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| TrumpBabe65 says, You can choose your biological sex at 5, but cannot have consensual sex at 17? | |
| Wild. | |
| Yeah, that's exactly how that works. | |
| The left, the social sciences, the sociologists, they're arguing for the idea that you can choose your biological sex at 5. | |
| That's how that works. | |
| It's the thing where you're trying too hard and you're making yourself look... Just be a bigot. | |
| Don't try to sound like a smart bigot. | |
| Not only that, don't try to sound like... Don't try to defend minors having sex with 38 year old men in order to justify your bigotry. | |
| I don't think you have to pull that one in. | |
| I don't think you have to like... | |
| Use, you can, like, people are already on your side. | |
| Enough of these freaks are already obsessed with children's bodies enough for you to just make your first point without saying, like... Yeah, they just gotta roll with the rest of it. | |
| Oh, listen, if, you know, assigned male at birth children get to wear dresses, then Matt Gaetz should definitely get to fuck a teenager. | |
| Yeah, it's... Okay. | |
| Oh, trying too hard. | |
| Trying too hard. | |
| Yeah, and then Magatuff Scene responds, Under 17s can't understand murder at 17, but it's perfectly normal for teens to have sex and be allowed to get an abortion without parental consent. | |
| What? | |
| Also, I mean, you don't know anything because a lot of 17 year olds are tried for adults. | |
| Like, if you do pretty much any crime at 17, you're getting tried as an adult for the most part. | |
| That's just, that's just how the justice system works. | |
| Yeah, that's very true. | |
| Also, in this analogy, you're saying that teens can make the totally smart decision to have sex and get an abortion under the age of 18, but can't make the totally smart decision not to murder someone. | |
| I don't understand, like, do you think kids having sex is, like, a smart thing for them to do? | |
| And then, oh, but they're... Listen, these kids, they're fucking and sucking, and, like, they know what they're doing when they're doing that, but then when they're murdering, they don't know what they're doing? | |
| Like, what? | |
| Is the abortion the murder? | |
| No, he's talking about being tried as a juvenile. | |
| Yeah, right? | |
| Okay, that's what I thought. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I was trying to give him a little something there. | |
| But no, that's so... Just pick one, chill. | |
| You're doing too much. | |
| Um, Red in DC says, outside of the possible sex trafficking, parentheses, I'm still on the fence slash wait and see because it's too hard to tell who's being truthful. | |
| Again, I would just refer to like the multiple photographs of, of Matt Gates, like posing with underage girl, like seemingly going out of his ways, you know, like he's got like all the fucking all girls schools, you know, documented in his Google maps or whatever. | |
| Um, The rest can be filed under, quote, a guy being a guy. | |
| I don't mean that in any feminazi, puke emoji, or degrading manner. | |
| I see it simply as what a lot of young guys do regularly. | |
| Especially guys like him who date slash marry girls in their 20s while they themselves are pushing 40. | |
| It's funny that this is giving the media the vapors. |