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I'm Alexander Edward.
I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
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We're documenting it.
What's up, everybody?
Sorry for the delay in this episode.
It was a busy Sunday.
Had my first show to attend post-shutdown.
Went off swimmingly.
Very good performance.
It was a great welcome back to seeing live music.
Welcome to the party!
Yeah.
How was your weekend, Tony?
My weekend was sick.
I also went to a show on Saturday.
It was super fun.
It was great up until about an hour ago when I was at Trader Joe's.
And I saw a young man stealing two watermelons.
And then the Trader Joe's staff freak out, chase him down.
And I'm like, stop.
I will pay for the watermelon.
Like, fuck off.
Leave him alone.
It's a watermelon.
This results in the guy getting pushed to the ground, him coming back and breaking several watermelons, which I applaud, and then also breaking lots of potted plants, which I applaud.
And I was like, you guys fucking deserve this.
I'm sitting there, I'm like, you should have let him go.
I don't know why you should let him go.
It was like $1.75 in cost.
It wasn't even security that was chasing him.
It was just the Hawaiian shirts chasing him down.
And they like, I went, I still hadn't even started shopping yet.
And so they like find me while I'm shopping and they're like, listen, we just want to let you know, like they're like, we just want you to know that guy pulled a knife on us.
And I was like, you know how that wouldn't have happened if you didn't pursue him for two watermelons.
And they were like, well, if we do it now, they're going to do it again.
And what if this is like our house?
I'm like, that sucks, dude.
That totally sucks.
And I'm like, sorry.
These dudes gave me the whole, like, you got, he looked at my arm.
He looked at my tattoo.
He goes, you're a man of faith.
I can see that.
I'm like, old tattoo.
I was like, old tattoo.
Haven't you seen Aladdin dog?
Like, what are you doing?
You're a man of faith.
You know what the Bible calls for in this instance.
Yeah, he was like, I had to defend myself.
I'm like, no, you don't have to defend yourself if you don't step to a guy who is taking watermelons.
Two small watermelons.
Oh, they were small watermelons?
Yeah, they were small watermelons.
You could have lost $1.75, but you didn't.
- You could've lost $1.75, but you didn't.
You lost like $175.
And also that guy could sue you.
He's like, yeah, that's what it was.
It was... I couldn't fucking believe it.
It was the worst shit ever, and it was so annoying, and I saw, like, all of fucking Redlands be all like, well, someone call the police!
Someone call the police!
I'm like, do not call the fucking police.
Don't call the police.
These are watermelons.
No, the correct course of action or, like, the, I don't know, uh...
The just course of action would have been, yeah, to call the police who then proceeds to shoot three bystanders.
Exactly, exactly.
The guy was like, what are we supposed to do?
Put a pin, a cosmic pin, in that whole incident.
And it really is, it really gets to the whole, like, Uh, well, studies have shown that, like, incarceration isn't a preventative measure.
Studies have shown that, uh, chasing, uh, fleeing suspects, uh, you know, through neighborhoods and shit just results in more injuries and, uh, property damage, et cetera, et cetera, uh, is actually, you know, uh, counter- counterproductive.
But that's not what it's about.
What it's about is meeting out justice with your, uh, with your khakis and red Hawaiian shirt.
Yeah, the guy was like, no, you don't understand.
If I let him do that, he'll come back.
Next time it's a bottle of liquor.
Next time it's that.
I'm like, cool, then let him know that you're building a case and you have this all documented.
Do that.
Go for that.
I mean, like, you don't have to tackle this guy.
I'm like, dog, you almost got stabbed for $1.75.
Yeah, who's the real moron?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I was like, I was like, this guy, he goes, usually I tell him to put it down, they put it down.
I'm like, this guy didn't put it down.
He needed the watermelon.
Like, what the fuck?
It's all that for that.
And it was, I was so frustrated because it's, it's this, you know, this facade of this, like, liberal, you know, it is this liberal place, right?
Yeah.
But that guy, like, broke the rules.
And the whole time I was like, guys, haven't you seen Aladdin?
Do you remember the movie Aladdin?
Like, go watch that again.
And this dude was literally like a brown guy with no shirt on, stealing watermelons.
And I was like, get those watermelons, dog.
Yeah, but imagine where that guy would have been at if they had left.
Oh, fuck!
He said, he said, I have the knife now.
We just saved a life.
I'm like, no, this guy's stealing watermelons.
He's not a mass murderer.
He's not murdering people with knives.
He was stealing watermelons, you fucking psycho.
Like these guys could not.
I couldn't believe these guys.
It was it was insane.
Fucking bro, bro, beard, dude, nice guy, Christian dudes.
Yeah, just become a cop.
It sounds like you're at the correct IQ level.
Yeah, it was mind-blowing.
But yeah, sufficiently like, it was funny because after all that, I still have to shop.
So like, it was real weird.
And you gotta shop, you know.
I still had to shop.
I still had to get my stuff, you know.
And yeah, everyone was looking at me real weird.
And like, the person checking me out, it was real uncomfortable.
And I was like, I come here a lot.
This is fun.
Hell yeah, you should go there more.
You should own them by buying even more of their products from their house.
That's what I'm gonna do.
This is like our house.
That's what he said.
And I was like, don't you see that that sucks?
And he was like, what?
I'm like, don't you see that that sucks?
I'm like, don't you see there's something else that is causing all these issues right here?
Like, this is not a watermelon.
This is bigger than that.
You see it yourself.
You called your work your house.
Yeah.
They were pretty bummed.
I have much more valuable stuff in the back of my package car every single day that I will hand over in a heartbeat to somebody, even without a knife.
Oh, okay.
Here you go.
Yeah.
You could just say, hey, I might have a knife and use it.
Here you go.
Thank you.
There you go.
Enjoy it.
Here's how the keys work.
Yeah.
You gotta pump it a little bit.
You gotta give it a pump.
Speaking of my... Yeah, so I was frustrated.
Sorry.
Speaking of my job, I gave up a golden opportunity.
I just want people to know the sacrifice I make to maintain my personal brand.
And by brand, I mean my convictions, my personal beliefs.
I saw one of the customers that I've delivered to, you know, here and there, and I was by their house.
I wasn't delivering to them, but I was right by their house, and wouldn't you know it, their American flag that they have hanging, one of like probably the 12 of them that they have hanging in various locations in their front yard, because they're like an old couple with a bunch of, you know, cutesy stuff everywhere.
One of them was it was hanging incorrectly.
It was hanging improperly.
I was like all you know bunched up and twisted around and I stopped and I saw a vision of my future going viral where a video of a ring cam shows the UPS driver with tattoos get in front of the disheveled American flag and Unfurl it correctly and let it drape and then fall to his knees and say a prayer for, you know, everybody who deserves it.
And I know that would have gone viral.
I know that, you know, I know UPS probably would have given me like a $5 an hour raise, I'm sure.
But I decided not.
I decided instead to laugh at the flag being messed up because I thought it was pretty funny.
Now there's a door cam of you pointing and laughing at a flag.
And take a photo of it for my personal enjoyment and the enjoyment of my followers and friends on the internet and then drive away.
Awesome.
Awesome.
I like that.
That's wholesome.
But for a second, there were two roads that diverged, and I could see myself down both of them.
And I feel like I picked the correct one.
I think so.
I think so.
I know this can come off as condescending at times, but I want you to know, really, deep down, I'm proud of you.
Thanks, man.
You make me proud every day, especially when I hear those stories.
It would have been easy to sell out.
Um, we got a IWW flag that we're gonna hang out front of the house.
Yeah.
And somebody, if that motherfucker gets a little twisted, somebody, like an Amazon worker, somebody better fix that shit.
I'm gonna be so mad if I don't get the same treatment.
What you need to do is you need to, like, pin it a certain way, so that when the person inevitably comes to fix it, they also get iced.
Oh, iced?
What's iced?
The Smirnoff Ice Trick.
Where there's like a Smirnoff Ice waiting for them in the flag and then they have to, then they have to shock on the Smirnoff Ice on one knee, um, uh, you know, while your door cam records it, but they'll salute the flag too.
Okay.
It'll be super cool.
Yeah, I'll do that.
That sounds good.
That's how we're going to get, that's how we're going to get the frats and the unions.
Uh, yeah.
Speaking of, uh, the flag and patriotism, Uh, have you seen all of these, uh... Have you seen all these tributes to the fallen Marines in Afghanistan, Tony?
All the ghost beers?
All the ghost beers.
Yeah.
Uh, this one I'm looking at right now, I think it's just at somebody's house.
I don't know, they got a lot of chairs outside.
So it looks like maybe it's like a golf club.
Like, what are those called?
A golf course?
This is not Clubhouse.
There's a shoe back there.
There's a shoe in the background.
They wear shoes when they golf, dude.
And it's also taped to the box.
Oh, no, no, not that one.
Oh, driving range.
I said the one I'm looking at.
Yeah.
It's like a, it's like a private... Oh, the one, okay.
Yeah, nevermind.
That one doesn't look nice.
Yeah.
Golf.
You don't know which one I'm looking at, Tony.
Nah, I know which one you're looking at.
Don't presume to know which one I'm looking at.
This is a, that is, that is a golf, looks like a golf place.
You're right.
Okay.
Yeah, the centerpiece for this table is a thin blue line woodcut flag.
Yep, yep.
But yeah, and it looks like maybe there's different kinds of beers in there.
Yeah, there's a couple different hues.
Varietal in there, it says RIP, this other...
This other photo is, uh, I haven't counted them.
I'm assuming there's 13 Bud Heavies, which is the way to go.
And they're the American flag can Bud Heavies on an American flag tablecloth.
Real missed opportunity here.
Well, two things.
That's just an American flag being used as a tablecloth.
Also, the cans are either stars or stripes, and they could have put the star cans in the stars and the stripe cans in the stripes, but they just kind of went for it.
Yeah, I don't think they noticed.
Real missed opportunity.
I think maybe, like me, they thought they were just looking at one side of the can, and the other half that they couldn't see was the stripes, or vice versa.
Nope, nope, those are either stars or stripes.
Yeah, well, pretty embarrassing.
Pretty embarrassing.
Yeah and then they have a handmade sign that's like hot pink and it's taped to a ripped up six-pack holder.
Yeah.
That says reserved and then it's got like the names of the Marines who died in Afghanistan and if you don't know what we're talking about there were some Marines who died in Afghanistan.
13 as of you know this The beginning of all these tributes, I think those numbers got pumped up to like 16 or something like that.
Whoa, whoa.
We've already kind of discussed the Afghanistan war, the Biden administration, you know, Quote, pulling out of the Afghanistan war, how it's good, I'll take it, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
I guess we should talk about this specific, like, piece of news about these, yeah, Marines dying because of an ambush, you know, a bomber, a suicide bomber, something like that, you know, hit an airport that they were evacuating.
Uh, and the nation, yeah, lost its mind.
Every, every fucking cable knew they were, they were waiting for something like this to happen.
I mean, they already had enough fodder, you know, these, uh, fucking ghouls, uh, hoping for just any excuse to stay in Afghanistan.
They already had enough, uh, bad, you know, quote, bad press, uh, for Biden to cover, but this was just, you know, a cherry on top.
Uh, freaking out about these deaths and you just, you saw it everywhere, you know, you saw it all.
I saw it on the, the few conservatives that I still have on Facebook, just pulling their hair out about this.
Uh, you see, uh, you know, cable news just, uh, rending their garments off their bodies over, uh, yeah, these, these deaths.
Did you see a lot about this in your various social media feeds?
Did you see?
There's one.
It was really good.
It's this really, like, toe-headed guy who's, like, probably in, like, his late 20s, early 30s.
And he's, like, crying.
He's crying about Biden leaving him there.
And, like, he's, like, weeping.
And he's, like, angry crying.
He's, like, and you, like, left Americans there and you're turning back on us and you're letting us die.
And he's, like, weeping.
And his, like, mom's just, like, hey, child, you okay, Jack?
You okay, baby?
Baby, you okay?
He's, like, I'm just a mess right now.
And he's, like, crying.
Was he left?
Did Biden leave him?
Um uh Biden left all of his dead homies apparently But he didn't get left.
Abandoned!
No, I don't think he's ever done anything even remotely military.
Even though he totally is of age and probably could do it.
But he was just really mad and to the point where he was crying he was so upset.
You know, because we're letting the boys die.
Yeah, I just...
It's, it's kind of fascinating to me to see this reaction over arguably a very small number of casualties considering the fact that we are engaged in a war overseas, right?
This is like a legitimate war that we're in, right?
And my first, like my first thought before you even get into the reactions if it's like newsworthy or if it's like Yeah, I guess newsworthy that you had 13 casualties in a battle.
What are you in a war for?
What's the kind of war that you're doing where 13 casualties is a possibility?
Like, if you're at war, like, shouldn't that be like, you know, a hundred?
Shouldn't that be like, oh yeah, we were, I don't know, trying to take a fortress or trying to, you know, liberate a city or whatever.
Not, we were leaving and a few of the people were killed.
And that also has a backdrop of a pandemic that is hitting record highs in the States.
Well, sure.
We're like 13 people.
That's outrageous.
We're going to waste gallons, gallons and gallons of beer.
We're going to waste so much beer over this.
But like, you know, 13 kids in the district die and they're like, well, that's 13 kids.
Okay.
But those Marines, they died for your right to get COVID and die.
That is true.
That is true.
Wow, thank you.
Thanks, bros.
But if we're talking about the reaction to it, like, yeah, this just, uh, insane freakout about the deaths of- and it's like, again, I'm not, uh, celebrating the deaths of these- these marines, um, it's- No.
It's, if you're freaking out about 13 people dying, like your nation is not ready to be in a war.
Your nation is not prepared mentally whatsoever to be engaged in this forever war that we seem to, everybody seems to want in this country, or at least one half of the country really wants.
And yet it's like a national tragedy When 13 out of the, what, hundreds of thousands of enlisted people are killed.
And it's like, if you're not willing to sacrifice 13 people for whatever pursuit you've convinced yourself is the actual goal of these wars, you're definitely not ready for a war.
You're definitely not ready to be at war.
It's funny, though, because that's that is also the same people respect the troops, because if you become a troop, you are saying I'm ready to die.
So they have that mentality.
But when only 13 actually do, it's just like, damn, damn.
I know they signed up for it, but you had to do them like that.
You know, it's it's it's really it's a really funny, you know, joining there.
I think what it is too is like these people, you know, uh, there's obviously, uh, you know, people who are materially invested in our, uh, wars overseas, you know, part of the military industrial complex, part of like, and with that, I do mean like reporters included, you know, weapons manufacturers, politicians, all that sort of stuff who stand to materially benefit from, you know, our excursions over there.
But aside from that, if you're just like, I don't know, psychically invested in this, I think the reason it's such a gut punch to you is that when even only 13 casualties occur, I think the reason it's so devastating is because you know subconsciously that they died for no reason.
Mm-hmm.
Yep, absolutely.
You know it's in vain.
Yeah, the reason you're so upset is because you know that it was in vain.
You know that they're not achieving anything by being over there.
Nor could they.
Well, now that we're leaving, it's in vain.
We gotta stay there.
More people gotta die to justify those deaths.
That's just math, baby.
Yeah.
I mean, that's essential.
And it was never going to...
It's never going to end another way.
The way it could have ended maybe better is to have left earlier.
If those Marines weren't there anymore, I don't, you know, they wouldn't have been at that airport.
Yeah, absolutely.
More of these posts.
There was a big one that was like, yeah, I work at a Brewery, and the owner asked me to pour out 13 beers a glass.
You know, 13 glasses of beer.
And this post had 259,000 shares by the time I saw it.
Jesus Christ.
You know, up 40,000 reacts.
Mark Makajewski says, thank you.
up 40,000 reacts.
Mark Makajewski says, thank you.
Send me the tab.
Don't worry, boys.
The $38 bill that's on me.
I would actually go through meticulously through the comments and send them your cash app.
Be like, thank you.
Hey, salutes.
Salutes.
Hey, I actually live in that neighborhood.
You can go ahead and cash app me.
I'll go take a picture with the thumbs up next to it.
But yeah, go ahead.
I'll go through and get paid from all of them.
We'll make sure they get paid for.
Rich Hamrick posts a photo of Beautiful photo.
Touching photo.
Navy seamen all saluting and then at the bottom you can still see the Shutterstock.com logo with the number of the stock photo which is 106-303-016.
- It was 106303016.
If you wanted to use a photo of US Navy sailors saluting. - You know, shout out Rich though, because he did choose a very inclusive photo featuring various shades of color.
You know, so good job, Rich.
Yeah, that's called white genocide, dude.
Exactly.
I'm glad you're acknowledging that, you know, they can still serve in the military.
Despite the fact that black people can't swim, they're putting them in all the Navy stock images.
Yeah.
Real, real cool, guys.
And then, yeah, Britta Colon says, thank you for this amazing tribute to our fallen brothers, til Valhalla.
First of all, I don't respect anybody who just kept the name Britta after, like, the insertion of the Britta filter.
Like, you got it.
You can change it.
It's cool.
That's fine.
Yeah, well, she was about to change it and then Community, the television show, was such a hit that she was like, OK, phew, now I can keep it.
There's a character named Britta on that show, Tony.
OK, I was like, do they like is did it make a bit of water cool?
Brita Waters has always been cool, dude.
It has been very cool.
Yeah.
Tilvalhalla.
This kind of gives away the game.
This culture is obsessed with dying in glorious battle and being a warrior and inflicting righteous violence on those who might deserve it.
And it's like, yeah, why am I supposed to be upset about this?
I'll quote the boy himself, Trump.
They knew what they were getting into.
He did say that with his whole chest.
They signed up for this.
Yeah, there was one One of the I believe one of the Marines was from California and was Like studying or not studying but like training to be a sheriff Before he went into the Marines He was in like the Explorers program, you know, the Sheriff Explorers program or whatever.
Totally, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The high school thing.
Another one of these Marines was like, you know, they were talking about him growing up and it was like, yeah, since he was a child, he always wanted to be in the Marines and he used to carry like my gun around and this, that, and the other.
It's like, yeah, you like bred these children for violence.
You bred these children for violence and oppression and we're supposed to be shocked when it ends in violence and oppression.
This was the goal.
They were prepping for this.
They were ready to face Valhalla, remember?
That's the whole thing.
This is the big payoff.
Robert Walker says, great appreciation for our military.
I got your six.
Do you, though?
Do you?
Because you could.
You could sign up, still.
It's an option.
I don't think those guys have a six anymore.
That is true.
Everywhere's their six.
Maybe he meant, I'm gonna dig that dirt out.
All six feet of it, maybe.
All six.
Jonathan Semerjian says, I'm not crying, you are.
And then Robert Walker, who had the military six, I think thinks Jonathan was replying to him, because Robert Walker replies to Jonathan and says, what are you trying to say?
When Jonathan said, I'm not crying, you are.
You are.
What are you trying to say, fucker?
And then Jonathan replies to Robert, that I'm fucking sad, man.
This whole situation is sad.
The beers and support bring a tear to my eye.
Aw, me too, bud.
The beer's in support.
Um, in this group that I just joined, uh, called COFFEE COFFEE COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And they've assembled what looks to be like bowling pin formation of coffee cups in the little Dixie cups with black, you know, real, real coffee inside of them.
And it says, yeah, reserved like anyone was going to sit at this little fucking table with 13 cups of coffee at it.
I do like the idea of there being a rush, and they are accommodating this reserve.
And people are like, what the fuck, man?
I'm trying to get my coffee.
This is for the ghosts?
You could be a ghost, but you're not.
Instead, you're waiting.
And that's not that bad, is it?
You're welcome.
Uh, yeah.
Well, they're going to see there's, you know, it's, it's busy.
Uh, there's long wait times because they have to pour.
Yeah.
They have to make 13, uh, pour over coffees to sit out and get cold.
Um, but then when the people start seeing what they're actually doing and why they're waiting, more people are going to line up.
Absolutely.
And they're going to have even, uh, more business there.
Everyone's gonna be crying, taking selfies.
It's gonna be beautiful.
Claudia Charnel commented on this one.
Prayers for all.
They will be remembered with each sip of my coffee.
Oh, that sucks.
Just don't drink coffee anymore.
You gotta start drinking tea now.
That sounds like an awful existence.
Every time I swirl the pot to make sure it's all mixed up evenly, I'm gonna remember the dead troops.
That's why you don't rinse out your coffee pot.
Yeah.
It's out of respect and to keep that flavor going.
Um, every time, uh, the pot, like, dribbles some water on the- on the countertop when I'm trying to pour it into the coffee maker, because for whatever reason, like, the, uh, actual cistern or whatever, like, dr- fuckin' spills water everywhere every single time.
No matter what, yep.
I'm now gonna say that that was, uh, for the troops.
That was the marine water.
That symbolizes the blood that was spilled for our food.
Yeah.
That symbolizes the water that will never be coffee.
Because of their loss over there.
Yeah.
Brenda Whittaker Hedge does a coffee cup emoji and then praying hands emojis and then another coffee cup.
I love an emoji poem.
I'm a huge fan.
Good job, Brenda.
This is really beautiful, really beautiful take because you know she meant it and you know she really loves the troops.
You know what, I'm going to leave out 13 doses of the Pfizer vaccine on the counter in memory of the troops who will never get to take it, who totally would have wanted this vaccine.
But unfortunately, we'll never get it.
Listen, anti-vaxxers, you're spitting in the face of the dead soldiers who can never get vaccinated.
Don't get vaccinated for you, get vaccinated for them.
The best one though, the best one of these is from a group called Bills Mafia, meaning the Buffalo Bills.
And Cory Miller, I think that's the same name of the listener of this show.
So if this was you, Cory, you gotta fess up.
If you're joking around with us, you gotta let us know.
Let us know.
13 hot dogs for the falling is soldiers.
For the falling is soldiers.
And then they've taken up a whole bench, you know, a whole like stadium bleacher bench with 13 wrapped up stadium dogs lined up.
Yeah.
Like flag-draped coffins coming off.
This is also like a Bill Stadium, like a notoriously sold out every single game stadium.
They're like famous for that.
Um, I, I don't, okay.
If you're with, if you're with this crowd, right, you're, you're eating a dog, right?
That's the question.
Do they let him go to waste?
And of course we have a frickin' millennial teen on her phone in this photo instead of honoring the hot dogs by just looking at them or something.
She's on TikTok filming, I'm saying, she's like, I'm gonna eat all these.
Fuck them troops, I'm eating all these.
So yeah, this is the Dead Marine Challenge.
And she goes through 13 hot dogs and 13 cups of coffee and then 13 Bud Heavies.
She's on the glizzy queen, you know, for the troops.
Fuck them.
Fuck them troops.
Glizzy queen.
But then the coffee's too hot, so she sues the Marines because she's a millennial.
Yeah, this is cool, man.
This is like...
I love that this caught on.
Some brewery was like, yeah, 13, you know, oh, the, the hip hop guys, uh, they pour beer out on the, on the street.
Uh, they splash it around like hooligans, you know, and that's like littering at the same time.
It's disruptive cause you can hear the splashing and it's just, you know, it's offensive.
We are a different breed.
We're, we're gentlemen and we're going to put it in a glass and for the, for our quote homies, The Marines yeah, and like I just I want to know what happens at the end of the night Do they have to drink?
Stale tepid beer out of respect.
I think you do.
I think you have to drink it at the end of the night No, because that was their beer you have to like you have to fucking pour it down this maybe like What if you pour on a tree?
What if you drink it and then pee on a tree?
What happens is you have like, you know, because you're, you own this business, you own this brewery or whatever, and your employees are like your family, you know, so they're like on the same wavelength as you.
Yeah, totally.
And so they know that what you need them to do is when you're not looking, they need to go pour all the beer down the toilet or, you know, down the drain in the back or whatever, and then bring the glasses back around and arrange them on the table again.
And that way when you turn around you can pretend like God did transubstantiation on the beers and sent them up to heaven for the Marines.
It's not just beer anymore, it's actually their blood now.
It's just full of thick, viscous blood.
Or I do like the idea of doing a seance and accidentally summoning the soldiers who are now drunk after dying for a fruitless war.
I thought you were going to say summoning, like conjuring the marine's souls, but they just inhabit a glass of beer.
Each soul is trapped in a glass of beer.
And that's why you cannot drink it.
If you look closely it's like a scene from Wishmaster 2 or something and you can see like the faint outline of a screaming marine banging on the inside of a frosty cold brew.
If you put your ear to it you can hear shill screams.
But yeah so this one guy this brewery guy I think was the guy who started it uh and everybody was like oh shit that's all I have to do to to like demonstrate my to demonstrate my virtue to show that I like care about the troops and I'm too much of a coward, really, socially, to say we should permanently occupy Afghanistan, but I still want to demonstrate that I'm on that side of the culture war.
So yeah, I'm going to buy 13 paperclips and say, these were going to hold their discharge papers if they ever made it home.
And of course, it goes back to the American tradition, once again, of you at Trader Joe's buying something to either demonstrate your worth, your value, or to own the opposition.
Absolutely, just as a pure flex.
13 beers at a brewery, that is a lot of money.
Yeah, that's a lot of lost, those are like what, $12 each?
Probably, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I take it back.
You know what?
I don't have the Military Six, right?
I don't have that kind of cash.
Actually, I would like to.
I would like to, but that goes to our next conversation, and that's capitalism.
We'd love to support the troops, just can't afford it.
This is the best one, though.
I mean, the hot dog one was amazing, but this is like the best wall of text that I've seen.
This is from, I might mispronounce your name, sorry, Justin Reichard?
Richard?
Reichard?
I don't know.
Thanks for sending this in to the Facebook group.
I don't have the name here, the name's been blurred out, but somebody wrote, I just went into a local large sports parentheses kickback jacks bar and had them place 13 loggers on the bar.
I had them turn off the sound.
So just to, wow, amazing customer already.
I walked out into the main area and said out loud, I need 13 veterans or active duty personnel to help me honor the 13 we lost by reading their names three times each.
And after the third time, I will call out, not present, sir.
I found one women out of 50 to 60 there to participate.
So I did the roll call with her alone.
Oh my god.
Imagine being there.
Imagine being there.
I would have lost my mind.
I'm so mad that no one recorded this.
That we haven't seen this.
Also, I'm drinking one of those beers.
For sure.
On my way out, I am slamming one of those beers.
I'm pretty sure you can't order 13 beers at most sports bars.
Yeah, especially if you're by yourself.
This person's by themself.
No, it's okay.
Just wait.
You're gonna see what's happening after you give me these 13 beers, and you're gonna be like, oh, this was totally worth it.
Yeah, as a bartender, I'm like, yeah, this sounds like a good idea.
Are your friends on the way?
Well, no.
I mean, no, they've already been on their way.
They're dead.
They're actually dead.
So if you could just pour those beers.
Yeah.
That'd be cool.
We're all on our way.
They just got there early.
How about 13 shots of water?
How about that instead?
You want to do that?
We can do that.
I need 13 veterans or active duty personnel to help me.
Do you think this guy was in the military?
No.
No.
No way.
No way.
He was like, listen, I need to do this, but I'm not sure about the terminology.
But he couldn't, though.
He's like, no, I would do it, but I suffer from gout, so I couldn't do the military.
He will let you know that he wanted to, but he just couldn't.
So it's like he wanted each he wanted 13 veterans or active duty personnel to do what?
Because it's at to help me honor the 13 we lost by reading their names three times.
So he wants one each veteran to read each person's name.
Three times?
Like, that's... I don't think that's a thing.
I think they just made that part up.
That's also a lot of names at that point.
No, I can see this happening.
I can see this happening at, like, a military funeral or a POW, you know, like, honorary... But that's only one person that's dead.
Oh, I guess if it would be a, you know, of a mass death thing.
One of those mass death things.
You know, the mass death things.
Yeah, so man, this would have been so fun to see, I think.
I would have audibly laughed.
There's no way I'm not laughing at that.
I love going to a bar to, I don't know, listen to music, maybe watch the football game, and then some guy decides to come in and out-Patriot all of us.
Like listen man, I was, I'm a fucking, I'm a kook too bro, like I... Give me, give me anything and slap an American flag, or better yet, like a colonial flag on it.
Slap that uh... Give me that one.
What's the one with the circle on it?
Give me that one.
And I'll fucking support it.
Uh, but you had to like, come in here and one up all of us.
I would like, excuse me sir, I am a vet and as a vet I'm gonna ask you to stop doing that.
But send those beers on over here.
Yeah.
We're gonna honor it.
Come on, come on down.
You can have a sip with one with us, but then you gotta go.
Can't sit with us because we're vets.
All of us.
My crew over there.
Like people have mentioned, Like five of the Marines who died were under the drinking age.
Oh my God.
They were like 20 years old.
So sad.
19 years old.
So yeah, they couldn't even have the beer?
No.
Well, we're gonna hold on to that beer for a good year and a half.
And if you're a ghost, you're not really too picky about your beer.
It could be two-year stale beer.
So, yeah, just a cool, weird country we live in.
I love finding new, weird niches of it every week.
This next story though, boy, sickening, you know?
I mean, we've talked about, you know, the military industrial complex, the fucking teen murder machine of the American military, but this, this is another level.
Nevermind, this is from Breitbart.
Nevermind album cover, baby sues Nirvana for child pornography.
And the thumbnail photo is of the band at the MTV Music Video Awards.
And then, like, picture in picture is the photo of the naked baby going after a dollar bill, you know, swimming after the dollar bill from the Nevermind album cover.
But they have blurred out the penis from the baby on the album cover.
Breitbart has done this.
Well, I mean, they would be hypocrites if they didn't, you know?
Well, I'll get into the story.
It seems like a lot of people aren't taking this very seriously.
And yet every single story I've seen about this that is clearly kind of aiming to discredit the Nevermind Baby, who is, yeah, like a 30-year-old adult right now, is still blurring out the baby's penis.
A sort of tacit acknowledgement that this is indeed child pornography.
Yeah, that is what this is.
So this is from Breitbart.
Spencer Eldon, the man featured as a baby on the album cover for Nirvana's Nevermind, has started legal action against the band's surviving members alleging sexual exploitation.
Eldon, who proudly sports a large tattoo with the word Nevermind on his chest, alleges his parents never signed a release authorizing the use of his image on the 1991 album while asserting the nude image constitutes child pornography.
I was, uh, yeah, I was pretty eager to see how the, uh, right wing was going to react to this, uh, considering their, you know, what, two year long Save the Children campaign?
They're about to be on top of this, right?
Fuck their role.
And how, uh, what, like, Steven, Steven Universe is, uh, is a pedophile or something?
Yeah.
Right?
Is making, is making every, every kid non-binary?
Um...
This guy, though, he really liked being the Nirvana baby for a long time, including, like, as recent as last year and the year before, he, like, kept trying to reenact the album cover.
And they did it a couple times, I think.
They wouldn't let him do it naked, which he wanted to do it naked.
They wouldn't let him do that.
uh but now he's yeah changed his tune he's decided that it was actually child pornography uh the images so quote the images exposed spencer's intimate body part and lasciviously displayed spencer's genitals from the time he was an infant to the president to the present day legal papers filed in california claim Is his whole thing like he, hey, I need you guys to know that it did get, it did grow.
It doesn't look like that anymore.
Is that why he's doing the reenactments naked?
He wants to do it so bad.
He's like, no, like we need a whole new, we need to reshoot my dick.
It's like that needs to be out there.
Is that the mentality here?
Is that, is that what the agenda here?
A lot of people were saying that he was mad because he still has a baby penis, so that's why he was suing.
I don't think that.
I wouldn't make that joke.
It's fine if he does, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
In 2016, the Los Angeles-based artist recreated the iconic album cover on the 25th anniversary of the album's release, posing underwater in a lap pool at the Rose Bowl Aquatic Center in Pasadena, California.
Eldon's lawyer, Robert Y. Lewis, argues the inclusion of the dollar bill, quote, parentheses, which was added after the photograph was taken, makes the minor seem, quote, like a sex worker.
Jesus!
You want this dollar?
You better jump into that pool naked and get it.
Well, it's like... What is the baby doing for the dollar?
The baby's just going after the dollar.
Maybe he doesn't know what a dollar is.
The baby just sees a thing.
Well, the baby didn't see anything because the dollar was there later.
But the argument that it portrays the baby as a sex worker...
Like, implies that the baby is doing something sexual right here.
For the dollar.
Yeah.
And I don't think being naked counts as something sexual, especially as, like, a baby.
Yeah.
There's, like, a baby naked in a pool is, like, such a regular thing.
Naked babies in pools are like, that's a fine, fine and good thing.
Let the babies swim naked.
But he seems like a sex worker because he's nakedly reaching for a dollar bill.
Jeez.
If you're a naked sex worker, I think the dollar bills reach for you.
They come to you, baby.
That's right.
Goddamn right.
The legal case also alleges Nirvana had promised to cover Elden's genitals with a sticker, but the agreement was ignored.
So like a little Chiquita Banana sticker or something over it.
Maybe a Dole sticker.
How do they know it was ignored?
Maybe just everybody in the country peeled off the sticker.
That's probably, I mean, if that did happen, that would have been what happened.
We wouldn't know about that sticker anymore.
No.
Um, Eldon, oh, what if it's just, it was like the actual, uh... What is it?
Um...
Yeah.
And that's why I keep my Vax card.
My Vax sticker.
Didn't it actually have a banana sticker on it when it came out?
And like those, your motherfucking idiot parents peeled that shit off instead of saving it.
Fucking dummies.
Selling it for like 50 bucks now, you know?
And that's why I keep my Vax card.
My Vax sticker.
That's why I still have that.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That's going to be worth something someday.
Hell yeah, it is.
Big bucks, big bucks.
Uh, you know, when you have to, like, use it, uh, in order to see your daughter again, or whatever.
Yeah, I mean, it is proof of vaccination eventually.
It's gonna, we're gonna have to take that, you know, as a W. I can sell that mug.
Yeah, no, yeah, you could sell it to somebody for, like, 30 bucks, probably.
Oh, easy.
I might.
Eldon30 alleges his quote true identity and legal name are forever tied to the commercial sexual exploitation he experienced as a minor which has been distributed and sold worldwide from the time he was a baby to the present day.
Dude, I don't know, Spencer, like, no one knew Spencer Eldon was a naked kid on the cover of Nevermind until I read this thing that said, Spencer Eldon, the kid from the Nevermind cover.
Well, what about all the girls who went on bumble dates with him or even, like, saw his profile on a dating app where he displayed his Nevermind tattoo and said he was the baby from the cover of the Nevermind album?
What if you were one of them?
Then you would definitely know who he was.
Tony?
That's true.
That's very true.
I saw it before.
His tattoo actually says Nevermind, but in a smaller script it says the album that I was on the cover of as a naked baby in a very small script underneath it.
Yeah, it says Nevermind, and then underneath it says The Bollocks, parentheses, My Baby Balls.
You know, the only people worse than vegans are people that were naked on the cover of Nevermind.
Yeah, listen, how do you know if somebody was on the cover of Nevermind?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They'll tell you.
Don't worry, they'll get a tattoo about it.
Yeah.
Um, this is so good.
Uh, the band, photographer, and record labels, quote, intentionally marketed Spencer's child pornography and leveled, sorry, leveraged the shocking nature of his image to promote themselves and their music at his expense.
The lawsuit also contends that the album cover photo suggests a, quote, sex worker grabbing for a dollar bill and the person who threw him in, I think his parents threw him in the pool, activated Spencer's gag reflex before throwing him underwater and poses highlighting and emphasizing Spencer's exposed genitals in order to, quote, trigger a visceral sexual response from the viewer.
What?
I don't think that's a thing.
Well, art affects us all differently, Tony.
Maybe you're just dead inside and you don't actually, I don't know, experience the transcendental nature of viewing art.
But yeah, that's definitely what this photographer was going for.
Triggering a visceral sexual response.
You know what's funny about this whole thing is that The whole fighting child pornography is kind of based around family values and stuff like that.
But if you are championing family values, then you're also championing an environment where everyone has seen a naked baby.
It's not shocking, actually.
It's very normal and fine.
And not a weird thing to do until you make it weird by talking about their gag reflex.
It's not a weird thing until you make it weird.
It really isn't.
Yeah, naked babies are pretty much a household staple in, you know, California at least.
But yeah, it is one of those things where you're projecting, you're saying too much when you say that a naked baby in a pool is exposing its genitals to me in order to trigger a visceral sexual response.
It's so fucking weird that someone saw the album cover and was all like, whore, look at this little whore, this is bad.
I wanted to go back and see if I could find any old outrage over the Naked Baby, but I don't even think in the 90s people were that outraged.
No, I think that's probably fine, yeah.
Quote, it's hard not to get upset when you hear how much money was involved, he told Time back in 2016.
Quote, when I go to a baseball game and think about it, man, everybody at this baseball game has probably seen my little baby penis.
I feel like I got part of my human rights revoked.
Um... I... I mean, like...
I think you're doing a lot of things that aren't therapy right now.
And I think that's what needs to happen here.
Because like, what the fuck?
Man, that's a weird thing to be... No one knows you're that baby, dude.
Until you show them your fucking Nevermind chest tattoo.
Yeah.
Yeah, it sounds like this guy hasn't gotten over it.
He hasn't accepted it.
He's just entering a room of people and all he can see are Nirvana listeners and that would upset anybody.
Well, it's probably really difficult, too, because he knows that everyone's like, that's Nirvana baby dick, but also no one's like, hey, Nirvana baby dick, let me get you a beer.
Like, that doesn't happen, but he knows everyone knows, and he's like, what the hell, guys?
Yeah.
Yeah, being the baby, being the naked baby on the cover of the Nirvana album is like being stoned.
It's like being stoned in public, where everybody secretly knows that that was your little dick on the cover of Nevermind.
Yeah, his Nevermind tattoo is his A tattoo.
It's his scarlet letter.
Everyone knows that he was depicted as a weird little sex worker.
I don't know.
You're weird, man.
Yes, you are acting weird.
You're acting just like somebody who was on the cover of Nirvana's Seminole grunge album.
Nevermind.
We can see it written all over your face.
Look, your eyes are red from the chlorine.
And unfortunately, I'm just going to assume that you still have that little baby dick.
And yeah, so I don't want to see it now.
Don't recreate it.
Keep shorts on when you do that.
But me and my friends talk about your little baby dick all the time.
It's all we talk about.
We are as obsessed with it as you are.
Your obsession with it is totally justified because all of us, we're all thinking about it all the time also.
It's cool.
Um, so these comments from Breitbart were, uh, pretty fucking good.
Um, somebody was like, uh, I don't think this photo was meant to stimulate erotic feelings.
Uh, JhennyTheWuhanPlague is the username.
This is, this is, this is the reasonable person.
I don't think this is the reasonable person, Tony.
You didn't read far enough.
Oh, I didn't see those quotes.
I forgot.
I didn't realize it was quotes.
I didn't realize there were quotes around.
This photo wasn't meant to stimulate erotic feelings.
Sorry, there's a couple layers to this.
The reasonable person in this situation is a user named Snarky McLulls.
Who is the one who said this photo wasn't meant to sit stimulate erotic feelings and Jenny the Wuhan plague which is a pun on Winnie the Pooh which is President Xi's like derisive nickname question mark Uh, coupled with, like, a portmanteau of the Wuhan plague.
I guess Wuhan flu, uh, was taken.
Xinyi, the Wuhan flu, was taken.
But this is an aggressive acknowledgement that there is, in fact, a plague.
It's a good point.
Well, that's, yeah, I love that double-dance they have to do, that bit of doublespeak of, like, yeah, we can blame China on this thing that is totally overblown and not happening.
Um...
Yeah, this photo wasn't meant to stimulate erotic feelings.
Neither is the Sears or Penny's catalog, but a lot of guys grew up on those.
It's like, again, you just told on yourself.
You're right.
It wasn't meant for that.
It was meant so that your mom can like maybe buy some undergarments.
But you had to look at it and pervert it.
You had to look at it and use your imagination and stretch it out and make it a whole different thing.
So you're right.
It does take someone to pervert it.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's just, you know, country boys make do, you know, you make do with what's what's around.
And in my case, it was a calendar, one of those calendars with the babies with like sunflower hats, you know, like or like a bodysuit that looked like a strawberry.
Like they're just asking for trouble, like leaving it out there.
Have you seen a baby in a watering can?
Fuckin' a baby in a goddamn rain boot?
Yeah, uh... Yeah, I love mail day, where I get my KB Toys catalog.
You're the one weirdo that goes to just anywhere and like, well, you actually hang that calendar, like, not in the garage?
You go to JCPenney's to buy frames with the stock photographs inside of them.
You know, Dalmatians aren't supposed to wear human clothes, and you're just gonna put that in the living room?
Where anyone can see it?
Wow, okay, cool.
BugMe2 says, if you own the album, that's enough for the FBI to raid your house.
If you're a Republican, that is.
Is it like, oh, they're always catching Republicans for the child pornography.
Seems like it's always Republicans who get caught for it.
Is that what he's saying?
I think he's just saying, like, the FBI is targeting Republicans in general, and they're gonna come to your house if you're a cool, grunge rocker.
That's true.
Yeah, yeah.
You're being too cool.
You're being too hip.
It's just a good thing that no Republicans listen to Nirvana because Nirvana is too cool.
Nirvana is too hip and like feminist for them.
If there's one thing Republicans hate, it's teen spirit.
If there's one thing we know about Nirvana, it's that they never had a problem with people misinterpreting their lyrics from across the political aisle and identifying with songs they had no business identifying with.
Also, everyone knows that Republicans are actually huge Courtney Love fans.
Hey, Nirvana Baby, I got two words for you.
No recess!
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
I liked them back when they just wrote an album about the cure for COVID.
Bleach.
Oh, oh.
I like that.
Errol comments, just another greedy money-grubbing woke-tard trying to make an easy buck.
And then Gary also says, it's always about money for leftists.
Always.
Always.
I mean, you're not wrong there.
I do got some gripes with money.
Uh, I like both of these.
You know, that was like the number one response was, oh, this guy's obviously a Democrat.
Clearly.
He did something I don't like.
Clearly a liberal.
You know, Democrats, like, notoriously suing people.
Um, but...
These ones in particular I liked.
A greedy, money-grubbing woke-tard.
I don't know how he's, like, specifically a woke... guy.
But, uh... Yeah.
There's no wokeness about this thing?
I think maybe, like, trying to say that a child can't consent to a photograph is like woke or something like that.
And there might be an argument to be made that, uh... You shouldn't, like, sell pictures of your kids to a band, but...
I don't think this is that big of a deal.
I think they're pretty much just like, any time that you want to go public and take action against something that happened to you that might have been sexual, that makes you like a woke-tard.
Totally.
That's not how you do it.
Yeah.
Somebody else was like, yeah, this is the same thing like when 13-year-old allegations against a Supreme Court justice come forward.
Yeah, not exactly the same thing, but you know, no, it's not.
But yeah, I like it's always about money for leftists.
If there's one thing leftists love, it's money.
They're always trying to get more money.
They love it so much.
Their whole ideology revolves around money and getting money.
It's true.
It's true.
Getting money and buying boats.
And like extra vehicles, timeshares.
Pouring $30,000 into the vehicle that you already have for purely cosmetic enhancements.
Well, okay, but the thing is like you might think that like that's me being wasteful, but that's just the money I make off of my properties.
That's just the money I get off of my tenants where I'm providing housing.
So you're saying that's like free money for you or?
It's basically, I mean, like, I mean, I work too.
Yeah.
You know, I call people and sign things.
It's not easy to cash checks.
People say it's easy to cash checks, but it's not as easy as they think.
This last conversation was really good.
It's a little long, but it's worth it.
Mackerel1, who's avatars of a puppy, dog, Mackerel1 says, Sue your parents.
They took you to a public place to let you swim naked.
That's the same as I feel for that Virginia chick in Australia who keeps popping up to sue the Epstein estate in Prince Andrew.
Sue your parents.
They knew you were working for a middle-aged man who was going to teach you, quote, massage, let you leave the country with him to fly all over the place at age 17, and you cry trafficking?
Wow.
Yeah, that's like, yeah, the definition of it.
Yeah, that's exactly what that is.
Interviews you have given indicate you were not held captive at any time, had free movement, received many valuable gifts, not trafficked.
So she's still talking about Virginia.
I was once a 17-year-old girl, so I know what some 17-year-old girls are capable of.
I knew one who was a groupie and traveled with an unnamed middle-aged singer for quite a few months.
I was not that daring by nature, not to mention what my parents would have done if I had.
I'd still be in a convent, but I knew several who were.
People need to get J-O-B-S and move on and live their lives.
Jeez.
This is not what this is about.
You know this is not a story about Virginia, right?
Well, again, I think this is, uh, people telling on themselves just a little bit, you know, seeing, seeing a naked baby and being like, well, this was obviously designed to elicit a highly sexual response in me.
Uh, and also seeing somebody complaining about, you know, a fairly frivolous, uh, sexual assault or sexual, uh, what?
Uh, what is it called?
Child pornography.
Child pornography case.
And being like, yeah, this is insane.
Just like that 17-year-old girl who was trafficked across the country.
Just like her complaints.
Yeah, this thing that everyone kind of knows is valid now is just like that.
But I don't want to believe either one, so they must be the same.
Yeah, imagine being in like a right-wing Breitbart comment section and being like, uh, Epstein didn't kill himself, he was actually a victim of the woke mob.
He was just cancelled.
It was cancelled culture going too far.
Electra Adams replies to Mackerel.
You are ignorant of the evil in Hollywood and for him to speak up takes amazing courage as it could get him killed.
Yeah, Dave Grohl's got shooters on him.
Is that this guy's name? - Yeah. - You are ignorant of the evil in Hollywood and for him to speak up takes amazing courage as it could get him killed.
Yeah, Dave Grohl's got shooters on it. - Imagine he does like die like a mysterious death.
Just goes out.
Well, I'm not saying that suicide is out of the question here.
He doesn't seem like a very happy and well-adjusted person.
And there is a member of Nirvana who only has like 3,000 Instagram followers.
So they could probably get away with it.
What do you mean?
They just have a little... Dave Grohl can't do it.
It's too obvious.
Well, I'm saying maybe the guy might just actually... Yeah.
Uh... And, you know, he liked a band with a guy named Kurt Cobain in it.
Uh... I lived there, so I lived there in Hollywood.
I lived there, I know.
Sure, the parents will sell them out, but mostly the parents are clueless.
There is no free will in these systems.
I was there in Hollywood in the 80s, were you?
What?
Mackerel replies, you never answered the basic question.
Why did his parents take him to an aquatic center to strip him down and let him learn how to swim naked?
Why isn't he suing them?
My guess is because mom and dad are not well financed.
As far as was there it as far as was in there in the 80s why yes Virginia I was actually so Now she's just calling Elektra Virginia, which is the name of the Epstein victim that she was trying to discredit.
Wild.
Wild.
Because Elektra, like, empathized with Virginia.
Like, no, whatever, Virginia.
You're all the same now.
Yeah, Virginia is like Karen to Mackerel because Virginia accused Epstein of sex trafficking her.
Why, yes, Virginia.
Why yes, Virginia, I was.
Actually, I was a resident of SoCal, or Cali as my family likes to refer to it.
Then no, you weren't.
You're a poser.
You were not from SoCal or Cali.
Yeah, we call it Califo.
That's what we call it.
Real Califo heads call it Califo.
Yeah, and make sure you say it just like that.
Califo.
Or Callie, as my family likes to refer to it.
If you knew how to read and understand what was printed, you would know he claims it was snapped through an observation window at the Aquatic Center, public domain.
So again, parents took him to the center and let him paddle around in the buff because that's what people like yourself did.
Follow the leader.
But people like yourself also like to jerk...
That knee and go full outrage.
0-50 in 10 seconds.
A huge reason why I took the educational benefits and I left.
It's hard to find normal nevermind safety in the valley.
I didn't buy into the stupidity then and I still reject it now.
Worship quote hero apostrophe s at your own risk.
Wow.
Wow.
This is like the best position you can possibly be in.
As an American, this is the best position on any issue to possibly take because it's you're a freak for letting your child swim around naked.
That's freaky shit.
That's how you freaks do it.
You're also a freak if you get upset over somebody doing that.
And I'm just over here laughing at all of you.
I'm just laughing at all- I'm laughing at the people who did the bad thing.
I'm laughing at the people who think that other thing was a bad thing.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
You're in a good spot.
You're in a good spot.
You're a little like, I retire.
You know the truth.
You know the truth.
Well, and it's just, you're just cool, you know?
I don't go 0-50 in 10 seconds, alright?
That's actually really smart, because you can say, hey, you know your car goes from 0-60 in like 8 seconds?
Well, your car also goes from 0-50 in like 7 seconds.
So, this is smart.
It's a little bit faster.
Yeah, worship heroes at your own risk.
Spencer showed his true colors.
Proved he wasn't the hero that we thought he was on the cover of that Nirvana album.
And of course, you know, he's a baby going after money.
So that part's funny too.
And now he's a man going after money.
Acting.
That's foreshadowing right there.
Quite babyish, in fact.
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Hardcore and punk in favor of the war in Iraq that has like hardcore dudes saluting the flag on the cover of it.
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