On todays episode we revisit a classic episode of 9-1-1 Lone Star "Studs" and give it the respect it truly deserves. Stripper glitter, incels, hot loads of bull stuff, brisket, and e.d. basically the manliest hour of TV about firefighters and skin care.
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| The whole conversation is basically about how like your virility like kind of defines like your masculinity and like if your dick don't work you're not really a you know man but he's like not worried about it and the old man's like no it's okay it's gonna happen like you're I don't know if you knew this dude but you're dying and if you don't do this you're gonna die And your dick's not going to work a little bit. | |
| Like, it's not that big of a deal, but he's so broken up about it. | |
| Even though his son came with him, he's like, I'll take those headphones now. | |
| And then he puts on his headphones and like blocks everybody out. | |
| And then like, what an uncomfortable moment you created there. | |
| Yeah, this is, um, this is what people imagine. | |
| Once again, real life is, this is what life is like, you know, when you're just, you just, instead of, instead of pondering this over time, all of a sudden someone foisted upon you this bad idea that your dick's not going to work and then you're stuck with it. | |
| Yeah no I did once read, like fairly recently I was reading this thing about blood pressure and then I saw another thing about blood pressure and performance and erectile dysfunction and then I was about to like | |
| Sleep with somebody who referred to me as being top heavy but like they weren't they weren't trying to make fun of me they were just like oh yeah you're like top heavy like you're a big guy well and I was like in that moment I was like well that means my blood pressure's high there's no way my dick's gonna work it's just no way top heavy guys got bad blood pressure I was like, there's just no way. | |
| And you know, I did have to go back and I'm like, hey, you know what? | |
| This is great. | |
| I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to run for a week. | |
| I'll be back. | |
| I'll be back where you can try this again. | |
| But yeah, apparently I have high blood pressure. | |
| So, I mean, I do get it. | |
| I do get it. | |
| No, it's happened to me too, even coming back from being divorced and stuff. | |
| And it's like either mental or I don't know what it is, but you just feel like I'm trying everything I fucking can. | |
| It's not happening at all. | |
| And it feels bad. | |
| But then it's like, I mean, we just spent like a fucking hour rolling around in the sheets. | |
| It was all felt amazing to me. | |
| But you're waiting for this like one final moment, which doesn't really matter. | |
| You know, it's like, It's not the most important part. | |
| I turned into Sting. | |
| Like, I turned into Tantric style. | |
| That's exactly what it is, you know? | |
| So many things do end with me saying, hey, thank you for your patience. |