I only voted for obama cause he was black. NOW im voting for Trump cause HE's more black
This week: African American MAGA grifter Kingface tells Trump that he is in fact the first black president, as Terrence K Williams and Diamond & Silk kick themselves for not saying it first. Also: Bernie Sanders and The Democratic Party are more deadly than the Coronavirus, since "Socialism has a mortality rate of 100%" Listen to Alexander talk The Big O on the Neighbor Science podcast: http://www.neighborsciencepodcast.com And listen Alexander and Tony on the Black Panther episode of History with a Porpoise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAtJE-IV6mI
The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistphonia today, so stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
Stay tuned guys, we'll show you exactly what it looks like when people go to the desert.
All their environment, all the time.
Stay tuned.
I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
The demon rat flu is responsible.
We're contracting it.
How does the rest... I like it.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
How does the rest of it go?
It just ends right there, right?
Yeah, that's where it ends, yeah.
And we're contracting it.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Minion Death Cult.
I hope everybody is doing great the Wednesday after Super Tuesday, which is when you'll probably be listening to this.
I'm just, you know, gonna be listening to this tomorrow morning super hungover after celebrating the victory of one Bernard Sanders when he mops the floor.
With all those losers.
I mean, and we gotta kinda hand it to Mike Bloomberg for preventing a Biden win in American Samoa.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was... that was close.
I can't believe you pulled that one off.
Yeah.
You know, enemy of my enemy, right?
I, for one, will be practicing self-care tonight after we record by not watching election results and instead blowing out my eardrums and melting my brain with extremely loud industrial metal in the form of the body and uniform who are performing at what I've been led to believe is an honest-to-God laser dome.
Fuck yeah.
That's what it says on my ticket, at least.
So, if there are no lasers, I'm gonna be a bit disappointed.
I mean, man, maybe you should bring your own, like, laser pen.
Because there probably will be fog at least.
If I were in a band and I was supposed to perform at a Laser Dome and there weren't any lasers, yeah, I would also be upset.
So I would be remiss if I didn't bring a laser to the show and just shine it on the band, you know?
Let them know, hey, I feel you, just point it at them, swoop it around them while they're playing.
Well, it'll be fine because you won't be the only one with that idea.
There will be multiple laser pens.
Because I hate myself I will be watching the result in a bar with hopefully some like-minded people and it's either going to be wonderful and you know I might have a really good time or it's gonna be like horrible and um you know we're gonna break windows somewhere.
Yeah, I mean, you could just save that for Michigan.
Or Milwaukee, rather.
That's true.
Save that energy.
That's true.
I think I will.
I'll bottle it up.
I'll bottle it up and just stick a little rag in the top of it.
Good idea.
So, today we are talking about two just very important stories.
Stories that are on the tips of everyone's tongue, unfortunately.
Right kind of where you don't want this story to be.
We're talking about the coronavirus, okay?
And specifically, at least let's start off with Rush Limbaugh, who is on record saying that Bernie Sanders and the Democrats pose a greater threat to the U.S.
than the coronavirus.
Mm-hmm.
Incredible stuff.
It's good.
You know what's scarier than this virus that you guys are going to Costco and buying all the toilet paper for?
Bernie Sanders.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, we had that one comment from that guy who said he shit himself every time he had to look at Rashida Tlaib and AOC.
Yeah, yeah.
So, what's the difference really?
I mean, with their non-stop coverage of those women on cable news, yeah, you'd stock up on toilet paper anyway.
I heard that guy actually just went ahead and went in a dull diaper on it.
I still think that that guy was like a resistance lib sock puppet.
Yeah, totally.
Oh, I shit my pants when these powerful women come on screen.
I just lose control of my bowels.
Because I just hate women so much.
Yep.
Yeah, so this post came across my feed in the form of a Facebook post by Ray J Politics.
You can call him Ray, etc.
When I heard those Ray J politics, I was really hoping it was Ray J. Ray J of... He did scooters, right?
Kim Kardashian fame.
Whoa, hold on.
I was going to say, he did scooters, though.
I don't know what that is.
He has a scooter company and he makes phones, too.
Oh, I don't know.
I only know him from Monique.
I knew him from Monique and then Kim Kardashian.
Just two women infinitely more talented than he.
See, look at that.
That's why I love you, Alex.
That's how a real feminist does things.
It's like, fuck Ray J. Cameron Monique.
But I was hoping this was Ray J. Politics.
Not Monique.
Brandy?
Brandy.
Yeah, he was Brandy's little brother.
He is Brandy's little brother still.
He's still her little brother.
Both in real life and on the show.
I was trying to be a feminist and I just ended up being racist.
Yeah.
I'm sure Monique has some sort of friendship.
They've been in the game for long enough.
Monique, maybe, but definitely not Monica.
We all know the story there.
Yes.
Yeah, so this is Ray J Politics.
He's a political guy.
He's a front seat of your car, you know, yelling at the camera kind of guy.
But he is a black for Trump.
He is one of Trump's blacks.
And he posts here, Rush Limbaugh is correct.
The Communist Democrats are a much greater threat to America than the overhyped coronavirus.
Democrats are the most grave threat to this nation ever!
When Congress people hate America, something dot dot dot is wrong!
And then he does the eyebrow raise emoji.
Which is somewhat anti-climactic after four exclamation points.
Well he's going for like a rock eyebrow raise.
Oh yeah, he smells what the Democrats are up to.
Yeah.
I love this.
I love overhyped... Listen, I know people are dying from this or whatever, but that shit's like overrated.
That shit's like...
Yeah.
That's just like super overrated.
Well, okay.
So, uh, I'm not an expert.
Like literally do not take my word for it.
Please read on your own.
Uh, but the reason, you know, for the, uh, the worry about the coronavirus is I think twofold.
Uh, one, we don't have a vaccine for it.
We have a vaccine for the flu.
Well, you know, we have to produce new vaccines for the flu every year, uh, because the virus is constantly mutating.
You don't have it cause you're poor.
You think there is a vaccine for the coronavirus?
Yeah, you just don't have it.
Then why is it only people over 80 who are dying since I've been led to believe that they are hoarding the most wealth and the only reason that they've survived to be that age is because they were in the upper class?
Oh, you know, you have a good point there.
But maybe they're just out of their You know, just out of the wheelhouse.
The second reason that this virus is worrisome is because it is more transmittable than the flu.
You can contract this virus more easily than the flu.
So you might get it more easily than the flu, but if you're If your immune system is in good working order, you probably won't die.
It's like a 3% rate of death or something like that.
So, I do, not to get conspiratorial, not to get, you know, Alex Jones here, but I do think that this is just, you know, a media hyped up thing.
Like everything is.
It's not... Absolutely.
It's not, you know, solely limited to viruses.
It's just everything the media needs to talk about.
Penny's been sick for the past, like, week.
She's had a cough for, like, over a week.
And, um, her mom, like, watches these little girls.
And, like, even though... Their mom won't let them come over anymore.
Not until, like, Penny doesn't die.
Because she's like legit worried about the coronavirus.
Yeah, it's like she has croup which is a baby disease It's a literal baby disease and like she's like as old as you can be when you get it She has a croup which is just a gnarly cough and the mom who like Should know better is like no.
No, I don't want her to get the corona That's great.
I'm pretty sure the Chinese place by my apartment was experiencing racism-related loss of business sales.
Yeah, that's what it looked like.
It didn't hit me at first, but I went in there and they were just super nice to me.
They were like, Oh, hi, hi, come in.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You know, there was like people in there.
It wasn't packed or anything.
Um, and just, she said the thank you to me like eight times while I was up there and like ordering.
And I, you know, I've been to this place a couple of times before and I, it was a, there was a market shift in, in her cordiality.
And I went and sat down and she brought my food to me, which is normally you go to the, The register to pick it up, and then she like rubbed my back as she brought the food to me And then she pointed at like the takeout tray the styrofoam tray thing What do you what do you call it like a takeout box like a clamshell box thing there you go?
She pointed to the top of it, and there was a happy face drawn on it and said thank you, and I was like oh cool Yeah, thank you Man, that's brutal Yeah, and then I looked over and she was approaching another customer and rubbing their back too, and I was like... Did she get, like, a bad Yelp review or something?
Was, like, somebody complaining that she wasn't touching enough people?
I think she's smart, I think she's just gonna touch all the white people that come in to see how they react and then that's how your food's gonna come out next time you come through.
If you flinch, if you pull away, your food's gonna suck for now, but your food's gonna be good for now and you're fine.
Right, it's like two for flinching when you're pulling a slug bug or whatever.
But in this case, it's going to be number two for flinching because you're going to be shitting your pants.
Oh, no.
I don't like that.
OK, so let me read a little bit from this article about Rush Limbaugh because it's fucking funny.
Rush Limbaugh claimed this is from The Washington Times.
Dog shit rag.
Rush Limbaugh claimed Wednesday the Democratic Party and its current front runner for president, Senator Bernard Sanders.
That's interesting.
Are more dangerous to the U.S.
than the deadly coronavirus.
The conservative radio show host made the claim while defending a remark he made the previous day about Mr. Sanders, a Vermont independent and self-described democratic socialist.
I opened the program yesterday asking which is more dangerous for the country, Bernie Sanders or the coronavirus.
And I said Bernie Sanders, of course.
I've gotten some pushback on that, he said on the Rush Limbaugh Show.
But think about it, Mr. Limbaugh continued, the coronavirus has a mortality rate of 2%.
The mortality rate for countries with socialism is 100%.
100%.
You could have picked any number besides 100, and there would have been something behind it.
They could have made that little push, but 100%.
You don't have to.
You're like Rush Limbaugh.
You don't have to.
You can just say it.
Just fucking say the best thing you could possibly say, which is socialism literally kills every person living under it.
The only true Socialist country was actually Atlantis.
That and also the whole world right before Noah happened.
Noah was the only non-socialist.
Yeah, and there were so many people in the world you can just round it up to 100%.
Exactly, yeah.
Socialism kills every country it comes in contact with, folks.
Socialism destroys wealth.
Everybody's wealth, except the leaders.
Socialism destroys liberty.
It destroys freedom.
It destroys prosperity.
It destroys dreams.
Socialism destroys 100% every country it comes in contact with.
Somebody said this exact same monologue, but they were saying America instead of socialism.
And it made complete sense.
It was right.
And it was absolutely accurate.
I love this that the guy who is dying because he was too stupid to listen to people about secondhand smoke is telling us about how deadly socialism is.
Yep.
Yep.
It's really cool.
I mean, I know people that have survived lung cancer.
I don't know anyone that survived socialism.
Me either.
That's a good point.
I don't know, it's funny.
Yeah, you should be afraid, bitch.
That's all I gotta say.
Yeah, please.
Dude got lung cancer so he wouldn't have to see a somewhat more robust social democracy in the next ten years.
Yeah.
Part of me wishes he would live, just to see it, just to rub it in his face.
But then the other part of me, most of me, is just really happy.
Just giddy.
Yeah.
No, me too.
I also like that they mention here, Mr. Limbaugh, who was recently awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian honor, has been highly critical of media coverage of the coronavirus's concerned swell of the outbreak reaching pandemic proportions.
And he just talks about how it's not fair to Trump that the coronavirus exists.
That's so funny.
I love that.
Like, the whole reason why they care about the... Like you said, it is being blown out of proportion for some reason.
I don't really understand what that is, but I like his reasoning is because it's gonna reflect bad on, like, approval ratings.
Yeah, I mean... Like, I think the handling of it has been dogshit, but also I don't think that that's what the media is inflating.
I think the media is just inflating the threat of it in general.
Yeah, absolutely.
Probably accurately reporting on the bumbling, like, ass-backwards handling of this by the administration.
But, like, the whole reason why this is really being covered so much is because that shit sells.
Like... Yeah.
You know, viruses and car chases will always be on headlines.
Like, they'll always be news.
Yeah, um, I have a post here, uh, that goes... Let me see, where is it?
I mean it goes folks.
It goes hard.
It goes.
Some say it goes hard.
We'll let you decide.
So this is from Steve Wayne posted into Drain the Swamp.
That's such a great double first name.
Who's not scared of the coronavirus?
And it's got 439 likes and 595 comments of people saying, NOT ME!
600 people resoundingly saying, NO!
See, what I'm hearing is the millions and millions and millions that are saying yes.
Who aren't in that comment section?
Yeah.
Millions of people read it and just said, I am scared.
I can't engage with this post.
I just think it's funny because in a group like Drain the Swamp, whose median average age is probably about 75... People who should legit be scared?
You should probably actually be a little bit afraid of the coronavirus.
Maybe you should if... There's a certain age that you reach where Like, respiratory problems are just like a sore knee.
Like, you're just going to have that.
It's just part of life.
Um, this is another funny th- oh yeah, like somebody, like, there are like all these memes about, you know, the coronavirus or whatever.
Uh, this one says, top text, impact font, the real virus, bottom text, threatening America.
And it's a photo of Bernie Sanders and Nancy Pelosi.
And, uh, Bernie Sanders' lapel pin, instead of being an American flag, is, like, a bacteria cell.
He's like... Is he a fucking, like, Pokemon trainer?
Like... No, he's... He's fucking Osmosis Jones or something, dude.
He's got, like, a... And it's not, like, um... Like a virus.
What are they called?
Like, uh...
Whatever the little organism is that is the virus, which looks like it has a crystal on top with like legs, like that's what a virus looks like.
This is just like a bacteria, like a bright lime green bacteria circle with like little spores around it.
So I mean, that's just scientifically inaccurate.
It's just a character from Osmosis Jones.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, I love that.
Like, and also that, that, that pin probably has the disease.
And he can just rub it on you.
Absolutely.
I think he probably squirts it like a magician's flower.
Like a magician's flower?
Just like squirts virus into your open mouth.
I liked this post a lot.
Shout out to Caleb in the Minion Death Commandos Facebook group for sharing this.
This is Elizabeth Johnston, activist mommy, whom we've covered extensively on this show.
We love the activist mommy.
I don't love her new profile picture.
It's really not, really not helping her out.
It's just not doing it for me.
But that's aside.
It looks, it looks fine.
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
It's just not a good angle for her.
It's, it looks, I don't know, man.
She's kind of like a scary looking lady normally.
She looks like just a normal, this looks like a, like a CEO's photo or like a, like the photo of somebody in upper management would take.
There's just, yeah, there's just something about it that just, I don't know what it is.
Her hair looks nice.
I just don't like it.
Her hair does look nice.
She has posted a photo and has captioned it, Vice President Pence praying with the coronavirus team.
Praying hands, flexing arm, American flag.
This administration invites God's help.
Keep holding them up in prayer.
And yeah, it's a photograph of some room in the White House and all these dumbasses are praying inside of the room and inviting God's help to fight the coronavirus.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
I want to know, like, I want to hear the prayer.
I want to play a drinking game where you take a drink every time they say, Father God.
Uh, yeah.
It's probably not a good prayer.
It's probably not a particularly inspiring prayer.
It's probably fairly boring.
I just love that this administration invites God's help.
Like, I love the idea of, like, God being a catty bitch who's like, oh, you don't want my help?
Fine.
Okay.
That's all right.
No, no, no.
I didn't want to help anyway.
No, it's all right.
I also like the idea of Obama being like, uh, no thank you.
We don't want your help.
We're not inviting you.
We're going to deny your help.
Yeah.
Me, as the Antichrist, I have the power to repel God's help.
Yeah, I can override the help.
I can override the help.
The comments on this were just so great.
And I mean, yeah, it's funny.
We're praying.
We're praying for the end of the coronavirus.
These comments get into it.
Cindy Hundley Witt says, So comforting knowing our leaders know where our help comes from.
I feel cozy knowing that they know it is from God.
Uh, yeah, and this is just, like, such a great, I don't know, example of, like, right-wing, at least, like, conservative right-wing politics.
Like, uh, we know where our help comes from, and it's, uh, it's not from, like, community, it's not from organizing ourselves, it's not from, like, withholding our labor or collective action.
Or direct action, uh, it's from waiting around for God to do something about it.
Yeah, I mean that's what you do.
Uh, you know, you say strike, I say pray.
Don't have a sit-in, have a prayer-in.
Yeah.
That's what they're doing there.
Like, the plagues were kind of like direct action, but from God.
See, what you need to do is you need to occupy those pews.
That's what we need to do.
Yeah.
I mean, like, killing the firstborn son of, like, the rulers in Egypt, like, that's some pretty gnarly, like, revolutionary acts, you know?
Yes, yeah, and that's all we really had to do was pray for that.
Like, like, people are still mad about the, about the Haitian Revolution, apparently, because that had a body count.
But as long as you're not the one doing it, as long as you're just praying for it to happen, and then God does it.
God does the dirty work for you.
So you're saying that we should start praying for the death of the firstborn of all the billionaires?
Nah, I think there's better ways.
More effective ways?
I think so.
And also ways that involve the actual billionaires?
Jordan Merriman says, we are so blessed that Trump administration fired the U.S.
pandemic response team in 2018 so we could just pray instead.
Yep!
Obviously sarcastic.
Pretty good comment.
Love that comment.
I didn't know that was a thing either until that, you know?
I mean, it might be a thing.
It might not be a thing.
Who knows?
Peggy Willett responds, God is more efficient, but he has got this.
Where's your faith?
And again, this is just like such a perfect representation of conservative politics.
Yeah.
Like she said, hey, Trump fired the team that would have like been most adept at or was like it was their job to handle this.
It was their stated mission.
Their experience served to handle something like this.
And Peggy Willits like, well, God is more efficient.
Are you saying that like an omnipotent being can't do a better job?
Do you realize how much time those people waste?
God actually is the only zero emissions way to take care of this.
Is God.
So we're already tithing, right?
We're already all giving 20% pre-tax income to the church And then on top of that, we have to pay taxes.
And I mean, I don't pay attention, but I'm sure my taxes are like, you know, 50%.
Like I make, like Peggy is Peggy.
I make, you know, probably like $30,000 to $40,000 a year.
So the government therefore takes like 50% to 60% of my check, I think.
And yeah, God does so much more with only 20%.
It's true.
Much cheaper.
That is, yeah.
You know what it is?
God's overhead.
Really got it figured out.
There's just a lot of waste in the bureaucracy of government employees.
And also, God's workers, they don't have a union.
No.
I mean, they're all dead.
Yeah, but they also don't have a union, so they don't have to pay him as much?
Well, I don't think you have to pay him anything, because they're not alive.
That's true.
I don't think dead people have rights.
I think you're correct.
When God uses dead people, it's to serve us, but when the Democrats use dead people, it's to serve themselves in the voting booth.
Or to donate the baby organs.
And yeah, I just love this.
Let's fire the whole government because God is just more efficient.
Where's your faith?
It's perfect.
It's just like absolute nonsense.
You're working backwards from the premise of, I hate government.
And you're like, well, I don't know.
God's probably doing something up there, don't you think?
He's probably doing it.
We should get a campaign going right now where we push people who are really true believers to write in God in November.
To just write in God.
And then maybe we can get God elected.
I mean, you know how these people spell God now, don't you?
That's true.
That is true.
T-R-U-M-P.
Yep.
But, like, we tell them that we elect God into the White House by writing God in, and naturally Trump will be the VP.
If you wrote in God, Emperor, Trump, would they have to accept it?
Oh, that's a good question.
I don't know the rules on that.
Me neither.
I want to believe yes.
I know you can misspell the name slightly.
I think that's okay.
I think it's like a, what do you call it?
I guess a Jeopardy question where Trebek has to go to the judges to see if they can accept it or whatever.
Because the answer is like slightly off or worded incorrectly or whatever?
Like a challenge?
Yeah, they probably get a couple people to kind of sign off on it.
This person wrote down Trump.
What do we do with this one?
We can't tell if they're trying to own him or vote for him.
Yeah, I'm really confused.
Is this actually a vote for Hillary?
Is that what this is?
This is John Oliver's ballot.
Is he just trying to, like, promote his TV show?
Is this a serious vote?
Um, and yeah.
I think... I think that's it.
That's it for the coronavirus.
Oh man.
That's... Be careful out there, y'all.
Just wash your hands.
That's what you gotta do.
Wash your hands before you touch your grandma's face.
Wash your hands before Joe Biden comes up and kisses you on the lips.
I know it's going to be hard, but just try not to touch your grandma's face or kiss Joe Biden on the lips.
We got to protect Joe in that way.
Yeah.
Or like definitely go kiss Joe Biden on the lips.
If you have coronavirus and you're not kissing Joe Biden on the lips, then what the fuck are you doing?
I think he will accept you.
I think he would be open to that.
Yeah.
I'm willing to contract coronavirus just to kiss Joe Biden on the face.
On the mouth.
to tongue Joe Biden.
So the black grifter Facebook activist crew had another meeting with Trump apparently, Right?
With the most incredible...
The most incredible photo of all time.
All of them.
That too.
Behind the desk.
Yeah.
It gave me the exact opposite feeling that the Obama rappers video.
I pictured it with J. Cole and Common and all them.
It's the exact opposite feeling was seeing Diamond and Silk.
Mr. Terrence K. Williams.
Mr. Terrence K. Williams.
I'll describe the photo to the listener here.
It's Trump sitting behind his desk, head bowed, hands folded, and a bunch of right-wing black activists, including a white woman with blonde hair directly behind him.
But we got Diamond and Silk, and I think it's Terrence Williams just to his right.
Yep.
And they're all putting hands on Trump.
They're all laying hands on Trump and praying for him.
And it's like the photo is kind of darkly lit like it's taken at night and there's like one light in the background uh it's it's a very like striking photo um and it just it reminds me of the photo where Trump and like this Saudi leaders of Saudi Arabia were putting their hands on the orb yep and like how you know in that photo
I mean, it might be a cultural Saudi thing, but to me, a Western imperialist, it just looked like pure evil.
It looked like the orb represented evil, and Donald Trump and the leadership of Saudi Arabia were claiming that evil for their own, to utilize and to harness for the betterment of themselves.
Yeah it definitely looks like something like gives you energy or like sucks energy out of you or like Or as a key to some sort of doomsday device.
It's definitely ominous looking, yeah.
And so when I look at this photo, I'm reminded of the same thing.
I'm reminded of a bunch of grifters, a bunch of peddlers, and careerists, and social climbers just holding an evil object.
Putting their hands on a bright white evil object in order to Gain its power or wield its power for their own motives.
And in this case, the bright white evil object is Donald Trump.
But in this case, the power is like the power of the grift.
I mean it's kind of the same, it's just a slightly smaller scale.
Yeah, it's working.
And it's funny because I think it's Silk.
Is Silk the hype girl?
Yes, I believe so.
Yeah, so Silk is the one who's like closest to Trump and then Diamond has her hands on Silk from behind.
But Silk only has one hand on Trump.
She has her left hand on Trump's shoulder and then her right arm is doing like a robot arm.
It's like a hover hand on Trump but there was like no more room to touch Trump so she just has it like at her side like a robot.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
I like that.
It's a great straight.
Yeah, so, uh, the most eventful part of this meeting, though, I think, uh, was when a... Is this Kingface who said this?
Yeah, I believe so.
I don't know who Kingface is.
Do you know who Kingface is?
No, but I don't know who it is, but whoever said it seems to be like a spectator almost.
Like it's coming from behind the camera, or is it someone behind him?
He's just on the other side of the table.
The camera is just on Trump, Silk, and Terrence K. Williams, but it's somebody who's sitting on the other side.
Kingface, I'm assuming that means he's doing like Martin Luther Kingface, which...
Seems bad, but he is African-American, so maybe it's okay.
It's less offensive, I guess.
I don't know.
It's not really my lane.
It would be if what you're about to say he says never happened.
Yeah, we'll just play it for the list.
But now it's offensive.
I don't want to interrupt, but I gotta say this because it's Black History Month.
- Man, you the first black president. - So he says, "I don't want to interrupt, "but man, I gotta say this, "'cause it's Black History Month.
Man, you're the first black president.
And then, uh, they all cheer, and Trump, uh, looks happier than I've ever seen him.
It's, yeah, he's, he's like, I've never seen him like, like shook, like blushing.
Like, the only way that would have been any better is if some beautiful woman told him he had a huge penis.
He points across the table at him?
Like, no you to man.
No you to first black president.
Which is the right move because, you know, the conversation amongst black men is, you know, hey you look great today.
Hey man, I'm just trying to be like you.
And so he's doing that right.
So good on him for that.
And then he slaps the table, and then he folds his arms and leans back in his chair more satisfied than he has ever been in his entire presidency.
It's it's this is like all this is all he wanted, right?
Because like, you know, there's one, you know, the most of the libs criticisms of him are If not off base, they're just kind of petty or like Pretty shallow, you know, there's not a lot of like depth or analysis to Trump's psyche.
But one thing I think that they do have right, it's still pretty obvious, it's not very deep, is just how much he hates Obama and just how much he is living in Obama's shadow.
And so yeah, this is all he needed to hear was that, no, no, no, Obama was actually not the first black president.
That is you.
I hate it in so many ways.
I already hated when people would make that joke about Bill Clinton.
Um, it wasn't a joke at first.
Oh, no, I know, but I mean, but, but it was like, that joke was like, he, he plays saxophone and gets his dick sucked.
No, no, no, no.
I think it was like, I think it was like on the cover of Time Magazine and shit.
Like it wasn't a joke.
It was like, he's spiritually the first black president.
Like it was before the Monica Lewinsky thing.
But, but comedians were like making that joke.
You know?
And like so I'm saying I hated that joke because like comedians were making that joke.
Black comedians are making that joke.
And I hated that joke and I hate this one even more because we you know literally had a black president and I hate that he was like you know what at first he probably workshopped this.
He was gonna say like you're the best black president but then he was like no no no I'm gonna say you're the first one.
We're gonna go ahead and pretend like he didn't exist.
Well, it's the same thing with saying a hundred percent of people who lived under socialism died.
Yes, exactly.
It's to say, like, you're already so incredibly full of shit.
Everybody knows you're full of shit.
You might as well just make people as mad as possible while you're being full of shit.
Yeah, exactly.
He may as well go for it.
But if you're going to do something, you do it right.
Yeah, absolutely.
It just makes zero sense.
He's literally just saying it to flatter Trump.
But also just to like trigger liberals like that's that's all it or to trigger black people you know that's that's like all it because it's like even if he believes that like Trump has been enormously beneficial to uh african americans in this country it doesn't make him black that it doesn't mean he is in africa it's just literally like what's the most ridiculous thing i can say to like make news to get clicks
It worked too because I have a very visceral response to hearing it every time.
It was funny, I don't usually engage with these things, but on Twitter I was like, I did comment, replied to the video, I said Peak Coonery, and everybody was just calling me racist.
Hell yeah.
Bunch of white people calling you racist.
Bunch of white people calling me racist.
It was great, and it's exactly what I wanted to happen.
Well see that's good, we've been asking white people to call out racism for years now, and when they finally do you're gonna get mad at it?
Yeah.
I told you a long time ago, I was talking to my mom when I referred to somebody as being a house negro, and my mom was like, should you say that?
And I was like, should you say what I should say about that?
She was like, good point, good point.
What was I going to say here?
I think it's very funny that Terrence Williams is sitting next to Trump when this happens.
Because Terrence Williams is 100% putting himself to bed tonight because he's not the one who came up with this.
Absolutely.
He's furious.
You're absolutely right.
Just steaming.
It was right there all the time.
This is totally something Terrence K. Williams would have said.
Yep.
Yep.
He probably already did say it, honestly.
I think so.
You're just too much of a coward to say it on camera to Trump.
Yeah, I don't think he even, but I don't even, yeah, he didn't have the gall to.
Yeah, so I don't did you want to go first with with your Twitter responses?
Or you want me to go with the Facebook responses?
Oh, yeah, I did get some off Twitter.
They're pretty funny It's it's really like the perspective I saw were just really interesting and that whole thing one of them was a Newton Marshall who said, um, I enjoyed this.
I truly believe the current president loves black Americans as much or more as any other Americans and is trying to do right by them.
Which is like wild.
Uh, this person's implying that like Trump treats black people better than everybody else?
That they have like a, he's giving them like an upper hand?
Like now we live in like a Black supremacist society where we have a leg up?
We live in a reverse racist society.
Like now I'm going to get a job, I'm not going to get pullovers often, all the good things are going to happen to me.
Suddenly your family is going to have more generational wealth and you're going to get hired by your father in a senior VIP position.
Like he's done all these things for black people I don't know what they're referring to whenever people talk about doing things for black people.
What has he done for black people?
I have no idea what they're referring to.
I mean, they'll cite the unemployment rate.
Yeah, I can say that.
They'll cite those things, but it doesn't really make any sense.
It's fucking wild to me.
Well, you have a job now, don't you?
Are you not grateful for that?
I mean, I'm really grateful for my part-time job that I'm averaging, like, 20 hours a week at.
I'm really grateful for that.
Yeah, say thank you.
Yeah, I mean, thank you.
Like, I'm literally doing... Thank you... to... Thank you, God King Trump.
I appreciate that.
That's what I put on my resume.
Was that so hard?
I just prayed for it, and it happened.
Um, yeah, like that's fucking stupid.
I don't understand, like, I don't understand it.
Because even if you believe that Trump likes black people, he clearly likes white people way more.
I mean, that shit, you know, he clearly likes white people way more.
I mean, just to break it down, look at his relationship with Tom Brady and Colin Kaepernick.
You know?
It's that simple.
Another one I saw on Twitter that wasn't so insightful but I liked it a lot because it was just really bizarre.
Trump 2Q2Q as in 2020 but with Q's instead of O's.
Fuck yeah.
Really good.
It says, true, referring to Trump being the first black president.
True.
True.
But I wish that Elvis got that kind of love from the black community after everything he did for black music and people during For black music and people during a much worse time in history.
Why didn't anybody ever call Elvis the first black rock and roller?
I mean, that's like...
That's close to being on par with this comparison.
Calling Donald Trump the first black president is kind of like calling Elvis the first black rock and roll musician.
Yeah, you're the first black guitar player.
You're the first black rock and roll musician.
You're the first black dancer.
Just how insane you have to be to think of that.
To think that that would be a thing to say at all.
And he was playing black music and caring for the black community, apparently, in a time when things were much worse for black people in America.
So he deserves even more credit.
Yeah, it's almost like things were worse for black people in America because a fucking white guy could just come along and do what you guys did at half the rate, with half the excellence, and become the world's biggest musician.
And it's like I said, it's a really weird thing to see this and immediately think like, man, Elvis really never got a fair break, fair shake there, huh?
And then I look at this guy's profile and his, his, his profile pic is Elvis.
It's a closeup of Elvis like looking super stoned.
Yeah, it's actually a cool picture of Elvis.
Um, and then his fucking banner on his Twitter is a map of what appears to be just like the South.
Um, And then on the left is Elvis Presley singing in a microphone and on the right is Martin Luther King Jr.
talking into a microphone.
Like these two icons, do you think they ever like met even?
I like to think that like this person has, they like watched Forrest Gump wrong.
Like, instead of Forrest Gump influencing Elvis and, like, you know, influencing JFK and, you know, all those things that Forrest Gump did, it was actually Elvis who was influencing the black community.
I bet Elvis had a hand in inspiring Martin Luther King Jr.
So what's really funny is I just looked up Elvis Presley and Martin Luther King Jr.
There's no pictures of them together, but there are so many pictures of them photoshopped together.
There's a bunch of different ones with words like, if I can dream in front of it.
Weird.
It's really, really strange.
And then Elvis with other black people also shows up when you google that.
But maybe there's some like history with them together.
I mean, I don't know man.
It's very weird.
Are they both from Memphis maybe?
Is that a thing?
Are they both from Memphis, maybe?
Is that a thing? - I don't know where King is from. - Yeah, I don't know, but it's...
And also, Elvis has a song called "If I Can Dream." Yeah.
But, like, that's really, yeah, it's really, it's definitely some... Some, like, white romantism, you know, there, because... I love that, because I've always been annoyed with, like, the love of Elvis.
Like, I've always felt like Elvis is, like, the white chocolate to chocolate as...
White Chocolate is like Elvis's to rock and roll.
Sure.
It's the same thing.
It's called Chocolate, but it just has none of the actual things in it.
I mean, I like some Elvis songs passively, but there's no comparison between him and Little Richard or something.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's really weird to see this weird correlation, this weird grouping them together.
It's so strange.
I don't understand it at all.
Yeah, I mean, I love where this guy's head's at, though, you know?
Like, hey, listen, I think it's good that Trump got credit, you know?
Got some credit.
But how come, you know, how come Bing Crosby never got the love from the black community?
I think, you know, he deserved a lot of credit for all the stuff he did.
I think he was probably the first black actor.
I think so.
I think we can be safe in saying that.
Yeah, we need to follow Trump 2Q2Q, whose actual handle is at J underscore 256.
Yeah, he's great.
We need to follow his work.
We need to see how he incorporates Elvis into future developments.
You know who's not at all like the coronavirus?
Elvis Presley.
Okay, my turn here?
Yeah?
Yep.
Okay.
So on Facebook, Walter D. Bielkowski responds to Trump being the first black president with, how about just being our American president?
Tilde question mark smiley face.
I love this.
Why does he have to rub it in our faces?
I can't just be the American one.
Why does he have to rub it in that he's the first black president?
Okay, fine.
Also, how could he possibly be the first American president?
How would that be an option?
Yeah, no.
See, that's why.
He needs to emphasize the blacks so he can be the first of something.
I love it.
And also, I do feel like this is another case of white fragility.
It's like, why you gotta make this about race all the time?
Yeah.
Well, we have a similar comment here.
Carla Pascarelli says, he is the president for all Americans.
He will bring this country together.
I have love for all people.
Don't see color.
Never did.
Never will.
Yeah.
Smiley face with like hearts rubbing its face.
And I like this.
He could be the first black president.
I wouldn't know.
Yeah.
I don't see that sort of thing.
I mean, I've heard he's tall, but I didn't know that that was why, because I don't see those things.
Um, Osman Cruz commented, uh, it appears that Obama wasn't black enough, lol.
And the guy who posted this says he most certainly was not!
And I only voted for Obama because he was black.
Crying face.
Crying laughing face.
Now I'm voting for Trump because he's more black!
Crying laughing face.
So just like fucking stupid just like so stupid like not even good at your own grift.
Because you don't have to be you don't have to be good at this grift because the grift itself is based on just like pure idiocy.
Absolutely but it's almost like um they're so used to being called like Uncle Toms and like House Negros and Coons and stuff that They're like, well, maybe if we just move the goal line.
Maybe if we call Trump black, I'm definitely black.
If Trump's a black president, then I'm for sure at least a black person.
Even though I have these counterintuitive, really bad for the culture and for the existence, I support these things.
As long as Trump's black, I'm still black.
I like that.
I think it's like just leaning into it, you know?
It's like the way 4chan and the alt-right just leaned into racism and owned it and decided not to be embarrassed by it.
And kind of like the way Trump leans into his racism, you know?
Not being defensive about it, not trying to defend himself at all, just plainly stating his bigotry out in the open, you know?
There's kind of like...
People don't know how to really respond to that because there's like this, there's like this liberal mindset where we have to debate.
We have to honor somebody's opinions.
We have to try and like rhetorically convince somebody, uh, to come to our side or to change their opinion or whatever.
Uh, and when it's like so clear that somebody is like beyond that, You don't know how to react to it because liberals don't really have a game plan for actual politics.
It's all just like, well we need to form a consensus and we need to meet in the middle and it's never like, no those are people that we just have to beat.
Those are people that we just have to make sure don't get power.
We don't have to meet in the middle with them, we have to destroy them.
Exactly.
Because there is no convincing Terrence K. Williams that what he's doing is bad.
I'm never going to do that.
He's never going to have a come to black Jesus moment.
He might even know it's bad, but he also knows he makes money off of it.
So what is the value of being good if he's making money being quote bad?
Exactly, yeah.
He's getting invited to the White House.
That's so wild.
I can't believe that he is there.
And like, wow.
Started from the bottom, now he's there.
Our baby boy, dude.
Yeah, good for him.
Um, fuck him!
So that's just, these people, like, they're already gonna get shit for supporting Trump openly.
So, like, there's no incentive for them to, like, try and explain, or try and be rational, or whatever.
Because if they were rational about it, they'd be like, no, this is a grift.
Like, um, this is an easy way to elevate my brand and to get clicks and all that.
Like, that's them being honest, but they can't say that.
So it's just, yeah, let me just even lean even more into it and make you mad.
Make your liberal brain who tries to, like, you know, uh, debate me or whatever, make that part of you mad.
Um...
So anyway, yeah, I only voted for Obama because he was black.
Like, just saying the thing that Republicans accused people of color of doing.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's why I voted for him.
So, yeah, so you're also getting in on the leaning into it and hoping to get clicks for Minion Death Cult?
Well, no, I voted for him, he's black, and then he really did let me down.
I agree with a lot of their sentiment about Barack Obama.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Go on.
I mean, I think he was a huge letdown.
I don't think he did enough for Black America as he should have.
I think that, you know, we were being gunned down in the streets by police while he was in office, and not much was said about it.
Not enough was said about it, and now he's radio silenced.
Now, that does not mean that I agree With anything else they're saying.
Yeah, and I think that might not be why they dislike Obama.
No, that's not why.
No, and it's not that like...
You know, maybe this is me assuming too much, but I think it's they see the grift, they see the political moment, an opportunity to be pro-Trump, anti-Obama, and fortunately for them, there is a, like, huge wealth of failures to draw on from the Obama administration that they can just, like, you know, either listen to Republican talking points about it, listen to leftist talking points about it, listen to leaders of the black community,
And the criticisms that they have of Obama, and just like, point to those and be like, that's why I like Trump.
It's because Obama was bad on these.
And of course it doesn't make an internal sense because it's not like Trump is gonna be better on any of those things.
But it's just, you know, it's an easy excuse.
Yeah, now I'm voting for Trump because he's more black.
And like, that's all you have to say.
He's the black one.
It's so gross.
I hate it so much.
This last one here is incredible to me.
So somebody posted like a photo in the comments of this somebody posted a photo of like It was either a like swap meet or like a indoor convention like a political convention or something and
Where some vendor was selling both a Nazi flag and a Trump flag, and then a bunch of bumper stickers with your usual racist uncle sayings on them.
And they were doing this to show you...
Like, who actually supports Trump?
Do you want to identify with these people who, like, are clearly very racist and support Trump?
Warren Hammond replies and says, if you were smart like Dominic, so the original poster, if you were smart like Dominic, you would know what's going on.
But you're not.
So let me explain.
The stupid white racists know Trump loves black people.
Just look at his bills aimed at the black community, where he's embarrassed the Obama administration in that area.
Plus his daughter-in-law is Jewish and he supports Israel.
So these smart evil racists act like they support Trump in hopes of fooling uneducated people like you.
And judging by some of these mean-spirited black folks that are trolling my brother, Dominique, it's working.
Don't you feel stupid that toothless skinheads are more smarter than you?
Geez.
Let me repeat this.
So these smart evil racists act like they support Trump in hopes of fooling uneducated people like you.
So the racists are playing 1488th degree chess.
Yep.
To trick people of color into turning against Trump who is beneficial to the black community and therefore hurting their own race.
Amazing.
I hate this because I keep on hearing about these bills and these things that are good for black people in America and I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Like, they don't ever talk about what bills they're talking about.
They just say, he passed bills, and I don't know what the fuck they're talking about, and it drives me insane.
It's like, I wish they would at least reference something so I can rebuttal, you know?
But they're just like, no, the ones.
You know the ones.
Yeah, I mean he did criminal justice reform, but I don't even know what was in that bill.
Like he commuted some sentences.
I give Kim Kardashian more credit for that than Trump.
And I think that was like just the once.
Well, there was some criminal justice bill that I think he passed and it was because Jared Kushner had a vested interest in it because Jared Kushner's dad was in federal prison.
Wild.
And so the bill somehow related to his situation, if I remember correctly, but I didn't hear too much about it.
I don't know.
It can't have been that great.
Whatever it was, it can't have been that good.
No.
Yeah, he's definitely not helping anybody out.
That's for sure.
I don't know what the fuck they're referring to.
It's so big-brained.
Racists only like the guy who is obviously racist because it will make other people think the obvious racist is racist and then they won't let him help them.
It's such a huge, huge brain.
So good.
Hey, uh, that's the episode.
Thanks so much for listening.
Um, I wanted to shout out, so I forgot to do this at the top.
Uh, should we, should I read this comment?
This long copy pasta here?
Uh, yeah, it's pretty fun.
Well, let's do the shout out and then just read it and then just bounce.
Okay, so, uh, I was on the Neighbors Science Podcast, um, which is, like, leftist slash anime podcast, um, and we talked about, uh, so the name of the episode is Mecha Madness 3, and it's like a short series of, like, mecha-themed anime, uh, that they're covering, and we talked about Big O, which is a show that I'd never seen before,
Uh, but was very entertaining and almost, like, beautiful at points.
Uh, it's really cool.
It's, like, about this city of people who have collective amnesia.
There was some, like, disastrous event that happened in, like, the last 40 years.
And basically everybody can't remember previous to those 40 years.
But the show is also just kind of like a gratuitous toy commercial.
So there's not much continuity from episode to episode.
So there are basically like plot holes or just like...
Vagueness in the canon of the show that would otherwise be, like, confusing or, you know, unhelpful to the viewer, but because the premise of the show is collective amnesia, because the premise of the show is that, like, nobody really knows what's going on, it actually works.
It actually lends itself to, like, the, uh...
The nebulous nature of reality and memory that the show is trying to explore.
And it also relates to politics just in that there is like a huge wealth discrepancy.
You know, in this city it's like Gotham, you know, jacked up to the extreme.
And it's almost just like people forgot how to do class consciousness.
People forgot how to do organizing or politics in general.
And so it's a lot like our current situation in that way.
And it's a lot like the way capitalism sort of uses a lack of historical material analysis to keep To keep one of the classes subjugated, basically.
Pretty interesting, had a lot of fun doing that episode.
That is Neighbors Science, the podcast.
We also got a shout out, Psychic Dolphin Garage YouTube.
Our friend Dennis Ricardo does a series on there called history with a porpoise get it dolphin garage and Tony and I were lucky enough to do vocal work on his most recent episode about the Black Panthers For some reason I had to play the villain in that episode.
I'm not sure why Yeah, I was pretty stoked with what I got to read.
It made me feel really nice.
I wasn't given an explanation as to why I had to be J. Edgar Hoover, but anyway.
I'm really stoked on that.
I really like, he's been doing some history videos for quite some time, so I'm really excited to see him jump on board with The Psychic Dolphin Garage crew, I think it's a match made in heaven, and I think they're gonna put out some awesome stuff.
Definitely watch that space.
Check out the Psychic Dolphin Garage YouTube.
It's good shit.
Yeah, we'll put that link in the show notes, as well as a link to Neighbor Science Podcast.
