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Nov. 12, 2019 - Minion Death Cult

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Spanking is Discipline. Hitting is violence.

This week: Princess Di at a Trump Rally???? Hitting your kids is bad... Not good??? and the IDF goes vegan to prove how much "all life is valued" Catch us on tour right now in the West Coast @ http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show and get bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

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	The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistphonia today.
	So stay tuned.
	We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
	But stay tuned, guys.
	- Guys, we'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're in the deserts.
	All there, rebar, and post them.
	Stay tuned. - Are you picky about your vegan food?
	Um, not... I mean, yes and no.
	Like, I... Does it, does it, like, have to be vegan?
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, yeah.
	I'll play ignorant a lot.
	Like, I'll be like, oh, if I don't know, then I don't know.
	Yeah.
	You know, that's not my fault.
	Yeah, I'm not picky.
	I'm vegan, but I'm not, like, an asshole, you know?
	I'll just, I'll eat anything, really.
	Well, totally.
	I mean, like, we talk about, like, the, you know, the birthday cake clause, you know?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I mean, you don't want to be disrespectful.
	Like, if someone puts effort into it and I ask somebody, you know, hey, I'll never go to a restaurant and be like, oh, this is vegan, because that shit never works.
	Because they don't know?
	Because they don't know what you're talking about in the first place.
	And then also like, they'll be like, yeah, of course.
	They're just like a little ham for flavor.
	They're like veal?
	Yeah.
	Oh yeah, it's veal.
	Like all the time.
	Did I ever tell you about the Applebee's story?
	No, I love a good Applebee's story.
	I went to Applebee's years ago when I first became vegetarian.
	And I got a salad.
	I got this, like, Asian chicken salad.
	And I was like, oh, can I get avocado instead of chicken?
	And they're like, yeah, for sure.
	And I'm eating it.
	I'm like, yo, like, this dressing is crazy.
	What is this dressing?
	And she goes, I can't tell you.
	And I was like, well, now you have to tell me.
	Yeah.
	She knew she fucked up?
	Is that why she couldn't tell you?
	She knew it was weird.
	She knew it was weird.
	And she's like, yeah, the dressing is basically just like pork fat and sugar.
	They just whisk up a bunch of pork fat and sugar.
	That's not meat, though.
	Exactly.
	So, when I took the meat off the salad, what made you think it was okay to put a bunch of fat on it?
	Like, pork fat on it, you know?
	But if you're vegetarian, that's not meat.
	Exactly, it's a liquid form, it doesn't count.
	Yeah, it's the juices.
	Yeah, so I'll never like ask, I'll never say, is it vegan?
	I'll always be like, oh, is there any like dairy or, you know, is there any like dairy or like eggs in it?
	Yeah.
	And then meat, you can pretty much decipher.
	You pretty much know when there's meat in it or not.
	You have to tell them you have an allergy, so they take it seriously.
	And you're like, I'm allergic to cruelty.
	Is there any mass murder in this dish?
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah.
	They're like, oh, actually, no, but your drink was made on a soda stream.
	So...
	Well, so it's still vegan then, I suppose.
	- I just saw something and we're good, we're good. - I have a post here from QAnon Follow the White Rabbit.
	Stephanie says, Stephanie posts a picture of, you know, an older woman in the crowd of a Donald Trump rally holding a Trump sign.
	Nice white shirt, bright red hat, like a Carmen Sandiego hat, which I think like the MAGA women are taking to wear.
	Stephanie says, guess who in red hat?
	Check out pic in comments.
	You will see.
	Yeah.
	So then, uh, you go to the comments, and Stephanie has posted a link to a biography.com photo of Princess Di.
	Like, I love this.
	How old do they think Prince Diana would be now?
	And did they think she would look that bad?
	Yeah, when did- Not that the woman, like, looks bad, but you know what I mean.
	Like, she was renowned for being kind of, like, beautiful.
	Yeah, I mean, this woman looks pleasant enough.
	Yeah, but she doesn't look like fucking Princess Diana.
	She doesn't look 40.
	Yeah, exactly.
	How old would Princess Di be right now if she didn't die?
	I don't know, I don't know.
	How long ago did the teddy bear come out?
	How old is that Elton John song?
	Princess Di was I think 27 when she died because she's on that poster I have in my bedroom with Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain.
	She's, I think, I think she's right underneath Janice Joplin.
	And then, yeah, add the years since she died to that number, 27, and you'll get how old she is.
	And I think that's a different number than the age of this lady.
	But anyway, yeah, so she says, hey, it's Princess Di.
	She'd be 58.
	Is that how old she would be?
	Yeah.
	Did you do the math?
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So, um, this lady looks maybe about 65 or something, you know, but maybe living underground has, you know, aged her more rapidly than normal.
	She's not, she no longer has access to the finer things in life.
	Um, and, uh... You would think that the sun, being away from the sun would preserve her, but apparently not.
	Hmm.
	Yeah, so she thinks this is Princess Di, because I think they're both white.
	I think that's why.
	They're both women, too.
	In her defense, in Stephanie's defense, they are both women.
	Prince Diana was known to wear a hat from time to time.
	She's worn... I'm looking at pictures of her right now in multiple hats.
	Yeah.
	Aren't they usually a little more, like, flashy hats?
	Like, more ostentatious hats?
	Like, maybe this is her trying to, like, blend in with, you know, the dregs of society by simply wearing a bright red fedora.
	Yeah, seriously.
	She's just like us!
	Why would Princess Diana be a Trump supporter?
	Well, because he's taking down the elite that killed Princess Diana.
	Oh!
	That killed the person that's there.
	Yeah.
	But the sketchy thing now is though she leaves herself vulnerable to get killed again and then when she gets killed again the Deep State can't be tried for murder because it would be double jeopardy.
	Dude, Princess Diana was 5'10".
	Damn.
	Yeah, I didn't know that.
	Man, what if you were, like, only six foot trying to get with Princess Di?
	Man, it's tough on the streets.
	It's tough on the streets.
	It sucks like knowing that she was like so hot makes it even sadder that she's dead She did leave I mean a beautiful corpse though, so that's good.
	Yeah Yes.
	Which you want to do, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, and so, you know, we have our doubts about whether or not this is Princess Di.
	Who knows, you know?
	Let's say I'll suspend my disbelief for a minute here.
	I think maybe that's the least we could do for Stephanie here.
	Other people were not so generous.
	Someone says, how are you this damn gullible?
	Eight question marks, rather.
	Very curious as to how you are this damn gullible.
	Stephanie replies, whatever dude think what you want.
	I don't give a shit And original guy says it's very obvious you don't give a shit you ignorant cunt Wow.
	Oh, hold on.
	Is he British?
	Because it's okay if he's British or like Australian.
	Maybe he's taking this so personally because he's British.
	Yeah.
	And so he's still allowed to use the C word.
	So maybe he's not taking it that seriously because that's just a word they use all the time anyway.
	Stephanie replies, F you prick.
	Original guy replies, F you disinformant.
	Ooh.
	And then Stephanie replies finally, LMAO nice speller.
	You can't do misspells in arguments.
	You're gonna lose every time.
	Plus I don't really think I see any misspellings.
	I think maybe she thinks that disinformant is supposed to have two S's?
	Or two M's?
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	I also think it's funny that, like, uh, yeah, F.U.
	Disinformant.
	You're just, you're in this QAnon group to spread disinformation unlike the, uh, totally real information we're supposed to be spreading in here about how JFK Jr.
	is still alive.
	You can't have disinformation amongst here because it will compromise the integrity of the facts.
	You're just trying to muddy the otherwise crystal clear waters we have in this group.
	Yeah, exactly.
	How old is this person?
	Like, why would you even like... Because I think Stephanie is like not that old, right?
	Stephanie's profile pic is pitch black.
	So no way of telling, really.
	This is like, what, this weird, um, ad, like, wanting for... I guess it's just because she was royalty that was, like, young and, like, popular that died.
	Um, there's still this, like, want for her to, like... It, for it to be... Foul play.
	Because I, I mean, she, she, she was murdered, like, for sure.
	We all know that, like, duh.
	Um, but I don't know if it has anything to do with the same deep state that's, that's holding, holding, uh, Trump down.
	I mean it was probably like something to do with capitalism, you know?
	Are you being ironic when you say you know she was murdered?
	Uh, no.
	Yeah.
	I don't really know enough.
	I don't know enough about that.
	I don't know enough either about it.
	Um, I think it's, I think we could just say, like, she was murdered, and that's fine.
	Or we could say that she just died, and that's fine, too.
	Um, yeah, anytime anybody's like, oh, there's a conspiracy around this celebrity's death, I'm like, I don't know, maybe.
	Yeah, maybe, yeah.
	Probably.
	I don't know.
	Like, Kurt Cobain and, and, uh, what's her face there?
	Courtney Love?
	Yeah.
	I don't even want to talk about it.
	That one sucks.
	Yeah.
	It's like, they both made really good music, and they were both really fucked up people.
	I think Kurt Cobain probably had his head on his shoulders a bit more, at least sociologically.
	But, I don't know.
	It's unnecessary.
	Courtney Love's not going to go to prison any time soon for that.
	So I don't know why you're like... Leave him alone.
	Yeah.
	And same thing with Jeffrey Epstein, you know?
	Just like, who knows?
	Leave it alone.
	Who cares?
	I'm sick of hearing about it, you know?
	That's going to get us canceled right there, saying we don't care about... Both he and Hillary Clinton, they did great things.
	They did terrible things.
	Both have screws loose.
	Who knows?
	You know, just enjoy them.
	Just enjoy them for what they were.
	Separate the art from the artist sometimes.
	You gotta do that.
	Yeah.
	Remember when Hillary flashed the VMAs?
	What's up?
	I'm Alexander Edward.
	I'm Tony Boswell.
	We're Minion Death Cult.
	The world is ending.
	A dire lack of child abuse is responsible.
	We're documenting it.
	Uh, what's up everybody?
	I have no idea what day it is.
	We are recording this a day before tour starts.
	We are getting this in the pipeline, getting ready to, uh, shove it in all of your faces.
	Like, you know how, like, conservatives are like, oh, the socialist agenda, the gay agenda.
	They want to shove it in all of our faces.
	They want to shove the gay agenda down our throats.
	That's what this pipeline is for.
	That's why we're priming it up.
	We're jam-packing it with content to then shove it directly down your throats.
	But that's because we know that's what you guys are into.
	You know that you're into that kind of thing, so you're welcome.
	It's consensual.
	Yeah, so I'm not... How much time have we already recorded?
	Okay, 15 minutes.
	Yeah, so the first thing we're going to talk about today is a news story that came out.
	This is like a news story that comes out every so often.
	It's about a scientific study On child abuse, on spanking, on corporal punishment.
	And this study comes out like every 10 years or so, saying something that we've known for about, I don't know, 40, 50 years.
	Long time, it's been a minute.
	Spanking your kids doesn't work.
	This is the latest study to confirm that.
	This is from a Facebook page called Care11, which looks to be an NBC affiliate.
	The headline reads, 50 years of research shows spanking makes behavior worse.
	The caption says, children who get hit are more likely to develop mental health problems, researchers say.
	So, of course, about 300 boomers came out of the woodwork to prove this caption 100% correct.
	Yeah.
	About, yeah, 300 boomers descended on this to say, I'm normal!
	I got hit and I'm normal!
	I have no violence in me now.
	Everything I do is the way it's supposed to be.
	I got hit and I'm normal, let me hit my fucking kids!
	Compassions the mental illness.
	Yeah.
	You know, this is something I feel like we've, I don't know, like I say this about a lot of these things.
	I say this about just general like patriotism and general like nationalism.
	I feel like this is stuff we've already figured out that is bad.
	And I think it just goes to like, I don't know.
	It's just more evidence that I was indeed growing up in a like progressive bubble.
	Were you spanked?
	Was corporal punishment used on you as a kid, Tony?
	When I was older.
	Once you could really understand it.
	Not when I was a kid, not when I was a child, but we had a couple interactions when I was a young teen.
	Is that better or worse?
	I don't know.
	I mean, it didn't work, you know?
	Sure.
	It didn't work at all.
	It made you worse, in fact.
	Obviously, yeah.
	But like, I remember my few spankings that were like, you know, memorable, obviously.
	The best one was, this is where I totally fucked up.
	I was probably like 13, and I told my mom, like, fuck you.
	I was like, fuck you.
	And she went for the smack.
	She went for the face smack.
	And I blocked it.
	Oh, that's another fuck up.
	Fucked up twice, dude.
	And I just knew, I was like, all right, all right, cool.
	All right.
	Um, let's get this over with.
	And, uh, and then she like called my dad, my dad that came over and gave me the whooping.
	Cool, man.
	Belted.
	Belted on the butt?
	On the leg?
	On the butt, on the bottom.
	Yeah.
	That sucks, man.
	Yeah.
	Um, I got, I got like spanked, uh, here, here and there.
	Um, most of my, most of my punishment was something we called nose to the wall.
	I had to put my face up against the wall, you know, nose to the wall, and stand there, you know, for like 10 minutes or something like that, and it sucked.
	Yeah, I got spanked here and there, but I think my parents were pretty lib, pretty progressive, so they kind of, I think, you know, they believed it when scientists were like, hey, hitting your kids is bad.
	They were like, alright, I guess.
	Yeah feels good to me but okay um and so I only got like swatted on the bottom a few times I think uh but one time very memorable when I was like eight or something uh my grandma did hit me with a dog chain uh so I was I was like bugging her or something uh I would we were We were in the yard because I kind of like grew up with my grandparents a little bit.
	And I was like, I want to do this.
	I want to do this.
	I want to do this.
	And she kept telling me no, no, no.
	And then eventually she just smacked me with the dog chain she was holding.
	Your mind just blacked out, didn't it?
	Just did it?
	And then I think she did that thing afterward.
	I don't really- I remember it a little bit, but then I remember her, you know, regaling me with the story as well.
	And she was like, yeah, but you know, after I did it, I explained to you.
	Now, do you know why grandma did that to you?
	It's because she loves you.
	And I was like, oh, okay.
	Awesome.
	Cool, cool.
	Now that has, uh, what do you call it?
	That has disentangled this violence with my psyche.
	I get it now.
	That explains why when we got a little closer you handed me that dog chain and requested I flog you with it.
	Oh no.
	To prove that I love you.
	Yeah.
	And my grandpa was a big proponent of the thump.
	I think this is an original, a Grandpa Coleman original.
	He would flick you with butcher's fingers.
	Uh-huh.
	On the head.
	You'd have to come over and he'd thump ya.
	But, it was endearing.
	You know, he would like avoid the soft spots.
	Yeah, I mean, I currently, you know, every time that Penny and I, we slap box.
	We just straight slap box.
	You know, but it's mostly, it's all just fun, you know?
	And the thing is, she's getting pretty quick, and she's starting to fuck me up.
	So, that's gonna stop very soon.
	So now you're gonna actually have to do, like, efficient... Box box!
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, with gloves.
	I thought you were gonna maybe, like, go over to the whole non-corporal side of discipline.
	Yeah.
	Disciplining a child's like, it's interesting, you know, cause like they don't, cause my kid's six, you know, she's six years old.
	So she doesn't get everything, but she gets most things.
	Yeah.
	And like, uh, we were having some homework troubles the other day and I was like, Hey, like, no, you don't, you're not doing your homework.
	So like, you don't get to just do what you wanted to do now.
	She's like, cool, so I don't feel like doing this anymore, so I'm going to go, I'm going to go play with my, she does those pearlers, those iron beads, that you iron and make little shapes out of.
	Okay.
	I'm like, no, you don't get to do that.
	She's like, cool, I'll just watch TV.
	I'm like, no, you don't get to watch TV.
	I said, I'm going to watch TV, and you're going to watch what I want to watch, and it's going to suck.
	That's not going to suck more than doing homework though, Doug.
	Exactly.
	Well, you think so.
	But then I put on something really mundane that she was not going to care about.
	I literally put on The Majority Report and watched that.
	I was like, this is what we're watching now.
	I love that.
	Sam Seder is a great alternative to corporal punishment.
	And five minutes went by and she's like, can I try homework again?
	I was like, yeah, let's do homework again.
	She's like, God, this show feels like homework.
	And she just didn't get it.
	She's like, but I don't want to do homework.
	I want to do these other things.
	Yeah.
	I'm like, yeah, but that's not how it works, kid.
	Smart kid.
	Quick-witted.
	I do like threaten to suplex her a lot in public, and that sometimes doesn't go over well.
	What did she say?
	She said, fucking do it, bitch.
	Oh, all the time.
	Because when I suplex her, I body slam her on a bed, and it's super fun, you know?
	So yeah, she's like, no, you won't bring it.
	I don't care.
	Her thing right now, she'll just tell me, she's like, I'll punch you in the face.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	But you won't.
	You're not fast enough.
	You can't get me.
	It's not possible.
	You're already spreading the disease of violence and abuse.
	The cycle is already continuing.
	Yeah, so no spankings, just suplexes.
	Yeah, let's get into, like, some reactions here.
	Just, this is, like, an overwhelmingly deranged comment section.
	Just, I mean, it had a thousand laugh reacts alone.
	Yeah.
	You know, so, um, these are people who just, like, really like hitting their kids.
	Um, like, you can arrange all the scientific data you want You can appeal to them with compassion and it's just, no, no.
	A 50 year study.
	I just like it.
	I just like hitting my kids.
	Logan Round says, so we're getting it here from the other angle.
	Logan Round says, hmm, my parents worked me over whenever I was a little brat and I turned out just fine.
	And then I'm looking at his profile picture where he's wearing a lime green Mountain Dew tank top.
	And yeah, I gotta ask, did you?
	Did you turn out fine?
	He has this face that's like, I don't know if it's supposed to be like a smiling face, but it's the face that is made when someone's trying to smile that's been through severe trauma.
	It's the face you make when you're biting on a leather strap, uh, because you're getting flogged repeatedly.
	That's his smile though.
	I think it's just frozen like that.
	Um, yeah, this face is, it's like the, it's like somebody tried hard to do the opposite of the soy face.
	Yeah.
	It's like the polar opposite of that face.
	Daniel Anderson says, I'm thinking the researchers that did the study are partial and were never spanked.
	Must be a way to find their safe space.
	It's like so you're saying that maybe these people who weren't spanked went on to like have careers in science and like do research and you know be I'm assuming somewhat successful.
	Yeah, maybe we should spank more.
	Shouldn't spank more.
	No, we don't want scientists and researchers.
	Those are bad.
	Got it.
	We don't want teachers and scientists and researchers.
	We don't want that stuff.
	That's bad.
	I understand now.
	Yeah.
	I think it's funny that he's like, okay, so I think the researchers that did the study are partial and were never spanked.
	Um, so, he's saying that the researchers, uh, are partial to not spanking because they weren't spanked.
	So, like, yeah, okay, that, I guess, makes sense, right?
	And he says, must be a way to find their safe space.
	And why would they need, like, a safe space if they're not being subjected to any, like, abuse or anything?
	You know, like... Yeah, this shows that, you know, your life can just be a safe space as long as you're not, you know, getting hit.
	Yeah.
	That's what he's saying.
	Like these people were too coddled.
	So now they need a safe space.
	Well, it sounds like they're like, they they're living in a safe space.
	Like they're pleasant.
	They're happy that they didn't get hit.
	Yeah.
	Um, and then, yeah, I just think it's funny.
	There's something like very funny.
	This is probably like a low blow or like low hanging fruit, but just the idea that you are directly contradicting, I don't know, peer reviewed science.
	Just science that's been demonstrated, findings that have been demonstrated over and over and over using decades of data.
	You are refuting that because, I don't know, it goes against your ideologies or your ingrained notions and like you can't handle a contradiction of that level.
	And then on top of that, you're accusing them of needing a safe space.
	Yep, yep.
	Safe space, you know, something where they've just constructed their own world full, you know, that adheres to no logical principles or reality whatsoever.
	These scientific researchers are just, you know, making up their own safe space.
	It's wild too, because it's, like we said, this is not new information.
	This is a new 50 year study.
	50 fucking years.
	Like, that's a long time.
	That's a very thorough study.
	You won't find many studies that are going to be that thorough.
	And this is, like I said, not the first one we've seen, but they have to keep on releasing these studies and doing these studies because people still don't believe them.
	Yeah.
	And they never are going to believe them because they don't believe in any studies.
	No.
	All scientific studies are just a way of creating your own safe space.
	Science is just propaganda, man.
	April Christofferson McElroy says, We love our kids, heart.
	One spank and lesson learned.
	I have three kids, so I think these are like my brother, my brother, and me.
	I think this is the McElroy's mom.
	Only needed one spank, though.
	They're good boys.
	One spank got them set on the right track to their podcasting empire.
	I have three kids that have each had one.
	This is a weird way to, like, discipline your... I'm only gonna give my kid one spank and that's gonna be enough.
	When do you use it?
	Like, what circumstance... Yeah.
	Like, what is the thing they did that's gonna be the spanking?
	And they're not gonna do anything bad ever again after that?
	I think they probably called Mommy McElroy a bitch when she gave him the spank.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then they were like, okay, I know right from wrong now.
	Thanks, mom.
	Thanks, ma'am.
	They say, yeah, I have three kids that have each had one.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah, it's like a toggle switch.
	You just slap them once and it flips the switch from evil to good.
	It's good.
	Which is why they just spank the baby when it's born.
	But if the doctor spanks him twice, then you're gonna have to spank him again later in life.
	Oh, yeah.
	They say please and thank you.
	They work hard for everything and nothing is handed to them.
	It's just like that one spank.
	It's like a butterfly flapping its wings against your butt.
	It just has unknown potential for the future.
	Also, you're supposed to hand your kids some things.
	You're supposed to hang your kids most things, actually.
	Well, I'm sure she fucking does.
	This is just all blowhard pablum.
	This is just conservative, like, doublespeak.
	It's called reality- oh no, I skipped a very important sentence.
	Oh, and my kids do not always get a trophy either.
	You kids suck at things, that's why.
	We go on to learn in this comment that her kid is in hockey.
	And I fucking guarantee you, no matter where your son's hockey team places that year, he's going to get a trophy.
	Yes.
	Because that's the way Little League sports fucking works.
	It's like a certificate when you complete anything.
	Yes.
	So they're not throwing your kid a parade for getting 10th place in the Little League Hockey team, or Little League Hockey League.
	They're giving him a little trinket that he completed a sport a whole year of his fucking life.
	How is that coddling your kid?
	No, I like to imagine her, like, throwing away her kid's, like, most improved award.
	Coach's award.
	That doesn't count.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Coach's award.
	Give me back when you fucking got some RBIs under your belt.
	Cool.
	Sportsmanship doesn't get you an MVP, does it?
	Yeah.
	Psycho.
	My kids do not always get a trophy either.
	We played a whole game last week, and he didn't get a trophy at the end of it.
	Uh-uh.
	Not even.
	And guess what?
	They're gonna compete in another game this weekend, and they're not gonna get a trophy after that one either.
	You know how many games are in this season?
	33.
	You know how many trophies they're gonna get?
	Just one.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	He's not always getting a trophy.
	My kids do not always get a trophy either.
	It's called reality parenting.
	Which is a great phrase.
	You know, like how we all were raised years ago before all this nonsense.
	And I'm like, how fucking old is April?
	That she's got three kids and still talking about spanking them or whatever.
	April is like 30 max.
	That's so wild.
	Her name's April, first of all.
	She's 30 years max.
	Yeah.
	She's a millennial.
	She might even be a young millennial.
	And she's talking about how when she was raised, we didn't have all these participation trophies like the millennials nowadays, like my millennial kids.
	It's just nonsense, dude.
	These people are just morons.
	P.S.
	My oldest chips in for tolls since we drive him to hockey practice, racking up tolls six times per week.
	Can you imagine my 12-year-old giving me $8 a month for tolls?
	We take it and put it right into his savings account that I will gladly pass on to him at 18.
	So it's kind of weird, like, to force your 12-year-old to pay for the tolls, right?
	Yeah, that's a weird move.
	Like, I can see... That's a strange move for sure.
	I could see if, like, you know, do chores or something?
	Like, help out around the house or whatever, because this is like, you know, eight bucks a month isn't really much.
	But still, just to show that you appreciate your parents' effort or whatever, that makes sense.
	But, like, paying them cash to use the toll booth?
	Yeah, of all the things to pitch in for, like, the tolls is a weird one.
	You know, it's like, maybe, you know, he saved his allowance to get new skates for himself.
	Yeah, well, which wouldn't happen because the skates are probably hundreds of dollars.
	Exactly, that's the best part about all this, is like, the tolls are the cheapest part about having a kid that plays hockey.
	Yeah.
	I did the math, though.
	If she really did this for $8 a month for six years until he's 18, that would be like over $500 in a savings account.
	So, I mean, not bad, but it's still just weird.
	And I don't think he's going to be riding with you after he's like 16.
	No, definitely not.
	Because he's already going to have his own.
	He's going to buy his own car.
	Yeah, with that $300 in his savings account.
	I am just thinking now, wow, that one spanking definitely derailed him crying laughing.
	Hashtag no snowflakes here.
	Hashtag raising the future.
	Hashtag good kids.
	So this is like a good mom.
	I hate it when like, SJWs are like virtue signaling about how they don't hit their kids.
	They're like, Oh, I'm such a good person.
	I don't beat my children.
	Oh, I'm such a good person.
	Like I don't use the N word or whatever.
	I just, I like it when people, you know, good people, they don't, they don't have to come on and say like, I'm not racist.
	They just come on and tell us about how great they raise their kids and they're raising the future and their kids aren't snowflakes.
	Just like normal, humble people.
	Yeah, regular folks.
	Regular folks.
	Nate White, so somebody like Nate White was like, I got abused and I liked it a lot.
	It was good for me and I'm a normal person now.
	And somebody was like, no, that's fucked up.
	Like your parents probably shouldn't have hit you.
	And Nate White replied, I never said I was hit.
	I said I was spanked.
	There is a difference.
	I mean, yeah?
	But like this?
	Let Nate elaborate here.
	The difference in spanking and hitting, spanking is discipline.
	Hitting is violence.
	I mean, as like an adult and totally separating this from the actual conversation, the difference between spanking and hitting is very simple.
	It's just real horny stuff.
	I have, in fact, spanked people.
	I have not hit those people.
	That's what I'm thinking when I hear the difference between hitting and spanking.
	I know it's half joke, half true, but some people like horny hitting as well.
	True, true.
	The horniness wouldn't outright make a difference.
	Some people don't like horny spanking.
	Um, what is the difference between spanking and hitting?
	It's like, it's just, oh I'm spanking, I'm not being violent, I'm teaching them manners.
	That's the only difference, is like inside your head while you're doing it.
	Your hand is like still making contact with their body in order to cause discomfort.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Um, and yeah, I just think it's funny.
	The difference in spanking is hitting.
	Spanking is discipline.
	Hitting is violence.
	Um, and it just, it reminds me of like, I don't know, the way we process like violence in this country.
	Maybe, maybe globally, but just, you know, the way Americans at least, because that's, you know, who I'm most familiar with.
	The way we just talk about violence, you know, like smashing windows is violent, but like getting thrown to the ground by a cop is not violent.
	Yeah, that's necessary, yeah.
	Or, I don't know, reminds me a lot of like the sort of Orwellian nature of the conversation around terrorism.
	The difference between, uh, taking out terrorists and, like, you know, fighting a battle or whatever.
	Enemy combatants, terrorists, freedom fighters.
	These are all very, like, vague terms.
	Um, when we were covering the, uh, Jesse Waters segment, There was a chyron on Fox News.
	It was on the screen and underneath the, while Jesse was talking, and it said, um, Turkey has labeled all of the Kurdish fighters as terrorists.
	And I was just thinking, like, why is that?
	Why does that matter?
	Why, like, why is that news to report other than to give them an excuse to indiscriminately, like, murder them?
	Yeah, it's effective.
	It's what we've been taught so long.
	It's kind of like dehumanizing them.
	Once you give them that role, they're not just soldiers, they're terrorists, which means they don't play by war rules, so therefore they need to be taken out by any means.
	Yeah, but it's just, it's funny that it is effective.
	Yeah, it totally works.
	It should be obvious what they're doing, especially when it's like, oh, Turkey has labeled them terrorists.
	Like, America, American media is giving us this information.
	American media and, you know, our government isn't calling the Kurds terrorists, although I do think Trump did call them terrorists at a press conference.
	I'm pretty positive, yeah.
	I'm pretty sure he did, yeah.
	Which is, yeah, I mean, super fucked up, but like, I don't know.
	It's just like, oh, local bully reports that your friend Nerdlinger is an enemy of the state.
	It's like, okay.
	What use is that information to me?
	It's just funny that we're supposed to take that seriously, just like we're supposed to take this guy hitting his kid and saying, oh no, it's discipline.
	I'm not hitting him.
	I'm disciplining him.
	We're supposed to, like, take that seriously and not believe our eyes when his hand makes contact with his kid's face or butt or legs or whatever.
	Yeah, this isn't a random act of violence.
	This is, like, a thought-out response to his kid, you know, picking his nose too much.
	Yeah, or just, like, talking out, you know, something annoying that, like, kids do, whatever.
	Yeah, and it's just clear how much ideology is at play here.
	Like, no, I don't care what the science says.
	I don't care what, like, your feelings about it say.
	I know that hitting my kid isn't violent.
	I know that it's not bad for him.
	Lisa Murphy Schmidt says, yeah, right.
	So, like, yeah, right, hitting your kids is bad for them.
	Yeah right, as demonstrated by the behaviors between the hard-working generation and the millennial slash me-too generations.
	You know the me-too generation.
	You know that generation of people who have like... wasn't... I mean like...
	The catalysts of the Me Too movement, a lot of them were not millennials at all, right?
	They were older.
	Older actresses who had been assaulted by Harvey Weinstein.
	That was one of the big... Exactly, yeah.
	That was the big jump off, right?
	They were all in their 40s.
	Yeah.
	I mean, uh, Rose McGowan, well, Rose McGowan got a really fucking raw deal out of that.
	I mean, not that anybody got a great deal out of it.
	I didn't mean it that way, but she was saying this stuff 20, 15, 20 years ago.
	Um, yeah.
	Uh, This is, like, so fucked up.
	This is such a fucked up thing to say.
	Look at the difference between my generation, the hard-working generation, you know, the Baby Boomers, or the, I don't know, Gen Xers, maybe, compared with, like, the lazy Me Too generation.
	Like, she means millennials.
	She means millennials.
	She does.
	But she's- Yeah.
	She's trying to insult millennials by calling them the generation that was sexually assaulted as if that's an insult to them.
	Yeah!
	Yeah!
	As if that's not a further insult to her own fucking generation.
	Yeah, it's so fucked.
	It's so backwards.
	And also, Lisa, what are you going to say to the kids who are like, I'm 18 and I just bought my own house.
	What have you done today?
	What about those kids?
	Huh?
	They're hard working.
	Those are the good ones?
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	They're not real either.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It's just insufferable because we know that millennials are working longer hours than our parents and grandparents and get paying less and also everything is more expensive anyway.
	Mary K. Berger-Wento says, this is our last comment on the topic, I do not believe that this at all.
	I grew up in a very strict house.
	Rosary said every night except Sunday.
	A beating needed or not.
	Dot, dot, dot.
	Are you saying something?
	Why did you not do the rosary on Sunday?
	It's weird.
	It's a weird move, Mary.
	Sorry.
	My Catholicness really popped off there.
	There's nothing in the Catholic faith that says not to do it on Sunday.
	You're supposed to do more on Sunday.
	um maybe anyways sorry yeah i don't know uh a beating needed or not dot dot dot when i became a parent no rosary but yes church so maybe like she was slyly not doing it on sunday because she's like hey that's the day god rests he's not gonna know what i'm doing that day i can just take sunday off and then once she was uh doing her own household uh she stopped doing rosary altogether Probably why your kids are such shitbags.
	Rosary is just you pray on the beads?
	Yeah.
	You're like, it's a repetitive prayer that you're doing, you know.
	Per bead?
	Yeah, you're doing it over and over again.
	Per bead, yeah.
	There's like a whole system.
	We won't get into it.
	How long does it usually take?
	Uh, dude, oh man, I used to be able to do it so fast.
	I was so good.
	Damn, that means you're like a really good Catholic.
	Yeah, because when you're a kid, you figure out how to do it really fast.
	What do you mean you figure out how to do it really fast?
	Like, is anybody watching you to make sure you're doing it right?
	Uh, yeah, dog.
	God.
	Are you kidding me?
	Yeah.
	What's wrong with you?
	You gotta explain it to me.
	How you figured out how to pray really fast.
	You just say the words really fast.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So you have to say it out loud.
	You can't just think of... It takes like, you know, depending on who you are, it takes like, you know, five, five, ten minutes.
	For one rosary?
	To do a rosary, yeah.
	Okay, that's not bad.
	Not bad at all, no.
	Yeah.
	It's tedious though, man.
	It's fucking tedious.
	I'll tell ya.
	It's like a form of meditation, it would seem like.
	You know, if it was ever told to me that way, I probably would have appreciated it a lot more.
	If everybody was like, hey, it's just time to clear your mind and not think about anything besides these words, I probably would have, like, appreciated it a lot more.
	But instead, you were, like, trying to say the prayers while also thinking about boobs.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Thinking about Ninja Turtles, ungodly stuff like that.
	Thinking about Ninja Turtle boobs.
	When I became a parent, no rosary but yes church.
	When they got in trouble, down the trousers.
	AA slap across it.
	They grew up to be great kids and I'm very proud of them.
	So spanking across the bottom isn't going to hurt them.
	They will know right from wrong.
	That is wrong today.
	Kids think it's all games.
	It's not!
	I didn't realize that we could have done this in DMX voice the whole time.
	Y'all gonna make me lose my faith up in here!
	Stop!
	Drop!
	Some child isn't gonna let me spank you. - Yeah, I'm just thinking about a Teddy Roosevelt, Rough Riders rap.
	Um, so... They grew up to be... I gave them a slap across it.
	I like that.
	She doesn't say the but, she just calls it an it.
	Well, she already said bottom, so we know what you're talking about.
	Where's the bottom?
	No, the bottom was later, yeah.
	Yeah, I'm spanking her.
	Oh yeah, she says it later, yeah.
	Across the bottom.
	You gotta spank across the bottom.
	You gotta glance across the bottom.
	That's how you do it.
	If it isn't going to hurt them, maybe you need to put a little more elbow grease in it.
	Yeah, what's the point in doing it if you're not hurting them?
	Okay, yeah.
	Let's move on to the next segment of the night.
	Let's see here.
	I think I need to pull up this video on Facebook.
	I mean, the video is like a minute long, but I think it's worth playing for the audience.
	Today is World Vegan Day, and I'm going to show you the most vegan army in the world.
	Okay, so this video is titled, The Most Vegan Army in the World.
	And it's been posted by the IDF.
	The Israeli Defense Forces.
	In the IDF, there are over 10,000 vegan soldiers.
	That's one out of every 18 soldiers.
	Every soldier has the freedom to choose.
	Vegan boots instead of leather ones.
	Vegan berets instead of wool ones.
	And vegan food options for every single meal.
	This is Miri!
	Hi, my name is Miri and I've been vegan for five years.
	When I joined the IDF, I knew that keeping a vegan lifestyle was important to me.
	Come with me and I'll show you what's for lunch.
	I just really care about, uh, my own lifestyle.
	I wanted to make sure to preserve, uh, my way of life.
	Yep, yep.
	You know, realized it might take sacrifices.
	Um, but hey, that's why I joined the IDF in the first place.
	And, uh, you know, some people have to sacrifice so that I can eat, um, you know, soy or seitan while stationed at the border of an apartheid state.
	Yeah.
	We have salads, rice, lentils, and even a stir-fry.
	Even a stir-fry?
	Being a vegan is about health and animal rights.
	And I am proud that I can continue doing my part for both people and animals.
	Happy International Vegan Day!
	Um, what I don't get is, um, aren't these people often referring to Palestinians as animals?
	Yeah, can't we extend that same right to those animals?
	Yeah, so this is a very weird video.
	It's in this modern editing style, very happy, very flavorful, very visually interesting, photogenic people from the IDF.
	Yeah, it's so wild.
	The whole thing is like super interesting.
	It's just like... Was there somebody who was like, I want to join the IDF, but I don't know if I can maintain my vegan diet while I'm there.
	I don't know if I can maintain my vegan lifestyle in the IDF, so maybe I won't join.
	And then they see this video and they're like, oh never mind, we're good.
	I think that this is just Western propaganda.
	This is just propaganda for the West.
	Like, hey, you've heard a lot of bad things about the IDF, like how we shoot children and we shoot reporters that are clearly labeled as the press.
	We laugh about it afterwards.
	We'd take videos of ourselves laughing about how many protesters we were able to shoot, how many journalists we were able to shoot.
	Remember when we set that one guy free?
	We told him he could go and then we shot him in the back?
	Yeah.
	People see that stuff and they're like, these guys probably don't care about animals.
	Yeah.
	So let's make a video about how we're all vegan now.
	The IDF has like the most insane social media posting style.
	Which I guess makes sense because they're one of the most insane organizations on the planet.
	So it would make sense that their social media reflects that.
	IDF is the authors of famous social media postings such as Weapons of the Palestinians.
	Which was like an infographic with all the deadly weapons that Palestinians, people in Gaza, would use against the people of Israel, such as tactical kites.
	Oh, I remember that.
	There were like kites with an M80 attached to it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I think another weapon that they would use was, like, a violence rope, which is the rope that you would, like, tie to protesters so they could follow their- find their way back to safety when they were bombarded with tear gas.
	Mm-hmm.
	What were some others?
	Like, a glass Coke bottle?
	A salt bottle?
	A salt Coke bottle?
	Yeah, because I remember when I first saw it, it looked like a joke.
	Like it looked like, it looked like something that like, you know, it looked like a mad TV, like a mad magazine, you know, thing.
	That's what it looked like.
	But it was definitely like, no, this is, these are the real threats.
	Are these, you know, like I said, the kite was great.
	Cause it was, it was like a little, like little explosive tied to a kite.
	They called it an assault kite.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Or like, oh, this is a, this is a, a tactical attack shovel.
	They use it to dig a hole to hide it inside.
	It's not your average shovel.
	It's a very, you know, violent shovel.
	I want to find that fucking infographic because it was so crazy.
	How do you feel about this as a vegan?
	Well, I'm looking for this, Tony.
	What's your take on this?
	Well, it's interesting because it's like... Veganism is something that's not taken seriously by much of anybody.
	It's like, you know, this joke.
	You know, it's like a funny ha-ha joke.
	Yeah, no, I'm laughing.
	Yeah.
	And like, it's not taken seriously at all, and so it's really wild, this organization of all people, who are like, he's monstrous, you know, we talk about him all the time, like, that video you referenced earlier that surfaced recently of the guy being let go and then shot in the back, and like, being laughed at, is wild.
	But even there, like, yeah, we should have vegan options.
	We should, uh, we should give it, we should give these vegans a, you know, we'd give them, give them a, you know, a diet they can like hold on to, you know, but it's like, But I have to, it's not even an option in public schools here.
	You can't even get like, you can't get, you can't get vegan food in public schools here.
	You know, you're gonna get like, oh there's a salad bar.
	Yeah, well you get it, you get a hamburger bun.
	It's full of bunny goodness.
	And even that bun's probably not even like vegan.
	And but like, but you know this, This organization gets what seems to be a pretty good spread, including stir fry.
	It's so wild to me that even they get it.
	Yeah, so what you're saying is if you're a vegan U.S.
	soldier, consider leaving such an evil organization and joining the IDF.
	Yeah.
	If you're a vegan U.S.
	soldier, you're fucked.
	I was looking at it like, They don't really have any options.
	You get like cliff bars.
	You get like a bunch of cliff bars.
	Yeah, it's so insane.
	You're saying you knew somebody who was a cook?
	Yeah, one of my good friends, he was a cook for the Coast Guard for so long and he got a lot of shit because So he would go shopping for the ship because they'd be out on the water for a long time.
	Um, and he would use his budget and go to places like Trader Joe's and like Whole Foods and get like good food.
	Um, and make like good food for them.
	Um, like nutritious food, not just like dense slop.
	And he got a lot of pushback for that.
	But even he would like, he would tell me he would pork Pork someone's, like, veggie food that he didn't like, he, like, put pork fat in it.
	Put a little bacon in it.
	On accident or intentionally?
	Oh, maliciously, yeah.
	Maliciously.
	Like, in a terrible way.
	In a fucking terrible way.
	These guys are like, oh, we would, we would never do that.
	We would never, you would never feed someone an animal byproduct that doesn't want to eat it.
	It's just inhumane.
	Yeah.
	If we just happen to see them on the wrong side of the wrong border, and maybe identifying as the wrong thing, we'll slaughter them.
	But we won't feed them animal if they don't want it.
	Um, so your buddy got in trouble for buying, like, healthy food for the Coast Guard?
	Yeah, they were like, no, that's not what we do.
	We use these vendors.
	And he's like, yeah, but I'm staying within the budget and I'm making really good food that they enjoy.
	That's great.
	He was trying to change their whole nutrition system and make it to where they're eating better food.
	Healthier food.
	I think that's funny.
	I don't know much about Israel culturally, but from what I can gather, it's just funny that they're like...
	These very brutal occupational force, and yet they have these progressive values, like involving women in the military, and apparently vegan leather, but they're just like totally psychopathic when it comes to like the violence that they enact and subjugate their neighbors to, you know?
	The people's That they're occupying.
	And then Americans, we have a similarly brutal nature, but also we're like, no, you can't have healthy food at all.
	Like, we're going to go out of our way to make sure you do not have good things to eat.
	It was even beyond, like, vegan diet.
	It was vegan lifestyle.
	Like, you can get a non-wool beret.
	Like, that's amazing.
	That's so... You know, I couldn't... You couldn't do that at, like, an American job site.
	Like, if I was like, hey, yo, this, like... I would rather not wear this thing that's not vegan, they'd be like, okay, tough luck.
	Yeah.
	Like, you gotta do it.
	I'm like, do you have a vegan option for these gloves?
	They're like, no, fuck you.
	Um, let's get into comments here.
	So these comments, um, I don't know, maybe you'll... I'm going to read a couple of them, okay?
	And before we comment on them, I just want to see what feelings it arouses in the listener.
	See if it's similar to my own feelings.
	Nina Rogoff says, Wow!
	The food is an amazing option, but to even offer non-leather boots and non-woollen berets, I think that tells you how much all life is valued.
	Jesus Christ.
	Shh, don't say anything.
	Inbar Garfield Horvitz says, the most ethical army in the world.
	Also when it comes to dietary preferences.
	Grinning, smiling, grinning, smiling.
	Okay, now just take a second.
	Let the listener react to that.
	Huh?
	This seems fake.
	This seems like deliberately antagonistic to us, the leftist viewer of these comments.
	Yeah.
	This seems like troll comments.
	They seem like a bit.
	They seem like a bit to say, fuck you, Palestine.
	Fuck you, Gaza.
	And they're the top comments.
	These two were the top comments on this post.
	Man, but I mean, like I said, you know, my, my, my grandma who just got, she, I haven't had a chance to talk to her since she got back, but when she was on her way over there, she really, she's about it.
	She thinks like, she thinks that like all Palestinians are terrorists, you know, and like, That Israel is doing a good thing.
	And it's like, these people really believe that.
	It's really wild.
	It's really strange how effective the propaganda has been for them.
	It's really interesting.
	From what I understand, Israel is a pretty center-left population.
	They just happen to be governed by an extremely strong, increasingly right-wing government.
	I don't think these sentiments in these top two comments are the actual most popular sentiments about the IDF.
	No, I don't think so.
	I think this is insane.
	I think that tells you how much all life is valued.
	Like, you're not just talking about... How can you say that?
	You're not just talking about veganism here.
	No.
	You're definitely trying to say something else.
	Also, the most ethical army in the world.
	Yeah.
	Wild.
	How do you, like, aside from the fact that that's, like, demonstrably false, insofar as you can measure ethics on, like, a numerical scale, how would you?
	How would you say, oh, the most ethical army?
	We're just the best army.
	We're the goodest army.
	It's just nonsense.
	It's just propaganda.
	And then clarifying when they're saying, like, we're not, I'm not really talking about just the food.
	Because he says, also, when it comes to dietary preferences.
	Yeah, and he uses this smiling emoji, like the, like, gritting your teeth smiling, almost.
	Showing too much teeth in a smile.
	You know the smile.
	You know that one.
	The whole thing is very rude.
	Nathaniel P. Pirello says, I'm recommending all vegans I know transfer to the IDF immediately, in the hopes that some military training will shake some of the crazy out of them.
	Oh my god, I love that.
	I love that so much.
	Like, you know, because you're crazy for being vegan in the first place, which I can attest to.
	But then yeah, you just need a little grit.
	You just need to like, you know, you just need to like, take a few lives.
	That's all you got.
	It's gonna really, it's gonna really shake, you know, make ya...
	Okay, so we all, as human beings, as men especially, but as human beings in general, we all have an innate lust for blood, and murder, and death.
	But you as a vegan, You were denying yourself the basic, I don't know, one of the fundamentals of being human, which is, you know, conquering, killing, murdering, dominating, taking someone else for your own, right?
	In the form of meat.
	Oh, absolutely.
	That's what's making you so crazy.
	You have all that pent-up bloodlust, you have all that, like, murderous fantasy just building up inside your brain, and it's making you cuckoo bananas.
	So you join the army, Kill a few brown people, get it out of your system.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I like the idea that joining the military, especially the IDF, will shake some of the crazy out of you.
	It's that whole saying, there's no vegans in the foxholes.
	Um, this reminds me of like the Black and Blue episode that we did where she was like, Oh, I went overseas.
	I joined the military.
	I was stationed in Afghanistan and Iraq.
	And you know, it taught me not to see enemies anymore.
	Just people.
	Allies, enemies, it was just people.
	How could you write that?
	How could you write such an obvious joke and not realize that it was a joke?
	And that's what this comment is.
	I just want him to like, you know, go make sure nobody escapes the largest open-air prison in the world in order to knock some of the crazy out of you.
	Like if something were to happen to where like I would, you know, hit my head real hard and like You know, join the military?
	Yeah, I would not also be vegan.
	That would be so wild to me.
	Like, if I have to choose between a cow and a kid, I'm killing the cow every time.
	Okay, that's good to know.
	Yeah, you're not as crazy as some of the other vegans out there.
	Wait, hold on.
	But what if it's a kid cow?
	What if it's a baby goat, which they call a kid?
	Oh, that's different.
	Those are real cute.
	Yeah, I think the baby cow gets it in that case.
	It's gonna be tough.
	Sophie's Choice over here.
	What's like a millennial name that sounds like Sophie?
	Susie with an X's Choice over here.
	I hope that was worth it.
	Well, the kid that's named Susie with an X, I hope that kid's pretty cool.
	That kid's probably a Gen Xer anyway.
	Michael Shane Spencer, great comment here, says, well to each his own, as long as you're not overly aggressive toward your non-vegan comrades, just don't- That's a thing.
	This is funny for a couple reasons.
	Yeah, I'll let you say the first reason.
	That's the thing, people think that vegans hate everyone else.
	So on the good old apps, the good old dating apps, I don't put that I'm vegan on there, but if it gets to the point where we're talking about maybe getting some food, I'll try to- Getting some food or maybe going boot shopping.
	Yeah.
	I will mention, trying to catch, so this one person I was talking to, they're a food scientist.
	What is that?
	They work in food and they do science with food, I guess.
	It's interesting.
	I don't know.
	I'm really curious.
	I want to find out more about it.
	But one of the reasons why they were attracted to my profile in the first place is because I have my bread on there.
	I have a picture of my bread on there because that shit works.
	So basically they've all become like message boards talking about bread.
	Anyways.
	You got bread zoned, dude.
	Yeah, exactly.
	All the time.
	So anyways, they were like, hey, we should like, we should like, um, oh, I want to make you this thing.
	And I was like, well, you know, I should probably tell you now, like, I actually don't eat meat.
	And they were like, well, that's cool as long as you're not a vegan.
	And I was like, actually, I am a vegan.
	And they're like, well, I hope you don't hate me because I'm a carnivore.
	And I'm like, that doesn't happen.
	What are you talking about?
	I don't like, if I were to hate everyone that's not a vegan, I would have like no friends.
	Yeah.
	If vegans hated everyone who wasn't vegan, I wouldn't have been in a hardcore band with four of them for four years.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's like, I don't know where that, that, that trope comes from.
	I guess there's a couple people like on, you know, on the internet who are like yelling about it, but it's like, that's so fucking stupid.
	Well, it's the same thing with feminism.
	It's the same thing with being gay or trans or whatever.
	It's, you know, in order to like justify your bigotry towards vegans, towards women, towards gay people, you have to invent bigotry that they're doing to you.
	You have to invent a meme that says, if you don't get a boner when you look at me, you're transphobic.
	You have to create a meme like that to further the hatred you have for those people.
	They're worried you're going to do reverse bigotry on them.
	Yeah, you know the notoriously violent and aggressive vegans.
	But yeah, I like this comment because you're talking about murderers.
	As long as these ruthless child murderers are nice to me, I'll be nice to them.
	That's how they get them riled up.
	They're like, hey, you know those guys over there, they ate a bunch of meat today.
	What are you going to do to them?
	Are you gonna bring the reckoning?
	Yeah.
	Patsy Webb, love this comment.
	I don't know, this is a great segment.
	This is probably my second favorite comment.
	Patsy Webb says, you guys have it really going on.
	So to the IDF, you guys have it really going on.
	You're not just God's army.
	You're God's people.
	You're right on track, vegan and all.
	I love you.
	I pray for you.
	You are the bride and son of God.
	Wow.
	What a title.
	Wear it with pride.
	Amen.
	Praying hands.
	What the fuck?
	Anyone want to take a guess as to whether Patsy Webb is Jewish or Israeli?
	I don't think those are actually biblical names.
	They are.
	But both Patsy and Webb were not referring to names at all.
	They were an actual expired Webb and then also a Patsy, like somebody who was to blame.
	I was going to say, I would pray to Patsy Cline way before Mary Magdalene or whatever.
	Patsy is an evangelical.
	Calling it, in the comments section of the IDF, calling them God's people.
	And it's, you're not just God's army, you're God's people.
	Which is weird, because to be an army, you would already have to be people.
	So I think she mixed those up.
	You know, you're not just God's people, you're God's army.
	Okay.
	Okay, fair enough.
	And all I love you, I pray for you.
	You are the bride of the Son of God.
	Wow, what a title.
	Wear it with pride.
	I don't, yeah, just insane people we have in this country.
	Yakov M. Gross says, Every vegan soldier should have a special badge that can warn other soldiers not to interact with them.
	I'm just not happy with the veganism.
	Things like these vegans are cuckoo, banana pants.
	Every vegan soldier should have a special badge.
	I mean, yeah, he doesn't look like a Palestinian to me.
	I was going to say, you're making some assumptions that Yakov is not a Palestinian.
	Yuval Hivroni says, you're a bad man.
	Sandun Rashmika says, you need a badge to tell others that you operate with two brain cells.
	Tomar Levy says, Yakov, negative and gross.
	Please don't bother commenting and I'm not even vegan.
	Please don't bother commenting on your comment that I'm commenting on.
	How dare you slightly criticize vegans.
	Vegan IDF soldiers.
	They're people.
	They're people just like you and me.
	Where are these people at when I'm just, like, trying to be vegan in general?
	Like, why are they not coming to my defense now?
	Well, that's because you're not living in the only vegan country in the Middle East.
	True.
	True.
	Guy Kazimoff says, uh, how about this design for a badge?
	Yellow star on the chest.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	You learned bigotry well from the fascists.
	Wow.
	Wow, galaxy brain here.
	So, uh, IDF soldiers are getting, like, slightly criticized, vegan IDF soldiers are getting slightly criticized, uh, on Facebook, and, like, that's the equivalent of, of, uh, Jewish pogrom, anti-Jewish pogrom, or, you know, uh, the Holocaust, or whatever.
	As, you know, like we've said before, just indiscriminately, like, maintaining a brutal apartheid state, uh... Yeah.
	Yeah, that's funny, but it's also funny, too, that, like, Big no-no, and I'm sure you'll agree with this Tony, a big no-no is comparing like the slaughter of animals, the industrialized slaughter of animals to the Holocaust.
	Yeah.
	Comparing that to either chattel slavery or the like mass execution of people.
	Yeah.
	People generally don't like that when vegans pull stunts like that, when PETA says things like that.
	It's a bad look.
	It's fucking terrible.
	This is even beyond that.
	This is, no, you criticizing vegans.
	That's the holocaust.
	That's the industrial slaughter of humans.
	And then this is even beyond that because this is you criticizing brutal IDF soldiers is a holocaust.
	So wild.
	IDF vegans.
	So fucking wild.
	It's beyond the galaxy brain.
	It's beyond that.
	Oh, and then Yakov replies, uh, how is a vegan like a fascist?
	But this, it's like a rhetorical, it's like a joke prompt.
	So it's how is a vegan like a fascist?
	They're both weak, pathetic sticks lashed together.
	So weird.
	I know what he means by this.
	I know what he means by this.
	The fascis is the fascist symbol and what that is is it's a axe, like a one-handed axe with a bundle of sticks wrapped around the handle of the axe and like it's called the fascis and it's a symbol that like dates back to like pre-roman era And it's actually, like, you can see it in the House of Representatives.
	You can see it, like, behind the dais in the House of Representatives.
	Because it sort of, like, represents magisterial power.
	But it's also the symbol of the fascists.
	Like, it's where the Italian Fascist Party got their name.
	It was from the fascists.
	And that's what he's referring to, that vegans are weak.
	Uh, and pathetic like, uh, the sticks lashed together in the fascis, which is, um, at the risk of sounding like I'm caping for fascism, um, the whole point of that symbol is that it is the union of the sticks that makes it strong.
	Like, that's the point of the symbol is that, you know, one person can be weak, but if you band together, yeah, e pluribus.
	Structurally, it's actually, yeah.
	Structurally, it's like, actually pretty strong.
	So it's just like, who do you root for in this rhetorical argument?
	I mean, I guess all arguments are rhetorical, but I'm being really insufferable in this episode today, I feel.
	No, it's good.
	It's good.
	Mark Garland says, a bacon air freshener would cure their condition promptly.
	So fucking stupid.
	So fucking stupid.
	And like, I will be the first to say, and I know I'm not alone here.
	Bacon still smells delicious.
	Like, I used to work at a coffee shop where we would make breakfast sandwiches and we would bake the bacon.
	I loved that time.
	Isn't it tempting for you?
	No, because I'm not, like, fucking weak, bro.
	You're not like a fascist?
	Yeah, I'm not like a bundle of sticks tied together.
	Sun's so fucking stupid.
	And also, there's no way a bacon air freshener... Why don't you just actually have real bacon?
	Why does it have to be an air freshener?
	Because I think a bacon air freshener is epic.
	I think this guy has one in every single one of his vehicles, including his girlfriend's car.
	Yep, yep.
	Yeah, this is an epic comment.
	I'm gonna sneak into every one of these vegan IDF soldiers' bunks and I'm gonna replace their vegan-issued socks with a pair of all-over print bacon socks.
	Ooh, the socks that look like one strip of bacon.
	Okay, yeah, that too.
	I was thinking the ones where it's like, it's like Elizabeth Warren's face printed all over it except it's bacon.
	Use those bacon band-aids everywhere.
	Just bacon everywhere.
	Yeah.
	They can live with it.
	I'm gonna feed their dogs bacon strips.
	I don't know why, like, because it looks cool.
	It looks like bacon, you know?
	It looks like real bacon.
	It doesn't taste like bacon at all.
	It's kind of rude, actually, because, you know, I get excited when I see them every once in a while and I want to eat one, but they don't taste like bacon.
	Last comment, Gray Black says, Gray Black, who tried to friend me on Facebook, I think I accepted it.
	What's up, dude, if you're listening?
	GreyBlack says, uh, and meanwhile they are brutalizing Palestinians.
	What's vegan about that?
	And I liked this comment.
	That's why GreyBlack sent me a friend request.
	We had a mutual friend.
	That's why I accepted it.
	Tom Grelinski replies to GreyBlack, you need to reread the definition of veganism.
	I help you in the meantime.
	It does not mention anything towards humans.
	What?
	What?
	Sorry, you can, like, eat humans, I think, if you're vegan.
	Oh, no, I've, like, used this, like, I've used the same argument for, like, cum.
	So, like, cum's vegan.
	Yeah, I mean, that's like... I mean, humans are capable of consent, though.
	If you were to take cum without consent, it wouldn't be vegan.
	That's true.
	That's very true.
	It's extremely true.
	Yeah.
	But, um... And also, like, yeah, that's fucking stupid.
	I hate this comment so much.
	Yeah, and if you look at Tom Grelinski's profile pic, he's like running a marathon and he has a... I guess that part's not important.
	But he has a frame, a Facebook profile frame that says, vegan for the animals.
	So yeah, his Facebook frame doesn't say anything about humans, so maybe he's right.
	Yep, not for the humans, not for the earth, or for the future, or for the health, just for the animals.
	What is this argument about?
	Like, I don't understand what he- Like, I kind of included this because I didn't understand it, and I just was confused by it.
	Um, it honestly- Tom is actually a serial killer and has some guilt over it.
	Yeah.
	It honestly sounds like that's something he's saying.
	He's trying to defend the idea of killing people by saying, well, technically, being vegan isn't about not murdering people.
	Well, we talked about this.
	Actually, eating and killing people is the most vegan move you can do because it reduces the carbon footprint a lot.
	It's like negative meat.
	Yeah.
	You're preventing other meat from being eaten.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah.
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