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Dec. 6, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
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Subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for weekly bonus episodes This week we cover: the response to the way I say Thanksgiving our Blue Lives Matter Nativity Scene logo created by Jake Miller, and the cop who got called a PIG in Starbucks. These people are sick, folks. 

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John Kerr posted in Law Enforcement for Life about this topic and Franny Goldberg comments Franny Goldberg just real upset about this cop and his pig Starbucks says since when does Starbucks allow its employees insult customers comma space sounds space space like bad business to me That'd be so sick if we could do that.
hate police space space men and women they should wear a bracelet that space space says if i am in line break a car accident or need help don't space space help me i don't deserve it period let's see how many of these line break people wear it that'd be so sick if we could do that if that was like an option if they said a bracelet that said please leave me alone yeah that'd be
But like, Franny, you know, if I get in a car accident and you have like something resembling a concussion, they're going to make me go to the hospital in an ambulance.
It's going to cost me a lot of money and I'm not going to be able to say no to it.
They're going to give you your own bracelets and they require a key to take them off.
Oh, no, no, it's okay.
I don't deserve it.
I don't deserve this honor, the honor of this gnarly bill that I'm going to get from this transport to the hospital.
Just, again, it's not a cop who does that.
It's an ambulance driver.
It's an EMT.
And also like this whole concept of since when a Starbucks allow its employees will first of all they didn't yeah She got five that I'm keep on saying she sorry they got fired and Also, it's not like they put a memo out saying hey y'all um go ahead and make fun of cops Um, you know, just go ahead and... A good way to make fun of a police officer is to just write pig on their cup.
It's funny.
It's a good time.
No one's gonna get that mad.
Love, Starbucks.
Um, and it's like a, I mean, let's, let's maybe look at this.
Why does Starbucks have so many employees who hate cops now?
Is that even true?
How many of these incidents has there been?
There was the one incident where a cop was like drinking his, his coffee.
And another customer told the barista or told the manager that that customer felt uncomfortable by the cop's presence.
So the manager or employee or barista went up to the cop and told him to leave.
Because he was making the other person uncomfortable.
So there was that, which we had to hear about for two months and you'll still hear about it in these law enforcement officer groups.
Other than that... Which I love because that happens to people who even look vaguely homeless all the time in Starbucks.
Totally.
Completely.
But let's say that there is like an anti-cop sentiment, maybe not among corporate, but among the employees.
Why could that be?
Well, for one thing, I would think, you know, Starbucks is probably a pretty big employer.
They probably hire a ton of fucking people and that, you know, that amount of people would allow for a representation of various philosophies and ideologies, including the one that says all cops are bastards.
Also, I think Starbucks is probably trying to hire people that are cool.
They're a coffee spot.
They're a destination for young college students.
They're a destination for hip, like, PMC types.
They want to affect a cool vibe.
That's why they sell those Sting CDs in there.
Now, can they help it that the coolest people hate cops?
No, that's not within their control.
It's a happy accident.
Exactly.
It's a happy coincidence here.
Yeah.
And another thing I want to say to Franny Goldberg, as for people who hate police, men and women, they should wear a bracelet that says, if I'm in a car accident, I love this.
It's like, what are those bracelets?
The medical alert?
Do not resuscitate.
Oh, medic alert?
It's a medic alert bracelet.
Yeah, but it's a bias alert bracelet.
I'm bigoted towards police.
Please do not resuscitate me or help me in any way.
But what she's talking about, she's talking about just like a punk shirt.
She's talking about one of the thousands of shirts that people voluntarily wear every day that say all cops are bastards or fuck the police.
Or, uh, I hate every cop I see.
Like, these are pretty popular shirts, I have to say.
I've seen them.
A shirt with Chris Dorner on the front, and on the back it says, even cops hate cops.
People have been known to wear these shirts.
My old, uh, one of my old co-workers, um, she had ACAB tattooed under her chin.
Like, pretty huge, but it was under her chin, so you could only see it when she kind of looked up.
Yeah.
And when I like, when I like, when I finally saw it, uh, I was like, oh shit, does that say ACAB?
And at first she was like, yeah, yeah, it does.
And I was like, that fucking rules.
I love you.
And then she's like, okay, cool, we're good then, we're good.
It was like the first day I met her.
She, she didn't know.
Yeah.
But would she get a bracelet that said, I do not support the brave men and women who back the blue.
No, no.
Yeah, I didn't think so, Tony.
Uh, Sherry Lee Hughes says, I'd make that S.O.B.
drink it himself.
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
Like, what's the problem?
Like, I've had enough coffee today, no thank you.
I don't want any more caffeine.
I already have to pee.
I don't want the drink.
You are the one who is the pig.
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