Who says it's not a hate crime against us, against Fox News? (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast app every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode. This week we cover a heinous attack on Christmas, Christianity, and whiteness itself: the burning of the Fox News Times Square American Christmas Tree Also: Hannity viewers grapple with Comrade Sanders demanding that medicare cover dental benefits for seniors. Hey Bernie, unlike you, I actually take care of my teeth!
There's an article from Sean Hannity.com or just Hannity.com rather.
I want to send people to the right website.
This is Hannity.com as in Sean Hannity though.
The link is horizontgiesicação.com
In case anyone wants to read the article for themselves, which I encourage people to do.
Make sure we're doing it right.
Check our work for us.
I do feel confident that you can go ahead and rewind a little bit and hold it up to the talk type, talk to type, and you'll be fine.
We'll get it in there.
Dude, did you update your iOS?
No.
The new update, it can read text and images.
Oh yeah, I haven't used that.
Nevermind, I have an update.
I haven't tried it though.
Yeah.
It's weird.
Yeah, I've been waiting for this.
I'm waiting for it because I hope I can now search all my photos for like specific comments that I've screenshotted.
Oh, that's so true, huh?
Yeah, it's weird though.
It's weird because I have so many screenshots of comments.
When you go into your photos, you can highlight all the text in the photo, like as if it's actual text.
I did it on accident.
It was really weird.
Yeah.
I didn't know what was happening.
I was getting scared to like... I'm going to accidentally send something to somebody.
Yeah, so now the FBI is going to know all about your porn that's just in text format.
Yeah.
We've got to start upping our game though.
We've got to start doing heavy graffiti style, you know?
Really complex lettering.
Yeah, black metal messages to each other.
Okay, yeah, the article, Comrade Sanders, quote, keeping teeth in your mouth should not be a quote, luxury for senior citizens.
And you read this, you read this and you're like, what?
Like, okay, they're trying to criticize Comrade Sanders, right?
So communism, Comrade Sanders, he wants everything to be free.
Teeth for Senior Citizens?
Probably not a good thing to criticize as Sean Hannity considering who reads and listens to Sean Hannity.
Right?
It shouldn't be.
It shouldn't be.
I think his audience probably likes Teeth for Senior Citizens.
Right?
I think this is what they're trying to do with this article Is they're trying to make it sound like Sanders is saying senior citizens shouldn't have teeth.
Yeah!
That's why it's important that way.
They're trying to, like, get him on this.
He wants you to give up your teeth for the greater good, you know?
He's saying that, like, what Hannity is saying is that teeth are a luxury for senior citizens and that he doesn't even want you to have that luxury.
Yeah.
Listen, we're benevolent.
We think the right people should get the luxury, not the right, but the luxury to have teeth.
He doesn't think anybody should have teeth.
No, no.
By then, do you really need hard foods when you're old?
Like, that's another luxury.
Yeah, your liver and kidneys and stomach, they're not going to appreciate any of that.
And they're using one of those shitty pics of Bernie Sanders where it's like angled weird, his hair's all frazzled.
It's the craziest photo you could possibly think of.
He's like flush red.
Yeah, they used like the red filter over him.
Yeah.
It's so good.
Not doing any favors.
It's cool though.
Like, I like it.
I like him to look crazy.
Yeah.
That's fine, because, uh, yeah, like, he's just endearing.
Like, you can't, you can't hurt him based on his appearance.
Totally.
He's not like a, he's not like fucking, uh, Pete Buttigieg or some other, you know, manufactured media product.
Like, he's just a weird old guy who, uh, has social democrat views.
Yeah, yeah.
And he doesn't give a shit about his hair.
It's fine.
It's cool.
Make fun of it.
You're good.
But that's, I think that's what they're trying to do.
They're trying to, like, convince people that Sanders doesn't want you, the reader, to have teeth.
He doesn't think you deserve teeth as a, you know, somebody who retired on a pension or whatever.
Reading the article, you can I guess this comes across a little more clearly.
It's not much of an article.
It's a couple paragraphs.
Radical Senator Bernie Sanders confused millions of users on social media Wednesday when he declared it a, quote, luxury for senior citizens in the United States to, quote, keep teeth in their mouth.
"In the richest country in the history of the world, keeping teeth in your mouth as you grow old should not be a luxury.
We must expand Medicare now," posted Sanders on Twitter.
The Socialist Senator made similar comments weeks ago when he claimed 90 million Americans are "underinsured." Whatever the heck that means, right?
I can't tell you.
Fake ass words.
These fucking liberals keep making shit up.
Polyamorous.
They.
Underinsured.
All these fake words that we have to use.
Words that never existed before.
Listen, you can be uninsured, but you can't make me call you that.
Alright?
I love the beginning of it when he says like, you know, Senator Sanders confused a lot of people instead of saying like, we were very confused when he said that.
