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Jan. 22, 2021 - Minion Death Cult
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I want to stress the importance of people not refering to Pedo Biden as the P word (clip)

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Let me continue reading this post, because it's so good.
State of emergency was declared for our nation's capital, and it's been in place for some time now, as Biden didn't want the people to know Trump put into place.
Yeah, that's right.
Biden didn't want the people to know Trump put in place.
It's like, that's a good chess move.
He didn't want the people to know Trump put in place.
Yeah, that's smart.
The military only recognizes a legitimate commander-in-chief.
Biden was fully known to have committed voter fraud by the military, and it's in their hands now.
Most importantly, GODS!
Yep.
And that's God apostrophe S, which in this case is grammatically correct.
She means God's hands.
She doesn't mean a pantheon of multiple gods.
Yes.
She means it's in the military's hands now, but also GODS!
It's also in God's hands.
It's a military matter, but also God!
If you're a religious person, couldn't you say that about everything?
Yeah, and also couldn't you just skip the whole military part?
Do you even have to say the military part if you really think it's in God's hands?
Well, maybe you're like a... The military has got it.
It's in God's hands.
Maybe you're appealing to, like, you know, a broader... Maybe you're appealing to, like, the Muslims, you know, in the audience who don't believe in God.
You know, the... Smart.
You're appealing to... But they believe in American military.
You're appealing to, like, the Jewish folks in the audience who don't have a God, you know?
Uh... Yeah, yeah.
That's right.
At no point do they say, for heaven's sake, in this.
I'm getting a lot of static on Tony's end here.
Possibly because of the nature of the subject matter and Tony's sinful ways.
And now it's just gone.
Now God has silenced Tony completely.
So frustrated.
I heard that.
God allowed me to hear that you were frustrated.
Yeah.
Well, what I think the fix was, was the- Nothing.
Wait, you didn't hear any of that?
I heard you say you didn't hear any of that.
That's good.
Okay.
Was it some cuss words?
A lot of foul things.
Did you go- I'm happy you didn't have to hear it.
Did you go blue for a second?
I did, I did.
That's alright, we're on Patreon.
Yeah, yeah.
This is now an NC-17 episode, but you don't have to hear that.
Maybe it'll show up on your recording.
I don't know.
I definitely didn't hear any of it.
I fucking hope so!
Um, okay.
So, uh, yeah.
It's in the military's hands now.
Oh, and yeah, also God's!
Right?
It's like, you could say that about, like, everything.
Like, oh, look at what the government, you know, look at the laws the government passed.
Also, God!
God helped.
Yeah.
Um, Biden... It's a slippery slope between that and nihilism, though.
Biden committed treason when he chose to take the oath knowingly.
Right?
So, we got him right where we want him, folks.
He chose to become president by taking the oath, which seals his fate.
He's now doomed.
It's not that he took the oath, it's that he took the oath knowing that he cheated.
He knew he cheated and he still took the oath and that's the crime.
No, it's- this is stupid.
This part is stupid.
Everything else makes total sense.
But ignorance of the law is no excuse.
I mean, we've all been pulled over, right?
And you're like, I didn't know it was 35.
Um, yeah, that's no excuse.
So even if he was like, even if he was like, I didn't know I couldn't steal an election, like that wouldn't matter.
It's, it still would be illegal, you know?
So that part, that part doesn't make sense.
Uh, but what they're saying is that he committed treason by becoming a false president Like you're not allowed to do that actually becoming a false president is like really fucking like there's There's uh attempted false presidency, you know, there's conspiring to be a false president and there's actually doing false president and that's That's the worst one.
Yeah This is like premeditated first degree false presidency and that shit, there's for sure laws against that in every state.
There's gotta be laws against that.
I don't know.
I haven't read the constitution.
There's federal laws.
That's not cool.
And he's president now!
This fucking moron actually became the president when we all know, we all know what was gonna happen to him.
This is nuts because I think that makes everything that America and Americans do while he is, quote, President, unquote, makes it all null and void.
So, take out loans now, sign contracts now, because they don't count.
I saw people legitimately making that point in the Donald Dot win.
They were like, so I can appeal my taxes, right?
I can say I don't have to pay my taxes because he's a fake president.
He's not the real president.
And somebody was like, well,
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