Minion Death Cult - Without landlords millions would be homeless
Aired: 2021-08-13
Duration: 04:00


=== My Dad's 15-Year Landlord Struggle (03:38) ===

[00:00:00]  This is probably the best, my favorite one.
[00:00:03]  I think I've said that a lot during this episode, but this one was just, oh boy.
[00:00:09]  I like the energy of this one.
[00:00:11]  That's why this one rules.
[00:00:13]  Vincent Moritano says, LOL dot dot dot dot dot.
[00:00:18]  Someone's bias is showing.
[00:00:20]  One, the income isn't free, especially when you have to pay a fortune to fix up the house after the previous tenant trashes it.
[00:00:28]  Two, they are paying for the property, it isn't free.
[00:00:33]  Three, no landlord is a law unto themselves.
[00:00:36]  Seriously, get fucked with this shit.
[00:00:38]  My dad was a landlord for 15 years and had to give it up because of the constant headaches and dealing with people who always are able to skate past a background check while being terrible people to rent to.
[00:00:50]  And I responded to this by writing, By just writing, aha, this is the funniest shit I've ever fucking seen.
[00:01:04]  Probably the funniest comment we've gotten on our Facebook page.
[00:01:10]  We've done episodes like this before, but this one was just astounding.
[00:01:15]  It's assholes like you that my dad couldn't be a landlord.
[00:01:18]  He had to give up his dream of being a landlord.
[00:01:23]  Fucking brutal.
[00:01:24]  My poor dad.
[00:01:27]  Opiedad died of a broken heart.
[00:01:30]  Listen, some people, they just skated right past background checks.
[00:01:34]  And they still ended up being, you know, we still had a victim.
[00:01:38]  Can you believe that?
[00:01:39]  I still had a victim.
[00:01:41]  Disgusting.
[00:01:41]  My dad owned a restaurant, and it's scumbags like you that kept it from going regional.
[00:01:48]  My dad owns a restaurant, and now scumbags like you won't come to work anymore.
[00:01:53]  Uh, it's, I mean, crying because your dad failed at the easiest job possible.
[00:01:59]  Your dad bought a money printing machine and accidentally smashed it with a hammer.
[00:02:05]  That's like what, that's what happened to your dad.
[00:02:07]  Sorry, dude.
[00:02:08]  Yeah, he, your dad fucked up.
[00:02:10]  Your dad's super fucked up.
[00:02:11]  Your dad accidentally lit his oil well on fire.
[00:02:15]  Your dad should read any of the books that people in these comments are listing on.
[00:02:19]  They're like, should reads about how to, how to, how to be a landlord.
[00:02:24]  Yeah, your dad put his pants on backwards and accidentally freed all his slaves.
[00:02:28]  When it took the twist to my dad, was this the best part?
[00:02:38]  My dad used to exploit people for housing, you asshole!
[00:02:43]  I like how he knows how long it was because I feel like maybe he thinks it was 15 years because when he was 15 his dad was like, Christmas is going to be different this year.
[00:02:51]  So he must have been 15 years of landlording before that.
[00:02:57]  No little fire truck for Vincent this year.
[00:03:01]  Dad!
[00:03:05]  Um, yeah, so I laughed a lot at this response.
[00:03:08]  I thought it was one of the funniest things I'd seen.
[00:03:10]  Uh, Chris Chandler replies, amazingly rational response.
[00:03:15]  I think you've changed my mind now.
[00:03:19]  Uh, Billy Divine replied, is that you Peter size?

=== Reflections Of A Small Dick (00:36) ===

[00:03:25]  Is, okay, so is he saying you're, are you laughing at your own small dick?
[00:03:34]  Is that what he's saying?
[00:03:36]  It has to be.
[00:03:36]  Right?
[00:03:38]  Oh, you laugh.
[00:03:39]  Is that your Peter size?
[00:03:41]  This guy's laughing all the time.
[00:03:44]  Must be because he has a small dick.
[00:03:46]  He saw the reflection of his small penis in a puddle on the street.
[00:03:52]  That's why you're laughing.
[00:03:53]  That's why he's laughing, yeah.
[00:03:54]  Hey, turn on your phone.
[00:03:56]  It's actually just reflecting the size of your Peter back at you.