Minion Death Cult - Minion Death Water (preview)

June 23, 2022 - Minion Death Cult

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Minion Death Water (preview)

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Vanessa previews her "Minion Death Water" episode by reciting explicit bars about Barack Obama during day nine of her 16-bar challenge, claiming he wasn't her president due to her Canadian status while expressing desire. Listeners critique her use of AAVE by a white woman and compare her flow to Houston drill music, noting specific rhyming struggles with "Hawaii." Ultimately, the segment highlights intense online backlash regarding racial appropriation and technical flaws in her rap structure. [Automatically generated summary]
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Time	Text
Obama's Dilemma 00:02:25
	Hey y'all, it's the real Vanessa here for day nine of my 30 day 16 bar challenge.
	And today's topic is Obama.
	So let's go.
	I love her.
	Obama wasn't my president, but I sure want to suck his dick.
	What?
	I forgot how fast it happens.
	I forgot that she gets right into it.
	Uh, so, she's Canadian, I believe.
	Oh, yeah.
	Is that why it's not her president?
	I was wondering.
	What if she was like, yeah, no, I voted for McCain and then Romney.
	I don't agree with his politics.
	Not at all.
	But I would suck his dick for a third time if I were able to do so.
	I would reach across that aisle if you know what I mean.
	I love how she starts.
	Like, what beat is she starting on?
	You can't tell what syllable is supposed to be the one.
	Like, listen to it again.
	Obama.
	So, let's go.
	Obama wasn't my president, but... What is... Obama wasn't my president?
	Where does it start?
	I... I don't... And, like, I think... Is she trying to rhyme... Is Dick supposed to be rhyming with, like, wasn't?
	Or didn't?
	Or president?
	Let's hear it.
	Obama.
	So, let's go.
	Obama wasn't my president, but I sure want to suck his dick.
	He wasn't mine because I'm Canadian, but you know I love my chocolate man.
	What?
	Tom McDonald, watch your ass.
	Oh, she's coming for you, bro.
	Bars.
	White woman propositions Obama with perfect AAVE.
	Michelle is floored.
	Women, women, black women in Jacksonville, Florida hate this rapper.
	Fire emoji.
	This is just an interview with her mom and her mom's like, I don't know why she won't stop talking like that.
	I don't know, I don't know where she got this from.
Almost Like Houston 00:00:55
	But you know I love my chocolate man, especially one from the state of Hawaii.
	Oh, oh, you know what this is?
	This is crazy, this is like... You know, I gotta respect, she's doing this like, almost like Houston.
	It's like, almost like a Houston, uh, but kind of by way of the DMV type, like, almost drill, like with... Okay, I respect, yeah.
	Yeah, me, me, me and... What's up with me and Hawaii?
	Say Hawaii in that dialect.
	Hawaii.
	It's funny that she's changing the word to make it fit a rhyme scheme within the bar structure that she's still not adhering to at all.
	I think it's good, Tony.
	I usually don't like rap.

Time

Text

Obama's Dilemma 00:02:25

Hey y'all, it's the real Vanessa here for day nine of my 30 day 16 bar challenge.

And today's topic is Obama.

So let's go.

I love her.

Obama wasn't my president, but I sure want to suck his dick.

What?

I forgot how fast it happens.

I forgot that she gets right into it.

Uh, so, she's Canadian, I believe.

Oh, yeah.

Is that why it's not her president?

I was wondering.

What if she was like, yeah, no, I voted for McCain and then Romney.

I don't agree with his politics.

Not at all.

But I would suck his dick for a third time if I were able to do so.

I would reach across that aisle if you know what I mean.

I love how she starts.

Like, what beat is she starting on?

You can't tell what syllable is supposed to be the one.

Like, listen to it again.

Obama.

So, let's go.

Obama wasn't my president, but... What is... Obama wasn't my president?

Where does it start?

I... I don't... And, like, I think... Is she trying to rhyme... Is Dick supposed to be rhyming with, like, wasn't?

Or didn't?

Or president?

Let's hear it.

Obama.

So, let's go.

Obama wasn't my president, but I sure want to suck his dick.

He wasn't mine because I'm Canadian, but you know I love my chocolate man.

What?

Tom McDonald, watch your ass.

Oh, she's coming for you, bro.

Bars.

White woman propositions Obama with perfect AAVE.

Michelle is floored.

Women, women, black women in Jacksonville, Florida hate this rapper.

Fire emoji.

This is just an interview with her mom and her mom's like, I don't know why she won't stop talking like that.

I don't know, I don't know where she got this from.

Almost Like Houston 00:00:55

But you know I love my chocolate man, especially one from the state of Hawaii.

Oh, oh, you know what this is?

This is crazy, this is like... You know, I gotta respect, she's doing this like, almost like Houston.

It's like, almost like a Houston, uh, but kind of by way of the DMV type, like, almost drill, like with... Okay, I respect, yeah.

Yeah, me, me, me and... What's up with me and Hawaii?

Say Hawaii in that dialect.

Hawaii.

It's funny that she's changing the word to make it fit a rhyme scheme within the bar structure that she's still not adhering to at all.

I think it's good, Tony.

I usually don't like rap.