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Again, if you're like, you know, a suburban culture warrior, you know, on behalf of like real American music or whatever, and you see a black guy with like, you know, doing like an auto-tuned voice over a beat or whatever while somebody gets carried out of the audience, you're just like, of course this happened.
Look at this.
Look at how satanic this is.
It's just like, he's like literally doing the robot.
Yeah, it's more powerful at the end of the clip than the beginning of the clip.
That's what they're claiming.
And you're like watching a 25-year-old rap singer do the robot and being like, this is the most evil thing I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, this is pure Satan.
That's the only explanation here.
Like me watching a b-boy do the worm on the sidewalk and being like, oh my god.
How is he doing?
How are we allowing this to happen?
That's not how your feet... You're supposed to use your feet.
You're not supposed to get around like that.
You're like a serpent, aren't you?
You're like the devil serpent.
The other day I was watching this video.
My child was watching this video.
And it was a man who was facing one way but walking the other way.
That's spooky.
Oh, I think I've seen the one.
He's almost like gliding, huh?
He's not even like really like walking.
He's stepping forward but moving backward.
And there's only one way you can do that.
And it's through demonic child sacrifice.
That's the only way.
I've heard... Yeah, I think I know the video.
I know the video.
My friend saw the video.
My friend told me they saw the video.
But I haven't seen the video myself of the backwards forward walking.
And it's... There's like...
It's like kind of grainy footage so it's hard to and like people are like some I show it to some people and they're like I don't see looks like he's walking normally and I'm just like no no he's not you don't get it it's like not rewinding the tape I'm not rewinding it this is just the way it goes it's like he's it no it's like he's on another planet it's like there's a toy he's there's a totally different but like gravitational pull on him yeah This is, oh, this is bizarre.
This is almost as if, this is probably how you would, this is, I think this is how you would walk on the moon.
I think this is exactly what this would look like.
I saw another, I just remembered, I saw another one, uh, might even be the same guy where he was, like, leaning really far forward.
Like, way too far forward.
Whoa.
Probably at, like, some sort of evil angle, too.
Like, the angle he achieved was probably, like, the evil one.
Yeah, well, uh, I am a Pythagorean numerologist, and I can tell you that, uh, yeah, uh, 47 degrees is the most evil angle.
Oh yeah, I mean, obviously, because we all know that 47, uh, was the favorite number of the god of, um, the evil, uh, doings.
Yeah.
Duh.
That was Baphomet's number.
Or Baphomet's, Baphomet's number, yeah, my bad.
My Baphomet.
And that's why, um, that's why that movie was so evil.
And that, that player, that baseball player.
Was that his number?
What was he, what was he, 46?
Uh, Jackie Robinson?
Yeah.
I think it's 42.
That's the evil number I was thinking.
That's the evil, that's a super evil number.
It had to be evil, that's the only way he got in the league.
He had to have an evil number, sold himself to the devil to get into the major leagues.
I realize- And you know, thank God he did that.
Thank God he did that, you know?
Uh, paved the way for Satanists everywhere to be able to play professional sports.
People don't want to talk about it, but a lot of civil rights are actually achieved by actual deals with the devil.
I saw Robert Johnson playing guitar, and I was like, hey, maybe these people can do something, you know?
Maybe these people aren't good for nothing after all.
He said, well, I still can't sit over there, but I do get paid for this now.
And that's cool.
I feel like we should clarify maybe using Michael Jackson as jokingly about child sacrifice wasn't the best satirical example.
