Deputy Forgot He Took A Bite of the Asphalt (clip)
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week for Patrons we're visiting Fauquier, Virginia, where the Sheriff's facebook page reported that a deputy had been struck and knocked unconscious by the occupants of a "black SUV," whipping their followers into a frenzy of vigilante fantasies The next day, they issued an update, informing followers that their previous report was incorrect, and the deputy in question had lied. We look at the responses side by side and notice some interesting patterns!
So, much like the episode we did on Police Officer Forgot He Took a Bite of His Burger, we have comments here.
We have comment sections from the first Facebook post, and then comment sections from the updated, updated Facebook post.
And it's just, gosh, it's so fun to look at these.
It's so fun to look at these in a side-by-side frame of mind and just, like, snap your neck.
Snap, like, twist your own head off from looking at this shit.
It hurts afterwards.
Carol Evans, so I'm going to go through the ones from the before time.
From when an officer was attacked.
We're reporting that an officer was attacked by a black SUV.
Carol Evans says, I think it's time for mandatory two officers working together at all times.
Need one to be the backup and protect each other.
If they can only cover half the calls, so be it.
So be it.
So be it.
If they die, they die.
If they die, they die.
Um yeah I mean like it's gonna be a lot easier to fake an injury to the back of your head when you get a partner to do it for you.
Yeah totally.
I mean she's got a good point here.
Yeah and like the cool thing is is I I can actually picture that.
I can actually picture like Because I think we've seen it in movies.
I can picture a cop shooting another cop in the right part of their shoulder where we know it goes through and they'll be safe, and then like blaming it on a minority.
Specifically, probably a black person.
Specifically a black person or Nev Campbell, you know?
Yep, yep.
One of the other cops is like, oh, you shot me too deep, man!
Yep, yep.
I'm dying, man!
That'd be good.
I hope people got that, because that's a really good joke.
They get it.
Thanks, man.
Bill Hutchinson says, And you wonder why cops are always on edge.
Hardest job to have to deal with stuff like that.
Now they afraid to defend themselves.
Hope they catch them and beat them.
Well deserved.
It's like, yeah, I mean, yeah, cops are always on edge.
And I mean, you know, we know more than Bill did at this point.
But like, yeah, cops are always on edge.
And that's probably why this guy snapped is because his job is so hard, because these things are always really happening.
These things are always really happening.
And that's probably why he snapped and faked the real thing, you know?
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
I mean, it's like, let's get over with.
I need to do it before it actually happens.
It's like a band-aid, you know?
You just gotta do it first.
You gotta prime the pump.
Yeah.
It's kind of like manifesting things, you know?
You just gotta do it first.
You gotta put it out there.
Bill Hutchison, again, closes.
I hope they catch them and beat them.
It'll be well deserved.
Whoever did this to this cop, whoever put this cop face down on the road, I hope they catch him and beat him.
And I agree with you, Bill.
I hope that too.
There's some hypnotist out there running around being like, I fucking got him.
I fucking got this motherfucker.
When you hear a horn honk, you will just lay down on the street and fall asleep.
You will almost be unconscious.
We should start selling Blue Lives Voodoo dolls.
And then start like a new satanic panic where All these cops that are, like, faking their own injuries and faking their own death threats and, like, faking shit happening to their caramel mochiatos or whatever.
It's just like, well, actually, we were behind it all.
