The one and only Anje came on to help me talk about the legendary Lone Star episode "2100" the LAVA EPISODE!!! We talk satin, scorpions, and sloughed off skin when a dormant volcano decides to erupt under Austin.
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| And so you might be thinking, Oh, what's going on with, uh, with that old pool party? | |
| Not a pool party. | |
| Meanwhile. | |
| Um, and so I goes to the pool party and this is where my heart kind of breaks because fucking sweet, sweet Ellie apparently is like the best person in the world because she didn't just sit there with his hand in her hands, her glove hand in her hands. | |
| She like got him out of there and saved him. | |
| I don't know if we know if he lives. | |
| Did we know if he lived? | |
| No, so he... There's like no way he lived, right? | |
| Tishbag Chad. | |
| Chad boils to death in the pool, but she tried to get him out. | |
| She tried to save him out. | |
| She, like, tried to bodily go into the water to get him out, like the fucking grandma in Dante's Peak. | |
| She, like, pulls one of those moves. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She hurts herself. | |
| She grievously hurts herself to try to... She's got, for sure, second or third degree burns on, like, her thigh or her arm. | |
| I don't think it's because it's Chad, though. | |
| I think it's because she's a good person. | |
| It's... | |
| Yeah, as who was it, Spencer? | |
| Spencer, yeah. | |
| Spencer's like, she tried to help Chad out of the water. | |
| I tried to stop her, but she's a really good person. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| And so this whole, this is the scene I don't care for right here. | |
| This whole thing is happening where they're like, Trying to tell you that like oh well Spencer actually has got Ellie in the bag now because uh he's like speaking to her and it's like helping her heart rate out um and like like keep talking keep talking yeah keep talking yeah all this stuff and and uh oh she's like oh is that is that is that your girlfriend and he goes like like I wish Yeah. | |
| Or something like that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And this whole thing is to be like, oh, now they're together. | |
| And it's like, guys, that's called trauma bonding. | |
| Don't do that. | |
| It's not healthy. | |
| If you do do that, you need to acknowledge that that's happening because it's not healthy. | |
| You don't meet people like You don't meet people in like an emergency situation or like a you know something awful happening and bond over that and that's like your romantic start or like friendship start even. | |
| That is the sun that you orbit around baby. | |
| Yeah it's not a smart thing to do. | |
| do it's called trauma bonding it's not healthy at the very least it needs to be acknowledged so i hope for ellie's sake that she's not like well now i'm this like terribly scarred hideous looking woman because i was already a four and now i have scars so i'm gonna have to like i'm gonna have to let spencer love me yeah this is what you deserve so fuck it's It's so dark. | |
| Right? | |
| But it's like, that's the thing that happens on TV and shows all the time. | |
| It is absolutely played off as being like a Disney, like, you know, good people find true love in the end. | |
| Totally. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| They prevail because they were like, true love. | |
| Which like, honestly, like, If Ellie wanted to get dicked down by Chad, and like, good for Ellie. | |
| Like, we don't know Ellie's life. | |
| Ellie might have been playing Chad the whole time. | |
| Like, we don't fucking know this. | |
| Ellie might have her own triangle strategy. | |
| I think Ellie knows exactly what she's doing. | |
| Ellie's bad. | |
| We love Ellie. | |
| So, luckily, everything's going to be fine because Ellie and Spencer are going to get together. | |
| And Spencer is just kind of on cloud nine right now. | |
| And this is why this is the greatest show of all time, because Spencer's on cloud nine, and then there's an explosion from kind of far away. | |
| And everybody kind of looks up, and the biggest fucking, like, 45-pound lava boulder just fucking blasts onto his chest. | |
| Just like a big-ass, like... Like a meteor. | |
| I don't even know what... It's like a football-sized chunk of lava just hits him center in the chest. | |
| It's like an eternity stone. | |
| It fucking lodges itself into his chest. | |
| So that happens, and it is just like... |