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Jan. 18, 2022 - Minion Death Cult
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Like a chihuahua Prius drivers want to act like a big car (clip)

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So, responses to this?
On the, uh, on the floor to politics, comment section is mostly, like, liberals doing somewhat cringe dunks, you know?
About, yeah, like, one less Q Republican voter, or whatever, and it's like, well, okay.
I mean, that's the, the, him being a Republican voter is not that, that much of, like, Oh, so there's one less Republican voter in Florida.
Okay.
Yeah.
Cool.
So we got this one in the bag now.
But, uh... Yeah, so one of the top, like, comments was like... Something like, you know, conservatives and guns and anger problems don't mix.
Something like that.
Which is like, yeah, it's fine.
That's a fair assessment or whatever.
Sure, yeah.
And then somebody else was like, yeah, uh...
Find a progressive politician who's ever done something like that.
And it's like, well, who cares about a progressive politician or something like that?
This person is responding to that.
They're saying quote, find me a progressive politician who has made a similar quote mistake.
And then they have a list of progressive politicians who actually have made similar mistakes to this Republican guy.
Uh, and in that list are, uh, in this list of progressive politicians are Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler?
Wait, what were the similar things?
Did they also get in road rage incidents?
Is there like a Stalin road rage incident that is canon?
Wrong word, but you know what I mean?
Just violent individuals.
Violent, unhinged individuals.
Violent, unhinged, oh, whoa, progressives can't be violent.
What about a man named Adolf Hitler?
Yeah.
A known, um, the word socialist was used around something he thought.
Paul Pott?
So, think about that.
And Mao Zedong.
Mao Zedong.
I've seen your fucking t-shirts.
The guy in your fucking t-shirt.
That guy.
Yeah.
I love the idea that, like, Mao had, like, an anger problem.
That's why he, that's why he killed all those landlords.
Yeah, that's what it was.
It was just road rage.
It was just a bad day.
Yeah.
If somebody would have let him over that day, the landlords would have lived.
Oh, oh, oh, uh, progressive politicians or progressive voters.
Oh, they don't have anger problems.
Yeah, what about all the peasant revolts?
Yeah, history.
Everything about that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, those were all fluffy and cuddly revolts where they, where they, yeah, strung up their feudal lords.
Oh, yeah, they were so nice to those guys.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
I like, I love, that whole, that whole thing that's like the, It's almost worse than the Lincoln was a Republican thing, you know?
Yeah.
Well, the Adolf Hitler... I love Adolf Hitler being included in the list of progressive politicians.
Yeah.
That's like total PragerU brain.
That is like... It's the only way you can think that.
PragerU, TPUSA...
I bet Rush Limbaugh had some bit about Adolf Hitler being progressive or something like that, where it's beyond the whole national socialism.
It's right there in the word.
It's beyond that.
It is.
Oh, well, if you talk to Adolf Hitler, yeah, he thought he had some progressive ideas, too.
Yeah.
It's, you know, he considered himself a progressive.
He was, he considered himself an academic.
Yeah.
And it's like, I mean, I guess it's, it's good messaging because it, or not good messaging, but it's a, it's a mark of Democrats having good branding where it's like, we're the progressive, we're the nice people party or whatever.
And it's like, oh, you know who else thought he was a nice people?
Uh, Lucifer.
Lucifer.
The Fallen Angel.
The Archangel himself.
The Fallen Angel himself.
Thought he was making big moves, being all inclusive with his old challenging God, and guess what?
Yeah, Satan.
You know who's extremely tolerant?
Satan.
Satan, yeah.
You know who's intolerant?
The Bible.
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