Women in History, Part Two: The Ballad of Deanna for Congress
In the second deep-dive of our spotlight on important conservative women, we focus on Deanna Lorraine, former congressional challenger to Nancy Pelosi, author of the viral "TRUMP DRINKS WATER WITH ONE HAND!" tweet, conservative relationship counselor, and most importantly, podcaster. We cover the episode "How a Guy Approached me & kissed me on a PLANE! Bold Approach strategy to swipe" and learn her tips and tricks for getting kissed by a drunk Army Man on a plane flight to Dubai Support the show at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week Music: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Give Us A Kiss
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Stay tuned. - Okay, so, the second potentially historical figure we are discussing, it's kind of up to us whether or not she goes down in infamy.
Whether or not she achieves that status.
I want to do what I can to make sure it happens.
I feel like, you know, it's kind of what we're doing here on this second segment.
I feel like we're putting our cards down.
We're laying our cards down for Deanna Lorraine, a.k.a.
Deanna4Congress on Twitter.
Deanna for Congress has made quite a name for herself recently.
Deanna Lorraine has made quite a name for herself by tweeting a series of fairly viral tweets.
The big one is, the degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with two hands.
Today, he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side!
Uh, quirky, laughing, crying face.
Greatest dot president dot ever dot.
And then the video, uh, is like, you know, it's got the Facebook bars on it.
Uh, top text and bottom text.
Top text says Trump drinks water.
Bottom text with one hand.
Oh my god.
And the video shows him at a rally.
I think this is the Tulsa rally.
And he does indeed drink water with one hand.
It looks pretty painful.
Looks like it's costing him dearly to do this.
And then he indeed does throw the cup off to the side.
Yeah.
It's... We've been doing this show for a while and like...
Every once in a while you see something like this and you hope this is like deep satire.
You hope that Deanne is just hilarious.
And then you realize it's just not.
And the bar is literally that low that this is real.
We're not joking.
People are literally praising him for taking a drink of water with one hand.
And then, well, you're forgetting the part where he tosses the glass like a fucking badass.
Tosses the glass!
And, like, he doesn't, like, spike it.
Like, the toss isn't even... It's a... It's a fumble.
No, I think it's a pretty cool toss.
Because he just... It's a pretty cool toss?
He swipes it... He fucking just throws it to the left out of frame.
Like, and then... Yeah.
Like, imagine you're hearing, like, a shattering sound effect.
Uh, you know, half a second later.
Like, he queued it up for us.
Dang, and then Stone Cold walks in?
Stone Cold walks in and then turns right around because he just saw Trump drink water with one hand.
Yeah.
This had like 30,000 likes.
This went so fucking viral.
This is amazing.
Like, it's so amazing.
I mean, you can't really say much about it.
Greatest president ever for triggering libs by drinking water with one hand.
It would have been great if he was like, take that.
In your fucking face.
And like, he didn't do that, but I guess... Well, we've only seen a short clip.
This is a slam dunk.
We've only seen a short clip.
I'm imagining there was a lot of, like, on-ramp to this bit.
I'm imagining there was a bit of a lead-up to this bit.
I mean, and he like, basks in the applause from doing this.
They loved it.
You know, they loved it a lot.
MadisonNotMau says on Twitter, replies, great handle by the way, holy shit.
Yeah, yeah.
That's just... I'm not mad at him.
Beautiful.
MadisonNotMau.
And it's all, they did all one word?
Because I think they think that like that's their actual at also?
Yeah.
Because actually, was it US Patriot something?
Yeah, their at is US underscore Patriot dot dot dot, but I think the dot dot dot is Twitter generated for once.
But their name is Madison Not Mao.
All one word.
Says, that was the best moment of the night.
That was his way of saying, he doesn't give two shits about being PC.
Yep.
Never mind everything else he says and does.
It's the water that really stuck it to him.
Because that's why we were making fun of him about the water.
We were making fun of him because that was not PC.
That was not a PC way to...
That's how you're supposed to drink water, with two hands.
That's the PC way to do it.
And we were actually praising him.
Yeah, right.
We thought that that was good.
That was like, I don't know, respectful.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
Do you think that he's gonna get cancelled for this?
For drinking with one hand?
I think he should be.
That's reckless.
Imagine the meme that's like January 2020 and it's him drinking with both hands.
And then it's, you know, June 2020 and it's just one hand, baby.
It's all just gone extreme.
Is that what the meme is?
The meme shows like a... like a...
Because January 2020 was optimistic.
There was a lot of optimism.
Yeah.
But I think that was just because, you know, that's how New Year's is.
I think this is him in, like, mask-off mode.
I think this is him in, like, I don't give a fuck anymore mode.
You know?
This is, like, him... I'm through playing nice.
I'm through drinking things with two hands.
Yeah, fuck it.
Fuck it!
Fuck it, mascot.
That energy is so good.
Fuck it, one hand.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Oh, he's gonna beer bong his water next rally.
Yeah.
Two cups, one in each hand.
Stone Cold style.
Smashing the glasses together.
Deanna Lorraine, she's been doing lots of stuff on Twitter lately.
She's been kind of killing it lately on Twitter to be honest.
She recently tweeted, BLM is now canceling families.
Side eye.
And you're like, oh, why?
Because they're aborting their babies or like, you know, the dads, uh, the dads are deadbeat or whatever.
No.
BLM is now canceling families.
Side eye emoji.
I found out some of my fam had a get together last night.
I wasn't invited.
Haven't seen them in months.
Apparently some of cousins have been very offended with me saying all lives matter and dropping facts about BLM so they didn't want me there.
Sad.
At first I was like, oh tight, like BLM's getting behind canceling the concept of the nuclear family.
That's pretty cool.
Like there's some pretty cool stuff to talk about there.
That's interesting.
Um, it doesn't, you know.
Oh, nope.
Just, you're no longer invited.
You're no longer invited to the cookout.
Damn.
I love the use of sad here because normally like the use of sad you know in like Trump talk or MAGA talk it's like oh pathetic like oh you couldn't win this one sad but this is literally just like I'm sad yeah yeah fucking bummed My family doesn't love me, sad.
That's so sick though.
Yeah, it's really cool.
Shout out to her family.
Guys, that's what we're supposed to be doing, remember?
Everybody's Thanksgiving should suck this year.
If your Thanksgiving doesn't suck, you're not trying hard enough.
Well we disinvited the problem cousins from Thanksgiving like two years ago.
Yeah you did, hell yeah.
I don't know what I'm doing for Thanksgiving this year.
I'm open for invites.
You might get a few.
You just gotta check the MDC Twitter inbox.
Alright, alright, alright.
Gotta log in.
So I was like, who is Deanna for Congress?
Like she's like blowing up on Twitter.
She's doing, she's moving units on Twitter.
She's doing numbers.
Okay.
She was, she's like an LA based MAGA style, you know, pundit, uh, opinionator, commentator who actually did run against Nancy Pelosi at one point.
Uh-huh.
But on her Twitter, the pinned post is about her starting a podcast.
And the pinned post, it has like 3,000 likes, which is kind of crazy for like a tweet just about, hey, I'm starting a podcast, or hey, listen to this episode of my podcast.
Even for somebody with this many followers, like a transparently promotional tweet like that usually doesn't do very well.
Trust, we know, we know.
And the fact that it had that many responses, I was like, oh shit, I need to listen to Deanna Lorraine's podcast.
And because I did, that's what this segment is about.
This segment is about Deanna Lorraine's podcast, which is called Winning the Culture War?
Is that what it's called?
Tony, I forgot already.
Oh, I think it is, but I was thinking of the title of her book, but I think it is Winning the Culture War.
The podcast is called Winning the Culture War, but Deanna Lorraine's career has been so like haphazard and sporadic and striated that it's like the podcast, there's like five episodes and they're all clips that are taken from when she had like other podcasts by different names kind of a thing.
Yeah.
So the branding now is winning the culture war.
Uh, but the episode we're going to listen to today is the first episode in the feed.
And the title of the episode is how a guy approached me and kissed me on a plane.
Bold approach strategy to swipe.
And I think she means like it's like strategy to take for your own.
Yeah.
I think that's what she means by swipe.
Yeah.
Which is odd.
Not strategy for dating profiles.
Not a strategy for swiping right or whatever I guess.
I mean she could have fucking...
Like, she's a relationship guide.
You would think Swipe Right would be a really good name for a right-wing conservative relationship.
Oh, that is so good!
Fuck!
That is so good!
That has to exist, right?
Can we just start that?
Can we start a conservative relationship advice podcast called Swipe Right?
That would be a pretty good, like, one-off episode at the very least.
Yeah.
Okay, so I have clipped the best parts of this 30-minute episode.
I have condensed it down into its best features, into its best pieces.
And remember, this episode is called, How a Guy Approached Me and Kissed Me on a Plane!
Bold Approach, Strategy to Swipe.
So, this is gonna be...
Possibly a little complicated, but we're gonna try it out here.
This is one of the best podcasts I've ever heard.
This was a 30, like 33 minute little morsel.
Just, it was, it's beautiful.
It's, yeah, it's, I'm very excited for the folks to hear what you've picked out.
Um, I mean, it really gets to, like, Deanna Lorraine's whole mindset, her ethos, what, uh, how, how, I don't know, how her mind works, I think.
Um, let's go ahead and listen to it.
Hey there, I'm Deonna Lorraine and welcome to my podcast.
For those of you who don't know me, I'm a relationship and dating coach, culture expert out of Los Angeles, turned author and political and social commentator, because I couldn't bite my tongue anymore, on a mission to make love and America great again.
Okay, so right there you might notice that she doesn't say the name of the podcast, which is Winning the Culture War.
She instead references the phrase, making love great again, or make love great again.
Yes, make love great again.
Make America and love great again.
I think the phrase make love great again is funny because it implies that you're like shit at fucking.
You're like really bad at making love.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, no, it's not that.
It's just that you're like very mediocre at it.
You just need to be great.
You're not like you were when you were spry and young.
You need to make it great again.
I think it's also funny that she, I don't know, references herself as a cultural expert.
I mean, the name of the show, the name of the podcast as it's like organized currently on iTunes is Winning the Culture War, but she refers up top to herself as a cultural expert.
And I think it's very funny coming from somebody who accused TikTok, like K-pop teens and teens using TikTok as like North Korean agents attempting to like dismantle America.
I think that that's probably a good take to have if you consider yourself a cultural expert.
Well, absolutely.
I mean, you're the one who doesn't understand the culture.
I mean, she's not wrong in that it's like, it is associated with something Korean.
So, only culture experts could like, you know, fill in the blanks there.
Okay, let's keep listening.
There was like, over two minutes of her plugging her own, like, personality and work at the top of this episode.
I can't remember how much of it I left in, but here we go.
And lastly, if you're looking to improve your dating and love life, or you have a relationship issue that needs restoring, or you want to get your ex back, you want to be able to attract the woman and men you really want and achieve your great love story and your incredible family, make sure you go to my website at DeannaLorraine.com and check out my personal coaching and matchmaking programs.
And for matchmaking, I specialize in men and women with high standards and more traditional conservative values.
Okay, so... I love it so much!
If you want to get your ex back, which is a totally healthy thing you should be focusing on, come to me.
Imagine, like, falling for your ex, right?
And falling for your ex again, and then finding out somewhere down the line that they hired someone to, like, coach them through it.
Well, I guess if you have, you know, high standards and traditional values, that might appeal to you.
That's another thing.
That's why I kept that clip in, which is she focuses on individuals who have high standards and also conservative values.
So with this episode, which is like a very lengthy personal anecdote from Deanna Lorraine herself, We're gonna see what she means by high standards and what she means by conservative values.
So I just want you to keep those things in your head as we're listening to this story about Deonna Lorraine herself being wooed.
So in my book, for those of you who have read my book, you would know, there's a section in my book... Totally different audio quality, by the way.
The audio quality like drops off immediately once the actual episode starts.
There's like a two minute long plug that sounds very professional and is, you know, edited to the teeth.
And then it devolves into this, like, white noise hiss with her talking, like, three feet away from the microphone for the rest of the episode.
I also love how bad she isn't talking.
She just said, like, in my book, there's a section in the book that's inside the book, if you're familiar with the book.
I mean, shit, if we wrote a book and then just did episodes where we read from the book, that would be so good.
There we go, we've got a plan for the future.
You would know.
There's a section in my book that I call Johnny the Plane Guy.
Who is Johnny the Plane Guy?
Well, if you know, and this is in the Women's Roadmap to Making Love Great Again and Winning at Relationships.
That is the chapter, the very long chapter dedicated to just women's specific strategies.
For relationship and attraction.
Should be able to learn a lot from this.
I'm gonna expand on this a little bit here.
Johnny the plane guy is someone who I met one time.
on a flight or at the airport at LAX on the way to Dubai.
Let me just read the story to you.
It's a short story and we're going to go over why it was effective.
And this is good because you guys should do it yourself.
So years ago I was at LAX and just checked into my flight.
I was headed out to Dubai for six weeks while I developed my coaching and matchmaking brand over there.
As I waited for my flight, I moseyed up to the bar, pulled my laptop out and began organizing my calendar.
Then a guide sat down next to me.
Are you seriously working right now?
He joked.
At 10 in the morning?
Yes, I am.
I need to catch up on some stuff, I said.
Oh, come on.
Put that shit away.
Come have a drink with us instead.
You know you want to anyways.
He teased back confidently.
I finally said, fine, hesitantly, and put my laptop in my bag and ordered a glass of wine.
Okay, so... This is some of the worst writing of all time.
Yeah, she's reading this verbatim, apparently, from her book.
Yeah.
A lot of stuff to unpack here.
She's going to Dubai to develop her matchmaking brand.
For six weeks!
Which, I don't know, I think she's just going to, like, get money.
She's just going to get money from royalty to, like, spread, you know, traditional values in America or something.
Yeah, like, what the fuck?
Like, what is your life?
Apparently if you run for Congress against Nancy Pelosi, yeah, you could just be courted by royalty to do exactly that.
To keep their interest in mind so you can do it again.
Like, that's six weeks?
That's over a month, that's a month and a half.
That's so wild in Dubai, which is like a terrible place.
Like, don't go to Dubai, you fucking... What the fuck?
I'm guessing her books don't have a queer section.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess there's no advice for queer folk in this book.
Well, when she was...
When she was describing her, like, I don't know, her services, she said, you know, uh, I have a service for matching you up with men and women that you desire.
And it sounded very inclusive.
It sounded like she offered some bisexual services as well.
Um, she is doing work at 10 a.m.
at the bar, at the airport bar.
She's a fucking girl boss, by the way.
I don't know if you guys caught on to that, but she's a fucking girl boss.
And a man comes up and says, are you fucking serious?
You're doing work at 10 a.m?
She's like, yeah, yeah, I'm doing work.
And he's like, shut that fucking thing down.
Shut, shut your fucking laptop and have a drink with me at 10 a.m.
And she's like, oh, okay.
Yeah, sure.
Well, in her defense, he did say it confidently, and she did agree hesitantly.
So this is where I'm starting to wonder, like, what are the conservative values?
Because everything I've heard now seems cool.
Everything I've heard seems like alright.
She's like cussing and she's like getting drunk at 10am at an airport bar.
All of this sounds like something I could agree with.
Something I've done.
Yeah, it's a pretty cool mood.
Alright, let's keep listening to see where this goes.
Add a girl, he said enthusiastically after giving me a high five.
His name was Johnny.
Name has been changed.
And he came across as pretty much an average dude.
He was average height, average looks, an all-American-looking blonde guy.
At the time, I did think I had a certain type.
So this story is about her being taken out of her comfort zone and going out on a limb and interacting or giving a shot to a guy that she wouldn't normally entertain.
- So this story is about her being taken out of her comfort zone and going out on a limb and interacting or giving a shot to a guy that she wouldn't normally entertain.
And it's like, what did this guy do to win her over or at least intrigue her?
And it's like, he came over and called her a fucking nerd and told her to get drunk with him at 10:00 AM.
and then gave her a high-five.
He was like, oh rock on.
Let's go, let's do this, you have to party.
Shots?
Shots?
He was like tubular.
What drink do you think he ordered them?
Um, I'm not good with this.
You're the bartender here.
What drink do you think he ordered?
He probably, like, he probably ordered a Coors Light.
But then was like, you want something else?
Like, no.
Come on.
And they just got, no, yeah, probably Coors Light.
Okay, I got a better answer than that.
He definitely ordered her a Sex on the Beach.
Oh.
I don't even know what that is, but that's what he fucking ordered.
He ordered like a fucking, like, Mai Tai.
No, no, what he told the bartender was like, make, make her, make her something girly.
This is a guy on a mission.
This is a guy who knows what he wants and like doesn't waste a breath when he could be inserting sexual innuendo or like cool guy vibes.
He definitely said like, hey, yeah, I'll take bourbon, your top shelf bourbon, whatever that is, and I want you to make her a wet pink pussy.
And the bartender's like, that drink doesn't exist, sir.
It's not a thing.
Get her a cream pie.
Okay, that one's real.
Hey, can you make her come?
Just that?
I also like how she said I had a type, and she said, you know, tall, dark, and handsome, but for some reason I still felt like I didn't have a shot.
I still feel like by tall, dark, and handsome, she still meant white passing.
I think she really still meant white passing dark and handsome.
Yeah, tall, dark, and handsome.
Sorry Tony, it doesn't mean black.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's what that means, yeah.
It means like you're obscured in shadow as you suck on a cigarette.
Yeah, but I'm happy she gave this dude who's probably like 5'9 a shot.
But I had at least an hour to kill before my long flight.
He began chatting a bit and as luck would have it we found out he and I were going to be on the same flight together.
When we boarded he made what I thought was a pretty bold move.
He came over to my seat and he said that someone had taken his seat and that there was a mix-up lol.
It just so happened that I had the only empty seat next to me on the plane so he said This guy took my seat and I sit next to you.
Again, me being like most dense, socially disconnected millennials these days, I was kind of just hoping to put on my headphones, do some work and chill or sleep for the five hour flight instead of talking to some random guy I don't know and I'll never see again.
Well, I'm sitting here anyway, so tough.
And just so you know, you're going to have to take off your headphones because we're going to be talking a lot.
We're going to be talking a lot over some drinks, he said.
This is awesome.
This is awful.
Awesome.
Wow.
I like how he found out where she was sitting and then killed the person next to her.
The only open seat was next to her.
He murdered that person.
This is like, she's like, you know, like most anti-social leftist millennials who don't have any integrity or social skills or, you know, good old-fashioned wisdom.
I didn't want to have to entertain a stranger for five hours.
Yeah, absolutely.
Also, the timing on millennials these days Like, what other days were Millennials?
What are you talking about?
I was kind of shocked to hear her... Identify as a Millennial?
Yeah, like not only that she was a Millennial, but that she described herself as a Millennial.
That's very interesting.
But yeah, she's like, God, like most Millennials, I just wanted to like, I don't know, do what I wanted to do.
Instead of subject myself to the jabbering of a guy trying to fuck me for five hours.
And then he says, like, she doesn't even say she agreed to it.
He says, well, too bad, take your headphones out, because I'm going to bug the shit out of you for hours.
Yeah, too bad I'm sitting down and you're not allowed to listen to your headphones.
Cool, man, wow.
Wow, this guy is so mysterious.
Don't you imagine him putting over-the-ear headphones on and him just tapping the headphones?
This guy's like, well, too bad, take those headphones out.
Have you ever heard of a guy named Jeff Dunham?
And then he just starts doing, like, peanut bits.
She's all...
She's all, what?
And he's all like, uh, spicy jalapeno!
He's like, I'm a terrorist.
On the plane?
I am a dead terrorist.
I will kill you.
I'll blow up the plane.
She's all, what?
You're Jeff Dunham.
He's hilarious.
You've never heard of him?
Oh, Achmed.
Wait, no, that's me.
I'm Achmed.
I mean, oh Deanna, I will kill you.
And she's like, and she's like, it's that point that I started getting pretty wet.
At that point I thought, wow, I'm really glad I didn't pull the emergency evacuation door when this guy sat and demanded he sit next to me.
I was taken aback a little bit, but I admit inside I found his boldness refreshing and intriguing.
Who does this guy think he is?
I said.
But guys with that much... Who does this guy think he is?
I said.
And he looks at her straight in the eyes and goes like, uh, a white guy?
She's like, I'm a white man in America.
What?
Also, you'll find out later, I'm also a vet?
Like I'm a white male vet?
You're gonna let me sit here?
He's not even a vet.
He's like a current officer.
He's a captain.
Why isn't an army man going to Dubai only for the worst things?
Well, he's not going to Dubai.
He's going to Georgia.
He's like doing a layover in Georgia.
Which is also terrible things.
Because I think they mean Georgia the country.
I'm pretty sure they mean Georgia the country.
Yeah, possibly.
That might be right.
No, what was I going to say here?
I don't remember what I was going to say.
Yeah.
A guy with that much balls has got to be at least something special, I said.
Okay, I remembered now.
I mean, he's got that much balls.
He's got so much balls.
She talks about balls so much!
It's weird, and it's in a weird way.
She's not like, oh he's got brass balls, or oh he's got giant balls.
It's he's got so much balls.
He's got a lot of balls.
He has excessive balls.
He's got like a ton of balls.
And then she says this all, like, throughout.
Throughout the whole thing, talks about how much balls he has.
Okay, so what I was gonna say was the way that she talks, the way that she relays this anecdote is... I mean, the anecdote itself is, like, very, I don't know, uncomfortable and off-putting and... Yeah.
I don't know.
Uncomfortable for, like, if you're either of these people, it would be uncomfortable.
But the way that she relays it is in, like, Like an algorithm that's watched a thousand hours of Sex and the City and Gilmore Girls.
Yes.
Like it's just stock phrases and trite cliche turns of words where she's, you know, and so then I said, who does this guy think he is?
Yeah.
Who are you talking, what do you mean you said that?
Like, you are operating on autopilot.
You are operating purely on autopilot.
You're not thinking at all about what you're saying or about what you're writing.
Did you write this down?
Because, I mean, she's reading from the book, right?
No, she just transcribes it.
She's reading from the book, and it's terribly written, but she does see herself as the conservative Carrie Bradshaw.
For sure.
That's definitely what she sees.
She's telling her sexcapades, but because she's conservative there, I kissed him on the plane.
But guys with that much... a guy with that much balls has got to be at least something special, I said.
Or I thought.
Hold on.
Yep.
Did you say it or think it?
Again, just like not knowing what she's saying at all.
No, no.
So we talked.
We talked a lot.
We talked on pot.
I hopped on pot.
Let's just say by the end of the flight we got to know each other very well and...
We did end up kissing on the plane.
Uh-oh.
Yup.
It's the first time for everything.
Like the plane was going down.
I finally understood where that expression came from.
So Seth is to say, within an hour or so... How did you understand where that expression came from?
The plane didn't go down.
It's still just a metaphor in your mind.
How did this bring an understanding to you?
Once I was on a plane, I was finally able to imagine a plane going down and what I would do in that situation.
She omits the part where he like threatens her life and he's like you're gonna kiss me or I'm gonna kill you right now.
And so she feels like she was about to die so it's just like the plane was going down.
So stuff is to say within an hour... Okay, let me replay that.
Yep, it's the first time for everything.
Like the plane was going down.
I finally understood where that expression came from.
So stuff is to say within an hour or so...
What?
So I didn't catch it the first time I listened, but when I was pulling clips, she fucking says, suffice to say.
Yeah, suffice to say.
Suffice to say, which maybe leads me to believe that she didn't actually write this book.
She doesn't know what the word suffice is or how to say it.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Or maybe she's never heard it.
And she's just trying to be wordy, but either way, it's a bad look.
Oh, you think she's only just read the phrase, suffice it to say, over and over?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Didn't realize it was two different words.
This is like, arose such a clatter moment.
And we heard it in real life.
So, suffice to say...
Suffice to say.
But for some reason all I could think about was that simple army boy from Alabama that I met on the plane.
So needless to say we ended up dating for many months after that.
Needless to say, we ended up dating for many months.
Why is that needless to say?
I know I'm being petty here and picking this shit apart, but like, why is that?
That's part of the story.
We didn't know that part of the story.
Why is that needless to say?
Oh, is it because you're a fucking parrot and you're just regurgitating phrases you heard before?
That story is not a story of you kissing someone on a plane.
That's you meeting a partner on a plane.
That's way different.
That's completely different.
That's a way bigger achievement for both of you.
So needless to say, we ended up dating for many months after that.
Had a very deep relationship.
We didn't ultimately work out because of some personal instances on his end.
We didn't really work out because of some personal instances on his end.
On his end?
He was personally engaging in hooking up with every woman he met at an airport bar.
Which, who could have seen that coming?
Needless to say... He flew to Dubai a lot.
So I'm just going to break down real quick, because I think it's helpful, why this strategy works so much.
Because when a strategy works on me, I like to reverse engineer it and try to teach it to my guys.
So the plain guy approach, why did this work so well?
So keep this in mind.
This is from the section of her book, For Women.
Yes.
This is from the section of her book about female strategies.
What women can do to find mates.
And it's all about a guy, like, oppressively hitting on her.
Yes.
Well, that, the reason why it's for women is going to come up soon, I believe.
It is.
Why this advice is for, because at first, yeah, you're thinking this is all stuff the guy's doing.
What, what is the woman, what's the effort the woman's putting in here?
But she just, it's like a tag end at the end of this long story about everything the guy did.
And again, I want you to remember that her mantra, her brand is a conservative matchmaker who specializes in, you know, individuals, romantic partners with high standards and conservative values.
And so again, Uh, I just want you to think about that.
Have you heard anything that's, like, indicated conservative values or high standards yet?
Other than, like, the fact that he's, like, a generic army man, which she already says wasn't her type to begin with, period.
Yeah, you didn't, you didn't, like, leave out the part where he talks about being a man of God and loving his mom.
So just keep that in mind.
Number two, his initial opener.
Are you really working on your laptop right now?
Seriously, at the bar, at the airport.
Come on, fucking workaholic.
Put that shit away and have a drink with us.
This is really important because he teased me right away.
Doesn't even know me.
Within a minute, he's already really teasing me and razzing me.
And that shows a lot of balls in that.
Remember balls?
Boldness?
Very important.
And it also established immediately a flirtatious vibe.
And it established himself as a fun, flirtatious, high-value guy.
High value.
Fun, flirtatious, high value guy.
High value guy.
High value is one of the phrases she uses a lot.
I think it's like a holdover from PUA shit.
You have to establish yourself as a high value mate or whatever.
And I don't know how this has established him as a high value mate where he's like, hey, let's get drunk.
It's 10 a.m.
What are you doing working at 10 a.m.?
This is the time where I normally get blackout drunk.
Well, you don't know about Deanna is that her family was actually a cattle family.
And the more balls a steer would have, the more value they have.
That's just a fact in breeding.
Right.
And you also wake up at like 4 a.m.
as a rancher.
And so by 10 a.m., it's already 5 o'clock.
She says balls so many times in that part.
She's like, you know, he had balls because balls, ballsiness is pretty balls for balls.
He had the balls that we all know and love.
Yeah, you know those balls.
The second part of this, which is also really important psychologically to women, is he gives me orders and commands right away.
Ding, ding, ding.
Yep, yep.
This is where we finally get to the conservative values.
Which is, he immediately began giving me orders.
Yeah, he told me what to do and I was like, okay, alright.
He came over and he was like, what are you fucking doing working?
You're a woman.
What are you doing here?
You should be getting drunk and fucking me.
Yeah, and all I heard was I can quit my job soon.
You don't even know someone and you're already giving them orders and commands?
That takes balls.
This demonstrates his leadership and it's a high value alpha alert.
Big time.
He is positioning himself right away as a leader and alpha and putting me in the submissive role which sets the tone for me to follow him later.
Totally.
You know how, like, when you meet somebody and you immediately begin ordering them around?
That's like a sign of maturity.
That's a sign of maturity and stability.
And just somebody who's got a good head on their shoulders.
Well that's just, you know, a high value alpha alert big time.
Boy, talk about an alert.
You know how like your phone, it goes off when somebody kidnaps a child?
Yeah.
Well, my brain was sounding off just as loudly with an alpha alert.
Yeah.
If you ever meet Diana and you're like kind of into her, just walk up to her and just be like, shut up.
Just shut up.
She will marry you.
She'll propose to you.
An image flashed before my eyes.
It said, Alpha Alert, License Plate, Mr. Balls, Captain in the Military, Blonde Crew Cut.
And the ACDC song started playing over the loudspeaker.
Well, okay, so you bring up an interesting point because the ACDC Balls song is not really like their ballsiest song.
You're right.
That's kind of like a playful song.
You're absolutely right.
The Big Balls song is more like a... I don't know, a jaunt.
Whereas, like, any other of their songs would, I feel, be more of an appropriate soundtrack.
Wow, that's a really interesting contradiction within the ACDC universe that I hadn't thought of.
It's true.
I'm happy you broached that.
I want to hear- A lot to think about.
I mean, in a way, maybe Hell's Bells is a euphemism for Balls?
Um, yeah, yeah.
I think so.
That makes some sense.
I think have a drink on me would also probably be appropriate in this situation.
I think you might be right.
It's like literally all the same song except for Big Balls.
Big Balls is the only one that's different.
Well this person is also probably a mercenary, so Dirty Deeds is also a good song for this.
He demonstrated his high value by immediately disrespecting me and putting me in my place.
He made fun of me and made me feel like real shit.
I love this.
Maybe that's why Deanna is posting such bad tweets.
Maybe that's why she's online posting cringe because she just craves that subservient role.
That submissive role.
That makes some sense.
It also sets the tone, because if I just submit to that command, and I'm going to submit to more commands later, very, very smart.
It was very smart.
It was very smart of him for him to come up and treat me like a dog.
Yeah.
It's like, I don't know if you've watched Caesar Milan, but I use that same approach.
He then started making a hiss noise and snapping by my ear.
He pinched me at one point.
Anytime I went to look, anytime I glanced at my laptop, he swatted me on the nose with a newspaper.
At one point he rubbed my face into my laptop.
Um, are you guys friends?
Cause he came in, he was sitting next to a guy with like a Hawaiian shirt on.
So I was like, are you guys friends?
Did you come together?
And then he said, oh fuck no.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
We just met at the bar and we were bonding over music and leadership.
We were bonding over guy stuff.
Like music and leadership.
I wouldn't be caught dead with the guy I was just caught with.
And also we have everything in common.
Like music and leadership.
We were just talking about guy stuff like masculinity and dominance.
We were bonding over being alpha.
Actually, it turns out that guy, not that many balls.
He's got few balls, let's just say that.
I also like how you can tell this is from 2018 because the guy in the Hawaiian shirt is considered like a dork and not a psychopathic, psychopathic boogaloo motherfucker.
Not extremely cool.
I, um, when I was doing, uh, when I was helping out with Security of the Chop last weekend, uh, one of the guys who was doing security had, I saw him walking around, he had a Hawaiian shirt on.
And I was like, that's interesting.
And I went up to him later, I was getting coffee and he was over there and I was like, what's up with the Hawaiian shirt, dude?
And he was like, I don't know, it was just the shirt that I had.
And I was like, oh, do you know what it means?
You know, you know what the Hawaiian shirt means?
He's like, no.
I was like, oh, it's like a right wing thing.
It's like a right wing, you know, uh, domestic takeover, civil war, volume two type thing.
And he was like, oh shit, no.
He's like, I'm just a gay, he's like, I'm just a gay guy who likes floral print.
Aw, that sucks.
I was like, aw, you're alright.
I was like, if anybody else says anything, that's just, just so you know.
Just so you know, yeah.
That sucks.
I, I wore a Hawaiian shirt recently, and um, I was like, I'm pretty sure no one's gonna think I'm like, you know, pro Second Civil War.
Well, I, and that's what I told him, I was like, technically you would have to have like, Kevlar over it, and also be open carrying for it to really, like, be the thing.
But still, yeah.
And here's another playful, cocky, funny tease.
And here he is, he's also separating himself from other guys in a very covert fashion.
He's separating himself, putting himself on a higher level psychologically than other guys.
This is another alpha alert because in the event that I thought the other guy looked kind of loser-y, So she doesn't finish that thought.
That's like why it cuts off.
There's like, there's so much editing on this episode.
Like every complete sentence or every complete thought is immediately clipped.
And then sometimes it's just, she doesn't complete the thought and it just gets clipped anyway.
Um, but I, she refers to this a lot.
She refers to this guy, um, who is like, I don't know, high-fiving her and demanding that she drink at 10am and demanding that he sit next to her and that she's not allowed to listen to her headphones.
She keeps ascribing these, like, subtle psychological machinations to him.
Yeah.
These covert alerts that he's, like, letting drift out there into the ether by saying, Oh, that guy?
No, fuck that guy.
I'm better than that guy.
Yeah.
And this was his, like, covert way of demonstrating his value over the other man in the Hawaiian shirt.
It's like, no, this guy's just an asshole.
That's it.
Well it's also like, I don't know, I think Deanna might be kind of dumb.
I think she might be kind of obtuse and clueless and think that a man saying, literally saying, I am better than that guy is like a covert way of demonstrating psychologically how he is on a different level.
Yeah, totally.
And here he is, he's also separating himself from other guys in a very covert fashion.
He's separating himself, putting himself on a higher level psychologically than other guys.
This is another alpha alert because in the event that I thought the other guy looked kind of loser-y, So then a few minutes later, he said, wow, so you're on the same flight as me.
I said, yeah.
And he said, oh shit, you know what that means?
I said, what does that mean?
And he's like, you and me in the Mile High Club.
And that was something funny he said too.
He said that with maybe five or 10 minutes.
He was joking about us doing the Mile High Club.
I love this.
I love how this guy's demonstrating his value by high-fiving her and saying, hey, Mile High Club, right?
Yeah.
And that was something funny he said.
It was pretty funny when he said that.
He said that really fast, too.
He just, like, made it sound like he joked about his fucking, like, really fast.
It was almost immediately.
It's like, wow, he's just got these amazing thoughts.
These were, like, really in-depth thoughts and jokes that he has to get off his chest, like, immediately.
And it's all 3D chess.
So this is huge guys.
I'm not sure if you are, if you're understanding the importance of these very subtle psychological maneuvers that this guy is doing over and over again to get me more attracted when I wasn't quite attracted to begin with.
This is what she means by having high standards is like, she needs a guy to first say, "Hey bitch, why are you working at 10 a.m.
Uh, let's drink instead.
And then give me a high five when I'm like, okay, I guess.
And then say, hey, I'm going to fuck you on the plane.
These are huge alpha alerts, big time.
This is what I mean when I say, like, he's really doing some work here.
Yeah.
He's really like firing on all cylinders here.
He's playing the long game.
This is another very subtle psychological move because he asked me if he could kiss me.
And when I said no, now a lot of guys would take that no and just be like, okay, and then they might just get all awkward.
They might just feel rejected and they might just feel like, okay, I don't really feel like talking anymore.
She already rejected me.
And they'll just consider it a lost cause.
Not this guy, and this is really important.
He says, does that mean no completely or just no like right now?
Okay, so I guess I didn't include, like, the first part of that, but they're already on the plane, they've been talking, you know, for, like, I don't know, five minutes, and he's like, hey, can I kiss you?
And she says, she says, no.
He's like, we have, like, an energy, he's like, we have, like, an electric chemistry going on right now, right?
You can feel that?
Can you feel that?
And she says, like, and I couldn't feel it, but I told him I could.
She's like, I said, um, maybe, and he's like, oh, I just, I want to kiss you.
Yeah.
And then she said no.
And then he said, he starts bargaining with her.
And that that's, that's, what's really important guys.
It's important to demonstrate your value by, uh, not taking no for an answer and instead like trying to negotiate for a kiss.
Trying to, like, barter.
Trying to, like, wheel and deal to get your lips wet, so to speak.
So maybe 45 minutes later, he looks at me at a pause in conversation and he asks me again, now can I kiss you?
I really want to kiss you right now.
And I said, not right now.
Not yet.
And then he asked a third time, finally, he said, how about now?
I really want to kiss you.
And the third time I said, okay.
So wild.
This sucks so bad.
This is like so depressing.
I kind of forgot that he asked three times.
Yeah.
He said no and most guys would have left me alone at that point but not him and that was cool because I was gonna say no again and guess what?
He still wasn't gonna give up and third time came around and so I was like okay.
It's so romantic.
Yeah.
It's so romantic when a guy asks you three times if he can kiss you and then you go, uh, all right.
And by this point he'd already bought everybody a round of drinks, right?
Yeah.
He already bought everyone a round of drinks.
He like, he like procured her some, some chocolate, which really impressed her.
I think I have that clip coming up.
I think that might be the next clip.
Yeah.
Cause that's really funny.
Yeah.
And then we kissed.
And it was weird because I've never kissed in a plane before.
People are all around me, you know.
Poor woman in the window seat.
This fat black woman that was like stuffed in the window seat having to overhear this whole conversation and this whole, these whole shenanigans.
How did I miss that?
How did I miss that?
How did I miss that the first time we listened to that?
Did she say a fat black woman?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She said the fat black woman in the window seat?
Yeah.
How did I miss that?
Stuffed into the window seat.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
So we've kind of like forgot that just because there was an empty seat next to Deanna doesn't mean that there wasn't a full seat next to Johnny.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
So what I've kind of clipped out of this story is that they're playing 20 questions.
What Johnny is doing to try and like warm her up is by playing 20 questions and getting to know her.
And there is a third person in this like group of seats who has to hear all of this.
Who is subjected to this for five fucking hours.
And you know Johnny, like first thing he was like, where's the craziest place you've had sex?
Wait.
And you have to say your ass.
Yeah.
Cause that's the joke.
Yeah, you have to.
Oh, another thing.
There was a point in the plane ride where I said something just kind of to myself.
I'm like, I really feel like chocolate right now.
I really feel I could really use like a little bit of chocolate.
And then what he did, he immediately flagged down the flight attendant and was just like, I want to get some chocolate.
How can we get a hold of some chocolate?
She wants chocolate.
And he was able to find some chocolate for me.
Isn't that cool?
So that was just another example of paying attention to the girl.
Even things that she just says to herself or she says out loud under her breath that, you know, you might not think is important.
But it is important, right?
It shows me that he cares and that he pays attention to detail.
So another subtle psychological trick he used was when he heard me say, I want chocolate.
Uh, he gave me chocolate.
Yeah, he made chocolate happen.
In a plane.
On the way to Dubai.
Which is like, why would they have chocolate?
You're in a fucking plane on the way to Dubai.
They have everything.
You could just ask for it.
Who is she talking to normally?
Who is her normal clientele who does not understand that if they're trying to woo a woman and she says, hey, I want a chocolate.
Yeah.
They're like, so yeah, at that point, she said, I want a chocolate.
And I said, that's cool.
Uh, anyway.
Anyway.
Oh, that sucks.
I don't have any chocolate on me.
So yeah.
So then my buddy, he was all like, like I, uh, and I also love this character.
She, so I was sitting on the plane and just like under my breath, I said, ACK, I want chocolate.
Just in the middle of one of his rants, she's just like, chocolate.
He's like, what?
Oh, nothing.
I just want some.
I was just thinking about how I want chocolate.
That's nothing.
Don't worry about it.
And then believe it or not, he picked up on this.
He grabbed it.
I was trying to be subtle under my breath.
I mean, I said it out loud, but I was also just saying it to him.
I didn't tell him to get me chocolate.
He did the rest of the work.
Let me tell you folks, this is a winning move.
If the woman you're trying to date says, I want something, and then you give it to her?
Yeah.
That's, I mean, I cannot stress how important that is.
So, ladies, next time you're out on a date with a babe, or maybe even not a babe, maybe even just like a really average dude who just has major alpha alerts big time, say something under your breath about like, I don't know, like ending systematic racism, or like abolishing the police, and just see what happens.
See what they do.
But why I put it also in the women's chapter is because women need to understand that they don't, they shouldn't always be fixated on a certain type and they shouldn't be so unapproachable.
You know, a lot of times they have headphones in their ears and they, a guy talking to them is going to bother them, you know, and they're not open.
They're not open to being approached and pursued.
So if they just let down their guard a little bit more and be, and they were more approachable, they might be very surprised about who comes through the door.
So there we have it.
That's why this whole story is in the women's chapter of her book.
Because the advice she is trying to relay to women with this anecdote about a guy like, you know, juggling for her to get into her pants or whatever.
The advice that she's trying to relay is, women, let this happen to you.
Let men subject this to you.
Because who knows, maybe you might get to date them for a few months until they have personal, what did she say?
Personal instances that lead you to break off the relationship.
It's incredible too because like, at this point you're thinking, oh this is some pretty bad advice she's giving women is like, just be available, take your headphones out, but it gets worse.
It gets worse, but it's also like, it's like this scene in Unbreakable.
We all remember the M. Night Shyamalan film Unbreakable?
Yes, absolutely.
Bruce Willis, I can't remember his character's name, apologies.
He is sort of realizing his powers, right?
He's realizing that, oh shit, he does have these powers of unbreakability.
But also, he has the power of being able to see, like, evil.
To see the evil deeds that people around him have done.
He just has to be willing to, like, take his earphones out.
Outstretch his arms.
Come into contact with people.
And you, as a woman, you can have the ability to get kissed by an extreme douchebag if you would just, you know, take your earphones out and just let yourself live in the moment.
Outstretch your palms and let an army brat high-five them.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm actually gonna make a line of shirts that says, please talk to me.
And the other thing is women need to really lay off the whole me too, you know, don't talk to me without consent, sexual harassment stuff.
Because this guy, he could have been on the border of sexual harassment if I was a feminist, right?
Telling me we're going to do the Mile High Club, joking, and sitting next to me without me saying yes, and doing all those things.
I mean, that could be, that's very bold stuff.
And I could, if I was some uptight feminist, be like, "That's sexual harassment.
"That is too bold, that's offensive." But if women are so worried about that, then it handcuffs a guy's ability to just be himself, be masculine, be pursuing, and be a little playful, funny sometimes, and be bold. - Incredible.
If you're gonna be offended by a trained killer forcing himself into the seat next to you and demanding that you take your headphones out, then you're never gonna find a man, baby!
Listen, if I was one of those feminists, I might have considered someone telling me that we were gonna fuck.
Sexual harassment.
But, thank God I am not.
Because you know what?
I let my guard down and I allowed this person to basically, you know, to harass me over several hours of flight.
And, you know, I dated him for a couple months and it didn't turn out.
Turned out he ended up sucking.
Turned out he ended up being pretty fucking bad.
Turned out he was awful.
But, I gave love a chance.
This is the worst fucking advice I've ever heard.
This is, oh my god, this is so bad.
Like, whew.
I don't want to, you know, presume things, but I'm like a grown adult, and like, I don't know.
Like she said, kissing on a plane is wild awkward.
Like that's a wild thing to do.
There are more discreet things you can be doing on a plane.
And I'm really curious to know what the true story is here.
Because I feel like if you're a grown ass adult, you're not like, and then we uh... It's like you're telling the story of making out with somebody on the bus on a field trip in junior high.
Like, what happened here, Deanna?
Well, she references, she's like, I wasn't gonna sleep with him, I wasn't gonna do the Mile High Club thing, because I'm not a total hoe, is what she says.
Yeah, she does say that, yeah.
But it's like, Deanna, y'all definitely went to the same hotel that night, like, at some point, y'all kicked it.
You said that you dated for months.
It's very weird because she's like cussing through all this through this story.
She's like referencing sex through this story, but then yeah the kissing on the plane is a huge deal.
It's very interesting.
The moral of the story is, this is where your balls can get you.
The world is your playground, and any girl you see at any location, no matter how seemingly weird or inappropriate, if you approach the right way, she can be your playmate.
Go from the safe playpen that's so comfortable, your comfort zone, to the big and wild, adventurous and limitless playground.
Go find your partner in crime.
She just might be your next date.
Girlfriend or soulmate.
That's all I clipped.
She tries to make so many catchphrases happen in that one thing.
It's so dumb.
It's painfully dumb.
Go from the playpen to the limitless playground where you might get a date.
This your next partner in crime might just be your next date.
Date?
What?
Also like full permission to still be a child.
Still permission to still be like a little kid.
Dude I love it's such bad branding like not only is this like advice extremely bad but like the way she puts it forward is awful.
Listen, no matter how weird it might feel, or no matter how uncomfortable you are, or the people around you are, or the woman you're speaking to is, go out.
Put yourself in that position to look like a complete freak in public.
Bother women.
Bother them.
Continue to bother them.
She has a chapter in a book that's like, funny hats you can wear as a conversation starter.
Yeah, so it's just, I mean, an amazing episode of an amazing podcast.
And I don't know, maybe let's take what we've learned here from this episode and revisit these tweets that she made.
The Donald Trump tweet in particular.
Okay, the degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with two hands.
Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side.
Greatest.
President.
Ever.
Hugest balls of all time.
Most balls.
Most balls of all time.
Um, I think we can, I'm looking at this tweet, this, this concept in a new lens.
I'm thinking like, okay, so this man, he didn't, he didn't ask the glass of water if it wanted to be drunk with one hand.
He just did it.
He just did it.
I'm sure that glass wanted two hands.
I'm sure that glass didn't want to get thrown, but you know what?
It got thrown, and it's there now.
And, you know, you dated that glass for a couple months.
Didn't work out.
Glass ended up being kind of an asshole.
I think this president demonstrated his high value by only requiring one hand to drink a glass of water?
That is an alpha alert.
Big time.
He'd be doing something entirely different with that other hand.
His value has doubled.
He drank and waved at me.
He drank and gave, and gave, flipped me the bird.
Oh.
I'm coming around to Deanna Lorraine's interpretation of Trump.
I'm into her.
I think we should get her on the show.
This episode is so long.
Thank you so much for listening.
I think I'm gonna leave this all in.
I think it's a long episode, but I think it's one for the ages.
You're welcome.
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Night.
Night.
And a shimmer in a haze Give us a kiss In the blue room you whispered into the music And in the field underneath the thorn bush Give us a kiss
Then across the overpass and down Past the blood factory and into town Give us a kiss One little sip, sip, sip Before you slip, slip, slip Away
You're still hanging out in my dreams In your sister's shoes and your blue jeans Now give us a kiss One little sip, sip, sip For a catch, catch, catch On fire
