeah.
You know, I'll still acknowledge people's existence.
Uh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sick, sick mind here.
Awful.
Awful human being.
Okay, the last thing I wanted to talk about on this episode is, was sent to us by Thomas on Twitter.
So good.
So good.
So this is a tweet from Christopher F. Ruffo, who is like the far-right activist leading the charge against critical race theory in schools and, you know, gender theory in schools and trans children and, you know, non-conforming children.
He tweeted out a video from An upcoming Disney show called Baymax, which is, I think, the Big Hero 6 guy?
Yeah, the Big Hero 6 series, yeah.
Baymax is the robot from that.
Yeah, it's the big marshmallow-looking robot that's inflatable.
There's some sort of skeleton underneath or something, but it looks like the Michelin Man, or the robot does.
Big, white, puffy robot.
And I guess he's got his own... Super fun movie.
He's got his own Disney series coming out.
It's out.
I just saw it on the Plus today.
Okay, so thank you to Thomas for sending us this tweet.
Exclusive!
I've obtained leaked video from Disney's upcoming show Baymax, which promotes the transgender flag and the idea that men can have periods to children as young as two years old.
I mean, like, a one-year-old could probably watch this show, too, Chris.
Don't sell yourself short, you know?
I mean, a fetus!
A fetus, you put your tummy up to the TV, you get the vibrations.
They know about trans people now.
Sorry.
It's done.
They might actually, they might actually decide to like, this kid hasn't even like necessarily picked their gender yet.
You don't even know what's going to happen.
Like that's a fetus.
We don't even know what's going to happen yet.
This is pretty, this could really, really, really affect some things.
They might come out thinking they're an inflatable robot.
Thought about that?
Yeah, I mean, it's like what, uh, fetal gender syndrome.
I think they call it.
If you, if you ingest gender related content while you're pregnant, all sorts of crazy things could happen in there.
Your kid might come out non-binary for all you know.
We should make it illegal for pregnant women to watch TV, I think is what I'm saying.
As long as their side of the culture is in charge.
That makes sense to me.
That makes sense to me.
And by watch TV, we mean watch TV.
We don't mean, you can still stream Blaze TV.
It's all part of Disney's plan to re-engineer the discourse around kids and sexuality.
And again, just conflating the idea of sexuality with being trans.
And it is what the drag panic is about as well, because these people, they view women as inherently sexual.
Just a woman is a sexual thing to be, because you are just a sexual thing to these people.
So if somebody assigned male at birth is presenting as a woman, has decided that it feels that their gender is female, that's them being sexual.
They are now being a sex object because they're becoming a woman in their mind.
That's why they've conflated these two things in their mind, I feel.
So here's the video.
Well, no, if women weren't sexual, then why would I get horny when I see them?
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I mean?
So Baymax is in the tampon aisle at a grocery store.
Excuse me, which of these products would you recommend?
Oh, um, well, these are the tampons I usually use.
Thank you.
I prefer pads.
They're more comfortable for me.
Thank you.
Are they allowed to say this on TV?
Are we allowed to say this on a podcast?
Well, we're explicit.
You can also beep it.
That's true.
I don't feel like this should be allowed on any channel.
I'm stressed.
I usually use.
Thank you.
I prefer pads.
They're more comfortable for me.
Thank you.
I always get the ones with wings.
Thank you.
Get unscented and bleach free if you can.
Thank you.
Yo, my daughter loves these.
Thank you.
These might be easier if it's her first period.
Thank you.
These are really environmentally friendly.
So this is funny to me.
This is like a very funny, cute scene.
You know, it's just like a bunch of... It's a wholesome.
It's very wholesome.
It's a bunch of people being like, these are the ones I like, you should buy my product, you know, not in like a bad way, but they're just like eager to share their, their favorite stuff, you know, which is a normal, I think, uh, it's, you know, uh, a normal reaction to this.
And you have a dad here who's like comfortable in the aisle, comfortable talking about, uh, you know, period, whatever it's called, uh, menstrual products.
Oh, but did you see this, Tony?
There is a trans man, and I don't know what that phrase means exactly, but there's clearly a man, who looks like a man to me, wearing a trans flag, who says they use The freaking menstrual products!
How can a man, how can a trans man use menstrual products, Tony?
This is the kind of, uh, this is the kind of backwards thinking that we're telling children.
That a man can use a menstrual product.
And that's what's so funny.
I think that in the drafting of this tweet, they didn't mean to properly gender the people, and they did.
And I love that.
They're saying that men can have periods.
I was like, yeah.
That's exactly what happened.
Well, they're relying on people's ignorance.
I think Christopher Rufo might know what he's doing, but he's relying on his audience not knowing that, yeah, that is a trans man who has different body parts than what you're expecting because you associate body parts with gender.
He knows that's what his audience does.
And this first This first response is from We Need More Accountability.
They say, The underlying issue not being addressed is that this is the normalization of breaking the parent-child relationship.
If the child no longer needs their parent to learn from, they can be brainwashed.
First thing groomers do is cause a rift between the child and parent.
I don't think so, by the way.
That's a pretty big gambit to do as a groomer.
That's a pretty Hail Mary pass to try and turn your victim against their own parents.
Also, with this particular issue, what's funny is this is so necessary because we do live in a culture of puritanical Christian folks who there are moms who hide their periods from their daughters.
There are moms who hide their products from their daughters.
Who are like, oh no, we don't gotta talk about it.
This kind of fills in a gap that I think is necessary.
And it's like, what are you scared of here?
What's the worst situation here?
I don't understand that.
Yeah I don't know it's like the only way I can see this danger playing out of like Disney putting a wedge between you and your parents is if uh you or between you and your kids rather is if you're an asshole and you go on long rants about uh the trans you know whatever the the trans agenda or you go on long rants about cultural marxism and shit
And your child happens to get different information from another source, whether it's Disney or whether it's just from school, like learning actual things or it's from their friends or whatever.
And then they're like, oh, wow, I kind of have more information about why my dad is like screaming at the top of his lungs at TV, at the TV every night.
Now, I kind of don't really like him that much.
That's like the only way.
That's like the only way that Disney can put a wedge between, you know, because if you're a trans kid, you don't need any help putting a wedge between you and your parents.
Your parents are going to, if you have reactionary parents, your parents are going to do that for Disney, right?
Like, Disney's not the one putting a wedge between bigoted parents and their kids.
And it's not like trans girl teens are doing it to go to the tampon aisle.
go to the tampon aisle.
You're fabricating this fear because you're, you said it illustrates what an asshole you are.
Yeah.
And another thing is too, is if, oh, I'm worried about, uh, I'm worried about the breakdown of the parent-child relationship because of Disney.
Also, I refuse to talk to my child about biology or about sex or about gender or about the way they're feeling or accept their feelings is valid at all and have delegated that responsibility to the TV.
And now I'm worried about the relationship between me and them breaking down.
What the heck?
Yep.
Exactly.
Uh, that's so...
I'm so happy that there's not a single entity that I'm really worried about driving away between me and my kid because we just talk.
And I'm not like, oh no, what if they see this TV show?
Yeah.
I'm going to be worried about that when I catch her on the iPad and she's looking at Ben Shapiro videos.
I'm like, oh fuck.
Yeah.
Or you're like, take off those headphones.
Let me hear what you're listening to.
And it's like Machine Gun Kelly.
Why would you be listening?
We have, like, we have Me First and the Gimme Gimmes right here.
What are you doing?
Right here.
Yeah.
We have the good stuff right here.
Oh, oh, uh... Dad, can we have Machine Gun Kelly?
No, we have Machine Gun Kelly at home.
Machine Gun Kelly at home.
It's H2O.
Yeah, it's... It's just other, you know, other actual pop punk.
The good stuff?
Yeah, but she's not happy with- I mean, when did H2O dye their hair pink?
Huh?
I feel like there has to be a- Yeah, probably.
One of them had to once.
Probably blue, though.
Because there's still some, you know, gender stuff going on there.
Yeah, their classic album, Funky Colors is Thicker Than Water.
I think it was.
Yeah, that's what it's called, yeah.
What is the name of the hair dye?
Funky Colors.
Funky Colors, thank you.
Yeah.
That's actually what I have in my hair right now and I hate it.
Are they still around?
They're still around.
That's what's in my hair right now.
That's crazy.
They're probably like a subset of L'Oreal or something, right?
Like L'Oreal owns them.
I think they're still like small.
Like, you know, a cool little like small operation.
Oh yeah, punk ethos.
Shout out to them.
Shout out to punk, you know, punk colors.
Holly Coburn says, indoctrinating children that there is no biological truth to only women having periods leaves a society accepting delusional beliefs.
So this affects us all.
And if it didn't, you wouldn't be concerned about those whom are concerned.
So yeah, somebody who is very concerned about biology, somebody who has studied biology a lot, And it watches this video of a trans man, uh, talking about their tampons is like, this is, this is a fiction.
This is a fiction because trans men can't have periods and only putting this stuff on TV only like further confuses people like me.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, if I'm confused, you must be really confused.
You know, that's probably what they're thinking.
I do love the end.
And if it didn't, you wouldn't be concerned about those whom are concerned.
I'm not really concerned about that, but we are concerned about the people who are peddling these violent fantasies and fear mongering about it.
That's who we're concerned about.
Yeah, that's who we're concerned about.
State legislatures who want to deputize your neighbors into arresting you for having a trans kid.
And how could you not be concerned about people who are concerned about you?
They sure seem to be paying a whole lot of attention to people who aren't them.
It's not like trans people walking around and be like, you know what, we really gotta do away with guys who wear beat up ball caps.
We gotta like round them all up.
The old ball caps, you know, the ones that have been folded and put in your back pocket, we need to like, we need to get rid of all them.
Because those are not right.
You need new hats.
The ones that have like sweat from hard work.
Yeah, that's not, it's like shut up.
If that was happening, you would be concerned.
And yeah, to further illustrate this point about being confused about a trans man buying tampons, Adam Bice tweeted, Disney is now 100% woke!
Ideological nonsense.
Never watch or buy anything from Disney again.
And then they screenshotted part of this scene where it's, yeah, the trans dude with the trans flag shirt, you know, showing the box of tampons that he uses.
They added a speech bubble where it says, when I'm pretending to have a period, I use these.
So this is how like, and I'm not saying- They're so confused, yeah.
That you could explain this to these people and they would suddenly stop being bigoted.
But maybe some of them would, or at least maybe some of them you could put them on the path towards less bigotry if they actually understood, quote, the difference between biology and gender.
Cause these people are like using, you know, biology to make all of their arguments when they don't understand what is like, how biology does fit into this, this situation.
Right?
And this is like, this is a meme on the right wing is, You thought men could get pregnant last month, and now you're concerned about abortion rights?
I think we'll let other people decide this.
And it's like, they fundamentally do not understand what they're talking about.
At least most of them.
Not at all.
The people up at the top, maybe, but they fundamentally think, like, the liberal gender studies project is to convince cis men that they can have babies.
To convince cis men that they can have fake periods.
That's amazing.
And nobody's doing that.
That's why it's such a big joke to these people, aside from just the fact that they're bigots, is that it's just, it's absurd.
And it's like, you're the one creating the absurdity.
Yeah, because what they're saying is absurd, but that's not what anyone else is saying.
No one else is saying what they're saying.
Yeah, and it goes on.
This is this thread from Adam.
A very male-sounding voice, Disney signals to the audience that yes, trans-women can have periods too.
So they think the male sounding voice is indicating a trans woman.
And that's why they're so absurd in saying that a trans woman can have a period.
Because then Adam says, can a trans woman have a period?
Why would Disney use a male sounding voice?
Thought emoji.
And it's just like, yeah, you haven't thought about this at all.
I don't think.
At all.
Not even a tiny bit.
Because it's real simple when you think about it for two seconds, especially when you use the logic you're trying to force.
Wouldn't, and then the final tweet is, wouldn't it make more sense to use a female sounding voice?
Thinking emoji.
Yeah.
If anything you thought was like slightly accurate, it might, then it might make sense.
He's like, he's like, I don't know.
He's like tiptoeing closer.
He's like edging closer to the point.
It's very funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, just like they always do so close, but you're, you're so, you're so close that It makes you so far off.
Well, you're so close, but you have these blinders.
You despising trans people from the jump informs every step of this weird thought experiment you're playing out.
And it's because of that bigotry, it's because of that hatred, that prejudice, that you're unable to see the obvious thing that's going on here.
Yeah, yeah.
These people are so willfully ignorant.
This is the last response and it's one of my favorite because it's really cute.
It's a really cute argument to try and make against trans representation or even just menstrual, the topic of menstruating in a show.
Kim, who's at is Blither Babble, which is perhaps appropriate.
Says, it's a private function.
There are lots of bodily functions we don't need to put into general entertainment cartoons for young children.
We don't need society, especially in the form of Disney, to educate kids on everything under the sun.
Kids have families to do that.
I really miss the days back when cartoons didn't have any private bodily functions, especially ones for kids.
When they didn't show anything that had to do with the bodily function and try to make it funny or something.
Yeah, I don't, what are you worried about, Kim?
Like, again, it's a private function.
And this thing is like, they're not even talking about, they're not even talking about periods.
They're just, in this scene, they're just talking about, about products.
They're not even talking about periods.
They're just like, because the thing, okay, so Betamax's function is to be like a medic.
That's what the function of the robot is, is to help with like medical things.
And so that's probably what's happening here.
It's actually a very technical approach.
It's a very medicinal approach to all this.
But they're making it more than that.
Which, you know, that's what's so funny.
It's like, no, they're being very literal here.
And you're the ones making it weird and, like, strange and, like, they're informing kids about something their parents should... It's almost like there's no scene in here where they're like, oh, no, I use a Diva Cup so I can put it in my garden.
Like, that's not happening.
You know, it's like, calm down.
Yeah, totally.
They never mention menstruation.
Nobody teaches Baymax about menstruation.
They're just talking about consumer products, which your child has seen a commercial for on whatever primetime cable show you watch.
But I just love, hey, listen, Ren and Stimpy, I want to be the one to teach my kid about the gross puss that happens inside of an ingrown hair, all right?
Yeah, please.
There's no need for whatever satanic organization you're part of to try and insinuate yourself between me and my child when it comes to You know, uh, teaching my kid about, uh, throwing up and then the pieces of food coming to life in a sort of, uh, hazy, hazy dream, fever dream scenario.
I forgot about how much pus was in Ren and Snippy.
Like so much.
And you know, honestly, if I, if I, if I hear about like one fart in a Disney movie, I'm, I'm out.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Cancel my subscription today.
It's a private matter.
Yeah, it's a private matter.
It's a private bodily function.
It's not for the consumption of children.
Can you believe they tried to make light of a poopy diaper on this, I don't know, Rugrats or something that I was watching?
Yeah, yeah.
Talked about a poopy diaper is private, okay?
There's like one famous cartoon, I can't remember the word, like the joke is that the baby's diaper is always full.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Maybe she's like Bay Bay's kids.
Sounds like... They would hate Bay Bay's kids.
Rocko's Modern Life or... Yeah.
Ren and Stimpy.
Yeah.
No need for any of that, okay?
Yeah.
No thank you.
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What's the name of the skater that that graphic is from?
Jason Lee, who I'm not a big fan of, but I love that graphic.
Yeah, well, it's even better.
I kind of can't stand Jason Lee.
Even better to rip it off, then.
One of the best 360 flips in the game, if we're talking about the 90s, but as a person, a real lame-o.
Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
And just real quick, just shout out to everybody who's been awesome and been really supportive of everything, not only we're doing, but what I'm doing with Everybody Eats.
I see a lot of familiar names that I know from their listeners, and I really appreciate you guys.
We're able to do a lot of cool stuff.
We're feeding people, we're doing cool things, and your support just means the world just for the show, for us in general.
A lot of love coming from y'all, and I really appreciate it, so thank you so much for that.
Yeah, everybody eats.
Tony does a food program pretty much every week, is it?
Yeah, it rotates.
One Friday, I have a dinner at my house where people can come and eat food and people buy food.
You can come there or you can donate a plate.
And then the next Friday, we do a burrito distribution where we just make a ton of burritos and just go around and hand them out to the on-house people.
Yeah, and if you want to help support that project, Everybody Eats, go to Tony's Instagram page.
I think there's probably a link from there.
us to distribute and um just a little just a little you know mutual aid for our on-house neighbors um that we're able to do because of supportive folks like y'all so thank you so much yeah and if you want to help support uh that project everybody eats uh go to tony's instagram page i think there's probably a link from there uh tony is at tony boswell on instagram yeah it's pretty fine i'll Just holler at me if you need any help with that.
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It's huge.
Appreciate that.
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