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| Hey y'all, it's the real Vanessa here for day nine of my 30 day 16 bar challenge. | |
| And today's topic is Obama. | |
| So let's go. | |
| I love her. | |
| Obama wasn't my president, but I sure want to suck his dick. | |
| What? | |
| I forgot how fast it happens. | |
| I forgot that she gets right into it. | |
| Uh, so, she's Canadian, I believe. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Is that why it's not her president? | |
| I was wondering. | |
| What if she was like, yeah, no, I voted for McCain and then Romney. | |
| I don't agree with his politics. | |
| Not at all. | |
| But I would suck his dick for a third time if I were able to do so. | |
| I would reach across that aisle if you know what I mean. | |
| I love how she starts. | |
| Like, what beat is she starting on? | |
| You can't tell what syllable is supposed to be the one. | |
| Like, listen to it again. | |
| Obama. | |
| So, let's go. | |
| Obama wasn't my president, but... What is... Obama wasn't my president? | |
| Where does it start? | |
| I... I don't... And, like, I think... Is she trying to rhyme... Is Dick supposed to be rhyming with, like, wasn't? | |
| Or didn't? | |
| Or president? | |
| Let's hear it. | |
| Obama. | |
| So, let's go. | |
| Obama wasn't my president, but I sure want to suck his dick. | |
| He wasn't mine because I'm Canadian, but you know I love my chocolate man. | |
| What? | |
| Tom McDonald, watch your ass. | |
| Oh, she's coming for you, bro. | |
| Bars. | |
| White woman propositions Obama with perfect AAVE. | |
| Michelle is floored. | |
| Women, women, black women in Jacksonville, Florida hate this rapper. | |
| Fire emoji. | |
| This is just an interview with her mom and her mom's like, I don't know why she won't stop talking like that. | |
| I don't know, I don't know where she got this from. | |
| But you know I love my chocolate man, especially one from the state of Hawaii. | |
| Oh, oh, you know what this is? | |
| This is crazy, this is like... You know, I gotta respect, she's doing this like, almost like Houston. | |
| It's like, almost like a Houston, uh, but kind of by way of the DMV type, like, almost drill, like with... Okay, I respect, yeah. | |
| Yeah, me, me, me and... What's up with me and Hawaii? | |
| Say Hawaii in that dialect. | |
| Hawaii. | |
| It's funny that she's changing the word to make it fit a rhyme scheme within the bar structure that she's still not adhering to at all. | |
| I think it's good, Tony. | |
| I usually don't like rap. |