Support the show for only $3/month at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a premium episode every week including access to all past premium episodes. This week we cover the right wing response to the murder of BLM protestor Garrett Foster and the way some are adopting liberal talking points in order to justify it Also, Don Lemon says "Admittedly, Jesus Christ was not perfect" on CNN, and front-facing cameras everywhere immediately begin fogging up.
What you just saw is CNN Don Lemon while talking to Chris Cuomo saying that Jesus admittedly was not perfect while on this earth.
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't that like blasphemy?
Aren't you like not allowed to say things like that?
I mean, I get, you know, like blasphemy is like a relative term, right?
Depends on what religion you are or what denomination of a religion you are.
My favorite gotcha as a Catholic back in the day was that calling anything blasphemy that wasn't blasphemy was in fact blasphemy.
That's good.
That's a good gotcha.
All the fake people.
That's a good gotcha.
That's a good one to have where you can be even more gotcha than the gotcha Christians.
Absolutely, yeah.
I was that sincere about it.
That serious.
I don't know.
This is kind of like low-hanging fruit.
But it's like, this dude is like, you're not allowed to do blasphemy on TV.
That's against FGC regulations, isn't that not?
I'm sorry.
Is this constitutional?
Something's bad here.
I'm sorry.
I gotta say, like, I looked at the... I think this is blasphemy, guys.
I don't know if you're allowed to say this on television because it's blasphemy.
You know the reason they tried to cancel the song Rump Shaker was because of the verse where they talk about the impurities of Christ.
These are the same people who are like, hucking bacon at mosques.
Yep, yep.
Who are like, you can't say that because it's blasph- it's blasphemes me.
Well that's the thing because like there is only one universe and that is Christ universe so therefore like you know doing doing bacon stink bombs on mosque is like that's a good thing.
Just like once again like the idea that ISIS is our enemy, Muslims in general are our enemy, and also we need to jail the non-believers here in America.
Yep, absolutely.
That would at least thin him out, you know?
Like, I realize this is very low-hanging fruit.
I realize.
But it's just, this video, this guy, Graham Allen, he's got like a million followers on Facebook.
And this is the shit that he's saying.
It's like, Don Lemon did a blasphemy on CNN.
Mhmm.
He broke the rules.
Wait till he hears about what Don Lemon does in the bedroom.
If you don't believe in Jesus, that's fine, Don Lemon.
Whatever.
In fact, it probably is pretty cut and clear that you don't because you'd say such a thing.
But to show that you have a blatant non-understanding of Christianity is actually quite terrifying living in America.
It's completely terrifying living in America.
I'm terrified.
I'm terrified that our cable news anchors don't have a divine knowledge of the Christ.
I'm horrified, honestly.
I'm really...
I live in fear of the day that my child runs across Don Lemon and he tells her that Jesus isn't perfect.
I knew CNN was fake news before, but never did I dream that Don Lemon would have a different interpretation of the Bible than me.
Yeah, never in my wildest dreams.
Do you not read that part of the CNN manual?
What if Don Lemon wasn't like, oh, you know, Christ was born into a human body, so because of, you know, the man flesh, or however you refer to this shit, in this weird, you know, religious way, what if instead he was like, all of this was informed by him, like, watching Danzig videos?
Or he was like, he was like, no, like actually Christ like killed a child.
When Christ was a teenager, he like killed a kid for beating him in a foot race.
You didn't know that?
I saw this.
I saw it on YouTube.
I've seen it.
It's a documentary.
He's like, he's like watching fucking Danzig like, like slash a guy in the woods while reading Bible verses and shit.
While reading the like, uh, you know, the, uh, what do you call it?
Uh, excluded verses from the Bible.
But it all checks out though.
Cause like, you know, Danzig, like, you know, loves his mom.
So it's like, that's also crucial.
Well, he's a good Jersey boy.
He's a good...
I think he's from Jersey.
I think Danzig's from Jersey.
I don't know.
Maybe he's Long Island.
Judging by his hair and his love for kittens, I would say he's a Jersey boy.
Don't you have, like, writers that overlook the stuff that you're fixing to say so you don't sound so freaking stupid all the time?
Also, he's trying... he was... I don't even know how it got to that because they were actually talking about the Founding Fathers and the fact that Founding Fathers had slaves.
