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Dec. 27, 2021 - Minion Death Cult

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Interview with the Antichrist

Unlocked from our Patreon: This week we talk about the insane Epoch Times' "Interview with the Antichrist," a film that crams every imaginable Christian grievance into a 90 minute fake interview with satan's most powerful minion. Pure End Times Behavior

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	Hey, so we today are covering a movie that I've wanted to cover for a fairly long time.
	It's only been out for about a month, but I eagerly awaiting it.
	I was checking, you know, MovieGuy.com, TicketBuzz.biz, Popcorn, the Popcorn Squad.
	I was checking them out, waiting to see what, and none of them were, none of them were covering this.
	Had to go- Towers, really.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Physical cowards, moral cowards.
	I had to go directly to the source at the epochtimes.com.
	I think it's just epochtimes.com.
	I don't want to send anyone to the wrong site.
	Yeah.
	The actual distributors of the movie, My Dinner with the Antichrist.
	Or sorry, Interview with the Antichrist is actually what it's called.
	I had seen this movie teased in my daily, my thrice daily Epoch Times emails that I get and all that I knew that it was it was just an interview with the Antichrist and so you know going off that title I was like oh maybe this is a story about a
	An intrepid reporter who sort of goes gonzo and meets up with the Antichrist figure and then he gets seduced by him and, I don't know, bitten and becomes another Antichrist at the end of the movie or something.
	That sounds fun.
	I mean I think that would have happened but in order for that to happen this character wouldn't be so devout and Christ-like because obviously if you're Christ-like you wouldn't fall for none of that Brad Pitt shit.
	What if there was, like, a little eight-year-old girl anti-crime?
	Oh, just kidding.
	That's Greta Thornburg.
	Oh, yep, yep.
	Who, I'm surprised, is not prominently featured in this.
	Yeah, we didn't see her.
	She's about the one blind spot for this movie apparently.
	This movie has everything.
	Everything.
	So this movie is, it really goes to show you what you can do with a small budget.
	You don't need a lot of special effects.
	You don't need three locations.
	All you need is two folding chairs, two men, and a whole bunch of ideas.
	Yeah.
	And honestly, what you really need is two men who can just deliver with pure, raw talent.
	We need them to do a lot of work.
	That's what you really need.
	You need the talent to bring the story to life.
	To bring a dialogue... I've never witnessed a dialogue and been so impacted by a dialogue like this.
	It takes real, true thespians to pull this off.
	Um, this movie takes place in the aftermath of the Rapture.
	It is, you know, the world is in chaos, all the true Christians have been called up to heaven, and now one reporter is finally going to interview the president of the world, I guess?
	Yeah.
	Whose name is Joseph M. Rasputin.
	Rasputin.
	Head of the World Center Organization.
	Yeah.
	It's an allusion to the One World Government, essentially.
	The movie starts off with, you know, voiceover.
	A man came to power.
	A man who forced people to bear his mark.
	To buy groceries.
	Yep.
	Six months ago, I snagged an interview with the Antichrist.
	Uh, and then the interviewer's like this, like, you know, conventionally handsome, blonde guy with a slicked-back ponytail, who... He looks like a fucking hockey player.
	He looks like... That's what he... He doesn't... He does not look like a reporter at all.
	He looks like a hockey player.
	Well, you're so close, because Ani did some digging and found out he's actually a soft-core pornography actor.
	No way.
	He's in a movie called...
	Fishing with hookers?
	Yeah.
	He's in another movie called, I'm just trying to remember, Desert Swingers?
	Oh wow.
	That's awesome.
	Look at his, I can't remember, his last name is Groban.
	Look at his IMDB or Wikipedia or Google summary.
	He looks amazing.
	He's like a blonde Conan the Barbarian.
	Except for he's also tiny.
	Well, he's short, but he's built.
	He is built, yes.
	Okay, anyway.
	He's calling Joseph M. Rasputin the Antichrist from the beginning of this movie.
	You know, he's pitching this interview.
	You know, he's gotta juice the interview that he's giving to the world here.
	But he treats the interview throughout as like a revelation that the man is admitting to being the Antichrist?
	Yeah there's a lot of moments where he feels like it's kind of like gotcha but it's been pretty established.
	I think we pretty much know that's who this is right?
	Doesn't he say like in the beginning like you are aren't you the Antichrist?
	It's pretty on his face.
	Uh, when Joseph M. Rasputin enters the large warehouse, the, like, airplane hangar where they're recording this interview, uh, he is completely surrounded by B-movie SWAT team guys who all have assault rifles and are pointing them at each other and in every other direction while they, like, move as a single unit into the room, and it takes about 30 seconds for them to sit down.
	It's pretty badass, and they all have hats that say SWAT, but it's all the wrong font.
	Also, that's not what SWAT does.
	Of all the fake badges to make, that's an interesting one to go for.
	But yeah, the world leader does it different.
	The world president does it different.
	I think it's easier to get a SWAT Halloween outfit than it is to get, I don't know, tactical gear.
	Yeah, for sure.
	There was no plate carriers or anything on any of these people.
	So, basically, the movie is just an interview with the interviewer, whose name is Alex, by the way, and the Antichrist.
	You would think that this would be boring, but it's not.
	You learn so much about end time behaviors as we go throughout this movie.
	It's like, the essential plot of the movie is Alex trying to solve the mystery of the rapture after it already happened.
	And everybody knows that it's a rapture.
	Yeah.
	They already know the answer.
	All the devout Christians are gone.
	But this really goes into a harsh, detailed reminder of why everyone else is idiots for not being devout Christians.
	That's exactly what it is.
	It's like, hindsight is 20-20.
	Here's why you're stupid.
	Here's all the signs.
	Here were the signs.
	And it's like, Google was powerful.
	And like, Alex does recall those things a lot.
	He'll say something, you know, I do remember that being a thing.
	I do remember that.
	Yeah, so we're basically, and again, this is like a supposed interview, so the only other shots you get Are stock footage of different ethnicities watching CGI like screens, but they're outdoors.
	It's like, you know, people watching a football match in the street in front of a storefront, but they've CGI'd it to be the interview with the Antichrist.
	So you get people with like football colors on and like a mom and her toddler like walking by while he's talking about how stupid Christians are.
	That, and there's also some live footage from outside of Armageddon things happening.
	But it's just more stock footage of a riot or something.
	And it's just more stock footage of that, but they are just like, no, this is happening right now.
	Look at it.
	But it just is clearly not linear.
	One of the first questions he asks the Antichrist, he says, you've killed hundreds of thousands of people for simply possessing a Bible.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And that's that's like a common theme throughout this is like the ways that people with Bibles are punished.
	Oh yeah, this is all about how bad it is out there for Christians right now.
	That's his whole movie.
	There's an allusion to instant execution squads, and all we see is footage of tear gas being deployed in the street.
	Well, that's death gas in this scenario.
	Yeah, Zyklon B. The first, like, real hit we get, the first, like, mmm, real spicy moment is when Alex says to the Antichrist, he says, You desecrated the temple in Israel, the one that you helped rebuild.
	Why?
	Why?
	And then the Antichrist says, I am their god!
	It is that simple!
	The Antichrist, we should say, is basically a combination of Tommy Wiseau and Christopher Lambert speaking his dialogue using, like, phonetic English in Highlander.
	One of his first lines he says is, like, he has the missing words too, you know?
	He says, end of world, who care?
	Oh yeah, sorry, that line is great.
	Alex says, you're originally from Eastern Europe, is that correct?
	And he goes, true, but now I runs the world.
	Who care?
	Who care?
	Which is good, that's a good ethos to, I mean, you know, who runs the world?
	And you do learn this about him right away, and you do go Tommy Wiseau, which is a smart move, because then you have to think about the type of person who is like a Tommy Wiseau.
	Imagine if Tommy Wiseau was evil.
	What if he used the power he used to make that movie to make an honest run for the president of the world?
	It takes that type of person, and I think it really sets tone for the character throughout the rest, because you know what?
	He's downright spooky.
	Yeah, and I mean, I'm gonna be doing a lot of, like, line reading as the Antichrist here, and it's, you know, it's not funny to make fun of people's accents, you know, everybody speaks differently and that sort of thing, but this guy is the Antichrist.
	Yeah, it's okay.
	So I feel like it's okay.
	We're punching, we're not punching down.
	Well, we're punching down, but we're punching down to hell.
	Yeah.
	And that's the way to go.
	And also, it is like a vague European accent.
	So, it's cool.
	Yeah, I think he's from the Soviet Union.
	That's the country that he's from.
	There you go.
	If you take offense to it, then maybe that's on you.
	Maybe you need to think about that.
	Okay, but so back to this line that you desecrated the temple in Israel, the one that you helped rebuild.
	So this is like from End Times, you know, death cult prophecy, right?
	That the Antichrist will rebuild the temple in Jerusalem, and that's when the rapture will happen, or that's when Armageddon will happen, essentially.
	Is that correct, Tony?
	Oh yeah, totally.
	And what's good about this is, this is one of the times where they're using straight up scripture, but he's talking about, I think in this scenario, the Antichrist character Rasputin really did go with his hands and help actually literally rebuild it.
	Because every other time they reference scripture, they reference the actual book.
	They tell you what the first chapter was.
	And this time they don't because they're letting you know this is real biblical stuff that actually happened.
	We're not going to reference the Bible now because you should just know that.
	What do they call... maybe this is not your wheelhouse, Tony.
	I know you studied the scripture, but you didn't maybe keep up with it.
	Don't they they call like fake Jews they call them the cult the something cult oh I I don't know that one That's that's like what has spun out of the idea that Armageddon will be fueled by rebuilding the temple in Jerusalem I can't remember the name of it.
	Somebody will probably Catholics have like a Pretty phony, but also pretty sincere reverence for like Jewish people I Well, they, they, you know, they got a part to play in, in the whole thing, you know?
	Yeah.
	I just don't know what the nickname is.
	I don't know if the Kazakh is a nickname.
	Like I wouldn't know that one.
	The cult of Satan.
	It's called like the cult of Satan or something like that.
	Probably the cult of personality.
	That's good though.
	That's a good one.
	Um, And then, so we get a lot of coronavirus references.
	Covid-19.
	Yeah, Alex asks him, how did you rise to power so quickly?
	And he says, do you remember coronavirus in 2020?
	The media preyed on panic and fear.
	Do you know why?
	To get clicks!
	Yep, yep.
	And then he says, did you notice that there was zero discussion on God?
	Yeah.
	And Alex says, I thought that was strange at the time.
	Is that when he references like the statistic about how little Christians are doing that?
	I think that's a little later, yeah.
	He cites a statistic from an organization that helped fund this movie.
	Yeah, he's like, that line's so good, he's like, only 3% of Christians, he says 3%, only 3% of Christians were actively evangelizing during the pandemic, this according to this study, and then the Antichrist goes like, now that's an organization that does good work!
	We really hate them because we're Satan, so they're doing good work!
	There's like, there's a question.
	I don't think I wrote it down, but the Alex, the reporter asks him, he says, uh, were there any churches who were doing good work?
	And he goes, Oh yeah, sure.
	Calvary Chapel, pretty much all the Baptist organizations.
	He's like, even some non-denominationals.
	He says everybody that taught the scripture word for word is what he says.
	Yeah, everybody who covered the book of Revelations.
	But if you look at who funded this movie, Calvary Chapel funded this movie, uh, and like some organization of Baptist churches funded this movie.
	So he's just like, Oh yeah, uh, uh, our friends in Calvary Chapel, they were the true Christians.
	Pretty much most Baptist churches.
	We had some help from Living Through Christ Plumbing.
	They were a good plumbing organization.
	I think at some point they do even say like, but like not Unitarians.
	Not them.
	Then we move on to a discussion of Columbine for no reason.
	He is talking about when, like, the end times behavior began?
	Yeah.
	There's a couple references of like, of, you should have seen this coming.
	These were, these were the signs.
	Let me tell you.
	Actual, and like Columbine was one of them that he uses.
	But it wasn't, it wasn't the shooting.
	No.
	It was, that was the end time behavior.
	It was the response, right?
	It was the coverage.
	It was the media coverage of it.
	Uh, because He says that there was a video that wasn't shown by the media.
	A video that showed the Columbine shooters saying how much they fucking hated Jesus.
	And how they were actually, they were super stoked that Jesus got crucified.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like that was the problem.
	Nothing else was the problem.
	Well the media, yeah the problem was that the media didn't show it.
	And oh, they also said it's going to be an NBK morning.
	Which is a reference to Natural Born Killers, the Quentin Tarantino movie from the 90s.
	He says they didn't talk about that because the news is also owned by the production company that put that movie out.
	And that's where they stopped it.
	And then they go through the list of who owns who.
	They didn't want... CNN wouldn't show the private, like, manifestos of the Columbine shooters because they wanted to preserve Quentin Tarantino as a potential, like, script writer.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They were worried it was gonna affect sales.
	They were worried that the NBK brand was too big to be dragged through the mud by those little delinquents.
	Which begs the question, like, they never talk about it, but...
	Who does Alex work for and how did they like land this interview?
	It doesn't say it's funny because they try to imply that he's CNN.
	Because one of the first shots of the interview when he's talking, it is estimated that two billion people are watching this interview.
	Yeah.
	The numbers they throw out in this movie are so good.
	So good.
	I love them.
	But he says that The shot there is Times Square but it's CGI so that one of the big like excuse me one of the big like skyscraper TV screens is the interview, but right under it is an ad for CNN that was already in the shot.
	So it looks like it's a CNN bug, a CNN chyron underneath the interview.
	That's like the closest they get to saying what organization he's part of.
	They definitely make it seem like it's, you know, the Antichrist also wanted everyone to see it, so the Antichrist put it out for everyone too.
	Like, it is on every channel.
	You can't avoid it.
	It's the biggest thing ever.
	It's so, the reaction shots, or like, the supposed audience shots are so fucking funny because they so obviously have nothing to do with the actual content.
	Um...
	Yeah, and he says, the Antichrist spirit was alive and well in 1999.
	Did you- did you see the Family Values Tour?
	Did you- did you- Do you remember Woodstock?
	Did you- did you see when Rammenstein pulled out the fake penis and sprayed milk all over the crowd?
	No one batted an eye.
	Everything is great.
	And I loved it.
	Me and Satan loved it.
	Like, we loved it together.
	We were laughing and he was spreading his wings like in that Black Sabbath song, War Pigs.
	That we also love.
	That's actually an old time.
	We did that one a long time ago.
	Metal was kind of some pretty early kind of, we were working on some stuff.
	But yeah, just like, same wings.
	Very exciting.
	Then we get to my one of my favorite parts of the movie which is just so again he's like the interviewer is questioning him of like How could we not have seen this?
	What else were you doing?
	What else should we have seen?
	Yeah.
	What were the signs that the rapture was coming?
	And there's like a good 30 minutes of this, probably longer, 45 minutes of this movie, which is just a list of anything that has ever scared an old person in the last 20 years, which is a representation of end times behavior.
	Yeah.
	Like, it's so petty in this.
	It's so funny.
	It's so fucking good.
	I was like, so, cause you know, we were expecting, you know, oh it's the media, oh it's like the sinning, it's, but I didn't expect him to be like, uh, it's actually, it was, it was the guy who, um, the guy who got the date wrong.
	Uh, it was, it was the Christian who predicted the date wrong on the end times.
	That was part of it.
	Oh, that one's, that one's really good.
	Um.
	But then it's also like bad drivers.
	Yeah.
	It's fucking leaf blowers, dude.
	It's leaf blowers, yeah.
	One of the first things I wrote down from this list is, did you know this 30 years ago, how it was all about the customer?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Then it became about them.
	The airlines used to be our friend.
	Then they became our enemy.
	I was really surprised with that angle when they talk about 9-11, they talk about how one of the bad things was airport security.
	Airport security was one of the devil things.
	It was treating every American like a terrorist.
	But it wasn't 9-11 itself, it was the airport security afterwards.
	Well, they want to have it both ways, because they want to scare you about 9-11, because he says, Remember when the terrorists slit the throat of one passenger, and he took over the airplane?
	And it's like, oh, that's fucked up, and you're seeing, like, he shows 9-11 as one of the end time events, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	But then, he also wants to criticize the extremely right-wing response to 9-11.
	Yeah, that's what I thought was really funny, because he says, like, the best part was just like, Every American was treated like a terrorist.
	And, um, he says, like, You know, that wasn't going to happen again.
	Like, he goes, they did it one time.
	No one's going to slit a throat again on a plane.
	It wasn't going to happen.
	He says that, which I like.
	He's like, they fell for it.
	We only had to do it one time.
	Now you're suffering from it.
	Yeah, I'm like turning into fucking Rumsfeld here.
	I'm like, well, they didn't do it again because we implemented the TSA.
	But yeah, so he's talking about, you know, the airports aren't your friends anymore, people texting and driving.
	He's like, there's so many selfish drivers now.
	End time behavior.
	Now the companies, they are all brutal, rushed, all end time behavior.
	You used to be able to, you knew, you knew who you were calling at the bank.
	You didn't have to press 1 to speak English.
	It was just everything so petty.
	I love that part.
	You used to be able to go to McDonald's and order a coffee and they would serve it in an actual coffee cup.
	Now it's in a paper cup.
	End time behavior.
	Have you seen paper straws?
	They get soggy like mid-use.
	Men, men used to wear hats.
	I don't, I don't mean caps.
	I mean a hat.
	I mean a hat.
	A nice hat with a brim all the way around.
	You had to see a hatter to get one.
	You couldn't just, couldn't just go to the mall.
	End time behavior.
	Uh, yeah, they talk shit on the doomsday prophet who predicted the rapture in 2011 that you already alluded to, Tony.
	Yeah.
	And the reporter, uh, the Antichrist is like, remember, and they like name him, they name him and show video of him, uh, predicting the end time, predicting the rapture in like May of 2011.
	And the reporter Alex says, fools.
	Like he's mad at the fake Christians too.
	And the Antichrist says, exactly!
	It fit our pants perfectly!
	It made Christians look like losers!
	He says losers a lot.
	It's so fucking good.
	He calls the fast drivers losers too.
	He says losers in their $2 teen cars acting like fast and furious.
	You're trying to be fast and furious!
	They're not fast enough to outrun Satan!
	And then Alex was like, oh yeah, selfish drivers, and then references a Bible verse.
	He's like, Timothy predicted this, and then references a Bible verse.
	Another thing is it's Christmas.
	It's actually like Christmas Day or Christmas Eve during the interview.
	This isn't really elaborated or they don't spend a lot of time on this point.
	No one spends enough time on that point, honestly.
	Right.
	And that's the message here is that it's Christmas, but nobody is celebrating.
	And the Antichrist says, yeah, I killed Christmas.
	Nobody thought it was strange that we pushed Christmas Vacation or the Elf Movie, but no one talked about the birth of Christ.
	It was the beginning of the end of America.
	Yeah, he literally talks about how he, the Antichrist, won the war on Christmas.
	Yeah.
	We got rid of it.
	We started talking about presents and Santa and movies and no more about the birth of Christ anymore.
	Nobody wears a Christmas sweater that says Happy Birthday Jesus.
	They only wear a Christmas sweater that says Shitter's Fall.
	It was the beginning of the end.
	It's so petty.
	They pull no punches.
	There's things in here that I didn't expect them to... This whole thing is about how... It's not even directed at us.
	It's directed at lukewarm Christians who we talk about throughout this whole thing.
	It's directed at people who only go to church once a week.
	Yeah, who only go to church once a week.
	Just like Alex did.
	Yeah, it's directed at right-wingers who like Tom Brady too much.
	That's actually listed.
	He said, Americans put everything before Jesus.
	And then he goes, no, no, they put everything instead of Jesus.
	And then Tom Brady is one of them.
	He said, the television... At one point they're like, you know Christians watch as much TV as secular heathens.
	Did you know that?
	Yeah, he says secular heathens.
	Four hours a day.
	Yeah, it really is the... Bro, they love phone more than God meme.
	Yep.
	That's like what this movie is.
	Right here, instead of turning to God, people turn to Netflix.
	Netflix was their God, and still is!
	He talks, he's like, they upheld child pornography and you celebrated it and you still give them $11.99 a month.
	And he was just like, and we love it!
	We love it!
	A reference of course to like the pre-teen dance movie, whatever that movie Yeah.
	Which is a fairly popular form of entertainment.
	about without you know watching it or realizing that it was i mean fuck netflix i'm not defending netflix but uh the director was actually making an anti-exploitation movie that netflix then marketed as a uh you know what like dance moms type movie which is uh which i mean fairly popular it's a form of entertainment and still is usually like a anti-exploitation exploitation thing whether the moms in there know it or not but yeah it was
	it is totally blunt portion but is and is that when they go in when they he lists the amazing statistics of end-time behavior like child pornography uh i a Go ahead, what are you waiting for?
	Alex is like, yeah.
	Child pornography, the way he delivers his line is amazing.
	He says, child pornography and sex abuse have gone up by 1000% each year, according to the Department of Justice.
	Yeah.
	Up a thousand percent each year, according to the Department of Justice, leading up to the rapture.
	Because everything's leading up to the rapture that was like a year ago in this movie.
	But yeah, like, a thousand percent, my dude?
	That's the number?
	Well, that could be, I mean, that could be accurate with, like, the advent of the internet, you know, and the prevalence of, like, child pornography, but it kind of, like, I don't know, puts a stake in the heart of the argument that it's being ignored on behalf of political correctness or on behalf of, like, the elites, because if it's documented in the Department of Justice, that means that those are, like, convictions or arrests of some kind.
	No, no, those are just documented and they're ignored.
	They're just screenshots.
	Yeah.
	They're just being documented because, like, they have to know how much blood they consume.
	Yeah, but, I mean, you used to, like, You used to go to the Library of Congress and you could see like an Elvis record.
	Now it's all child pornography.
	Yep, that's all they got.
	That's why I don't even go there anymore.
	I really do love the idea that National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation was a product of the Antichrist.
	That the elf, the Will Ferrell elf movie.
	Which, I mean, to be fair, it did kind of spawn a monster in the form of Zooey Deschanel.
	This is true.
	I don't know.
	I don't know if I'm anti-Zooey Deschanel.
	I think actually I might be fine with her.
	Yeah, we all know what you think about Zoey Deschanel, dude.
	Um, yeah, yeah.
	That's what I think about her.
	I just don't like her fake singing.
	Her fake singing annoys me.
	Oh, yeah, I don't care about her singing.
	You know, I'm not even thinking of the right person.
	Do you even watch New Girl?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	I thought New Girl was, like, fine.
	Yeah.
	Except for they turned the black guy into a cop.
	That sucked.
	Uh, would you rather a white guy be the cop?
	Oh that's true, nevermind.
	Now we got a good one.
	I think it should have been the new girl.
	She should have been the new cop.
	New girl cop.
	I would watch that show.
	I would watch that character being the cop.
	What if just season 3 was like, turned into a cop drama?
	She just got a job as a cop.
	Yeah, but not like SVU, like the beat, like she's on the beat.
	Yeah, it's like her tackling the in and outs of the gritty realism of being a cop all of a sudden.
	Netflix and chill?
	I think not.
	Netflix and burn.
	Yes.
	Another line that I liked is the interviewer says, you have no mercy for Christians?
	The Antichrist says, I hate Christians with a passion!
	I think that might be a Mel Gibson reference.
	The interviewer keeps asking him, because there's like plagues going on outside while the interview is happening.
	It's like all the shit's happening, like the seals, the seals are happening.
	There's pestilence.
	The trumpets are going off.
	The trumpets are going off, all that stuff.
	Okay, hold on.
	They talk about the plague of locusts, but they talk about the locusts like the locusts are eating people.
	That's not how a plague of locusts works.
	The plague of locusts eats the food that you can't eat.
	They're talking about the locusts like people are just getting eaten by locusts.
	They're getting attacked by locusts.
	It's so good.
	That's a really good.
	I didn't I didn't think about that That's a really good point.
	Yeah, it's like oh, oh my god.
	We've just got word that people in Beijing are being Assaulted by locusts.
	Is that because of the mummy?
	Is that why they think that?
	I think that's because of the movie the mummy Yeah, I don't know, like, flesh-eating bugs are cool.
	That's a cool thing to think about.
	I would put that in a movie if I had the chance.
	If I was making a Doomsday movie, I would, yeah, I would, like, probably fudge the numbers a little bit and say, oh, the locusts, they actually eat your frickin' face, man.
	Oh yeah, they actually have a taste for blood now.
	Which you can do if you're the Antichrist.
	You can make the locusts have a taste for blood.
	But yeah, he keeps asking, he says, why are you doing this?
	Why are you doing the locusts?
	Or is there nothing you can do to help?
	And the Antichrist is like, oh, that's God.
	God's doing that.
	That's all God doing that.
	Which is true!
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Which is true because it's so funny because this movie asks you to hate the Antichrist Who is just, like, I don't know, the most successful guy who got left behind?
	Yeah.
	He's not doing any of the stuff.
	Like, it's all God who is doing the plagues and doing the, like, mass death and shit.
	But, like, he does have, like, an evil that allows him to kind of... He, like, won the seat by being evil.
	You know what I mean?
	He does have like a super, kind of like a superpower about him.
	It's just kind of implied that he is like pure evil.
	He's in league with Satan.
	I'm not saying he's not like supernatural, but all the really bad stuff is God.
	And not only that, but, you know, this Alex character's like, you know, you're not letting people get, you can't get food without the mark of the, without the mark.
	Yeah, you can't go grocery shopping.
	Don't call it the mark of the beast.
	Don't call it the mark, we call it the mark.
	Which I thought that was really funny that the Antichrist did clarify that.
	Yeah, well that's political correctness for you.
	Yes.
	I have that in my notes, mark of the beast, and then of the beast is struck through.
	Yeah.
	But like, the whole thing is, that's all you have to do to go shopping?
	Um, so like, he's not starving people, he's just saying, you have to get this mark, but they're like, no, because if I get it, then I go straight to hell.
	Yeah.
	Um, but yeah, all the plagues, the hailstones, the famine, like all of that is God, and Alex is just like, whining to the Antiquity, so why aren't you doing anything to help us?
	And he's just like, that's God, bro.
	Like, don't...
	Like, talk to him about it.
	Politicians' jobs are to, like, combat the plight of God, right?
	Like, the slighting of God, I mean.
	Like, that's why politicians are here.
	They're here to help us out from, like, reckoning of fear.
	That makes politicians sound so much cooler than they actually are.
	Like, if somebody ran, if, like, my next council member or state senator or even, uh, Federal Senator, uh, ran as, like, Godfighter.
	Like, I'm here- I'm here to, like, fix God's fucking problems.
	Yeah, I'm here to try to combat the tyranny of Christ.
	Is that... cool?
	I feel like shit.
	Alright.
	Alright.
	This guy's speaking my language.
	This guy's got the Alex vote over here.
	Um...
	He, the interviewer Alex, says you are friends with President Xi of China.
	Yeah.
	Which, Epoch Times, if you're not familiar with, the distributor of this show, is an extremely anti-Chinese Christian cult, you know?
	Yep.
	The Falun Gong is like a Chinese, like, expat Christian cult who is very anti-communist, very right-wing, and yeah, fundamentalist Christians, obviously.
	So, of course President Xi makes an appearance in this.
	Says, you are friends with President Xi of China.
	And then the Antichrist says, yes, we're best friends.
	Best friends.
	And he says, China has an army one billion strong.
	We will battle Christ to our deaths.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	I fucking love that.
	They speak of the...
	Because this whole thing is the Antichrist kind of announced that everything is going down in a year.
	The apocalypse is happening in one year and that's when they're going to quite literally battle Christ.
	It's going to be Christ versus the Antichrist and the Chinese army.
	I love that so much.
	I would watch that.
	My money's on the Chinese army, man.
	I mean, right?
	I wouldn't sell them short.
	Yeah, I mean, the power of people and a billion strong, I mean, how many angels you got?
	I think there's not that many angels.
	I think if this movie's taught me anything, there's like not that many angels.
	Yeah.
	Need another Vietnam to swell their ranks.
	Yeah.
	We need more of Alex's wife.
	Another part, I'm just kind of going through parts I like because again, there's not much structure to this.
	So fucking funny.
	He says, And the millions who disappeared in 2021, you know, referring to the rapture, uh, and the Antichrist says, that was the rapture.
	And Alex says, so you admit that now.
	Back then you said it was aliens from outer space.
	You said it was aliens from outer space?
	Yeah.
	He's like, Oh, okay.
	Cause you definitely said it was aliens from outer space.
	Cause like the president of the world had to be like, so remember those people?
	Well, like, If you're the president of the world, and millions of people get abducted by aliens, what's the game plan?
	Like, don't you gotta fight the aliens?
	If you can fight Christ, can't you fight the aliens?
	I just love it, he's like, oh, uh, aliens did it.
	Yep, that was the aliens.
	And he was kind of like, and we believed you, bro.
	Like, that's kind of the whole thing.
	There was kind of an element of like, you told us that, and we kind of believed you, but now you're gonna admit this?
	Yeah, uh, have you ever seen the television show The Leftovers?
	It's like that.
	The same thing happened.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I don't know if you finished it.
	Did you finish it?
	Did you finish the series?
	You have to kind of finish the series to understand the point I'm trying to make here about the leftovers and how it's similar to what happened in 2021.
	in 2021. - Sir, why were there four horsemen riding from the sky with lightning and thunder crashing around the sky?
	Uh, well anytime you see that, uh, it was aliens.
	Aliens, yeah.
	Anytime something like that happens.
	Actually, if I was an alien and I was aware of Christianity, I would for sure cloak my UFO to be like a flaming horseman demon in the sky.
	Hell yeah, dude.
	I want my car to have a cloaking mechanism to look like a pale horse.
	That would be sick.
	That would be so sick.
	And they do go through that, because this is very scripture-based.
	This whole movie is extremely scripted based, so they do go through every beat of the apocalypse and they say like, oh that was the third trumpet, oh that was the fourth trumpet, oh this is the eighth seal, this is the whatever seal, and some of them are happening in real time.
	and like there's the one where it's like oh that's that's the that's the ninth trumpet like demons are coming and then it shows the screen it shows like another random film of people like fleeing from flaming destruction but really poorly done like faces like yeah demon faces floating in the sky it's not moving not moving at all it's like And that shot is different from people running.
	Like, you see people running, and then it's like, what are they running from?
	And then it shows a static shock shot of, like, smoke billowing around a building or something, and you see four faces just, like, four CGI faces.
	It's like, it's just a photograph that's been digitally altered by the power of Christ.
	Power of Christ, exactly.
	Yeah, the stuff that's happening in real time is really fun to watch.
	I really enjoy that.
	More stuff about that you should have known.
	You know, you should have known it was End Times.
	Back when you had 2,000 TV channels and the only Christian channels featured really weird guys.
	Did you notice that?
	And Alex goes, yes, I did notice how weird those guys were.
	It was to make Christians look weird!
	I love that so good!
	And because they're self-aware.
	They're self-aware.
	Like, hey, I know we got some fucking weirdos representing us, but let me tell you, that's actually Satan at work making us look bad.
	We're cool.
	We're actually totally cool.
	Then he goes into the anti-environmentalism portion of it.
	That was so confusing!
	He says, we kill 100 million peaceful cows a year, but we can't kill grizzly bears or great white sharks.
	Grizzly bears and sharks kill and maim humans.
	We hate human life.
	We would choose a shark over a human any day.
	Yeah, like, we need to stop killing the cows, we need to start killing the grizzly bears and the sharks.
	Because they're ruthless killers, like, obviously we should kill them.
	And this whole thing, it's kind of supposed to be like a metaphor, right?
	It's like, you guys, you guys persecute the peaceful things, and you're not killing the actual murderous things.
	I think it's that they just actually want, like, shark fin soup.
	I think that they think it's like tyranny to not be able to kill a shark, whatever you want.
	I can't have a grizzly paw every once in a while?
	I can't eat that?
	But cows are cool?
	Hypocrites.
	He references killing sharks more than once.
	It's so, it's so good.
	Yeah, I'm gonna jump forward.
	Uh... Alex is asking, like, what the future holds.
	Like, what's the next... What's the next plague gonna be or whatever?
	And, uh, the Antichrist is like, the oceans will be filled with blood.
	What?
	And then Alex is like, but the oceans are already one-thirds filled with blood!
	Yeah, what is that a reference to?
	And then the Antichrist says, it will be the whole ocean, Alex!
	It will be the whole thing!
	Alex is like, how are we gonna live?
	And he's like, all the water's gonna be blood.
	All the fresh water's gonna be blood.
	All the water's gonna be blood.
	And you're gonna have to drink it.
	And it's not gonna taste good.
	Dude, I have that clip.
	I'll plug it in here.
	The clip is so fucking... Remember when you would lick your thumb after cutting it and taste the blood?
	It was salty.
	That is what the blood will taste like when you drink it.
	And after that?
	All of the fresh water we know will now be turned to blood.
	There is no more fresh water anywhere.
	You are essentially drinking blood to survive.
	Imagine that.
	How can anyone survive this?
	By drinking blood.
	You will.
	But it won't taste good.
	Remember when you sucked your own blood when you had a cut?
	It was very salty and tasted horrible.
	Well, you're gonna have to drink it and guess what?
	It's not gonna taste good.
	It's going to be icky.
	It's gonna be so gross.
	Uh, the shark thing is, yeah, so funny because they're arguing about, like, how much percentage of the ocean will be blood and, like, it's already one-third of the percent of the ocean.
	Well, it's going to be 100% in the future!
	That will be twice as bad!
	Again, is there a thing where people are saying that the ocean is currently one-third blood?
	No, I think because they're in the end times.
	It like... It's already started?
	It already starts, yeah.
	But then he goes, yeah, remember those animal activists?
	The ones who loved the sharks?
	They'll be in for a shock!
	They put sharks before humans!
	But now all the sharks will be destroyed!
	Think about that!
	Yeah, we're gonna really show him.
	We're gonna really show him, like, all your sharks are gonna be gone.
	He says that so much, like, think about that!
	He says that so much, which is just, yeah, let that sink in!
	Yeah, yeah, go ahead, yeah.
	And it's also, I just love every time we, his reasoning is just like, me and Satan just love it.
	We just fucking love it.
	And we hate Jesus.
	Yeah.
	We hate Jesus.
	The next thing they list on that list of seals, he's like, so what's next?
	He's like, well, it's actually COVID-20.
	He talks about COVID-20.
	- After he talks about COVID-20. - COVID-20 is going to make COVID-19 look like COVID-3. - He says, like, well, I mean, COVID-20 has already killed almost a couple billion people.
	He says almost a couple billion people.
	He's like, we're still burying the bodies almost three years later.
	It's like a couple billion, like how many people are on the earth at the end of the world?
	Because I think they're running out.
	Uh, there's, I mean, they're not Christians, so why bother counting, really?
	That's true.
	That's true.
	Um, more, like, real, like, signs of the end times.
	Something that, things that should have just triggered.
	We should have known from the beginning that the rapture was happening.
	That the great revelation was about to, we were about to behold it.
	Um, noise pollution increased because man himself was a petulant, spoiled brat.
	They even had priests gunning their Harley bikes and thinking nothing of it!
	What was that?
	And it was it was clips of like it was clips of people at like a biker bar leaving the biker bar and a dash cam of like them getting in front of a truck and the truck being kind of a dickhead.
	Yeah.
	But they're also being dickheads back and like revving their bikes and it's funny because like I don't know I feel like I just I have the wrong picture of Christians in my head anymore because I think of bikers for Jesus and like I think of so I'm saying this I'm like who is this for but it is for like the not those guys I guess because they the people who make this movie don't like those guys No.
	It's like I'm torn watching this movie because they're dunking on Christian bikers for Trump.
	Yeah.
	They even had priests revving their Harley bikes.
	Just being very loud and that was not cool.
	It rocks so hard.
	They're just like showing footage of bikers in like loud bikes.
	Thinking nothing of scaring the elderly driver on the road.
	And like, real quick, just to clarify folks, Alex is quoting this movie at that point.
	This is not one of the jokes.
	That's a real quote from the movie.
	They're being too loud and scaring the old ladies on the road.
	That's a real thing in the movie.
	It's like that episode of Parks and Recreation where Leslie's trying to get the senior citizen vote and she's like riding a rascal scooter everywhere and she's like doing the ramp up Pawnee.
	Whatever promotion or plan or whatever.
	She's like, because you know what I always say, stairs are a young man's game.
	It's like, it's like that.
	Everything is pitched directly down the center for, uh, yeah.
	Anybody who's been, who's still alive after 20 years of being afraid.
	Yeah.
	And Harley bikes are one of those.
	Again, the interviewer Alex says, why did anyone like gunning their Harley bikes to scare people?
	And the Antichrist says, pride.
	And pride is a sin.
	And then Alex says, people used to respect their neighbors.
	And then it shows footage where they talk about lawsuits and how lawsuits are bad and everybody's suing their neighbors and that sort of thing.
	But then it also goes into how gas-powered leaf blowers are one of the end-time behaviors.
	Are you kidding?
	Illegal gas leaf blowers made mourning intolerable.
	Even I hated them.
	I mean, yeah, even like me, the antichrist who loves annoying things, found myself pretty annoyed at this.
	I was pretty scared.
	The pronunciations throughout this are so insane.
	Like, the way he says, ILLEGAL GAS BLOWERS, is so, is so fucking crazy.
	I was like, you have to kind of... I was gonna save this to the end, but like, I don't know if I would recommend watching this movie.
	Because, I mean, you have to pay for it, first of all.
	We had to pay for it twice.
	You didn't have to pay for it?
	I had to pay for it after you rented it on my Epoch Times.
	Yeah, that's what I was hoping.
	You have to pay for the Epoch Times subscription, which gets you a discount for the movie, but once you finish the movie, that's it.
	You don't get to watch it again.
	You have to pay for it again.
	So after Tony watched it, I had to pay another $3.99 or $4 to rent it.
	I'm so upset that the Epoch Time has, like, both of our payment information.
	No, I... Did it charge you?
	Yeah!
	Okay, maybe that's why I had to pay for it.
	That makes sense, yeah, because I use my info online.
	But yeah, that sucks and we both had to pay for it.
	Did you ever notice 30 years ago you could go to Hollywood Video and rent a movie for 7 days for $3.99 and watch it as many times as you want?
	I've seen The Way of the Gun 13 times and I only paid $3.99.
	You can even- a friend could use the same copy as long as you got it back on time and even if you didn't, you pay a late fee, but you're a family member so you get a discount on your late fee.
	You actually get to waive a day if you're a gold member.
	Um...
	"Illegal gas leaf blowers made morning and tall-" I can't believe that's a fucking line in this movie.
	Yes.
	He goes on to say, like, in the days before the rapture, people should have been drawing closer to God during, like, the lockdown, during the quarantine, that sort of thing, but instead, you know, they drew closer to Netflix and Hulu and Facebook.
	He says, like you, Alex, your wife missed you all those days at Bible study.
	Yep.
	And then Alex says, yes, she did.
	She did.
	And I was too busy playing poker with the guys.
	With the guys.
	I was too busy cracking open cold ones.
	Because like the Antichrist clarifies, he goes like, no the people who got who got raptured went to Bible study every day and never got tired of it.
	Like your wife.
	He says something, and I didn't rewind this part, so I might be misinterpreting it or misremembering it.
	He says, like, Christians who thought they could go to Bible study at Sunday night, too, and automatically get into heaven.
	They were my favorite prey.
	Or whatever.
	Like, he's saying people who only went to church twice didn't get raptured.
	Twice a week, rather.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because it's a pretty high bar they're asking for here.
	That's what I'm saying about this.
	He's like, no, Alex, you went every weekend, but you're a lukewarm Christian.
	You gambled.
	You spent time in Las Vegas.
	Alex is like, don't even get me started on Las Vegas.
	Yeah, so his wife was raptured.
	He's alone now.
	Alex is distraught.
	Was it?
	I don't remember.
	Alex goes like, you know, because the devil or the Antichrist goes like, oh, you're by yourself, you know, oh, you were too distracted because you were still thinking about her being gone.
	And Alex is like, how did you know that?
	And it's like, dog, he's like the Antichrist.
	He's the devil's homie.
	He knows that you were sad because he knows that your wife was like raptured.
	None of this is... At this point, you shouldn't be surprised.
	You're the guy who had to give the interview with him.
	Yeah, 55 minutes into this movie, Alex is still saying, so you admit it.
	You admit that you hate Christians.
	And it's like, you started off this interview saying how you killed millions of Christians.
	And he's like, yeah, dog.
	And he's like, I hate, more than once, he's like, I hate Jesus.
	Like, I fucking hate that guy.
	That guy sucks.
	And Alex is like, wait, so you do hate him?
	Yeah, dude.
	I'll say it again.
	His classic gotcha moment.
	Um, yeah, I love when he's like, you know you can't win, and the Antichrist is like, of course I can't win, we're all just going to wind up in hell together.
	Yeah.
	He's like, okay, I actually get some motivation from him.
	He's like, I just hate Jesus.
	I hate Jesus.
	Because he is good, and I am evil, and I love what is evil, and I hate what is good.
	just just them is the rules that's what he's like that's kind of i'm the antichrist bro i gotta gotta hate jesus it's just what i do uh and then yeah i have that quote here about the percentage uh he's like it's very they're caught they're like back and forth is so weird because yeah the antichrist is like oh did you know like uh 1000 of americans had child pornography on their computers in the lead up uh to the rapture but did any
	did christians tell anyone about christ Like, that's the problem is that Christians weren't telling people about Christ.
	You know, it's like, Christians were the losers.
	Like, child porn was the winner, baby.
	Leading up to that.
	And then... It was like, oh, you got all this time to download porn, but you can't pray one time?
	But then the immediate response from Alex, only 3% of all American Christians shared their faith actively, according to Campus Crusade for Christ.
	And that's one of the organizations that funded this movie.
	Yeah, and like Andy Kravitz says, like, nah, they're great.
	I hate them.
	Ooh, if anybody could have foiled my plans, it would have been Campus Crusade for Christ.
	And then he goes, no one recognized the signs leading up to the rapture.
	I'm talking about punching an elderly woman and knocking her out.
	And they did this for a sport.
	And they show the knockout game video that I've never seen before?
	And, like, that video's nuts.
	I don't know what's happening in it.
	It's- it's cra- that video's crazy.
	Uh, it's just a guy- it's a guy walking by an old woman in a walker.
	He, like, reaches out.
	It's- her face is blurred, so you can't see the contact that he makes with her head.
	He, like, reaches out and, like, touches her temple.
	Yeah.
	And then she collapses.
	He does whatever that guy, the security guy on TikTok is doing.
	The security guy who's flipping everybody by their noses right now and ducking the gun.
	He does that to this old lady.
	And I'm not saying you should even touch an old lady at all.
	No, no.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	The video is just wild.
	I don't know what's happening in it, but he's just like, he was just like, this never, this would have never, he says, this never happened before.
	This is like, he says, this is the Democrats' fault.
	He blames the knockout game on Democrats.
	Well he says, it's crazy that he's bringing, he blames the knockout game on like end times behavior, and he even says that like Jesus foretold of the knockout game.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The Bible speaks about the knockout game, which is of course amazing, but he says, he says, They punch a 90-year-old woman for sport.
	Never in the history of humanity has this been done.
	Not in the times of Genghis Khan.
	Even Genghis Khan wouldn't have done this.
	Yeah.
	Cut to a clip of Genghis Khan yelling at a soldier saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't hit that old lady.
	What are you doing?
	Why are you hitting that old lady?
	Yeah, you gotta rape her instead.
	Yeah, yeah, them's the rules.
	I love it because it's like, who was around during the knockout game and got genuinely scared of it and is still alive right now?
	Yeah, it's a pretty thin margin there.
	It's an interesting target.
	I mean, it's, you know, I guess you can get performatively outraged about that at any age.
	I mean, it's, you know, seeing a video of a guy hit an old woman.
	That's bad stuff.
	The knockout game was like a complete fabrication.
	I'm gonna get mad at everybody who punches old ladies in the face that are, you know, unwarranted ladies in the face.
	What?
	No, but they weren't doing it for sport.
	Like, maybe they had a good reason on an individual basis to do it.
	That's why I said unwarranted.
	Okay.
	That was my qualifier.
	That was CYA.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Beating up defenseless little children.
	Never before in the history of the world had this happened.
	But it started in 2019.
	These are the events that Jesus spoke of.
	Yeah, nobody had ever beat up a kid before 2019.
	But the thing is, I feel like everyone has a story...
	The whole thing about being an old person now was that you did get beat up.
	Yeah.
	Like, that was kind of part of your story, you know?
	You did get beat up.
	Uh, there's so much here, like, again, with just...
	Like laser, laser focused on their audience.
	Before the rapture, do you realize how many elderly people were scammed by the scum of the earth?
	Yes.
	It shot up to three billion a year.
	These scammers scammed the elderly out of their life savings with no remorse, pretending they were publishers clearing house.
	It was, Alex says like, Alex says like, these scammers were ruthless like no one, like no one else before.
	He like says like, these were like the worst people.
	I forget, I forget what he said, but yeah, he's like, no, they were, they were really, this is all time high before, this is all, all time end time behavior.
	Then we get the sixth trumpet.
	We hear the sixth trumpet in real time.
	And Alex is like, oh my god.
	This is a live feed.
	And the Antichrist is like, yes, 200 million demons are currently slaughtering...
	One third of the world's population.
	And Alex is like, that's a live feed.
	God have mercy on those people.
	And it's just a shot of people standing around in like an open field watching a big screen TV.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's funny because it has one chaotic shot and then the next shot is that shot.
	And like, it's like, so are they just showing it as only one third getting slaughtered?
	I don't know.
	But Alex's panic, Alex has kind of shook the whole thing.
	He's also, he's talking about one of the next steps, the Antichrist is talking about one of the next steps is the sun will heat up the earth to 200 degrees, which is nearly impossible to sustain, to survive.
	I think that's literally like 200 degrees, like everything's done at that point.
	We're done, yeah.
	But then Alex says, and you turned off all the electricity for Christians.
	And he says, haha, there will be nowhere to escape the heat.
	Certainly no aircon.
	And I was like, what?
	I was like, I was like, what did he say there?
	What?
	And I, I rewound it and I put on caption.
	He says aircon.
	I put on the caption so early, like, and that's funny is they do verbatim captions.
	And like, it does say aircon, like that's not, Was the nickname for air conditioning, Aircon, written into the script, do you think?
	I don't know.
	I think this actor took a lot of liberties and I think that's what's so good about it.
	He kind of owned this role.
	He really did.
	Oh, absolutely.
	Do you think he's a method actor?
	Do you think he actually acted like the Antichrist leading up to the role?
	Yeah, I did actually read that the actor killed 100,000 Christians before doing this role.
	I heard he was texting while driving.
	He went and bought a Harley just to rev it.
	I heard he got a job as a waiter and he, instead of saying you're welcome to the patrons, he said no problem.
	Really stuck it to him.
	I didn't finish the thing I was saying about the recommendation about watching this movie.
	It's like, it's really rewarding if you're actually sitting in silence paying attention to it.
	Oh, extremely.
	I had so many laugh out loud moments with this movie.
	I would rewind it even to be like, did I really hear that?
	That's the thing, you don't know what you're hearing half the time.
	You really do have to pay attention to it.
	And I don't know, if you're alone and bored on a Saturday night or something, possibly worth the $7.99 rental fee for non-Epoch Times members.
	Yeah, if anybody out there is smart enough to make it happen for other people, that'd be cool.
	Because it is really funny, and I think that with captions is the best way to watch it.
	Yeah, and he describes how you'll be indoors, you'll be drinking lukewarm blood.
	Because it's so hot outside, the blood won't even be cold.
	You can't have a refreshing cold glass of blood.
	It has to be warm blood now.
	Yeah.
	Certainly no refrigerator.
	Christians do not get free refrigerators.
	Like, I love just how much they're going for the Christian persecution.
	Like, they're at all levels of Christian persecution.
	They're at the level where you're not allowed to have a Bible.
	They're at the level where you're not allowed to have food.
	They're at the level where you're not allowed to have air conditioning.
	They're at the level where you're just getting shot.
	You're getting exterminated in the streets.
	Like, what are you talking about Christians aren't allowed to have electricity?
	If you know that they're Christians, why haven't they been instantly exterminated by the extermination squad?
	Yeah, that's like one of the further seals after, like, the blood water is, well, what happened next?
	Well, after the COVID-20, we just started, they just started getting murdered by thugs.
	This is like, he says, uh, uh, thugs and thugs and bigots and government officials.
	Yeah.
	Like yeah, so you're hopeless as a Christian.
	Uh, it's, it's just funny because it's like every like, Oh, you're getting, uh, you're getting made to look like a loser.
	Also, you're getting the instant death in the street.
	Like it's, it's all levels of persecution.
	Whatever feels most real to you.
	So much good.
	This movie like had me losing my fucking mind.
	Um, You made Bibles exchangeable for food.
	And he's like, uh, hell yeah we did.
	And it worked like gangbusters.
	They were killing people for their Bibles.
	It was the greatest exchange ever.
	It actually made people shoot Christians to get their Bibles.
	And it's just like every fantastical like persecution complex you could imagine.
	We turned Bibles into oxygen and threw Christians into the river and then they had to breathe the Bible in order to survive but that would destroy the Bible so they chose to drown.
	At one point he says, like, you made it so you can turn your Bible in for $1,000.
	It's fucking everything.
	Imagine you kill someone for the Bible to get some food when you couldn't wait a couple weeks.
	And kill someone to get a Bible for $1,000.
	Well, I mean, a loaf of bread is $100 now.
	Oh, that's true.
	I mean, a loaf of bread is $100 now.
	Oh, that's true.
	That's only 10 loaves of bread.
	Ani was saying you should get a tattoo of a loaf of bread that says, I say it should say $35, and then that's crossed out, and then $100.
	It's gonna say $30 plus tax equals $100.
	First, the bread was really expensive.
	And then that's crossed out.
	And then $100.
	It's going to say $30 plus tax equals $100.
	Because he describes it.
	He's all, first, the bread was really expensive.
	And then it was really, really expensive.
	And that was for the non-Christians.
	You still couldn't get that expensive bread if you were a Christian.
	You had to have the Mark of the Beast.
	But another sort of passage, another section of the movie really pricked my ears.
	I really perked up when I heard this.
	He talks about how the age leading up to the rapture was the age of the shyster.
	Oh yeah, he's like, the shysters were everywhere.
	Like your shyster dentist who would make up cavities.
	He says, the shyster dentist, always looking for a cavity.
	Alex goes...
	Not my dentist.
	My dentist was not a shyster.
	He says, my dentist wasn't a shyster.
	And the anti-christ is like, that's because he was a true Christian, wasn't he?
	Yeah, he got, he got, uh, oh my, how do I not know the word right now?
	Rapture.
	He got raptured.
	He got owned by God.
	That's how you know he was a good Christian.
	That's why he wasn't a shyster.
	Yes, he vanished in the rapture.
	Please help me, my dental hygiene is tanked since he left.
	It's okay, you're not eating anything anymore so your teeth are not going to get that messed up.
	So the Antichrist is the god of the Jews in Israel.
	He also really likes shyster dentists.
	Yeah.
	Very interesting.
	He says the word shyster in this more than I've said it on this episode.
	Yeah.
	He says it like a dozen times.
	He's like shyster plumbers.
	Shyster tax accountants.
	Yeah.
	Everybody.
	Mechanics.
	He goes on everybody.
	Everybody who gets to write their own bill.
	Everybody who gets to bill you is like a shyster.
	Well, it's weird because it is like... So, like, anti-Semitism is called the socialism of fools, right?
	It's like a worldview that explains exploitative relationships, you know, between higher classes and lower classes, but purely through the lens of Jews are bad.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	This movie does that and then also adds in, like, the antichrist it's all it's jews but it's also the antichrist making your airline be non-responsive to the customers Yeah, they're in cahoots.
	And in case you don't believe us, here is the Antichrist himself telling you that it is the Shyster Airlines.
	It's like soft anti-capitalism.
	It's like nostalgic.
	It's kind of like fascism, essentially.
	It's like nostalgic foreign age of capitalism that was more...
	The prosperity was shared I guess more among a certain class of people you know it's it's like hearkening back to the good old days when a handshake deal meant something and you know the uh the business they weren't trying to uh you know get every ring every last cent out of the customer or whatever and it's like you could easily explain why
	It's that way now and why it wasn't that way back then, uh, via a few different lenses, lenses of, um, you know, racism and also the lenses of like capitalism, not having, uh, much more to grab, you know, grabbing from fewer and fewer sources at this point.
	Uh, but you know, it's explained, uh, it's because the devil, the devil took over the boardrooms and that's why, uh, they're suddenly concerned with profit now.
	Obviously.
	Before they just wanted to serve the customer.
	They were doing good things.
	Now they're just trying to make money.
	Disgusting.
	Uh, he lists everything he tried to seduce Christians with, or, like, he tried to make Christians stray from Christ with before the rapture.
	Uh, and it's- it's so good.
	He says, like, Inflated bills!
	Lawsuits!
	Diabetes!
	Cancers!
	Asthma!
	Noise pollution!
	Loud neighbors!
	Car troubles!
	Computer viruses!
	Scheme artists!
	They hate scam artists.
	Somebody involved in this movie got scammed real hard.
	Well, again, it's their target audience.
	Think about identity theft.
	Think about credit card theft.
	All of that shit.
	Who do they target?
	This movie hates scam artists because they're going after the same target.
	They're going after the same scope of people.
	They're literally messing with their resources.
	The more they get scanned, the less they can give to me.
	Uh, honey?
	I tried to watch this movie, but it asked me for my credit card number?
	Yeah.
	But I watched it yesterday, and I already gave it a credit card number!
	It's okay!
	I watched the movie, and from what I understand, they're not gonna be scanning us, so go ahead and give it back.
	Give them the number again.
	They probably just forgot it.
	I signed up for 99 cents, and now there's a bill for $149.99 on my credit card!
	Tony, remind me.
	I really need to, like, cancel whatever... however many subscriptions Epoch Times signed me up for.
	Oh, absolutely.
	Yeah, for sure.
	Uh, the Democrats gave me complete control after the rapture.
	And then Alex says, are you saying they were run by demons?
	Are you saying they were demon rats?
	That was, that was the, uh, that was Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the screen, uh, meme for me right, right there.
	Uh, and then, yeah, he says, are you saying they were run by demons?
	And the Antichrist says, ha ha ha!
	Of course!
	Yeah, everything is duh.
	Everything is like, of course you fucking idiot.
	Like, come on.
	Was that the rhetorical question?
	Uh, and then he says, he says, the Democrats were not the Tip O'Neill 80s party.
	Yeah, yeah, he does say that, yeah.
	Like, if I weren't familiar with, like, Chris Matthews, like, if I hadn't watched at least a few episodes of Chris Matthews on MSNBC, I would have no idea what the fuck he just said.
	Like, I had to think about it and I was like, oh, he said Tip O'Neill.
	Yeah.
	He's referring to like the 1980s Democratic Senate leader, Tip O'Neill, who I believe made across the aisles deal with like 80s Republicans, like Reagan Republicans.
	I mean, he was the most powerful Democrat, like, during the Reagan administration, so that says a lot, you know?
	But yeah, like, they... According to the Antichrist, like, shit really started in the 80s.
	Like, that's really... He says... Well, he says 80s, but he specifically says 1994.
	Yeah, 1994!
	Yeah, what happened in 1994?
	Well, so Clinton was elected in what, 92?
	92.
	I think maybe NAFTA was 94?
	That would make sense because that is... NAFTA is one of the... Like, my grandma has referred to NAFTA when it comes to end time stuff.
	Hey, I mean, I can get with him on that.
	Yeah, yeah, right, right?
	Yeah, Clinton was elected in 92.
	Let me see...
	Yeah, I don't- I- NAFTA would make sense.
	Because it is like a glo- globalism.
	No, NAFTA was 93.
	Uh, I don't know.
	I don't know what 94 is a reference to.
	Oh, the first World Trade Center bombing?
	Maybe?
	Uh, I don't know.
	Oh, The Chronicle was released.
	Oh.
	That's what it was.
	No, World Trade Center bombing was in 93 as well.
	I don't, I don't know.
	When did Four Non Blondes release their album?
	When did What's Up come out?
	92.
	No.
	Wow.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	This is deep cut stuff.
	I don't know why, yeah, why 94.
	Maybe it was a midterm... Oh, did they impeach Clinton in 94?
	Was that the scandal?
	No, that was in the second term.
	98.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	The 94 crime bill?
	But that's not what they're referring to.
	I don't think so.
	No way.
	Okay, anyway, so this is when we get to like the actual more narrative stuff happening between Alex and the Antichrist.
	It's kind of the climax of the movie.
	Alex has already shown the Antichrist that he did get the Mark of the Beast.
	He shows like a wrist tattoo that looks kind of like Morse Code.
	Barcode almost?
	Yeah, it looks like a DNA strand or like DNA sequencing or like a Morse Code or something like that.
	And he's like, oh yeah, of course I have the Mark of the Beast.
	They even say the 666 more than once.
	Yeah, but I don't think they want to show that on screen, maybe.
	Yeah, but I'm saying maybe it's like a series of 3-6 lines, you know?
	Oh yeah, maybe.
	Speaking of, just so everyone knows, I am currently not watching the verses of Bone Thugs and 3-6 Mafia to do this episode.
	So, Merry Christmas.
	But then later, He, uh, the Antichrist says, why didn't you get the Mark of the Beast?
	Oh, yep.
	Yep.
	And Alex is like, oh, what?
	I did get the Mark.
	I showed you.
	I showed it to you.
	And he's like, ah, ha, ha.
	I know better.
	Alex.
	Oh no, no, no.
	He says, uh, yeah, he says, why, you know, why didn't you get it?
	That's, that is a temporary tattoo.
	That is a rub on.
	You went to the henna, you went to the henna office and you got that tattoo.
	And then Alex reveals, he's all, you are a born again Christian.
	And then Alex reveals, yes, I did, I did submit to Christ or whatever.
	And he pulls out his other sleeve and it's got like a really shitty cross tattoo on it.
	But that isn't, there are, there are so many Christians that have that exact cross and that exact placement, like on his wrist, like on the inside of his wrist.
	I mean, you, if you're an American, you have to either get that or the Deathly Hallows.
	Yeah, it's one of those two.
	You gotta choose yours.
	I love that, because it's like, no, no, no.
	I do have a real tattoo to show my faith.
	I don't have your fake tattoo to show that faith.
	With all this talk about scripture or whatever, it's like, aren't you not supposed to get a tattoo?
	I don't know.
	I don't know, because actually, you know, just to like, Because just to talk about scripture, I don't think that tattoos are really mentioned in it too much because they weren't a thing yet.
	But it's one of those many things.
	But a lot of people do infer like, oh, your body's a temple.
	True to respect, you know.
	But one of my favorite scripture things they say... I think the body is a wonderland.
	You know, I have been told the body is a Wonderland.
	I also think... My body is a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one... No?
	I don't know that.
	Oh.
	Arcade Fire.
	I liked it.
	It was good.
	Watch the fan-made music video featuring footage of... Which movie is it?
	It's maybe the good and bad and the ugly?
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	Eternal sunshine in the spotless mind.
	That's a different thing that's also very profound for my age and racial demographics.
	Yeah.
	One of the things that you say about Scripture that I like a lot when they're talking about how everyone's being too politically correct, they say like, well, isn't Scripture supposed to be offensive?
	He says, inoffensive Scripture is not Scripture at all.
	Like, you have to piss people off with your things.
	Oh, I thought that was really funny, because they get that out of the way right away.
	We're going to bring some hot takes this whole movie, is what they're going to say.
	But yeah, he admits, no, no, no.
	I, in fact, did not get saved.
	I did not get your mark.
	I got saved.
	I have a different tattoo.
	Yeah, well, the inoffensive scripture thing is good, because it gets to, like, It kind of does get to a weird truth about Christianity or like, at least somebody who is actually invested in a project that's outside of, you know, the current cultural or social climate.
	Which is that, yeah, if you're like an outspoken Christian or if you're an avowed, like actually practicing Christian, somebody who tries to follow, you know, the teachings of Christ or whatever, you're not going to be popular.
	Like those, don't get me wrong, like the teachings of Christ are mostly pretty good.
	Like Christ himself, like... He got some bangers for sure.
	Those are mostly good, but if you were to actually live that way in society, yeah, you wouldn't be popular, which is funny that they're acknowledging that because, like, all of these people, like the cultural right, there's nothing they want more than to be popular.
	They're just, like, so desperate to be On top culturally.
	Influentially cultural yeah.
	They want to be popular but they also want to make sure like that they know that you know they're also persecuted.
	Like what we they they are like the silent majority all the time but they're always being persecuted.
	Well I think they're being pers when they talk about how they're being persecuted they're being persecuted culturally.
	Because they do have, like, the judiciary, they have crazy amount of representation in Congress.
	The way they cry wolf, the way they, like, these crocodile tears, have mostly to do with, like, there aren't enough Christian TV shows.
	Or, like, the Christians on TV, they look weird, they make us look like losers, you know?
	That sort of thing.
	Like, if they were culturally dominant, they would absolutely not take the persecution route whatsoever.
	It's only the persecution route because they know they've got it pretty good at this point.
	At the very least, like, subconsciously.
	But that argument that, oh, we should be unpopular as Christians, It's not going to really, like, strike a lot of hearts, I don't think.
	Yeah.
	You're right, yeah.
	Like, no one wants that.
	Double sign up.
	Like, these people are invested neck deep in the culture war.
	Like, what they want is for their Presence to be represented in serial commercials and on the cover of Sports Illustrated, you know, they're they're not trying to like Detach from society decouple from society at all Not in actuality.
	So he professes that, oh, he's actually a born-again Christian, and the Antichrist is like, oh, I'll be the bigger man.
	I won't kill you for being a Christian.
	You can keep asking your questions.
	Yeah.
	But then he's like, Alex.
	Would you like a steak?
	Hold on, real quick.
	Right before that, right after he gets exposed for the fake tattoo, you hear a boom.
	And the Antichrist is like, that's a nuclear bomb.
	Alex, he's like, what is that?
	And he's all, that was a nuclear bomb.
	That was a nuclear bomb.
	And Alex is like, wait, for real?
	And the devil's like, yeah, dawg.
	Yeah, it was a nuke.
	It was a nuke.
	And like, that's it.
	And then, that's why this next thing you're saying that happens immediately after is even more wild.
	That was a nuke of the bum.
	That was a nuke.
	Alex, would you like a steak?
	Alex is like, why do you ask?
	You look very hungry.
	And then Alex says, like solemnly, like with, with, you know, a lot of pent up emotion, just like he really means it.
	He says, I would, I would love a steak.
	I would really love a steak.
	And then the Antichrist says, sure, just as soon as you take the mark.
	Come on, all you gotta do is take the mark.
	And then Alex says, - He really pushes it on him. - Alex says, "Oh, pass!" - I'll pass, yeah.
	The Antichrist goes, are you sure?
	And then he like nods to the left off screen and a fucking waiter appears holding a steak in front of Alex.
	I lost my fucking mind when this happened, dude.
	I was like, there's no fucking way.
	He's like, it's hot and fresh.
	Dude, he says, it's, it smells great, doesn't it?
	Doesn't it?
	That's fresh and hot.
	Now, now there is like a weird, uh, maybe lost in translation thing that happens here, but I do, I don't know cause it is the Antichrist.
	He says it's made from the best chef.
	It's made from the best chef like in the world or something like that.
	Yeah.
	Which kind of makes me think, is that, wait, is that like, Is that chef meat?
	Is that like, are you eating person?
	Think about all the good meat that chef has eaten.
	If he's the best chef in the world.
	Yeah.
	And think about how his meat must taste.
	Probably amazing.
	It's probably fantastic.
	And you're probably used to it because you're drinking all this blood by now anyways.
	Oh no, you're not drinking blood yet, but you're gonna be drinking blood, so you better get used to this human steak.
	What if, uh, what if he said, hey, are you sure you don't want a steak?
	And then he nods off screen and then Salt Bae comes?
	He's got like a big saber and he's slicing off chunks of it.
	He's like throwing pieces of steak at Alex's face but he can't eat it because he doesn't have the mark.
	No, not the salt!
	Don't do the salt motion!
	I feel bad for that guy at this point because he still has to... I think there might be a price to get him to come do it at your table at this point, but he doesn't even look stoked to do it anymore.
	He just looks sad.
	Well, it depends on how you look when they're filming.
	If you look like the weird, skinny, closet-dwelling, fedora-libertarian guy, he probably doesn't look too happy when he's doing it.
	Yeah, he looks bummed.
	I showed that video.
	Do you know which video I'm talking about?
	Oh yeah, of like, yeah, of like the young pickup artist looking guy?
	Yeah, who's like eating alone, who bought a Salt Bae dinner for himself, what is it, like $5,000 or $10,000 or something?
	Probably.
	And he's like...
	Trying to keep a straight face, but he's smiling at the same time, but he's also like looking very socially awkward at the same time He's got like his hands clasped in front of him because that's the polite way to sit, you know I showed this to Ani and she was like is this like a Is this like a Halloween sketch?
	Like are they dressed up as these characters?
	No.
	No?
	No, they're just both like really uncomfortable right now.
	Yeah, it's so uncomfortable.
	It would have been better if the steak was like, like gave Alex a steak and then the steak was like vegan.
	That would have been even better.
	That would be the ultimate, the ultimate own on him.
	Cause he loves the cows, like Satan loves the cows earlier, remember?
	It is weird, like it's hard to tell.
	Maybe it's shark steak.
	The Antichrist is like the mouthpiece for the producers of this movie, but sometimes he's doing it in the negative and sometimes he's doing it in the positive.
	Yeah.
	Like he's remarking negatively about the knockout game.
	You know what I mean?
	Like he's saying how bad the knockout game is, but that's why he loves it.
	Yeah.
	So when he says, we kill millions of peaceful cows a year, it leads you to question what the motive of the writer is in that sentence.
	Well, I think he is trying to be like a SJW, like save the cows, but because he's evil, he's also like, but kill the sharks, because conservatives still want to protect sharks and bears, I think.
	So he's like, we gotta kill those bears and sharks.
	Yeah, I think you're right about that.
	The last thing before we get into like the final scene that I wanted to talk about was He said he's talking about superheroes and about America's obsession with superheroes.
	Yeah.
	And he essentially says that like one of the signs of the end times is that there's no Jesus comic books.
	Oh, I mean, we got some news for you, bud.
	Right.
	Well, Pigman, I guess, has to do it because Jesus isn't allowed to.
	Yeah.
	Is there no Jesus comic book?
	There has to be one that's just of Jesus, right?
	Uh, are there any Brian's bookstores still open?
	Oh, there has to be, right?
	That's where you would find it.
	I just imagine there being, like, Uh, a Biclops-esque, like, product bi- Like, bi- There's gotta be, like, a Bible man.
	You know?
	Oh, dude.
	There's a- There's a- The Epic Bible, and it's, like, comic book version of the Bible.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, but yeah, no, but- But yeah, not- Not current day... ...saving the world looks like.
	And then he literally says, the Antichrist literally says, Marvel was end times behavior.
	End times behavior.
	Which, I- I can't argue with that.
	I'm about to get into some serious in-times behavior this weekend, I think.
	What are you going to see?
	I don't know.
	I might just watch some Marvel flicks.
	I might, you know, binge the last couple, you know?
	The last few.
	End it with some Infinity War and stuff.
	Endgame.
	Real talk, I'm like low-key into the Marvel series.
	The Marvel movies are, for the most part, pretty fun.
	I'm A-OK with them as action-adventure movies.
	The corny parts that people make fun of are generally pretty corny, but you can say that all you want.
	I'm so much of a film buff and I'm so above everybody that I'm like, yeah, all movies are bad in the way you're talking about.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And I just managed to, I'm the bigger person and I enjoy them anyway.
	For some reason the other day, we were on the Disney Plus channel and Penny was like, oh like your favorite has a show now.
	The Disney Plus channel?
	Disney Prime.
	You know, we were on the thing.
	That's not how it is to say.
	We were browsing Disney Plus Interface and there's like a Hawkeye show and Penny was like, oh, like your favorite.
	I'm like, I don't fucking like Hawkeye.
	What are you talking about?
	Yeah, she just intuited that based on your demeanor.
	Don't you just love him?
	I'm like, no, I don't like him.
	He's like, I don't know why.
	I just don't.
	Like, don't say that about me.
	I would watch a Hawkeye show if it's like the edgy, goth Hawkeye where his wife and kids are dead and he's just murdering people.
	Nope, it's the one in the movies.
	It's that guy.
	Uh... I wish the Spider-Man sequels were as good as the first Spider-Man... Marvel Spider-Man.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This next one was pretty wild.
	Did you see the one with Jake Gyllenhaal?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I didn't like that one.
	Jake Gyllenhaal's fucking crazy in it, so that was interesting, but not as good.
	I've like almost forgotten about that series at this point.
	I want to see the Doctor Strange Spider-Man one.
	I bet that one's going to be trippy.
	It's going to be fun.
	I think we love Tom Holland now.
	We're cool with him.
	He seems like a real sweetheart.
	He's good in Civil War, he's good in the first Spider-Man, and he's good in the Avengers movies.
	I saw the first Doctor Strange in 3D, in theaters, by myself, drunk as hell, and it was so fun.
	So much fun.
	That sounds really fun, yeah.
	I wouldn't want to be wasted for that.
	The 3D works even better if you're drunk.
	Oh yeah, I think so.
	I think it tricks your mind a little better.
	It's like, you know how you put on drunk goggles, you know, when you go to the Explore Center?
	Discovery Center or whatever?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's like having the drunk goggles on and then putting 3D goggles on top of it.
	It's weird going there as a parent.
	You're like, nope, this is not how it is.
	This is not how at all it is.
	That lady over there is blurry.
	That's not how you can usually see people.
	So the last scene in this movie is we cut forward three months.
	The Antichrist lets Alex live because he wants him to suffer, you know, the last year of pestilence and plague and all of that.
	But he only makes it three months.
	We cut forward three months to what is very obviously just the alley behind the airplane hangar where they filmed the rest of this movie.
	Yeah.
	And Alex is staggering and doing... I think it's a voiceover.
	I don't think it's like... Yeah, it's a voiceover.
	Yeah, it's a voiceover where he's like, I'm so hungry.
	I'm starving because I refused to get the Mark of the Beast.
	And then he like falls down and some random guy comes by.
	He's like, bro, what's wrong with you?
	He's like, I'm hungry.
	Yeah.
	And he's like, dude, there's a grocery store right over there.
	Yeah, come on, just go get some food.
	And he's like, I can't buy groceries.
	I don't have, they won't let me.
	And then the guy is like, wait, are you a Christian?
	Yeah.
	He's like, yes.
	And he's like, bro, you're a fucking loser.
	Yeah, you're such a loser.
	He calls him a loser.
	He's like, you're such a loser.
	Like, what are you doing?
	You're dying instead of getting a little tattoo.
	Yeah.
	Oh, like what?
	You couldn't get another fake one?
	What happened?
	And then he says something that I didn't understand because I think I had too many glasses of wine at that point, but he's like, a loser can't lose that which he chooses to never give up.
	And I was like, what?
	What?
	Yeah.
	I'm too drunk to understand what that sentence was.
	And then he dies.
	Yeah.
	And then Alex just dies like face down in the alley and he's like, I'm so glad I made it this long.
	And Martha and Jesus, I will see you soon.
	Her name is Karen.
	Her name is Karen, just for the record.
	His wife's name is Karen and that's why she went to heaven.
	Karen!
	Jesus!
	I'll see you soon!
	It's like the end of the Under Earth song, where he says, I'll see you soon.
	No?
	Okay.
	I wouldn't know.
	I have good taste in music.
	Hey, you know, I once liked Lena Under Earth a lot.
	You could have at least said Zayo or something.
	No, there's just a song where he says, I'll see you, like talking to dead people.
	It's like, I'll see you soon.
	Yeah, and then he dies, and it cuts to black, and I was like... I was so hoping we would get a shot of him in heaven.
	But we didn't.
	And it just went to the credits.
	Yeah, yeah, and that was it.
	Then it was over, and they went to a bad song.
	Yeah, it went to a really emotional, sensitive Christian song.
	That's the episode, that's the movie.
	The interview with the Antichrist.
	Yeah.
	Phenomenal flick.
	I, once again, would recommend this if you actually want to pay attention to it.
	It's pretty laugh-out-loud funny.
	Very funny.
	Especially the part where he's like, The humans cared more about sharks than humans!
	Bizarre stuff.
	But, you know, you probably heard the best parts during this episode.
	So...
	Take that for what you will.
	Thank you for supporting the show.
	Again, possibly an irregular release schedule.
	Did you have some more stuff, Tony?
	No, not really.
	It's just very funny.
	The whole thing is just very funny.
	Like I said, I just love how they pulled no punches.
	This was the most actually Christian thing I've ever seen.
	Where they really didn't let anyone off.
	They got mad at everybody, including other Christians.
	They made fun of lukewarm Christians a lot.
	The Antichrist said the phrase lukewarm Christians like a dozen times.
	Yeah, and like, again, I just love, um, I love the guy who played the Antichrist.
	I love the people who, people who saw this movie who were talking about how they loved it.
	They thought he just acted his pants off.
	Um, and I, you know, I have to agree.
	He was amazing.
	There were two actors in this movie and he was definitely the greatest of them.
	Oh yeah, Alex was not good.
	Alex was not a good actor.
	No.
	Um... Yeah, awesome movie though.
	Good, good, great, great flick.
	I'm really nervous about COVID-20.
	The cable companies used to offer simple channels.
	Now you look at your bill and it's incomprehensible.
	What is this V for?
	What is that V for?
	That is classic End Times behavior.
	Why does this come up on the television guide if I don't actually have the channel?
	You try to use your remote control, but auxiliary is different now.
	It means something different.
	What happened to a simple TV slash video button?
	Where are the buttons on the TV anyways?
	They're on the back?
	Now on the side?
	Why does this remote control have a red triangle A, blue diamond B, yellow square C?
	What do they do?
	What do those buttons mean?
	That's actually a great question, actually.
	If you know the answer to that, go ahead and let me know.
	I want to say my heart tells me they're programmable.
	You can program them.
	I've never figured out how to do that, though.
	In the limited time I've had at my grandparents' cable box.
	Yeah, I think so.
	I like JustGuyTV, and it has, like, branded buttons, and I hate it so much.
	Yeah.
	Uh, yeah, but yeah, you got a great, great flick.
	It does not have an Epoch's Time button yet.
	One day.
	Dude, somebody I delivered to, a doctor whose, um, medical practice I delivered to, He was getting paper copies, like magazine copies of the Epoch Times and had them displayed on his side table and I was like oh my god.
	This was like over a year ago and I was like oh my god.
	Watch that space.
	Well, actually, that's good.
	It's good to go there, because then you know you're not going to be shy-stered into, you know, getting a bad bill.
	They're going to just give you, like, a clean bill of health if you need it, if you got it, and if not, you know, they'll only charge you for what they need to fix.
	Just the basics.
	Just what you pay for is what you get.
	Yeah.
	Uh, yeah.
	Thanks for listening, folks.
	I hope you enjoyed the episode, and bye.

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