THE OTHER KINDS OF WIOMEN, MAYBE SLIGHTLY LONELY, HUNGRY FOR SOME ATTENTION WOMEN? THEY MIGHT PRETEND INTEREST, THEN GO BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND LAUGH AT THE NERD. (clip)
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This is a Facebook post by the actor Eddie Deason.
This is a semi-famous actor who's known for appearing in movies like Grease, He does voiceover work for Dexter's Laboratory.
He's the antagonist, Mardock or whatever.
Maybe his most famous role, perhaps, is the voice of the extremely annoying kid from the Polar Express.
Oh god.
Oh, that fucking kid.
Ugh.
Do you know what kind of train this is?
Do you know what kind of train this is?
Well, do ya?
Actually, it's a Baldwin 284 S3 Class Berkshire Type Steam.
L.E.
What the heck does that mean?
We're heading for the other side of the tracks!
He did it!
You're gonna get us all in trouble!
He's gonna throw her off the train.
Yeah, he's gonna probably throw her right off the rear platform.
It's standard proceeds actually on the ice, but I said that was impossible.
Oh, God.
Okay, yeah, sorry.
So, Eddie Deezen has a Facebook presence.
He's pretty prolific on Facebook, at least in the terms of posting-wise.
He likes to post jokes.
He likes to post little things for his fans, you know, to give a little chuckle over.
And, you know, let me just give a couple examples here.
Interviewer, colon, quote, how do you see yourself in five years?
Me, colon, quote, with a mirror.
I think we'll still be using mirrors by then.
Five years isn't really that far off.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Smart guy.
So I think this guy's smart.
I think that one's kind of funny.
I think that's cute.
Yeah, that's fine.
He's very smart.
It's clever.
Clever.
Clever guy!
Well, I would hold your compliments to the end.
Okay, okay.
And then, yeah, just this one right below it, quote, That was money well spent, end quote.
Attributed to me to a guy who just bought a well.
Like a water well?
Yeah, I mean, the point is just that it's the word well, because it's money well spent.
That was money well spent.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I thought this was a conversation about clean water.
Because that would be money well spent.
But no, this is a pun.
OK, go ahead.
Yeah.
All right.
Wait, what?
OK, go ahead.
Yeah.
There's no going ahead.
That's just, that's it.
Not as good as the mirror one, I think.
No, I mean, yeah.
So that's like a good cross section of what Eddie Deason normally posts on Facebook.
Just, you know, little kind of one-liners and quips, you know, stuff from like a I don't know, like an early 90s stand-up comic routine or something, you know?
Not half bad.
Go back a little further, though.
I mean, he's talking about Wells.
So go back a little further than the 90s.
But yeah, you're right.
It's definitely... It's been done, is what we'll say.
I mean, you know, this might be some fresher material here.
Eddie Deason, like, about a week and a half ago posted to his Facebook page.
An open letter to all my Facebook friends and pals, to all women and girls, to all who know about the whole current shitstorm going on dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.
So this will be my last and final mention of the current shitstorm between me, the Jewish Dillinger, and her, the waitress.
With one stipulation, which I will mention later.
One really important thing has been omitted and neglected in all my posts about me and some other people.
Okay, in recent months I went in many times to a local restaurant and repeatedly asked a waitress there to put on fake eyelashes.
Told her I did not want to eat there unless she wore fake eyelashes.
What?
What a freak!
What a fucking freak!
Don't do that!
This waitress was 21 years old.
No!
No!
You're so old!
No!
No!
Don't do that!
What I did subjecting a 21-year-old girl to objectification like this was incredibly wrong.
My behavior was inexcusable.
It was rude, disgusting, ugly.
It was pure, unadulterated sexism in its truest terms and definition.
No excuses justify my behavior.
It was cruel and completely thoughtless.
Was it worse to do this to a 21-year-old than say a 30-year-old or a 40-year-old woman?
Yes, it was.
Why?
So it was nice to see him acknowledge some guilt here, do some atonement, rectify some mistakes or whatever.
