The Stranger Things kids with their cool new pizza tattoos.. (clip)
Newsflash: work still sucks in 2020. Subscribe at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get episodes even when work prevents us from releasing free episodes ----- Two bits of good news! (three, if you count the release of this episode) Those cops who threw Nazi salutes in their class photo might actually get fired. Some folks are upset. The Stranger Things kids got cute temporary pizza tattoos! Looks like Qanon found out about it! Music: Pissed Jeans - Love Without Emotion
American Tailspin, last comment, says, Welcome to the hypocrisy of the, quote, progressives.
We all need to band together for the upcoming fight.
Civil War II or outright lawlessness and anarchy are dead ahead.
Yeah.
Minions Law.
Minions Law, that's a good one, too.
Civil War because we didn't like the Nazi salute.
Like, imagine how fucking backwards you are.
Imagine how, like, It's not civil war because our law enforcement offices are throwing up the Nazi salute, and that is bad, and we need to root this shit out immediately.
It's civil war because other people didn't like the Nazi salute.
Yeah, yeah.
Because again, if we're going to have a civil war, we should be fighting the Nazis.
I would think so.
That's kind of... I mean, we already have a president for fighting Nazis.
That's supposed to be the whole thing here.
So yeah, you're right.
But then you're like, no, it's not that.
It's that... Don't take away my right to be a Nazi or else we're gonna have to have a civil war.
Yeah, or else we're gonna be Nazis even harder.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, you think I'm being a Nazi now?
You just wait till the civil war starts.
You ain't seen Nazi yet.
B-b-b-baby!
Okay, let's move on to the next topic of the night.
That was so bad!
Thanks, dude.
I loved it.
So, Jeff Dougal posted into QAnon, follow the white rabbit, a tweet.
A screenshot of a tweet.
This is from a user named, uh, the handle is oef underscore trait der, t-r-a-t-e-r.
The Stranger Things crew with their cool new pizza tattoos.
And then it shows three of the kids from Stranger Things holding out their arms which all have pizza tattoos on them.
Yeah.
Which, when you sent me this, I was like, oh, cool.
Cool.
Cool, fun thing they're doing.
And then you're like, look at the group.
And I was like, oh no, QAnon.
Oh no, pizza.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
When I first saw this, I was just, I was just, oh no.
Sorry, kids.
Yeah, no.
What are you doing, kids?
Come on.
Don't you know any better?
Don't you know what this means?
Something so sweet is about to get fucking ruined.
Rachel Haradine says, the kid in the right, is he old enough?
And then Marty Bale says, old enough for the satanic pedos in Hollywood.
Yeah, which in case you guys weren't catching on to what's going on, this is kind of the first.
It's pretty obvious what they're insinuating here.
I also love how they're like, wait, wait, like he's old enough, right?
Like that one over there is old enough on the right.
Isn't that one cool?
Well, what they're talking about is old enough for tattoos.
That's what Rachel is talking about, which is obvious.
And Marty Bale is like, oh, he's old enough.
All right.
And he's like waggling his eyebrows at Rachel.
She's like, oh, gross.
For the satanic pedos.
Georgia Johnson Lujan says, So kids, you think those are cute?
Huh?
Right.
Yes.
Wait until you grow up and learn what they represent.
Sick!
Three exclamation points.
Actually, I fuck with Georgia.
Georgia's actually militantly vegan, like myself, and like, I think that the way that we just, you know, the way you portray pizza as something that's positive and good, it's really just like a waste of resources.
The milk that made that cheese, the meat that made that pepperoni, you know, that's all death and carnage.
Honestly, if it wasn't for that pizza, maybe Australia wouldn't be burning down right now.
I really need you guys to think about this stuff.
Pete's is disgusting and that's what she's talking about here.
I think I am going to be the anti-pedophile Moby.
I like how you have to clarify that it's a different Moby or something.
I'm gonna be the Moby of Pizzagate and I'm gonna get not a pedo tattooed in varsity font down both of my arms.
Down to your hands.
Yeah.
I'm picturing it too, because it's going to be not A on one arm and then pedo down the Yeah, I'm going to start a hardcore band about abstaining from pedophilia.
