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My grandchildren posing with the POTUS Home Alone 2, my favorite clip from the movie.

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation removed Our President Trump's cameo from Home Alone 2 in 2014, so people are very mad at CBS and a Virginia school district plans to allow students one excused absence to protest, so we should shoot them Music: Nocturnal Habits - New Skin Support the show and get bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

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	I'm Alexander Edward.
	And I'm Tony Boswell.
	We are Minion Death Cult.
	The world is ending.
	The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, aka CBS, is responsible.
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	What's up everybody?
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	We had some Scheduling errors and some, you know, scheduling complications in general.
	So, thank you for your patience.
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	We appreciate you folks.
	Plenty of good content over there, including our episode on the wild Christian slash Ayn Randian Christmas movie, Believe.
	Yeah, yeah, banger.
	Absolute banger.
	A movie where a small business owner is almost literally crucified because he refuses to single-handedly finance the city's annual Christmas pageant.
	And he has to do it.
	Literally beaten up and left for dead because he refuses to put on the pageant by himself and then he is saved by a young boy who is obsessed with the angel Gabriel.
	And dancing.
	So, uh, that's some fun stuff.
	You can get that at patreon.com slash minion death cult p-a-t-r-e-o-n dot com slash minion death cult.
	Um, yeah.
	Today, however, we're talking about a, uh, a different Christmas classic.
	Okay, we're talking about a couple stories.
	Before we get into that, I just want to read this.
	This one interesting exchange I found in the QAnon Follow the White Rabbit Facebook group.
	A couple interesting things about this post.
	A guy named Justin posted into the Facebook group, sort of relayed a Q drop.
	I think it was from, you know, probably 4chan or 8bit or wherever they're doing that stuff now.
	And it was a photo of Trump from inside Air Force One and it said something like, uh, stay tuned.
	Big things are coming.
	Uh-oh.
	And you know, like, everybody was like, oh my god, I totally believe this, the big things are coming, uh, they've been saying it so often, so frequently, that it must be true, it must be going to happen.
	Um, actually, I'm just kidding, because plenty of people were like, fuck you, to this guy, inside the QAnon Follow the White Rabbit group.
	Just, like, half the responses were just completely jaded, like, yeah, okay, whatever, you've been saying this for years.
	Cool story, bud.
	Yeah.
	Hey, why don't you execute a few politicians and then get back to me?
	What have you- Who have you executed for me lately?
	Yeah, come on.
	Give me something to work with here.
	Give me some execution.
	Give me some frickin' blood.
	Give me some good faith hangings, okay?
	And then we'll work something out, you know?
	No, but people were like, yeah, yeah, I've heard it before, whatever.
	But anyway, one person.
	So going off this cryptic text, big things coming, stay tuned.
	Mike Wilson commented, Tom Hanks big.
	Yes, very good joke.
	I get that this is a good joke.
	It seems like a joke, which is a rare thing.
	You don't always get this kind of levity in the QAnon Follow the White Rabbit Facebook group.
	But yeah, it seems like a joke.
	Like, hey, Tom Hanks did that movie big.
	Tom Hanks big.
	That's what we're gonna get.
	We're not gonna get any actual revelation about the swamp being drained or the nefarious globalist order being overthrown.
	We're just gonna get that movie from Tom Hanks.
	Yeah.
	The one where they play the chopsticks on the big piano.
	And someone got my kid one of those for Christmas and I hate that person.
	But yeah, they made that famous.
	That movie where an adult woman has sex with a man with the mind of a child.
	Classic movie we all know and love.
	Sounds like a Thursday to me.
	Because men are children.
	You're the man-child in this?
	No, I was the woman in this.
	Never mind.
	I can't be Tom Hanks.
	I can't take that clout.
	Never mind.
	Yeah, I'm going to keep talking.
	I'm going to go brush right past this.
	So, Mike Wilson says, Tom Hanks big.
	And then Mark F. Brown replies, what do you mean big?
	That he received an honorary citizenship from Greece?
	We still have an extradition treaty with them.
	And then Marvin Heath replies to both of them, you may be on to something.
	I saw a headline stating that Tom has acquired citizenship in Greece.
	Yep.
	Did you see a headline saying that?
	Is this the headline you're seeing?
	Is this a big deal?
	Yeah.
	I wonder how Mark felt reading that reply.
	How Mike felt?
	Mike's the joker.
	No, how Mark felt.
	Mike's the joker.
	I know, but Mark was the one saying it's not that big of a deal.
	And then Marvin's like, this might be a big deal.
	Well, this is a thing they heard.
	This is a thing they all heard.
	They all heard that Tom Hanks is receiving an honorary Grecian Greek citizenship.
	So, hmm, right?
	We're all rubbing our chins at this news.
	I don't know what it means, but I do know that it has to mean something.
	Something, yeah.
	And I think that's a great summation of the Q Movement, is just, I don't know what this means, but it has to mean something.
	I love how this comment gets more credence than the actual post itself.
	I love that this guy tried to make a joke, and it was just completely indistinguishable from your laughable belief system.
	You literally cannot make a joke because it is probably more coherent than whatever these other people are believing or writing or typing or relaying to each other.
	That must be a hard life to live.
	I don't know if you should be laughing or if you should be, you know, buying more like rations and stuff.
	Hey, that's kind of how I feel every time I look at our president.
	I don't know if I should be laughing or crying, because it's almost like the world is one big joke.
	And once you learn that, you can finally become who you were meant to be, which is the comedian.
	Yeah, so I don't know.
	Like, just imagine, like, seeing some cryptic, like, meaningless text where it says, you know, we are the news.
	Q. And some guy's like, I guess that makes us newsies.
	And then the reply is like, oh, what are you saying, that Christian Bale and Trey Parker are teaming up to expose the pedophiles behind the production of the Disney classic Newsies?
	They're like, yeah, man, that's exactly what I was saying.
	It's going to be a documentary.
	Yeah.
	Let's get on to our first story of the night.
	Pretty similar.
	Just media-based derangement.
	Popular media.
	Meaning so much.
	Popular media being just so important.
	Just the canary in the coal mine, really.
	You know, when you see these things.
	It may not seem like the end of the world, but what it does is it portends just a grave future that we're all trying to avoid.
	And what I'm talking about here is the CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Company, cutting Donald Trump from Home Alone 2.
	Okay?
	This is something that really happened.
	This is something that they really did.
	And it's something that we're all upset about because, frankly, Probably the best part of the movie.
	When you get to see- What's up there?
	You get to see your president on TV.
	You know, it's not so often that you get to see him on TV.
	I mean, unless you're like watching CNN or MSNBC or Fox News or NBC or C-Span.
	I don't know, probably other channels too.
	I like it because it reminds me of the good old days when he was like just a slumlord.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So this caused quite a bit of stir when people realized that their favorite president had been exiled from the classic film Home Alone 2, which is a Christmas movie.
	So it was playing, you know, this year around this time.
	And people noticed.
	And here's from PJ Media.
	Remember we watched it on tour?
	We did.
	We watched it, yeah.
	You didn't want to see it.
	You thought that the Trump cameo was still going to be in there, and you were afraid to be triggered.
	Yeah, and I was like, I won't look at him.
	I'm not doing it.
	But then I assured you.
	I said, don't worry.
	Our media has our best interests, and surely they will have cut his appearance from this movie.
	I want to be tickled, not triggered.
	Yeah.
	So here's the story.
	I believe PJ Media broke this story.
	Broke this breaking news that Trump was removed from Home Alone 2.
	CBC cuts Donald Trump's, quote, Home Alone 2 cameo out of broadcast.
	This is an article from December 25th, 2019.
	Matt Margolis is spending his Christmas writing about how the Canadian broadcasting company cut a scene of Donald Trump out of their movie.
	Home Alone 2, lost in New York, is full of violence that, in my opinion, exceeds the physical comedy of the original film and is borderline barbarism.
	I don't remember it being that much worse than the first one, but I guess it's pretty gnarly.
	It's time to make your choice, Western society.
	Home Alone 1 or barbarism?
	It's a tough one.
	The main antagonists were subjected to bricks thrown at them from atop a building, being shot with a staple gun, having their heads lit afire and being electrocuted.
	It is actually hard to watch.
	The best part is everyone hearing that list had a little giggle picturing all those parts.
	No, yeah.
	Very funny stuff.
	But Matt Margolis is literally crying and shaking thinking about the violence in Home Alone 2.
	I'm almost positive every single one of those things happened in the original.
	Just about.
	I think there was more fire in this one.
	Dude, there's a blowtorch.
	Oh yeah!
	Blowtorch on whatever, what's-his-face's head.
	He gets hit in the face with a cement-filled paint can.
	Which one is the iron on?
	There's one where someone gets hit in the face with a hot iron.
	That's the first one.
	He hangs the heat rod on the handle so he burns his hand when he grabs it.
	It's a violent movie.
	It's a violent premise.
	He's protecting the homestead.
	Things are going to get a little rough.
	But yeah, no, this guy is like crying and shaking from Home Alone 2, but for CBC TV in Canada, the following scene was too much and had to be removed from their broadcast of the film.
	And yeah, it's the scene where, what's the Macaulay Culkin, Kevin?
	Kevin is lost in New York and he's, I don't know, in the Trump Hotel and he needs to know where the lobby is, even though that's like, pretty much the only place in a hotel besides the rooms.
	Yeah.
	And Trump is like, hey, I know that information because I own this place.
	And he says, it's right over there, little boy.
	And that allowed the filmmakers to film in the Trump Hotel for free.
	Trump literally was like, hey, I want to be in your movie.
	You can film here if I get to be in your movie, which arguably is like One of Trump's, I don't know, strengths or one of his like, what would you call it?
	Prescience?
	Like, he understood the power of media?
	I'm not joking.
	It sounds like I'm joking.
	Yeah, no, you're right.
	You're absolutely right.
	Yeah.
	He understood the power of media.
	This is like him paying, you know, the star reporter or whatever to get his name in the magazines, in the headlines.
	This is free exposure.
	free cut, free like, this is, you know, just free exposure.
	Yeah.
	Um, this is what we were hoping he was doing during the election.
	We were hoping he was just trying to get some exposure.
	That's probably what he was trying to do.
	He just was too good at it, god damn it.
	Shucks.
	So Trump tweeted out about how, wow, this breaking story that Home Alone 2 cut him out of the movie.
	CBC cut him out of Home Alone 2, and he tweeted out a story from a website called bizpakreview.com, which just sounds like a legit website for sure.
	The illustrious Bizpak.
	It starts, if you believe that virulent left-wing media bias only plagues the United States, you may be wrong.
	Which is something that I believed.
	I was under the impression that the U.S.
	was the farthest left country in the world, and our media was just the furthest, the most socialist and the most communist that existed.
	Yeah, definitely the most edited and censored, for sure.
	But apparently I was wrong, because the Canadian Broadcast Corporation seemingly demonstrated its own left-wing bias recently by removing President Donald Trump from a broadcast of the classic 1992 film Home Alone 2 Lost in New York.
	The original film contained a cameo in which the film's main character, a boy named Kevin, ran into then-businessman Trump at the Landmark Plaza Hotel in Manhattan.
	But according to viewers who tuned in to watch the film's broadcast on the CBC, the cameo was missing.
	And Ryan Fournier tweeted, this is an embedded tweet in the article.
	It's a good way to do an article.
	CBC TV in Canada has cut Donald Trump's Home Alone 2 cameo out of their broadcast.
	They're so triggered by him that they had to edit him out of the film.
	Absolutely pathetic.
	Yeah, and this has 38.7 thousand faves and, you know, probably tens of thousands of retweets and this is like news, this is a source.
	Ryan Foine was watching his TV, eat chomping on his popcorn, waiting for that Trump cameo and never got it and had to tweet about it, about how triggered CBC is by Trump that they couldn't give him his Trump cameo that he wanted so badly.
	Just to be 100% transparent, we do need to note that Ryan Fournier is verified.
	He does have a blue check, so this is authentic.
	This is true, yeah.
	Could you imagine noticing?
	Wait a second, hold on.
	Where's my guy at?
	That's the thing.
	This is my favorite scene, right here.
	It didn't happen.
	Did I miss it?
	There's so much going on here because... For one thing... It was a meme like two years ago.
	About how Trump is bad, or, I think it was like when he was running, that Trump was bad because he found a missing child in New York and didn't, like, help him or take him to the authorities or something.
	Do you remember that meme?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, exactly, yeah.
	It was like, don't elect Donald Trump because he sent a missing kid on his way instead of helping him, or something like that.
	So, it's... him being in this movie has been a meme, okay?
	So yeah, like, MAGA people are probably, like, watching Home Alone 2 with their families trying to red pill them or something, you know?
	And then, like, blowing on their Vuvuzela when Trump appears on screen or whatever.
	Yeah, they're probably like, we can't take a pee break until we see Donnie on the TV.
	Yeah, I'll pause it.
	And they didn't.
	Don't worry, I'll pause it.
	And they peed themselves.
	They peed themselves because they never showed up.
	So there were a bunch of pee-pee pants out there and it was all because of the CBC.
	Oh no.
	Oh no.
	Okay, I have a quote here.
	Alright?
	The Canadian network responds in this bizpackreview.com.
	As is often the case with features adapted for television, Home Alone 2 was edited to allow for commercial time within the format, a spokesperson with the Canadian network said in a statement to ComicBook.com.
	BizPakReview goes on to write, Is that true though?
	Analysis by PJ Media suggests not.
	Quote, Donald Trump formally announced his campaign in June of 2015.
	The first time the CBC's cutting of Trump's cameo appearance was acknowledged on Twitter was around Christmas that year, the conservative blog notes.
	And this is also in the article, fact check, colon, true!
	That's it.
	So the fact check is that the first time the CBC's cutting of Trump's cameo appearance was acknowledged on Twitter was around Christmas of 2015 is true.
	On Twitter?
	Not when it was done, but the first time it was noticed on Twitter?
	The first time it was acknowledged by other people who tweeted about it.
	Not acknowledged by the Broadcasting Corporation.
	Not acknowledged by some news outlet.
	Acknowledged by a random Twitter user who wanted to see their Trumpy on TV.
	And it's like... I love the mentality here is that...
	The mentality here is that, oh, they cut Trump from the movie after he announced his candidacy in 2015, as if he wouldn't still be considered a joke back then, which he totally was, and there would be no reason to cut him from a Canadian broadcast of the movie.
	Yeah, this had nothing to do with literally saving time, they were just like, this part's not that important, we can get rid of it.
	And the idea that, oh, nobody noticed he was missing until after he announced his candidacy is somehow proof that they cut him after he announced his candidacy, and not that nobody gave a fuck about his cameo before he announced his candidacy.
	And that's why nobody was tweeting about it, because our minds hadn't been completely melted by Trump's candidacy.
	And mind you, this had to be somebody, more than likely somebody Canadian, who noticed this.
	And CBC, yeah.
	Exactly, exactly.
	It had to be the exceptionally sick Canadians who were obsessed with Trump in 2015.
	Those people are fucked.
	So they included a tweet from CBC News Alerts in this article.
	More CBC News.
	The CBC edit of Trump scene from Home Alone 2 was done in 2014.
	CBC confirmed Thursday it deleted a scene featuring Donald Trump from the movie Home Alone 2 lost in New York in 2014 when they acquired the rights to the movie.
	It's still not there.
	It has to be re-removed.
	it's not clear how many additional times the CBC has aired Home Alone 2 this Christmas holiday season.
	All that's known for certain is that Trump's cameo was definitely removed this year.
	Still not there.
	It was definitely removed this year, as well as in 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, and according to the CBC 2014.
	Like it has to be re-removed.
	Like they have to like re-up the removal.
	Yeah, oh, and I want to say that underneath this tweet about the CBC saying that they removed it in 2014, BizPack Review editorializes, as of Friday, this hadn't been confirmed.
	Nor did everybody believe the network.
	So yeah, CBC, like, told us that they cut it in 2014, but did anybody, like, did Magadad6357 tweet about it being cut in 2014?
	No.
	No.
	This hasn't been confirmed.
	So yeah, it's not real yet.
	But yeah, Trump's cameo was definitely removed this year, as well as in 2018, 2017.
	Like, this whole article is just designed to make your dumbest relatives very mad.
	Mm-hmm.
	Like the language being- Every year's a transgression, like every time it's worse and worse.
	They had to keep cutting it because, you know, it's like hair.
	The cameo grows back and then you have to re-edit it out and it's just more offensive each time.
	It goes back thicker.
	Like just the language being used here is just it's it's Orwellian doublespeak you know like CBC cuts Donald Trump's Home Alone 2 cameo out of broadcast dot dot dot secret parentheses in 2014 you know what I mean like yeah yeah they cut it out uh five years ago anyway With this year's emission having since gone viral, the responses have multiplied.
	Look.
	Parentheses, language warning.
	And they embed some tweets.
	They embed some responses.
	Such as Deep Phantom, who says, The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation is a total Marxist-slash-Leftist traitorous of all Western nations, comma, but is forcefully funded by normal, comma, decent, comma, patriotic Canadian taxpayer monies.
	CBC's treatment of our republic's duly elected great President Trump is so dishonest and despicable!
	I love how they had to phrase this.
	They were like, traitorous of all Western nations.
	Yeah.
	Traitorous of, uh, Western society.
	Traitorous of our Western heritage.
	Yeah.
	That's insane, I love it.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, that's, you know, people are upset, such as our friend here, Deep Phantom.
	I love, like, including this person in your article as, like, an example of, like, normal everyday people are not gonna take this sitting down, such as Deep Phantom, who is just screeching on Twitter about Canada being traitorous to the U.S.
	Yeah, this is not just a slight.
	This is a slight against our leader.
	I love that.
	The whole thing is amazing.
	It's just, it's like... I don't know, man.
	You have to know, like, the culture or the dominant culture or at least the power structure is in your favor to include this deranged of a tweet as, like, evidence that something is... that you've been slighted or that something wrong has been done.
	Yeah, it's great.
	Let's get into our responses that we have culled for this show.
	Somebody commenting on the PJ Media Facebook post says, Would not expect anything less out of C space B space S. Stunts like this is why I do not watch C space B space S any longer.
	No, do you think that they just think that's like a, Oh, this, the, you know, the CBC is not a real thing.
	This must be a typo.
	They must mean CBS because CBS is also full of lies and CBS would totally do this.
	Is that what's happening here?
	I don't think so, I think maybe they're old and stupid and their eyes are bad.
	And they didn't read the article at all because the article says Canadian Broadcasting several times throughout.
	To see a full list, not exhaustive actually, but just a pretty lengthy list of people who thought the offense was perpetrated by CBS, go to our Twitter.
	It's very funny, people are saying.
	Yeah, I'm not surprised.
	They are the Communist Broadcasting System after all.
	Got em!
	That's exactly what they are, Frank.
	And feeling so good about it too.
	Feeling so good about those little gotcha comments.
	Like the opening line is Canadian Broadcasting System.
	Center.
	Channel.
	Corporation.
	Station.
	Shit.
	See, that's what happens.
	That's what they did.
	They fucked you up, dude.
	Yeah.
	It's working.
	I like the idea of CBS trying to do damage control and responding to each one of these.
	Be like, we would never cut the president out of Home Alone 2 if we had the rights.
	We would never let it to our president.
	Just like hemorrhaging the over 55 demographic because of a viral story about Canadian Broadcasting Corporation removing the Trump cameo.
	Just like CBS like looking at their quarterly reports or whatever and they're like, we lost we lost a hundred thousand viewers in December.
	What happened?
	I think we just need to play that scene looping it for a solid day.
	We can get them all back.
	Yeah, instead of a Christmas story on TBS, CBS is just gonna play the 39 second Trump cameo all day.
	Just looping, yeah.
	So Occupy Democrats Logic posted about this, you know, how, oh my God, this is so Orwellian.
	This is just, god, the left is so triggered and they can't stand seeing Trump and they're all communists and this is what communists do is they cut out things they don't like.
	They try to change history because they're little triggered babies and it's not at all me who is triggered by the absence of a Trump cameo.
	My favorite media boy in my favorite TV box show.
	It is them who are triggered.
	And even, yeah, somebody commented on the post that I did about this on the Minion Death Cult Facebook page.
	And they said, same energy.
	And it was that photo of Stalin posing with, I don't know, one of the people he had killed.
	And then the photo is missing him.
	You know, Lenin.
	I don't know.
	In the next one.
	And...
	He said, same energy.
	And it's like, yeah, it's the same exact energy.
	A fucking capitalist enterprise, a capitalist country cutting out a 39 cent second cameo so they can put more commercials in your fucking feet is definitely, definitely Stalinist, bro.
	It's definitely what that is, you fucking baby brain.
	Yeah, that's all it was.
	Yeah.
	It's just like, they're just trying to make some more money.
	They didn't realize what was going to happen here.
	And people are also like, uh, Trump was only on screen for three seconds.
	How... How is that gonna save time?
	And it's like, I would love, yeah, uh...
	They, like, they would think that, they think that scene, now that it's missing Trump, is, like, Kevin wandering through the lobby, and, uh, it cuts to just the next scene.
	Like, it shows him wandering to the lobby, and then you see, uh, another character start to turn around, and then it cuts to the next scene.
	That's definitely how they do editing for broadcast.
	I just want to see one where it's the whole scene, but like Donald Trump's like blurred out.
	Yeah.
	And like there's like a muffle over his voice.
	Or they deep fake Nancy Pelosi's face over his.
	And then she is the one who gets to help the boy.
	Yeah.
	That's what they would do probably.
	But then she tries to take him to be eaten, is what they would hope would happen.
	They would try to ADR dialogue over it, but she'd be too drunk and her dentures would fall out, so they wouldn't be able to do it.
	But Josh Holder comments on Occupy Democrats Logic, and this is in like the Spongebob case, the sticky caps.
	Yeah.
	Which I always feel like I'm doing wrong whenever I try to do it.
	I've drafted it so many times and it just doesn't feel right.
	I don't think there's a science.
	I mean, I have my personal taste, the way I like to do it.
	I think I've elaborated on this show, or at least on that awful sound, the way I like to do it.
	It's just because I don't really know Spongebob and I don't want to feel like a poser, you know?
	That's really all it is.
	No, Spongebob definitely stole it from, like, that's-so-random-I'm-not-like-other-girls-I'm-random typeface from, you know, the mid-2000s Myspace and stuff.
	Oh yeah, that makes sense.
	The way you would do that is you start with a lowercase.
	You have to start each word with a lowercase.
	That's my personal preference unless the letter is an I, the I should always be lowercase.
	So you can tell that it's an I and not a lowercase L.
	Yeah.
	So Josh Holder in the Sticky Caps says, quote, As is often the case with the features adapted for television, Home Alone 2 was edited to allow for commercial time within the format.
	Which is like a factual statement.
	Posted a meme of a guy who has a microwave for a forehead and his brain is cooking inside of the microwave and he's drooling because he's so freaking stupid.
	He looks like a reverse crane from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
	Yeah, he does.
	But the brain's on top of the face.
	Yeah, I mean like this is kind of a cool illustration if it wasn't so like cringingly ableist, you know?
	But yeah, he's like...
	He's, like, calling the statement stupid?
	Like, the person who is doing PR for the company, like, explaining when they cut it and why they cut it, like, that person is... is stupid?
	Yeah, it's... I don't understand.
	Like, it's like... Are they saying it's like lies?
	Are they saying it's just dumb?
	The criticism would be like you believing that would make you stupid or something.
	Ah, yeah.
	But that's... I mean, he's quoting the CBC here.
	And, yeah, I don't know.
	It's, um, yeah.
	It's just a bad meme.
	Yeah, I'm sure you're right.
	We'll never know, but I'm just, I'm sure you're right.
	removing a three second scene allowed for more commercials but i guarantee you there are little to no other cut scenes yeah i'm sure you're right we'll never know but i'm just i'm sure you're right top fan of occupy democrats logic um and then cleveland rod find out for us can you please find out can you watch it when you watch them both back to back and take notes and treat it like a highlights um you know find the difference thing do the homework for us it's
	Spot the differences are more like a goofus and gallant, and the gallant one is the one with no edits in it, and the goofus one is the one who did editing for communism.
	Cleveland Rodney also replies, uh, there was other deleted scenes though, but I don't buy the fact that they needed to delete that three second scene to fit more commercials.
	It was to delete the president from any good light.
	Yep.
	To delete him from that scene that makes him look so good.
	They just can't acknowledge, they can't give Trump a victory, no matter what.
	Okay?
	No.
	Not even when he's playing a role of himself, though.
	Sure, the Democrats passed his tax bill, and his military spending bill, and his new trade deal, but yeah, letting his cameo stay in the CBC broadcast was just a bridge too far.
	They couldn't acknowledge what a great guy he was by saying, Yeah, my really expensive, lush lobby is that way.
	Please enjoy.
	I do like that he's like, no, you know, there was more.
	But this one was malicious.
	Yeah.
	There were more.
	Those did allow for commercials.
	But this one was to spite freedom.
	Uh, Daniel Bath, also in the Occupy Democrats logic comments section, says, quote, excuse me sir, where's the lobby?
	And then the reply is, just down the stunning, and the turn on the brave.
	Shut the fuck up, you fucking nerd.
	Stunning and brave are the ones you were going for there?
	Yeah, it's a meme.
	This is a good, this is one of those good right-wing memes.
	The meme is called stunning and brave and all you do is you say stunning and brave.
	Yep.
	Because South Park said it.
	Insane.
	Insane.
	Excuse me, sir.
	Just, you know, you know the stunning how like It's not a noun.
	It's not like it's giving directions to, like, on streets.
	This joke would work in streets.
	Complete dog shit.
	Just absolute dog shit humor.
	I cannot believe how fucking painfully unfunny this is.
	This is the honkler shit.
	Uh, where's the lobby?
	Oh yeah, you turn right on the honk and then you turn left on the honk.
	Honk honk.
	And the thing is, if you look at Daniel's profile pic, you just know he thinks it's so fucking funny, because he's so shmug.
	He's like, he just, ugh.
	Yeah, he fucking felt like he got him with this one.
	Like, just look at any post from Occupy Democrats Logic, look in the comments section, and every other comment will be stunning and brave.
	I'll have the stunning with a side of brave.
	So stupid.
	One in the stunning, two in the brave.
	And they all think that they're like the first ones like they're getting there first making this joke.
	It doesn't even matter.
	I don't even think they think they need to do it first because that's it's obviously they wouldn't because they're all saying it and it's they're quoting a tv show episode from five years ago when was that it's it's the Caitlyn Jenner episode of South Park like that's what they're quoting.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	Actually, it was Sal Parkey.
	Again, in Occupy Democrats Logic, Mike Galvin says, Yeah, they really should have edited out the Twin Towers.
	the fact that there are shots of two buildings where thousands of americans lost their lives but sure let's edit out the president of the united states yeah they really should have edited out the twin towers that's what they should have edited out what the fuck hey if they if they edit out the twin towers then the terrorists win laughing You're doing the terrorist job for them.
	Like, that's what he's asking for here, right?
	Like, oh, we don't get to look at the President, but we get to look at that?
	Yeah.
	Man, if you keep showing me those Twin Towers in movies, I'm never gonna be able to forget about them.
	So fucking stupid.
	I mean, we don't get to see that Simpsons episode where they go to New York anymore.
	Why do we have to watch this?
	I mean, it is weird, though.
	They really should replace every single shot of the Twin Tower with a beam of light.
	How come I can't hear Leaving on a Jet Plane anymore, but I can see the Twin Towers on Home Alone 2?
	Well, I kind of hear it's a wonderful day, but I can see these towers in this movie.
	You mean a beautiful day?
	Sorry, is it a beautiful day or is it a beautiful life?
	What are you talking about?
	The U2 song?
	No, the Louis Armstrong song.
	What a Wonderful World.
	What a Wonderful World, yeah.
	You can't hear that song either.
	Is that real?
	Was that one in a band?
	Yeah, I don't know the song because I haven't heard it in that many years.
	Forgot about it.
	Yeah, that's on the list, yeah.
	Yeah, no, the U2 song you can't hear is Vertigo.
	That's the one you're not allowed to hear.
	Because it reminds you of being really high up.
	Yeah.
	Good, good.
	I'm happy that one's gone.
	John Connolly, in the Tucker Carlson Fox News section, says, Thank you.
	Now I will not buy it.
	Because I was totally going to buy the CBC version of this movie.
	Commercials and all.
	Do you think maybe he was going to buy the CBC itself?
	Oh, that's true.
	That would have been a bold move.
	But judging by their leftist policies and their leftist editing choices, he decides not to.
	Yeah.
	That's amazing.
	I love how far removed you are from this actual news story.
	Yeah.
	You don't even know why you're mad.
	You just know you're supposed to be mad.
	No clue.
	Zero clue.
	It would be too hard to explain to you that the CBC cut that in 2014 for time, because you don't even realize that we're talking about a broadcast here.
	No, not even.
	Let alone a broadcast on a Canadian, like, network.
	Yeah.
	Thank you, now I will not buy it!
	They're gonna be hurting from you.
	I put my money where my mouth is, you know?
	Is he familiar with Home Alone 2?
	Does he know that Home Alone 2 came out in 1996?
	Yeah, somewhere around there.
	Does he know that?
	It's the Criterion Collection re-release of Home Alone 2 with this new edit.
	With the extended Donald Trump scene.
	Well, here's what you have to do.
	You have to vote with your dollars and boycott the DVD release of Home Alone 2.
	Yeah.
	Of the CBC release of the DVD.
	Jack Heffestay says, My grandchildren posing with the POTUS Home Alone 2, my favorite clip from the movie.
	And Jack has included a photo of his three lovely grandchildren standing in front of the TV which is paused on the scene where Trump is talking to Kevin.
	Like, I love this because, you know, kids aren't necessarily, especially this age, like one of them looks like some teenagers and then maybe like a nine or ten year old girl.
	And, uh, like, I love that they were stoked, like they got these kids stoked to be in this picture.
	The kids are pleasantly humoring Grandpa Jack.
	Yeah, the kids are holding dogs.
	They're holding dogs.
	The youngest is, like you said, she's probably seven or something.
	She is dressed in her Frozen Ella dress costume.
	Yeah, she's wearing the Elsa dress and she is serving looks.
	She is serving looks for sure.
	Yeah, she's looking real, real sassy.
	She's doing a cute little pose.
	Um, yeah, but this is like, uh, Jack, you just got to see your grandchildren again for the first time in five years.
	Please, please don't do this, dude.
	Yeah.
	Why don't you guys go ahead and stand in front of that TV where your president's on.
	Uh, yeah, I'm just having the grandchildren over.
	We're watching the, uh, first two seasons of The Apprentice on VHS.
	We are eating, uh, 13 year old Trump steaks.
	Yep.
	And I'm going to drive them out to one of his failed casinos to prove that, hey, he didn't really go bankrupt.
	It's fine.
	And I'm going to let them know I actually got a patch of grass from a golf course that we're all going to stand on later.
	Yeah, man, this is sad.
	This is fucking sad.
	It's such a bummer.
	You get to see your grandchildren, and you're like, hey, you know what Pop Pop would love?
	If you helped me trigger your mother.
	That's totally what it was, too, yeah.
	How did that come about?
	Were they watching it and he just organically thought, oh hey, they took him out of this somewhere else.
	Or was he like, hey, I'm going to put the DVD in, I'm going to go to this part, and you guys take a picture with it.
	I don't think they even watched the movie.
	I think they just put the DVD in, or VHS, and got to this part, took the picture, and that was the end of it.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It's a good question.
	It's funny that, yeah, he says, my favorite clip from the movie.
	Literally, yeah, just the three seconds that Trump is on screen and has one line is your favorite clip and just a very violent movie, you know.
	Yeah, very entertaining violent movie.
	It's kind of weird, man.
	It's kind of really weird.
	It almost seems like you have no personality or you don't like really know who you are or you don't have a fulfilling or rewarding life.
	You perhaps just exist As a pale reflection to the man you look up to for making everyone mad at him.
	Yeah.
	And maybe you can make a small percentage of the people mad at you that Trump has made at him and feel something from that.
	Yeah.
	James Tyag, in a similar vein, says, Here it is on free form for free people.
	President Trump's cameo.
	And he included a video that he took at like a Best Buy?
	Yeah, it looks like some sort of electronics store.
	Of a TV that was playing Home Alone 2.
	Yeah, and the best part is it's not even the scene.
	It's just a picture of Kevin in the lobby.
	Well, I had to screenshot it, Tony.
	I couldn't include the actual video.
	Oh, it's a video clip?
	It's a video.
	He included the whole video.
	Dang.
	Wow.
	Okay, okay.
	That's good.
	I'm happy that he has that.
	Now that scene is preserved in the annals of history.
	Now that you cannot erase I asked James to send me a copy of this because you can't see it anywhere else other than James's upload here and he didn't get back to me but I'm expecting a response sometime soon.
	Oh you know I was talking to him he said that you have to hit him up over a signal for that.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Good to know.
	Yeah.
	Same number, just through Signal.
	And then finally, Brad Ramsey says, I have it on DVD, try cutting it out.
	You come and try to cut it out of my DVD.
	You come and take it.
	You'll be putting this scene in the special features deleted scenes section of my DVD over my cold dead body.
	Imagine like a like a vinyl sticker silhouette cut out of this scene and it just says come and take it I got anything It's got the DVD like in in like the gun safe.
	Yeah, you know we we don't dial the FCC around these parts So good.
	I like the idea of someone coming and saying, nothing in this scene menu is worth your life.
	I like the idea of someone coming in and taking the scene somehow off the disc, but him being real calm about it and being like, don't want to have backups.
	That's actually the copy they took.
	I got the original press still, you know, heading away.
	There's going to be an intrepid... Intrepid Trump supporters and conservatives are going to have to start uploading Trump's cameo in Home Alone 2 to Pornhub, where the leftist media can't get their hands on it, where they're not allowed to censor it anymore.
	We gotta put out a fake article next year that says like, New DVD players won't play this scene.
	New DVD players will skip this scene.
	New Chinese made DVD players decided to skip this scene.
	Um, any DVD player where the DVD, like, uh, screensaver logo actually hits the corner of your TV, uh, you can play the scene right after that happens on your DVD.
	Yeah.
	It unlocks the Trump cameo.
	But you have to wait for that to happen.
	Okay.
	Let's move on to the next topic, right?
	We have a story here.
	Thanks to Nicholas Schmidt from the Minion Death Commandos Facebook group for bringing this story to our attention.
	Very important story.
	Reading here from Fox News.
	Virginia school district to allow students one excused absence to protest.
	Mm-hmm.
	And you just heard, like, your uncle shriek.
	You feel that your grandma just got a tingle down her spine.
	And no, it's not her sciatica.
	It is your school's encouraging her grandchildren to go out and protest with Greta Thunberg.
	Yeah, exactly.
	To go join a cult.
	Okay, so let's read a little here.
	Find out the details.
	Find out what this means.
	One of the largest school districts in the United States has announced that it will allow students one excused absence per school year to participate civic activities such as protests.
	Okay, thank you Fox News.
	Fairfax County Public Schools in Virginia plans to start allowing the absences January 27, 2020, news outlets reported.
	The district is the largest school system in the state.
	Students in 7th through 12th grades can use the day for quote civic engagement activities such as attending marches or meeting with lawmakers, according to district spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell.
	Yeah, so meeting with lawmakers, going to rallies, participating in marches equals destructive violent Antifa protests, of course.
	Yeah, it's amazing because that's the first thing because like that all sounds great.
	If you're like, that should be a thing that you're like, oh cool, that means that my kids can go protest at abortion clinics.
	But that's not what they're thinking.
	They're immediately like, yep, they're going to learn how to make concrete milkshakes, they're going to learn how to tie bandanas.
	Yeah, the teachers are going to be distributing bottles with piss already in them.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That's like the first place they go right away, and like this whole, the way that these quotes are called and the way it's written about is so skewed that way, it's amazing.
	Yeah, I think we're setting the stage for the rest of the nation with this, uh, Mick Elveen said.
	It's a dawning of a new day and student activism and school systems everywhere are going to have to be responsive to it.
	So I'll just say like personally This is fine.
	It's it's it's okay.
	What what the policy is is Students must give at least two days notice before the absence school officials said a parent or guardian has to give permission And students must fill out a form to explain the reason they're missing school so this is like Pretty milquetoast.
	Pretty toothless.
	It's funny that you're getting school approval or parental approval to go protest or demonstrate or whatever.
	It's kind of corny.
	But I think it's a net good.
	I think there's a lot of kids who probably wouldn't give a shit.
	about this absolutely who are going to you know somebody they know is going for like a women's march or is going for like you know the the climate change march or whatever they want to get out of school on that same day so that they they have to actually go to the to the march because you know they have to get it's like signed by their parents or whatever and then maybe i don't know maybe they like hear something that resonates with them or maybe they see the energy with all the other students or with all the other activists and it actually does inspire them
	so i think this is it's corny but it's like a net good And It's funny, the only thing I really don't like about it is that you need parental approval too.
	Which I understand because they're minors, but at the same time that sucks only because some of these kids are going to want to protest things that their parents are not going to let them protest.
	But those kids are already down enough that they're not going to ask permission to leave school anyways.
	They wouldn't have an option even without this policy.
	But some experts told the Post that skipping school to attend protests tends to favor liberal causes.
	Really?
	Some experts?
	Yes, we're experts in school-approved truancies for protests.
	We're experts in that.
	Yeah, I'm a kid expert.
	Kids on the right who are active, they tend to be doing it by preparing to run for school board or being aides in legislature, said Myra Levinson, a Harvard University professor who studies education.
	People who call themselves conservatives probably do still count respecting authority, staying in school, as a crucial and central tenet of the social order, said Ty Jones, a lecturer at Columbia University who studies radical social movements.
	Wow, it's almost like- So is Ty Jones an incredibly huge nerd?
	It's almost like when your political ideology is the dominant force in society, you don't actually have to demonstrate.
	Imagine that.
	You can just work completely within the system and be totally fine and rewarded for it and reinforce the existing social structures.
	Wow, it's crazy how that works out.
	Like, what's the whole point of all, you know, of this, like, free speech thing you guys love so much if, like, Taking a day off to protest is somebody not respecting authority.
	It's a disruption.
	It's not a positive thing.
	That's kind of supposed to be the whole point of this whole setup, right?
	But anyways, these fucking nerds.
	Listen, if they would have taken my idea of having a black block club on campus, then we wouldn't need to leave school to go protest or whatever.
	I could just join the Antifa club on campus and we wouldn't need this.
	And it would help your extracurriculars, you know?
	It would look good on your college application.
	He and I just love us.
	Oh, those poor kids who are getting internships with Congress people.
	God, how are they going to express their rights?
	Fuck you!
	Your nerd-ass kid is going to be fine.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And also, they can still do that.
	They can still take their fucking day.
	They didn't see this as an opportunity at all.
	No, and we'll get into that in the comments.
	You wanted to read this last quote.
	Oakland High School senior Wendy Gao, 18, leads several groups that fight climate change and has missed five days of school in recent months to participate in activism.
	She told the Post she hopes the new policy will increase the number of students who attend climate strikes.
	Skipping school and business as usual is to show that there's no point in going to school if we are having our future taken away from us, she said.
	There's not a point to our education if we're not going to be alive in 10 years, 20 years, the end of the century.
	Now I absolutely fuck with this quote.
	I totally agree with her.
	But this quote was obviously picked to make anybody who's going to participate in this seem like a loon.
	How so?
	So, and just, they're trying to make, the person who reads this article is already mad about it.
	When they read this quote, they're just gonna make, see, I fucking, they don't even care about school.
	They don't even care about school.
	They're believing in this climate change stuff.
	They already want to skip school.
	She's a young woman, 18, missing school five times out of the year, which is insane.
	That's a crazy number of times to miss school in a full year.
	Plus she has this weird last name, Gao.
	I don't like this girl at all.
	Exactly.
	She very much was picked for this quote.
	Yeah.
	Let's get into responses here.
	Just some incredible responses.
	The Conservative Grandma posted about this.
	Of course she did.
	And yeah, the thumbnail of the article that she posted uses an image of Greta Thunberg protesting.
	So this is just like hitting all of your grandma's anger centers.
	Just young kids being delinquents from school, championing left-wing causes, and also Greta Thunberg.
	Beth Smith says, much more respect for using an excused absence to help someone in their neighborhood.
	There are many elderly and other folks that could really use some extra help like yard work, painting, cleaning, and especially spending time talking slash listening.
	Visit nursing homes, cleaning road sites.
	So I like this.
	Instead of protesting climate change, you should be helping me.
	You should have to come talk to me.
	You should have to come be my friend, and then maybe I'll respect you.
	That's exactly what it is.
	When I'm reading the comment, I'm thinking one thing, we have no Beth.
	Beth Smith is definitely, you know, an older Beth.
	A lot of her friends have been.
	Who probably gets lonely.
	Who just wishes that kids would skip school and hang out with her instead.
	Why don't you do something good?
	Like, come help me play checkers.
	Yeah.
	Be the change you want to see in the world and read my greeting cards out loud to me.
	Like, over and over again, the same ones.
	Poor, poor Beth.
	It's always just sad when they like, they just kind of like, I don't want to say telling themselves because she's not doing anything wrong here.
	She's just being a sad old lonely lady.
	Yeah.
	But it's like when they really expose themselves in the comments, it's just like, aww.
	Yeah.
	And again, in a similar vein, we have Ryan Thomas Hopson commenting on the conservative grandma post.
	He posts a screenshot of a meme, and that's different than just a meme because you got a large black bars on the top and bottom of this square meme.
	It's a Dale Gribble meme and it says, it's got a photo still of Dale Gribble.
	Top impact font says, now that the Alphabet Boys suspect a boogaloo.
	Bottom impact font.
	We hit them with the biggest hootenanny they've ever seen.
	Okay, so this is a meme about defying your government.
	This is a movie about direct action, you know, taking to the streets in direct action in defiance of the alphabet agencies, the FBI, the CIA, etc.
	And then Ryan Thomas Hopson comments again, "Go back to school.
	That's the whole reason why you guys are stupid and you guys seem to think climate change is real.
	The problem is you don't go to school.
	You want to go to protest about shit you don't even understand.
	I mean, I know your teachers are teaching you lies, but still stay in school and get a real job." - That one line in the middle of that is the best.
	I know your teachers are teaching you lies, but still go learn about those lies more.
	Yeah.
	And get a real job.
	He's dealing with these contradictions in his own ideologies like in real time and it's very lovely to see him have to acknowledge that midstream of consciousness.
	Same thing too, I love when people use the Dale Gribble meme, who are from this base, because they don't realize, like, yes, you are Dale Gribble, that's the whole joke.
	That's the whole character of Dale Gribble's like, you know, supposed to be like, wild thoughts.
	Kind of, but I think that elucidates another contradiction, because Dale Gribble was anti-American.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Dale Gribble was anti-patriotic.
	Anti-government, yeah.
	And Hank Hill was like the proud, conservative, pro-sensible government guy.
	And Dale Gribble was the absolute psycho who, I don't know, somewhat rightfully distrusted the American government while Hank Hill was like a rube, a dork for it.
	Yeah.
	But you're doing this in service of a conservative movement that has control of the government.
	I mean, so it makes no sense, you know?
	And it further makes no sense because you are aggrieved at the idea of students protesting.
	You are aggrieved at the idea of students leaving the government-mandated public schooling in order to protest.
	And you even try to... Oh, I mean, I know it's public school and it's just an indoctrination center and all your teachers are telling you lies and they're erasing history, but I don't know, I feel like wielding some sort of authority over you in this situation anyway, so I'm going to tell you to go back there.
	Yep, yep.
	It's just an expression of your... Just knowing your place.
	Authoritative personality disorder.
	You have to be mad at the kids for doing something, even if it might have more in common with your beliefs than you are willing to accept or acknowledge.
	And then Michael Pringle says, absolute bullshit, suspend all of them.
	Give them more time to protest.
	Yeah, well, it's just like, yeah, they go to the protest, they turn in their permission slips, but I don't care.
	Suspend them anyway, you know?
	Yeah, fuck it.
	Capitalism, the page, posted about this as well.
	Ronald Colon comments, Fuckin' lib-retard educators need to work a real full-time job instead of jerking off and brainwashing children they are charged to educate.
	How long do they think that teachers work for?
	Like, I don't understand.
	What?
	Well, they have summers off.
	Oh, that's true.
	Yeah.
	So it's not full-time.
	Never mind all the work they do at home.
	Grading papers.
	I was gonna say, yeah.
	Lesson plans.
	Um, I like that, uh, he just, he thinks that teachers are wasting time jerking off and brainwashing children.
	And you can interpret that however you want.
	And then Thomas Poverk replies to Ronald Colon, Ha!
	Ah!
	Ha!
	You're right, LOL!
	You know, Thomas, a simple like would have done.
	A simple laugh react would have done.
	But yeah, you had to let him know.
	Had to let him know how you really felt.
	Also on capitalism, Dean Johnston replies, Planet A has a planned end via the creator because you won't believe him.
	Quote, I will destroy the earth and the universe and I will make a new earth and new universes without your unbelief.
	Get it yet?
	Listen, this whole fighting climate change thing is futile.
	God's going to end the world anyways.
	Yeah.
	So just fucking chill.
	Yeah.
	Don't you get it yet?
	That, uh, what we're saying is the reaction to your unbelief.
	God already said you're fucked.
	God already said, yo, fuck this earth.
	FTW.
	Fuck them kids.
	Fuck them kids.
	Um, jerk them kids off.
	Uh, and I'm going to make a new universe.
	Yep.
	So don't worry about it.
	Get it yet?
	It's all good.
	Occupy Democrats Logic posted about this whole student protest phenomenon.
	They screenshotted a tweet that went viral from Paul H. The tweet says, I told my son that if he walks out of school today to protest climate change, to keep walking down to McDonald's to fill out a job application.
	And this has 8.7 thousand reactions and 900 shares.
	Well, Paul, I mean, lucky for you, your son can't walk out of class for a climate protest because he needs your permission to.
	So that's really on you, bro.
	I mean, I don't understand this joke.
	This is, like, a very popular joke, apparently, because it went so viral, but, like, what is it?
	Like, if you... if you're gonna walk out of school, then you're not going back.
	You're just... you're going to McDonald's now instead of school.
	Also, I'm not supporting you anymore.
	So, you're gonna have to figure that out.
	Like, if your son is old enough to get a job, shouldn't he already have one?
	Paul?
	Paul, yeah.
	Like, aren't you that kind of person, right?
	I feel like, yeah.
	I had to work when I was 15, but, you know.
	Paul's son's 9.
	That's why this is a unique statement.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's just not a good joke.
	No, it's not a good joke at all.
	Hey, if you want to walk out of school to protest, why don't you start flipping burgers?
	I mean, I think maybe it's like you're going to be stupid because you missed a day of class, so you have to work service industry now.
	Yeah, that's probably more along the lines of what it is.
	Man, that's a hard one.
	It's brutal.
	Brutal, Paul.
	Your son might end up working at McDonald's anyways.
	That's a pretty cool first job for a high schooler.
	Is what they say.
	That's what you say, Paul.
	Hopefully he can get a job that earns him a fucking living wage since you don't think those employees deserve one.
	PowerSwab in the Fox News comments section says, All it will take is for a couple of these little darlings to be shot or beaten to death, and then it's back to school where they should be.
	Dot dot dot.
	Exclamation point!
	Not to spoil your party over there, PowerSwab, but that happens when they go to school.
	So your argument doesn't really hold up here.
	Like, what is he- is he saying that the cops are all- all it's gonna take is for a cop to bash a couple of these precious little angel skulls and then we'll get- we'll get back to business as usual.
	You know, I don't think he's even saying cops.
	I think he's saying, like, well, I go to these protests, too.
	And I'm there to, like, fight the Antifas.
	And I'm going to assume that everyone in the Antifas is not a high schooler, so if that's, you know, if that's what you choose to be, that's your fault.
	Yeah, everybody who's at the protest is over school age, because otherwise they should be in school.
	Yeah, no, it literally sounds like he's saying all you have to do is kill one of them, and then you can get them back in school.
	It's so wild!
	Like, hey, these kids are gonna participate in, you know, their civic duty of participating in the conversation that is politics.
	We should probably murder a couple.
	Yeah, and then it's a win-win.
	You get to kill a kid, and then they all have to go back to school.
	Yep.
	GMT3Clark, so GeneralMountainTime3Clark says, so many Virginians from 200 plus years ago must be rolling in their graves.
	From quote, give me liberty or give me death, to this.
	How sad.
	Yeah, 200 years ago where truancy was strictly enforced and all the kids went to school every day and did not miss it for anything.
	This is like, again, kind of what we're talking about, just like this, this disconnect in the conservative mind that somehow protesting the things you don't, the things like you like, I guess, means that they're not rebelling against anything.
	It means they're being pawns or something.
	And it doesn't actually just represent a long line of like civil disobedience, a long historical arc of civil disobedience.
	Yes, exactly.
	But also, I wanted to speak on this sooner, but the idea like when we were reading the story and you brought up how if you're a conservative parent or whatever, you could see this as like an opportunity to, you know, take your kid to Planned Parenthood and yell at some unwed mothers or whatever.
	They don't see that as an option.
	Because, you know, there were a lot of comments that were like, oh, you think this is going to apply to people who go to pro-life rallies?
	Or you think this is going to apply to students who go to Trump rallies or whatever?
	And then the response would be like, NO!
	It's not going to apply to that!
	But they're really just hating because they're like, those parents would never approve of this two days in advance.
	Well, it's more like none of those kids are actually gonna want to go to that shit.
	Because your psycho kid, if they are right-wing, they already have an internship with the Heritage Foundation or some shit.
	They don't need to go to a plebeian protest on the ground or whatever.
	But it's that thing of like,
	them creating this whole narrative well this is biased against against conservatives because if my son tried to go to the patriot protest or whatever they wouldn't count it and they wouldn't excuse his absence and it's them like telling themselves that they can't do this thing that would benefit them or that they and because of the liberals because of the liberals fault and it just reminds me of like
	A, it reminds me of, like, incel message boards, incel, like, spaces where they just tell each other that they're all too ugly and too wretched to ever get a girlfriend, and it just creates this cycle of, like, misery, you know?
	And it also reminds me of, like, when a Muslim woman or a Muslim person Takes a photo holding a sign that says, like, we welcome our gay and lesbian and trans brothers and sisters and non-binary persons or whatever.
	That'll go viral and then there will be responses from conservatives who will say, no, you're not allowed to do that.
	As a Muslim, you're not allowed to be tolerant of those people.
	Yeah.
	As a Muslim, you're supposed to be doing more Muslim things, like, you know, not this.
	Yeah.
	Let me tell you.
	Where are all the good Muslims who are denouncing ISIS?
	And then when a Muslim denounces ISIS, you're not allowed to do that.
	Nuh-uh.
	You're not allowed to.
	And it's also like they're mad because there's somebody being taken away from them.
	Wait, if you're okay with that, that means you're not like this big of an opinion to be.
	I don't know if I like this.
	Right.
	No, exactly.
	And it's the same thing.
	It's like if you entertain the idea that a right-wing student would be allowed by their school board or by their teacher to excuse an absence for a right-wing protest or whatever, then you would have to reckon with the idea that it's still not happening.
	It's still not happening that students are leaving en masse to celebrate or to like protest against the death tax.
	Why isn't this happening?
	Oh, it must be because they won't excuse that absence.
	You just have to.
	You have to do this sort of shadowboxing with the imagined liberals in order to preserve your worldview.
	People were saying, oh, are they going to let students protest the public sector unions that benefit their teachers?
	I don't think so!
	Yeah, your sons and daughters were just raring to go out and protest against public sector unions, but the liberals won't let them.
	That's incredible.
	I love that.
	So, final comment here.
	Dracul30509 says in response to the excused protest day, they say, I like this.
	And then What?
	with five question marks replies, Why?
	Are you a predator?
	Fuck.
	It's so fucked.
	It's like... What, you trying to jerk off them kids?
	Like, that's like the immediate thing and you can't... What is Draco gonna say here?
	Like, no, no, no, no, I'm not... What are you saying?
	I'm not... Why would I say that?
	Well, they didn't reply, so maybe they have something to hide.
	Yeah, see, because all Will would have said was like, sure, that's what a predator would say.
	They would totally say, I'm not a predator.
	Well, competitors like they're racists.
	Like we call them racists.
	You want kids to protest?
	Why?
	So you can go have sex with them?
	Yeah.
	So you're disgusting, man.
	You're gross.
	Oh, you just want them out of school, don't you?
	That's all you want.
	Yeah.
	You sick fuck.
	Yeah, hey, that's... Yeah.
	What a gross mind to have.
	Yeah, very interesting.
	Telling on himself a little bit, maybe.
	I'm not a fan.
	Yeah, you need something going on.
	You need to go to bed.
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