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I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
The most expensive lesbian kiss in history is responsible.
We're documenting it.
What's up, everybody?
Hope everybody is doing OK.
Hope you didn't get your butts burned off today.
Tony and I did.
Our butts are gone from this hot sun.
No more butts.
Less butt than before, which is hard to imagine for me.
I was in 91 degree weather, but I think it didn't affect me as much as I would think.
I feel like, I know they say a city absorbs heat, it traps heat, especially with tall buildings, I think they say that?
Yeah, something about like it radiates off the building.
But it felt more like a 80, 85 degree heat.
Not too bad today.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, same.
I wouldn't really complain too much.
Today, you know, in Southern California, it hit about 106 where I was at, but I'd never really felt over 104.
At no point was I ever like, this is hotter than 104.
Yeah.
But yeah, it was, it's pretty, pretty hellish.
Well, there was bad news last week, obviously.
Roe v. Wade was overturned, as we knew it would be.
Nothing in the aftermath of that from the opposition party.
The Democrats really also was a surprise.
None of that was a surprise as well.
Their response was mostly like, yeah, this is why we need even more money to do an even worse job next time.
Yeah, they were like, it's tough on the streets, maybe vote harder.
Like, is it really what they said?
I don't really want to get too much into it right now.
We were on Street Fight last night for their call-in show, and we discussed it a little bit.
It's not, you know, it's not fun to talk about.
And it's kind of absurd to think that As a podcast, like, we're doing something by talking about it?
Doing something other than making everybody, like, wallow in the... I don't know.
Yeah.
Maybe that's just me avoiding wanting to have to talk about it, but, like, we can't really pretend, like, we're doing good by talking about it, because we all kind of know what needs to be done, you know, to some degree or another.
You know, maybe there's different sects, you know, maybe there's some sectarian differences, but...
We're lucky in that the people listening to this, we don't really have to.
I feel pretty confident no one listening to us right now needs to be informed about what's happening or what needs to be done.
I think everyone listening to this has an idea.
We get to do that.
We're lucky enough to not have to sit everyone down.
Everyone who's hearing us right now gets that.
It's not, you know... The Democrats, they're not... They're not the way forward, you know?
I mean, if you really think like...
Voting is gonna solve this.
I'm sorry it's not.
Like, it might be a small part of it.
It might be a part of it.
I'm not saying don't vote.
Voting is fairly easy to do.
Might as well just, you know, spend an hour doing it or spend five minutes filling out a, you know, take-home ballot or whatever.
But that's not gonna do it.
You know, they have the institutions.
The right wing has the institutions in this country.
The Christian fanatics have the institutions in this country.
The capitalist class obviously has the institutions.
And these are the institutions that the Democrats like.
They're the institutions that the Democrats want to preserve and that seems to be like their main message is like, vote for us for more norms.
Yeah.
Vote for us so we can bring some dignity back to ruling over you with an iron fist, threatening you with homelessness or poverty just by being in the society.
Like, Democrats are like the Michael Jordan of politicians in the sense that they're like, Republicans vote too.
Like, they have the same mentality as Michael Jordan does when it comes to not getting out.
He doesn't say spicy things.
He's like, Republicans buy shoes too.
And Democrats very much like, Hey, Republicans vote too.
Or a lot of people are, uh, don't real don't, they don't want to become Republicans, but they still want to like, Make the soft moves, and that's what we're here for, baby.
They want to be respected by the Republicans, because the Republicans don't give a fuck.
And the Democrats respect the Republican Party so much, you know?
They want them to do better.
And, yeah, the Republicans don't have that problem, obviously.
The Democrats' main goal seems to be to just justify the system that they work for, the system that they work in.
And that's, you know, maybe that was good messaging back when Trump was being an absolute clown in the White House.
You could just be like, all we want is a modicum of dignity in this country.
Now that people are seeing the writing on the wall here, maybe that message doesn't work anymore.
I hope it doesn't.
But losing faith in the Democratic Party, that alone doesn't solve anything.
But they do have the institutions, and so the main goal right now, I guess, is to try and bolster existing
Institutions that we're trying to create on the outside of that, through things like mutual aid, you know, through things like support networks, I mean, using social media for something other than to just argue with strangers, you know, reach out, be careful what you say online, of course, but all of that stuff is good and should be done and people are doing it and that's It's the way forward.
I mean, we'll have information in the show notes for this episode on the networks in those states that have already had those trigger laws signed into law.
But just all of them in general, those are the organizations we sent money to last month through the Patreon.
And those are the organizations that we're donating the sticker profits to.
For the Choose Life, Stay Out of My Uterus sticker, and we have a new sticker this month.
It's a collaboration with Terminal Radness.
By collaboration, I mean it was his sticker, and then I chose the color.
Yeah.
But he made a really sick sticker, and it's, you know, we had Choose Life, Stay Out of My Uterus.
I'm proud of that one, but also not everybody has a uterus, so like, I was like, fuck, this is a sick sticker, but I don't feel qualified to put it on my car.
This one is for everybody.
This one is for whether you have a uterus or not.
This one says, Abort the Court.
And it's got a graphic of the Supreme Court on it.
It's very tight.
Very awesome, distinctive, stylized lettering from the one and only Terminal Radness.
It's very good.
It's very cool.
And yeah, it can go in any car.
You don't need a uterus to put this one in your car.
The lettering on it reminds me of, like, a 70s horror film.
You know, it looks like it would be on the cover of Howsu or something Black Sabbath would have used because they were referencing a horror movie.
Yeah, totally.
It's very tight.
It's very sick.
I'm really happy we were able to do that.
Shout out, Nick.
Shout out to everyone who's going to buy those.
And like you said before, this one's great for everybody.
And if you don't have uterus, you can still buy that one as a gift.
It's a fantastic gift.
Get all the stickers and do cool things.
Like, get all the stickers and that means we can do good things with that money.
It's a good thing to do.
Everyone wins that way.
Yeah, it's the least we could do.
Okay, and if you ordered stickers in the past and you're like, oh cool, announcing stickers before I get my stickers.
Announcing new stuff.
I've sent them all out.
They all went out.
All your orders have been fulfilled, except for three people that I emailed directly to tell them that Tony's blind deck graphic ran out of those, so I have to order more of them.
Cool.
Other than that...
It should be good to go.
Yeah, hell yeah.
And I love seeing them.
Please post them.
I love seeing our stickers.
It makes me so happy.
MinionDeathCult.com.
Enough about the stickers.
I didn't want to dive too deep on...
Roe v. Wade and the reactions to it on this episode.
You know, we might talk about that on Patreon this week.
But I did want to read a piece of writing here.
This is from Tyler in the Facebook group.
Tyler shared this.
This is not Tyler's.
Tyler can't take credit for this, unfortunately.
This was written by a man named Corey Needler.
Yes.
And you can't see his profile pic too well, but what it is, is it's him standing in like a night life type situation with like neon signs behind him, and he's leaning up against a post, I believe, and he's wearing like a long sleeve dress shirt with a dark vest over it.
Hell yeah.
And a fedora.
Oh, so we're dealing with a certified bad boy.
He looks like a guy who was on the football team in high school, but couldn't make it at the college level, so he decided to start doing stomp clap music at open mic nights.
Oh, that is an exact person.
Yeah.
We know exactly who you're talking about, yeah.
Doing stomp clap music, and probably a big sandals wearer.
Sure, yeah.
I think he's like trying to class it up a little bit.
I think he's trying to be like a gentleman, you know?
Oh, yeah.
But like a tough gentleman, I think.
Like a what's-his-name from Lawless.
Exactly.
I mean, you know, because real men wear collars.
- And vests. - Yeah. - And cufflinks, even with jeans, it's cool. - I remember seeing, yeah, at least two former classmates who I knew to be jocks on some team or another at the high school, like seeing them at an open mic night and yeah, suddenly they were dressing indie and being like, oh shit.
And then they would go up to perform and I was like, oh shit, I guess I didn't know this guy was around music or this guy did music.
Yeah.
And then they'd start playing and you'd be like, oh, okay, I guess, yeah, that's why.
Have you seen the one, there's one going around now, it's like a kid with a ukulele, and he looks like a baseball player.
And it's this really awful song, he's not really playing the ukulele as much, he's hitting it every once in a while.
And the whole song is about how him and his girlfriend have an abusive relationship, and it's really...
Awful.
Who's that one guy?
That one guy that did the pleading rap song about how crazy he is since a girl won't talk to him?
I wish that narrowed it down.
That's a lot of rap songs right now.
People know what I'm talking about.
He was like a... Oh, Hobo Johnson!
Hobo Johnson, yeah.
Oh, I hate that person so much.
I can't... What happened to Hobo Johnson?
Did Hobo Johnson finish it off yet?
Hobo Johnson has to have allegations.
I will not hear otherwise.
There's no way.
That person was such a creep.
Yeah, I think he does, like, shadowboxing in that.
Like, I think he, like, pretend-hits a woman who's not there.
That's kind of my memory.
Probably.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Ugh.
Ugh.
But worse.
So, okay.
Corey Needler writes this.
And I don't know, if you don't want to hear anything else about abortion, skip forward like 10 minutes or something.
Corey Needler writes, quote, Life by Corey Needler, Ghosts of Home.
Thank you, Corey Needler.
Ghosts of Home.
Ghosts of Home.
So there's, this is the type, these are like the... That's the collection of works.
Ghosts of Home is a collection of works that he had published that's on his cover photo.
I don't know if it's a collection of works, but it's a hardback book that he had published.
It looks like it's a real publishing.
Oh, hell yeah.
And he has it up on a bookshelf as a promo photo of it, and then you can see the other books behind it.
Cause it's like leaning up against the spines of other books and it's just the Sandman series.
Amazing.
Yeah.
So, you know, he's, he's into good shit.
His writing is probably good since he reads cool stuff.
We're going to find out.
So that's Ghosts of Home, which he needs to credit in this, in this Facebook post.
Okay.
Sweet child resting safely in her womb.
I mean, I got to stop right here.
Her, her womb.
Right there.
It's purposeful.
You're doing it too troll there.
Maybe.
Maybe.
This is like a serious poem, as we'll see.
But this is like, resting safely in her womb.
Yeah, you've already decided that it's the child's womb and not the mother or the parent's womb.
Right?
You're acknowledging what pro-choice activists, pro-abortion activists have been saying this whole time, which is that you don't view the mother as like having, or the person having control of their own body.
Like it's not their body anymore.
Yeah, it's funny when people decide to like care about tenants' rights.
Uh, okay.
Sweet child resting safely in her womb.
Unaware of impending doom.
Scorned woman lying on a cold table in an operating room.
I didn't know that was supposed to rhyme, because it's like, it broke into the line, so I like, I tried, I figured out halfway through that it was supposed to rhyme, so I hope I did it justice.
The doom room.
The doom room.
I mean, feminists, they would call the womb the doom room, I think.
Oh, yep.
I've heard that.
Sweet child.
Scorned woman.
Why does she have to be scorned?
Why does the woman have to be scorned?
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Because I mean, like, scorned means... I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure scorned is the same thing as spurned.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what it means.
And so are they saying that the man, like, broke up with her?
And so she was taking it out on the fetus?
Um, yeah, but it's like, it's like...
If you're scorned, I think someone resents you, or you're resenting the fetus, I guess?
No, I think scorned is like, you're the victim.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
That is meant to say, you know, bitches be crazy when they get broken up with.
They were talking about the baby when they were saying that phrase.
That's when the Hell Hath No Worry is about this.
Okay, it's gonna come out guns blazing.
The woman's tears reflect all those years she suffered, wading through a swamp filled with her own nightmares and fears.
Ooh, just really packing them in there.
Yeah, I don't know if that one was supposed to rhyme.
Oh, tears.
Yeah, years.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, fears.
All right.
There's no doubt she's been through a lot.
God bless her soul.
But at what price must life be bought?
What?
What?
What price must life be bought?
At what price must life be bought?
That's, God, one of the most beautiful phrases I think of.
It's up there with cellar door.
Yeah, it's one of the top ones.
At what price must life be bought?
What must life be bought for?
Are you saying how much we'd have to pay you to not have this abortion?
Is that what you're saying?
What it sounds like.
Uh, the price of life.
Now there's a thought.
Oh, see that was a troll.
Oh, that's the price.
It's the price of life.
Okay.
See that's what this is.
Here he's getting a little sassy now, I think.
Yeah, I think so.
Hey, the price of life.
Now there's a thought.
Yeah, like no big deal.
Ha, hello.
Obviously.
Did you dist thou get it through thine head?
That doth baby wouldst be dead?
Trying.
I like it, I like it.
And this part's the realest part.
This is the most real part of the whole thing.
Is this next...
Four words.
Now there's a thought!
Words have no meaning without thoughts.
Totally.
Thoughts have no substance without a mind.
When innocent souls aren't given a chance to think, emptiness is all you'll find.
Okay, you're kind of arguing against yourself here now because you're saying that things don't really matter unless you can contextualize it, right?
Unless you can think about it and dwell on it.
And that's one thing that babies don't do at all.
Yeah, you don't want to move the goalposts this far, I don't think.
It's the wrong direction.
If that's how you register life, I know a lot of 20-somethings that they're not thinking much either, you know?
Yeah, people who drink life water, or what's it called?
Death water.
Well, there is life water.
It's a whole different thing, but there's life water.
Death liquid.
Life water might be fine.
Death liquid.
Yeah.
Death elixir.
Oh man, can you imagine if like a distributor for life water ever came across a distributor for liquid death?
Do you think they would fucking throw down?
It'd be great because one one would be dressed like an all-white like a milkman and the other one would be dressed in like the it's the sleeveless vest with the liquid death embroidery on the back which like actually it's funny it's like the homie did that embroidery and like I love I love him the guy who did the embroidery for that the liquid death vest um but uh yeah they would have to like fight right?
The liquid death vest uh yeah it says like On the back it says Liquid Death, local 666.
And then on the front it says President.
It's got a President rocker.
But they give that to everybody though.
That's like the uniform.
It's actually pretty cool.
It's actually pretty commie of them, if you think about it.
If we're all president, then it's okay to have a president, you know?
If we're all president, then it's okay to have a president, you know?
Yeah, it's a brand of water.
It's a gang for a brand of water, but I'm the president of it, so.
You know what's funny is I have so many mutuals who follow that account.
They follow Liquid Death.
I know, we should stop.
It's okay if you drink Liquid Death.
It's not okay to pay four or five dollars.
I feel the opposite.
I don't think we should stop.
I think we should triple down.
I don't think we should stop at all.
Did you see they apologized?
Yeah, yeah.
For their quote, joke?
Wow, so, so cucked actually.
That's so cucked of them.
See, it started out as a joke.
The original one...
I was like, okay, that's a joke.
But then when they typed the equivalent of 12 paragraphs talking shit about nuclear blast reactors, I was like, okay, not a joke anymore.
This is worth exploring, this idea here.
Yeah, that's very funny that they had to apologize.
Good.
They fucking suck.
I'm still getting notifications from that, like when I commented on their post about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, back to Corey Needler here.
We're almost done.
What I was gonna say about this, yeah, thoughts have no substance without a mind, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, it does sound like you're, like, people argue that fetuses have heartbeats, when in reality, it's just like a heart, a quote, heart will beat in a Petri dish on its own, you know?
I don't think anyone's arguing that a fetus has a mind.
What do these people do when they watch the Kali Ma scene in, uh... What's the... Indiana Jones!
I couldn't remember Indiana Jones.
Temple of Doom.
What do they do when they see that scene?
Doesn't that kind of like fly in the face of their logic?
Which part of their logic?
The heartbeat thing.
Oh, right.
Yeah, well that's black magic.
I mean, that's shit that the abortion doctors are doing at the same time.
You know, oh, you can beat a heart in a petri dish?
Yeah, you used the fake voodoo racist religion from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom to do that shit.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
Man, what a scary religion that was.
Yeah.
I remember what I was watching as a kid.
I was like, man, this is crazy.
It's pretty fucked up.
Yeah.
And it is a bad scene.
I thought for sure that one day I was going to have to say no to Monkey Brains.
Yeah.
No, thank you.
I'll pass on the Monkey Brains.
Wasn't there an eyeball dish in there too, or something?
I think so.
Or was that just the whole monkey head that I'm remembering?
It's the whole monkey head.
Yeah.
Remember they like tap it with a spoon, take the cap of the skull off?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chilled monkey brains is what it is.
I think that there's for sure like eyeballs though, somewhere.
Yeah, because there's like three dishes that are gross, you know, that those gross people eat.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Worms, eyeballs, and monkey brains.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was like, oh, snake!
They cut open a snake.
And it's full of bugs.
No, it's full of baby snakes.
And all the baby snakes slither out and the biggest guy they could find in the audition process grabs a handful of baby snakes and slurps them down like spaghetti.
Yummy baby snakes.
Does anyone actually do that?
I don't think so, right?
I don't think so, no.
No, you don't eat, like, living snakes.
Like, I think people eat, like, there's, like, there's, like, living eel you can eat.
All kinds of living animals you can eat while they're alive.
Oh, maybe it wasn't.
I don't think snakes, eel, I don't know.
No, no, it was, it was, like, for sure, it was for sure a snake.
That's so funny.
Oh, for our second course, uh, dog shit.
Which is, I know, it's gross and like, who would ever eat that?
Which is exactly why we're eating it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Take something away from this and hold it with you for the rest of your life.
But don't worry, the dog only ate baby snakes.
Okay, finally.
Tiny life inside her body.
So innocent and cute.
Only one solution comes to mother's mind today.
Execute!
I think that actually, if there's some heavy riffs happening behind this, this could be like a heavy song.
This sounds like a Metallica song.
Yeah, no, it does.
I mean, it's the Slayer song.
It's Silent Scream.
It's the anti-abortion Slayer song.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Holy shit.
Yeah, because they're all Catholic.
Yeah, they're all losers, like, you know, personally.
What a good band, though.
Great band.
Great band.
Yeah, the lyrics to that song are, silent scream, crucify the unborn.
Yeah.
Yep.
And then I can't remember any other lyrics, but you got it all right there.
Uh, okay.
Only one's... I love this rhyme though.
Tiny life inside her body so innocent and cute.
Only one solution comes to mother's mind today.
Execute.
Yeah.
And it's one sentence.
Execute.
Execute.
Period.
That's it.
Today a dish filled with rancid goo is all that's left of Lucy Liu.
The girl who was never given the chance to, I guess, live and change the world like me or you.
Like, change the world.
Lucy Liu, the girl who was never given, blah blah blah.
Now that you know you have the power to change the world, what will you do?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
It's Lucy.
Why did he go with Lucy Liu?
It's not even spelled like Lucy Liu.
Because they already committed to goo.
That's why.
They committed to goo and they had to do something with that.
And it's just like if that's what you're saying then don't you kind of get it then?
Don't you get it?
If that's what you're... if that's the byproduct then don't...
Like, what are you saying?
The Rancid Goo.
You mean if, yo, it's Rancid Goo.
Yeah, it's not a... But yeah, it's because they committed to Goo, they had to do something.
And I don't think they could do Who because they knew that was going to be too Dr. Seuss-ian.
And they're probably really worried about getting compared to Dr. Seuss too much.
Cindy Lou Who, the girl who was turned to Goo.
Yeah.
Amazing.
This guy really worries about getting compared to Dr. Seuss.
Like how white trust fund kids get worried about getting compared to Basquiat.
They worry about getting compared to Basquiat?
Oh, there's just a lot of white and white passing trust fund kids who are artists now who just do Basquiat.
Interesting.
I'm not familiar with that trend.
Oh, one of them is one of our old friends' little brother.
I'll send you some stuff.
Excellent.
I love being a part of a rich, you know, arts community.
Yeah.
You get stuff like this.
And it's like, you, like, I'm talking about literal, like, the, the painted crown that he would, like, literally that.
It's, they're just straight Basquiat ripoffs.
And so there's a, there's a ton of them.
There's so many of them.
Did Basquiat do the wire, do the Omar crown one, or is that fan stuff?
Oh, that, that'd be fan stuff.
He died way before that.
Okay.
Yeah.
I didn't know when he actually died, but okay.
I didn't, I also don't really know when the wire came out in like the nineties.
It was actually a documentary that took place.
You can actually bask out walking through the background of the wire every once in a while.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So Lucy, the girl, the girl with her own body, she, she had her own body and her own womb, Tony.
That's crazy.
So she had like two wombs.
That's wild.
She's flexing on mom.
Okay, the picture... Oh my god, the picture is a woman trying to wipe a fetus-shaped blood stain off of the tummy area of her dress.
Which, like, this is not a blot situation.
You just gotta throw that dress away, girl.
Like, you just gotta get rid of it.
That dress is done.
Like, somebody with a, you know, somebody with a uterus getting blood on a dress is, like, not a wild thing.
Like, this is not, like...
This is not how this is going to be illustrated for them.
This is so silly.
And to be fair, I'm sympathizing with the character in this painting because I would also want to get the fetus blood off my dress.
I'm like, yeah, she's doing the right thing here.
I don't know what else you want me to say about it.
Get her some soda water.
Get her some soda water.
Get her some soda water.
Moving on to something much less serious, a little more light and fun, fair.
We have an article here from the LA Times.
Slain LAPD officer was beaten in training meant to, quote, simulate a mob, mother claims.
It's so... I've read this like 50 times.
This is insane.
They did Antifa to themselves and actually killed one of them.
Yes.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Like, that's so fucking wild.
Like, you... It wasn't... This is not one of those situations where it's like, oh, you accidentally shot... They beat him to death.
Dude, he has like... He had like six neck fractures.
Well, that's a lot of knees.
That's a lot of knees.
Okay, so I'm not actually going to read the LA Times article because they paywalled me after I had already read it once.
And I was like, okay, so I guess I'll just go over to the Daily Mail.
I prefer them anyway, for the most part.
I do like how LA Times, real quick, this is petty, but they're still doing the cop protecting language.
Because slain LAPD officer.
What do you think when you think slain LAPD officer?
You think he was killed in cold blood by a thug.
He was slain.
He was cut down in the line of service.
Is this even on duty?
Because you were like training.
Does that even count?
Is this even in the line of duty?
Yeah, well, if you're getting paid, if you're punched in, you're on the line of duty, right?
It's true.
It's the first thing in the union rules.
This is a pro-union podcast, so we gotta...
uh yes slain LAPD officer was beaten in training meant to simulate so again it's like making the uh you know doing this passive voice making the officer the the main the subject of this sentence he was beaten Okay, by whom?
Who did the beating?
Who did the action here in this?
And then it's, in training, meant to quote, simulate a mob mother claims.
So they put the mother claims in there, but then it's like, you don't even know that the beating was what slew him.
They don't even say that in the headlight.
The mom said the cops killed him.
Yeah.
And LAPD is like, man who was killed also touched his police brothers earlier this morning.
It's very weird.
It's very funny.
It's not that weird.
It's just hilarious how they're just really kid-gloving them.
They're really just being really babyish with them.
You know, say what the mom said, like, uh, officers killed, like, fellow officer during training.
Not like, hey, the bros were hanging out, being with the boys, and then you know what happened?
Some of the boys, um, went too hard.
Uh, okay, this is the Daily Mail headline, which I think I like more.
LAPD officer 32 was beaten to death by colleagues in simulated mob attack training exercise, where he suffered Catastrophic spinal injury.
His mother claims in wrongful death lawsuit.
Okay, that's how you do it.
That's how you write a fucking headline.
It's so wild.
I would like the headline to be like, you know, LAPD officer 32 was packed out by the homies when he, like, they went too far.
That's what they, they packed him out.
They legit beat him to death.
That's so wild.
And I love that they were, like, having a kinetic training scenario with, like, urban rioters, with Black Lives Matter, with Antifa.
And they just killed him!
It's so funny, like, the boogeyman that they've created of Antifa or Black Lives Matter, they just, like, they went into primal rage because that's what they, I guess, well, I don't even know.
You wouldn't even logic it out that far.
They probably just, you know.
They had a lot of fun.
They did what they normally do, but they just did it to one of their co-workers.
I mean, the truth is, this guy probably was like, hey, you guys need to stop selling so much heroin.
Listen, you guys need to stop lacing all this stuff with fentanyl.
You guys need to stop doing that.
And they're like, okay, dude, we're going to kill you during training on Tuesday.
And he's like, no, you're not.
And they're like, no, no, dude, we're going to kill you on the clock.
It's going to be called training.
And that's what we're going to do.
I'm going to get a tattoo of it.
I'm going to get a tattoo for it.
We're all going to get matching tattoos.
Anyone whose boots touched you, we're all going to get matching tattoos.
It's gonna say LOL.
It's just gonna say the word LOL.
Or maybe, Tony, I didn't realize this.
Okay, so this is Los Angeles.
This is Hollyweird.
What if one of these cops thought that this LAPD officer was his wife?
Oh, that is true.
Maybe he was one of their wives and then nature took its course with the whole thing.
Yeah, and then they were thinking it was going to be his wife in a costume the whole time and she was going to go, it's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank.
But it never came to fruition.
Yeah.
Let me read here from this article.
The Los Angeles Police Department has been hit with a wrongful death lawsuit after an officer was, quote, beaten to death in a training exercise meant to, quote, simulate a mob attack.
I also like that I, in this whole article, spoiler alert, you're not going to hear any charges brought against any of the other officers.
It sounds like they only just started investigating once the mother made, you know, made waves about it.
Yeah.
I, like, it's very curious what happened here.
Officer Houston Tipping was, quote, repeatedly struck in the head severely enough that he bled.
Oh shit.
Is this a poet?
Who's writing this?
What's happening?
Looking at the byline, it's Corey Needler!
Well, that's funny.
I don't usually like rap, but... Oh, something about it hits different.
Something about this hits your neck repeatedly in a different way.
Officer Houston Tipping was, quote, repeatedly struck in the head severely enough that he bled during a training activity, a lawsuit said.
I'm just kidding.
A lawsuit filed by his mother, Shirley Huffman, alleges.
Tipping 32 was left with multiple breaks in his neck and suffered a catastrophic spinal injury, which caused his death.
The suit claims.
The five year.
I mean, that's a pretty that's a pretty steep claim.
I would think that they have they have some evidence.
Yeah.
If that's the claim, that's the severity of the claim.
Oh, his neck was not just broken.
It was fucking broken several times.
To put like a number on it is like, whoa, that's.
Geez.
The five-year LAPD veteran also obtained multiple injuries that required stitches.
They pummeled this guy.
Like, this is fucked up.
The department said Tipping was injured while, quote, grappling with another officer and referred to his death as, quote, a horrible accident.
No one has been arrested or charged over his death.
Tipping was laid to rest last Wednesday during a funeral attended by LAPD Police Chief Michael or Michelle Moore.
I don't know how to pronounce that guy's name.
I thought it was Michael Moore when I read it earlier.
It's Michelle Moore.
Department leaders and Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti.
Huffman filed a complaint against the city on Friday just two days after Tipping's funeral alleging wrongful death, assault, and battery and civil rights violations.
Uh scrolling through photos, Huffman claims the training exercise that led to her son's death, quote, had already been questioned before he got hurt because of the injuries suffered by other officers.
What?
So it's just hazing.
It's just an excuse to beat the shit out of a new recruit.
They make it sound like it was just one other officer he was grappling with?
Right.
Like, that's gnarly.
There's no way.
No.
Like, I mean, that's gnarly.
Yeah, it sounds like they stomped him out.
Her attorney, Bradley Gage, told DailyMaily.com on Sunday.
Dude, they called themselves Daily Maily.
Is that a different thing than Daily Mail?
I don't know.
I love that.
The Daily Mailie is amazing.
Just the Daily Mailie, sir!
Yeah.
Here's your Daily Mailie.
It's like an email list, I think?
That's cool.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
So it's not, okay.
Not as funny.
We believe Houston was intentionally attacked.
He was tackled.
There was not a certified arrest and control instructor.
Having such an instructor is vital to protect the safety of the participants and to avoid officers getting out of control to constitute a battery.
Wait, why aren't all... Why aren't all cops just certified arrest and control, like supervisors?
What?
Yeah, I think they know a little more than they're letting on about the capabilities of your average police officer.
Do they need a third person to be with, like these cops, to just monitor that?
Is that what needs to happen?
Who polices the police?
And nobody in this specific situation, they didn't have a police cop in there, which they should.
None of them were, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, there was not a certified arrest and control instructor.
And this, I mean, thank you Brandon, right?
Yep.
See, this poor guy, because of budget cuts, this guy was only certified in arrest and not certified in control at all.
Clearly.
The trainers did not even know where the defibrillator was, much less how to operate it properly.
What?
Cops should have to know how to use a defibrillator.
I think you don't.
I don't think I've ever seen a cop use a defibrillator before.
Only like firefighters and EMTs and paramedics.
So useless.
So useless.
I bet you most of them don't even perform CPR or know how to do that.
But no, it's not that they can't do it.
It's just like that's kind of gay.
Yeah.
And like I would never Only my brothers behind the shield, but I would never put my mouth on someone else's mouth.
Remember that woman on 9-1-1 Lone Star who refused to get mouth-to-mouth from the black From everybody.
But then was like, I'm not racist, you can give me mouth to mouth.
And they were like, just so you know, I am trans though.
And then she was like, lock me up.
Yeah.
Didn't want to get from the Muslim woman or the gay guy.
But the white guy was able to just say no thank you.
Remember that?
Oh, and the captain said he wasn't certified.
The training scenario, da da da da da.
Having a properly working defibrillator would have helped keep the heart pumping to provide vital oxygen necessary to avoid the brain damage that Houston also suffered from after his spinal injuries.
Also, why would they try to save him if they just beat him to death?
What a waste of time even thinking about this.
Oh man, I didn't know where the defibrillator was.
Oh no, I was gonna save him!
It's a prank, it's a prank!
But we remember telling you where the defibrillator was earlier that morning, and it's like, yeah, but I don't even know how to use one, man.
What?
Yeah, cool.
Cool.
You can tell me to do a lot of things.
How about you actually get off your ass and do it for me?
Yeah, you're like giving a dog the remote control.
I don't know.
Watch what you want.
Watch whatever you want.
LAPD, which declined to detail the nature of the exercise, told the Los Angeles Times officials, are taking the matter seriously.
The department has launched an investigation into the incident to determine, quote, if there are any changes that need to be made to prevent future tragedy.
Should we should we try to tweak the beating the shit out of one guy policy training exercise?
Should we, I don't know, nudge it in one direction or another?
Who knows?
We need to investigate.
Hey, what's this field manual over here labeled training exercise?
It says smear the queer?
What's this?
What is this?
Quote, it is tragic and we're all saddened by his loss.
LAPD spokeswoman Captain Kelly Mooney's told the newspaper on Friday, Huffman suit calls for unspecified financial compensation and punitive damages from the city.
The grieving mother also wants the city to preserve all evidence.
Good luck with that.
Yeah.
Including videos of the entire training exercise and actions taken against officer tipping.
It's like, I don't even know where the video camera was.
And I don't know how to work the video camera.
That's a video camera.
You may ask, what does the family hope to gain with this lawsuit?
They want answers, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
They won't get what they really want.
They want Houston back.
Okay.
Wait, why doesn't anyone have any body cam footage?
Oh, we replaced our body cams with just open knives.
Yeah, where we usually hold the camera, we just put a couple knives there sticking out.
Yeah.
And then we tackled them.
Um, LAPD officials claim Tipping fell to the ground during the training at the department's Elysian Park Academy on May 26th.
So that's there.
He fell to the ground on his, you know what he did?
He did a, he did a goddamn million dollar baby.
He did that.
Oh, the worst.
But he thought he did it, and so he tried to get up, and that was bad, and he did, god damn it, he did it right again.
Fell again and again.
About four or five times.
If there's one thing I know about him, he's a real klutz.
Real klutz.
They were seriously like, execute Operation Wife.
Let's see if Operation Wife can work for this one.
Yeah, he was a really clumsy guy.
I just remember one time he was carrying a can of hunts, and wouldn't you know it, he spilled the beans.
And we warned him, we told him, don't spill those beans anymore.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
You're gonna get burned if you spill those beans.
Okay, let's get into some responses to this, which were really funny.
Most of the responses were like, oh, they should execute all the cops who were involved in the training exercise.
One guy from England was like, yeah, just give them the old Sparky treatment.
You know?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Do they have the death penalty in England?
Yeah, chop your head off with a big, like, spade-shaped sword.
Oh yes yes and you have like the pantaloons like the puffy pantaloons that the executioner wears but it still has like the hood on and no shirt and looks real hot.
As far as last sights go, not too bad.
Hey, hey.
Okay, so keep that in mind.
I don't want to portray the wrong idea of the general consensus in this comment section, which was, oh yeah, American cops are like insane crazed animals who just like will kill at the drop of a hat and did it in this situation because yeah, they probably ginned each other up like a literal pack of dogs.
Oh yeah, exactly.
And it's like, they're doing this on their own, so that's really terrifying.
Snowy1945 says, this is outrageous.
What is wrong with the human race?
It is outrageous.
What is wrong with the human race?
I'll tell you something that's wrong with the human race.
One of those things is cops.
Cops is one of the things wrong with the human race.
Yeah, don't put this on me.
I'm not the one who did this.
Not all humans.
Not all humans.
I think maybe there's something wrong with a specific kind of human who picks a specific path to go down.
I love the, this is like the eco-fascist, the like liberal, unknowing, eco-fascist, Malthusian type argument against overpopulation or man is the cause of global warming in terms of like, we're all parasites on this earth.
Borderline hippie libs or people who think they're being progressive, get into that sort of language, you know?
That's what this, what is wrong with the human race?
There's just something in us that makes us beat a friend and co-worker to death.
That's like, and that's such, that is this mentality that so many people have that it's just, it just sucks.
Cause you know, they do the whole like, it's one of the arguments against, you know, abolitionists like, well, have you thought about human nature?
I'm like, what do you think human nature is?
Like, that sucks.
That sucks that you think that.
That you saw this and you were like, man, people are just out of control.
Like, people don't, like, just random people don't beat someone to death very often.
It's a very rare thing.
Yeah.
It usually takes a lot of motivation.
It's very rare to do this.
Yeah, so it happened, you know in training because the thing is I think that I think that cops like beat each other to death probably pretty regularly But it like is a crime and like they just don't talk about it Like the cops who the cops who shot each other not too long ago.
They shot the tattoo off each other Yeah, like that's a fabulous, but this was like during training.
So it's like oh shit We got to talk about it.
I guess yeah, I was reading some some crazy.
I think it was a post on social media about um somebody whose husband was a cop this was from the woman and she said that like one of his co-workers like felt her up at a party and she told you know her husband about it and he was a firefighter or a cop and so he confronted the guy and like
I think fought him or something and the woman was gonna press charges and she got like a call from the chief of police not to press charges.
They had to like go in the run essentially, like move.
They had to just leave.
Yeah.
You can't be a good one.
They will not let it happen.
I'm not saying that's what happened here.
My only worry about saying this is what happened is I'm kind of saying the guy who died might be a decent person.
That's a lot of credit to give.
I don't want to give him that, but there's a good chance that they won't let you.
They will just beat you to death during training if they need to.
Maybe they didn't want to give you a cut anymore.
Yeah, that's simple.
Maybe you told him to stop filling up your wife.
Yeah, I mean, this is LA.
This isn't the Sheriff's Department.
This is the Police Department.
We do know that there are gangs in the LA Sheriff's Department.
You're probably, if you're listening to this, you're familiar with that.
But if not, Google LASD gangs.
Someone's been doing very fantastic reporting on that for several years now.
This is the LAPD.
I'm sure they have gangs.
Oh yeah, no doubt.
I'm sure they have several rival cliques inside the department.
Because it's a huge department.
How many cops do they have?
Tons.
If anything, they're like, whoa whoa whoa, we have clubs, okay?
Thank you.
But I do like blaming humanity.
God, humanity is the devil.
Yeah, abolish humanity.
Devon Rebel says, no marches or demos?
I wonder why.
Imagine that march, like, stop cop killer cop killing cops.
It would just be too confusing, I think.
Kill cop killing killer cops.
Like, what?
It's just confusing.
And all they have to do is be like, okay, we won't do it again.
We won't do it anymore.
Who's precinct?
Your precinct.
They just get very specific.
They're just like, I promise we will never beat Officer Tipping to Death again.
That specific scenario.
It's so fun.
No marches or demos?
I wonder why.
And so he's being sarcastic, but he knows that no one gives a shit.
I'm sorry, right, okay, it's crass to, you know, talk about somebody dead, but like, you know, he knows, like, so, you know?
Yeah, it's so funny.
And also, it is because the guy's white passing, or at least white... Yeah, at least white passing.
He's a white guy.
Whatever, man.
Somebody else definitely was like, I wonder if his skin color were a different complexion.
We'd hear about an outcry on the nightly news or whatever and it's like, I don't know, maybe, but you sure hear about dead cops.
Like, you know, every time there's a dead cop, you fucking hear about it.
So they probably did hear about, we probably did do a special on officer tipping on the local news.
Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
They're just like tragedy struck today as officer died in training.
Yeah, officer, officer, killed officer had strong support, strong support from fellow, fellow officers.
They're like, something terrible happened that resulted in several injuries that needed stitches and multiple neck breaks.
Something bad happened.
Tragedy.
Okay, AverageGuy2018, you might want to keep that handle in mind.
Rioters should not be allowed close enough to injure our officers.
Law enforcement involved in riot control should be equipped with a lengthy baton and rubber bullets and training techniques should be focused on the effective and liberal use of these tools and deploying a sufficient number of men... men... to provide an effective deterrence.
Mob violence cannot be tolerated.
Like, look at how dangerous it is.
I mean, he's got a point.
Yeah.
Mob violence just killed a police officer.
Cut down in 32, prime of his life.
Also, what does he think the police are doing now?
You just described what they do.
We just saw them do this to tons of independent women just by themselves.
One-offs.
Five cops beating them.
We see this all the time.
Come on.
Fuck off.
That's what they're doing.
They're doing what you're saying.
Yeah, I mean, they're firing rubber bullets, they're beating people up.
You know, and it's funny because most of the time when the cops do, like, press forward and attack people or, you know, the riot cops do their job, it's not during a riot.
Like, during a riot, they're scared as shit.
During a riot, they, like, stay back.
When it's people protesting, that's when they pull out the rubber bullets and pull out the long batons and the shields and all of that.
Yeah.
They're very cowardly.
Notoriously.
I like that.
We're failing our officers by even pretending to give them hand-to-hand combat training.
They should never have to touch a protester.
They should just be able to kill them instantly.
They're like, no, I know they have batons.
We need longer ones.
Yeah, that's kind of interesting.
I think there's a reason it's not longer.
Can we get that one like the guys from the Ninja Turtles had?
Can we get that?
That one?
Well, like the Bo Staff?
The Bo Staff maybe?
Maybe?
I think every officer should just get a Casey Jones bag.
The bag that has like the cricket paddle, the hockey stick, baseball bat.
Yeah, hell yeah.
And then the last sentence is, the place to make your voice heard is the ballot box.
Which is very funny.
And it's funny because they can actually say that, because again, they have control of these institutions, so it actually matters who they put in power on the right.
Because there are different styles of right-wing politicians, but they can all get this shit done to some degree if they want to.
And I mean, the liberals are getting it done.
You know, the Democratic mayors of cities, when they get voted into office, they instantly give the police a million more dollars.
They have to.
They're being held over their head.
If they want security, they need to pay them.
It's funny, this comment doesn't even really talk about what happened.
Imagine telling this to the guy's mom.
Hey, so I know that your son died during training, but you should really take that to the ballot box.
She's like a seance?
Is that how you get him back?
This last comment I mostly put in here because I didn't understand it.
Mark Jenkins, 1967, says, couldn't make it up.
LAPD, the woke police.
So, so confused.
Is it like, are they woke because it got reported?
I think they're woke because they did a non, mostly non-violent protest against Officer Tipping.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I think, I think that's, he's saying it's woke to be a mob and kill somebody.
Oh wow, yeah, that's totally what it is.
That's what wokeness means.
That's what wokeness actually means.
Snowflake tactics from the LAPD?
Wow.
Gross.
This is a mostly peaceful officer killing during training.
Wow.
Yeah, LAPD, the woke police.
I think we can add that to another meaning for the word woke.
For woke, yeah.
We have like, what, a running tally of everything that woke means.
And now one of them is, woke does mean violent mob.
I want to hear more about Officer Tipping eventually.
See where this road takes us.
See if anything else happens or comes to light.
Yeah, I mean, what more can you say?
I really do hope that footage services.
I'm like really curious.
What the fuck?
That's gnarly.
Footage surfaces and the way you find out about it is you watch a new Speed music video.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
And it's just six cops beating the shit out of one cop until he's dead.
for like we're not that nice or something like that final segment here
This is something that, you know, we're coming to the end of Pride Month.
This is an apparently very important topic.
We need to address the elephant in the room that is the lesbian kiss in the Buzz Lightyear movie.
What is the Buzz Lightyear movie called?
Do we know what it's actually... Is it called Lightyear?
Lightyear?
Sure.
We're gonna call it... Working title is Lightyear.
This is like all the right-wing talked about before the news about Roe v. Wade dropped.
They've been obsessed with the Lightyear movie.
I'm so bummed because like it's the summertime.
I kind of want to go to the movies with the kid and like... I don't even want to see this because I'm so annoyed by it already.
Right, and apparently it underperformed because of the lesbian kiss.
That's why it underperformed.
People heard that there was a one second kiss.
Lesbian kiss.
That's the important part.
And they didn't go.
They didn't buy a ticket.
That's why.
I didn't realize that this is such an iconic queer movie.
I didn't realize that Taika Waititi is in it.
So I didn't realize my bad.
Is he gay?
No, but he's like he just gets like all like that he gets He's stealing gay valor.
He's like a Harry Styles type person.
He just gets like a lot of clout for some reason Because he acts silly because of like like the because of the the seemingly gay pirate show.
Oh, right I haven't watched that but yeah, it's the gay pirate show.
Yeah, so he's you know, he's a he's a queen quain What was I saying?
Okay, yeah, that's why the movie underperformed was The Lesbian Kiss, in their minds, right?
It couldn't be because probably a good third, if not two-thirds of the country didn't know what the fuck this movie was about because it wasn't about the Buzz Lightyear that you know, it was about the man Who then they made a TV show about, who then they made a toy about.
Yeah.
That's what it's about.
Yeah.
It's the, it's about the character of the toy that Andy has is from the movie that's made about the guy that this movie is about.
I saw, I saw like a woman do another, there were so many posts about this shit.
I saw a woman do a post and she like implied that What's his name?
The voice, Tim Allen refused to be in the movie because of the kiss.
And that's why he's not the voice!
That's why they had to settle for Chris Evans.
Who's ever heard of a Chris Evans?
Yeah, what's a Chris Evans?
I didn't know.
I heard in passing that he was mad.
What did he say?
He's just being salty.
He's being salty about it.
Yeah, it's funny.
You know, that's kind of bullshit, though, because if movies are underperformed because of lesbian kisses, think about wild things, you know?
That gets the butts in the seats.
Yeah, but the thing is that movie wasn't targeted at kids.
It was targeted at 13-year-olds.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
So, I'm going to play a video here, and this is Chad Prather.
Are you familiar with Chad Prather?
No, but like, is there like a name generator for these people?
It does sound like he's a country artist.
It does sound like, I was like, okay.
And when you hear his voice, It's pretty funny, but he's a blaze commentator.
He's got a podcast called Glenn Beck's Canadian Fascist News Network.
They have him as a correspondent and then he's also got a podcast and he also ran against Greg Abbott.
in the Republican gubernatorial primary for Texas.
And he came in fourth place in the Republican primary.
He got like 2%, which I mean, I guess that's a lot of people. - Yeah, it's not bad. - But that's who he is.
So we're gonna watch... He didn't podium though.
He didn't podium and that's kinda weak.
Gotta podium.
What's a podium?
What do you mean?
Uh, first, second, or third.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Gotta at least get on the podium, you know?
That's where the points are at.
Well, there was a huge drop-off.
It was like, okay, Greg Abbott got tens of millions.
Yeah.
And then it was like 200,000, 100,000, and then he got like seven, like, he got something really low.
He got all of his Facebook friends.
Yeah, he's got more Facebook likes than that.
Okay, here he is.
This is captioned, here's my perspective on that quote, innocent kiss in the new Lightyear movie by Disney's Pixar.
I was wondering.
Draw your own conclusion.
So I'm going to play this video if it'll work.
It's all about pushing a narrative, folks.
That's the agenda.
And this is the video where I'll make some of you mad just by making a point.
Especially since I'm doing it in sort of a pink shirt.
Disney's new Pixar animated movie, Lightyear, shares a scene that's got a gay kiss.
I know, we've seen it all at this point.
Whoopie doo, right?
We've seen it all at this point.
I mean, I'm not even surprised now at this point.
I'm just curious about the narrative of the agenda.
He's going to explain it to you, Tony.
Okay, good.
Whoopie doo, right?
It was only five seconds of the film.
Who cares?
Well, I'll tell you who cares, because it pushes a narrative.
Disney cares.
That's who.
Now, most Pixar movies, I want you to think about this, take four to five years to make.
You're telling me that they cared about the movie they made?
I mean, I never thought about it like that.
That doesn't make any sense to me.
This is all about just getting money, right?
Now, most Pixar movies, I want you to think about this, take four to five years to make.
And I hear people discounting the kiss as this old just five-second harmless scene.
Boop, they say hello.
Quick little kiss between characters.
No harm, no foul.
No intention in it.
Well, let me tell you a little bit about what...
Okay, maybe I'll explain the scene to people who don't know it before, because I think it's funnier if you know what the scene is.
There's like a couple, I think it's Buzz Lightyear's friend, the female astronaut friend, is like in a lesbian relationship.
And then he travels forward in time, or like they age at different rates because of the speed he's traveling or whatever.
So she gets older every time he comes back and visits her.
And the one scene where she's a grandmother...
Uh, she shows up, she, like, shows up at home and kisses her wife, like, on the cheek, like, as she's walking by.
Whoa.
It's just like, uh, hi.
That's, I didn't know that it was, I didn't know that it was mature lesbians.
That's a whole different, that's a whole different search.
Wow, granny shaggers.
What's their next fetish they're gonna throw out here?
Sickening.
They're just trying to get us used to Hillary Clinton is what they're trying to do.
So him saying five seconds for that is very funny.
Like the whole shot is maybe five seconds.
Because that would be kind of weird if like for some reason they start making out for like five seconds.
It's a long time when you think about it in this scheme of things for a kiss.
I've only kissed for five seconds like a couple times.
He's so annoying.
He's reading something, obviously.
He starts throwing numbers out, very specific numbers.
Like he's doing the math in his head.
The kiss is this old just five-second harmless scene.
Boop, they say hello.
Quick little kiss between characters.
No harm, no foul, no intention in it.
Well, let me tell you a little bit about what goes into a Pixar animated movie.
Are you ready for this?
Because I'm going to take you on a little journey.
There's story and character development.
There's writing a script.
There's storyboarding, recording the lines and sound effects.
There's 3D modeling.
There's texturing, rigging, layout, animation.
There is visual effects.
There's lighting.
There's rendering and musical score.
There's editing the movie into the final cut for release, and then there's the PR that goes into putting the thing out there.
Now, this movie cost Disney $200 million to make.
It's an hour and 45 minutes long, that's just, that's, you know, do the math, that's 105 minutes, which means that's 6,300 seconds long.
Apparently the... Slow down there, Q-Bert, I can't keep up.
Whoa, whoa, hold on, yeah.
The movie into the final cut for release.
And then there's the PR that goes into putting the thing out there.
Now this movie costs Disney $200 million to make.
It's an hour and 45 minutes long.
That's just that.
That's, you know, do the math.
That's 105 minutes, which means that's 6,300 seconds long.
Apparently the scene for the kiss that happens takes about five seconds for the setup and the actual event.
I don't know.
Haven't seen it.
Won't see it, but I'm going to go with it.
Cause that's what I hear.
So I'm ranting about something.
I haven't even seen.
And I won't see it.
I won't do it.
Out of $200 million, with that price tag, those 5 seconds cost $158,730.16.
That's a lot of money.
Every 2 seconds of Pixar animation requires at least 7 days of work by a team of animators.
So if you think about a 6 second clip that involves, you know, same sex kiss in a children's movie, you think it was placed innocuously, innocently, harmlessly, without any prior thought or planning, you're not paying attention.
It was planned, premeditated, with a very distinct and expensive and time-consuming purpose to further push a certain agenda.
It was a kiss that cost a studio $160,000 and a team of animators three weeks of work.
Someone did a lot more than just draw a simple kiss.
Now I'm gonna let you draw your own conclusions on what their motivations might have been, but remember, it's a children's movie!
And these days, the narrative keeps getting pushed.
It's not like when you and I draw kisses.
When I'm drawing kisses, it doesn't cost that much money.
I can just do it whenever I want, which is kind of why I do it.
There's so much going on here.
I love that the whole video is him just doing numbers to show that it was an expensive movie.
And that, oh, hey, if you thought that, like, You're probably one of those guys that thinks, like, oh, dinosaur bones and organs and all that shit just accidentally fell together to make a perfect creature.
Yeah.
And instead, obviously, was placed there by the watchmaker, you know?
He placed us all, you know?
It's that.
It's like, oh, you probably thought just a lesbian kiss spontaneously erupted out of the Big Bang in the middle of this movie, didn't you, atheist?
You'd think that two, like, hot old astronauts, like, kissing each other or something, I would just, like, come up with on my own.
But that's actually not how that works.
Because the ones I did were clearly aliens, so that's a different type of thing.
They don't call themselves lesbians on the planet they come from.
They don't even speak English there, so it's not the same conversation.
Yeah, during that writing process, they're just trying to think of how to do the gay agenda.
They don't have any ideas before that.
They all get in the writer's room and they're like, okay, how are we doing the gay agenda this week?
And they think for four or five years, And then they come to, you know, this movie, oh, it happens to be a lesbian kiss.
In another movie, oh, it happens to be she turns into a panda.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's wild.
That's really wild.
Another movie, it's about a boy who has a friend who's also a boy.
Woah.
Woah.
Yeah, what do you think they're trying to say with that, huh?
I don't know.
Now there's a thought.
Pretty scary.
Pretty scary.
I love that that's the video, though.
It's just breaking down numbers to sound smart.
To sound like you're making a clever point.
This is actually huge nerd shit.
This is very, like, soy.
This is very Bazinga.
This is very, like, Reddit.
You've won Reddit gold, sir, by itemizing, by doing an expense report on the lesbian kiss.
Like, people probably have done this, but for wild things.
How much money was that kiss worth?
Can we raise this much?
Can we raise this much money on our forum here?
Methinks you got him.
Methinks you got their gay agenda.
Also, the whole acting of trying to make, that makes you, um, about, um, and like you have the numbers, like you said, you're reading it in front of you, you know?
I want to see if I can find, I won't spend too much time on it, I want to see if I can find the number he came, because I can't do this math on my own.
I need Chad Prather to do it for me, and I want to get the actual cost of the kiss.
$158,730.16.
That's a lot of money.
Wow, did I land on exactly the right part?
That was really good.
So, out of $200 million, with that price tag, those five seconds cost $158,730.
Also, I mean, you are kind of saying you still don't know how numbers work, because didn't you say this movie cost $200 million?
Mm-hmm.
I'm not trying to belittle that much money, because obviously that's like a lot of money, but it's not when you're talking about $200 million.
But it's a lot when you're talking about A Kiss.
Yes.
Like, they had to make a decision.
Okay, every five seconds of this movie they watch on a, you know, that's what they call the dailies.
You ever hear people say, oh, we're watching the dailies?
That's when you go back and watch every five seconds of your movie to see if it's really worth the $158,000 you spent on it.
And if it's not, well, have you ever heard of an editor?
That's what they do.
They cut it out.
Yeah.
And then they get the money back somehow.
Well, I mean, even more than that, I really need to talk to these old astronaut ladies and talk about getting their rates up.
Because I think they could have gotten more for that.
Yeah, a couple comments here.
Al Bostic says, I was born in 1946, so I guess that I'm one of the so-called frontline baby boomers.
Haven't heard that phrase, I think you made it up to feel important.
And to tell you the truth, I'm glad that I was born back then.
I've deployed to Vietnam three times and returned safely each time, and I've never been as frightened as I am today as to the direction that our Our ounce great country is headed.
My greatest fear at this time is for the little ones that we're going to leave behind.
I mean, I gotta be honest, Mr. Al Bostic, Mr. Al Bostic, you're just really old.
You're just scared because when it gets dark, you get nervous, you're never gonna see light again.
It has nothing to do with a lesbian kiss in a cartoon.
It has nothing to do with that.
How do you even make fun of this guy?
He said, I'm more scared of Buzz Lightyear than I was to being deployed in Vietnam.
He's like, bring the Viet Cong back.
I missed that.
At least we had respect.
Fellow warrior respect.
The way that this Buzz Lightyear fights is dirty.
It's dirty pool, mister.
Ain't no Viet Cong ever lesbian kiss me.
How do you?
Oh my God, man.
Listen to yourself.
Like this.
Okay.
So this was Chad.
This is on Chad Prather's Facebook and like all, almost all the comments were positive.
They fucking love this guy.
Every positive comment had likes and loves out the wazoo.
This comment is like the only positive comment that I saw that had laugh reacts is the second level of reaction.
Even like Chad Prather.
viewers were like come on man this is you're joking right yeah chill chill bud uh linda fitch grant said used to buy disney movies from my grandchild from my grandchildren hey grandma i got two i got two for two for ten today got that lady in the tramp Hey, I got the Angels in the Outfield right now.
Angels in the Outfield, honey?
That's supposed to be locked away in the Disney Vault.
How'd you get your hands on it?
Oh, I got that plastic case, baby.
That bubble case.
That Disney bubble case, baby.
I got that.
You want that?
Smell it.
Smell that.
Smells a little bit like rubber.
You know that fucking smell.
Grandma, I got you.
I'm glad somebody is investigating this.
I mean, you need to investigate your grandchildren.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want my grandchild to see things that's not appropriate.
Like, and they're gonna have to screen this movie when they, you know, rip the DVD from, uh, you know, from Pirate Bay or whatever.
Like, they're gonna have to watch this at some point before they make the copy that they sell Grandma.
Yeah.
Like, what if the kid accidentally sees it on the Roku?
I personally will not watch anything Disney until they put it back to being child-friendly.
Put it back!
Put it back, but I don't want it anymore.
Make it child-friendly again.
That's what I like.
A grown-up.
Yeah.
My grandkids are knifing me because I refuse to buy the woke Disney products.
My 27-year-old granddaughter is mad at me because I won't go to their lesbian wedding.
This is all your fault.
Yeah.
Can you imagine how much more lesbian she would be if Lightyear had come out when she was a kid?
Oh, she would have been Lightyear's more lesbian.
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