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Aug. 30, 2020 - Minion Death Cult
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The fact that police would be more careful around my brown son than my white sons, that makes the police officer smart, because of statistics (clip)

Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week including access to all previous bonus eps at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  We open the show a bit loose this week before getting into our normal format, discussing the right wing vigilante violence in Wisconsin and how we can respond We also take a long hard look at Abby Johnson, RNC speaker, subject of the pro-life film "Unplanned," advocate for racial discrimination against her adopted mixed-race son, and the weird liberal language her and her epic facts & logic husband are using to justify their abhorrent beliefs.

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No, I'm talking about Abby Johnson.
I didn't, I didn't prep you on this, Tony, and I feel bad because Abby Johnson is a wild child.
Well, unfortunately, once you put an AB into Google, Abby Johnson pops up right away, which seems like a goddamn shame.
Uh, I don't know how to mentally prepare.
It's going to be bad.
It's going to be a little bad, Tony.
I'm sorry.
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I would have sent you this a little earlier, but I just... You had your demonstration this morning.
I didn't want to...
I appreciate that.
Hey, you know that racism you want to go fight?
Well, I want you to make some jokes about this racism right here.
All right.
This is Abby Johnson.
Abby Johnson is a little background.
The reason she spoke at the RNC is because she is the woman on whom the movie Unplanned is based.
Unplanned is a pro-life movie by the writer of God's Not Dead about a Planned Parenthood worker who was like, according to the commercial, I don't know if Planned Parenthood, uh, abortion worker, who according to like the trailer, uh, was their employee of the month.
Which is really, which is, I don't know if that's a thing.
Uh, is that a thing at like every workplace?
I don't have, we don't have an employee of the month at UPS.
I think so.
I think that, like, in order to, like, become Employee of the Month at a Planned Parenthood place, you just have to, um, whoever weighs the least amount of adrenochrome gets Employee of the Month.
Because there's always a lot of waste.
There's a lot of spillage.
The most efficient adrenochrome procurer.
That's what I want to use.
Harvester.
Harvester.
Usually gets... But I think she just got it on just her good spirit.
Just her good attitude.
Well, she wasn't even an abortionist.
She was like at the front desk.
She's like their recruiter.
She would go out, according to the trailer, once again, she would go out and recruit single mothers for abortions.
That's the way they do it.
Is that your kid?
That kid have a dad?
You wanna get rid of that kid?
Hey, oh damn, you're pregnant as fuck.
You dad around?
Hey, what's it gonna take for me to put you in an empty womb today?
You know, I don't know about you, but the one thing I miss most about having being pregnant was cocaine.
You want some blow and get rid of that fucking baby?
That burden?
That baby?
She like shows up with a bottle of some pretty nice bourbon and she's like pouring a glass and she's like, oh wait!
Oh wait, you can't have any of this, huh?
Alright.
Sorry, I don't have any red wine that you can only have half a glass of.
Which, I'm gonna get blitzed on this whiskey though.
Wish you could join me.
So that's why she's the speaker.
She's the pro-life woman who like, she had to get called back into the back room of the abortion clinic one time.
And she was so horrified by the experience of actually seeing an abortion that she became a pro-life activist.
Anyway, that's the setup.
In a YouTube video, I'm reading from Vice here, an RNC speaker, who is Abby Johnson, said cops would be, quote, smart to racially profile her own son.
Quote, statistically, my brown son is more likely to commit a violent offense over my white sons.
Ooh.
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
What level of, like, fucked up do you have to be to, like, look at your own son and say, like, oh, statistically, yeah, you are more violent.
Like, you have, like, it's so performative.
It's so, like, performative for the right wing, and it's, like, It's like cringy in its performativeness, but it's like horrific in like the actual content of what she's saying to her fucking son.
It's so awful.
And it says a lot about, um, parenting, and, like, uh, relationships, and how, like, maybe this person needs to, like, talk to a professional about the relationship they might have had with this- their son's father, who I feel like they might be projecting a lot of things on.
Um, and, like, it's real gross, uh, and it's not healthy, and you should never talk about your children this way.
I think it's an adopted son, dude.
I think it's even worse.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
I don't know if that's worse.
I don't know if that's even worse, but I imagine... No, it is because like now like, oh man, because they were able to like procure a black friend.
Like they were able, you know what I mean?
Like the ultimate black friend who's like your black son that you saved.
You know like imagine like being able to do like the Africa trip.
Like the Africa trip where you like take pictures by like the water.
But yeah, every morning.
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