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Fight for the right in the battle that is your might.
And the Army will rule in the land.
Hold the army without a fight and don't you bother running.
We will rule in the land.
And it's high, high, hey!
The Army's everywhere.
Hold up the case and don't you talk.
And we will be good.
- Wow.
Wow.
So yeah, couldn't finish the song.
Wow.
Wow, shocking footage from North Korea of a child soldier being indoctrinated into their military.
The brainwashing starts really early over there.
Yeah, that was what you heard.
It was the adorable footage of a two-year-old in like Vietnam-era war paint and I guess a child-sized army helmet.
Yeah, that's interesting.
We make those.
And Camo Pants.
He's still at the age where he can like, you know, suck on his toes.
Like, you know, put his feet in his mouth.
Yeah.
So he's kind of like doing that at the same time while singing, the army goes rolling along.
Or trying to.
It's funny how that kid has the, like, the rhythm and everything, but just is not very good at speaking yet.
So a lot of those words are pretty marble mouth.
I mean, to be fair, can the average marine shape words with their mouths?
This is true.
This is true.
It's really the power of the company all getting parts of it right is why we hear it sounding like a cohesive, you know, song.
I think I could fuck this kid up.
I don't know, man.
I don't know, man.
That might be a straight devil dog.
I mean, maybe he's like, uh, maybe this is his downtime, you know?
Maybe he's at ease, you know?
So it's giving me a false sense of superiority.
You did look a little pudgy.
A little soft around the belly.
Um, yeah, so this was a video that I saw on the USA Today Facebook page.
It had like 17 million views or whatever.
And it's just so funny.
We look at a video of North Korean children bouncing a basketball in sync with each other and we're like, well that's brainwashing.
They're all working together like that.
They clearly don't have a choice in this.
They've been indoctrinated into this basketball dribbling.
This is a gulag.
This is a basketball gulag for these children.
And yet we have a toddler singing a battle cry with an actual army uniform on.
We're like, that's great.
It's adorable.
I love this.
It's heartwarming.
Not only is it good, but it's like, I needed this today.
I needed to see this today.
I don't think baby's skin should have that type of paint on it yet.
I think his skin's like so... And also, this poor kid can never, you know, run for office.
I mean, to have blackface photos this young is pretty damning.
I don't know.
I think he could still be the Democratic governor of Vermont or whatever.
Virginia.
Wherever Ralph Northam is from.
That motherfucker.
I'm Alexander Edward, by the way.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
We're Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
Talking about the Constitution, like, talking about maybe passing a law or something is responsible.
And we're documenting it.
What's up, everybody?
It is your show for the week.
We got a lot of stuff to talk about.
Why don't we just get right into it?
What do you say, Tony?
Yeah, yeah.
It's nice, because it's not one of those moments where it's like, so much good stuff.
It's like, there's just so much shit.
There's so much shit.
Yeah, it's good for us, though.
The shit is our bread and butter.
We love the shit.
Yeah, content, you know?
Um, so yeah, of course, uh, there was, uh, just multiple acts of police brutality, you know, that have come to light recently.
Um, obviously the killing in, uh, was it Minneapolis?
Is that where it was?
Um, which we'll get into just a little bit, but I wanted to mostly talk about the, uh, encounter that, uh, Police had with a lieutenant also in fatigues.
It's going to be a very American military centric episode Reading from ABC 7 here armed officers suggest black army lieutenant would face execution during traffic stop And there's a video of it that obviously people listening can't see, but I'm going to read from the article.
Windsor, Virginia.
A second lieutenant in the U.S.
Army is suing two Virginia police officers over a traffic stop last December during which the officers drew their guns, pointed them at him, and used a slang term to suggest he was facing execution before pepper spraying him and knocking him to the ground.
Body camera footage shows, uh, Caron... Caron?
Not sure how to pronounce that.
Yeah, me neither.
Caron Nazario, who is black and Latino, was dressed in uniform with his hands held in the air outside the driver's side window as he told the armed officers, I'm honestly afraid to get out.
Yeah, you should be, one of the officers responded during the stop at a gas station.
That was probably the more like mind-blowing thing about this is the just they're just yeah they don't they don't fight it at all they're like yes you should be scared absolutely and it part of it's like they're there I'm I was waiting for him to say do you not watch the news bro do you not know what we do you yeah be scared we're going to justify every every fear you have about the police yeah
Listen, for every second you don't get out of the car, that's gonna be like another level of brutality against you.
And we started counting a long time ago.
I love, I love, yeah, like, oh, you'll be sorry, like talking to him like he's like a child, you know, like he's like their kid.
You know, like, what's a thing abusive parents say to their kids?
Like, I'll give you something to cry about type thing?
Yeah.
That's absolutely what it is.
I'll give you something to sue about.
Yeah, get over here.
Oh, you think we're corrupt?
Oh, you just wait.
In a lawsuit filed earlier this month, Nazario says his constitutional rights were violated during the traffic stop in the town of Windsor.
The two sides in the case dispute what happened after a second police officer joined the first one at the stop.
At the time, Nazario is probably how that's pronounced.
Nazario was coming from his duty station and going home, attorney Jonathan Arthur told the Associated Press on Friday.
Graduated from Virginia State University.
He was commissioned out of their ROTC program.
He's an officer in the United States Armed Forces, Arthur said.
These guys decide to do this to him.
Asked about Nazario's condition after the incident, Arthur said he's definitely not doing too well.
Windsor police officer Daniel Crocker radioed he was attempting to stop a vehicle with no rear license plate and tinted windows.
He said the driver was quote eluding police and he considered it a quote high-risk traffic stop according to a report he submitted afterward and which was included in the court filing.
Arthur said Nazario explained at the time that he wasn't trying to elude the officer, but was trying to stop in a well-lit area, quote, for officer safety and out of respect for the officers.
Another officer, Joe Gutierrez, was driving by when he heard Crocker's call, saw him attempting to stop the SUV, and decided to join the traffic stop.
Gutierrez acknowledged that Nazario's decision to drive to a lighted area happens to him, quote, a lot, and 80% of the time it's a minority.
Weird, that's so strange.
And I hate, this is how it goes too.
I hate that the lieutenant had to say it like he was doing it for the officer's safety.
Yeah.
We still have to coddle these fuckers.
It's wild.
Well, it's like, I mean, that's like, you know, yeah, kid gloves.
That's like the same shit you say to a customer.
Like, oh, no, it's for your benefit.
It's for the safety of the customers that I'm asking you to stop spitting on everybody.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and then Nazari, the officer, was like, well, it's for your safety that you pull over right now, right?
Because otherwise I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
but uh so basically what happened was yeah he was they tried to stop him because he didn't have plates on his new vehicle he did have registration taped to the front and back windows but they couldn't see it because guess what they weren't in a well-lit area So, Nazario drove to a gas station for his own safety, which is definitely something you should do.
It's absolutely something you should do.
And once he stopped, the officers, I think it's right here.
Yeah, okay.
Nazario drove his SUV to a well-lit gas station where, according to the lawsuit, the two officers got out and immediately drew their guns and pointed them at Nazario after they got out of their cars.
The officers then attempted to pull Nazario out of the vehicle while he continued to keep his hands in the air.
It was so cool during the whole thing.
repped back and pepper sprayed Nazario multiple times as officers yelled for him to get out of the car.
Quote, I don't even want to reach for my seatbelt.
Can you please, my, my hands are out.
Can you please look?
This is really messed up.
Nazario stammered upon being pepper sprayed, his eyes clenched shut.
I mean, it was so cool during the whole thing.
Yeah.
That's like, I mean, God bless him for saying, Mr. Sir, this is messed up.
What's good with my My eyes feel pretty messed up right now.
Yeah.
And then yeah the officer shouted conflicting orders at Nazario telling him to put his hands out the window while also Telling him to open the door and get out the lawsuit says Okay, so this is the part that's like really damning I mean they're telling him to put his hands out the window like you can see in the video He's got both of his arms out the window still still belt, you know still seat belted or whatever and these
Completely dumb motherfuckers are trying to pull him out while his seat belt is still connected While his arms are still in the air and because it doesn't work They fire pepper spray into his face as if that's going to unhook his seat belt for him Just like dumbest motherfuckers on the fucking planet dumbest
angriest most worst worst suited people to be doing the type of job that they're doing absolutely it when watching it you can tell they're just so unaware i mean if anybody they're not even good at the pepper spray you see that he's not even like he has a hard time operating the pepper spray and and the and the lieutenant is just
Frustrated by the whole thing too because I mean that's that's kind of that's part of training and stuff as you know is tear gas and pepper spray he's like this sucks like this is this only sucks for him he's just like this is really just frustrating and I hate it it's not even as bad as the cops think it is it's like you're just being the worst and yeah these cops are just have in touch with nothing
I bet if you're getting orders like this from two, like, piggish, skinheaded cops or whatever, it is a lot like having, uh, what do you call it, like, having a very inept drill sergeant in front of you.
Yeah.
So it kind of might be hard to take it that seriously and you would probably be like, uh, this is, this is messed up guys.
Come on.
The whole time he's kind of trying to reason with him.
He's like, can you guys just chill and maybe tell me what's actually happening?
He's being so reasonable the whole time.
But I like, um, yeah, I like trying to pull him out of a car while he's still seat belted with his arms in the air.
That not working, so they pepper spray him.
I'm just imagining, like, a slightly different version of that opening scene in, uh, I Think You Should Leave.
Where the guy is trying to pull the push door, and because he's in front of the guy who interviewed him for the job, he doesn't want to have been wrong that it was a push door.
So he's like, no, it opens both ways, and he just pulls it, and it's like that, except it's an officer breaking the neck of a suspect trying to get them out of a car because he doesn't want to admit that he was a dumbass for not unbuckling the seatbelt first.
And like breaking the neck while claiming he's doing it for his own, you know, doing it for the betterment of everybody.
No, it works like this, and just like dragging a corpse out of a car.
Um...
This is the part though, this is the part that's so good.
The officers shouted conflicting orders at Nazario.
At one point, Gutierrez told Nazario he was, quote, fixing to ride the lightning, according to the lawsuit.
The phrase was a line from the movie The Green Mile, a film about a black man facing execution and references the electric chair, the lawsuit states.
Okay, that's...
Hilarious.
So funny.
I'm so happy they went with the Green Mile and not Metallica.
That rips so hard.
There's so many mad Metallica fans reading that right now.
This is the time!
This is the opportunity for it!
Also, he had a taser pointed at him the whole time.
That's what he meant.
I've never heard somebody else, let me scroll forward, somebody else tries to correct them and say that, yeah, he was talking about the Taser.
I've never heard that as a euphemism for the Taser, but here we go, Corey Jones.
I feel like I would.
I feel like I would use that.
I like that.
But that's also because I love Metallica and the Green Mile.
Okay, well, I hate Metallica.
I'm indifferent about the Green Mile.
Corey Jones says, quote, Ride the lightning is not slang for execution.
It's slang for being tased.
I'm not defending the suspect nor the officers, but do better reporting.
Why didn't the second lieutenant pull over when lights were initiated?
Why couldn't he follow the initial verbal commands?
High-stress environment and people don't think clearly.
Clean up the vernacular on the street and attempt to compose yourself.
Um, and I, first of all, I like the idea that, oh no, he was just threatening to tase him.
I wasn't threatening to execute him.
Uh, when, what did we learn just today about the, the young man who was gunned down in Minneapolis?
Oh, she thought she was tasing him.
Yep.
Remember that?
She said, Taser and then shot him in the back.
So I wonder why, you know, Oh, she, the cops are just going to tase you.
Don't be afraid.
It's not execution except when it is.
Yeah.
I thought that that was an interesting argument.
I also, yeah, I don't like using rival.
Oh, yeah, you better follow orders or you're gonna get whiplash!
Which is a euphemism for a rough ride in the back of the car.
Gonna knock his head, bang his head up on the way in, like he was told to, right?
Yeah, and your vision is going to fade to black.
That's another Metallica song, Tony.
I never actually listened to Metallica.
So...
Yeah, just awful.
You know, awful shit.
That officer, I believe, was fired.
Finally!
Oh, good!
Was fired after this video was made public.
This incident happened in December, but it was finally made public.
The dash cam and it, you know, caused a bit of a stir and I think he was finally fired.
So, look for Officer Gutierrez in the news three months from now in a different precinct.
Yeah, yeah.
Not even, like, different state.
Just gonna be, like, moved over.
Looking at stuff around this story, I came upon an interesting post by Army Times on Facebook.
And it's, you know, there's a lot of nooks and crannies to this story, obviously, and this post was about how this guy got fired.
The officer got fired.
Um, lots of interesting comments from, uh, our boys in, uh, what's, green.
What are the, with the army, they're green, I guess, right?
Uh, I don't know if they want to do green, because, like, green or, like, that's a real whole thing about aliens, right?
That's, like, lizard people.
I think the army wants that, because, like, lizard people are real, real, and we don't want to assign them to that.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I think lizards can be, are shape-shifting and can be any colors.
Actually, that's true.
No, the military band is just another American flag pattern on the stripe that's in the American flag.
Okay.
It's like red, white, and blue inside of red, white, and blue.
Okay.
John Shook says, I am a disabled combat veteran with multiple combat tours overseas and after 14 years serving in the 82nd Airborne Unit.
I became a police officer slash SWAT police and I will say I was not there for the incident and neither was anyone else.
Okay, thank you, John.
So, what's your point there, bud?
The point is like, you can look at video of what happened, you can listen to the officer's statements, you can look at the officer's actions, but Is there any way, there isn't I would say, there's no way for you to know the vibe of the encounter.
That's true.
There's no, you weren't there, you don't actually like know how everybody was like feeling, you know?
I think that we should require officers to wear mood rings.
That are monitored, you know?
Just always bright red.
Like body cameras and mood rings, yeah.
But that's good.
If they're bright red, we know how to address them.
When it turns orange, then it gets dicey.
What is orange?
What's the difference?
I don't know.
Okay.
Um, I just think that they're mad all the time.
I think that they're full of rage.
They're just sick individuals who should be nowhere near a position of authority.
Yeah, this dude is so mad.
He's so mad.
Like, just because he had to drive an extra block or two, or what?
Yeah, I mean, his orders weren't immediately followed, which is the only way he can have any sort of self-worth.
And this man was telling him that he was no better than you or me, Tony.
He was saying, I'm not pulling over right now.
You're just a normal person to me.
And Gutierrez is not a normal person.
And how dare this second lieutenant suggest that?
And that is a thing, too, where there is some sort of paradynamic, too, between, like, military and cops, too, right?
Where they're like, you know, we, hey, listen, on our soil, you listen to me, because I'm a cop here.
I know that you're, like, world cops, but we're, like, we're here cops.
Well, I think a lot of- So I don't care what, I don't care what rank you are.
Yeah, I mean, I think a lot of veterans do become police officers.
Oh yeah, for sure.
And for obvious reasons.
Like John Shook here, who was a disabled combat veteran, still became a cop, and was not there for this incident, you know?
So, who's to say?
Who's to say what happened that we clearly saw?
This comment thread was fuckin' wild.
Okay, now I'm like cops.
Now I'm a fan of this cop.
For being disrespectful to a troop.
said well done their police officers never represented or fought for this country anywhere in the world they should never be allowed to disrespect the united states combat uniform in any circumstance okay now i'm now i'm like cops now now i'm a fan of this cop for being for being disrespectful to a a troop he did call him a baby killer multiple times he was all listen nobody spit on uh returning vietnam soldiers but i'll spit on you now
*laughter* - Yeah.
With pepper spray.
And then Rob Rojas said, being a police officer is just as dangerous, if not more dangerous, than being in the military.
Being in the military isn't the only way to serve for your country.
I want to be in the room for this argument between, like, no, being a cop is more dangerous.
No, being in the military is more dangerous.
But neither person is a cop or military.
I just want to hear them defend it, you know?
With their crazy hypotheticals.
Um, I mean, shit, yeah, being a soldier in our, yeah, uh, forever wars in the Middle East, our adventurous, you know, pursuits in the Middle East, yeah, that might be as dangerous as being a cop over here, which is to say not very.
Yeah.
Exactly.
You know, the survival rate is pretty high.
I don't know why we're so worried about something with a survival rate that's so high.
And I love, yeah, being a cop is a way to serve your country.
It's like, well, actually it's a way to get paid like $150,000 a year and kill people without repercussions.
Yeah, it's a way to gain ultimate power and get paid a lot of money for it.
Um, I, I responded to this guy, I said, uh, being a roofer is more dangerous than being a cop.
Uh, no sympathy from me, buddy.
And, um, they laughed at that.
They said, oh, oh, you must be living under a rock if you think that, uh, being a cop is less dangerous than being a roofer.
And so then I went to a little website.
Well, I just searched, uh, most dangerous jobs in America.
And I found a quick list that was pretty good.
Out of the top 25 most dangerous jobs in the United States, this was according to like an industrial workplace website, you know, the news aggregator.
Cops are 22nd.
Wow.
Behind firefighters, farmers, delivery drivers?
Yeah, dog.
Iron workers, garbage collectors, roofers, oil derrick workers, aircraft pilots, and logging workers, who actually have the highest fatality.
Yeah.
And I was like, yeah, you could like actually look it up.
You know, you can like look this stuff up.
Like it's, you don't have to just say what you saw in, in a meme, you know?
And.
Oh, but what'd you do?
You looked on the internet for your facts?
Well, he accused me.
He said, Oh, Alexander posted a random article.
Guess that means he's right.
And I was like, what, like, it's not a, it's not random.
Like it's, like, it's just an article.
It's just, it's just like, it's like, think about like a Facebook post, but like longer and with citations.
That's, that's what it is.
Yeah.
I love the, like, dismissing an article, calling it random.
Like, like I went into, I clicked, I'm feeling lucky on Google and put, and pulled up the first article.
Well, what do you know?
This just happens to be the exact information I'm looking for.
I can't let him know that it was randomly generated, though.
No.
Otherwise, it'll debunk my entire argument.
At least your intelligence.
And then another guy said, oh yeah, well, uh, when roofers get hurt, it's because of their own fault.
It's not because somebody was planning on killing a police officer that morning.
That's... awesome.
That's so fuckin' awesome.
Yeah.
Listen, there's no, like, there's not, like, gangs of wind.
You know?
Yeah.
There's not, like, malicious termites.
Right.
Yeah, you don't get to, like, earn street cred by killing somebody laying tile, you know?
Yeah.
So fucked.
Yeah.
Brandon said if that was an NCO or SPC or a PFC, he'd be getting kicked out right now.
So meaning, like, if he had lower rank or whatever.
And then Carpe Victoria, who's a great guy that we're going to explore here for a minute.
With a name like that I'm expecting Excellence.
Carpe Victoria responded, or if they had disobeyed in combat, that lieutenant could shoot them for that disobedience.
Why is it that when they're in combat this, this, like, oh no, the lieutenant could shoot the cops for their disobedience?
No, the lieutenant could shoot the men underneath him for disobedience.
So I guess if the cop was enlisted, sure.
You know what I mean?
Yeah!
And I was like, is that true?
Maybe that's true?
I don't, I don't, that just sounds like a Facebook meme.
You know?
I don't think that, I don't think that's real.
That sounds like a, like an epic movie.
Like it sounds like Starship Troopers.
Like everybody fights, nobody runs, or I'll fucking kill you myself.
You know?
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's in the bylaws.
If you disobey me, I can totally kill you.
And Carpe Victoria was all over this comment section talking about commanding officers getting to kill their subordinates.
He says, uh, he says in his own comment, all you idiots on here talking about how he doesn't have to obey orders.
This lieutenant is at a rank that he could be given a platoon of men, and if one of his soldiers refused a direct order from him, this lieutenant has the authority to execute those men.
If you don't see the irony, dot dot dot dot dot dot dot, you are dead.
I feel like there's some like really tragic origin story of this where like he served in a lieutenant like killed his friend and was like oh oh hey he was gonna go AWOL and you know the rules right you know the rules Carpe right you know I know you know the rules and now he really thinks that and has like he can't ever deviate from that being the truth because then you have to know the truth about you know the murder of his friend
That's a lovely story.
I like that guess.
My guess is that Carpe Victoria is obsessed with hierarchy and obsessed with violence and probably joined the military just so he could exercise a bit of hierarchy, a bit of violence, and keep those boots polished.
You know what I mean?
It's a very weird thing to be fascinated with.
It's a very weird thing to be obsessed with.
Like, yeah, I'll fucking kill the men underneath me.
And that's right.
That's the right thing to do.
Like not camaraderie, just fear.
Uh, and then somebody responded, uh, you don't know what you're talking about.
That's why you're a civilian now.
And Carpe Victoria said, oh, is that right?
When did that change?
Maybe no lieutenant would do it, but he has the authority.
12 years as a grunt.
Got out in 2010.
And then Chuck responded again, hush civilian.
Enjoy your DD-214.
Which is great, you know, I'm not a fan of this posturing, hierarchical, obsessed culture, but it's just funny to see Cape Victoria get owned as a civilian or whatever.
Also, very weird that you were in the military as a grunt, right?
So like, what is that, a Marine?
Or no, Jarhead's a Marine.
What's a grunt?
Just Army?
A military personnel.
That's what I... There you go.
I'm looking it up.
A low ranking.
A grunt is a short, deep sound.
If you think about the noise a pig makes, you'll have a good idea of what a grunt sounds like.
What?!
No!
That's not a grunt at all!
Oh, here we go.
What is a grunt person?
Someone who does an unskilled job.
There you go.
There you go.
Especially a boring job.
Okay.
Uh, so there you go.
Why is the internet telling people that a grunt is a squeal?
That's what I want to know.
I don't know.
That's wild.
No, a grunt is, well, a pig does a snort.
They're calling the snort the grunt.
Okay.
Sure.
Still.
But yeah, so he did stuff for the military, let's just say, for 12 years.
Got out in 2010, so 11 years ago.
He hasn't been in the military for 11 years and he's still commenting on Army times?
He's still very clearly obsessed with the military?
Um, I could see if you're like a career, you know, you're a career man or whatever and you got out like 10 years ago, but you were in there for 25 years or something and that's like all you know, that's like your whole life or whatever that makes a little sense.
But like I've worked at UPS for longer than he was in the military.
And if I, if I like retired or quit today, I would never talk about UPS ever again.
But that's exactly why, you know, I won't go into package delivering battle with you.
That's why I don't trust you to have my six when we're out on the package deliverings.
Just, like, imagine me having been retired from UPS or quit UPS for 10 years, only having worked there 12 years, still commenting on, like, every UPS-related post on the Facebook page.
Well, I don't expect you to understand this because if you understood this, there'd be a dead guy who died mid-Jeff Dunham impression.
Because you would have had to have killed him if you understood where Carpe Victoria is coming from.
I had, well, okay, yeah, maybe you understand him.
I didn't, so I had to go to his page to see what he was about, what Carpe Victoria was about.
His Facebook banner image is troops, like, doing an assault on a compound or something.
Facebook photo is like when you posterize a photo of yourself and he's wearing a ball cap and operator glasses and he's got a beard.
Operator beard.
And his information is he worked at Carpe Victoria Tactical.
Hell yeah.
So there you go.
I also, I couldn't help noticing the past tense in that.
Yeah!
So, worked at Carpe Victoria Tactical, so yet another thing that he doesn't do anymore, yet is still literally defining his entire life by seeing as how that's the name of his Facebook profile.
I love it.
Yeah, because that's not his name.
That's the tactical company that I'm guessing he like founded or something or worked for.
Was.
So Carpe is C's, right?
Yeah.
What's Victoria in Latin?
I would assume it's victory.
Yeah, okay, you're right.
Yeah, so seize victory until you, you know, nobody actually likes your Facebook page or hires you to train them or whatever, so you just kind of stop doing it gradually.
I went, yeah, I went to see his post and he posted two days ago, why is it that no matter what, the dad, which is capitalized, the dad is always the asshole for trying to do the right thing?
We seem to be taken for granted by a lot of people.
But a woman is not capitalized.
Man's up and acts like a dad, capitalized again, and the whole fucking world wants to buy them a beer.
Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.
Is this person like, is this person mad at single moms?
He's mad that he doesn't get the respect for trying to do the right thing, which is prohibiting his daughter from, you know, owning a cell phone even though he's not allowed visitation rights.
Yeah.
That's incredible.
Is that really what it was?
Sounds about right.
That's just never a good look.
Like, just don't ever do that.
Dad is always the asshole, but you know, I like to picture him around as like kid's mom and everyone's just trying to buy his kid's mom beer.
The whole city is out like, hey, we're gonna, you know, we'll call her Mary.
Mary, let me get you a beer.
Come on, let's get, hey, Mary, Mary, Mary.
And he's in the back just like, no, no one even cares.
No one even cares what I did.
What do you think Mary did to like man up?
Do you think she like, Uh, pointed a gun at her daughter's boyfriend's head.
Yeah, right before the prom to make sure, yeah.
That sounds about right.
Or, um, like, ripped, ripped a poster of Nicki Minaj off of her wall.
And then everybody was like, whoa, when a woman does that, that's fucking sick.
And they bought Mary a beer.
She got all of the Nicki Minaj CDs and put them in the living room and ran over it with a lawnmower.
In the living room?
Hell yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they fucking throw a parade for her, but if I did that, it would be racist.
It'd probably be the words you're saying when you're doing it.
She didn't use any of those words when she ran over the CDs.
Oh, okay, sorry.
I thought she manned up.
Never mind.
I was just singing the words.
Oh, this is what you like?
This is the word you like to hear, huh?
And then just, yeah, the post right underneath it was he shared a post from a page called Dads Are Awesome.
But it's not really...
It's the best page.
It's my favorite page because we are awesome.
I was going to say, it's not so much a Facebook page as it seems to be like an algorithmic product generator.
So the post is, heart, heart, perfect gift for your little girl.
Save 40% off plus fast shipping from the US.
American flag, American flag, get it here.
And the product is like a keychain necklace pendant combo, where the keychain is like a dog tag.
And it says, my daughter is my missing piece.
Uh, and then it's got the puzzle piece sort of stamped out of the metal, which is then used as the pendant on the necklace that says daddy's girl.
And Carpe Victoria shared this post and captioned it with F F F F F F F F.
I don't understand.
Did it hit him in the gut?
Was he like emotionally hit by this?
Was he like, I miss my kid when he saw this?
He's either like, yeah, he's either going, so there's probably some anger in there too.
It's probably angry at Mary, which we've decided is the mother of the child.
But yeah, or he's just drunk and like hand on the keyboard, you know?
He actually was gonna think it's really cool.
He was gonna write FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU It's, like, not even cool, Trash.
Like, why is one of them a keychain, and then the puzzle piece, the dog tag's on a keychain, and then the puzzle piece is on, like, a dog tag chain?
Like, are you not down enough to wear it around your neck?
Absolutely not.
Oh, I guess that's like, yeah, you can't do that, huh?
Yeah, absolutely not.
Where am I gonna put my real dog tags from when I was in the military for 12 years?
That's true.
Probably still wearing them.
Probably is, dude.
Um...
Yeah so he just he seems oh and then last he has a post from three days ago oh my god oh it's a photo of him holding like a small dead animal yeah and the caption says can you identify this creature so uh this might also be something he was trying to give to his daughter i don't i don't know
I think we can save it.
I already named it, so if you can help me figure out what it is.
It's like a stillborn rabbit with dust and hair all over it.
Like a close-up shot of his open hand holding a dead baby animal.
And it's weird because it's covered in hair, but it's not that animal's hair.
It's just, like, cat hair that's in his house.
This is, like, under his couch.
And there's just, like, debris and cat hair, like, on the little thing.
And it's just weird that he didn't, like, dust it off or anything.
He was willing to, like, hold it in his bare hand, but wasn't willing to, like, dust it off for the picture to make it easier to identify.
He's gonna rub it on his shirt before he hands it to his daughter.
He's gonna do the thing where he, like, breathes on it, you know?
Like, and then ruffs it on his shirt, like... Dude, this is like the ending to Con Air.
Except the bunny is an actual bunny.
Yeah.
And it's covered in hair, and he hands it to his daughter.
And instead of his... Instead of her mom being like, no, it's okay, you can go over... Her mom is going to, like, run with the daughter under her arm.
Yes, absolutely.
Oh my god, just, like, grabbing a dead... grabbing a dead big, like...
I think he's like sitting too because you can like see his legs behind his hand.
it with your mitt and like holding it up to a camera and being like i feeling nothing at all just being cold dead inside i think he's like sitting too because you can like see his legs behind his hand so just the idea of like sitting with this little thing in your hand this whole thing is really bizarre um yeah oh Also, uh, really, uh, nice hands.
Soft hands.
It's not the calloused hands that I expected from a Carpe Victoria.
Somebody needs to call him out for that.
Uh, let me see.
Yeah, the last couple things, um, in the Kayleigh McEnany, McEnany Fan Club Facebook group, which is, uh, Donald Trump's former press secretary.
Oh yeah, shit.
I was like, why do I know that name?
What is that name?
Yeah.
Speaking of the Minnesota police shooting, they shared a, what is this, Ian McDonald shared a Uh, article from Media Right News.
Uh, the headline says, police officer who allegedly shot Minnesota black man causing massive riots was reportedly a female senior officer.
Um, and Ian captioned this post in the Kayleigh McEnany fan club with, be interesting to see if the quote narrative shifts any dot dot dot dot.
Interesting.
Is it because she's a woman if they're going to be easier on her?
The left is going to be sweating and looking at two buttons that say, believe women, all cops are bastards.
Like, which button do I hit?
And we are going to see that take somewhere, something like that.
Somebody else said was like, oh, they're going to say she identified as a man when she pulled the trigger.
Oh, gross.
That's good.
I hate people.
Linda commented, last comment on this topic, Linda commented, I don't like to see loss of life and I don't like to see running from police.
But who's to say which is worse?
It's just bad all around, you know?
But someone has to die, someone has to die.
Well, I think both sides are wrong.
I think it's wrong to run from the police just like it's wrong to shoot somebody in the back.
That's a real thing.
People don't give the gravity... I think it's wrong to run away from somebody shooting at you the same way it is to shoot at somebody running away from you.
They should just meet in the middle and face each other in fire.
When people talk about this stuff though, they don't talk about the gravity that is like the finality of killing somebody.
If you evade a police officer or whatever, Yeah, they might be embarrassed for a minute, or you might get a stiff ticket, but if someone's murdered, they're murdered, and it's done.
Yeah, it's two different kinds of quote mistakes.
You can't compare those things.
Yeah, I love that.
Like, listen, no one needs to die, but also, you shouldn't be running.
Well, this is the centrist answer.
Both sides can work on stuff.
Black people can just do whatever an officer says for them to do at all times, even if it's conflicting stuff.
Even if it's stuff that you're not physically capable of doing.
And officers can try to work on not shooting everybody all the time.
Even with the video, and even with all of that proof that we saw about conflicting demands, there's still going to be people that are saying he should have just followed orders.
Yeah, that's what they're all saying.
Yeah, and that's what they're all saying, and it's like, look at how hard we're trying.
Look how fucking cool he was the whole time.
He was so nice.
It's wild.
You can't even please him.
This comment is actually the last one.
Vic McFadden said, not saying it's justifiable, but I wonder what led... So talking about the second colonel getting pepper sprayed and then hit and shit once he was pulled out of the car.
Was the officer asking him to show his driver's license?
Was he instructing him to place his hands on steering wheel?
I love like not looking at the story at all and just asking questions that are answered by the story.
You know, it's fair to ask these questions that are answered by the story.
Sometimes the ones getting stopped can get really rude.
Not saying it's okay, but cops are people too, and human reaction is to retaliate again.
Cops should know better, and he was fired, but stop throwing race into this 13, so that's ABC 13, because you know damn well if Rolls was reversed and it was a black cop doing this to a white army officer, you know damn well this wouldn't be a story.
Oh, it would be a huge story.
Yeah, absolutely.
Because that white lieutenant would have got out and put his finger in his chest.
He would have got out of the car and put his finger in his chest and had him trying to push us by the end of it.
I love the idea that cops are people too and human reaction is to retaliate by beating the shit out of somebody for not doing exactly what you said when you said it.
That's just a human reaction.
Cops are just human and they're just as evil as the rest of us.
It's going to be so bad that what's going to happen is they're going to pull up to us and they're just going to toss you a bop-it and then point a gun.
Say starter up!
This is the new one.
I don't know what flip it means.
What does that mean?
What am I spinning?
What am I spinning?
I haven't played this kind yet.
What does fiddle it mean?
What is fiddle?
What does fiddle it mean?
What is this?
What do I do?
Sproing?
What is a sproing?
Can I watch a YouTube video first?
Is that possible?
Hey, listen, ignorance is not an excuse.
Yeah.
Okay, so moving on, we're going to talk about electoral politics again for... I guess not electoral politics.
We're going to talk about the president, all right?
Who's an elected official, right?
Biden said, you know, when discussing What sort of gun control reforms he wants to make.
He said something along the lines of, no constitutional amendment is absolute.
Meaning that he, you know, that Congress can pass laws, you know, modifying the rights or restrictions dictated by the amendments or whatever.
So of course, the response to this was, you know, we should kill him.
Or, uh, Kamala Harris is making him do this so that we kill him and then she can be president, uh, once we kill him.
Or, uh, you know, let's bring, let's bring slavery back, or whatever.
You know, that's, that's like the normal responses to this.
Um, it's kind of fun, like, I mean, obviously, like, none of, none of the amendments are absolute.
Like, all of these... Yeah, that's kind of the whole point.
Yeah, I mean, what, didn't they just pass a massive law restricting voting rights in Georgia?
Yeah, yeah, a huge step backwards.
Aren't I waiting like three weeks to get my rifle, to go pick up my rifle?
Of course the Second Amendment is not absolute.
Yeah.
This was not well received by the right wing.
I think Lauren Boebert said the Second Amendment is absolute and the only person who doesn't think so would be a tyrant.
And you, sir, are a tyrant, or whatever, and he got like, you know, 170,000 likes on Facebook or whatever.
Cheap heat.
Cheap heat.
The Second Amendment, President, that's easy stuff.
It generated a lot of, like, the weakest clapbacks I've ever fucking seen.
Like, a common one was, oh, well, I guess if no amendment is absolute, Then I don't have to pay taxes anymore.
Yep.
It's like, yeah, dude, that's what that means.
That's kind of what that means, sure.
I mean, go for it.
If you want to like, you know, do the things to change the amendment, go for it.
Um... It's also like... Yeah, you know, like...
Tons of people just don't pay taxes, right?
Like, you know, like the wealthiest people in the country, like, they have, they pay people so they don't have to pay any taxes at all?
Yeah, yeah.
You know, like we give Amazon money instead of them paying taxes?
Like, you know, you know that stuff happens or whatever?
Very true, yeah.
Rocky Stacey posted, I loved this post, it was shared in one of the Facebook groups, I can't remember, but he said, uh, random thought, RANDOM THOUGHTS!
Uh-oh.
Biden.
That means no filter.
Biden.
Quote, no amendment is absolute.
Space space space.
Got it!
Space space space.
The next time I get stopped, I'll merely explain to the officer that the speed limit was written by people long ago who aren't relevant to today's issues and could not possibly have foreseen that I would be late for a meeting today.
That should do it!
Sure!
Again!
Again!
Go for it, bud!
What do you... Do you think that there's, like, speed limit laws in the Constitution?
Yeah, he thinks that it's the 25th Amendment.
Wow.
That is why we speak about horses when it comes to cars, right?
It's because it's in the Constitution?
Okay, that makes sense.
Um, yeah, dude, you should tell the cop, uh, that you don't have to drive the speed limit because Biden is going to pass gun control legislation.
It's definitely what you should say to the cop.
You should also like, uh, wave your gun around at the same time.
I saw this post, uh, It's a Branko cartoon.
And it's a dam.
It's like, I don't know, the Hoover Dam.
It's a famous dam.
I recognize the drawing of this dam.
Yeah.
Uh, maybe it was in, uh, the, the Fugitive.
Maybe it's that dam.
Maybe that's how I remember it.
It's too green to be the Hoover Dam, but it's definitely a popular dam.
Uh, the dam says U.S.
Constitution on it.
Uh, the water being held back by the dam says Big Covernment?
It's hard to, it's hard to, it says like... It's difficult, yeah.
It says Bic... Bic?
Covernment.
Those are for sure C's, if anything.
Yeah, it's hard to tell because the, whatever that, he's using the hammer and sickle.
Oh, they might be X's, huh?
Yeah, Bic's Shoverment is being held back by the U.S.
Constitution.
And Biden is in the bottom right hand corner saying, this dam is not absolute.
And he's like really big.
I don't know where he's standing in relation to the dam, but he's taking up like a good quarter of the frame.
And he's got a, you know, like a bundle of dynamite, cartoonish dynamite in his hand.
It says radical left wing agenda.
And he's saying once again, yeah, this dam is not absolute.
So he's gonna throw it at the Constitution, and it's like... I guess, like, yeah, you can change the Constitution, dude.
We've done it.
We've done it several times.
That's just how it works.
And it's... That's why amendments exist in the first place?
Really?
They were amendments.
Yeah, it's really not absolute.
Like, it's not, you know, it's, I don't know, uh, but this was post- Also, imagine, like, depicting, like, I don't know, is water bad?
Like, I, this is a bad metaphor for, for this.
I don't like it.
It doesn't make any sense.
Well, yeah, if you blow up a dam, like, the water is gonna be bad for, uh, for an hour or so.
That's true, and that hour is not worth it.
Um, but the person, the, for the page that posted this, uh, is called Pedro, the political awareness penguin.
And the caption is, uh, slavery, women voting.
None of them are absolute says Biden dot, dot, dot, dot.
That's what he was talking about.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Hey, you guys must also want to bring back slavery and get rid of women voting, right?
As if, like, that's not pet projects of the far right that we talk about every fucking week.
Actual ones.
Yeah, they're literally finding loopholes for those things all the time.
And just openly pining for a return to simpler times before we had all these fucking amendments.
Yep.
And right here, Austin McWherter commented, I'm actually totally okay with repealing the 19th.
Might have prevented this nightmare.
Wow.
So the 19th amendment being the one that granted, you know, women the right to vote.
Is that correct?
We had women's suffrage, yeah.
Oh my god, wow.
Whoa, this is crazy.
Somebody on the right wing also wanting to, also saying that the amendments are an absolute.
And wanting to revoke actually good amendments.
Amazing.
Was there like a historically, historically, historic turnout for women this last election?
Is that a thing?
I don't think it was.
I think there was for the 2016, but I don't think there was last year.
Well, women in general tend to vote Democrat.
Oh wait, is he blaming women for Trump?
What?
Because I think that was the historical women turnout was in 2016, not 2020.
He's blaming women for voting for Biden, like they voted for Biden.
I know that.
Oh.
I'm, yeah.
White women voted for Trump.
Yeah, might have prevented this.
And I love just like, yeah, trying to own Biden by saying, oh, no, no amendments are absolute.
What about these great amendments that we love?
And your following just being like, we don't like those amendments.
Let's get rid of them.
Yeah.
This is a good thing, maybe.
Maybe this Biden guy's onto something.
Mike Goosetree responded yeah oh coming in hot and then he posted like uh a photo that was like all the the triggered women you know in the memes like The women that are screaming or crying that have gone viral.
I don't recognize one of them.
I think one of them is just a woman with glasses with her mouth open.
No, she was on campus.
She like threatened a reporter or something.
She was like a teacher who threatened a reporter.
I don't know.
Yeah, so yeah, oh, you're gonna trigger these women by taking away their right to vote, and they're gonna cry about it.
They're gonna get so mad, oh, you know how sensitive they are.
And then Austin replied, well, it's true.
If some must be sacrificed for the good of all, then so be it.
We're talking about, quote, people, end quote.
who are mainly worried about two to three issues.
Quote, kill babies, get other people's money, and whatever the news tell me today.
This is one of those things that's incredible because I feel like I've said that exact thing about conservatives.
And like war and, you know, and like capitalism, right?
Like, how do they, when they use, they just can't take it a step further and realize what's actually happening.
It's so fucking frustrating.
Cause yeah, all those things are bad.
Killing babies is a bummer.
Uh, taking out people's money is a bummer.
And um, whatever the news tells me today is also a bummer, but that's what y'all do.
That's your whole thing.
Now he's talking about abortion.
He's talking about abortion.
Killing babies is abortion.
Yeah, like, that's all women vote for is just abortion.
They vote for alimony.
And then whatever the news tells them today.
The stereotype of the Republican voter is gods, guns, and gays.
It's not so much anymore, it's more just illegal immigration is the most animating, or just immigration in general, and black people are the most animating factors on the right wing now.
Yeah, people.
These so-called people.
Women.
Am I right?
Yeah.
Imagine thinking like half, like the other half of the species is not people.
Like, we're the people over here.
Yeah, we have to reproduce with animals.
It's weird.
I don't know how biology worked this one out.
It's weird.
It feels bizarre.
Yeah, that somehow a man and an animal can make a man.
You know, it's weird.
Don't ask me how it works.
I haven't studied it.
I'm not a scientist, I'm just here.
But what I forgot about this is, that was not the main point of this article.
This is Austin's comment.
This is Austin saying, yeah, like, you know, this wouldn't be too bad.
And these other people are just cosigning it.
Like, it's a shitty comment section with a shitty thing, and then it just gets deeper.
And I forget about the beauty of this.
Like, this is all about this thing that's completely hypothetical now.
This is a complete, like, this is a million steps away, and they're saying all these things about it, about like, yeah, women probably sure would get mad if you tried to get rid of their rights.
Well, it's a thought experiment, Tony.
I mean, you know, back in the days of Socrates, we had the Agora.
Today, we have the Facebook comment section.
It's true.
It's true.
So I was looking, I was like, what the fuck is this page?
Pedro the Political Awareness Penguin.
I clicked through to it, and apparently it's a comedian.
It's a comedy page.
It's got 30,000 likes, and it's listed as comedian.
Wine, beer, and spirits store.
The avatar for the page, like the profile photo for the page, is a penguin with a mustache, Maracas and a sombrero.
It's like crazy penguin!
A penguin likes to party!
Um, it's pretty random too.
Like, a penguin that's Mexican?
That's... that is pretty random.
Isn't that fricking stupid?
You know what's funny is like there that that this image exists in a like the movies Madagascar and the penguins movies from that I'm sure at some point one of those those penguins were wearing this exact outfit and probably look pretty cool but I like this person elected to have like this image this like I don't know, very basic, very simple graphic, I love it.
2D clip art.
Clip art, there you go, that's what I was looking for.
Pedro the Political Awareness Penguin reminds me of like a first season South Park joke.
It's like, there's that episode where it's like the Island of Misbegotten Mascots, where it's like, I'm Tommy the Don't Run With Scissors Tortoise.
Or whatever.
Like that's the sense of humor here.
Like, isn't it fucking mad, like, just out of left field?
You know what I mean?
Just with a mind on this guy to come up with this stuff.
A Pedro?
A penguin named Pedro?
That's so nuts.
And, like, the alliteration's beautiful.
Pedro the Political Awareness Penguin?
Yeah.
This guy seems like a fun time.
This is like when I was in high school and I would doodle and, like, one of my characters was Bob the Magic Puffin.
And it was funny because his superpower was flying.
Because normal puffins can't fly, but Bob was a magic puffin who could just fly and he had a cape on.
That's the sense of humor that's on display here, except it's also obviously childishly racist at the same time.
Oh, this penguin's from the South Pole essay, you know?
And I was like...
What is this fucking page?
And it says it's a comedy page, but what they do is they mostly post screenshots of black criminals.
What?
Like here, from the New York Post.
It's just a screenshot of a New York Post headline and a mugshot of a dude.
And the headline is, Florida man accused of killing girlfriend's son after he urinated on the couch.
And I don't know about you, Tony, but I'm laughing.
This is so gross, because you know what this is?
If you post black criminals, you have like... This guy apparently killed a kid for peeing.
You get to be awful to this guy now.
You get to let off all your gnarly racist screeds on this guy, because he's awful.
He's a terrible person.
He's a criminal.
So that's all this is.
It's like an avenue to be like, do your worst.
And you can feel good about it.
Yeah, I mean, it's a comedy page, but it seems mostly to be just like the black crime vertical from Breitbart.
Ugh.
It's not funny at all.
There is some other content here, like this snarky infographic, which, top text, is like something you would see on Instagram.
Like, activists on Instagram would post this, you know?
It says, rioting safely.
What to wear?
Anything from Hot Topic.
Yep, yep, I agree.
So like a Rick and Morty shirt, I guess.
That'd be crazy!
Eyeliner, because you're gay, you know?
Steampunk goggles.
Uh-huh.
Because you're an incel.
Yeah, those are the real, Antifa's the real dork incels, right?
I do love this outfit they're building.
Anything with Che Guevara, and then it's the Che Guevara t-shirt.
There's two t-shirts on this infograph.
So, like, the Anything from Hot Topic is a t-shirt, and the Anything with Che Guevara on it is a t-shirt.
And then it says, Spirit Hood.
Which is like the, like, kawaii, like, cat head shaped beanie with, with, like, ear dangles.
Paws.
Paws thing.
The ear paw things, yeah.
Like the only person I've seen wearing anything remotely like that is, is the Q Shaman.
And then finally, Tim Burton tights, which are black and white striped tights.
Yeah.
What one picture are they building this off of?
I can't picture this in my head.
They're probably, somebody probably took a photo outside of a Comic-Con of like a 16 year old, you know, drama geek couple.
And they were like headed to the Antifa protest.
Also, I know people who do dress like this daily, and then show up to protests fully blocked up.
And I think that's fucking awesome.
Yeah, well where'd they get those black shirts from?
The only place I know that sells them is Hot Topic.
That's true.
What to bring.
Signed permission slip.
Two bike locks.
One for bike, one for people's heads.
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Cement mix milkshakes.
It's just a photo of a bag of cement, or a drawing of a bag of cement.
And like, to show you it's a bag of cement, it has a cement truck on it?
Yeah, I thought it was a little pig, but yeah, it's a cement truck.
Giant loot sack.
You know.
You know, the one that... I always see them running around with a big, like, Santa Claus sack on their backs.
List of black friends.
How else are you going to get in?
You can't be...
ATM pry bar slash brain damage stick?
That's incredible.
Champagne to celebrate bounty at the end of the night.
Okay, cool.
Don't bring iPhone.
Parentheses.
You can get one at the Apple Store break-in.
You don't get to activate it right there, dumbass.
Jewelry.
You can get plenty of jewelry at the jewelry store break-in.
Uh, and giant crack rock.
It's like, I love that.
Just a giant cra- like, don't bring your giant crack rock.
Like, come on.
I would never bring a giant- I would have it broken down and, you know, it'd be nice and organized.
Don't bring your George Soros paste up.
Okay, very funny stuff, guys.
More funny posts from Pedro the Political Awareness Penguin.
It's like a, like a, you know, text slash image meme, you know, sort of like a Twitter post sort of thing.
The text reads, Democrat friend in Minnesota, they are looting here again.
Me.
You get what you fucking deserve.
And then the image is Joker saying that like really mad on his like he's fucking pissed off.
And in the top right corner of that image is a little penguin head.
He watermarked that part!
It's not even a watermark, it's just an emoji.
It's just the penguin emoji, like the face penguin head emoji.
In the top left and in the bottom left says made with mematic.
So all he did was add the penguin emoji to the image, but he needed mematic for that.
Yeah, and to make this terrible, what's funny is I misread it at first.
I kind of ignored the Democratic friend in Minnesota saying, um, I just saw they're looting here again for Minnesota, and I thought when he said, me, we get what we deserve, I was like, oh, that's kind of tight.
But then I realized he's saying, like, which is so stupid, what, so you think that Because they're Democrats, looting is happening because of them.
But, I don't know, isn't it pretty obvious that this has happened because of police?
How do you even twist that one?
Well, it's interesting, they try to do this dance about how blue states and blue cities are the ones that have people rioting in them.
And they say, oh, of course these are Democrats rioting or these are, you know, the failures of Democrat policies that are leading to the rioting.
But the answer isn't like, oh, these people are rioting because they want more right-wing policies.
Yeah.
Like, the answer is that the Democratic leadership are just as right-wing as mainstream Republican leadership.
Like, that's...
Yeah, see, the real, I guess, what all you're saying is it's just a tautology that says there's no Republican mayors of large cities.
Which is also, you know, very curious.
So I like Democrat Friend in Minnesota.
They're looting here again.
Me to my Democrat friend.
You get what you fucking deserve!
Right after, like, shooting him in the head on live TV.
That's the line, right?
That's, that's, I love it.
I love it.
And it's, it's just, it's like, why is this Democrat your friend if they're, like, BLM, if they're, like, pro-rioting or whatever?
I don't know, it just flies in the face of, like, you know, oh, liberal intolerance.
They refuse to befriend anybody with their own beliefs, but also, like, I'm going to scream epithets At my quote my hypothetical Democrat friend that I can't have in real life for some reason no anyway, and then I Think this is the last one.
Oh there was one that was like Men who want gun control fall in love with OnlyFans girls And that got like 500 likes and like a thousand shares or something I don't even understand I don't understand that.
I think it's the evolution of men who want gun control are gay.
I think you're right.
I think they just came up with a variation on that.
That's so weird.
Like you're a cuck because your girlfriend's hot.
Oh, so it's not even that they're subscribing to OnlyFans and falling in love with them.
It's that they're falling in love with girls who happen to have OnlyFans and they're cool with it.
I think it's the latter because the former does not make sense at all.
No, none.
Like, maybe they're just, they're so, so, such big losers that they can't even have a girlfriend in real life, but I don't know how that correlates to wanting gun control.
But no, you're right.
It's, it's saying like, oh, you're, if you, if you're cool with gun control, you're probably also okay with other people looking at your chick naked.
When I'm the only one who's allowed to show photos of my naked girlfriend to other people.
Actually, dude, I really like it when other people shoot my gun.
I think it's pretty cool as long as I can like watch you shoot my gun.
Yeah, as long as it's a safe environment, everybody's consenting.
Yeah.
Last one is just, I mean, it's not that, not a really great one to end on, but it just, this page was fascinating to me and I was like, Okay, we've seen, you know, the most of the racist stuff.
Like, let's see, like, what are, you know, the actual jokes here.
Uh, and it's a meme with like a Charlie Hunnam looking guy.
I don't know.
He's like, I think this is from the show Vikings.
Yeah, he's supposed to- I think he's supposed to be like a viking.
He has like a mohawk-ish type thing and drinking out of what can only be described as like a tusk stein.
Yeah, uh, he's probably some grog.
He's probably drinking some- or mead or something like that.
The text says, the difference between humans and animals.
That's all just a sentence.
Animals would never allow the dumbest of the herd to lead them.
The only reason I'm sharing this, really, is because I've seen this in several places in the last couple days.
This exact quote, over, like, different memes.
And I don't... I don't understand, like... Like, animals don't really judge based on intelligence.
Like, it's more just like, if you can kill me, like, I'll probably let you lead.
Yeah, and also...
Who are they referring to that's leading them that separates them from the animals?
Well, Biden.
Biden's a, you know, old dummy and humans willingly elected him to lead.
Oh, yep.
Yep.
It's just, it's hard to parse because it's like they're not comparing their political adversaries to animals in a negative sense.
They're comparing humans to animals in a negative sense.
Yeah, we should take a no from the animals.
Animals are the good thing in this right-wing meme, which is interesting.
I think it'd be pretty cool if Pedro the Political Awareness Penguin were to maybe go grab him by his throat, in his teeth.
Just go bite him by the throat.
Shake him around a little bit.
Maybe don't, like, finish him, but just let him know you're there.
Then you'd be the leader of the pack.
Why don't we have the most intelligent among us... Why don't we have the most intelligent lead us?
Like that old cowboy from The Big Lebowski.
Or that one guy who's on trial and a few good men.
Or this Viking dude from the show Vikings.
You know, the best, smartest, our modern day sages.
The true circle of wisdom.
The look on his face, too, is like, hey, that's a good point you got there.
You know, you're right.
I never have seen a dumb wolf lead the pack.
I've never seen that.
But here we are.
This is weird because it's anthropomorphizing animals, but To a greater degree than you're even anthropomorphizing humans?
Yeah, and also admitting that you blew it, too, you know?
You didn't vote for the dumb animal to leave you?
But he said would never allow, and that's why I think it's funny.
If you're saying never allow, Then also you should not have allowed it.
Well he's trying he's trying to feral pill his fellow he's trying to herd pill his fellow pack mates.
Oh man we're gonna hear like groups of dudes howling soon now that people are getting vaccinated.
I love the idea that animals are like, oh man, you know what?
Tom's really got some good ideas.
I think he should lead the herd.
Yeah, I think he's the one.
I think he's the one.
That's so cool.
It's so cool that people think like this.
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