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I think I've said that a lot during this episode, but this one was just, oh boy.
I like the energy of this one.
That's why this one rules.
Vincent Moritano says, LOL dot dot dot dot dot.
Someone's bias is showing.
One, the income isn't free, especially when you have to pay a fortune to fix up the house after the previous tenant trashes it.
Two, they are paying for the property, it isn't free.
Three, no landlord is a law unto themselves.
Seriously, get fucked with this shit.
My dad was a landlord for 15 years and had to give it up because of the constant headaches and dealing with people who always are able to skate past a background check while being terrible people to rent to.
And I responded to this by writing, By just writing, aha, this is the funniest shit I've ever fucking seen.
Probably the funniest comment we've gotten on our Facebook page.
We've done episodes like this before, but this one was just astounding.
It's assholes like you that my dad couldn't be a landlord.
He had to give up his dream of being a landlord.
Fucking brutal.
My poor dad.
Opiedad died of a broken heart.
Listen, some people, they just skated right past background checks.
And they still ended up being, you know, we still had a victim.
Can you believe that?
I still had a victim.
Disgusting.
My dad owned a restaurant, and it's scumbags like you that kept it from going regional.
My dad owns a restaurant, and now scumbags like you won't come to work anymore.
Uh, it's, I mean, crying because your dad failed at the easiest job possible.
Your dad bought a money printing machine and accidentally smashed it with a hammer.
That's like what, that's what happened to your dad.
Sorry, dude.
Yeah, he, your dad fucked up.
Your dad's super fucked up.
Your dad accidentally lit his oil well on fire.
Your dad should read any of the books that people in these comments are listing on.
They're like, should reads about how to, how to, how to be a landlord.
Yeah, your dad put his pants on backwards and accidentally freed all his slaves.
When it took the twist to my dad, was this the best part?
My dad used to exploit people for housing, you asshole!
I like how he knows how long it was because I feel like maybe he thinks it was 15 years because when he was 15 his dad was like, Christmas is going to be different this year.
So he must have been 15 years of landlording before that.
No little fire truck for Vincent this year.
Dad!
Um, yeah, so I laughed a lot at this response.
I thought it was one of the funniest things I'd seen.
Uh, Chris Chandler replies, amazingly rational response.
I think you've changed my mind now.
Uh, Billy Divine replied, is that you Peter size?
Is, okay, so is he saying you're, are you laughing at your own small dick?
Is that what he's saying?
It has to be.
Right?
Oh, you laugh.
Is that your Peter size?
This guy's laughing all the time.
Must be because he has a small dick.
He saw the reflection of his small penis in a puddle on the street.
That's why you're laughing.
That's why he's laughing, yeah.
Hey, turn on your phone.
It's actually just reflecting the size of your Peter back at you.
