Minion Death Cult - If I have to give up beef I will replace it with democrat meat (clip)
Aired: 2021-04-30
Duration: 08:11


=== Biden's Red Meat Limit? Myth! (08:10) ===

[00:00:00]  Their response to this, uh, totally phantom, you know, uh, policy or whatever of like, what are you going to do on July 4th?
[00:00:12]  Well, I'm still going to grill all the meat that I was going to grill and I'm going to eat to my heart's content, you know, or whatever.
[00:00:19]  And it's like, it's the perfect, it is the perfect encapsulation of like right-wing politics once again, which is like, Just keep doing the exact same thing you were already doing, which is, I'm going to eat a hamburger on July 4th, and I'm going to pretend that it is in defiance of democratic policy.
[00:00:46]  I'm going to pretend that it is an act of defiance.
[00:00:51]  I'm going to pretend that it is a protest, or that it is politics.
[00:00:56]  Like, no, we are not going to, like, We're not gonna organize?
[00:01:00]  We're not gonna, like, go out into the streets and protest?
[00:01:03]  Because we know it's fake.
[00:01:05]  We, like, actually know that this story is fake, but we all can pretend that we are doing something.
[00:01:12]  We could pretend that we are taking a stand by doing, once again, exactly the same thing we were always going to do anyway.
[00:01:21]  Except I think that maybe this is being pushed by companies like the Big Green Egg to tell people, like, listen, I know you might be barbecuing, but did you know you can get an entire quarter of a cow in this one smoker?
[00:01:34]  Really go for it this year.
[00:01:35]  Really stick it to them.
[00:01:37]  There are those who do not want you to buy this product.
[00:01:41]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:01:44]  Yeah, and here is the same phenomenon that was, yeah, broadcast all over Twitter, all over Fox News.
[00:01:52]  Here is that same phenomenon, but on Facebook.
[00:01:55]  In the We'll Never Support Joe Biden Facebook group, Lee Higginbotham Weber posted, all the Biden lovers better be prepared to become vegetarians, question mark.
[00:02:09]  Biden's climate requirements, quote or colon, cut 90% of red meat from diet.
[00:02:15]  Americans can only eat one burger per month.
[00:02:19]  Biden, quote, Biden's ambitious plan could mean Americans will be forced to cut 90% of red meat from their diets, which equates to about one average sized hamburger per month.
[00:02:31]  They can use all the money they saved, oh, Yeah, I guess this is still part of the quote.
[00:02:36]  They can use all the money they saved by not purchasing red meat to purchase a $55,000 electric vehicle that American, apostrophe S, may be forced to purchase under Biden's Marxist climate plan!
[00:02:52]  Tilted, smiling, crying, laughing face.
[00:02:56]  This person spends so much money on meat that they're saying if I were to reduce my meat intake by that much, I could now afford the new electronic Mustang.
[00:03:08]  Dude, responses to this were so depressing.
[00:03:11]  Like this was like an incredibly popular post.
[00:03:15]  Responses to this were like, jokes on you, I don't make $55,000 a year.
[00:03:18]  Yeah.
[00:03:18]  $25,000 a year.
[00:03:18]  Yeah.
[00:03:21]  Yeah.
[00:03:22]  Yeah.
[00:03:22]  In your face.
[00:03:24]  And those-- Jokes on you.
[00:03:26]  I don't make the living wage.
[00:03:30]  I couldn't do this if I wanted to.
[00:03:31]  In your face.
[00:03:32]  Deal with it.
[00:03:35]  Listen to the wording here.
[00:03:38]  Biden's ambitious plan could mean Americans will be forced to cut 90% of red... This could mean that you will have to get a barcode stamped on your forehead that gets scanned every time you eat a slice of deli meat.
[00:03:55]  And then right here they can use all the money they saved by not purchasing red meat to purchase a $55,000 electric vehicle that Americans may be forced to purchase under Biden's Marxist... so just like literally like openly making stuff up.
[00:04:13]  And they're still admitting that no one's being forced to do anything.
[00:04:16]  This is not a fact.
[00:04:17]  Biden's plan could mean you have to cut your dick off.
[00:04:21]  But don't worry, that money you save by not cumming every month might mean that you don't have to buy your wife that mandatory bracelet.
[00:04:34]  Like, what?
[00:04:34]  What are you talking about?
[00:04:39]  And again, The way they're reading this, the way they're seeing this, this has nothing to do with Biden.
[00:04:45]  No.
[00:04:46]  Biden did not say this.
[00:04:49]  Let me fast forward here to a post in Trumpian Republicans.
[00:04:54]  Another incredibly viral post.
[00:04:59]  Listen, listen to this, OK?
[00:05:02]  The caption to this post is three emojis with the eyebrow raised, like, hmm, or whatever.
[00:05:10]  Straight face, eyebrow raise, yeah.
[00:05:12]  Other than that caption, it's just a link.
[00:05:16]  The link thumbnail is Biden on the left, and then a sizzling steak on the right, right?
[00:05:24]  See, that steak looks good.
[00:05:25]  That's a good-looking steak right there.
[00:05:26]  Yeah, it looks very good.
[00:05:29]  The headline for this link, which is from theconservativebrief.com, the headline is, Biden's climate change goals would not limit red meat to four pounds per year.
[00:05:44]  It's right there.
[00:05:45]  So this is an article that is like debunking the rumor that we've been talking about.
[00:05:52]  Yes.
[00:05:54]  This is from the conservative brief, so I guess good on them for realizing that their readership, their base is so stupid as to not realize even when they are debunking right-wing talking points they will still get the engagement because this had 4.8 thousand reactions either laughing or angry
[00:06:25]  Probably right down the middle too, huh?
[00:06:27]  Once again, the headline, Biden's climate change goals would not limit red meat to four pounds per year.
[00:06:33]  Every single comment, I cannot stress this enough, every single comment treated this link as if it was Biden's climate change goals will limit red meat to four pounds per year.
[00:06:48]  It's that thing, it's that trick where, oh I bet you didn't realize that you read this word or you missed this word and nobody caught on to it.
[00:06:58]  4.8 thousand people did not catch on to it.
[00:07:01]  That is how pervasive this rumor was to begin with, but it's also like...
[00:07:08]  Was it like not even one comment?
[00:07:11]  I scrolled through hundreds of comments.
[00:07:12]  Not even one comment did I see which was like, yeah, I'll believe that when pigs fly or whatever, but we can't cook the flying pigs because Biden said that.
[00:07:22]  Like not even one comment was like, oh, this headline is fake news.
[00:07:26]  Not even one comment was like that.
[00:07:28]  Just every single comment was like, I will die for my meat.
[00:07:33]  Scott Gettner, this is the top comment.
[00:07:36]  Love it, love it.
[00:07:38]  Literally top comment.
[00:07:41]  Tony, tell me, you were my witness here.
[00:07:45]  Yes.
[00:07:45]  This screenshot is of the thumbnail and the top comment.
[00:07:53]  This is one screenshot.
[00:07:55]  Yes, this is all one thing.
[00:07:57]  Top comment, Scott Gettier.
[00:08:00]  If I have to give up beef, I will replace it with Democrat meat.
[00:08:05]  Let's go!
[00:08:08]  Minions law cannibalism!