Minion Death Cult - someone has to die now (clip)
Aired: 2020-12-16
Duration: 06:47


=== Mommy, Can I Kill Now? (06:46) ===

[00:00:00]  The Supreme Court wouldn't hear Texas's case to throw out votes in Michigan?
[00:00:05]  Yeah, let's do a political cleansing.
[00:00:09]  Please, yeah.
[00:00:10]  Let's do a cleansing of this country.
[00:00:11]  That's like the reasonable answer.
[00:00:13]  And that's like, you know, it's funny.
[00:00:16]  We try to find the funniest content for this show, but that's like the overwhelming response in these Facebook groups is just like, Mommy, can I kill now?
[00:00:28]  This is a long running thing.
[00:00:32]  Minions law has been established for quite some time and it's only accelerated.
[00:00:38]  It's only been more and more proven.
[00:00:41]  I think that honestly we're to the point now where we need to just, that is going to be, that is the go to.
[00:00:48]  I think Minion's Law is more prominent than anything else.
[00:00:52]  It's more useful than Godwin's Law at this point.
[00:00:55]  I see it faster than Godwin's.
[00:00:58]  You will see Civil War before Hitler every time.
[00:01:01]  I, uh, on Friday was when the news broke about the Supreme Court dismissing the Texas case and I was like working.
[00:01:11]  It happened at like, I don't know, I think I saw it at like five or six and I think it happened at four.
[00:01:18]  And, um, I was just like, Oh cool.
[00:01:21]  Like I have to do this job that like prevents me from.
[00:01:26]  Yeah.
[00:01:27]  Covering the thing that our show is about because I just saw I just saw so many tweets I saw so many minion death cult tweets from immediately People sharing stuff from like parlor and and reddit and Facebook and I was like, yeah, these are all minion death cult tweets.
[00:01:43]  Thank you Thank you about people like you know Lusting after bloodshed because, you know, Amy Coney Barrett didn't vote to install Trump as God-King for life.
[00:01:58]  What we're saying is thank you to the Minion Death Cult lobbyist who personally aided in the stoppage of this from going forward.
[00:02:09]  Thank you for that.
[00:02:10]  I think it's worth it.
[00:02:11]  I think we did a good job.
[00:02:13]  Wayne Thompson said, this is all in the Operation Save Our President Facebook group.
[00:02:21]  Wayne Thompson said, unfortunately it now time to prepare for the worst.
[00:02:25]  Get ready to buy a blue coat or a red coat.
[00:02:28]  Myself, for one, will accept the Democrats' plan for America.
[00:02:33]  God help us when the war starts.
[00:02:36]  So confusing.
[00:02:37]  And then Paul says, uh, you can go along with the Dems.
[00:02:41]  I will never accept their plans for our nation.
[00:02:44]  Socialism is not in my future if I can help it.
[00:02:47]  And then Wayne responded, "Miss Print, I will not accept their plan." It's so...
[00:02:57]  Oh, wait, hold on, my bad.
[00:02:59]  That's not what I meant to say.
[00:03:00]  I meant not.
[00:03:01]  I didn't mean to say that.
[00:03:03]  Obviously, I would love to talk more shit on this, but like...
[00:03:08]  I'm the typo king.
[00:03:10]  I've sent out the opposite of what I meant to say so many times through a quick typo, but this one is like, this is pretty, pretty much there.
[00:03:20]  You can say in these groups, I've tested it.
[00:03:23]  You can say whatever you want.
[00:03:25]  And then when somebody replies, just be like, I meant the opposite.
[00:03:28]  I'm sorry.
[00:03:28]  I meant the opposite of that.
[00:03:29]  And they're like, Oh, okay.
[00:03:30]  Cool.
[00:03:31]  Which is so good.
[00:03:32]  Like, why, why can't we do that with the rest of the life?
[00:03:34]  You know?
[00:03:35]  Why can't we just forgive and forget?
[00:03:37]  That's cancel culture, dude.
[00:03:38]  That's the problem.
[00:03:39]  That's the problem.
[00:03:40]  You're not allowed to pretend you made a mistake.
[00:03:43]  No, no.
[00:03:44]  You have to...
[00:03:48]  If you messed up on accident, even if it didn't happen, it happened and that's it.
[00:03:53]  Yeah.
[00:03:54]  You can't eat it.
[00:03:55]  You should be given the benefit of the doubt that you didn't mean what you said.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, that's awesome.
[00:04:01]  Oh, Ms.
[00:04:02]  Print, I will not accept their plan.
[00:04:03]  I won't do it.
[00:04:05]  I've commented in these groups like, I will never vote for Trump.
[00:04:12]  They're like, what?
[00:04:13]  I mean, I meant I will always vote for Trump.
[00:04:16]  And they're like, okay.
[00:04:17]  Oh, okay.
[00:04:17]  Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
[00:04:20]  That's how we're going to win this civil war is with spies.
[00:04:23]  That's it.
[00:04:24]  It's going to be that easy.
[00:04:26]  So the number one post, I liked to read that, the one from Dan Puke about his reading of the Supreme Court decision.
[00:04:37]  It's just an interesting bit of cope.
[00:04:39]  Yeah.
[00:04:39]  You know?
[00:04:40]  I like it.
[00:04:41]  Uh, the number one thread, though.
[00:04:44]  Number one response in this Facebook group.
[00:04:49]  Was under a post from Jay Burgundy who shares the New York Times article, Supreme Court rejects Texas suit seeking to subvert election.
[00:05:02]  And Jay Burgundy captions this share, this link, with WTF?
[00:05:10]  I mean, I think you're giving him a lot of credit with that.
[00:05:13]  This is just WTF.
[00:05:16]  It's a capital W, lowercase t, lowercase f. This is a very casual post.
[00:05:23]  I think it just happened to gain traction.
[00:05:27]  I like that.
[00:05:29]  It's a real assessment.
[00:05:31]  This is a very well-balanced response to this.
[00:05:35]  It seems like genuine confusion.
[00:05:37]  It's not reactionary.
[00:05:39]  It's a, what the fuck?
[00:05:40]  It seems like genuine confusion, like what the heck?
[00:05:43]  It was like me looking at the raw beef sandwich.
[00:05:48]  Typically this is responded to with all caps all spelled out.
[00:05:52]  What the fuck?
[00:05:54]  But, this is, you know, this is, so that's why I like this one.
[00:05:57]  This is a real person.
[00:05:58]  Jay's a real person.
[00:06:00]  Also, also, one thing about Jay, um, why I know this is balanced, Jay's also black and wearing a Tupac shirt.
[00:06:08]  So, so we know this is a more balanced, like, this is a meet in the middle.
[00:06:14]  Because there's no way this guy's pro-Trump, right?
[00:06:17]  He's pro-Trump.
[00:06:19]  Tupac was pro-Trump too.
[00:06:20]  You haven't heard that pro-Trump Tupac quote?
[00:06:25]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:06:26]  Where he says, one day a real man is going to come and wash the filth from these streets.
[00:06:31]  So yeah, this was a big post.
[00:06:34]  It got like 600 comments in this Facebook group.
[00:06:39]  The first comment I have here is from Mark Soul Jr.