There is nothing more traditional, and therefore more repugnant to a Liberal than the concept of a monarchy (clip)
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to bonus weekly episodes directly in your podcast app. This week, we have an important follow-up with the Bidens' disgusting, unpresidential dog, The untold story of Geezy finally makes the show, and Candace Owens writes an insane piece in the Daily Mail supporting the royal monarchy in order to criticize a black American woman
Okay, I do kind of identify with Prince Harry because when I started this podcast with you, Tony, my parents were extremely disappointed in me that I was going to be doing a podcast with an American.
They're like, don't you want to get a little more worldly perspective?
They were like, really?
They kind of have a bad reputation.
I think, I mean, the American, like, focus?
On British royalty is so fucked up.
It's like, it's once again, it's like, it transcends conservative and liberal.
I think, I think there's like, it's like the pit bull thing.
Like there's freaks on both sides of the issue from both sides of the aisle, um, who just really should not, like, there's one obvious like side to be on and it is, it is like anti-queen.
Like, if I'm gonna have to opine, if I'm gonna have to weigh in on, like, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry against the crown, like, I'm sorry, like, I'm taking Meghan Markle's side.
I don't care if she's, like, a millionaire now because she married Prince Harry.
If they're talking shit about crusty, reptilian, translucent racists, I'm like, yeah, that's the side I'm on.
Yeah, it's easy.
It's pretty easy.
That's why I do love her.
I do know that she's pissing people off.
Because, let's be real, I've been Meghan Merkle a million times.
And I'm fine with it.
It's like, you know, like, and I, and it's, it's, I'm fine with it.
You know, I'm, I'm totally, I'm totally fine with it.
It's just like, uh, they suck, man.
Like, she sucks too, but she might be grifting and that's kind of tight.
So, I didn't, this was my, I have a subscription to the Daily Wire.
Alright folks, I'll just come clean right now.
I get the Daily Wire in my inbox five times a day, every day.
This was... You're not proud of it, it's just something you have to do.
It's part of me at this point.
This was my, and I feel like they pulled all the good quotes from the Daily Mail piece that Candace Owens wrote, so this is what we're reading.
Fascinating that it was written again before the interview even came out.
Because Candace Owens, being a logical black woman, looked at Meghan Markle talking to another black woman and was like, oh, this is going to be the race card.
This is going to be fake allegations of racism.
I can just sense it with my superior intellect.
She knows it because she's like, every time I gotta do this, I'm gonna bring one of my sisters on, I'm gonna try to make myself look good.
She's like, look, I got black friends too.
Like, goddammit, I forget about how much I hate Candace Owens.
I fucking hate you so goddamn much.
I was confident that Megan, a relatively unknown B-list actress, would somehow find a route back to Los Angeles, Owens stated, because there's nothing more traditional and therefore more repugnant to a liberal than the concept of a monarchy and all of the quote broken traditions that come with it.
I mean, yeah!
There is nothing more liberal than rejecting a monarchy a continent away.
And we find it disgusting, frankly, as conservatives.
That's so wild.
This is what I'm talking about with the insane pretzel these people have to twist themselves into to continue the conservative culture war grievance grift.
There's so much stuff that is just off the table when you're trying to shape your politics in opposition to liberals that you have to resort to Complimenting the monarchy that you're famous for like rebelling against?
You just can't use certain like Visuals in these these particular things like you can't do the cut you can't do like any Patriot like old-school patriotic stuff You can't say 1776 in the same breath.
You can't like you could you just gotta keep them separate, but they're all there can't use the The Susan B Anthony flag in this article or whatever Yeah, that's what that is.
Yeah, what's it called?
I don't know, but Susie B. Anthony is like the suffragette.
The racist suffragette.
You're talking about the other racist white woman who did black people dirty.
There's so many of them, Tony.
What am I supposed to keep them straight?
Betsy Ross.
There you go.
I was, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Because there's nothing more traditional and therefore more repugnant to a liberal than the concept of a monarchy.
So it's like, it's, I feel like you can trace this backward.
Like the whole antebellum South was like a cultural battleground for the conservative right wing.
Like, oh, you can't have a fucking dinner party staffed entirely by black people and waistcoats and white gloves anymore because that's racist or whatever.
And it's like, so now you got to work backwards and be like, oh yeah, I guess, uh, Liberals are just uprooting all of our traditions like hereditary monarchies and taxation without representation, which dates back to the fucking 1500s!
