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Elizabeth Stevens last comment here says who do you think supplies the jobs so you can have a job so you can eat have a roof over your head and cloths on your back and build your hospitals space dot dot dot dot dot dot dot space space space space space space space space you space space space space space Young will be sorry if you vote for a Democrat Socialist Party, space, dot, dot, dot, space.
You will be begging for, comma, food, comma, shelter, space, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
You will be sorry for your choice, space, dot, the old saying, space, dot, dot, dot.
Be very careful what you wish for, space, dot, dot, dot.
A free education is no good if you have no job to go to.
And then she's included, uh, like a meme, which is a Milky Way background that says, be careful what you wish for in the foreground.
All caps.
The universe screaming at you.
Be careful what you wish for.
The signs, the universe is giving us signs.
We just have to look for them.
I love it.
Who do you think gives you jobs to build your hospitals?
You think it's just some crackhead?
You think crackheads are building hospitals?
Well, if you want healthcare, why don't you build a dang hospital?
You fucking idiot.
You wouldn't be waiting in line if you just build your own hospital.
I also love this phrase, who do you think supplies the jobs?
Okay, so this is a common refrain.
This is another like common right-wing meme, you know.
Oh, they're job creators.
They're job providers.
But in the abstract, They're not doing the job, right?
It's a different usage of the word job.
It's like, oh, this is a job that you can do, right?
It's not a job that you are doing.
It's a job that you can do.
What that is... It's definitely not one you want to do.
That's probably true.
I mean, almost any job, really.
But what they're saying, and I don't know, maybe I'm over-explaining the obvious here, but it just kind of hit me with this idea.
Who do you think supplies the jobs?
What they are supplying is a lack of work.
They're giving you a negative amount of work that you then have to put work into.
Yeah.
They're creating negative work.
They're creating an absence of work that you then, by their good graces, get to provide.
And again, this is... We should be so lucky.
This is like obvious, it's, I'm not saying anything new, but it's just, it's so funny the language around this idea.
Oh, I created a job for you.
You know what that's called?
That's called giving somebody work.
Okay?
Yeah.
Here, look.
I didn't fucking vacuum my floor.
You're welcome for giving you a job to do.
My dog shit all over the front yard.
You're welcome.
Yeah.
I don't feel like driving to go pick up my fucking ice cream.
Thank you.
Yeah.
It's, it's so insane the way, like, and I love the language around these posts.
You know, once again, who, who will generate all the money?
Who will make all the, I mean, take all the, I mean, uh, get all, I mean, uh, generate all the money?
I just still want to go to this place where I can be like, hi, can I have a work?
Can I please have a, uh, a work?
Thank you.
I supplied you with work to do.
Hey, no one supplied me with any of the work.
Can I get some of the work?
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