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Aug. 8, 2020 - Minion Death Cult
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Preborn black lives matter / Lord's of the Land (clip)

Support the show at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a premium episode every week This week we cover the "Students For Life" embarrassing chalk protest in front of a Planned Parenthood, as all the forces of Fox News and facebook come to the aid of these extremely repulsive individuals. Also, the Coronavirus pandemic leaves millions of renters in economic straits, the liberals kick the crisis down the road, and the landlord class asks, "Can't we just take the doors off the hinges and force them out that way?" Listen to Heads Will Roll wherever you get podcasts  

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Not pre-porn black lives.
I know, I know.
That concept is just beautiful to me.
It's a great phrase.
It's one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language, I think.
I think so, yeah.
It's up there with attic door.
Yeah.
Like if one of those babies, if like the pre-born, if you took a pre-born black life, like it wouldn't even be black, right?
It'd be like clear.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
It'd be like that little, that little gummy baby that has been making its way around the Twitter.
it's got like a it's got like a little afro on it oh my god little little little tiny sagging pants um But it's also got a MAGA hat though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistphonia today.
So stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
Stay tuned guys, we'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to destroy the desert.
Follow their environmental stuff.
Stay tuned.
Okay, I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
Democrat pro-choice cops are responsible.
We're documenting it.
What's up, everybody?
It's your second Patreon episode for the week.
Please pay no mind to the fact that the other episode this week was actually really late and from last week.
That doesn't matter.
What matters is what's in your feed right now, and it's two Patreon episodes.
And boy, are we excited to give it to you, because this is going to be a... I don't know.
I'm just going to say it, Tony.
I think this is going to be a really good episode.
I think so.
And just remember, we listen to you.
And when we hear everyone say that we don't want to return to normal, that's what we're talking about.
You never know what day you're going to be getting your episode.
It might be late.
It might be early.
It's probably not going to be right on time.
But it's not going to be normal because we won't go back there.
Well, I mean, when you fuck up long enough, going back to normal is just as weird.
Yeah, that's kind of creepy.
People will probably be worried about us.
Sometimes the most fucked up thing you can do is adhere to tradition.
True.
Very true.
That's what I'm saying.
Being on a rigorous schedule is the new punk rock.
And I think everybody's with me.
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, we have a fun episode today and joining us, part of the reason for this fun, we have Heaven Ramirez here from the Heads Will Roll podcast.
Thank you so much for joining us, Heaven.
Thank you for having me.
I'm really excited about this episode.
I think it's going to be a lot of fun to record.
This one's going to be a banger.
Real briefly, tell us about the Heads Will Roll podcast.
Alright, so I'm a co-host on the podcast.
My other co-host is currently on hiatus, but her name is Jessica, and it's kind of a French revolutionary salon podcast, which I guess kind of sounds a little hipster-ish, but essentially we discuss different topics about socialist feminism, how it relates to pop culture, and how we view women and non-men in society.
And yeah, and just kind of whatever floats our boat during that moment in time or what seems prescient at the moment.
That does sound hipster, but like in a good way.
Right?
If that makes sense.
Yeah.
It's not always a bad thing.
Being hipster is not always a bad thing.
People do like coffee and beer.
People do like cool people.
People do like cool things.
And apparently the left likes like, you know, the French Revolution.
So I mean, you know, I'm all game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's a new, uh, uh, female oriented left podcast, which there is a extreme dearth of.
So we're very happy to see you guys in this, in this arena.
Uh, absolutely.
So we got to cut.
That's you.
Okay.
Uh, So we got a couple topics tonight that are, I think the first one's funnier.
I think the first one is sillier.
And we're going to start this off, start off this topic with a video from Tucker Carlson.
This caption reads from Tucker Carlson Tonight.
Rioters have covered U.S.
cities in spray paint, yet students are arrested for chalking black pre-born lives matter outside of Planned Parenthood in Washington, D.C.
Let's go ahead and watch a little bit of this video, and I'll pause throughout for us to comment on.
Violent, illiterate rioters and looters have rampaged across America, destroying our cities, toppling statues, defacing public property, covering our public spaces in racial slurs and obscenity, spray-painting everything.
Our leaders have essentially ignored all of it.
The mob is still free to commit vandalism, and boy are they doing it.
A handful of pro-life activists in Washington, D.C., however, are much less lucky because they're less favored by our political class.
They were arrested for writing, quote, "Black Preborn Lives Matter" in chalk on a sidewalk outside an abortion clinic.
Here's a video of their arrest.
Uh, so while he's giving that spiel about, what did he say?
Illiterate rioters and looters are spray-painting our nation's capital with impunity.
It's a split-screen montage of Tucker Carlson's, like, uh... What's the look on his face?
The look is like, kind of just confusion, right?
Always confused.
He's never not confused.
But it's that, like, condescending confused.
It's the face you make when you're trying to look confused because you just want to, like, make people sound stupid.
It's, like, really condescending confused face, you know what I'm saying?
You want to, like, identify with your confused audience.
Yeah, exactly.
While he's given this spiel, it's a split screen and we're seeing a bunch of graffiti, and it's graffiti that says, uh, kill all cops, uh, all cops are burnable.
Which is pretty good, I liked that one.
I like that one.
Kill all wits instead of whites.
And it lingers on that one for a while, too, because that's the only one that's pretty much misspelled.
And I'm pretty sure a cop spray painted on that one.
I think so.
I think that one got debunked.
I think we remember that one getting debunked.
Yeah.
Kill All Wits was in the same neighborhood as Blacks Rule.
Happened in the same neighborhood.
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