If I have to give up beef I will replace it with democrat meat (clip)
Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as access to all previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or on the web. This week: The possibility of DC statehood reveals the right wing's love of the elite and natural hatred of populism as an Epoch Times op-ed argues against mobs of citizens exerting influence on the nation's capitol. Also: An extremely fake story about Biden banning meat goes extremely viral, as freedom fighters across the country vow to continue to do the thing they were already going to do (eat meat) whether Biden likes it or not.
Their response to this, uh, totally phantom, you know, uh, policy or whatever of like, what are you going to do on July 4th?
Well, I'm still going to grill all the meat that I was going to grill and I'm going to eat to my heart's content, you know, or whatever.
And it's like, it's the perfect, it is the perfect encapsulation of like right-wing politics once again, which is like, Just keep doing the exact same thing you were already doing, which is, I'm going to eat a hamburger on July 4th, and I'm going to pretend that it is in defiance of democratic policy.
I'm going to pretend that it is an act of defiance.
I'm going to pretend that it is a protest, or that it is politics.
Like, no, we are not going to, like, We're not gonna organize?
We're not gonna, like, go out into the streets and protest?
Because we know it's fake.
We, like, actually know that this story is fake, but we all can pretend that we are doing something.
We could pretend that we are taking a stand by doing, once again, exactly the same thing we were always going to do anyway.
Except I think that maybe this is being pushed by companies like the Big Green Egg to tell people, like, listen, I know you might be barbecuing, but did you know you can get an entire quarter of a cow in this one smoker?
Really go for it this year.
Really stick it to them.
There are those who do not want you to buy this product.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and here is the same phenomenon that was, yeah, broadcast all over Twitter, all over Fox News.
Here is that same phenomenon, but on Facebook.
In the We'll Never Support Joe Biden Facebook group, Lee Higginbotham Weber posted, all the Biden lovers better be prepared to become vegetarians, question mark.
Biden's climate requirements, quote or colon, cut 90% of red meat from diet.
Americans can only eat one burger per month.
Biden, quote, Biden's ambitious plan could mean Americans will be forced to cut 90% of red meat from their diets, which equates to about one average sized hamburger per month.
They can use all the money they saved, oh, Yeah, I guess this is still part of the quote.
They can use all the money they saved by not purchasing red meat to purchase a $55,000 electric vehicle that American, apostrophe S, may be forced to purchase under Biden's Marxist climate plan!
Tilted, smiling, crying, laughing face.
This person spends so much money on meat that they're saying if I were to reduce my meat intake by that much, I could now afford the new electronic Mustang.
Dude, responses to this were so depressing.
Like this was like an incredibly popular post.
Responses to this were like, jokes on you, I don't make $55,000 a year.
Yeah.
$25,000 a year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In your face.
And those-- Jokes on you.
I don't make the living wage.
I couldn't do this if I wanted to.
In your face.
Deal with it.
Listen to the wording here.
Biden's ambitious plan could mean Americans will be forced to cut 90% of red... This could mean that you will have to get a barcode stamped on your forehead that gets scanned every time you eat a slice of deli meat.
And then right here they can use all the money they saved by not purchasing red meat to purchase a $55,000 electric vehicle that Americans may be forced to purchase under Biden's Marxist... so just like literally like openly making stuff up.
And they're still admitting that no one's being forced to do anything.
This is not a fact.
Biden's plan could mean you have to cut your dick off.
But don't worry, that money you save by not cumming every month might mean that you don't have to buy your wife that mandatory bracelet.
Like, what?
What are you talking about?
And again, The way they're reading this, the way they're seeing this, this has nothing to do with Biden.
No.
Biden did not say this.
Let me fast forward here to a post in Trumpian Republicans.
Another incredibly viral post.
Listen, listen to this, OK?
The caption to this post is three emojis with the eyebrow raised, like, hmm, or whatever.
Straight face, eyebrow raise, yeah.
Other than that caption, it's just a link.
The link thumbnail is Biden on the left, and then a sizzling steak on the right, right?
See, that steak looks good.
That's a good-looking steak right there.
Yeah, it looks very good.
The headline for this link, which is from theconservativebrief.com, the headline is, Biden's climate change goals would not limit red meat to four pounds per year.
It's right there.
So this is an article that is like debunking the rumor that we've been talking about.
Yes.
This is from the conservative brief, so I guess good on them for realizing that their readership, their base is so stupid as to not realize even when they are debunking right-wing talking points they will still get the engagement because this had 4.8 thousand reactions either laughing or angry
Probably right down the middle too, huh?
Once again, the headline, Biden's climate change goals would not limit red meat to four pounds per year.
Every single comment, I cannot stress this enough, every single comment treated this link as if it was Biden's climate change goals will limit red meat to four pounds per year.
It's that thing, it's that trick where, oh I bet you didn't realize that you read this word or you missed this word and nobody caught on to it.
4.8 thousand people did not catch on to it.
That is how pervasive this rumor was to begin with, but it's also like...
Was it like not even one comment?
I scrolled through hundreds of comments.
Not even one comment did I see which was like, yeah, I'll believe that when pigs fly or whatever, but we can't cook the flying pigs because Biden said that.
Like not even one comment was like, oh, this headline is fake news.
Not even one comment was like that.
Just every single comment was like, I will die for my meat.
Scott Gettner, this is the top comment.
Love it, love it.
Literally top comment.
Tony, tell me, you were my witness here.
Yes.
This screenshot is of the thumbnail and the top comment.
This is one screenshot.
Yes, this is all one thing.
Top comment, Scott Gettier.
If I have to give up beef, I will replace it with Democrat meat.
