In our sequel to The Ballad of McB, we return to Florida's prodigal son Kevin McBride, diving into his newly released autobiography: Gents, Let's Talk About Feminist [sic] We read about the rise of feminism and decline of men, ushered in by feminist icons like Alanis Morissette, Nancy Grace, and OJ Simpson prosecutor Marcia Clark We also learn about the dangers of the LGBTQ movement and how it has led to an alarming increase in erectile dysfunction among men Visit http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult this Wednesday at 8pm PST for a live event featuring further selections from "Gents" Support the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Godspeed You! Black Emperor - BBF3
Because he's black and he still likes fried chicken.
So there, liberals.
Unashamed.
I'm gonna do react videos to Terrence K. Williams react videos eating fried tofu.
Dude, do that.
Do at least one of those.
Find the weirdest Terrence K. Williams react video and react to that one.
With just you eating vegan tofu.
Totally.
None of that meat based tofu.
None of that meat tofu.
The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist-fornia today.
So stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
But stay tuned, guys.
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And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
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What's up, everybody?
Thank you so much for tuning in.
We have a jam-packed show.
Let's just get right into it.
Joining us today is Brett Payne from Street Fight Radio.
How you doing, Brett?
Doing great.
Thanks for having me.
Watching Indy 500 all day.
Getting ready for the call-in show.
Been doing good.
Hell yeah.
You've been into the Indy 500 thing.
I'm like getting enough satisfaction from watching you watch it so I don't have to do it yet.
It's interesting.
I like it.
I was a real fast and furious came out when I was like 18 so I had like a blow-off valve and like a short shifter on my Audi A4 that I that eventually got repoed because I couldn't afford it but I've always liked cars and I was looking for something during quarantine to watch that was exciting and it's just like as soon as they start driving like my phone goes down and I'm just like wow those cars are fast and now there's so there's so many in
like in the cockpit cameras that you feel like you're in there and they'll show them they're like they'll show their dash they're going 150 miles an hour and they're going around a corner you know and they're pulling like five g's it's it's pretty impressive it's been it's kept me busy so they all they all have cancer now after pulling five g's constantly yep yeah i don't know if i could i i mean i haven't watched it i i
I trust you when you say that it's interesting, but the only, like, racing that I've ever found interesting is like rally sport shit.
Like, that stuff is crazy.
Yeah, Rally's awesome.
I just gotta log in for that.
So I will be watching Rally soon.
I watched, there was some video that came up in my feed and it was race footage and you're the only one in my feed who ever uploads race footage.
So I was like, okay, this is Brett, but he's like watching a different sport.
These are like, I don't know, more normal looking cars, I guess.
And then the car like hits the, what do you call it?
The pit, the pit route, you know, off the side, just like going as fast as the regular speed.
And I was like, oh shit, what is he doing?
And then he skids and then does a 180 skidding into the side between two cars.
Like he's parallel parking between the two cars, but then keeps going and skids out and does another 180 right to where his pit crew was.
And I'm like, that's fucking insane.
And then I realized I was watching a video game of some kind.
I was like, that looks like a cool video game. - Yeah, I've been watching some of the drift stuff from Japan, which is pretty fun.
Also, if you want to watch old classic stuff, there's this really dangerous, awful racing they did, rally racing in the 80s called Group B, which was basically, there was no limit on how many production cars you had to have, so you could just make like a one-of-one monster, crazy fucking car and put it in there.
But they like slammed into the crowd so many times that after like two years of it, they were like, this has to be stopped.
I think I got into those rally... I didn't... I never got into it, got into it, but I think I started appreciating rally racing based on like those epic fail compilations.
Where you just see, or it was like close calls, like the faces, you know, near faces of death where you see just a rally car tumbling down a dirt road and somebody running toward the camera away from it.
Let's get to this, let's get to this topic.
Okay, so we asked Brett on, Brett's a friend of the show of course, we love having him on no matter what, but there's a, we had a specific agenda in mind.
We are revisiting a Minion Death Cult favorite, a favorite of ours, and a favorite of the listener if the reviews are to be believed.
An icon.
A man by the name of McBee.
This is Kevin McBride, small business owner from St.
Petersburg slash Tampa, Florida.
The episode title for this installation will be Letters from a Tampa Bay Jail.
You have to go back, if you're not familiar, you have to go back and listen to The Ballad of McBee, the first episode we did on this gentleman, where he was imprisoned by a feminist judge at the behest of the LGBTQ mafia.
Who had persecuted him after he had merely put up anti-gay signs in the windows of his fancy clothier store in Tampa Bay, Florida or St.
Petersburg, Florida.
One of those.
He even went as far as to put a picture of the bartender's face who worked at the bar next to him up in the window calling her like a man-eater or something.
Calling her like a lesbian man-killer.
Yeah, man-hater, yeah.
And just, we don't have time, that's about all the background I'm gonna give.
Please go listen to that episode.
It's incredible.
But I have here one thing that I wanted to read from that episode, just to set the tone of who McBee is, okay?
McBee posted on the window of his clothing store, my poem from jail.
Hello, it's me, McBee from jail.
Serving day four of ten because I did not prevail.
Life was perfect until August 19th of last year.
The Tampa Bay Rays were the reason I moved here.
My talent is I can see things in reality.
Now I am here wasting away?
Really?
Honesty, character, and transparency has always been my game.
But it doesn't work in the legal world, I am ashamed.
If only I knew in advance that an officer needed to prove herself.
I read her soul during the arrest.
She needed self-help.
The two black eyes under her makeup was the first tell.
Maybe this is why she assaulted me.
Provoking me into this hell.
Everywhere I go I have been trying to spread the good word.
Teaching right from wrong and helping guys.
Staying true to my word.
Whether on Facebook, morning till night, bars or at the shop, LOL, my quest to make things better will not stop!
McBee.
Uh, so what he's referring to is the time he got arrested at a Pink concert.
Yep!
For, like, assaulting a woman, right?
For assaulting a female officer, I believe, is what the charge was.
Oh man, okay, so... But I gotta say, like, that's really the mission statement of this show, you know, was really just, uh, just, you know, helping the guys and staying true to the word.
So I like it.
The reason we're... I mean, that was... Yeah, go ahead.
Was that, like, was that a prompt in jail?
Did they have, like, some poet come in and make them write something down, or...?
No, I think Mick B is just an industrious person.
He can't stop working, basically.
Evidence of that is the purpose for doing this episode, because as a few different people brought to my attention in the Facebook group, Mick B is now a published author.
Kevin Thomas McBride has published his autobiography at Amazon.com and the title of the autobiography is, Gents, Let's Talk About Feminist.
That's huge.
I mean, that's arguably the biggest public house in the world.
I think, if you think about it, that's the biggest one in the world.
How do you think he set this up?
They don't just talk to anybody, right?
Oh, no.
I think they're sympathetic to his story.
Once they saw how much integrity he had that was just flowing out from him, they're like, we gotta share this.
McBee's first ticket broker was out of his garage.
So they felt that.
So, once again, the title of this book is Gents, Let's Talk About Feminists.
What's the cover image?
The cover image is him, I think, at a bar with a glass of wine that's far enough away from him to where you don't know if it's his glass of wine or not.
He's just looking at the glass of wine like, what am I going to do with this glass of wine over here?
I just like the title.
I like that he was... I mean, somebody had to tell him that, like, that's not grammatically correct.
That feminist isn't a noun.
I mean, it is a noun, but it's, like, it doesn't fit in this structure.
No, it doesn't make sense.
So, but he just went with it anyway.
It's a style.
I mean, he's a trailblazer, you know?
People are gonna start talking about feminists more now.
So, in one of the statements here, I think is indicative of the composition, the genesis of this book.
He says, the first chapter, I don't know if I will be putting this in my pretext, Which I think means like the prologue.
But I'm writing these words from the Arlington County Jail.
As I sit here all alone, whine my jail cell, and reflecting on those times, I get tingles down my neck while writing about the Madonna concert back in the day.
The concert was simply jaw-dropping.
So he was writing this in jail is the main takeaway.
The first chapter, which is titled Timeline of Feminism, it starts out with a pretty lengthy chapter on Madonna.
Is it about the time he got kicked out of a Madonna concert?
Is that the first time he came up face-to-face with feminism?
Was that a Madonna concert in the 80s?
Well, in a way, it is the first time he came face-to-face with feminism, but he liked it.
He says that Madonna was the original Me Too movement, and then he kind of documents how things spiraled out of control from there.
And I do want to say there is an author's note up top that says, Author's note, I'm trying to say that this book is 100% originally written by me.
I never read any other books on the subject, articles, or any type of transcripts for it.
I did no research to help me write this book.
Yep.
So, say this is all him.
He's taking 100% credit for the content of this book.
He knows how not to get sued, at least.
Yeah, that's smart.
Yeah, really free balling here.
This is like such a flex.
He's like, no, this is all me.
I give no credit to anybody.
I never read a book in my life.
This is all just like, I'm like a savant out in a cave.
If it sounds familiar, it's not.
I just made it up.
I really did off the top of my head.
You're reading this, you're getting your mind blown, you're like, where did this guy study from?
And you're like, wow, this is all intrinsic.
Yeah.
You can just tell he's like never read anything because he's talking, he's like, I'd like to, uh, I'd like to use a metaphor here.
I got a newspaper and it shows a heat map of the United States and it's all orange and red on the map, which means that the United States is really hot right now.
And this, I think, is like feminism.
Feminism is spreading across the United States.
And then he put a fucking photograph of that specific newspaper's front page in the book.
To show you what a heat map looks like.
You know, feminism is kind of like the Beatles' fever.
It's really taking the country by storm.
The Beatles' fever, yeah.
We all remember that.
That was a thing, right?
Yeah, the Beatles' fever.
Lost a lot of good ones to Beatles' fever.
It's called Beatles' insanity.
Beatles' insanity, there you go.
Mania.
Beatlemania.
Oh, you got it?
I got it.
I got it.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm imagining that he's just sitting there, like, plunking his pencil on his head like, God damn it.
This feminist.
What is it like?
And then he just looks over and he sees this red glowing blob spreading across the United States.
He's like, this is exactly like feminism.
Did he read any of that newspaper?
Probably not.
No.
No, probably not.
That was not about heat at all.
That map was not about heat at all.
It was actually about deforestation, and he just didn't read it at all.
Another author's note up top.
It's not an author's note specifically, but it is in the prologue.
The title of this little blurb is, LOL Page Definition.
And, uh, the text reads... That makes sense.
Contrary to popular belief, I'm a very fun and humorous guy, even though it might appear otherwise with my message here.
I love life!
Attacking women, too.
I love life.
I do.
Every day.
It's just that I was given a very difficult mission.
Maybe the hardest.
Quote, thanks a lot, Lord.
LOL.
In this book, I'll be using these little amazing abbreviations for laughing out loud, parentheses, LOL.
It's because I'm smiling, laughing inside, or laughing out loud myself.
It might also be used to expose the humor in what I just wrote.
I'm not kidding.
A few times while putting the thought to pen, then pen to paper, I was busting up laughing out loud inside my jail cell.
LOL.
This is beautiful.
That is astonishingly stupid.
What about the grandmas that are like, huh, I always thought that meant lots of love.
I had no idea.
It's for laughter.
Well when he said so I had already read like part a big chunk of this book before reading this specific little prologue because when you buy something on Kindle it just starts you off at the first chapter like it skips all the forward pages and shit.
And he uses lol at the end of like every paragraph or every other sentence like he types out lol a lot and so I'm like okay that's a very interesting writing style for a grown man uh and then when I went back to this and he says while he's explaining it he says thanks a lot lord lol I was like oh shit he's one of the love our lord guys That's what he means with LOL.
Good thing he clarified, but no, he just means he's laughing out loud in his jail cell.
If you don't know what LOL means, I'm just doing a little funny thing there to, you know, play with you.
Letting you know we're having a little gag here.
I'm using an amazing little tool called an abbreviation.
The only thing worse than publishing LOL is explaining why you did it.
Is publishing that paragraph.
Okay, so chapter one, Feminist Timeline.
He has a lot of theories about how music is responsible for feminism getting out of control.
And there's a long lead up to this where he talks about whether or not feminism started in the 60s or 70s.
And some people said it started in 1968, but in his opinion, it started in the 70s.
And then he talks about the Madonna concert, But then he says that music encouraged women to make fun of men in their songs, degrade men for shock value and for like controversy basically.
And he says right here, he writes, ready for some examples?
No Scrubs by TLC.
Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa.
Yep.
Quote.
I Hate Boys by Christina Aguilera.
Missandry.
All this is Missandry.
That's so blatant and everybody just lets it pass by.
Go right to the top of the charts.
I hate men.
You can say it loud and proud.
You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette.
That's a scathing indictment of men.
She's making fun of a man getting a blowjob in a theater.
His God-given right.
Just because he's her ex-boyfriend.
I think if you told McBee it was like a revenge song or something, I think he probably could get into it.
Or like, it was angry.
I don't know.
I don't see that one.
I guess.
He is very against female vengeance.
He thinks that the feminist movement is just 100% vindictive women getting theirs over on the men they think they hate because of No Scrubs by TLC.
Yeah, the feminist agenda really is what's been ruining his life.
And these songs are just like scathing reminders.
It's awful.
The one that probably stood out for me, and I welcome the feedback from men on this one, this song is still played in bars and clubs around the globe.
Nasty Girl by Vanity Six.
Wow, what a sexy song.
It was over-the-top sexy and I loved this song growing up.
Dancing and roller skating to it was so much fun.
The song itself is innovative and fantastic, but it led to some questions I had.
Are women grading us or judging us in bed?
Is sex that important?
Is having a large penis the only way to please a woman?
There are probably some underlying questions I've missed.
So he didn't list all the questions that he had while hearing Nasty Girl by Vanity 6.
But I think you get the point.
The key lines in the Nasty Girl song were, I need seven inches or more.
Get it up, get it up, I can't wait anymore.
No wonder millions of guys went gay in the late 90s and early 2000s.
Yeah, I mean it's true.
Like, that made dick sound really cool.
That made getting dicked down sound really tight.
It'd be pretty tough to take a big dick like that.
That's usually my line.
I'm usually like, hey, how do you feel about the Vanity of Six song, Nasty Girl?
I just think it's too sexy.
The song was too sexy.
It's so sexy it made me gay for dicks.
It's funny because he seems like he might have been fun if it wasn't for feminists.
Because he loves pop music.
If he was just gay and stopped being anti-gay and just went to all of his Madonna and Pink concerts and got along with everybody instead.
Yeah, that'd be a lot more fun.
He's got a lot of hang-ups.
He's like a very religious person.
He's like against even smoking weed, but he's very in favor of alcohol, as we'll see later in a couple posts.
I think speed, probably he's okay with prescription speed, even if you don't get it from a doctor.
I will say there is no verse where Jesus, like, smokes weed.
The burning bush?
That wasn't Jesus.
Oh, okay.
That was a sinner.
Yeah, that was Moses.
That was God.
God's the one who was getting it on.
So the second, like, sub-chapter in this first feminist timeline, because chapter three is also called Feminist Timeline.
The second, like, section in the first chapter of Feminist Timeline is all about Nancy Grace.
Another big factor in the Feminist Timeline growth was Nancy Grace.
We have 10 million Nancy Graces running around this country today.
People who emulate who they admire on TV.
It's human nature.
20 years ago, there was only one Nancy.
Today, we have millions running around the country.
So, the next time you are out with someone that resembles the above stated, and she starts acting up, just say to her, chill Nancy, you're not on the set.
LOL.
They'll totally get it.
They'll totally know exactly what you're saying.
Are you calling me Nancy Grace right now?
Of the Nancy Grace Show?
Yeah, that's true.
Is that what you're saying right now?
You get spit on if you call someone Nancy Grace.
Are you saying I'm a sassy, independent woman?
If I was a woman and somebody said that to me, I'd be like, are you calling me like a gay man?
What are you saying right now?
Are you calling me Nancy Sinatra?
Are you telling me like my boots are made for walking?
What is going on here?
I also now imagine like he wrote this at the end of 20... When was this published?
This was published this year, but he wrote it in 2019.
Yeah, I'm saying right before Karen, and I imagine right now he's like, FUCK!
FUCK!
THEY'RE NANCYS!
THEY'RE NANCYS!
PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEY'RE NANCY GRACES!
THEY'RE NOT KARENS!
I can see him commenting on posts, I think you meant to say Nancy.
I think you meant to call her Nancy.
Here's my published book from this year that proves that you're talking about Nancy's.
It's like so fascinating.
He's got like these very specific cultural touchstones that I don't know maybe like were a big deal at some point but I don't like I only learned about Nancy Grace from like her HLN show after she presumably like got fired from CNN for being a weirdo or something like I I don't think she was a feminist role model by... I don't know.
I'm not the arbiter of that, of course.
I've only heard the most horrible things about her.
I've only heard the most horrible things.
I've never heard a kind opinion of Nancy Grace in my life.
I like how he has this history of being bitter towards women in the justice system.
Why?
Because was she a prosecutor?
You know, she had like a TV judge show, didn't she?
I don't know.
He says CNN, and then I only know her from an HLN show she had later, where all she would do was like, you know, wring out pictures of dead kids for ad revenue.
Was that Swift Justice with Nancy Grace?
Possibly.
Yeah, she would just inject herself into, like, some weird story and just rant and rave about it, you know, about how kids are getting murdered on the street all the time.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she would, like, presume live on it, like, jump to assumptions live on air and, like, ruin people's lives.
I think that's the kind of anchor she was.
Oh, that makes sense.
Anyway, uh, it's just a very interesting, like, and we'll see that as we go on with him.
He has these very specific, like, what he thinks, I mean, you know, no scrubs by TLC.
Like, that had, that's why feminists are the way they are today.
Nancy Grace on CNN.
That's why feminism is so bad.
Though, there's another very specific cultural touchstone that we'll get to in a minute, but this next one, which is in this feminist timeline, uh, Section, I believe... I believe that's where it is.
I don't remember.
I have this copied and pasted.
But this is a personal anecdote from him that is extremely revealing, extremely informative.
He's talking about how he used to work at a... I think it was a steakhouse.
It was either a steakhouse or a restaurant.
He used to manage it.
And he's talking about how he was...
He was basically wronged by the general manager of this restaurant.
He wanted to fire a kid who worked under him and then his judgment was undermined.
He says, I liked the kid and he always got the steak temperatures correct, but after a pattern of him disrupting the business, it was time to let him go.
Not to mention the possible health code violations.
That evening after having to clean and close the station, I wrote in our manager logbook what he did, which was he was like flirting with a server and then that server got an order wrong because he was distracting her or something like that, so he fired the kid.
I recommended we fire him permanently.
Why not the woman for disrupting the service and being so, you know, a problem in the workplace?
Seems like a double standard to me, yeah.
He goes on, my GM calls me the next day and tells me we must keep him because he's too hard to replace.
Stunned, I came in the next day and quit.
Again, this job was sweet for me at the time.
Fast-paced kitchen atmosphere, good pay, and I was able to date a few of the employees there.
Banged.
Whoa.
LOL.
Whoa.
What?
Wow.
I was able to date a few of the employees there, period.
Banged, period.
LOL, period.
Oh, that is hilarious.
If you're listening and you worked with McBee at a steakhouse, call in a street fight.
We want to hear all about it.
Yeah, I want to know anybody that has ever come in contact with McBee, for sure.
This is interesting because it is like someone's personal history.
And you can see, because he's older, how during the middle of the 90s, towards the late 90s, he just went on his own timeline from there.
It was he had seen enough of the world, he had seen enough after No Scrubs came out and was just like, this place is going down the tubes.
He's gonna be bummed when he hears like Cardi B and Lizzo.
He's gonna freak out when he catches up.
I mean, sorry, but like revealing that you're using your power as a manager and also hitting on employees and sleeping with them is, I mean, borderline criminal?
Yeah.
Should be.
It deserves a punching in the stomach.
Yeah, for sure.
And that's the interesting thing, is that he was fucking his employees, several of them, and then also getting mad at this other kid for flirting with one of the waitresses and, quote, disrupting the business.
Like, how much flirting do you think McBee did while on the job?
How much disruption of the business do you think McBee did on the job?
But he was, conveniently, manager.
Well, from my experience, you need like a little bit of flirting before, like, bang.
You know?
Yeah, so I'm assuming he did some of it, yeah.
Before banged.
Then, you know, yeah, it doesn't work that way.
Throughout my life, I've tried to stick to a good moral and ethical code.
I'm coming to you with a lot of truth and reality.
This is where I am misunderstood in today's society, I guess.
I quit a dream job because I was overruled.
This of course sent me on the path of small business ownership the rest of my working career.
Let's title this story as quote fire the kid or I'm walking bucko lol uh and this there's like two things in here which is great he quit what he calls a dream job because somebody like had more power than him yeah he had a boss wild and it's like yeah the boss don't bosses suck dude like isn't it bad but it's like
He quit his dream job because somebody wouldn't let him fire the person he wanted to fire.
He was like such a proud person that he couldn't stay at a position that wouldn't give him total authority.
And then second of all, he was like, this is why I need to be a small business owner.
He was the first person in history to say like, you're fired.
And the guy was like, no, you're not.
He's like, well, if you're not fired, Good I can't not, I can't not fire you because I quit.
That's like never, that's not how that goes.
I, um, I don't know if he, yeah, he probably wasn't going to make it in any sort of regular employment.
He just doesn't seem like he could get along with any person, even if he, yeah, under any circumstances.
He seems like a very unlikable character, so I'm glad he found his way.
He's one of me.
He washed out of the workforce, you know, on his own, like me.
this is um so yeah this is still the first chapter the timeline of feminism uh and one and a striking sub section in this was called we love you honey And I'll just read the last couple paragraphs from it.
He writes, Ladies, when you believe your man is making an error in judgment, please start out kindly and respectfully.
Example, it's Sunday.
Fun day.
The man is driving his female companion home after a nice day.
Whoever that may be.
Wife, girlfriend, prospect, client, or friend.
Maybe even kids in the car.
He still has a couple of beers in him.
Oh wow!
Where did those come from?
They were out at a client business meeting on Sunday.
Having a couple beers at Home Depot.
My distant cousin's there.
The kids are there.
Business clients are there.
It's just a fun day.
Everybody's there.
That's what you do.
He still has a couple of beers in him.
He responds to a text, email, or Facebook notification while driving.
He weaves a bit.
Most women get all frantic and scream out, watch it!
Or worse.
LOL, semicolon.
Thus, almost creating a real accident.
It's all your fault.
It's all your fault.
He probably insisted that he drives too.
A real man will drive even if he's drunk.
You don't want to have a woman behind the wheel.
Ladies, instead of berating him, insulting him for his poor decision making, say something like, we love you honey, calmly.
This simple, soft spoken message to us will do a few amazing things for you and the man.
Imagine you have these friends that are a couple, and every time one of them messes up, the other one just yells, we love you honey.
I spilled a little bit of wine, we love you honey.
Drunk driving, reading a Facebook notification, going over the center lane.
We love you honey, we love you, we love you, we love you!
We love you, honey.
Can you stop going through my phone?
So sick.
Just so gross.
He gives more drunk driving advice later on.
I like being the man, too.
Not just a man.
The man.
He says, uh, never mix medications with alcohol while you're driving.
Pro tip.
That's a good pro tip.
And he says, uh, never smoke weed or anything else while you're drinking while driving.
Uh, because while you're on the road, you never know, uh, the people around you.
They're probably on mushrooms or on, what was the other?
He said weed or mushrooms.
Well, and also, pro tip, if you are too drunk, if you just, like, pack an olive in each one of your cheeks, you can get home safe.
It will soak up the alcohol, and you can get home.
That's another McBean piece of advice, I'm sure.
Okay, chapter two is UFAs.
Do we have any guesses?
I have no clue.
Universal Feminist Association.
Okay, so you and I, Brett, we each got 33% right, but it was a different 33%.
- Right, but it was a different 33%.
I knew that the U in UFAs was unfair.
I knew that was gonna be, I knew it was like something he was mad about.
I knew it was like a grievance of some kind.
So I was like, is the UF unfair?
But no, it is unfair feminist, oh shit, what is it?
Accusations?
No, it's like double standards.
Shit, I can't remember.
Like assets, or unfair female assets, or unfair female advantage, that's what it is.
Unfair female advantages.
So he lists experiences where he's had unfair female advantages in his life.
And he goes on this long story about a woman who came out to Las Vegas, his ex-girlfriend, who wanted to have a weekend fling or whatever.
And they go to a casino because he's a gambling addict, like he says in the book.
And they're betting separately because he wants to play cards and she wants to sit at the slot machine.
And she gets all mad and walks away and he tries to chase her and says, what happened?
Uh and apparently the bartender who was also wanting to have sex with this woman told her that that McBee was there with another girl and got her jealous so she stormed out and he tried to help her or he tried to get her back into the car Uh, and she wouldn't get back to the car and then some guys came out of their car who were definitely going to rape her.
So he grabbed her by, uh, the hair or something to put her into.
He's like, so I tried to grab her and she was wiggling around, but then aha, I got her by the hair.
Uh, and then he puts her in the car and she had hit him in the head with one of her high heels.
That subsection of that chapter is called the High Heeled Cock Block.
No fucking way!
What is the statute of limitations?
Well, don't worry about it, Tony.
Just keep listening.
I thought it was going to be like her female friend was in high heels cock-blocking him, but he's saying the woman herself cock-blocked him with her high heel by hitting him in the head with it.
Yeah, the bartender.
He probably wouldn't beat up the bartender after that.
So they go back to his house.
He's pissed off and he won't let her come into the house.
She won't leave.
So he calls the cops on her.
The cops come and take them both to jail.
And then he's still got like an assault charge or an arrest for domestic violence on his record.
Just because of this incident.
Incredible.
Incredible.
So, anyway, the next- Wow.
The next segment- So, what is that supposed to be, though?
Like, is that- Well, the cops just assumed that he, like, is the one who abused her, even though he called the cops and he was bleeding or whatever, because I guess, according to him, Las Vegas has this rule where they put both parties in jail, like, to sleep it off if there's a domestic disturbance or something like- I don't know.
Don't know how accurate that is, okay folks.
In the next timeline on feminism, I'm trying to remember her name here because, you know, I'm not as up-to-date on my Gen X cultural relevances, you know, cultural events or whatever.
Who's the female lawyer who represented the prosecution in the OJ trial?
Isn't it Marsha something?
Marsha Clark?
Yeah, so he's got a whole chapter called Marsha Clark.
Wow.
He has a theory that Marsha Clark's loss in the OJ trial is what spurned women to be so vindictive against men, especially in the courtroom.
He just felt the air change.
When that verdict came through, the first thing he thought was, oh, the women are going to be pissed.
Well, no, it's a great juxtaposition because he says if OJ would have lost, then the blacks would have rioted and killed a bunch of white people.
So it's good that he won, but because he lost, women are killing a bunch of men in the courtroom.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
So it's like you're damned if you do it.
I love it.
If you're a white man, you're gonna get it either way basically.
That's what he's saying.
But he's like kind of stoked because I think he's less scared of like, he's probably less scared of women than he is of like, you know, black men.
I don't know.
I think he's pretty afraid of both.
Yeah.
So while he's laying all this out about how rotten female prosecutors are and how they're just extremely spiteful, he has this little aside where he says, by the way, all you young female prosecutors who just got their itty bitty feelings stepped on, tough shit!
It's your shitty work and personal bias that has contributed to ruining men and this country.
It's gender discrimination.
It's inhumane and completely despicable behavior.
You should all be locked up for crimes against humanity.
It's judicial apartheid.
Wow.
Any woman lawyer just get rid of them?
Like lock them all up?
Female prosecutors.
Prosecutors.
Doesn't even really say what they're doing.
They just gotta go.
They're prosecuting.
All the female prosecutors reading Gents Let's Talk About Feminists Who Just Got Their Feelings Stepped On.
Hey, tough shit.
You can change that.
You can change that by quitting your job and advocating for the release of every man you ever prosecuted.
He might be the only person that hates Kamala Harris more than me.
So we got one last segment here which is a doozy.
This is a sub-chapter called My Stance on the LGBTQ.
It's time to do some serious straight talk.
Sex.
Get it?
Get it?
Sex.
A taboo subject when it comes to erectile dysfunction.
What?
It's my belief that sexual insecurities, combined with the many different styles of the feminist movements over the years, might be one of the biggest factors of the LGBTQ spurt.
It's bad.
Everybody's just taking it up to look cool on Instagram.
I've noticed there's a recent, like, uh, you know, spurting of the LGBTQ movement.
It's just like a little splat here and there, you know?
I keep track.
I have all the charts of, you know, how gay people are and it's just this year has been amazing for the growth.
The numbers are just off the charts.
Just shooting ropes and ropes of the LGBTQ movement.
Women started being harder to please and more demanding in bed.
It caught all men off guard.
It's my belief that the over-importance of sex is a driving force in disconnecting couples, thus destroying families with divorce, unknown breakups, etc.
I'm not just blaming the feminist movement.
It was a societal shift into judging performance in bed.
These are sensitive, deeply personal issues.
People started openly talking about it.
It created insecurities within.
Then threesomes became a trend.
Porn was a factor.
When the sexual disconnect grew, it caused ED with men.
Guys have emotions too, and insecurities also.
Not just women.
That's when the gay and lesbian movement started growing.
With same-sex, it was easy to get sex.
No real judgments against you.
A man did not have to get a penis enlargement, and a woman did not have to get breast implants.
No judging.
I believe sex is the main underlying factor for many being flipped into the LGBTQ community.
That makes sense, actually.
Previously in the book, he writes about having erectile dysfunction since he was 20.
Not something I was going to include in our analysis of the book.
Not something I was going to make fun of him for until he blames his erectile dysfunction on threesomes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, no, I understand that.
Like, I suffer now from erectile dysfunction.
There has to be a third person in the room, at least, in order for me to do anything.
And that's all because of all the threesomes that people insist on having all the time.
Maxim Magazine got all these kids excited about threesomes, and that's the only thing they need to get off anymore.
And they'll take anybody, even non-binary people.
They just want three of them in the bed.
There's gotta be three bodies.
This has got to be three bodies.
I try to be with a woman.
I try to get into things.
But I know just in her heart of hearts she wants to be having a threesome with somebody else.
Yeah.
I can tell she's thinking about two other people besides me.
She's calling out two different names while we have sex.
It just sucks because you can tell he had a history of having partners think that their boring sex was normal and then they started talking about it with their friends and they were like, oh shit, what I'm having is bad.
And he's like, you can't talk about this.
It's a secret thing.
Don't talk about sex.
Don't talk about how bad I am at sex.
Well, it's like, I mean, you can get, you know, pills or, you know, even if you can't, like you can find a partner, you know, who, who respects you still.
And like, there's other things you can do besides, you know, uh, Specifically, penile intercourse, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you can have lots of fun.
It's just this guy's deep-seated insecurities and his pride and his obvious hatred of women where he's like, well, okay, let's see here, I don't like women, I don't like the LGBTQ, so it was probably gay lesbian women who gave me ED.
Yeah.
Gay, lesbian women having group sex are the reason I have ED.
He goes on to say, God did not create millions of gay and lesbian humans.
Maybe 500,000 were born or destined to be a mate of the same sex, but not 12 million.
Come on, 12 million, that's out of here.
Now remember, he didn't read any material about this subject matter whatsoever.
This is all original reporting.
These numbers are just pulling out of thin air.
They were swayed into it because it was easier and, quote, Cool.
Most of the LGBTQ community today are just products of our new society.
Men and women are losing their connectivity because of the feminist movement.
Remember?
This didn't happen overnight.
It's been a very slow 50-year change in culture.
Being that I'm a logical guy, I get or understand why many would flip to the other side.
For starters, same sex is easier.
It's not complicated.
Gays and lesbians openly talk about sex, and they are experts in recruitment.
If a human is not being accepted or loved by the opposite sex, then the same sex may be option B, right?
Five years from now, robots will be competing with humans.
Then the silly gang group will then have to change their name, adding an R to it.
It will then be called the LGBTQR community.
Oh my god.
Robot?
R for robot?
Is that what it is?
Robosexual.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I remember when I first got recruited to be queer.
Some guy was in the corner smoking a cigarette in a trench coat and was like, hey kid, looks like you're having a hard time with the ladies.
You ever consider being LGBTQ?
We're going to get robots soon.
Made a blood sacrifice.
Some people, this is obviously very funny, but I guarantee you if we ever get fully automated robot sex partners or whatever, people on Twitter will try to make that a sexuality.
Oh absolutely.
I think they try to do that with the movie Her.
They will add a chrome band to the rainbow.
That sounds like a good idea.
Like a 3M reflective strip?
They'll have to add an R to the LGBTQR community.
Ready for my funny salesman voice?
I'm gonna try to do it.
Can't connect with a woman because of the feminist movement?
Don't want to join the rainbow gang?
Can't afford a Russian mail-order bride?
Well, we've got the answer for you!
It's Sally the Slingbot!
We can ship directly to you from Japan today!
Yes, the robots are coming.
That means less connection between all of us.
How are you today, Sally?
The robot replies, Kevin, I'm great every day.
I can't change my feelings.
Oh, okay, Sally, you're funny, LOL.
I'm not kidding about the robots.
They're coming, and that is when humanity is finished.
The end of times is near, and I will get more into that in Chapter 8.
I do think that the moments that robots do start coming is when humans are doomed.
As long as robots can't come, we're fine.
But once they can start coming, we're all doomed.
I guess I would probably worry about my own situation before I started thinking ahead that far.
He's getting ahead of himself here.
It feels like a lot.
So I haven't read all of this book, and when I heard him reference The End Times and how he's going to discuss that in Chapter 8, I got, I don't know, really excited.
But we only have so much time on this show, so I feel like that's a good cliffhanger to leave this segment on.
I wanted to announce that after just reading so much of this book and how wonderful it is, I think that the listener deserves to hear more of it.
I think that this is, like, very truly a work of art, a work of outsider art, you know, along the lines of The Room or of, you know, any one of these crank auteurs who put out just wonderful content.
So I will be doing a live reading of selected pieces from Gents Let's Talk About Feminists on our YouTube page this Wednesday, which I believe is August 26th at 8 p.m.
Pacific Standard Time.
I'm going to compile some of the better stuff that we didn't get to, including this chapter on the Armageddon, on the apocalypse.
I'm very eager to read about that.
It's really important that you hear that, because it's coming, so we've got to be prepared.
Yeah, so this Wednesday, 8pm Pacific Standard Time, youtube.com slash MinionDeathCult.
Go ahead and like or subscribe.
And get notifications for when I go live.
And bear with me, it's going to be my first live thing that I've done like that.
It's going to be fun, I think.
I'm pumped.
Thank you so much for joining us.
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We do a podcast two times a week, Wednesday nights and Sunday nights.
You can also watch it as a live stream.
Tonight is Sunday, we're recording.
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Yeah, thanks so much for helping us return to the story of McBee.
The whole thing is staggering.
I love the personal history.
I love, like you said, that he finished the book.
This could be the ravings of a madman that gets left somewhere, but he completed the book and published it.
So now we have a full, coherent landmark on where McBee is at in his life now.
Yeah, yeah.
Alex paid for this book.
That's another reason for doing the reading.
I don't want everybody to have to pay for this book, but I think they should still have to hear it.
Absolutely.
Yeah, get the McBee bootleg on Wednesday.
Well, thanks for having me.
I gotta go.
Take calls.
Bye.
Peace.
Okay, so our next topic of the night, we have the anniversary of 9-11 coming up, that of course is going to happen on 9-11, and because of coronavirus, because of, you know, worries about workplace infection, the
Museum that normally does, I guess, the 9-11 memorial, which consists of like, I believe, two floodlights pointed directly into the air mimicking, you know, the Twin Towers.
Yeah.
Seems kind of, I don't know, in bad taste.
Like, Use ghosts!
The Twin Towers are ghosts now!
Yeah, you can see them, but you can't touch them.
Or like, this is what it used to look like.
Yeah.
I don't know, it seems a little like refusing to accept closure.
It's also, it's weird, it's like they're creating their own like, what do they call those, the outlines from like the atomic bombs?
Yeah, the atomic shadows.
It's like creating your own, it's like creating your own atomic shadow.
I think it's, yeah, I think it's also kind of like creating a false god.
Like, you should be worshipping the actual Twin Towers, which are in heaven now.
Yeah, yeah.
And not, like, creating some sort of, you know, pastiche.
That's idolatry, yeah, that's not cool.
Yeah, some sort of semblance of the Twin Towers.
It's kind of tacky.
It's kind of tacky.
Yeah.
So anyway, of course all the reporting about this.
So the museum who said they weren't going to do it this year was because they said it takes like 40 people to set up and rig up this display.
That's their reasoning.
That's not what is being reported.
That's not what was reported by Fox News or any of these places.
The reporting is just, quote, New York will not have the 9-11 memorial this year.
Just conveniently suggesting that the city of New York is responsible for canceling the 9-11 memorial because of coronavirus.
Yeah, it's fucking sellouts.
The National September 11th Museum and Memorial will not be open September 11th this year because corona.
That's right!
Coronavirus has shut down September 11th What?!
The September 11th Monument and Memorial, the one shooting two huge beams of light four miles into the sky, will not be happening this year because of coronavirus.
That's right!
40 people!
It takes 40 people to turn on a fucking light switch and New York City says no.
It's just not safe.
You know what wasn't safe?
How about a whole bunch of first responders running into a building that was collapsing, on fire, filled with jet fuel, and people trying to run for their lives.
But hey, I guess never forget, turned into, ah, maybe next year, right?
So of course this led to like, you know, numerous death threats against Andrew Cuomo, uh, and Bill de Blasio, which, you know, who care, really, but uh, I'm gonna read here from... But they're also like, I have nothing to do with this, why are you, what?
I can't do anything about this, y'all.
I'm gonna read here from the update because now they are gonna have it.
Oh, surprise, surprise, baby's got their way.
It's from Fox News.
New York State will provide health personnel and supervision so that at September 11th Memorial can mount the tribute in light safely.
Cuomo announced on Twitter, I'm glad that we can continue this powerful tribute to those who we lost on 9-11 and to the heroism of all New Yorkers.
We will hashtag never forget.
He said that former Mayor Mike Bloomberg would provide support for the memorial.
Incredible.
So annoying.
Yeah.
So I mean like What, so Mike Bloomberg is going to fork out, you know, tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep lights to displays running.
Yeah.
That's great.
I love that.
It's also just strange because I mean, you know, At this point, there's been like 10 times as many deaths from COVID-19 than 9-11.
So when we pick a day for this, what's that going to be like?
It's going to be very annoying.
It's going to be equally annoying.
Maybe even more so, because this is like far more destate.
I mean... No, there's not going to be one.
There's not going to be like a day of remembrance from the pandemic.
Yeah, there will.
Fucking Joe Biden will do it.
That'll be like the one thing he gets through Congress before midterms hit and they get wiped out.
No, they'll do it, but Trump will do it, and it will be after they declare that it was China's fault.
So now we have an enemy to celebrate that day on with, you know?
Yeah, they'll name it, like, America Day.
Because Patriots Day is already taken.
Um, yeah, I just, I love that my, oh, we had, we had to once again, call in the privatization of government.
I mean, it's not, again, it's not government doing this, but it's just like, here's a rich billionaire who gets to decide like what happens in the city basically.
Um, after the light ceremonies cancellation earlier this week, Fox News, Geraldo Rivera called it quote, the saddest story.
It's just like a funny thing for an adult to say.
Like, the cancellation was the saddest story?
Yeah.
It's like, should I be fucking baby?
People are gonna be bummed on Christmas this year.
Yeah, think about New Year's Eve, dude.
Yep.
Yep.
They're not gonna stay in for New Year's Eve.
No.
No, no way.
Yeah.
Oh, the saddest story.
Oh, this is my favorite song, The Saddest Day by Converge.
This is like the Biden-Harris comm- This is still Geraldo talking.
This is like the Biden-Harris commandment that everybody, regardless of state, or rural, suburban, urban, regardless of setting, has to wear a mask when in public, Rivera said.
It has the stink of let's stick it to the president and make life as grim as we possibly can and then try to saddle Donald Trump with the responsibility for it, Rivera added.
It's the harshest kind of partisan politics you could possibly imagine.
There's so much shit that like pisses me off about this because it's like, again, I don't give a shit about partisan politics, but we've witnessed if this were just like, you know, a scheme to make Donald Trump look bad, which is hilarious in its own right.
If this were that, it would be nothing compared to the sitting president having called the former president, like, an illegal immigrant.
Somebody who lied about his birthplace and was an illegitimate president.
Like, it's absurd to think that, oh, we didn't have the lights in New York, and this is just a dark mark on our political map here.
But why would New York State Cancel that.
Cancel the 9- Why would the Democrats, who run New York entirely, cancel the 9-11 memorial and think that Donald Trump was gonna get credit for that?
Yeah.
How would that make sense?
I mean, synonymous, despite Donald Trump being from New York, synonymous with New York is Democrats, Democratic politicians.
Synonymous with 9-11 is like insane jingoistic patriots.
So that is such a funny thing.
That's so real.
That's so fucking real.
Why would the Democrats How would they think that that would be possible?
To do that?
To cancel the patriotism celebration and blame it on Republicans?
Yeah, no way.
Just stupid.
Everybody's just stupid and it makes me really mad.
Yeah, it's so petty that they want to do this at all.
It's like, why do you think you have to be there?
This is not healthy at this point.
And since time, like you said, a little closure maybe.
You don't have to be there this year.
You can sit this one out.
Picker420658, leading me to believe that maybe the 420 was an accident, says, says the display will be back next year.
Doubt it.
The cancel culture won't allow it.
Fear of the COVID is prevalent in blue states for the unforeseeable future.
One doctor from Johns Hopkins predicts several years of requiring masks.
The socialists just keep on winning.
It's funny because they say, you know, a doctor from Johns Hopkins, almost like to give it credit, right?
To give it like something, you know, this is legitimate.
Yeah.
And it's like, yeah, listen to the doctor, man.
Don't you get it?
It's because of these actions that you're not, that it's going to be years.
Yeah.
And it's just, it's, it's so brutal.
But they still call it a socialist victory instead of just like science.
It's so brutal that having to wear a mask and like not being able to go to work or see your family or like do anything fun is what socialism is considered.
They're like, oh, socialists won again, and it's like, we got one stimulus check, and then the government has been on vacation?
Like, it's so fucked.
This is what they think.
Oh, socialism is when you have to wear a mask to prevent an illness that was exacerbated by capitalism.
That's what socialism is.
And then also the cancel culture won't allow it.
Like there was a couple instances, I don't think I have the other instance in here, but there was a couple instances where the context of the phrase cancel culture Revealed to me that they don't know what cancel culture is and I don't mean that in like a snarky way Oh, they don't even understand.
I mean like they think it's something else.
They think it's specifically Somebody said they will keep canceling culture Because it was it was the the lights were part of American culture and like barbecues are part of American culture and so they think the phrase cancel culture means to cancel culture and Thinking that two spotlights pointed in the air that aren't even moving like in front of a nightclub is culture?
Thinking that's what that is?
What a bummer.
What a bummer.
That is fucking American culture being obsessed with the deaths of 3,000 people so much so that you kill 500,000 in the Middle East.
That's like American culture.
I can't think of a better metaphor.
Absolutely, yeah, yeah.
I don't know, what is this name?
Unimi?
Unimi?
556 says, this beam of light display should be up and shining all year long, not just a few weeks before 9-11.
This should be a quote, daily reminder and memorial to those who suffered and died.
And this is one of the top comments on this site, and I love it.
It's just because, like, babies got their way.
The light will shine despite, you know, being superfluous and sort of like a, I don't know, an example of psychopathy in America.
Like, in a giant waste of, like, infrastructure and resources, you're gonna get your light.
And they're like, well, yeah, but only one day.
Should be shining year round, so I can constantly think about what those dirty Muslims did to us.
Yeah, and also, imagine living around there.
Because you know the light pollution is probably for like a couple blocks.
Well, it's New York City, so I don't think there's anywhere that's not light pollution.
Light pollution, yeah.
But still, those are like huge beams of light.
Yeah, it's probably like a airline hazard.
Yeah, absolutely.
So Occupy Democrats Logic posted about this.
What they did was they screencapped a tweet, shared it.
Richiardella says on Twitter, let's cut the shit.
New York didn't want to have the 9-11 memorial because it would unify the whole country for a day.
It will, for a moment, undo the Marxist racial balkanization campaign they've waged for six months just before a presidential election.
I like that they, you know, acknowledge things like Marxists and whatnot, but then they still think that we're all gonna be like, hey, we all gotta salute that flag today.
Today's the day we all gotta come together and salute that flag.
We gotta come together as a nation.
That's how they literally think politics works.
Like, if these Marxists would just turn off CNN for one day, they would see a pretty picture of the flag.
They would see, like, old white men in their, like, veterans hats, you know, shedding a tear, and they would start to love the country then.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all just like based in like what media you can see.
I looked at the lights and I was drawn toward it like a moth to flame.
You know, I was drawn towards a love of our country and a hatred of the dirty radicals who did this.
Yeah, I was suddenly very very into the military industrial complex.
I don't know what happened, but I got really into it.
I suddenly agree that capitalism was behind every invention in the last 100 years in America.
Yeah.
So Occupy Democrats Logic shared this tweet and they wrote, true.
They captioned it, true.
And it's just, yeah, it's like this 9-11 memorial will unify the country.
Haven't we had this in previous years?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure I was still making fun of 9-11 last year.
Absolutely.
I think we had a good ep on it, actually.
Didn't we have the 9-11 baby episode?
9-11 baby episode, yeah.
9 pounds 11 ounces.
Born on 9-11.
Born at 9-11.
Yeah, 9 pounds, 11 ounces.
- Born on 9/11. - Born at 9/11. - At 9/11 AM. - Yep.
Well, that's what we're celebrating, actually, is that baby's first birthday.
That's worth celebrating.
We can unify behind that, because we all love babies.
That was such a good episode.
Yeah, and then they talk about racial Balkanization.
I don't know.
The number one reason for racial balkanization is a little thing called white flight that happens when too many black people get enough money to buy a house and then all the white people leave for some reason.
Yeah, they just run off.
And also like the idea that the Democrats are trying to stir up this race war is of course like cheap cover for the fact that the right wing is definitely the party responsible for stirring up the race war.
It's also just funny that like they think Democrats aren't actively targeting white people and like quote moderate Republicans.
Like, that's who Democrats care about.
They know they have black people in the bag, or at least they think they do.
You know what I mean?
And the idea that Democrats are stoking racial animosity to win an election...
Yeah, it's pretty laughable.
It's absurd, like, I mean, you know, black people make up a big chunk of the Democratic voting base, but still, like, Democrats are very clearly targeting white people.
Yeah, yeah, and everything they're doing.
I mean, to the point where, like, they're even, like, you know, the choosing of Kamala Harris was a gesture to white people as much as it was anybody else.
And I mean to the point where Obama choosing Joe Biden was a gesture racist to white people, if we remember that.
Absolutely.
Yep.
Winston Smith says it wouldn't unify the country.
The left already hates the country.
They would protest it and riot.
I don't know if I'd protest it.
I don't know if I'd riot, but I mean, I'm going to make fun of it.
Yeah.
Einar Severinsen replies, oh, that's the extreme left.
The extreme left would be the ones rioting.
What Tim Pool says are around 8% of the population.
Yep.
There you go.
You know, that makes sense.
8% is who you're seeing in all these videos every single day.
Yeah.
And I, you know, we don't talk about Tim Pool really on this website.
He's a YouTube guy.
He doesn't make his way on a Facebook very much as far as I can tell.
He's also on Twitter.
It's very funny.
He's like the right wing's example of like a reasonable liberal because all he does is like try to get black people arrested for protesting.
Yep.
The YouTube, the YouTube says Pool's like too much.
I don't know.
I don't know them.
Anyway, he's just like a lib who tries to make fun of AOC all the time.
He says he's a lib.
He probably says he's a classical liberal now or something.
Anyway, I like that he's... I don't know where he gets the number 8%.
He might be like...
Adding up the totals of everybody who's protested, you know, like the, the reports for like the numbers of protests.
I don't know.
That still seems like a pretty high number, 8% of the entire population, but also 8% of the population, if they're actually actively protesting, that's a huge number.
That's a big number.
Yeah.
It's a giant number because that doesn't mean just like, Oh, 8% who are sympathetic to it.
That means 8% who are like motivated to go out and like put their necks on the line.
Yeah.
Who are like agitating and being awesome.
Einar again says, fortunately, there's more than 8% who would just as soon kick their asses if given a good reason to do so.
Suburbanites don't tolerate their nonsense so much.
Suburbanites.
When did suburbanite become a claim to grit?
That's so wild.
I think as soon as lifted trucks became weapons in the race war.
Yeah, absolutely.
Fuck.
You sound so fucking stupid saying that.
We don't take that kind of shit around the suburbs.
We don't tolerate this kind of nonsense in my cul-de-sac.
We got Community Watch.
See that?
That's a camera.
We're watching everything you do.
Do not come into my pool.
I like that they're owning it, though, because that's one thing that, like, the suburbs have been known for, is, like, people who are, like, afraid of everything, absolutely hate fun, and will, like, have their private security force confiscate your skateboard if they find you at the park.
Actually, yeah, that's a real thing that happens.
Yeah, we had, did you ever encounter the EHR?
Uh-huh, absolutely.
EHR patrol, hell yeah.
Absolutely, yeah.
I ran from them like at least half a dozen times.
Yeah, no doubt.
Probably more.
We drove from them in a car one time.
Yeah.
It was pretty cool.
I've definitely been in some chases with them.
Which is funny, because I would love to encounter that as an adult.
Well, all they can do is call the cops, so you still want to get out of there.
Even as kids, we knew that they were a joke.
You just had to get out of there before the actual cops showed up, if you had done anything to warrant an actual police visit.
And then Bill Loeb replies to Einar about his 8% statistic.
Actually, 10-12% of Germans were Nazis.
This is like to say that, you know, only 10 to 12% of Germans had the bad beliefs and they were taken over by a radical, or sorry, the bad minority was able to take over despite only being 10 to 12% because of the inactions of good Germans.
All those good Germans who stood by.
Yeah, so 8% is like probably close enough.
And it's just, I mean, which is funny because that's what, what is our favorite other percent on this show?
That's the three percent, baby.
Oh, the three percent.
Yep.
Oh God.
Yep.
The three percent.
That is so, I didn't even think about that being, being the thing.
Yeah.
That being a real reference to a real number?
That's where the 3% originates.
It's like, oh that's the number of U.S.
citizens or U.S.
occupants who were able to drive off the British forces.
So all the suburbs really need is like 3%.
That's all they need and they're good to go.
Man, I can't believe how prevalent that's become.
That people are still able to put that sticker on their laptop And like their, the back of their cars and have tattoos of it.
Security, people who were like running security, or no, what am I thinking of?
Did he have a 3% shirt on?
Trying to remember my experiences in the chop, in the chat.
I'm sure there were some there.
One guy who was doing security had a Grunt-Style shirt on.
I like telling them about Grunt-Style.
I like bonding with them and being like, do you know about some Grunt-Style?
And it's like, I don't want to alienate any leftist veterans who see Grunt Style and think, oh, it's just a cool company for veterans or whatever, but it's like, no, this dude advocates to kill communists.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And then also, while we're on the subject of Grunt Style, I feel bad because I can't remember his name, but the guy who answered the door with a gun in his hand when the cops came to his door because his neighbor filed a noise complaint against him because he and his partner or his girlfriend or whatever were playing video games too loud and he got executed in his home.
That guy in some of the memorial photos I saw of him was wearing grunt style shirts.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
It's, like, sick.
It's just, like, such a sick joke, man.
Like, I don't... I'm, like, I'm becoming the comedian over here, you know?
I'm getting Joker-fied over here.
But they really, they really just see the Facebook ad and they're like, oh, that's cool.
Oh, it looks like it's, uh, you know, that looks like CrossFit wear.
Let me get that.
It sucks so bad.
It's all cultural anyway.
I don't know that guy personally, but maybe he was anti-BLM.
Maybe he was part of the right-wing troop culture or whatever.
And yeah, he still got fucked over by it.
Yeah, he probably absolutely was and that sucks.
I see pages that are calling out his murder by the police as an injustice and I see it like bordering on trying to discredit Black Lives Matter because he was a white guy shot by police.
I see it like You see the type of post because it's a Facebook post and it's got block impact font on the top and the bottom and it's him as a white guy you know being killed by the police and you just have like the worst expectations because it's Facebook but it just says something like his killer still not arrested where's his justice.
And it's like, okay, I guess that's, that is a good message.
Yeah.
That's, that's a good message.
I'm not mad at that at all.
That's great.
Like it, in a time of BLM, you might see that and be like, see the phrase, where's his justice and imagine like an italics to his.
You know the word his, where's his justice?
But I'm like choosing not to imagine those italics.
I'm choosing to like take this as a good thing, not his murder being a good thing of course, but a good thing that we are recognizing the role that police play in every community.
Yes, exactly, exactly.
It's an interesting thing because like, Cool, as long as you are talking about it and you understand this is what's happening, maybe now you can become more empathetic with what's going on all the time.
And I saw other people in the comments who were like, oh, well, I'll just leave the same comments here that I see on Black Lives Matter posts.
Why didn't he just follow instructions?
And it's like, I got to reply to that and be like, hey, chill.
It's not constructive.
It's bad.
It's not helping.
This is a good post.
Like, no need.
Yeah.
No need to criticize.
Like, you know, if it's...
It's not helping.
If it's somebody you know personally who has a shit against BLM that is posting this, yeah, talk to them about it.
But, like, this post is good.
It's good.
So.
Yeah.
Anyway, I went to Einar Severinsen, who is the 8% guy.
The suburbs will rise again guy.
And he's got like an oil painting as his avatar.
An oil painting of what looks like a monk.
You know, like it's a close-up on the face.
Bullcut monk type guy and his cover photo is like thatched roofs of like a like a Like a monastery.
Yeah, like a monastery or an Abbey or something like that and then his like I don't know people probably don't Everybody's on Facebook, but you can leave a little bio that it's under your name and it says neither LARPing nor cosplaying and it's just a hobby and Which is very confusing.
That's kind of what both LARPing and cosplaying are, is they're hobbies.
They're fine hobbies to have.
Yeah, they're great hobbies, but they are in fact hobbies, right?
Yeah, usually when people say LARPing, like The reason that's an insult is because it's not a hobby.
It's something you actually care deeply about and your life revolves around it or whatever.
Anyway, he's like a cosplayer.
He goes to Renaissance Fairs and he does juggling or something.
I can't remember what his shit was.
I think he just cosplays as a bartender or something.
Probably like a monk, probably wears like a robe, a brown robe and like a rope around him.
And his job title is Owner Operator at Self-Employed and Loving It.
Yes.
So this is, it's works at self-employed.
It's works at small business owner.
Owner Operator at Self-Employed and Loving It.
It seems like a Dracula movie I'd like to see.
Yeah, yeah.
Dracula self-employed and loving it.
And loving it, yeah.
Dracula has to, like, start, you know, a new hustle.
So, like, opens up, like, a Poshmark and starts, like, selling vintage.
It's Dracula having to navigate, like, all the red tape you have to go through as a small business owner.
Yeah.
And, like, gosh, wanting to, like, really sink his fangs into OSHA, you know?
Yeah, all he really wants to do is just, you know, sell high quality jams with a cottage license, but there's so much rent and tape.
Yeah, it's like you have to have so much lighting in the shop, which of course interferes with his dark, menacing objectives.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a little counterproductive for him.
You have to have an eyewash station in there.
That's gotta be a hassle for any mythical beast.
There's a whole scene where he gets a bucket of jam and a bucket of blood mixed up when the health inspector comes by.
Finally, we have Jeff Torrey who says, welcome to 2020 NYC.
So this is like, you know, this is how New York City runs.
They tell 9-11, hey, go take a hike.
Hey, I'm walking here.
You can't put your lights here.
I'm walking here.
Capisce?
Capisce?
Hey, I might get a gabagool instead of remembering 9-11.
That's actually, I think that's definitely someone's last word.
I just remember when you said, hey, it's a nice beef pastrami.
Who needs national cohesion?
Welcome to 2020 NYC.
Eat your neighbor's dog.
Back out in two hours.
Zero bail.
Forget 9-11 and 7-7.
They do not matter and we had it coming.
Really dislike Trump.
It's this rubbish that forces me to vote him.
I love this so much.
There's two things here that really stick out to me like a sore thumb.
One of them is the reference to 7-7, which is a terrorist attack that I guarantee you 99.5% of Americans are unaware of because it happened in England.
Not over here.
It was a subway attack that happened on 77.
Over there.
And also the word rubbish.
I think also a word that 99.5% of Americans are unaware of.
Very interesting that Jeff Torrey... This all makes sense now?
Is an American.
I think Jeff Torrey might be a Torrey.
I think maybe.
Maybe I got a hunch.
I got something.
It's like a little inkling here.
If you look closely in the background of his picture, there's actually just a piece of toast with beans on it.
If you look in the background and like off to the right, you see the toast with beans, but you can also see the edge of what is unmistakably a chip.
And now an American looking at that, they would see a fry, except for the fact that it has the word chip with an arrow pointing to it.
Yeah, clarify.
I love that.
Hey, forget 9-11 and 7-7.
We should just bin it.
7-7 we should just we should just bin it you know we should we should yep toss it in the bin with with the old football cleats Imagine like being being English and just being really broken up over 9-11 Psycho.
That's so interesting.
Psycho shit.
We get this time to time, but being from any country and being in love with Trump, I mean, I guess, like, there's foreign leaders where I'm like, hey, that guy's a cool guy or that girl's a cool girl, you know?
Like who?
Like Lula was cool, you know?
Yeah, totally, totally, yeah.
You know, there's like communist leaders where I'm like, you know, cool, you know?
Cool, yeah, run it.
Like Thomas Sankara is like a guy that I'll be like, that guy fucking rules.
But I'm not also like... I don't know, I wouldn't be like... I mean, maybe I would.
I don't know.
You're not buying merch.
You know, you're not buying merch.
Now, if I knew that I could buy it from the official Thomas Sankara 2020 store?
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then I would, but unfortunately he was killed.
Somebody's erecting a website just to grift you right now.
They would grift a lot of people.
If somebody created a... I mean, I'm sure there's Thomas Sankara shirts out there, just like the Chase shirts.
OfficialThomasSankaraMerch2020.com If you're unfamiliar with good communist leaders, I would recommend looking up Thomas Sankara and what he did for his people and what kind of a leader he was, because he was an amazing leader, an amazing feminist, an amazing just like...
Working person who refused air conditioning in Africa because it was a luxury that most of his people couldn't afford.
What he did for his people is truly, truly amazing.
Yeah, inspiring.
Rest in power, Thomas Sincar.
So I guess I would maybe comment and be like, hey, I like Thomas Sincar on Facebook.
Post about whatever.
But this comment is just funny because he says, really dislike Trump.
It is this rubbish.
It is this balderdash that forces me to vote for him.
And it's like, I don't know if you're voting in America.
I don't know about that.
He does just mean like he votes for him whenever like it comes up in like a poll.
An online poll.
I gotta do it.
I gotta pick him every single time.
I gotta pick Trump.
But it's also like it's again this thing didn't we have a comment that was like what was the comment last week where it was like I really don't like Trump, but I gotta vote for him.
What was that shit?
It was the Mount Rushmore stuff.
Listen, I don't vote.
I don't even vote.
And I don't even like Donald Trump, so I'm an impartial source and you can tell that I mean it when I say he should be memorialized on the face of a mountain.
Yeah, emblazoned on a mountain.
That's this comment.
It's, I really dislike Trump.
It's the fact that I read an obviously biased Fox News article that pretended a privately funded museum in New York City was the New York City government.
Yes.
And refused to remember 9-11.
I, you know, I'm really a rational person who dislikes Trump.
I swear.
But this one obvious fucking rag hit piece was enough to get me to say, hey, I'll vote for him again.
You know what?
By golly, if it's going to bring back the memorial, then... Four more years.
What is this?
Eat your neighbor's dog back out into... I don't know!
I don't know.
I don't know.
It sounds racist.
I don't like it.
Yeah, I don't like it either.
I mean, you can each... Eating your neighbor's dog isn't the sort of crime it used to be.
You can do that and still become the 44th president of the United States.
Yeah.
It's time to move on, buddy.
Okay?
All right, that's the episode.
Thank you so much for listening.
Thanks to Brett from Streetfight Radio for being our guest.
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That's a good one.
I've read that one.
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I mean, we talked about the Trump boaters for the first time, I think.
And the thing about the Trump, Trump, the boaters for Trump is like the Trump boat, the official Trump boat.
Man, the Trump boat, baby!
The One is owned by the guy who does the Operation Flag Drop Facebook group, which we have covered on this show.
The episode that we covered that on is the episode that's titled like, Absolutely Insane Disgusting Moronic Evil Garbage.
It's the cover photo for our Twitter.
The comment, let me just, the episode title is the same wording as that comment.
That's the episode where we talk about Operation Flag Drop Facebook Group, which is a Facebook group that exists just to sell Trump flags to its members and has 136 A thousand members at least.
It might have more at this point.
The whole point of the group is you do voyeuristic exhibitions of your love for Trump and public areas.
You hold your Trump flag, you unfurl your Trump flag outside of the window of a popular eatery in New York City knowing how triggered those libs are getting.
Man, I feel like flag dropping is so much harder right now during the pandemic because half of the fun of doing a flag drop is giving that cheeky smile to everyone that walks past you.
Giving that cheeky smile and nod.
How are you supposed to see the libs jaws drop when it's covered by a mask?
Yeah, that's not fair.
It's going to expose noses.
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The coffee shop he started, Conservative Grounds, with a replica of the Oval Office inside the coffee shop.
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I went to court today for a speeding ticket, and I told the judge, let me tell you something.
And you listen, and you listen good.
I'm only gonna say this one time, and one time only.
I don't repeat myself for nobody, I said.
I says, I'm here to pay a speeding ticket, not to listen to your lectures and hear you run your mouth for an hour.
I says, I'm here to pay off my speeding ticket, and I'm here to get my fines out of the way and get the fuck to work.
The judge says, you can't talk like that in my courtroom.
You're in contempt of court.
Then I said, if... I told the judge, if that's the best you can do, I feel sorry for you.
I said, why don't you just shut your fucking mouth for once and listen?
I said, I'm not gonna take your shit.
I said, I'm gonna pay my speeding ticket, like I said.
I walked up to the goddamn bench, and I handed my $25 up, and I said, there's my money.
Now I am leaving.
Then I looked at it now.
But before I left, I turned around and told the judge.
I'm telling the state of the land to be honest with you.
I said, if they thought I was dead to the side of the road, my judge had killed me up.
Wouldn't they take that out of my place?
Would they break that?
Yes, they would.
So the judge says, yeah, you got a point.
He goes, you need to get loud.
I says, don't get loud.
I says, I got every right to get loud.
I says, you can't do a goddamn thing about it because I'm expressing myself in your court and there is nothing you can do about it.
You think you're God because you have a rope and you can put people up the goddamn river for 20 years?
