Minion Death Cult - Minion Death Water (preview)
Aired: 2022-06-23
Duration: 03:06


=== Obama's Dilemma (02:25) ===

[00:00:00]  Hey y'all, it's the real Vanessa here for day nine of my 30 day 16 bar challenge.
[00:00:07]  And today's topic is Obama.
[00:00:11]  So let's go.
[00:00:12]  I love her.
[00:00:13]  Obama wasn't my president, but I sure want to suck his dick.
[00:00:17]  What?
[00:00:22]  I forgot how fast it happens.
[00:00:25]  I forgot that she gets right into it.
[00:00:29]  Uh, so, she's Canadian, I believe.
[00:00:33]  Oh, yeah.
[00:00:34]  Is that why it's not her president?
[00:00:35]  I was wondering.
[00:00:36]  What if she was like, yeah, no, I voted for McCain and then Romney.
[00:00:40]  I don't agree with his politics.
[00:00:42]  Not at all.
[00:00:42]  But I would suck his dick for a third time if I were able to do so.
[00:00:48]  I would reach across that aisle if you know what I mean.
[00:00:51]  I love how she starts.
[00:00:52]  Like, what beat is she starting on?
[00:00:55]  You can't tell what syllable is supposed to be the one.
[00:00:59]  Like, listen to it again.
[00:01:01]  Obama.
[00:01:04]  So, let's go.
[00:01:06]  Obama wasn't my president, but... What is... Obama wasn't my president?
[00:01:11]  Where does it start?
[00:01:12]  I... I don't... And, like, I think... Is she trying to rhyme... Is Dick supposed to be rhyming with, like, wasn't?
[00:01:22]  Or didn't?
[00:01:23]  Or president?
[00:01:24]  Let's hear it.
[00:01:26]  Obama.
[00:01:28]  So, let's go.
[00:01:30]  Obama wasn't my president, but I sure want to suck his dick.
[00:01:34]  He wasn't mine because I'm Canadian, but you know I love my chocolate man.
[00:01:39]  What?
[00:01:40]  Tom McDonald, watch your ass.
[00:01:42]  Oh, she's coming for you, bro.
[00:01:45]  Bars.
[00:01:46]  White woman propositions Obama with perfect AAVE.
[00:01:50]  Michelle is floored.
[00:01:56]  Women, women, black women in Jacksonville, Florida hate this rapper.
[00:02:01]  Fire emoji.
[00:02:05]  This is just an interview with her mom and her mom's like, I don't know why she won't stop talking like that.
[00:02:10]  I don't know, I don't know where she got this from.

=== Almost Like Houston (00:55) ===

[00:02:17]  But you know I love my chocolate man, especially one from the state of Hawaii.
[00:02:24]  Oh, oh, you know what this is?
[00:02:27]  This is crazy, this is like... You know, I gotta respect, she's doing this like, almost like Houston.
[00:02:33]  It's like, almost like a Houston, uh, but kind of by way of the DMV type, like, almost drill, like with... Okay, I respect, yeah.
[00:02:43]  Yeah, me, me, me and... What's up with me and Hawaii?
[00:02:47]  Say Hawaii in that dialect.
[00:02:49]  Hawaii.
[00:02:53]  It's funny that she's changing the word to make it fit a rhyme scheme within the bar structure that she's still not adhering to at all.
[00:03:02]  I think it's good, Tony.
[00:03:05]  I usually don't like rap.