MAGA! MAGA! MAGA! MAGA! YAY COLUMBUS! (ft. Tom Sexton of Trillbillies)
We're releasing the first half of this mega-sized Patreon episode for listeners. To hear the second half, subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month The US army office of inclusivity releases an email describing "MAGA" and "Columbus Day" as expressions of white supremacy, and the right wing loses their mind, decides to be racist, and kill white women. Enjoy! Music: Racetraitor - Curse
My only experience with Kentucky is mostly based on whiskey.
I was there one time when I was like 14, 13 or 14.
My cousin was graduating from boot camp and I flew out to see him and we went to the Jim Beam distillery and I got to like try whiskey at like 14.
I was a pretty stout kid, and they were just like, we're not going to look too hard.
If you're passable.
That's part of your black privilege, Tony.
Yeah, you're taken as an adult when the cops shoot at you, or when public opinion rears its head, but you also get to have a little sip of whiskey when you go to Kentucky.
That's true, yeah.
I was buying beer way earlier than all my friends.
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I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
We're Minion Death Cult.
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Army is responsible.
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What's up, everybody?
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We love all you and, you know, as a As a part of gratitude, as an offering of gratitude, we've brought a special guest on with us today.
We got Tom Sexton of the Trillbillies.
Big fans of yours, Tom, and the rest of the gang over there at Trillbillies Workers Party.
Yes.
Thank you so much for doing the show.
Yeah, happy to be here, y'all.
I think I probably got into y'all, I think around the time y'all were doing those shows with Brett Bryan out there in the West Coast.
Not long after we got out with him last summer and always enjoyed it, so it's good to be here.
You know, I gotta say, I love Brett and Brian, but I only did those shows to do this episode right now.
I've been a big fan of Trill Billy's Workers Party ever since I heard about you guys from my favorite leftist news outlet, CNN.
They're all the time poking their head down here in the hills trying to find that, you know, immiserated coal miner that's, you know.
They were just like looking for dirt-faced Trump voters and they found you guys by accident, huh?
That's right, that's right.
Not to like other you guys or anything, but I found you under an ASMR hashtag because I find listening to you guys talk about, to y'all talk about these things with your soothing, beautiful voices much better than anything else.
So I listen to y'all to fall asleep, to relax.
It's good, it's good.
It's like poetry when you guys speak.
I appreciate that, man.
I appreciate that.
So like I was saying before we were recording, we got just like a fun, stupid, and also horrific episode for everybody at home today.
And I liked this story because sometimes, like, I think it was Tony you said, like, these stories just jumped out immediately.
And we're like, oh, these are minion death cult stories.
And I love it when I see something on Twitter.
I see like a story on Twitter and I'm like, oh, oh cool.
This is a Facebook story.
And then I just go over to Facebook, and I just find about 15 posts of the same story.
And this first one is definitely one of them.
I got an article here from Breitbart, but I'm going to first read a Facebook post from Military.com.
Just because the caption is great.
So the headline is Army Polls Handout Listing quote MAGA as a Sign of White Supremacist Sympathies.
And the caption I think is a quote from the Army.
The caption on this Facebook post says, The U.S.
Army is not the place for political indoctrination or re-education experimentation.
It's so wild to see that in print.
It's so wild.
From Military.com.
Is that like...
I mean, is that like the most trusted name in military news or something like that?
No, I think the most trusted name in military news was ValorWarriors.com, which is where I was for a little bit today.
Military.com might be second to that.
Military.com is verified though, so they have that going for them.
I like this though, because I'm really over everything being politicized.
If I'm going to go ahead and fly a drone, if I'm going to remote control a drone into some random house where kids might die, I don't want that to be political.
I don't want to bring politics into my job.
I just want to do my job.
Yeah, everything's too political nowadays.
You bring up a great point, Tony.
And I particularly like that when I join the Army, I know that there's going to be no indoctrination or just re-education whatsoever.
You know?
They're going to take me as I am because that's what the U.S.
Army is all about.
It's come as you are, please.
Yeah, isn't that their slogan?
Like, I'm U.S.
army do you boo boo so y'all ever y'all spent much time like y'all ever like did y'all ever entertain the notion of going to the army I think every, every kid that probably grew up working class probably, you know, at least had some sort of proximity to that.
Not the army, but like my whole family.
I'm the only one who is like a male who didn't become a cop or the military.
But there was a moment where I really entertained doing the Coast Guard.
Because like my good friend was a cook in the Coast Guard and he like hated it, but like loved it, but it seemed kind of romantic and stuff.
But when I was like got kind of serious like man I can do that because I'm like not like killing people.
He's like no dude you can't you can't do it man like you're gonna like You're going to be really mean to immigrants.
You can't do that.
You can't sign up here.
Um, I think I might have thought about taking the test to see if I could, like, bypass the system and just become a pilot instantly or something, you know?
But I never did that because I was still fairly, like, left or progressive when I was 18, so I was, like, already, you know, making fun of the military at that point.
But I did, I did entertain the idea of, uh, like, Maybe trying to be a detective?
Somehow?
Like, that was my, like, that was my sort of delusion about, like, working within the system.
Like, well, I could solve murders, you know?
Yeah!
Well, I mean, they make you look so glamorous, right?
And it's like, yeah, I think everybody likes, like, what's the, like, least problematic cop I could be?
And, like, detective is what you come back to, right?
Because you don't have to wear, like, the little fucking blue outfit with the badge.
You get to wear, like, a, you know, nice suits and I don't want to be like hassling people on the street.
I want to be the cop that like takes the rape kit and then throws it down a well behind the precinct.
That's who I want to be.
It's funny because people do have that like weird delusion about cops and I was telling somebody because there's this local guy here in my town who Is a cop.
He's like a total cop, but he's trying to like make money off Black Lives Matter stuff.
And I'm like, this sucks.
Um, but people like, he's not a cop.
He, uh, all I know is that he was, he worked in the prisons, but in order to work in, in order to become a cop, you have to work in the prisons for like a year.
If you're in California, at least in California.
And so to be any kind of cop, you're like any kind of cop patrolman or whatever.
That sounds like an urban legend.
That sounds like you have to do gay porn before you can do straight porn.
No, it's like it's like it's like it's kind of um like uh When you're becoming a doctor you got to like do whatever it's called like free hours or whatever.
What's it called?
I don't know.
I don't watch school so I don't know.
Residency.
It's like residency.
Yeah, so like like I was like no no every cop was a shithead at one point like no matter what because they were definitely They definitely worked in a prison as a prison guard.
That makes sense.
You gotta like dehumanize the criminal or whatever.
Yeah.
It's part of the training.
It's part of the brainwashing.
It's like, let me show you what a criminal looks like.
Yeah.
And it's like also everyone who arrested them saw that person as a criminal because they saw criminals working in the prisons.
What about you, Tom?
Did you think you could be part of this inclusive military operation we're doing right now?
Well, I was just talking to Terrence about this earlier.
I was in ROTC in high school because I wanted to take this class called Lifetime Fitness.
Just because I was committed to the weights and not cheating them.
And to do that, you had to be in Lifetime Fitness.
Well, to be in Lifetime Fitness, you also had to sign up as an ROTC cadet.
So I was like, you know, this is like Iraq Wars kicked off.
I know that, but I'm like, goddamn.
Yeah.
So I did because I and the way I rationalized it was well you gotta sign up for selective service when you turn 18 anyway I might as well do this shit but like I but like we had like an agreement where like you didn't have to like I didn't do like the gun twirling and like the you know tight run at 5 a.m.
and all that kind of stuff it was just more of a technicality or whatever.
So you never just wanted to get swole?
That was it.
That's what I was in for.
You know what I mean?
But, you know, to be fair, it is a DN on my resume.
So, I mean, I just have to live with that.
Yeah, um, let's get into this article.
The Breitbart headline is even better because it says, U.S.
Army message, colon, make America great again, comma, Columbus Day are signs of white supremacy.
And I just love the Breitbart typeface because the headline is just all caps.
Like that's the style guide on Breitbart.
It's the same style guide that your racist aunt follows.
Maybe this comes from the top down.
This is how they do articles at Breitbart.
Just all caps.
I love it.
So I thought I had this page open.
I think Geezy might have closed it for me.
That son of a bitch.
Let's see here.
Opening it right now.
Okay.
U.S.
Army email sent after the 4th of July to its military and civilian members included a graphic which claimed saying the phrase, Make America Great Again, is evidence of white supremacy.
Uh, the graphic listed other behaviors it deemed evidence of white supremacy, including celebration of Columbus Day, the denial of white privilege, quote, talking about American exceptionalism, and saying, quote, there's only one human race.
It's so wild, like, this article is completely factual.
This is all, this is all real.
It's pretty good, the graphic is pretty good.
All those things are, in fact, signs of white supremacy.
The graphic is, like, it's, like, beyond woke.
It's, like, so woke that it really does require, like, I don't know, a whole quarter or a trimester to, like, explain the little infographic that the U.S.
Army put into this mass email.
Yeah the graphic is seriously like it's pretty deep cut and pretty real like most liberals don't even understand that calling the police on black people is in fact a sign of white supremacy and it's on like pretty high up on the list.
Yeah, so I saw this article and I was like, oh cool, the army is like woke-scolding its members.
And I don't mean that in a pejorative sense, but this is definitely like a ridiculous thing to just fucking put in an email and send out to people like it's gonna have any effect.
Like they're gonna read this infographic that says...
Uh, tokenism is a form of white supremacy and like some fucking, uh, you know, Marine is gonna read that and be like, what?
That's what I think.
I'm just thinking of some fucking, uh, grizzled, like, you know, like fucking Douglas MacArthur looking motherfucker talking about expecting BIPOC to teach white people that stuff.
Yeah it's it's gonna be it's it's like fucking uh it's a patent giving a speech saying uh and I would like to remind all of you that Google is free just like this country.
Our only hope is that, like, every single officer, like, manages to see this while they're just, like, ripping some cocaine all day long.
And, like, they're gonna read the whole thing.
That's our only hope.
But other than that, it just ain't gonna happen.
The graphic says, things to think about.
Like, literally just much to think about.
Literally just the tweet, much to think about.
And then underneath is, like, a triangle.
It's like a food pyramid of racism.
At the top is lynching, hate crimes, blackface, the n-word, swastikas, neo-nazis, burning crosses, racist jokes, racial slurs, KKK.
And there's a line.
And so everything above that line that I just read is overt white supremacy, socially unacceptable.
And then below that is, like, the vast majority of the pyramid, um, and it's labeled, uh, Convert White Supremacy, which, you know, is supposed to be Covert White Supremacy, parentheses, Social Acceptable.
I don't know where this graph... This graph has, like, citations at the bottom, but... Anyway, this graph ended up getting sent out, and so, of course, like, Conservative commentators made utter hay about this, like, uh, Mo Brooks of Alabama, like, spoke on the, uh, on the House of Representatives floor about this, which we'll get to in the latter half of this segment.
Uh, it was, it was a big deal.
It's, you know, it's, I don't know, it's pretty funny.
Because it, it is ra- all this shit's racist, but it's like, it's just funny to just...
Tell members of the army and and this is part of an email that was going out to like invite members of the army to an inclusivity seminar Which again is just it's it's like this is like the most liberal shit ever You know, this is like more more inclusive strafing fire of weddings, you know I've just I'm really glad that like like
Any sort of like wokey that's ever like moderated like an SJW type space, and we've all been in those spaces, have like now can be employed by the U.S.
military.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you can be an e-girl and you can also be like the, you know, the woke evangelist.
Yeah, yeah.
I was gonna say moderating a left book page like primes you perfectly for working in the equity and inclusion agency of the U.S.
military.
How does that seminar end though?
It's like, listen, so all people are inherently good.
We gotta remember that.
But turn that shit off the second you leave our borders.
The second you're in a plane or anything, just turn that shit off.
They're not human anymore.
They're not real.
They're just blips on a computer screen.
Yeah.
Let me read from the Equity and Inclusion Agency Mission Statement from the U.S.
Army.
And it's, it's kind of funny, like, what we, I mean, you know, being a leftist show about, you know, Boomer and right-wing social media, there's like, everything is much more complicated to talk about because, like,
There's ridiculous shit all over social media and you but you can't like defend all like when you see boomers like reacting insanely to something like you have to pick and choose what you want to defend basically and is let me let me just get to what it so if you click on the equity and inclusion agency like If you search for that in Google, the official military website comes up, and it's a black guy who is the head of it.
The Deputy Assistant Secretary of the Army is Mr. Spurgeon Moore.
And it's a black dude in a suit in front of an American flag, and you're like, this is like red meat.
It's like red meat for these people.
This guy sucks.
Like, fuck this guy, but also, just like, I can't imagine what a target for racism this guy is now because of this story, you know?
Oh absolutely.
There's some guy, there's some guy that like punched a hole through a wall because he didn't get this job because the other guy was black.
And the thing is, that guy is absolutely right.
Like that guy's like, yeah no he did get that job because he's black.
That was, this is all orchestrated.
Right, it's a little, it's a very complicated like thing.
The mission is to maintain Army as a model of diversity by providing a culture that values diversity and inclusion and an environment free from unlawful discrimination and prohibited behaviors to maximize the readiness potential of every soldier, civilian, and family member through policy development, practice, workforce analysis, and outreach.
So this is just like, hey, we're going to prey on everybody equally as the military.
Scoop them all up and then make sure we're not like you know breaking any civil rights legislation while we do it.
Well there's like a there's a there's a position for everybody in the military like you can be you know some sort of like scientist who's taking like earth samples you can be like a pilot you can be like a sniper you can be cannon fodder like it's there's a spot for everybody in the military.
Unironically very true uh yeah let's get it so This was an unexpected side effect of this.
I was like, oh, people are going to be freaking out about like reverse racism or whatever.
It's going to be funny.
This was like an unexpected source of Minions Law.
I did not expect how Minions Law this episode, this segment was going to be.
But the top comment is by a person named, this is on the Breitbart comment section.
Ted 9000 comments literally uh the the name of this person the handle is tilde jr tilde no mask of the beast for me Mask of the Beast.
When you think about it, there's really only one letter difference between mark and mask.
That's true.
You're right.
They're like rubbing our faces in it when they created the word mask.
Good thing we have them on to avoid our faces getting messed up.
How y'all think, how y'all think, like, you know, when Trump's, like, wearing the mask for the first time, how do y'all think these people are gonna react to that?
You think they're just gonna be defiant in the face of that, or you think they're gonna be like, oh, he looks great, and, like, they're all just gonna do it now?
It's, it's weird, because, like, they're trying to spin it, like, they're like, yo, my mans look so sick in this mask, look how fucking tough our dude looks in this mask.
That, that, that picture is, like, shot in a way that's, like, epic, you know?
Yeah, totally.
What, like, shot do you think that was on the roll?
Do you think that was, like, number 14?
Do you think that was, like, number 23?
Oh, no.
They took, like, 2,500 shots.
And they, like, actually edited them all together to make that one shot.
It's just a composite of all the shit.
It's like that deep mind Google thing, but for like Trump being badass.
Yeah.
Cause they somehow made it look like Will Smith walking out to the plane on Independence Day.
Fuck.
Like it, it, the picture looks fucking tight.
Not even Bill Pullman fucking Will Smith.
No, I mean, I'm about to say, what's funny is like in my mind, he wasn't Will Smith in the photo.
Uh huh.
Like in my mind, I just saw Will Smith there too.
Okay.
All right.
Another guy that's having a hell of a week.
Yeah.
Hey, shout out to them.
Shout out to their love.
You know, shout out to Jada.
Shout out to August.
Like, we need to make this... This is a good thing.
It's a good thing, and I really wish the hip-hop would get over it.
I if you're asking me how they're gonna deal with Trump wearing a mask like they like yeah that the big Twitter accounts are like stunning and brave like unironically Trump wears a mask to trigger liberals or something like it's gonna be somehow like you know he's doing it to make fun of liberals or whatever but the hoi polloi on Facebook is just gonna be like oh he's like He's playing the long game, or something.
It's 3D chess, him wearing the mask.
In a VA hospital, that's where he is, right?
I'm so mad about that, because one of his handlers made some comment about how much work went into getting him in the mask, and then he was like...
I'm in a hospital, of course I'm gonna wear a mask.
And I'm like, you son of a bitch.
Like, what are you talking about?
You've never had the attitude one time.
And now you're gonna have the attitude?
Like, cause he's not dumb.
He's...
Well, he's a notorious germaphobe.
So, I mean, wearing a mask in a hospital, even though a mask, like, you know, theoretically protects other people from you more than it protects you from other people, it still, I don't know, seems on brand for Trump.
It's like, I imagine Trump having to, like, touch something without a glove in order to prove to his followers that he doesn't care about coronavirus or whatever and actually being Against every fiber of his being, you know?
What was really telling about that photo to me is that everybody around him is also wearing a mask, which for the first time I realized that everyone around him also has not been wearing a mask the whole time.
Because I'm sure they were like, I don't give a fuck, you're coming out with me?
They're actually about solidarity, but in the worst way.
Who else, when you looked at that picture of Trump walking down the hallway with with his like entourage in the masks, who else heard that Kill Bill song?
Who else heard like the the Crazy 88 song?
Just me?
Okay.
I already told you where I was at with that picture.
I was Will Smith.
How could it go?
Okay, let me read this comment, though, from, uh, nomaskofthebeast4me, says, "...things like this story highlights are the reason I don't believe the military would help conservatives at all if a civil war..." ding ding ding "...took place these days..." dot dot dot dot dot.
All our soldiers no longer can recognize an unconstitutional order, let alone find the courage to tell the officers who ordered in such a manner to go pound sand, dot, dot, dot, dot.
Why, it's fucking four dots every time, I swear to God.
Every time.
It's just like one better than an ellipsis, they think.
I don't know.
Uh, line break, all the more reason to start a militia in your own neighborhoods now!
Space, exclamation point.
Uh, so yeah, Minions Law, Civil War time, because some, like, I don't know, uh, somebody in the press office, like, fired off an email prematurely.
Yeah, what's funny is like, one of those, it's one of those situations again where, on its face, this comment, I agree with most this comment.
Like, yeah, the military does not know how to, like, say no to unconstitutional order because, like, war crimes happen all the time, like, in public, like, out loud, all the time.
Those aren't unconstitutional.
Sorry to, like, be pedantic, but those aren't unconstitutional.
Those are, like, against the Geneva Convention.
But they're not like... Like, I don't know what this person means by unconstitutional order other than literally putting a fucking, like, infographic about, like, woke nomenclature into an email.
I guess in my mind I was hoping they meant by, like, hiding the body.
But I don't think that's what was happening in this comment.
It's funny because, like, we do know that the military actually isn't all right-wing.
I mean, you know, obviously if you're in the military, you're You're probably, you're not even probably, you're doing some fucked up shit or you're like insist, you're assisting in some fucked up shit.
But I mean, you know, we live in a capitalist society.
We're all like complicit to some degree and a lot of people come out of the military with very anti-imperialist, anti-capitalist views.
We know that Bernie Sanders had like the highest uh donation rating uh among active duty military members so yeah I don't think it's a it's an automatic that if you're in the military you are a right-wing person but it's this person hasn't like Uh, interrogated the actual data at all.
This person is like, going off of the fact that gay people are allowed to be in the military now.
And women are allowed to serve in combat roles.
Like, that's what this whole fucking comment section was.
Was like, black people are allowed in the military, gay people are allowed in the military, and women are allowed in the military.
Like, that was what this whole comment section was.
And I think this reply right here is interesting.
A Scarlet Pimpernel says, the only one that would have helped in most places during a civil war were the local police and law enforcement.
Thus the reason for the defund the police campaign from the Democrats.
Quick clarification, the defund the police campaign is definitely not from the Democrats.
Definitely not.
They might have been like, okay, after people took to the streets in the tens of thousands to demand it.
Definitely not from the Democrats.
But this comment is spot on.
This is maybe more anecdotal, informed with a little bit of statistical data.
I firmly believe, like, the police force is a much more fascist, or overtly fascist, or right-wing organization than the U.S.
military.
At least, like, locally, absolutely.
For sure.
Well, it's literally, like, one of the defining characteristics of fascism is, like, turning your police state, your militarized state, inward, on your own people.
Against your own people, yeah, exactly.
Which is literally what the cops are doing.
Yeah.
Like you have to have such a contempt for and this isn't to like you know uh what do you call it uh this isn't to like downplay imperialism or anything like that because of course like it's horrific what we're doing to other countries but to like do something to your own people in addition to supporting what we do to other countries is like a step further I think like just just objectively.
No absolutely and like it so that's what's so funny about too it is like It's so on its face that bad.
It's so on its face like... like fascism, but they don't see that for some weird reason because it's like... I guess they're still grateful that they're not like, um, using rocket launchers against citizens, so I guess it's not, you know... They probably want them, dude.
They put like... Oh, they want them!
They want them for sure.
They just haven't yet.
And I say yet for a reason.
I mean, they've only dropped a bomb.
They've only dropped one bomb on its citizens.
So, that's it.
Like, I don't think they don't think it's fascism, they just don't know what fascism is.
Like, fascism is like Antifa to them, or whatever.
Like, they know what they want, and they want a militarized police controlling, like, the actions of the citizens that they deem, you know, less than, or undesirable, or whatever.
Like, they openly want all that stuff, they just don't know the correct name for it is fascism.
I just so there there was like a supercut of all the police violence that took place that it's still taking place For like the George Floyd Black Lives Matter protests.
I think Jordan Uhl UHL on Twitter is the one who like officially compiled like all the videos that were you know Like existing in the zeitgeist at that time and it's like just horrific.
Just police, you know, brutally beating citizens and taking their obvious anger and contempt out on the citizenry.
Two days ago, I saw that same video posted in right-wing Facebook with the caption, the police are finally fighting back.
At long last!
Jesus Christ.
And it was like, it was like being used as pro-police propaganda and it had like 7 million views.
Incredible.
And it was like, like what do you mean fighting back?
Like this is, they've been doing this the whole time.
Like this is why we're mad.
Yeah, this is the whole point.
Can you show me the video that triggered this fighting back?
Can you show me that video please?
No you can't because the media doesn't want you to see it.
So, in more like Minions Law News, GobNate, G-O-B-N-A-I-T says, keep stoking the flames, radical leftists.
You are unleashing rage among reasonable Americans.
Let me ask y'all something.
So it feels like to me, just in the last couple years, probably since 2016 and Trump's election, that like, the phrase Radical leftist has like, I mean, it's something that like, you know, like we would call ourselves leftist or whatever, just, you know, regardless of whatever stripe, you know, that you consider yourself.
But isn't it interesting that like, it's sort of made it into the lexicon of like the Facebook commentariat of like your racist uncles and stuff?
Like, that like Marxism and Antifa and like all these like words that like are just sort of part of our parlance.
It's like now like on their radar.
It feels weird to me.
Whereas before it was just like they would just call us like Obama lovers and Democrats.
It's like sort of a catch-all.
You know what I mean?
Now it's more specific and more I guess accurate but it's I just think that's that's kind of interesting.
Totally.
I mean, when Trump gave that speech at Mount Rushmore, I think he like specifically said radical leftism is like a danger to this country.
He might have even called leftists fascists or like fascistic or something.
I can't remember.
I don't follow Trump as much as like some other people do.
Um, but yeah, they're, they are learning the, it's funny because you also see, um, this sort of like YouTube, uh, the atheism YouTube Jordan Peterson stuff seeping into the boomer space because you see people Like, actually trying to clarify the difference between liberal and leftist?
Like, you'll see that in, like, the Tucker Carlson Facebook group.
Or, like, in the Bill O'Reilly Facebook group.
Somebody's like, these people aren't liberals.
Liberals believe in, like, you know, democracy.
And liberals believe in, like, a well-regulated country, and this, that, and the other.
And liberals are actually capitalists, didn't you know that?
Yes!
It's like, okay, yeah, I guess this is good that they know that now.
I don't know what to make of it quite.
The effect of someone's tone and who's saying it is wild now.
It's like, I mean, thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, you're right.
I'm like, I'm gonna agree with you here again one more time.
You're right.
That is the difference between a liberal and a leftist.
But you're saying it for all the wrong reasons once again.
Yeah, you're saying that so you can side with the liberals.
When the liberals inevitably side with the fascists, when the liberals eventually pick the fascists over the leftists, this is just prep work for that.
Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say.
In the last couple of years, it's sort of been a common refrain that liberals will choose fascism over socialism every single time.
Historically speaking.
And it feels like this is just part of this sort of ingratiating, the right ingratiating themselves to them so that they can sort of, you know.
And that's where you're not in front against us, but... Like, if you watch a Sargon of Akkad YouTube video, like, you're getting funneled right into fascist YouTube.
Absolutely.
Like, immediately.
Yeah.
It was funny.
My mom was like, I want to have a discussion with you about current events.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
And then she was like, so I understand defund the police.
I don't understand abolish the police.
And I kind of explained to her how like, well, I mean, you got to get rid of the foundation if you're going to rebuild, right?
And she got it.
She understood it.
And then what really blew her mind, I was like, but what's fucking scary, though, is that if and when we abolish the police, The police are gonna maybe be their own, like, individual sub-force.
And what's gonna happen is you're gonna see all these liberals still see them as, like, the authority, and seeing us, like, fighting them, and still see us fighting against, like, the... like, against the law, even though they've been stripped of that right.
At that moment, they're still gonna be so fucking confused.
They're still gonna be like, ah, but they got the uniforms, and, like, they still have the keys to the cars.
And I was like, Mom, that's why we need to, like, understand that we need to get a little more radical than what you're saying.
Like, we don't gotta be nice to the cops, we gotta get rid of the fucking cops.
It was pretty wild.
But the best part about this story, I'll tell Alex about this, my mom, my mom, bless her heart, love my mom to death, she's the all-time number one greatest ever birth to history.
She works at a produce stand, and she's also on a keto diet right now.
Part of the keto diet is not eating certain things, and one of the things you can eat a lot is Is, uh, like nuts and legumes.
So she's like, I want to have us talk about racism.
And I was like, absolutely.
And then she pulls up and she's like, I was like, you want dinner?
She's like, nah, I got a snack.
She pulls out the greatest snack of all time to pull out during a discussion about racism.
And she pulls out a bag of Brazil nuts.
Which has the worst, the worst term for them of all time.
And I was like, mom of all things to bring, you're gonna bring these?
And she's like, what?
I was like, you don't remember what your mom used to call those?
She was like, fuck.
Oh, shit, I forgot about that.
I was like, Brazil does.
I was like, oh, okay.
Can't forget that.
My mom was all like, fuck.
Fuck.
And she was like, but they're so satisfying.
It's a good nut.
It's a, it's a really good nut.
They're really good.
Yeah.
So me and my mom, me and my white mom snacked over Brazil nuts as we like discussed, like, um, you know, white supremacy and abolishing the police and general racism.
It was a really beautiful moment.
That is beautiful.
So, in a reply to GobeNate, who says, keep stoking the flames, radical leftists.
You are unleashing rage among reasonable Americans.
Which, to which I would say, reasonable Americans?
I don't know.
And to maybe help illustrate my point, Error501 replies, rage?
I don't know about that.
But they're making the target selection much easier.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Personally... Personally, I'm going... You ready?
Personally, I'm going to take out the stupid white chicks first, then the Nancy boys with their phones filming the riot.
I figure that's pretty PC, and they're the ones responsible for the DNC in the first place.
And then Gobnei, the original commenter replies, I'm talking about the effects that will be reflected in the ballot boxes this November when President Trump handily wins re-election.
That was Gobnate being like, yo, chill, God.
Like, yo, we can't talk about murdering women in the streets.
We can't do that.
That's Gobnate being a fucking nerd in the Breitbart comment section.
Like, what are you talking about?
We talk about direct action here in the Breitbart comment section.
What are you doing talking about ballot boxes?
We're talking about murdering women here, okay?
Get your head on straight.
Yeah, Gobnate is really putting that through the liberal lens.
They really want to do things in the ballot box.
I just love the cognitive dissonance you have to have to be in this comment section and be like, hey, we're going to really take out these liberals, right, everybody?
And they're like, yeah, no, we're going to bury them six feet deep.
We're going to murder them in front of their children.
And you're like, well, no, I meant diplomatically.
I meant democratically.
We're gonna vote him out, right everybody?
That's what's so scary though, is like normal-ass people have discovered Breitbart, and because it's like, I mean, it's a very navigatable website, It, like, has decent photos and whatnot.
It doesn't look too... too cheap, I guess?
Um, like, normal-ass people have discovered Breitbart as an alternative to any other news source, so every once in a while they, like, see a Breitbart article and think it's very, like, legitimate.
Just because it looks decent, you know?
I can't remember exactly.
Um... Somebody posted, like...
An article about the number one drivers of traffic on Facebook and it was like in the last month or something and it was like 8 out of 10 were far right conservative websites.
I think one of them was Breitbart if I'm not mistaken.
Like, I had to have a talk with people around me.
I had to be like, this is not a good thing.
This is a bad resource.
This guy, the guy who started this website used to do drugs.
Did you know that?
He died of a cocaine overdose, arguably, on his toilet.
Just, yeah, degenerate stuff, folks.
Um, and yeah, okay, so, personally, I'm going to take out this, and it's just like, it's a mark of this show that I can't, like, this is like, okay, yeah, he's gonna take out stupid, he's, saying he's going to murder the stupid white chicks first, then the Nancy boys with their, like, this is like, you, like, ten years ago you would have reported this to the FBI.
You know what I mean?
Like, now it's just like, nah, this is just the Breitbart comments section, you know?
But he's talking about tactics here.
You can't talk about tactics on the internet.
That's fucking crazy.
OpSec, dude!
No, but he says, yeah, I'm gonna take out the white chicks first, then the Nancy boys with their phones, filming the riot.
I figure that's pretty PC.
And, like, it took me, I was like, how is that piece, like, you're talking about murdering people who are filming, like, just filming with their phones.
How is that PC?
Oh no.
And then I realized he just means he's talking about, like, not black people.
Like, he's gonna kill white people and not black people.
Oh, fuck.
That's why it's politically correct.
I thought he was talking about, like, putting women first, but that was giving him way too much credit.
If he had capitalized white chicks, I thought maybe he was going to go after the Waynes brothers or something.
Banned twice says, all you Republicans sitting around waiting for the civil war to start again.
Again, this comment is just all fucking Civil War.
All you Republicans sitting around waiting for the Civil War to start.
Well, it's already started.
And by the way, I see it.
Antifa and the Communist-controlled Democrat Party is winning.
Until Republicans, including myself, get in the street and meet these people head-on by whatever means necessary, they are going to win.
And American flag, freedom first, fire emoji replies, agree.
And then... I love that, that's my favorite.
Got four upvotes for that agree.
See, that's like efficiency.
Just like post agree to a popular comment and you get those upvotes, you know, that goes to your score.
Bored replies also, yeah, dot, dot, dot.
They've won everything thus far without much opposition.
Damn it.
What world do these people live in?
I want to go there.
I want to go to the world where they're like, black people are fucking thriving.
I want to go there where they're like... Where communists actually control and make you party.
Women and minorities and communists are running the roost.
And it is... They're really shitting on us every day.
I want to live there.
That's where I want to be.
That sounds so sick.
It's like the converse of what I've said about the Trump presidency like one of the one of the you know most awful aspects or fallouts or potential ramifications of the Trump presidency is how much it's lowered the bar for our our Overton window basically like how how far it's moved the Overton window to the right in terms of like liberal opposition with the whole like Project Lincoln and, you know, Welcome to the Resistance Ann Coulter type shit.
Yeah.
I think the converse of that is like what the Democratic Party is doing and how low they are setting the bar for what, quote, communism is.
Like if we're going to have people that are like, you know, actively talking about a civil war and like killing, quote, left-wing politicians, can we at least get some like universal health care first?
Can we at least like get something to show for it you know?
Something to like actually earn the ire of these people because so far like Nancy Pelosi and Elizabeth Warren and these people are like no we're capitalists to our bones meaning we are not going to extend any help to you whatsoever and you're going to get murdered in the street for that by the right wing.
I did think it was pretty sick when like all of them like ...declared on national TV that they were in fact race traitors by wearing kente cloth.
Like, that was a pretty hard-bodied flex.
But at the same time, I still can't afford a doctor's appointment, so... Have we outro'd the show with Race Traitor yet?
I don't think so.
I mean, never too late!
That new album is really fucking good.
It's really fucking good.
Hey, if you're a fan of Fall Out Boy, you would love Race Trader.
That's like, do you know of Race Trader, Tom?
I'm not familiar with Race Trader.
They're like a hardline black nationalist band of white guys from the late 90s, early 2000s.
And the drummer is the drummer from Fall Out Boy.
Yeah, he's wild.
He's like a black nationalist vegan militant.
He's like a bodybuilder now, it's so crazy.
Gosh!
But they're like really good.
Isn't Pete Wentz black?
I mean, are you talking about the dick pic?
Because my man was, like, swinging.
No, no, no.
Is that what you're talking about?
No, I think his dad's Jamaican or his mom's Jamaican or something.
Oh, man.
If Pete Wentz is mixed, that will validate so much of my life.
No, I really think he is.
I think it's, like, one of those, like, you know, like, uh... What was the couple on the Jeffersons who had the white son?
Thanks.
Like, he's just not passing at all, I think.
Interesting.
Oh, you mean he's, like, super passing?
Yeah, as what?
I think he's a comrade either way.
I remember when Pete Wentz's dick pic leaked.
That was my first instance of applying consent culture to men as well.
Oh shit!
Yo, God, yo!
- Oh shit, yo God, yo!
I mean, she's at least, his mom is at least brown.
- Yeah, yeah. - Like that's what I'll say.
His mom is at least brown.
I don't know at what level, but his mom is at least brown.
So I think Pete Wentz is like Penny Black, which is my daughter.
I think that's how black he is.
Which I'm going to have to fully endorse.
uh okay so just one thing i wanted to say about this stream of comments about how oh the left has won just everything and we're fighting on the back foot and it's going to take us like literally going out into the streets and like killing people in order to like you know gain our our pride back or gain or regain control or whatever and it's like obviously this flies in the face of like everything we can objectively say about
National politics and even most local politics.
I think it's like, obviously, I mean, maybe not obviously, it's it shares so much with like the incel movement.
Yep.
And I was, I tweeted something out like a week or two ago and it was about, I can't remember the exact tweet, but it was like a viral post that was like, they are trying to, like the, like George Soros or the Democrats, they are trying to get one over on you.
Are you going to let them get one over on you?
And it was like I had this epiphany of like oh right-wing politics is like I don't know deeply rooted in the idea that other people are laughing at you or victimizing you or somehow like making fun of you without you knowing or behind your back.
There's a scheme that you don't quite understand but you know is there uh that's that's meant to like you know uh discredit you or defeat you or something and you have to fight back against it and there's so much in common uh with like the incel movement because if you go to these like incel forums it's all just a bunch of guys telling each other that
Fellow members of the board of the like the message board are completely unlovable.
They're completely like beyond hope for society.
No woman will ever love you because women only like, you know, six foot four jocks or whatever.
Chad's right?
Yeah, yeah.
And there's like so much in common with that, with the, I feel, with this right-wing movement.
It's like, no, we're losing.
You're losing.
Everything you love is at stake.
Your white heritage, your family, it's all being flushed down the toilet.
And so you need to go like shoot up a yoga studio.
Yeah.
They're like, listen, if we were winning, we would stop watching blacked videos.
But here we are, every night, watching them over and over again.
Blacked and Blacked Raw.
Every night.
They are defeating us, they are stomping us out.
It's like this aesthetic understanding of politics where politics is just culture because you're seeing like left-wing culture when you, you know, watch primetime television or when you watch music videos or when you, I don't know, observe the actions of somebody like Nancy Pelosi nailing an Akente cloth or whatever.
Yeah.
Like you're seeing the aesthetics of this and furthermore, more like I don't know if I would still call it aesthetic but like more tangible aesthetics you're seeing like tens of thousands of people marching against everything you stand for and you look at that and you're like oh we're losing and it's like I guess maybe that's not an unreasonable thing to think when you see like the news the news covering this sort of thing but that hasn't like translated yet like
The Black Lives Matter movement has not translated yet.
The leftist entering the streets, doing direct action, has not translated into actual tangible benefits quite yet.
Yeah, I wish that them feeling like they're losing would also feel like I'm winning, and that's not the case.
Right.
Right.
I mean, like, these people have, like, they control every lever of government.
They've padded up the judiciary for generations and generations, right?
It's like, if you're talking about, like, mainstream electoral politics, like, these people are winning absolutely, you know?
It's almost like maybe your politics aren't actually good for you.
You know what I mean?
Like, maybe, like, I don't know, it's easy to distract a lot of these motherfuckers, you know, who sit on social media all day and say, you're losing because, uh, you know, look, look at what just happened at the NFL halftime show or whatever.
But it's like, your life is still shit, and look at who your representatives are.
And it's just, they've taken that to mean that, oh, my representatives aren't insane enough.
My representatives don't own restaurants where the waitresses open carry and, like, bang their gun on me if I give them enough tips, you know?
This is literally based on Beyonce album sales.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So moving on in these comments here.
Genderless Skinflap, which is the username.
That's like a very funny username.
I mean it's... It's actually kind of a great username if they were down.
If they were like tight.
It would be sick, but they're not.
It's obviously stemming from a total misunderstanding of what gender is and what biology is.
But if it were ironic, it would be very funny.
Genderless skin flap.
I like that their picture is just like a herd of sheep with face masks on.
Yep.
Not an accident.
That's good.
Genderless Skinflap says in bold, somehow.
They got bold on here in this comment section.
All caps.
They know how to code.
They know how to code is all.
All caps, in bold, Genderless Skinflap says, Might as well start being racist since I'm going to be accused of it anyways.
It's so on point.
All these people are just like... I posted a meme the other day that was the I think you should leave now skit where the guy drives the hot dog car into the store and he's like, who did that?
But he's wearing a hot dog costume.
We need to get to the bottom of this.
I'm starting a committee to discover who did this.
Yeah.
That's every single one of these people every single time.
It's like, there is so much... You're eating, you're like scooping crow into your mouth as you're talking.
It's insane.
And they just, they just go for it.
They just lean into it.
Well, like, the right-wing media laid the ground... I'm not saying that right-wing media made people be racist, but right-wing media, like, gave cover to these people because of how they reported on Obama.
Like, right-wing people... right-wing media, like, was so deranged by Obama that these people have, like, full benefit of the doubt when they say things like, Obama made me be racist.
Yep, absolutely.
I wasn't racist until we had the worst president in the world, of our lifetimes, of the history of the US, who just happened to be a black guy.
My own goddamn grandma told me to my face that Obama was the worst thing to happen for black people in America.
My white grandma, by the way.
My white grandma told me to my face that Obama did nothing for black people and that I should be happy that Trump's there.
Well, I mean, okay, so let me do the benefit of the doubt here, like, Blackwell fucking, like, was eviscerated under Obama, and all he was was a lightning rod for reactionary conservatives, so in a way, like, half his own fault, and half, you know, just the racism inherent to this country, he was like a fucking disaster for this country.
No, it's one of those things, it sucked because, like, I was like I wanted like no I don't I'm not a big fan either like I'm not like I I was when he first got elected and then a bunch of stuff happened or didn't happen to be honestly and so I was like yeah I'm like not a big fan anyway but I can't give her that in that moment.
Right.
Because like to succumb to that is also just come to like and Trump has done so much for black people.
Totally.
And I'm like, it's done enough for like seven black people, and that's like the Hodge twins, Terrence Williams, Candace Owens.
Those are the only black people who have benefited from this.
Like, that's fucking it.
Yeah, I understand that.
There's like a lot of subtext when people say things like Obama wasn't good for the black community.
It's like, who is saying this?
Is it your black leftist friend or is it your white grandma?
Yeah, because one of them is saying like, because for some reason when he was done, I hated you more.
Yeah.
That's really what it is.
Yeah, and that's what this is.
And this is like a genuine red-pilling type tactic.
I don't know of genderless... I mean, genderless skin flap, that's kind of like an online username, so maybe they know what they're doing here.
But that's how these fascists, these white nationalists, do try to Yeah.
you know, white pill or whatever it's called, you know, red pill boomers online.
They go into these Tucker Carlson Facebook groups and they say things like, oh, if everything is racist, then why do you care about being called a racist anymore?
It should have no power over you.
You should just embrace your racism.
Yeah.
You know or whatever and it's funny because I mean it's not funny because that's that works sometimes but it's funny to also see like fascists who are bad at it trying to do it because I've seen that happen in like the Bill O'Reilly group where obvious like if you click through their profile they're just like obvious fascists obvious white nationalists who have like links to the Daily Shoah on their Facebook page and shit.
They'll say things like, you boomer fucks are too weak in the face of black identity extremism and you need to start being racist to combat African-American politics.
And then you have all the boomers who are like, actually, I believe in the content of the character.
It's funny to see that dynamic fail also.
It's like me, though.
It's like when I go to Target, like, I know that they already think I'm going to steal, so I just lean into it.
I just... Self-checkout goes crazy hard.
Oh, is this what you want?
Well, if you're gonna accuse me of stealing, I'm gonna steal anyway.
Just like, just like ringing shit up as bananas.
Are you not entertained?
Something that I do that y'all can do, is what I do is I like blatantly steal things at a self-checkout, but I have my phone up like I'm recording them the whole time.
I'm like, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Well, don't do that around fucking error 501.
Yeah, I will not.
Okay, Gary Clark, senior I'm guessing, says...
Says... MAGA!
MAGA!
I'm not sure if he's quoting Toy Story slightly incorrectly, or if that's like Manifest Destiny, like Space Force is the new Manifest Destiny.
Not sure what's going on there, but obviously him screaming MAGA in the Breitbart comments section is meant to trigger the army, I think.
Yeah, I think so.
Drill Sergeant type vibes.
He's trying to trigger the army who's filled with soyboy cucks and think that MAGA is white supremacist.
He's gonna lean into it.
God!
Scream MAGA in the comment section to prove a point.
This is how wild this show is.
I forgot they were like... I forgot the army was the cucks in this one.
I forgot about that.
I forgot at this point.
Yeah, they're calling the army a bunch of like soyboy cucks.
Yay Columbus!
I love like being alpha and screaming yay Columbus.
I would never bound to a Spaniard.
You were looking for India but you found America.
You were looking for India, but you made a mistake and found America, and I think that's great!
And that's perfect because, to be honest, I have a sensitive stomach and I can't really handle spices.
To be real, I don't really do curry too often, and if I do, I ask for it to be, like, the opposite of spicy.
I actually ask them to, like, make it, like, not spicy at all.
Please don't put any chilies in my curry.
Please add milk to my curry!
Uh, 007 Conservative replies, I'm good with all caps.
Reminds me of the... How do they do it?
How do they do it?
How do they do the bold?
It's probably, like, you could probably, like, select it.
It's probably got, like, you know, what's that called?
HTML or whatever in the replies.
Or BBC, I don't know.
All day, that's all I got.
Uh huh.
Um, they say, I'm good with all caps.
Reminds me of the good old days when engineering and surveying drawings had texts that were in CAPS.
Uh, and Gary Clark replies 007 conservative, which is a very funny username.
That's like, that's like a cool conservative, right?
Like, it's not just your conservative who fucks women and drinks alcohol.
No, no, no.
He's a conservative that just wants to shake things up, not stir.
I'll leave now.
Gary Clark replies, Capitalists prefer it so.
Winky, smiley face, smiley face.
Capitalists also prefer winky face, smiley face, smiley face.
Well, this is like a revelatory moment for me.
Did he make the joke that capitalists prefer capital letters?
Is that why boomers use caps lock?
Oh my god.
Did we like discover an ancient secret here?
Some ancient wisdom?
That's the worst.
Their capital list.
That's amazing.
This seems like forbidden knowledge.
This seems like we stumbled upon something here.
Honestly, it's like a goddamn shame this is a Patreon episode because this will never make it into the textbooks.
Well, we're doing pretty good on Patreon.
I really have to, like, toot our own horn.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
They gotta pay for every single copy that mentions this.
Oh, no, that part's true.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're getting paid out the frame for that textbook.
So finally, a different page with Reagan's face as the avatar on Facebook shared this story, but like from a different website.
The headline of this, you know, the specific story they shared, it's from a website called conservativematrix.com, which I think that's what they think The Matrix is.
Like, I think they think The Matrix is a conservative movie, you know?
They look at this and think it's redundant.
Right.
The headline says, uh, quote, repugnant colon representative Mo Brooks blasts army handout for calling quote, make America great again, evidence of white supremacy.
The caption for the Facebook post says Brooks colon quote if you are a federal government employee or if you use federal government resources to either promote the phrase make America great again or denigrate the phrase make America great again you have violated the Hatch Act.
So, yeah, Mo Brooks is like, you know, going on the floor of the House of Representatives saying, you're not allowed to be political, and this is political, etc.
The way this headline is written, it's written like a Trump tweet accidentally.
Absolutely.
Because if you, like, ignore the punctuation, or if you don't understand the punctuation because you're a Facebook boomer, This is written like a Trump tweet that is insulting Mo Brooks.
Yeah.
It's written like repugnant representative Mo Brooks blasts Army handout for calling Make America Great Again evidence of white supremacy.
Yeah.
And, like, half the replies were angry at Mo Brooks and, like, telling him that they were going to primary him or vote for the Independent or asking him, like, where his allegiances lie for getting on the floor of the House of Representatives and blasting the Army for putting out this letter.
Because they don't understand how a colon works.
Imagine seeing a picture of Mo Brooks and knowing his name was Mo Brooks and still thinking he was like a libtard.
Yeah, he's not on our team.
That's so wild.
That's so wild.
So just one comment I have.
Phillip Warren says, your job is to protect the God-given rights of the American people.
You have willfully ignored that duty, and are actively participating in a coup!
You will hang with the rest!
Oh my... And this has 25 likes and love.
You threatened a guy on your side... You threatened to hang a guy that's on your side because you don't know how the colon works.
Which is horrifying because he's going to hang that guy.
What is he going to do to us?
I love misreading a headline and just wanting to kill a politician in the comment section.
And that's what I'm saying.
These people are like, oh, we're losing.
We're losing ground.
We've elected these Republicans and yet they're repugnant here on Facebook.
I've seen Mo Brooks be repugnant on Facebook.
Like, that's why the right wing is winning, is because they won't settle.
You know, they won't settle for Mo Brooks going on the floor of the House of Representatives and calling this act repugnant.
They're like, no, you didn't, like, suicide bomb the, like, IT office that sent out this email.
Oh my god.
Get out.
You're, like, gonna be tried for treason.
Can we just go back up to the pyramid for one second?
Something's been bothering me about this.
Okay, so you see how there's the thin black line that separates what's acceptable and what's not?
Presumably this is like ordered in order like from like the like least innocuous to most innocuous racism, right?
Uh-huh.
I like how they've said that like Color blindness.
Your uncle that says he doesn't see color is like just, just like three feet away from like racial slurs and cross burning.
But housing discrimination is like the least innocuous form of racism.
That was funny.
Housing discrimination is, like, at the very bottom right corner.
If you're reading this top to bottom, left to right, housing discrimination is the least, like, or is the most covert white supremacy.
Because, as I'm saying, the fact that calling the police on black people is really high up on lists was, like, shocking to me.
Like, you don't even see that in, like, liberal spaces.
They don't really understand that yet.
They're still like, no, you got to call the cops.
Um, but so like to see it up that high, like you said, to see housing discrimination that far down below, it's like, okay, so somebody is like, I don't know.
I like, I like, I like my tenants.
Some of my favorite tenants are black.
So you got to put that way down there.
Alright, we got a whole other segment of this episode.
No, that's alright.
Are you able to stick around, Tom, for this second segment?
Yeah, yeah, no, no, whatever you want.
Okay, this episode's ran a little long, but I think it's a good one.