This week we travel back to 2009, a time when you had to write and film an entire music video to mock black Democrats instead of just yelling the word SLAVE at them. Damn It Feels Good To Be A Victim is a rap song about "black victimhood" written by a white Breitbart and Project Veritas employee, performed entirely by black people. Filled with fake aave and whitebread aphorisms alike, this song will make you want to kill yourself. The music video features James O'Keefe as a background dancer in a Halloween Store pimp costume. Support the show for only $3.11/month and get bonus episodes every week a www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Clipse - Virginia
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Hey, I'm Alexander Edwards.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
We're Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
Wannabe gangsters, also known as wanksters, are responsible.
Yes.
We're documented.
I'm going to, like, give a timeline of how I experienced this thing that we're talking about today.
So I was in the Joe Rogan Facebook group.
People are talking shit on black people.
Happens all the time.
Protesters, whatever, Democrats, Control, Black Lives Matter, etc.
Somebody shared a link into the comments section.
This link is called, Victocrat, parentheses, damn it feels good to be a victim.
This is a... I mean, you probably know exactly what it is.
I was wondering, like, how you just... because I didn't know how you discovered it until right now.
I was like, how the fuck did you stumble upon that?
And now I know.
People share a lot of links, like, in the comment sections at the Joe Rogan Facebook group.
Yeah.
I saw this title of this video and I was like, oh fuck.
Oh my god.
I need to see this.
This is a parody of damn it feels good to be a gangster okay uh by the ghetto boys but it's damn it's a fucking amazing song by the way but it's damn it feels good to be a victocrat And I don't know, like, I sometimes toot our horn here.
I don't think we even need to do that.
I think the listener knows what the word victocrat means.
I think they do, yeah.
I think it's pretty obvious.
I'm gonna give all y'all the credit.
On the face of it, what victocrat means.
I saw victocrat and I was like, oh, oh, oh hells yeah!
Oh hells yeah, dog!
Dude, it's not fair, cause like, like, Victor Can, sounds terrible.
Demon Can, sounds terrible.
Like, they got it easy over there.
So, this is, once again, it's a parody of Damn Feels Good to Be a Gangster.
It is such an interesting idea for a- before we get into this song, the lyrics, the music video,
This is just like such an interesting idea for a piece of like art or expression because you're taking the word gangster and you're replacing it with like a compound word that is a combination of victim and democrat.
So there's already like a layer there.
There's already a layer of parody within the word victocrat that you have to like parse out.
But then you're substituting it for gangster so that's so that's another layer in this parody.
But then you have to think the song Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster is about it being good to be a gangster.
It's a feel-good song about being a gangster.
So you've decided to parody this song, which is a feel-good song about being blank, and substitute a bad thing in for it, in your mind, in your parody.
Yeah.
It's like four steps removed from anything that could possibly make sense.
Like, they could have easily made this song... Oh, I don't know, it's a little too old for this.
But it could have been like, damn it feels good to be free from the Democrat plantation.
Yeah, yeah.
And that would have been better.
That would have made more sense.
But this did not, you said, doesn't translate the way, you know, it just doesn't.
Damn it feels good to be conservative.
How fucking hard would that be?
That is the obvious way to go with it.
Damn it feels good to be constitutional.
Anything positive that you could put there would make 100 times more sense.
And then this got me thinking.
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Whoever wrote this song definitely just knows it from Office Space.
Absolutely.
And also maybe hates that movie but also knows it from that?
I have...
I have a theory about this, okay?
Please, please.
The person, so, before we get into the song, like, just know that this song is about how, like, being a real gangster is actually pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, etc, etc.
Being a normal black person is like being a victim of society and being a professional, you know, like a grifter.
Like, you're a welfare king, basically, is what this song is about, right?
Yeah, absolutely.
That's what victocrat means.
It means you're a self-made victim.
You are a professional victim, which is like a talking point, you know, of these right-wing culture warriors like Ben Shapiro.
You're a race hustler.
You perpetuate racism.
It's an outdated talking point from what we have now, which I'll get into.
This video is from 2009.
Still too recent!
The reason it came across my feed is because Larry Elder, who's a black conservative talk show host, His nephew, I believe, is the one who produced this song and music video.
And he this is the four year anniversary or no, it's got to be more.
It's more than four years.
I can't remember.
There's a tweet from Larry Elder where he says it's the anniversary of this music video.
It's over 10 years at this point.
So I don't know what anniversary he was talking about, but I'm sure that's why it was on the like in the periphery of this Joe Rogan commentator.
Right.
And it dates back to 2009, Obama was just elected.
It is sort of an outdated model.
What were you saying, Tony, about the plantation?
That's like the modern version of what this is.
Yes, that's current, yeah.
I don't think that those words existed then.
I don't think that Terrence made that up until much later.
So I'll say why the office space thing makes sense to me.
It's because the person who wrote this song Is the type of person who would look at Office Space and look at Peter from Office Space and be like, yeah, that's what being a real gangster's like.
Yep.
It's about going into work and tricking your bosses and climbing up the corporate ladder and just showing them how real you are.
Yep.
And doing mind games on the people assessing your business place and showing them how much better you are than your boss is.
And it almost kind of made me reevaluate the movie Office Space.
I love that movie.
I love Mike Judge, but I think Mike Judge is kind of a libertarian.
I don't know anything about Mike Judge, but I'm sure he's not that tight.
I think he's like a technocrat libertarian.
He was part of Silicon Valley.
That's where he got a lot of his Silicon Valley insight from.
Anyway, I think that there is like a lot that a nerd who writes this song and music video would identify with Office Space.
And it's also interesting because I was thinking about the movie Office Space, which I haven't seen in like, I don't know, five years or so.
The start of that movie is Peter gets hypnotized.
Peter gets hypnotized to not care about his job.
And then the hypnotist dies before, like, removing the hypnosis from Peter.
And that's why Peter's whole outlook changes, that's why he goes to work, and, you know, he doesn't give a shit anymore, and he cares about, like, you know, real substantial things instead of, like, you know, the busy work, the red tape that his bosses, you know, make him jump through to do his job or whatever.
And then I was like, is there a correlation between hypnosis and, like, office space comedy?
Because the guy who created Dilbert is like a hypnotist.
That, like, right-wing freak who created Dilbert, who's like a 100% MAGA guy now, is like a hypnotist.
And I didn't know that.
Yeah, he's really into hypnosis and I don't know if there's some sort of connection.
I don't know if it's like... There's an absolute connection.
There was one time where I got hypnotized one time on a stage in front of people.
Did you really?
Yeah.
And it worked?
No.
But it works on certain people.
And what it works on is people who are totally willing to give up any type of agency in order to make things better in their mind, right?
This is what I remember.
And also, mind you, this is really funny because this was at a drug-free conference.
That I went to when I was like 16.
I was really into being drug-free at 16.
Shout out to youth.
Yeah, that's right, man.
And I remember being hypnotized and feeling pretty relaxed because the whole thing is you get relaxed, right?
And then you kind of just go with whatever they want, right?
I remember kind of like going along with it, right?
And then one of the people who was getting hypnotized with me At one point the hypnotist was like, alright cool, now stand up and dance!
You know?
And I remember standing up and dancing, but also I would have stood up and danced at any stage anyways.
This is what I would have done anyways.
And I remember somebody falling off the stage.
And me immediately being like, oh fuck, what the fuck?
Like, this is not, I'm obviously not down to fall off the stage.
I need to pay attention now.
And then I also remember later on that exact girl being a crazy bigot.
Like, I remember, like, I remember this, this girl, and this was, cause we had heavy discussions during this conference.
Um, and we were talking about like our past and, um, and this girl said something like along the lines of like, well, yeah, like, that's just like what those people do.
And somebody losing their mind on them, and it was awesome because they got checked as fuck, but it was like, of course the person who was like a bigot like fell off the stage during hypnosis.
Yeah, was extremely susceptible to outside influence.
So this was like a Christian hypnosis thing?
No, it wasn't Christian.
No, it was just drug-free.
It was just like anti-drug.
So was the idea that being under the influence of drugs was like being under the influence of hypnosis?
I think so.
Like was hypnosis supposed to be like a negative example of what intoxication is like?
I think that makes sense.
That's the only way I can make sense of it.
But I don't know.
They're like, yeah, man, if you do drugs, you'll, like, fall off the stage and become a bigot.
Get called out by your peer group.
I wish, I wish that was, like, that was the goal was to, like, wash them of that.
But no, I don't know.
I don't know what the goal of Hypnotist was.
I think it was just supposed to be entertaining.
But I think it was along the lines of, like, yeah, listen, this is this this right here.
This is marijuana.
Hypnotism is marijuana and alcohol.
Because most drug-free stones are supposed to be like, here's what you do instead of getting high.
Yeah.
And I hope they weren't like, oh, you should hypnotize your friends instead of doing drugs.
Yes, that'd be tight though.
It seems like a very, I would much rather my, if I had like a teenager child, you know, or like, you know, a teenage sibling or something, I would much rather they were like doing drugs than, uh, fucking getting into hypnosis with their friends.
Absolutely.
That seems a lot more dangerous.
Absolutely.
And like, also, I don't know, uh, scarring or like, I don't know, like, it seems like a slippery slope towards some sort of fucking sadomasochistic fetish.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, if your son starts carrying a pocket watch and it doesn't work just for the sake of it being a metronome, like, get them help.
It's called paraphernalia, folks.
Be on the lookout for it.
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
Um...
So, I don't know.
I think we should let the folks hear some of this song.
Please.
Damn it feels good to be a Victocrat.
And actually, we're not going to hear this song because there is an intro sketch.
there is like an intro sketch.
I think we need, I think this is, it's fairly important for people to hear some of like the setup to this music video.
We're not going to play all of this song because the YouTube upload is, what, 7 minutes and 30 seconds long?
Like, incredible.
But the intro, I feel, is fairly important for folks to hear.
And it's, the scene is South Central, ostensibly a few guys are hanging out on the sidewalk.
I think they're grilling?
Are they grilling?
Oh, they're absolutely grilling because the guy has a clean ass spatula in his hand the entire scene.
He has a spatula in his hand the entire scene.
There's a grill kind of behind him, but the spatula is fucking spic and span.
Like, no one's using the spatula.
Well, they got fucking interrupted by a dork in a suit rapping at them.
A fucking- They were- They're just- They're just trying to grill.
Yeah.
They're just trying to grill, and Motherfucker comes up, and, uh, has- has some words to say for him.
Let's- let's hear it.
Oh, goddammit.
Hey, I got- just got to my dad's house.
Yeah, I'll call you later.
Very important line, though.
I gotta stop at my dad's house.
Oh, excuse me, brother.
Brother?! !
Yo man, look at this Uncle Tom fool rollin' up in our hood.
For real, man, you can't be steppin' up through here with your Armani suit on, thinkin' you can blend in with the brothers?
Brioni, homie.
What?
Pepperoni?
It's a brioni suit.
Borelli tie.
John Lobb shoes.
See now, he know more about that Italian crap than he do his own people.
Yeah, man, get this, man.
You probably don't even know what it's like to be black, man.
For real, man.
Closest you ever came to being black was probably listening to Bo Diddley or something like that.
Wouldn't know the difference between Ice Cube and a freakin' Ice Cube.
Maybe we should stop there for just a second.
Yeah.
I hate it.
I hate it so much.
I hate it so much.
Uh, yeah.
So he, so our, our, our main character who is I believe the actual MC of this music video, I think he's doing the lines in this music video.
Yeah.
This is performed by a guy named Buddy Sostham, who I couldn't find any information on.
Like, I looked this dude up and all that came up was like an auto-corrected name of a stunt worker who like worked on Marvel movies and shit, but it wasn't the same name.
This is produced by Eric Elder, who is Larry Elder's nephew or second cousin or something.
He's the dude in the dreads.
He's the dude with the braids tied behind his head.
Who is going to be on, will go on to be the worst actor in this, because like anyone who listens to the show knows that I talk too fast sometimes.
I got nothing on this guy.
This is importantly listed in the credits here, featuring Alfonso Rachel.
And you're like, why does it say featuring Alfonso Rachel?
Oh, because that's the name of the account that uploaded this video.
It's a dude named Alfonso Rachel, who's the guy in the beanie holding the spatula.
He's the guy who says, oh, you're only black experiences with Bo Diddley or something.
And then he plays the spatula like a guitar.
It's a really good moment, though.
Because like I said, that spatula is like perfectly clean.
Yeah, I don't believe that these guys are grilling.
They look like fake grillers to me.
The only grilling this guy's doing is on his teeth.
You know?
So stupid.
And it's important, Alfonso Rachel I think should get a shout out here.
Even though he's like an extremely minor character in this music video, he has a whole YouTube channel.
He's got 75,000 subscribers and it's like all from like 2009.
It's all shit from 2009.
He's like this black conservative dude who was making just The most incredible YouTube videos.
Wait, and that's the guy with the spatula?
Yeah.
What's funny is like, so in this video, so like the main character, the rapper, is supposed to be some, um...
Some, like, square, but also, like, plush dude, right?
A self-made man.
He's the protagonist.
The hood's supposed to seem like a square, but, like, he's plush and dope, right?
Because, as I sent you earlier, those ties he's talking about, they start at, like, $2,000.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
The suit he talks about, the shoes they make start at like $400.
Anyways.
This is Brioni tie and the guy goes, pepperoni?
The three like quote hood guys are like, their outfits are not hood at all.
They're very normal, very like, Every single item is like bought from Anchor Blue and fits normally.
The only guy that looks like he might be a little bit intimidating because that's kind of the role they're supposed to play.
The only guy supposed to be intimidating is him.
Because he's wearing, like, a regular shirt and a beanie.
But it's still, like, the wrong beanie.
It's, like, not a hard-ass beanie.
That's, like, not a hard shirt.
But he's the only one that looks at all intimidating, which they're supposed to be, you know?
Yeah.
But his YouTube account is amazing.
If you want some cringe, I, like, please fucking look it up.
Alfonzo, A-L-F-O-N-Z-O.
Rachel is his last name, I believe.
Um, this is a dude who is like the logic and facts black nerd like that's who this guy like there is a there is an upload of him having a lightsaber duel with Obama.
And he is debating Obama about the merits of capitalism and American imperialism while he's doing a lightsaber duel with Obama at one point.
P.O.D.' 's Southtown plays during one of the fights.
Yeah, it does.
It totally does.
And you know what?
You know what?
That was the best part of the whole video.
Man, minimum wage isn't supposed to support a family.
If they want a family supporting wage, they should learn a skill.
It ain't easy.
I understand all the obstacles, man, I really do.
But ultimately it pays off.
The minimum wage that you brag about never does.
If it did, you wouldn't have to be increasing it all the time.
Yeah, you Democrats raised the minimum wage, and then you raised the income taxes, and then you want to add more taxes to you Democrats raised the minimum wage, and then you raised the income taxes, and He literally tells Obama... He, like, uses Obama's argument against him.
He, like, flips it and uses Obama's logic against him and vanquishes him.
You talk the talk of being a supporter of gay marriage, but have you ever walked the walk in a gay relationship yourself?
Oh, what?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm not as well spoken and as articulate as you.
Actually, what's happening is I'm using a Jedi mind technique where I use your talking points against you.
And according to your talking points, you have to have been in a gay relationship yourself to be a true supporter of gay marriage.
So, you want to wrestle?
But he's – what's the important part is he's doing the lightsaber moves like actually doing them.
Like this is a dude who knows martial arts.
He's doing like actual Muay Thai or kickboxing against the Obama actor.
And then when they pull out the lightsabers, he's doing actual lightsaber moves.
This is who that guy is.
Like imagine one of the you've all seen his videos now where it's like trying to get a job with Disney.
Retweet this video.
Imagine that, but terrible.
No, this guy's good at that shit.
Like, he's like, the video is poorly shot.
You know what's funny?
I was gonna say, like, not by today's standards, but this is old.
This is not recent.
So, by those standards, yeah.
He's doing, like, behind the back, like, saber twirls, passing it from one hand to the other.
I'm talking about the editing.
Oh, no, the videos are garbage, but like I'm talking about his moves.
Like what I'm saying, Tony, is this is a man who literally knows how to use a lightsaber.
That's the kind of dork he fucking is.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Also, also, can we talk about Obama real fast?
Well, do you want to save that for the Obama segment of this music video?
No, no, no.
Talk about Obama in that video.
Okay, sure.
Obama is not black.
Yeah, he's like Mexican or something.
Obama is like, is like, is like maybe Filipino, if I'm being generous.
And uh, but like he's not, Obama is not black in this video.
He might just do a good impression.
Um, I don't even think it's his voice still.
I don't know how they cast Obama, but what I will say is that I don't know the distance between those two videos, but there is a young man in the video that we're covering right now, and it feels good to be a victocrat, there's a young man who is maybe his son?
I don't know.
He's like a young homie that looks like Obama in the later video.
So maybe this kid is mixed.
Maybe Obama is mixed in this video.
Alright.
But either way, Obama is not like...
Obama does not look at all black in this video.
Okay, but back to Damn It Feels Good to be a Victocrat.
Yeah, so this guy, our main character, Buddy, who's this guy's name, this MC, who's really like just a hired hand.
He's not the producer, he's not the writer, and he's just a guy who they hired to deliver these lyrics.
He walks up in this suit, right, and the dude's chillin' on the sidewalk, grillin', say, look at this Uncle Tom fool rollin' up in our hood.
All because Buddy is wearing a suit.
Yeah.
Like, if I saw somebody who, like, you know, I knew, or somebody from, like, my neighborhood, or somebody from my culture wearing a suit, I would be like, oh, good luck in court today, dude.
Yeah, absolutely.
I would be like, look at this Uncle Tom wearing a suit.
Look at this fucking asshole.
This is like a line from SLC Punk.
Also, also, not a good suit.
Doesn't fit him very well at all.
No, it fits him awful.
Like, I also want to hear him in court saying, uh, uh, your honor, this is a Brioni suit.
This is a Borelli tie.
Well, you wouldn't have to because it's like real recognized real.
That's true.
The judge would just know that he's one of the good ones, you know?
Also, I don't know if I made it clear earlier, but like no shots.
I don't want to be like, you know, a classist or something like that because I've done it from time and time.
But the car he pulls up in is like a very plain like 2001 Camry type car.
No, it's an Acura, dude.
Oh, it's a very plain 2001 Acura type car?
And then he's like- Acura is the luxury Honda, dude.
You're not wrong.
You're not wrong.
And then he's like, I am wearing thousands of dollars worth of clothing.
Yeah.
I am wearing literally more value in clothing than my car, which I do all the time because I have a very cheap car.
But like this, like it just, it's just, he's lying in the video.
I also like this idea.
He Googled, he Googled expensive Italian clothing.
Yeah.
I love this idea that it's like, hey, I'm not like these wannabe gangsters.
I wear very expensive clothing.
Yep, yep, yep.
That's like one of the whole gangster things.
I've never heard of that.
Falling out.
Falling the fuck out.
You actually don't.
Some of the most expensive clothing now is made by gangsters.
So chill, God.
And it's, can't be stepping in here in your Armani suit thinking you can be with the brothers.
And it's like, this is just so instantly racist.
Just like so instantly like, oh black people hate black people in suits.
Black people think you can't be black if you wear a suit.
It sucks because like black-on-black crime is like fake, but like black-on-black racism from like these conservative assholes is very real.
They get to say the most like racist shit and like think it's fine because they're like, I don't know, look at me.
Yeah, I mean you get paid fucking tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars to say that shit.
Dude, my most like... I keep this one troll, I keep this one person on Instagram.
I let her continue to follow me and I follow her because she DMs me every once in a while.
And every once in a while she sends me a video and be like, I want to know your thoughts on this.
Trying to like kind of own me.
And the last video she sent me, I saw the Facebook header subtext that was like, White guilt is real.
White privilege is a lie.
And I was like, I guess I'll see what this is.
And I opened it, and it was the fucking Hodge twins.
Oh yeah, dude.
And I immediately messaged her like, I opened it, but it was the Hodge twins, so I just won't watch this.
Somebody quoted our tweet about the Hodge Twins saying that they themselves sound like white supremacists.
Somebody quote tweeted that and said that the Hodge Twins should run for president.
Fuck.
And did they mean it?
Yeah.
Like the Hodge Twins should just be one president.
They should be a president.
I feel like they would still have the same wife.
And it would be each other.
Yeah, can't be stepping in here with your Armani suit thinking you can be with the brothers.
It's Brioni, homie.
Brioni, pepperoni.
What's that?
I don't understand anything.
I'm just a black guy.
And then he know more about that Italian crap than he do his own people.
You're out here studying clothes when you should be studying hoes.
Which, I mean, to be real, he could have just been my friend, and I know as much about that Italian crap as I know about that black crap.
So that could have been the case, but I don't know this motherfucker, so no.
That's not the answer.
There's only one half-black Italian person in the whole of America, and it's me.
Wouldn't know the difference between ice cube and a freaking ice cube.
50 cent from a couple of quarters.
Man, this rich-ass Harvard Westlake fool probably never used a quarter in his life.
Uh-huh, okay.
And why would I be rich?
Because you're pushing the plow for the man, that's why!
That's why.
Okay, it just goes on to say, he says, why would I be so wealthy?
Why would I be so rich, huh?
And he said, yeah, because you're pushing the plow for the black, for the white man.
What else did he say, bro?
It all ends there because it all becomes mush.
Well, I'm just saying that sentence alone is wild.
Because we all know that's how black people get rich.
They push the plow for the white people.
Yeah, that's how it works.
How's a brother like you gonna roll in the dough, giddy up on the cash flows without slinging yayo or busting flows, yo?
For sure.
Because he says like, he says, how else is a brother like you supposed to roll up in a... He says roll up on the cash flow or like roll up on the dough without slinging yayo or spitting flow.
I had closed captionings on and I watched it like 30 times and I had no clue what roll up on the blah blah blah blah blah without selling yayo or spitting flows.
It was amazing.
It's like cash rolls.
It's something like that.
It's like roll up on the cash flow without and it's again it's just like hey How else is a black man supposed to get rich without selling drugs or doing raps, huh?
You're automatically suspect if you actually earn your living.
You're not black.
Yeah, exactly.
Man, this straight-laced Republican voting, jive-talking, snake-soup-sipping, canali-clad-clad-clad wouldn't last a day in the cuts, you know what I mean?
Real.
Yo, you know what, man?
Why don't you go back to Brentwood, where you belong?
I was born in South Central.
Awww, man!
As a matter of fact, it sounds like you brothers need a little lesson on what it's really like in America.
Outside of the comfy, cozy confines of your victocrat status quo mentality.
Man, what is a victocrat?
You clowning, man.
Go ahead with that.
What's he talking about, man?
Sound like he got a speech prepared or something.
Come on, humorous, homie, what you got?
Don't mind if I do.
It sounds like you've got something to say, Poochie.
Well, do you?
There's so many annoying things that happen right there.
One of the things is like, he says he's from South Central and they're like annoyed by that instead of being like, oh word?
Cause like, that's how that goes, by the way.
Like, I've been in that scenario many times, where like, I've met people who are like, you know, they just don't know me or whatever, whatever.
And then we talk about our roots and they're like, Oh word?
Okay.
That's that.
Oh, for sure.
Dope, dope, dope, whatever, whatever.
But for some reason they're like, I'm from South Central.
And they're like, Boo!
Boo, you can't be from South Central.
We're from South Central.
And we don't wear Briani suits.
And then on top of that when he's like there's a word that he uses in here that drives me fucking insane because of where they're talking about.
So they're talking about like being in the hood right?
And then he goes on to say yeah that's what it's like when you don't live in the comfy confines of your victocrat whatever.
Status quo.
Status quo.
Yeah.
And it's like to call like So, the thing is, they're trying to paint all of South Central as like, the hood, as like, super rough and really hard to get through, right?
They're trying to paint that the whole time as that, as like, you know, as like, Cuddy, you know?
That's how this guy, that's how our MC gets credit, is by being from South Central.
Exactly, right?
So, at the same time, he tells them they're being cozy.
Yeah.
And that shit drives me, like, that shit drove me up the fucking wall when I heard it.
This is like the first instance of the general thesis of the song, which is...
You guys are just participating in the status quo.
It's so funny how he says, you guys need to leave the comfy cozy confines of your victocrat.
It's so funny how he delivers this line as if, like, Anybody would know what the fuck he's talking about.
Like, he delivers this line with such conviction and such, like, forthrightness.
But it's hilarious because even the people in the music video, the other guys are like, what is a victocrat?
Like, what are you fucking saying, dude?
You are a nerd who is like, Thinking that you're speaking truth to the bullies in the hallway, but when, like anybody else, looks at what you're saying, you're mumbling under your breath and doing hadoukens at the wall.
You didn't know about the hot yukon until you saw the hot yukon in the other video we talked about earlier.
But yeah, he's totally doing that.
You know, it's like you have this, like, speech prepared in your mind of what you would say to everybody who called you a fucking bootlicker or an Uncle Tom or whatever, and it just, you know, rushes forth like what you think is a righteous, you know, Red Sea wave or something, but it just sounds like fucking gobbledygook, angry nonsense.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's like, it's like a different, it's literally like a different language.
And then they say, Oh, you got to, it sounds like you got a speech prepared.
Why don't you, yeah, yeah.
Level it on us.
And it says, don't mind if I do.
And then puts on his fucking sunglasses.
And they're not cool sunglasses.
Damn it feels good to be a victim.
Another liability of the state.
Are your problems symptomatic of the system?
Even all the problems that you create.
Damn it feels good to be a victim.
Sympathy, that's your living wage.
If you're down and out, don't be trippin'.
Lobby Congress and holler, make it rain.
around making business go down is the way to be this day and age big governments now the illest thing in town don't let the ceos keep you in your cage now all i gotta say to you wanna be gonna be status quo
proud victim wanksters take a look at my shoes and take a look at you fools and tell me who's the real pimpin gangsta dude that fucking verse is so wild every At one point he talks about... You want to lobby Congress to get your wages higher?
And it's like... No, no, no.
You want to lobby Congress so Congress can make it rain.
Yes, exactly.
Which is like... That would be sick!
But, like, that's, like, not happening.
Everything about that is, like, some weird bizarro world.
That whole verse is bizarre.
Well, the whole song is bizarro world, but yeah.
Well, what this song, what this argument does, it does the very, like, simple and easy and, you know, gutless bait and switch of conflating corporate Democrats with, like, some of the poorest people in the country.
Yeah, exactly.
Like it's it's conflating corporate lobbyists and corporate Democrats with poor black people from South Central L.A.
who a majority of whom don't vote fucking calling them Democrats is extremely fucking racist in and of itself.
And B, even if they did vote, it wouldn't fucking matter because California is a blue state.
Like, it's a solid blue state.
Their votes don't count any more than, you know, the minority communities of like fucking Georgia count on a statewide scale.
So it does this extremely easy and gutless bait-and-switch where you can criticize Democrats for being corporate whores and somehow lay that at the feet of people on welfare in LA.
Which is a common thread throughout this entire song is exactly that, where it's like, this whole song is very much like bootstrap mentality bullshit, and it's all about like,
You're just like welfare queens and like pick yourself up where it's really audacious when you see this fucking guy who's like probably not doing fantastic and if he had like like maybe some sort of representation or workers rights would probably doing better in his day-to-day job.
The very first verse here, uh, damn it feels good to be a victim, another liability of the state, all your problems symptomatic of the system, even all the problems that you create.
So again, it's like this, I don't know, very lazy wordplay that invalidates itself because it is using sarcasm, you know, damn feels going to be victim, another liability of the state, all your problems symptomatic of the system. another liability of the state, all your problems symptomatic of So that's referring to, oh, you're a, you're a victim.
Oh, you're just a victim of the system.
And that's like meant to be sarcastic.
Like, of course, you're not, of course, you're not a victim of the system like this.
Systematic racism is a myth.
It doesn't exist.
Slavery is over, folks.
Get over it.
There's no system to really oppress you.
Then the very next line, it's even all the problems that you create.
What this is referring to... Yeah, that part's wild.
It's referring to like democratic regulation or democratic nanny state-ism or whatever.
So it's like...
It's both denying the existence of a system that exists to keep people down in order to avoid extending a hand to poor people, at the same time blaming poor people for a system that exists that is keeping them down, but not the way that you think it is.
It's doing three different things that contradict each other.
And you have to separate them, or else it just sounds even worse than it is.
The only system that is keeping you down is the one that you created.
Otherwise, racism doesn't exist.
It's just the racism that you created in the system by voting every four years, if you even do that.
Yeah, maybe.
But still, there's no power you have there.
Again, the next verse or the next stanza is, Damn, it feels good to be a victim.
Sympathy, that's your living wage.
If you're down and out, don't be trippin'.
Lobby Congress and holla, make it rain!
Uh, maybe it's a good time to point out that, uh, maybe you've noticed, like, you know, me being evasive on the subject.
Um, maybe it's a good time to point out who wrote these lyrics.
Yes.
Because the person who wrote these lyrics, uh, is a white guy named Christian Hartsock.
A white guy named Christian Hartsock who is like a protege of Breitbart.
Andrew Breitbart was like one of his heroes and also an affiliate of James O'Keefe of Project Veritas.
Christian Hartsock is somebody who went undercover with the Bernie campaign, who went undercover with the Hillary campaign, went undercover with environmental groups to try and expose them with James O'Keefe and Project Veritas.
He is the motherfucker who wrote these just god-awful lyrics that make dynamite hack look like clips.
Did you write that note?
Oh my god!
Was that just for me?
Was that just for me?
It was just for you, Tony.
I love you so much.
That was... Like, honestly, that fucking... Dynamite Hacks sounds like Mobb Deep compared to this shit, dude.
Yes, exactly!
Dude, and what's funny is... I didn't know what you just told me.
And, um, so the whole time I was, like, hating... This is the problem.
This is the problem with America.
This is the problem with white people.
Is the whole time, I was hating this black man... I was hating this black man, who was spitting these verses, and turns out he was just trying to get a check.
Yeah!
And it's insane, like, meta-contextual- meta-textually, when you think about this, okay?
Because...
This is 2009.
While it's a slightly different political landscape than what we have now, all the roots are there.
All the seedlings are there of what we're experiencing now with right-wing, white supremacist political discourse.
All the George Soros stuff Is there?
All the like, you know, people, wealthy puppeteers pulling the strings, creating like civil unrest, creating like...
You know, hard feelings against the white community or whatever.
That's all still there.
Like, James O'Keefe tried to investigate, tried to infiltrate the Open Society, George Soros' organization.
That's all been going on, right?
Yeah.
And what that narrative is, what that George Soros narrative is, is that White people, George Soros, are using black people to create a perception of racism, or they're bending them to their will, they're manipulating them.
When you look at this video, literally what you have is a white person Giving literal words to black people to say to further a political agenda, giving lyrics and giving like, I don't know, an actual like script to black people to further their right wing agenda.
Are we even talking about the role?
We haven't got there yet, right?
The role that James O'Keefe plays in the video?
James O'Keefe is in this music video.
Wild.
Dressed up as a pimp in a purple sequined costume.
It's the pimp costume you buy from the spooky Halloween pop-up store that happens every October.
Yeah, it's the hat where it's like just cardboard underneath, you know?
It's purple.
It's leopard print.
He's baggy.
He is doing like a moonwalk and pop locking throughout this music video behind the rapper.
His dancing and costume, and I thought this the entire time before I even realized who it was, before Alex pointed out who it was, his dancing and costume is the most racist part of this whole video.
it's like he's he's doing a pretty earnest like pop lock robot like like dancing like moonwalking it's super cringy and it's also super like It's super racist because the whole time I'm like, I know whoever this white guy is, is doing this, he's like, this is what black people like, but I'm a white guy doing it, so therefore I'm erasing color lines, you know?
And it is, it's fucking brutal to watch.
It's disgusting.
I mean, fucking James O'Keefe is in this music video looking like, just like a rat face, a rat face piece of shit.
Yes, yes.
He looks like a white Roger Klotz.
Like, just an utterly disgusting looking human being.
But he's doing this dance like a cringe drama kid who thinks he's cool because he learned how to pop lock or whatever.
But there's the added level of just, you know, deplorable-ness to this because he is doing it like, hey look, I can do it too.
You know?
That's like what the energy is in this music video.
He's having way too much fun with it.
It feels like he's saying, y'all ain't special, I can dance too.
But he's doing a terrible job at it.
Yeah, okay, so this line though, uh, damn it feels good to be a victim.
Sympathy, that's your living wage.
This line is, like, incredibly, uh, fucked up to me.
Like...
You don't need a living wage because you got sympathy.
In the public discourse, you know how we all pay rent with sympathy?
You know how low-income people can pay rent with sympathy because they get lip service from Democratic politicians?
Oh, it's the word.
And it's like, if he's even if he's referring to like, oh, sympathy, like sympathetic feelings gets gets welfare enacted.
That's not a living wage.
Welfare is not a fucking living wage.
Well, food stamps aren't a living wage.
No, no.
It's all bullshit, and like you said, it's like, well, I mean, you can do whatever you want because people feel bad for you, is kind of what he's saying here, you know?
It's like, oh, you get to act however you want because people already feel bad for you, so just roll with it.
That's your social equity.
Yeah, it's like, oh, these people don't eat food.
They just eat, like, reverse racism.
Well, I mean, people don't like talk about it a lot, but the cool thing about melanin is it actually allows you to photosynthesize.
So we're actually good.
I mean, that sounds like some ancient alien stuff almost.
That would be so sick.
If I was like, I'm hungry, let me go stand in the sun.
Because spreading wealth around, making business go down is the way to be this day and age.
The government's now the illest thing in town.
The leftist CEOs keep you in a cage.
So again, like this is 100% like the ancestor of the Democratic plantation language.
This is using like...
More vague slavery imagery, right?
Keep you in a cage, right?
Human bondage sort of thing.
Yeah.
And it's funny to see this, because this is from 2009, and that's what I meant when you said, oh, this belongs in a museum, is because it does.
Like, it's like a step.
It's like the fish with a foot, you know?
It's like a step along to where we are now, because It's funny that, like...
The Christian Heart Sock, featuring Mr. Rachel here, think they need to dress up all this ideology in what they think is art or what they think is entertainment?
Because now all it is is just somebody gets in front of a camera and screams at black people that they're racists and that they're slaves.
Yeah.
And sometimes those people are still black people.
Yeah, no, exactly.
And it's like all it would just it's like, instead of fucking making this contrived rap song about how it's actually gangsta to care about the deficit, like it would just be a meme of like an actual photograph of that black girl in the human zoo with like, yep, it's the word Democrat and impact font stamped on her head.
Yep.
Yep.
And that would totally be a fact.
It's the same thing.
Like that's that's what we have now versus this.
And that's why it's so quaint to like look back at this.
And it was funny because when I was doing research on this, like I was trying to find somebody else to transcribe the lyrics because I didn't know you could just click closed captioning on YouTube or whatever.
I was like, it's not accurate.
It's not accurate.
I tried that.
Yeah.
So I was, like, transcribing these myself, but I was, like, searching for the lyrics, and all I was coming up with was, like, blog posts from, like, 2009 and shit.
And some of them were 2016.
And the blog posts that he was coming up on was, like, blog posts who were, like, never Trump Republicans.
They posted this, and I was like, okay, let's see what their last post was.
And their last post was from July 2016, where they were imploring reasonable Republican delegates not to give Trump the nomination at the Republican National Convention.
But that's because they like black people.
That's because they kind of like black people still.
They're like, wait, hold on.
We like think that they're cool and they have a place in this whole thing.
And Trump's not going to allow that.
Well, little did they know there was actually going to blow the doors off that.
I think it's more like just somebody who would think that this like lecture about, you know, big government or this hip, like hip, cool reference to a 20 year old at the time rap song about like, Uh, you know, how, Oh, big government's the illest thing in town.
You know, like somebody who, who would think that that would be like resonant or somebody who would think that that would be convincing is the type of person who just got totally sidelined by like the vulgar nationalism and racism of Trump and was just like fooling themselves.
Like, and that's, that's why this is like, Why this is that moment in history.
This couldn't exist now.
You know, yeah, they're like dupes who will, like, try to drag it out of, you know, irrelevancy, to put it in the Joe Rogan comment section, but, like, this... Oh, and thank God for them.
This is, like, it's just nonsense when viewed through, like, a modern lens, you know?
It really smacks of effort, the whole thing.
Because spreading wealth around, making business go down, yeah, the leftist CEOs keep you in the cage.
And it's like, why business is going down but the leftist CEOs are winning?
What?
It doesn't make sense.
It's the same like- Yeah, why are they leftist?
Why are the CEOs leftist?
Why are the CEOs leftist?
Why would the CEOs want the business to go down?
Don't CEOs, aren't they in charge of businesses?
What, like, it makes no sense.
It's just talking out of both sides of your mouth the whole thing.
Also, just to keep it real, like, what did leftists even mean that year?
It meant Obama.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
So let's get to the Obama part of this.
He says, now brothers be hatin' like I'm frontin' for the Klan when I holla out Obama ain't the bomb.
And by the way, I don't think anybody is on record saying Obama is the bomb, being as that the phrase the bomb was outdated at least a decade before that.
That's a trick question because they definitely hollered out Obama is da bomb.
Well, the thing is, the phrase da bomb actually went away after 9-11.
No, we collectively decided that we should no longer use the phrase Da Bomb.
Well, everyone who used it just got renditioned to a black site, I think.
Well, yeah, yeah.
And like, the thing is, the rest of the people from the culture who were still around, who were dictating this, are from New York, so it was personal.
So we stopped using Da Bomb, and it was no longer used after 2001.
Yeah, he's hollering out, Obama ain't the bomb, and brothers be hatin', like he's frontin' for the Klan when he does that.
Like I'm a whipped up sucka that be pushin' for the man, cause I dare to march to a different song.
But let me school you fools who get their news from Oberman, which is a reference to Keith Olbermann, where all the gangsters get their fuckin' news from.
That's one of the most forced bars in this entire thing, and that's when I should have realized it was definitely not written by a black person.
Yeah, it's been painfully obvious for a minute now.
While you call me a bamboozled Uncle Tom, I ain't the one who ride in Uncle Sam.
Dude, knowing that now makes this whole song so much more racist.
It's so fucking racist, dude.
We were talking before about my white mom.
One time I referred to somebody who I know who's a friend of mine who I was mad at because he was like defending cops and I referred to him as an Uncle Tom Ass Negro and I was upset.
I referred to him as that and my mom was around and my white mom was like, I don't know if you should say that.
And I was like, oh, no, no, it's cool, mom.
Actually, I get to say that.
It's one of the things, I don't do it often.
It's very rare, but I get to say that.
And even my white mom was like, ooh, that's brutal.
But this motherfucker was like, let's write it in a rap.
Let's have a black guy sing it.
That's a good idea.
Christian Hartsock, he's only got 175 subscribers on YouTube, but his first upload is from June 12, 2008.
I'm sorry, Tony.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
The name of this video is They Eyes Was Watchin' God.
Oh fuck.
And the description is mock trailer adaptation of Zora Neale Hurston's novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.
Whoa.
He's taken upon it himself to do an adaptation of that called Their Eyes Was Watching God.
It's really wild to me when people like do racism to the point where they have to like produce and upload it.
Like that's like way gnarlier than just casual You know?
Yeah.
He kind of telegraphed his play with this upload and what we're talking about today.
There's an actual part.
This is what I'm talking about here.
There's a line in this song that goes, and now a word from our president.
Oh god, this is one of those things where he's rapping and like I just don't know what the fuck they're saying because they're not really rapping as much as they're like saying words fast.
Cause y'all the real victimizers.
We got a black man kicking it in the white house but we're the man in the black household.
Mothers catching rent, cashing welfare checks cause papa was a rolling stone.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Real quick, real quick.
That line is so important because he says, we got a black man in the White House, but where's the man in the black house hold?
This video starts off with him pulling up to a house and saying, oh, I got to see my dad.
So he has a dad that's in his life, in his adulthood, that he's apparently tight enough with to go visit, but he still uses this, he still wrapped this wild trope about bad black dads, which is something I literally deal with in my life, where people have told my daughter's mom, like, what do you expect?
Just because we broke up.
No other reason.
Not because I'm bad or negligent.
Just because we broke up.
Just because I don't live in the house with them.
They were like, well yeah, what do you expect?
And it's like, dog, you're visiting your dad.
You have a dad.
What the fuck, man?
You have a dad who has a house.
You have a dad who has a house?
That's what he says is, oh, I'm just going to my dad's house.
And the way he was dressed up, I was like, oh, his dad died and now he owns the house.
That's what I thought initially.
I was like, okay, he's like going to get like the rest of his inheritance from the corpse's estate or whatever.
But yeah, it's like, I mean, I don't know.
He's got this incredible attitude the whole time and we're supposed to like, I don't know, somehow see the merit in what he's doing, but he's just in like other even aside from the lyrics or whatever.
He's just such a snide piece of shit this whole time.
Yeah, absolutely.
And now, a word from our president.
Damn, it feels good to be a victim.
Schmoozing my way into the White House.
All the victocrat voters, I done tricked them.
Keeping the sheeple and the left-wing press aroused.
And the mainstream media kind that helped me shine.
Well, I'd sincerely like to thank them.
We're turning water in the wine and made America mine.
It made Stuart Smalley's Senator Al Franken.
So all you victocrat voters keep supporting me.
And I promise to protect your civil rights.
My collectivist economic policy.
Will sneak through beneath my uh, charming sound bites.
So all I gotta say to you, wanna be, gonna be.
Republicans just a buzz killin'.
We're going socialist now, so look at me and kowtow.
Damn, it feels good to be a victim.
Ha ha ha.
Bye.
This is like, this is some of the whitest shit.
This is some of the worst.
Oh, it's insane.
Most terrible shit in here.
Just this last line.
So all I gotta say to you wannabe, gonnabe Republicans, just a buzzkillin'.
Yep.
You guys are just a buzzkillin'.
You just bummed me out.
That's all.
But it's like, it's the uh dash buzz.
Just a buzzkillin'.
Yep.
Fucking dead giveaway that you are a Mark-ass bitch.
Like, a dead, like, you are getting fucking, you're getting owned by eight-year-olds when you use this type of, like, turn of phrase.
Yeah.
We're going socialist now, so look at me and Kowtow.
Damn it feels good to be a victim.
This is like the most some probably the most incredibly cringe like rap lyrics I've ever fucking heard in my life.
It's it's brutal.
And like also look at me and kowtow like like mind you, Alex, you've heard a Machine Gun Kelly song.
That's true.
I have.
And here we are.
It's it's that bad.
So, yeah, there's there's another part that we didn't play where he calls Al Sharpton a shyster.
Yep.
Which is a very interesting word to use, especially when you learn that it was written by somebody who worked and, like, really looked up to a man named Andrew Breitbart, the founder of a website so anti-Semitic that even Ben Shapiro had to leave.
Yes, it's that anti-Semitic.
We're like, the prince boy.
I had so many other things to call him that I didn't like.
Yeah, I had to bounce.
This whole song is full of that stuff, and like I said, once you told me it was a white guy that wrote it, it illuminated the whole thing.
It's fucking wild.
It's also really funny.
I don't know if you realize this.
I didn't realize it until the second or third time I watched it.
So Buddy, the MC dude, Well, in the dance scenes where they're like making fun of hip hop music video, James O'Keefe is like, you know, doing the moonwalk like way too fucking hard, you know, like, but like, yeah, James O'Keefe is like in his own world.
Like they're they're filming Buddy, like, you know, rapping in the camera and James O'Keefe is doing it with the confidence only a white man can do.
But okay, I would disagree.
If he had confidence, he would be looking at the camera or doing something that acknowledged... No, he feels good about the whole thing.
He thinks he's dancing well.
He's doing this job, he's doing this position to be like, look, I can do it too, as good if not better.
Yeah, I'm just saying, there's like beads of sweat dripping down his face while he's doing this shit.
Well, that's because he is dancing his ass off.
He's not doing it well, but he's going hard.
He's like rapturous while he's doing this.
But anyway, so what Buddy is wearing in those scenes is a fucking parody of a Che Guevara shirt with Ronald Reagan's face on it.
Yes, it's the worst.
Instead of the Hot Topic Che Guevara shirt, it's the Ronald Reagan shirt.
It's so bad.
I don't know, man.
Honestly, learning about the fact that he didn't write it really flipped everything for me.
And it really fucked me up.
I don't even know how to think about this video anymore.
I hate it way more than I did before.
But at least I'm not hating a black person for it.
Earlier today, I was hating a black guy for it.
And now I'm back to my usual where I'm just hitting a white guy in general.
Yeah, let's get into comments for this.
Just got a couple here that are kind of cute.
Kenneth Moultrie says, the only quote rap end quote song I have ever liked.
Yes, we've only seen this comment under like Under white rappers rapping.
We've only seen this comment under Hiccup and Eminem.
And his avatar, it says old music.
It's like a picture of like, you know, fake script on a piece of parchment that says old music.
Yep, it's incredible.
I don't know why it doesn't say real music.
That's what it should say, because if you're being honest about old music, and you're talking about American music, then you're talking about black music.
I don't think Kenneth understands that.
I love the scare quotes around rap.
The only so-called rap song I have ever, like, the only quote-unquote rap song.
Like, if it could even be called rap.
Like, do you hold rap in a high esteem and then, like, this is the only fake rap song you like?
Is that what he's saying?
Yeah, and part of me wants to be like, oh, if you like this, there's so much other rap out there for you.
There's Adam Calhoun.
There's Adam Calhoun, yeah.
Evidence.
Like, there's some fucking heat rocks out there.
Kelsey1998 says, love it.
Great takeoff of Damn It Feels Good to be a gangsta.
Office space.
Think when Peter gutted the fish.
Yeah.
And that's like, that's what I'm talking about.
Like that's, that's the most gangster shit you can do is like, you know, you go fishing.
It really is.
It really is.
You know.
Stealing fish just from land is a pretty big flex.
Teach a man to rap, and he'll feed himself for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll just be like an epic sir all over his office work environment.
Yeah.
Hugh Janus, get it?
Says, Finally!
A rap song I like!
He finally nailed rap.
Peace out!
I kind of didn't even notice the peace out the first time I read that a couple times.
It's like, peace out.
That's the best part.
It's so good.
Like, later!
That's what he's saying.
It's almost like, and I, and I understand the urban diaspora.
I'm just speaking on the, now I finally like rap.
It's finally a good rap song.
Everything else I was into, peace out.
Yeah.
I'll catch you on the flip side.
On the flippity flop, is what he said.
He would say the flippity-flop.
And listener, I think we'll also catch you on the flippity-flop.
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Uh, where we talked about another cop lying about being attacked.
Lying in more ways than one.
That's true.
Lying, uh, face down in his own, uh, mis-mistruths.
We have comments from before people found out he lied and after people found out he lied.
And both segments are just so good.
Very reminiscent of the police officer forgot he took a bite of his own cheeseburger or his own sandwich or a previous Patreon episode that I recommend you also seek out.
So with that said, we will leave you folks.
Thanks again.
Bye.
Peace.
You ready to do this, nigga?
You ready to come down here?
This is Virginia, nigga.
We do this in Broadway.
That's a whole different degree of homicide, nigga.
You ready?
I'm from Virginia, where ain't shit to do but cook.
Pack it up, sell it triple price, fuck the books Where we re-up, re-locate, re-off them brooks So when we pull up, it ain't shit to do with love In my home sweet home, I keep chrome next to my bones Alters my walk to limping Since I love the feel, I guess I'm passionately pimpin' It's his what it seems, that thing imprintin' through the seam of my jeans shit to do with love.
In my home, sweet home, I keep chrome next to my bones.
Alters my walk to limping.
Since I love the feel, I guess I'm passionately pimping.
It's his what it seems, that thing imprinting through the seam of my jeans.
By all means, lost it all from life to love.
But my faith and my money helped me rise above.
See, I turned to the Lord when them times got tough.
Bully through the streets, powder I pushed and shoved in that over Jenny.
Out of ten niggas, nine a guinea.
No money, all they know is gimme.
Got semis waiting.
Heat like Caribbean summers.
I've been there each year, a different bitch wonder.
Who wins she gon' fall under?
Who Push your mouth, guns or grimes.
With me?
With thoughts of fucking them, cross her mind.
Look, Ma, that's right up my alley.
I love my family.
I want them all happy in Virginia.
We smirked at the Simpson trial.
Yeah, I guess the chase was wild, but what's the fuss about, see?
Plenty of my partners feeling like OJ beat me.
I'm from Virginia, where ain't shit to do but cook.
Pack it up, sell it triple price, fuck the books.
When we re-up, relocate, we off the rooks.
I'm from Virginia, where ain't shit to do with cook Pack it up, sell it triple price, fuck the books Where we re-up, relocate, re-off them brooks So when we pull up, it ain't shit to do with look I'm from Virginia, where ain't shit to do with cook Pack it up, sell it triple price, fuck the books Where we re-up, relocate, re-off them brooks
So when she pull up, it ain't shit to do with love Seems like they all got a comment to make.
In regards to my paper, now they guessing my weight.
They fast to predict the outcome of my fate.
Wonderin' bout Clipse and if they got what it takes.
Malice, he think he hard.
Tough guy to click.
And Pusha, he walk around like he swear he the shit.
You right on both counts, bitch.
Clipse is us.
And there are some things that you don't discuss.
Don't ask me about the Neptunes and what's they fare.
Don't ask about the loud screamin' chick What the hell?
Don't ask about my music and how that's coming bout.
Don't ask about my album or when's it coming out.
Cause I feel like you really being funny on the sly.
Now face down, laying on your tummy or you die.
I tried being humble, humble get no respect.
Now the first sign of trouble, that's a hole up in your neck.
Plus what I look like spending my nights in jail.
I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well.
I reside in VA, ride in VA.
Most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in V.A.
Virginia's for lovers, but trust there's hate here for out-of-towners who think that they gon' move weight here.
