Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to every bonus episode directly in your podcast app. This week we cover the insane Epoch Times film, "Interview with the Antichrist." In the aftermath of the rapture and amid a barrage of off-screen plagues and climate catastrophes, an intrepid reporter finally interviews the Antichrist, the christian-hating leader of this apocalyptic world. The Antichrist reveals the "End Times Behavior" that lukewarm Christians enabled, such as scaring the elderly by revving their Harley bikes, watching Netflix as much as secular heathens, poor customer service, watching Will Ferrel's Elf, and the knockout game.
It's actually like Christmas Day or Christmas Eve during the interview.
This isn't really elaborated or they don't spend a lot of time on this point.
No one spends enough time on that point, honestly.
Right.
And that's the message here is that it's Christmas, but nobody is celebrating.
And the Antichrist says, yeah, I killed Christmas.
Nobody thought it was strange that we pushed Christmas Vacation or the Elf Movie, but no one talked about the birth of Christ.
It was the beginning of the end of America.
Yeah, he literally talks about how he, the Antichrist, won the war on Christmas.
Yeah.
We got rid of it.
We started talking about presents and Santa and movies and no more about the birth of Christ anymore.
Nobody wears a Christmas sweater that says Happy Birthday Jesus.
They only wear a Christmas sweater that says Shitter's Fall.
It was the beginning of the end.
It's so petty.
They pull no punches.
There's things in here that I didn't expect them to... This whole thing is about how... It's not even directed at us.
It's directed at lukewarm Christians who they talk about throughout this whole thing.
It's directed at people who only go to church once a week.
Yeah, who only go to church once a week.
Just like Alex did.
Yeah, it's directed at right-wingers who like Tom Brady too much.
That's actually listed.
He said, Americans put everything before Jesus.
And then he goes, no, no, they put everything instead of Jesus.
And then Tom Brady is one of them.
He said, the television... At one point they're like, you know Christians watch as much TV as secular heathens.
Did you know that?
Yeah, he says secular heathens.
Four hours a day.
Yeah, it really is the... Bro, they love phone more than God meme.
Yep.
That's like what this movie is.
Right here, instead of turning to God, people turn to Netflix.
Netflix was their God, and still is!
He talks, he's like, they upheld child pornography and you celebrated it and you still give them $11.99 a month.
And he was just like, and we love it!
We love it!
A reference of course to like the pre-teen dance movie, whatever that movie Yeah.
Which is a fairly popular form of entertainment.
about without you know watching it or realizing that it was i mean fuck netflix i'm not defending netflix but uh the director was actually making an anti-exploitation movie that netflix then marketed as a uh you know what like dance moms type movie which is uh which i mean fairly popular it's a form of entertainment and still is usually like a anti-exploitation exploitation thing whether the moms in there know it or not but yeah it was
it is totally blunt portion but is and is that when they go in when they he lists the amazing statistics of end-time behavior like child pornography Uh, go ahead, what are you... Alex is like, yeah, child pornography, the way he delivers his line is amazing.
He says, um, child pornography and sex abuse have gone up by 1000% each year, according to the Department of Justice.
Yeah.
Up a thousand percent each year, according to the Department of Justice, leading up to the Rapture.
Because everything's leading up to the Rapture that was like a year ago in this movie.
But yeah, like, a thousand percent, my dude?
That's the number?
Well, that could be, I mean, that could be accurate with, like, the advent of the internet, you know, and the prevalence of, like, child pornography, but it kind of, like, I don't know, puts a stake in the heart of the argument that it's being ignored on behalf of political correctness or on behalf of, like, the elites, because if it's documented in the Department of Justice, that means that those are, like, convictions or arrests of some kind.
No, no, those are just documented and they're ignored.
They're just screenshots.
Yeah.
They're just being documented because, like, they have to know how much blood they consumed.
Yeah, but, I mean, you used to, like, You used to go to the Library of Congress and you could see, like, an Elvis record.
Now it's all child pornography.
Yep, that's all they got.
That's why I don't even go there anymore.
I really do love the idea that National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation was a product of the Antichrist.
Yeah.
That the elf, the Will Ferrell elf movie.
Which, I mean, to be fair, it did kind of spawn a monster in the form of Zooey Deschanel.
This is true.
I don't know.
I don't know if I'm anti-Zooey Deschanel.
I think actually I might be fine with her.
Yeah, we all know what you think about Zooey Deschanel, dude.
Um, yeah, yeah.
That's what I think about her.
I just don't like her fake singing.
Her fake singing annoys me.
Oh, yeah, I don't care about her singing.
You know, I'm not even thinking of the right person.
Do you- do you even watch New Girl?
Like, what are you- Oh, yeah, yeah.
I thought New Girl was, like, fine.
Yeah.
Except for they turned the black guy into a cop.
That sucked.
Uh, would you rather a white guy be the cop?
Oh that's true, nevermind.
Now we got a good one.
I think it should have been the new girl.
She should have been the cop.
New girl cop.
I would watch that show.
I would watch that character being the cop.
What if just season 3 was like, turned into a cop drama?
She just got a job as a cop.
Yeah, but not like SVU, like the beat, like she's on the beat.
Yeah, it's like her tackling the in and outs of the gritty realism of being a cop all of a sudden.
Netflix and chill?
I think not.
Netflix and burn.
Yes.
Another line that I liked is the interviewer says, you have no mercy for Christians?
The Antichrist says, I hate Christians with a passion!
