Minion Death Cult - Preborn black lives matter / Lord's of the Land (clip)
Aired: 2020-08-08
Duration: 07:43


=== Why We Think This Episode Will Be Great (07:42) ===

[00:00:00]  Not pre-porn black lives.
[00:00:04]  I know, I know.
[00:00:06]  That concept is just beautiful to me.
[00:00:08]  It's a great phrase.
[00:00:10]  It's one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language, I think.
[00:00:13]  I think so, yeah.
[00:00:16]  It's up there with attic door.
[00:00:18]  Yeah.
[00:00:21]  Like if one of those babies, if like the pre-born, if you took a pre-born black life, like it wouldn't even be black, right?
[00:00:28]  It'd be like clear.
[00:00:30]  Yeah.
[00:00:30]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:00:32]  It'd be like that little, that little gummy baby that has been making its way around the Twitter.
[00:00:36]  it's got like a it's got like a little afro on it oh my god little little little tiny sagging pants um But it's also got a MAGA hat though.
[00:00:58]  Yeah.
[00:00:58]  Yeah.
[00:01:00]  The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistphonia today.
[00:01:11]  So stay tuned.
[00:01:12]  We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
[00:01:17]  It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
[00:01:20]  Stay tuned guys, we'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to destroy the desert.
[00:01:29]  Follow their environmental stuff.
[00:01:31]  Stay tuned.
[00:01:32]  Okay, I'm Alexander Edward.
[00:01:36]  And I'm Tony Boswell.
[00:01:37]  And we are Minion Death Cult.
[00:01:39]  The world is ending.
[00:01:41]  Democrat pro-choice cops are responsible.
[00:01:45]  We're documenting it.
[00:01:47]  What's up, everybody?
[00:01:49]  It's your second Patreon episode for the week.
[00:01:52]  Please pay no mind to the fact that the other episode this week was actually really late and from last week.
[00:02:00]  That doesn't matter.
[00:02:02]  What matters is what's in your feed right now, and it's two Patreon episodes.
[00:02:07]  And boy, are we excited to give it to you, because this is going to be a... I don't know.
[00:02:13]  I'm just going to say it, Tony.
[00:02:15]  I think this is going to be a really good episode.
[00:02:18]  I think so.
[00:02:19]  And just remember, we listen to you.
[00:02:22]  And when we hear everyone say that we don't want to return to normal, that's what we're talking about.
[00:02:26]  You never know what day you're going to be getting your episode.
[00:02:29]  It might be late.
[00:02:30]  It might be early.
[00:02:30]  It's probably not going to be right on time.
[00:02:33]  But it's not going to be normal because we won't go back there.
[00:02:35]  Well, I mean, when you fuck up long enough, going back to normal is just as weird.
[00:02:41]  Yeah, that's kind of creepy.
[00:02:43]  People will probably be worried about us.
[00:02:45]  Sometimes the most fucked up thing you can do is adhere to tradition.
[00:02:51]  True.
[00:02:52]  Very true.
[00:02:53]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:02:54]  Being on a rigorous schedule is the new punk rock.
[00:02:57]  And I think everybody's with me.
[00:02:59]  I think so, yeah.
[00:03:02]  Yeah, we have a fun episode today and joining us, part of the reason for this fun, we have Heaven Ramirez here from the Heads Will Roll podcast.
[00:03:13]  Thank you so much for joining us, Heaven.
[00:03:16]  Thank you for having me.
[00:03:17]  I'm really excited about this episode.
[00:03:19]  I think it's going to be a lot of fun to record.
[00:03:22]  This one's going to be a banger.
[00:03:24]  Real briefly, tell us about the Heads Will Roll podcast.
[00:03:28]  Alright, so I'm a co-host on the podcast.
[00:03:33]  My other co-host is currently on hiatus, but her name is Jessica, and it's kind of a French revolutionary salon podcast, which I guess kind of sounds a little hipster-ish, but essentially we discuss different topics about socialist feminism, how it relates to pop culture, and how we view women and non-men in society.
[00:03:57]  And yeah, and just kind of whatever floats our boat during that moment in time or what seems prescient at the moment.
[00:04:05]  That does sound hipster, but like in a good way.
[00:04:07]  Right?
[00:04:08]  If that makes sense.
[00:04:10]  Yeah.
[00:04:10]  It's not always a bad thing.
[00:04:13]  Being hipster is not always a bad thing.
[00:04:14]  People do like coffee and beer.
[00:04:16]  People do like cool people.
[00:04:18]  People do like cool things.
[00:04:23]  And apparently the left likes like, you know, the French Revolution.
[00:04:26]  So I mean, you know, I'm all game.
[00:04:29]  Yeah.
[00:04:29]  Yeah.
[00:04:30]  And it's a new, uh, uh, female oriented left podcast, which there is a extreme dearth of.
[00:04:38]  So we're very happy to see you guys in this, in this arena.
[00:04:42]  Uh, absolutely.
[00:04:47]  So we got to cut.
[00:04:48]  That's you.
[00:04:48]  Okay.
[00:04:49]  Uh, So we got a couple topics tonight that are, I think the first one's funnier.
[00:04:57]  I think the first one is sillier.
[00:05:00]  And we're going to start this off, start off this topic with a video from Tucker Carlson.
[00:05:10]  This caption reads from Tucker Carlson Tonight.
[00:05:15]  Rioters have covered U.S.
[00:05:16]  cities in spray paint, yet students are arrested for chalking black pre-born lives matter outside of Planned Parenthood in Washington, D.C.
[00:05:28]  Let's go ahead and watch a little bit of this video, and I'll pause throughout for us to comment on.
[00:05:34]  Violent, illiterate rioters and looters have rampaged across America, destroying our cities, toppling statues, defacing public property, covering our public spaces in racial slurs and obscenity, spray-painting everything.
[00:05:51]  Our leaders have essentially ignored all of it.
[00:05:53]  The mob is still free to commit vandalism, and boy are they doing it.
[00:05:57]  A handful of pro-life activists in Washington, D.C., however, are much less lucky because they're less favored by our political class.
[00:06:05]  They were arrested for writing, quote, "Black Preborn Lives Matter" in chalk on a sidewalk outside an abortion clinic.
[00:06:13]  Here's a video of their arrest.
[00:06:14]  Uh, so while he's giving that spiel about, what did he say?
[00:06:20]  Illiterate rioters and looters are spray-painting our nation's capital with impunity.
[00:06:26]  It's a split-screen montage of Tucker Carlson's, like, uh... What's the look on his face?
[00:06:35]  The look is like, kind of just confusion, right?
[00:06:39]  Always confused.
[00:06:40]  He's never not confused.
[00:06:43]  But it's that, like, condescending confused.
[00:06:45]  It's the face you make when you're trying to look confused because you just want to, like, make people sound stupid.
[00:06:52]  It's, like, really condescending confused face, you know what I'm saying?
[00:06:54]  You want to, like, identify with your confused audience.
[00:06:57]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:06:59]  While he's given this spiel, it's a split screen and we're seeing a bunch of graffiti, and it's graffiti that says, uh, kill all cops, uh, all cops are burnable.
[00:07:12]  Which is pretty good, I liked that one.
[00:07:13]  I like that one.
[00:07:14]  Kill all wits instead of whites.
[00:07:19]  And it lingers on that one for a while, too, because that's the only one that's pretty much misspelled.
[00:07:27]  And I'm pretty sure a cop spray painted on that one.
[00:07:30]  I think so.
[00:07:31]  I think that one got debunked.
[00:07:32]  I think we remember that one getting debunked.
[00:07:36]  Yeah.
[00:07:37]  Kill All Wits was in the same neighborhood as Blacks Rule.
[00:07:42]  Happened in the same neighborhood.