Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we have shocking news: it turns out Clint Eastwood supports Mike Bloomberg, and furthermore, he might not have said all that stuff in the memes. Also: we explore an ad for a chintzy President Trump Sheriff's Badge and the awful cop meme page that spawned it Mogwai - Rano Pano
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| I mean, let's get right to the heart of it, the crux of it first. | |
| I'm very sad because apparently all those great conservative memes with Clint Eastwood weren't really from him. | |
| Who could have known that wasn't Clint Eastwood saying, I would rather shove a wet noodle up a bobcat's asshole in a telephone booth than listen to Nancy Pelosi give a State of the Union? | |
| Like, they think these are actual quotes. | |
| Clint Eastwood said this, he's on record saying this, and that's the only way you can put words in front of a picture of him. | |
| If you're just doing that, then you're smearing his character. | |
| You can only do that legally if he really said it. | |
| Yeah, if you're doing that, you're doing appropriation, you're doing Clint face. | |
| Are you telling me that Clint Eastwood doesn't really think that AOC is a special kind of stupid? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| This is heartbreaking for me. | |
| This is gutting. | |
| In their defense, I do read those in his voice. | |
| In kind of like a raspy voice. | |
| In the same tone that he would say racial slurs in Gran Torino. | |
| Like the same tone I hear him say AOC. | |
| Maybe, so does Clint Eastwood think that millennials really can start a revolution even though they can't start a lawnmower? | |
| You mean to say he actually doesn't feel that way at all? | |
| I want to say, I would, dude, please like I don't know, like people are telling us on this show to like, you know, Oh, get this person on or get this person on. | |
| Like, that's fine. | |
| Like I, you know, funny people, good podcasters or like, you know, reporters or whatever would love to have them on. | |
| My dream to have on would be the object of any of these memes. | |
| Would love, would love to have, uh, Clint Eastwood on, would love to have, um, What's his name? | |
| The Joker? | |
| Jack Nicholson on? | |
| We'd love to have Ray Liotta on. | |
| We'd love to have these people on and sit them down and go through their memes and ask them how they feel about each one. | |
| Each and every one. | |
| And we'd be surprised when they say, no, no, I said that. | |
| That's me. | |
| Could you imagine seeing a picture of you with something insane over it? | |
| Like, people assign that to you. | |
| I mean, that happens to celebrity all the time, but not with, like, vile stuff. | |
| You know? | |
| Yeah. | |
| There's celebrity rumors all the time, but they're not like, oh, we know that you're a conservative. | |
| We know you did that insane thing with Obama in the chair, but he wasn't in the chair. | |
| You must also feel this way. | |
| Yeah, you were that insane at the RNC. | |
| You must be that insane like all day, every day, with every one of your ideologies. | |
| Because part of me would be like Clint Eastwood saying, I never said that. | |
| I would love to be the one to be like, maybe you did though. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's kind of par for the course. | |
| My dream is to get Keanu Reeves on here and to not talk about his compassion for humanity, not talk about his history with tragedy, not talk about his wonderful acting career, not talk about his apparently amazing shooting abilities. | |
| Have you seen him run through that gun range? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's fucking incredible. | |
| No, fuck all that. | |
| I want to ask him if he really thinks that, since employees have to take a drug test, that people on welfare should also have to take a drug test. | |
| I want to ask him how he just feels about, like, the red pill in general. | |
| Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. | |
| Like, how do you feel being... That's a good... Yeah. | |
| I would really love to hear that. | |
| How do you feel about Neo making Neo-Nazis? | |
| I want to get the Wachowski siblings on here and ask them. | |
| Excuse me, the Wachowskis, who are proud trans individuals, when you created The Matrix and talked about the red pill opening your mind, were you talking about hyper-bigoted white nationalist ideology? | |
| Yeah! | |
| Is that what you were referring to? | |
| With the red pill? | |
| You meant for this to be used as, like, transphobic rhetoric, right? | |
| When you said, when you said, follow the white rabbit in the original Matrix movie, were you talking about assaulting women in the restroom? | |
| Was that what that was? | |
| That's what I got out of it. | |
| Yeah, so this is just a brutal day. |