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Aug. 14, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
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Y'all Need To Go Bed (feat. Terrence K Williams)

Almost exactly a year ago, we covered a Facebook comedian who was cut short on Fox News for making racist, anti-asian jokes on air. Last weekend, Trump retweeted this same comedian's #clintonbodycount conspiracy theory concerning the death of Jeffrey Epstein. This man is Terrence K Williams. This is his story. For more content like this, support the show at http://Patreon.com/MinionDeathCult 

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Hey everybody.
We have a nice little gift for the listeners today.
The listeners, at least, who don't subscribe to the Patreon.
I don't know how deserving of this gift you are, but we're giving it to you anyway.
So, probably read about how Trump retweeted a Clinton conspiracy about the death of Jeffrey Epstein.
A man filming himself in his car, basically accusing Hillary Clinton and Bill, I guess, of killing Jeffrey Epstein.
Trump retweeted this.
Beyond the pale, right?
Oh my god, I can't believe he did it.
The man that Trump retweeted is a comedian by the name of Terrence K. Williams who is just one of the absolute worst comedians I've ever heard and the reason I have heard him before is because Tony and I did a deep dive on this man's Facebook page about a year ago probably.
I didn't look up the exact date.
This is episode 67 for the Patreon subscribers.
So, in order to inform you of the man who was just retweeted by the President of the United States accusing Hillary and Bill Clinton of killing Jeffrey Epstein, we decided to release this episode.
I was worried, it being from so long ago, you know, oh no, what if it's not good?
No, it's fire.
This episode rules.
Extremely proud of it.
More people need to hear Terrence K. Williams and his actual comedy.
So, enjoy.
The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist-fornia today.
So stay tuned, we're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
But stay tuned guys, we'll show you exactly what it looks like when we're going to the desert.
Follow their rebar in the post-down.
Stay tuned.
I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
White liberals being racist against racism against reverse racism is responsible.
We're documenting it.
So be prepared to laugh, folks.
Have some stitches handy to sew into your sides because we have one of the funniest One of the funniest people we've ever had on the show today.
Mind-blowing.
Inspirational.
This is a comedian by the name of, uh... Terrence K. Williams.
I'm actually been calling him, like, the Andy Kaufman of Deaf Comedy Jam.
That's who he is to me.
Oh, wow.
He's just laugh out loud funny.
Yeah.
Like Andy Kaufman.
Yeah, uh... I mean, he was like...
We can sit here and call him funny.
We can sit here and say how funny we think he is.
But the fact is he was funny enough to be on a segment of Jesse Watters' Fox News show.
The notoriously hilarious Jesse Watters.
Right.
Dude knows comedy.
And had Terrence K. Williams on his show.
And boy did he cause a bit of trouble.
He's so crazy!
Let's go ahead Watch a little bit of this video.
Terrence K. Williams.
Terrence!
So we should set up why he's on the show.
So, uh, New York Times, uh, hired an Asian reporter who had a history of bad tweets against white people.
Yeah, just really mean things.
Just really cruel, racist things.
My favorite one was, uh, White Men Are Bullshit.
Yeah.
Or White Men Are Cancelled.
I love that one.
And, uh, according to the New York Times, uh, those tweets were in response to racist remarks she herself was getting.
She was sort of, like, flipping the racism on its head, according to her.
I don't really care.
Which, yeah.
It's funny either way.
You don't need that.
Even if all white men are really nice to her on the internet, she still has every right to say white men are canceled and white men are bullshit because we live in America.
Yeah, I know.
That's exactly what's happening.
It's always going to be funny.
So, of course, Fox News and the internet, like, did days worth of reporting on this.
They loved this.
And yeah, they were scraping, obviously, just the top of the barrel when they brought Terrence Williams on Fox News to talk about this.
And so it's important, what we're watching here, we're watching Terrence Williams do a reaction video to his own appearance On Water's World, which is still what that show is called.
I thought he had hosted his own show now, but it's still just called Water's World.
I thought for sure the Costner camp would have taken care of that, but apparently, nope, Water's World it is.
Well, Water's World used to be like a shit segment on Bill O'Reilly, and now Jesse Waters is behind an anchor desk and his show is still just a Like, bullshit parody of one of the biggest box office flops in American history?
Cool, dude.
Okay, so... I saw that at the drive-in.
Did you really?
Yeah.
So somebody saw it?
I fell asleep.
What are they complaining about?
I fell asleep, but I mean... So you got your money back?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this is Terrence K. Williams watching his own appearance on Fox News and he's like, he's drinking a big gulp while he watches the video and just like enjoying every second of himself.
I don't even have any words for that.
Take it away.
That is a nasty woman.
So, of course, the nasty New York Times would hire her.
But would they hire Roseanne?
No.
And I would tell people not to read the New York Times, but it's too late.
Nobody reads them anyway.
I mean, I would get my news from Nickelodeon than from New York Times.
But this is crazy.
Well, some people do this.
Nickelodeon gets better ratings than CNN most weeks.
Exactly!
And I don't know if this lady is Chinese, Japanese, or crazy-nese.
Something is wrong!
So that's a joke he wrote.
That's a joke he wrote for the interview.
You can hear him start to say it before he's interrupted by Jesse Waters' ad-lib about how Nickelodeon gets better ratings than CNN.
Which also, I'd like to stand for Nick News.
Nick News was fantastic and really informative and we learned a lot and I think that's why we have a generation of people that are aware of the news is because of Nick News.
Thank you, Nick News.
Wait, was Linda Ellerby Nick News or MTV News?
Does it matter?
I think it was Nick News.
It is now.
Yeah, I think you're right, Nick News.
But yeah, and so, man, I can't believe, um, I can't believe we're witnessing peak racism here from him.
I can't believe this is as bad as it's gonna get.
Everybody knows that... What did he say?
I don't know if she was Chinese, Japanese, or Crazy Knees.
Crazy Knees.
Crazy Knees.
Which is, like, what you call, um, like, that's the nickname for, like, the old guy that, like, walks fun.
Old Crazy Knees over there.
I don't know if she was Chinese, Japanese, or stupid knees.
It's like peak fourth grade humor.
You just kind of figure out how words can be funny, but you haven't realized that you shouldn't be a bigot.
Or you haven't realized that you should try a little harder.
Yeah.
Exactly.
You know?
Like, do a second run.
Do a second pass on this joke.
That you're delivering to a fucking cable news audience of millions.
This is not even as, like, good as the racist joke we all knew as children, the dirty knees look at these.
Yeah, no.
This is not even that good.
This is the lazy version of that, and you're a grown person.
It's sub-dirty knees.
Yeah, it's bad.
It shins.
So, okay.
Speaking about this issue at large, just to detract from Terrence Williams' bit here for a second.
So the argument is that she was racist against white people.
Therefore, like, we're outraged.
We hate racism.
Whether it's against anybody.
So we're gonna bring on some guy to make 20-year-old hack anti-Asian jokes to illustrate how outraged we are over Sarah Jeong's racist tweets.
But don't worry, we're woke.
We didn't just get a white guy to defend it.
We got a black guy.
Like, that is... so fucking lame.
And not just any black guy, but the most off-putting black guy you've ever seen.
Yeah, and when we're saying seen, I don't want to be too, like, Shallow about this, or like superficial, but I don't know if I've seen a worse haircut.
This dude's fucking haircut game is so fucked.
Elaborate.
This hairline is so wild.
He has like 70 degree angles on the drip back hairline, and he has the line, he has a part that's like Halfway down the side of his head.
It's not a part.
That's not where it's supposed to be.
It's so fucked up.
And the crazy thing is this person has his hair cut and is like is confident enough to put his face on TV all day.
That line is actually from when he got a brain transplant and became this like wild and crazy twisted dude.
Oh, he's so wild.
Yeah, he got like he got an abby normal brain.
He's so smart that he's like beyond Well, no, I was saying he was, like, fucked up in the head and, like, zany and, like, twisted and, like, he doesn't care who he offends.
This is a lobotomy scar!
Yeah.
Uh, no, he, and he also looks like he's five years old.
But, yeah, he's, he's a... Just total baby face.
Total baby, yeah.
He's like the Black Gerber baby.
Looks like, looks like Orlando, like, like, the, the facial mannerisms of Orlando Brown from, uh, from That's So Raven, currently, if you guys have seen anything with him recently, his, Yeah, you know all that stuff that he's doing?
His face?
Well, he does a lot of interviews where he says problematic things about Raven-Symoné.
Everything's real animated and big and obnoxious, and that's who he looks to for comedic cues is this awful other hack.
But anyways, like I said, it's not going to get any worse, so we're fine.
She basically said this.
She was being harassed, they claimed, by racist people on Twitter.
And she responded to that harassment by imitating the rhetoric of their harassers.
So they're saying, oh yeah, some people said some racist stuff to her.
So then she said racist stuff back to imitate them.
Does that even make any sense?
Oh my.
That don't make no sense.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
There's something wrong with them fortune cookies that Ling Ling is eating.
That she's eating.
It's not wrong with her.
Terrence.
I think you have got yourself in trouble.
No, no, no, no!
I'm hilarious.
Oh!
I need to go to bed.
Yes, I said that.
Yes, I said Ling Ling.
OK?
I said Ling Ling.
I'll say it all day.
I am a comedian.
And you know what?
It's a joke.
Who cares?
But you know what?
Why?
Huh?
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing.
What?
Ling Ling been eating some bad fortune cookies.
It's the same joke.
Because you know what?
She the real racist!
She the real racist!
Come on now!
Come on now!
Y'all need to lighten up!
Yelling about lightening up?
That kind of reminds me of how intense it got in the end.
She's the real racist.
Y'all need to lighten up.
Her name is Sarah.
Her name is Sarah.
But, but she's the racist.
The person I am calling Ling Ling is, she's the racist.
Yeah, the person I'm calling an Asian Panda.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's an incredible bit of video.
So that, that capper on the end was obviously like his own video that he uploaded to Facebook because he's never going to be allowed on Fox News or any other cable program again.
He'll be, he'll be allowed on CRTV or whatever that Facebook.
like Republican channel that's that has Gavin McGinnis after he even after he shoved a dildo up his ass on TV to own the libs uh they'll have him on there yeah exactly but never again on Fox News oh and also maybe he might gray some red carpets so this whole concept is just so wild because I mean his whole platform is like the I can't be racist because I'm black yeah Yeah.
Right?
And so we were talking about how the way people are defining racism now is in order to be racist you have to come from a position of power.
Right.
Now I'm going to counter that with... A position of like racial power.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Now what I'm going to counter that with is that The only real rule is that you can't be racist, let's be real, you can't be racist towards white people.
Because what it is is that anybody can have racism put upon them by anybody else because You have to have the lack of power.
Even though he is also coming from a place with no power, so is she.
So is Sarah.
So to just minimalize her down to that and give all these really lame...
Amateurish, slapsticky, bullshit, not even clever, ignorant.
I use ignorant in the most basic way.
Fortune cookies are like, everyone knows that.
Everyone knows fortune cookies are not Asian.
Like, everyone knows that.
I don't know, is that an American invention?
That's an American thing, yeah.
Like, that's a thing.
Anyways.
I don't eat them, so I...
And we also come to this place where you don't.
Don't.
Because that's witchcraft also.
It's blasphemy.
Right.
And then you gotta play that like weird game where you add in bed to the fortune cookie.
And then you don't know if like, did it only come true if you eat the fortune cookie before you eat it?
Or like, you know, do you have to eat the paper afterwards?
I remember hearing that.
But the bottom line here is that Asian Americans are not taken seriously when it comes to these issues at all to the point where this guy gets to just be a blatant racist and thinks he can just laugh it off because he's like no no it's cool like I also have racism put upon me.
I'm like dude I don't think anyone's doing what you deserve because you have a I wish there was some video where you're just being taken down the way you're taking her down right now, you know?
Because I'm over here watching you cooning it up.
Watching you do your little dance for these people.
Just totally throwing your identity and anybody who can relate to you under the bus for some weird likes.
Yeah.
Dude has like 200,000 Facebook followers.
It's fucking wild.
It's like, no dude, you're a fucking bigot.
You suck.
You are the problem.
This dude sucks so hard.
He sucks so bad.
Everything about him is the fucking worst.
Legit, like, the worst comedian I've ever seen.
It's not funny.
Yeah.
Like, I would rather watch the comedian that Dave Chappelle is pretending to be in The Nutty Professor than this guy.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I would rather watch women be shopping for fucking half an hour than five minutes of this guy.
It's just not good.
And his fucking catchphrase...
Well, we don't know what his catchphrase is yet.
Oh, okay, yeah.
It's not going to be what you expect.
Because what he's said the most so far is Ling Ling has been eating those fortune cookies.
Something's wrong.
He said it twice.
He said that same joke twice in the same video.
What's wrong with the fortune cookies?
Are they giving her food poisoning?
Or is the fortune what's wrong?
Are they just bad fortunes?
No, he could really, like, uh, elaborate on this joke.
Yeah.
He could really flesh it out.
There's a lot of room to grow.
Smart.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, um... Sounds like the Russians got into those fortune cookies.
There you go.
There's fake news in those fortune cookies.
Fortune cookies?
More like fake cookies.
So, you might be asking yourself, why did he feel so comfortable going on Fox News and delivering this, uh, anti-Asian racism?
Like, uh, Orientalism?
That's what they would call it.
You know?
Yeah, that's what they would call it, because they would be like, I hate Orientals, and you have to try to explain to them the whole thing, but they don't get it.
No, but that's like a legit term.
Orientalism is like objectifying Asian people, I believe falls under the category of Orientalism.
Yeah, objectifying, not taking humanity away from it.
Like, I don't know whether this dude can be racist as we define it.
I think he can be.
Yeah, so, like, you were saying, like, you can't be racist against white people.
I'm gonna, like, outwoke you and say you can be racist to white people and it's good.
It's okay.
And you should.
Yeah, you should be.
You should be.
You should do more.
But why did this guy feel so comfortable going on to, uh, Jesse Watters and making fun of Asian people?
This guy's a professional.
Why would you do this around him?
Well, uh, this is interesting.
What's this we have here?
Oh, it's a video from a Watters World segment.
Back in 2016.
Back in the old days of 2016.
Way back when.
Did he say that like Trump on purpose?
I think so.
I think they all say it that way.
- In the White Waters world, in the first presidential debate, China was mentioned 12 times, mostly in a negative way.
- Did he say that like Trump on purpose? - I think so, I think they all say it that way. - So we sent Waters down to New York's Chinatown to sample political opinion.
- That's like a fake kung fu fighting, right?
Yeah, it's like the open source one.
I like these watches.
Are they hot?
Do you like Donald Trump?
Yes.
Hillary Clinton.
Basically, it's the extension of Obama.
Who are you going to vote for?
Clinton's wife has a name.
What is it?
Oh, man.
I'd forget it.
Snap out of it!
What do you think about Donald Trump?
I don't like him.
He has a big mouth.
He can say what he wants.
It doesn't really affect me.
And I don't think he's going to win, so... Trump has been beating up on China.
How does that make you feel?
Speak!
Speak!
Why don't you speak?
Donald Trump beating up on China at the debate. - Oh, right.
So just like, yeah.
Is it the year of the dragon?
Is it the year of the dragon?
Making fun of people who don't speak English in Chinatown.
Yeah, just having a real good time doing it.
Okay, so maybe Terrence K Williams did do his homework before he went on Water's World.
And we're just playing to the crowd.
Yeah.
Man, I feel so bad for that, like, there's like a sweet boy wearing a hood earlier in this, and he's like, and I don't think Donald Trump's gonna win, and you just want to, you wish you can go back, because he looked confident in that.
He was like, listen, motherfucker, you're like wasting my time with a stupid question.
Yeah.
He's not gonna win.
God, remember that feeling?
Yeah, it's rough, dude.
It's, uh, it's super rough.
Let's, uh, Let's watch another video from Terrence Williams where he addresses the controversy further on his Facebook.
He doesn't shy away from these things.
He looks them straight in the eyes and really keeps it real.
What's up Facebook?
Y'all know when I go live, it is about to get real.
Yes it is, we gots to talk Facebook.
I'm pretty sure all y'all know by now, Terrence got in trouble on TV.
That's Orlando Brown right there.
Black folks always getting in trouble.
I feel like I shouldn't be allowed to watch this.
I feel like white people shouldn't be allowed to watch this.
I feel like no one should be allowed to watch this.
this.
Yeah.
I feel like white people shouldn't be allowed to watch this.
But I feel like no one should be allowed to watch this.
We gots to talk real quick.
I gots to go to acting class.
We gots to talk real quick.
Yes, you do.
We got to talk.
So I got in trouble on TV because I said Ling Ling.
I I was talking about that racist Asian lady.
You know, I'm a comedian.
I can joke all I want to.
But they want me to apologize for saying Ling Ling on TV.
I'm not apologizing to nobody!
There's no way he's going to say it again.
Yeah, no way.
And I'm going to continue to say Ling Ling.
Ling Ling was tripping off of them fortune cookies, okay?
Oh, it was the fortune cookies.
I forgot where they were.
Matter of fact, start calling me, I'm going from Terrace Williams to Ling Ling Williams.
So start calling me Ling Ling Williams, okay?
My new name is Ling Ling Williams.
I do think we should respect people's request to call them what they want.
You think I'm about to apologize for being a comedian?
What a comedian you are, too.
Just, like, making the joke you made... That's my name now.
Yeah.
Like, that's another joke is that I'm making the punchline my name.
It's that joke where you just keep repeating the same word over and over and over again until like the madness sets in and then you laugh?
Yeah, sure.
It's a long, it's a long con.
It's working.
It's working so far.
It's a lie.
The devil is a lie.
It's not happening.
But yeah, and like I said, she talking about she was Japanese.
I didn't know if she was Japanese.
I didn't know if she was Chinese or crazy knees.
This is so fucking funny every time.
But listen, now, they can cut me off of TV, okay?
But they, you know, they can shut me up on TV, but they can't shut me up on stage.
So, I want everybody How does this guy have 200,000 followers?
This guy's website has his own name and he forgot his website.
It's in the title.
How does this guy have 200,000 followers?
How's this guy's website, his own name, and he forgot his website?
Because I'm finishing my Ling Ling joke on stage, okay?
Oh, it's not over yet.
Houston, Texas, September 8th.
The joke's not done.
We're not gonna know until September 8th.
This might be a, this might be a hilarious joke.
This is like, this could go, I'm gonna finish my Ling Ling joke on stage.
This could go like one of two ways.
Like...
You could go very ominous to where what he means by finish my Ling Ling joke on stage is he's going to perform a seppuku on himself on stage, ritualistically honorably kill himself in order to make fun of Asian culture.
Are you picturing himself falling on the sword and doing his laugh at the same time?
He does the laugh as he dies, which I can't do that laugh because it would be racist.
It would be.
It would be.
Yeah.
I'm glad we know this. - Oh man.
Or the other way it goes is like you're waiting for this final joke and like his hands start creeping toward the corners of his eyes.
Oh no.
Yep.
Yep.
And it's like and the only reason he didn't do it on Fox News was because he had just finished talking with his asshole like spreading his own cheeks off camera to like He was probably literally asking the crew, using his butt, asking like, where's the chicken at?
I know I asked for chicken to be in here.
Where's it at?
Talking with his butt cheeks.
I will be finishing my Ling Ling joke on stage once and for all.
We have to follow up on this.
We have to set a calendar date for like September 8th.
Man.
He hasn't even thought of it yet.
No, he has no clue.
He's going to go crazy thinking of it.
This is going to have a sad ending.
Dude, he's just going to bring a bag of rice and like throw it at the audience.
If you guys are going, if anybody is going to be in Houston on September 8th, please go to this and just please encourage him to finish the joke and maybe hand him a weapon.
He's gonna, he's gonna show up on stage in like a kimono and buck teeth.
Yep.
Yep.
Doing, uh, was it, was it like, did it like Dick Clark or something like that?
Uh, lots of people did it.
Yeah, lots of people did it.
Uh, Mickey Rooney is the guy you're probably thinking of.
We'll see the cool, the cool thing.
Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Yep.
See, the cool thing though is like now that it's 2018, like a black guy can do it.
Progress.
I think it's fine.
We get to, we get, first we get to be president.
Now we can also like, you know, uh, do yellow face.
I hate him.
I hate him so much.
And I will be coming to New York City this year.
I will be coming to Phoenix.
Denver, Colorado.
I will be coming to Florida, Orlando, Tampa.
Yes, I'm coming to New York City.
Just three cities in Florida.
Yes, I am.
I sure am.
I wish it was all in Barstow, California.
And if you don't see your city, just send an email or something, you know, whatever.
But listen, go to TerrenceKWilliams.com and get your tickets.
And let me tell y'all this, I am finishing my Ling Ling joke all day long, okay?
So start calling me Ling Ling Williams.
You can't shut me up.
You can't shut me up, okay?
Uh-uh.
No, you can't.
I'm a comedian, but you know what, y'all?
Uh-uh.
Black liberal comedians, they always make racial jokes and nobody calls them.
No, they never get called out.
But since I'm on the Trump side, people want to call me out.
Y'all want to come for me?
Well, come for me because I'm coming back, baby.
I'm coming back, baby.
Okay?
So, I'll talk to all y'all later.
Shout out to all my Ling Ling folks.
And I love my Asians.
I got Asian friends.
Man, shut up.
Anyways, y'all have a good day.
See y'all later.
I gots to go.
Bye bye.
Don't forget to get them tickets.
Everybody else sign up for tour updates.
Because I'm going to be sending y'all some emails.
All right now, Ling Ling Williams is gone.
Are you?
Are you sure you're gone?
All right, cool.
See you later, dude.
So we've been sitting on this content for almost a week now about half a week and I just I wrote down my initial reaction to the to the videos to this guy's comedy just so I would like have it fresh you know because I've been like running it through my head constantly and you want to you know my first take I wrote it down here My skin crawled off my body, folded itself like an American flag, and jumped into a fire.
That's my initial reaction to this comedy.
Yes, that's pretty accurate.
It's the worst thing I've ever seen.
The only way that this is going to pan out to be okay is if this is some sort of elaborate ruse where Terrence K. Williams Is actually Wanda Sykes doing a Sacha Baron Cohen type undercover type thing where he goes around saying crazy things and gets people to laugh along with him and he's gonna tear the mask off.
It's gonna be Wanda Sykes.
Yeah, she goes on to Water's World and she's like, hey, be racist two years ago.
And then he like totally does it.
Yep.
She's like, gotcha.
She's like, remember when I mentioned Roseanne?
There's a reason for that.
Be racist on camera.
Like a bunch.
A lot.
Do it a lot.
It's like not hard to convince people to do that.
And it's really weird.
If you just show them, hey, look, I'm doing it.
Okay, we got one more video that might bring some things to light.
It's a very important video.
People talk about the New World Order.
This is it.
This is not proof of the Illuminati.
I don't know what is.
This is tears, you all!
Okay, so tears!
Diamond and silk.
Real quick, hold on.
Diamond and silk.
Two queens.
Two queens.
They're not tall women.
They're not tall women.
Sweet Terrence looks like he is showing up for his first day on the set of All That.
Looking up to them because they both got like a good six to eight inches on him.
Sweet, sweet little Terrence.
Okay, Terrence.
They kiss him like cute nephew he is.
You all, Terrence has been on the scene since I think 2000, was it 16?
Yeah, 2016 I've been tearing it up.
You sure have.
I've been shutting it down.
Now all y'all haters need to go to bed.
Fucking hilarious.
Holy shit.
The funniest thing I've ever heard.
Fucking hilarious.
Holy shit the funniest thing I've ever heard Let's hear it again Well Terrence has been on the scene since I think 2001 Was it 16?
Yeah.
2016, I've been tearing it up.
You sure have.
I've been shutting it down.
Okay.
Now, all y'all haters need to go to bed.
Jump on the Trump train.
What?
Or go to bed.
Just laughing with each other.
It's so funny.
Y'all need to go to bed.
That's his catchphrase.
He does not use it nearly enough.
There's times when you're waiting for him to use it and he doesn't do it.
But this is not a good time.
Y'all need to go to bed.
Jump on the Trump train.
Or go to bed.
It reminds me of in Talladega Nights when Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, their catchphrase is shake.
Yeah, they're so into it.
That's what this is.
Or, go to bed.
It's the same exact like weird stilted delivery.
Yeah, and it's like no one else is feeling it.
It's not funny, it's just weird.
I like how he says it and laughs so hard at himself as if he caught himself off guard saying it.
Dude, they all laugh.
They all laugh at each other just sharing a moment about going to bed.
God, this... it's so sad.
It's... this just makes me so sad.
These... these three individuals just breaking my heart.
Just... really giving a good old-fashioned shucking job.
Just... It's like... Terrence K. Williams is like... is like Larry the Cable Guy.
Like the black version of Larry the Cable Guy, but it's still for white people.
Exactly.
I don't care who you are.
That's jiggy.
He definitely has a bit where he apologizes for stealing your bike.
He's got a lot of shit like that.
Oh, for sure.
He's got a lot of shit.
We'll get into it in the comments section.
Um... So weird.
Go to bed.
Go to bed?
You need to go to bed.
You need to go to bed forever.
You need to go to bed forever.
It's literally his catchphrase.
It's like, um... And it's a laugh line.
Yeah.
It's like a laugh line, so... What are we, um... What were we watching?
Was it something from here?
Uh...
I can't remember.
We just watched a video.
Somebody fucking quoted Ronald Reagan's classic line.
There you go again.
That's what this shit is, dude.
That's what this fucking shit is.
It's the joke.
There you go again.
It means nothing.
He uses it differently, because he'll say, I need to go to bed.
And then he says, you need to go to bed.
It's just like, if you're acting too crazy, it's time to go to bed.
Dude, the way he says it, he's all...
I need to go to bed.
Yeah.
I'm so crazy.
There you go to bed.
Oh man.
Oh man.
I love it.
It's the worst fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.
I almost, I almost, I almost want to buy one of the shirts.
There's shirts.
There's shirts with his face on it.
There's shirts.
It says you need to go to bed on the shirt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think so.
Yeah.
We'll, we'll see one later.
Yeah, it's so crazy.
Alright, let's get into comments from this.
Comments and just various Facebook posts that he's got going on.
This is a Blue Star Boy profile like we haven't had in a while.
Yeah, absolutely.
So this is his profile picture.
You wanna do it?
This is his profile picture.
And the caption says, "Hangin' with my cousin Kanye and Candace Owens." And it is a crudely photoshopped photo.
I can't tell where, what the original photo might be part of.
It's Candace Owens and Kanye West photoshopped.
His head is really large in it.
And then, apparently hanging out with them, but obviously crudely photoshopped on top of them, is Terrence taking a big old bite of fried chicken.
Just going to town on the fried chicken.
Candace isn't eating.
Kanye isn't eating.
But Terrence is eating some fried chicken.
He can't get enough of that fried chicken.
Terrence needs to go to bed.
Terrence is getting too crazy with this fried chicken.
Can you imagine me writing a set?
I'm going to talk about fried chicken, okay?
And then I'm going to go straight into how much I love hot sauce.
Straight from fried chicken.
I know it's going to be crazy.
I'm going to go straight from fried chicken to hot sauce.
What's going to happen?
In the background, I think the background looks like it's at a The entryway to a hotel?
I don't know.
The whole picture is fucking wild.
Dude, Candace Owens' face is cursed in this.
Oh yeah.
It's been size weird.
You know how it's like Hillary Clinton reveals her true alien lizard form in this video?
Candace Owens in this photo is the most alien looking person I've ever seen without special effects.
And they all have kind of like a bobble head like quality to them?
Yeah, like she genuinely looks like, like...
One of the creatures from the live-action Super Mario Brothers movie.
Oh, mm-hmm.
Like halfway between.
Yep, kind of a little dinosaur-ish.
I see a little dinosaur in there.
Yeah, like a, like a, almost like a lion.
Like she's getting, like, I don't know.
Oh, yeah, it's weird.
Weird.
Yep.
It's real weird.
But yeah, the important thing is Terrence Owens, Terrence Williams, uh, likes chicken.
Eating a fried drumstick.
That's his bit.
That's his bit, is that he likes fried chicken.
But I give him some respect though because he did also he didn't like make himself seem bigger than he actually is.
He did make himself proportionally about the right size to Kanye West who's also not very um you know tall.
Okay, so are we ready to get into comments here?
Yeah, honestly, I just want to see his fan base because I know he's got a real roots following.
I'm sure he's going to be huge on ComicView.
He's probably going to be on BET Late Night.
Because the thing is, Black comedy is different than white comedy.
It has a different following.
I think fans of black comedy tend to be funnier.
So let's go to these comments.
This is going to be easy fodder for us.
Right.
Because, you know, black people are funnier.
Right.
And he has black fans, obviously.
They just act funny, you know, black people.
Like, they just got a funny rhythm.
Yeah, it's hilarious.
It's natural.
It's the fast switch muscle in our mind.
Um, so yeah, like you said, we're going to be going through his fanbase.
This, like, obviously this was like a giant fuck up on Fox News's part, having him on, uh, on TV.
Uh, I actually read about his appearance in Politico and like, that's how I found out about this, this amazing, this amazing piece of video.
Uh, But we're not getting takes from detractors.
We're not getting comments from people who were offended by his racism or people who were against his takes.
We're in his comment section, like you said.
These are his fans.
First we have Lee.
I'm going to try to describe Lee.
Lee looks like one of the banker characters from the Mary Poppins movie.
Lee looks like summertime Santa Claus when he gets the one shave a year.
Sweet face.
No eyes.
Maybe he's doing a bit.
Sweet, sweet Lee.
Yeah, in business attire.
Yeah.
In a business suit.
Lee says, always flirting with good-looking women.
So this is in the Diamond and Silk video.
Always flirting with good-looking women.
What's up with that?
So this is, like, this is my favorite thing.
We're gonna get a lot of it.
This is his fans trying to sound black.
Yep.
Yep.
All the time.
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
Like, this is his idea of, like, black slang.
I'm surprised that nobody called him homeboy.
Someone probably called him homeboy.
Yeah, there were thousands of comments on these.
We just didn't see all of them, yeah.
What's up with that?
Always fun to look at women.
What's up with that?
He's trying to sound black but just sounds Seinfeld.
Which is a common mistake.
And that's why Jerry can't perform college campuses now.
These guys, the faces of these humans.
Can you read that from there?
Tim, this is our man Tim.
Tim says, uh, Terrence been keeping tabs since day one.
Funniest interview I've seen in a while.
You go boi!
That's B, several O's, Y, several E's, exclamation mark.
What is that?
You digging guys.
Yeah, you digging guy yourself diamond and silk in waters.
By the way, did you hear support is up?
Keep keeping it real.
Talking about support for Donald Trump.
Did you hear support for Donald Trump is up?
That's what he's talking about.
Okay, I thought you meant support for Terrence K. Williams.
No, no, support for, support for, for the, the, the God Lord.
And, and Tim, Tim is.
Dude, Tim rules.
Yeah.
I want to hang out with Tim a little bit.
Tim drinks like all the Mikko of lights But like a lot of Michelobolites.
And he's wearing these sunglasses that you can only find at a gas station.
Yeah, dude.
They're like chromed out sunglasses, and they have like a blue frame.
Okay, no, no.
Yeah.
Sorry, okay.
So they're, it's gold frames.
Are they gold?
They are gold, huh?
They're gold frames with blue colored lenses.
Like blue, almost purple lenses.
Yeah.
You say you can only find them in a gas station.
I will add an addendum to that.
You can only find these in a gas station or on, like, a motorcycle teddy bear.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yep.
Yep.
This teddy bear is also wearing a vest.
Yeah.
Yep.
A motorcycle teddy bear.
Got like a leather bandana on.
Yeah, dude.
And it says like wild, like wild at heart on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think he's wearing also, I can't tell, but I think he's wearing like a rash guard, like a boogie boarding rash guard.
Yeah, it's a rash guard.
Yeah.
Cause he's at the beach.
At the beach.
Fucking chilling.
And he's got this sweet smirk.
So chill.
He's definitely saying like he's like if I say the word party like while I'm taking a picture it's like a real party smile.
He's all party.
Try it guys.
He looks like uh the the chubbier guy from Peep Show or like if you're familiar with that meme it's like the guy who's dressed up as a Nazi guy who's like who is a Nazi and he's saying wait are we the baddies?
Figuring it out.
Yeah, it's he looks like that guy.
So it'd be like him at a him at a Terrence K Williams Show.
Terrence K Williams comedy show saying wait a second.
Are we the free riders?
What's happening?
You're right.
I love this.
Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
It's pretty sweet.
This was one of my favorites.
This is a very interesting comment.
Oh, yeah.
The comment's not a comment.
It's Eric.
Well, the comment is a comment, but not from here.
Eric posted a screen grab of two of his comments somewhere else that still apply to Terrence.
Yeah, uh, I can't read it from here, it's a weird... Dude, okay, that's what it is.
You just, you just figured it out.
Okay, so it's Eric, yeah, leaving a comment that's a screen grab of two other comments like you said, and the two other comments are... The first one... He is a comedian and I think he is funny.
Terrence K. Williams, ha ha ha ha!
That's how funny I think you am.
I'm going to laugh about it.
And then the other comment is, I like it when he goes off on killery and supporters maybe?
I don't know.
So I was like trying to wrap my head around why he would screenshot his own comments about Terrence K. Williams and then leave that screenshot in the comments section of a Terrence K. Williams post.
But you named it.
This is somewhere else.
This isn't a Terrence K. Williams comment section that he's screenshotted.
It's him showing that he's promoting Terrence K. Williams in another comment section.
And you cracked it.
I was like, my mind was being boggled as to why this would happen.
Terrence, look how down I am.
And his profile picture is like probably General Mattis.
I think it's like a General Mattis meme or something.
Yeah, with like a quote next to it.
The quote says something along the lines of like, you better go to bed.
General Mattis.
We baptized Muslims with some fried pork rinds.
That put him straight to bed.
Oh yeah.
This is our girl.
This is the story of our girl.
The story of our girl.
This is a... I guess I should have read this first because it's some insight that I don't have.
As somebody who is not Asian American, I don't know how I might feel reading this comment, seeing this whole thing with Terrence K. Williams.
Cheeky says... It's chicky.
It's chicky.
She's acting pretty cheeky though.
Chickie, C-H-I-C-K-I-E, um, I'm Asian and I'm not offended.
You are absolutely spot on and funny.
I'm with you Terrence K. Williams.
See, oh, I guess as like an Asian, um, Asian American, she knows that sometimes there are bad fortune cookies and maybe something, this is spot on.
Yeah.
We need to call attention to this.
It's just like a really funny part of my culture is that I, is that I eat that food.
And it's cool though because it's nice to see somebody who obviously identifies as Asian and is very in touch with their culture.
As you can see from their banner where it's a picture of a good dozen or so children that are obviously related to them.
Well, two of them are.
There's two of them out of like the dozen that seem to be Asian.
And the rest of them are all these beautiful white children.
And they're all wearing camouflage pajamas?
It's a white child militia in her cover photo.
Wearing like camouflage snuggies.
They're all probably training for self-defense.
They can all probably disassemble a firearm real fast.
And yeah, it's this poor woman.
What is your identity?
Where is your life?
Chicky is ostensibly married to a white man who also looks like that character from Peep Show.
They all have the same shaped head.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Married to a white man or with a white man and 10 white children.
Yeah.
So used to like soft racism on a daily basis.
Absolutely.
Just casual.
No big deal.
Not offended anymore.
How could I be?
Got used to it.
I can't imagine a worse, like, look for your Asian defender.
Yeah.
Now, I'm not trying to, like, police anybody's choices in life or anybody's, but it's just hilarious.
Like, oh, I'm Asian.
Now, I'm not offended.
Just white children everywhere.
Everywhere.
Everywhere.
Oh boy.
Oh yeah, my man's Ronnie.
Man.
Because the thing is, this is bigger than we think.
Ronnie says, make no mistake, fascism has come to America, but it's being practiced by so-called, quote, progressives.
The face of fascism has looked in our faces, faces looked in our faces, and declared itself Democrats!
So, Ronnie's profile pic is great.
It's him wearing a headset.
I don't know, it's like a telemarketer, salesperson, customer service-y type headset.
That's cool, DU.
It has a watermark on it.
It's like a flame, like a flame water droplet.
It's an American flame of sorts.
That's the Hot Water Music logo.
Oh, it looks like the Hot Water Music logo.
Is it a Hot Water Music logo?
Oh no, it's a Ted Cruz for President logo.
It's a Ted Cruz for President logo.
This guy was going so hard for Ted Cruz all over his profile.
I don't remember seeing this.
I don't remember seeing actual people who were supporting Ted Cruz.
Well, here he is.
I mashed with one on Tinder.
No way.
Yeah.
They had, like, filters?
That's frames?
Frames or whatever that you could put on saying who you supported.
And, like, I don't know if I matched with her because I don't think I swiped right.
But, uh, yeah, one of them said, like, I'm cruising with Cruz, was like, was like that one.
And I was like, Your age on here must be a lie.
There's no way that you're less than 40 years old.
I'm just considering myself so blessed that it didn't work out because I think that you might have found the funniest person and I wouldn't be on the show had you gone on that date.
This dude Ronnie, like yeah, he's wearing like a telemarketer's headset, but it's like he's selling those cones.
It's like he's selling... He's a telemarketer, but he's selling the cones that air traffic controllers use.
Like, this headset is incredible that he's wearing.
And yeah, he just looks like every aggrieved part-time supervisor you've ever had.
Totally.
He looks like the guy from Party Down, the manager from Party Down.
He's in so many other shows.
Adam Scott?
No, the other one.
The one with the big dick and patted it down.
Oh, the girl from Mean Girls?
Sure, no.
It's the only two, sure.
Anyways, he's in so many other things I just can't think of any right now.
But yeah, that's who he looks like.
But yeah, he looks like totally... Oh, I'm a manager.
Like, it looks like he used to snowboard a little bit and now he's your part-time supervisor.
But you know he snowboarded a little bit.
You've heard about that one winter in Tahoe a million times.
The face of fa- The face of facism has looked in our face and described itself as the face of Democrats.
I love this comment.
Yeah.
It's so good.
Okay.
Fuck.
Can I read this one?
Yeah, please.
Alright, so MEE-SHELL says...
Yes!
When Terrence has kids, he needs to name one Ling-Ling.
That would be a huge compliment to Miss Ling-Ling at New York Times.
It's like the same joke over and over.
I was like, what the fuck?
Hey, Sarah, did you hear someone name their kid Ling-Ling?
Are you flattered?
Why the fuck would I be flattered?
My goddamn name is Sarah.
Name your kid after a panda to own the New York Times.
Let's really stick it to him.
It's that meme.
It's like, uh, you know, why, why did you name me Diamond?
It's because, oh, because your mother loves diamonds.
Well, then why did you name my brother Tits and Beer?
Or whatever, you know, but it's like, why did you name me Ling-Ling?
It's because, well, because I hate that woman.
Because I hate Ling-Ling.
Exactly.
Well, it's this really awful name I used to call someone I hated and I decided to give it to you too.
I mean, how many times have you gone to a comedy show and it was extremely sexual?
Okay.
My word, the left would be running for sexual abuse.
Yep.
Running for it.
That's how you say that.
Comedians would be put out of business if everyone got offended.
I went with my son, and I thought he was going to get roasted on his 22nd birthday.
He goes for some roast chicken right now.
Oh no!
The show was about how he wanted to do all these things to me, but he did say one very uncomfortable thing for both of us, and that was if he had me as a mom, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, exclamation point, screaming shocked face.
But we laughed.
But my goodness, so is the joke about the kid fucking his mom or about the comedian wishing that she was his mom so he could fuck her?
Yeah, I think that's what it is.
I can't imagine that being funny.
No, it's good comedy.
It's really edgy.
You ever get roasted for your 22nd birthday by a comedian talking about fucking your mom?
But only if she was your mom too?
God, I wish you were my brother.
This is so demeaning to me, you, like, sexually harassing my mom.
Yeah, why are you doing this, man?
God.
God, gross.
Get a room, you two.
But we laughed my goodness get a left in there and she would have hung him up in the news for all kinds of stuff and there is no way he could ever be on TV People just have to yeah, it's it's crazy.
Like if you talk about fucking someone's mom Like they'll never let you be on Fox News.
Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
You have to actually do it You can't just talk about it People just have to realize if you are going to post what she wrote, which in my opinion was hundreds times worse than anything his G-rated jokes when comparing her choice of words.
She said like bullshit.
Yeah.
A comedian has to throw some jokes and shots at her or he isn't doing his job and what he is passionate about by making people laugh.
She's just a hateful person who means ill will to others.
Terrence is the sweetest person, and like he said, he has Asian friends.
Like, this is an excuse that only works on white people.
Yeah.
They're like, see, I knew it.
And like I said, now they have another black friend by way of Terrence.
Oh yeah, totally.
They're less racist.
Yeah.
She is just, that's like what the VIP package is to his show.
Yep.
It's like, you get to take a picture with me for proof.
Yeah.
You get to move me into your MySpace top eight.
I'll move you into mine.
Terrence is the sweetest person.
He has Asian friends.
I only got the fortune cookie part.
To be honest, I am not well versed on terms like that because I just don't think of people like that.
So she like didn't get the Ling Ling part.
Yeah.
She got the fortune cookie part but the Ling Ling thing was like a little bit cerebral.
She was genuinely like, no that's not her name.
He's just calling her by her name.
To be honest, I am not well-versed on terms like that because I don't think of people like that, but because I saw what she said and, well, Terrence just makes me laugh the moment he smiles and laughs.
Black people are hilarious.
Just, I love, their laughter is contagious.
Anything after that is a bonus.
Don't dish it if you can't take it.
So, no apologizing needed.
Yeah, also, I don't think she was never really being a comedian.
She was just probably saying something along the lines of, hey, uh, crazy racist white guys?
Like, white guys are canceled.
White guys are bullshit.
All the shit you're throwing at me, it's bullshit.
I'm not feeling it.
Was not, never calling harm.
Was never, like, being even mean.
Just saying, no, you're bullshit.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not fucking with you.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it was funny to me.
Yeah, it was great.
I wish you would have been more harsh.
I wish you would have been actually harsh.
Not more harsh.
I wish you would have been actually harsh.
Heather says, hell, I call my nail tech Kung Pao Chicken.
Crying laughing emoji times seven.
So just like, this is like a thing with him and his fans.
Like they just, they make themselves laugh.
They think they're so funny.
Yeah.
We talked about this one earlier.
What's funny about this one is that it's so, it's so, it's so racist and there's no way in hell that this woman calls her nail tech Kung Pao Chicken, but also calls her nail tech.
Not the person who does my nails, this is my nail tech.
Yeah.
Wild.
My nail technician whom I demean at the turn of a hat.
This person has been going to the same place to get their nails done for 15 years and still doesn't look them in the eye or call them by their name.
Dude, the nail salon tipped me on Friday.
Tipped you?
Yeah.
I just, it was like the third time I brought her a package.
I thought you like went and got your nails done.
No, they didn't give me tips.
They gave me five bucks.
I was like, oh shit.
Thanks for working.
I appreciate you.
And then I just gave it to the homeless lady.
Tight.
Yeah, because I never have cash.
And you won't be caught with it either.
I paid it forward.
That's right.
And then hopefully by the end of the workday on Monday, I'll also get stabbed in the stomach and die.
Like that movie.
Like that movie, Paid Forward, yeah.
Okay, big, big stuff right here.
Sherry says, Oh, is that how it is?
So she's like mad at people calling Terrence racist or something.
Like Terrence complained that people were calling him racist.
So she's like, oh, is that how it is?
That, I'm going to say it.
Yeah, it's hard.
It's bad.
That Ching Chong at the New York Times can spew anything she wants, but they want to shut you down?
Oh, hell no.
And it's not even like he's getting shut down.
It's not like they cancelled his pilot.
No, they just like stopped recording.
Yeah, they were just like, even if he didn't say anything as racist as he did, they probably just went, oh, that wasn't good.
He's not funny.
Who the fuck called him?
Who the fuck said he was funny?
Why is he on here?
Jesse Watters.
Yeah.
Handpicked.
Yeah.
I've been following this guy and he's hilarious.
Dude, we can't have him on.
He sounds real racist.
No, no, no, no, no.
Look at him first.
Oh.
I get it.
Oh, he's a dark comedy.
And then Wendy responds to Sherry with a gif of an Asian baby who laughs and then falls over.
A really adorable baby.
And then Wendy also responds Chingy... Chingy Chong Dingy Dong.
That's not how you respond to an adorable baby.
Like, being cute?
You fucking weirdo.
You fucking awful human.
Like, this is... this is it.
This is the con... like... Chingy Chong Ding Dong.
And then just laughing so fucking hard.
Yeah, hilarious.
Just laugh reacts all over the place.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Y'all are not funny.
See, it turns out if you want to see some real gnarly bigots, just ask a middle-aged white woman about Asian people.
Oh yeah, totally.
Amazing stuff.
Johnny Lydon, whose last name I included for obvious reasons, says, right on.
Should have called her Ding Ding.
Nailed it.
So like, punching up the joke.
What if you did it with D's instead of L's?
What if you just did that instead?
Yeah, I don't understand why that's any better.
Yeah.
I mean, it's probably worse because it's not a reference to, like, an Asian panda.
Yeah.
Which, by the way, I think that was a happy accident.
I don't think he knows about that.
I don't know, I think that that's pretty spot on with like the rest of his material because like Ling Ling is like a 90s panda.
True, true.
I don't know if that panda is still around, but that's like a 90s joke.
Yeah, like he got that joke where he got his whole wardrobe from.
Yeah, like that's like a 1998 Simpsons joke.
Like the joke is like Kentucky Fried Panda and then Homer says it's finger-ling-ling good.
Yep, there you go.
That's a Simpsons joke from like 2000.
Well, I hope you guys enjoyed him in Death Cold because Alex is going to be writing for The Simpsons now.
Yeah, dude.
No, that's a real joke.
I'm quoting a real joke.
Is it actually?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
That's the vegan episode, dude.
It's one of the vegan episodes.
The one with like the shadow?
Like the third degree vegan?
Yeah, he doesn't need anything to cast a shadow.
Yeah, it's that episode.
It's when Lisa's head tree goes wild and destroys the Kentucky Fried Panda.
I've been vegan long enough now to where I haven't seen the episode, but I've had every word from the episode recited to me.
Uh, yeah.
Johnny Lydon.
Uh, this is a punk.
This is, uh...
His glasses, you can't tell, but his glasses are literally the same glasses from, uh, what is it?
Um, Major League that Wild Thing has.
They're the thick black glasses with the skull and crossbones on the bridge.
Yep.
Yep.
Tough guy.
This guy, no, yeah, this guy wears creepers for sure.
Uh... Jelly Biafra says, uh... Me love you long time!
Like... This is crazy.
This is wild.
More like holiday at Ling-Ling's house.
More like holiday from wherever Ling-Ling comes from.
That was a better one.
That was way better, yeah.
Yeah.
Uh... See, that's how you workshop a fucking joke.
You lazy bum.
Okay.
Oh God.
Oh man, that's bad news for us.
Yeah, dude.
Okay, so here's a picture that Terrence K. Williams posted, another Photoshop job.
I believe this is the same image?
Was the chicken closer to his mouth on the other one?
Same photo shoot, different image.
Okay.
Same P.E.
chicken, same all-white outfit.
Uh, I don't even know where you buy, like, a white denim jumpsuit.
This is like, this is like a, like a, ah, it's boys to men.
It's like an Anice, like, it's a Pele Pele, all white denim matching top and bottom.
There's probably some sort of shimmer in it, but we just can't see it because of the lighting.
But yeah, he's just gleefully, not even eating chicken, just holding and posing with chicken.
Yeah.
He's definitely saying something.
Like, he's got his mouth open, but he's, like, saying something.
He's saying, hey.
Yeah.
But he's saying, hey!
That's for sure what he's saying.
That's the only way he can make that mouth.
Yep.
And the image is photoshopped to show him in prison.
So he's eating chicken behind bars, or he's yelling about chicken behind bars.
And the top text says, it's against Facebook rules to eat chicken online.
Don't remember that.
And then there's the logo that says Facebook Correctional Facility.
Should be Facebook Politically Correctional Facility.
Dang.
Right?
Again, let's workshop Terrence.
We can make you funny.
Also, what kind of nice prison do you get fried chicken at?
That's what I want to know.
So he's like saying he's being persecuted for making chicken his joke?
Yeah.
This is so wild.
But it's even more than that.
He's just saying I can't even be my blackness.
I can't even do what I want to do on Facebook.
Ever find like a chicken joke?
No, only pictures.
There's got to be some sort of like, because people were commenting in on his posts, I want to see you and we'll eat some fried chicken together.
No, that's just what you just tell a black person you want to hang out with you want to do.
And, like, you think to yourself, like, well, I'm not a very good dancer.
Like, my jump shot's not that great.
But I do love Popeyes.
So, hey, how about we just eat some fried chicken?
Like, I think, this is me guessing.
I think him focusing on fried chicken is, like, his way of saying, like, no, I could be racist against black people, too.
Yep.
Like, I'll own my racism.
Yep.
Like, I think that's what it is.
And so he's like offending other black people like you, Tony, by leaning into the chicken and the sort of What appears to me to be like a minstrel show.
Oh, absolutely.
And he's saying that Facebook is persecuting him for offending other black people.
Yeah, yep.
The PC police.
Totally.
He's bad.
Like I said, he's cooning real hard.
He's really going for it.
He's really just trying to impress these white folks.
It's so uncomfortable, dude.
It's brutal.
What is his day-to-day like?
How does he have friends?
Watching his videos is like that scene in the animated part of Kill Bill where she's grinding the sword into the dude's stomach and he's like Gritting his jaw from the pain so hard that the teeth burst out of his skull.
Like that's how I feel watching this.
Oh yeah, it's fucking brutal.
Like my teeth are gonna explode out of my mouth.
There's no way he has any friends left.
There's no fucking way.
How has nobody not beat his ass?
Maybe that's why he's in acting class so people have to pretend to like him?
Yeah, I guess so.
Like that's the assignment?
Pretend like he's reasonable.
Pretend like he doesn't grate on your soul.
Sally says, so these were responses to like the chicken jail, like the chicken Facebook jail post.
Sally says, nothing is more horrific for the liberals than a black person they can't control.
So like her idea of a black guy just running wild is him like eating chicken wherever he wants.
You know what?
I didn't see a napkin anywhere in sight.
Like he's going wild.
Like not only is he is he eating chicken at the cookout, He's eating it on Facebook, too.
He doesn't give a fuck.
Facebook Live.
Going for it.
He is acting a fool.
His fucking shows, are they're called, like, it's chicken and comedy.
He, like, serves fried chicken at his shows.
Oh, no, yeah, it is really, huh?
Fuck.
He serves fried chicken at his shows.
He's really, like, leaning into it.
I get, yeah, it's...
And then it says, if you and diamonds and silt go missing, we'll know what happened.
Yeah, they became too powerful.
Yep.
Shepherding too many black folks away from the democratic plantation.
If we know what happened, it's like they actually sat down and watched all their own things for a day and realized they need to disappear.
Mm-hmm.
Junius J. Jr.
No.
Not kidding.
That's Junious' real name.
We got a real Junious on our hands.
Says, uh... Thank God, Terrence, you can still eat watermelon without being labeled as a black man!
Junious, I got some news for ya.
The watermelon is not why he's gonna be labeled a black man.
Just the fact that he's a black man is...
Gonna label you as a black man.
Also, being labeled as a black man is not a bad thing.
Yeah, I know.
I don't understand.
What are you doing?
Not everyone who likes watermelon is a black man, you racist liberal.
Look, listen, you can be black and you can eat watermelon, but we're not gonna label you as a black man.
What the fuck?
Well, it's like, uh... Also, melon spelled crazy.
Yeah.
Watermelon is too... yeah.
Yeah, no, well, when you achieve a certain level of racial harmony, you stop being black.
Yep, you just become transparent.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm not black.
I'm just real.
Tina said, okay, so this is a Facebook jail post.
This is Terrence saying he was in Facebook jail for eating chicken.
Right?
So... Tina responds... Whoa, man.
I get it.
Now I get why we meme.
This is why we meme.
that's why we meme whoa man I get it now I get why we meme this is why we meme this is why we meme so like she thinks Terrence was typing about chicken Yep.
And that was his mistake.
You're picking up your keystrokes.
Just do memes.
Computer can't pick up words.
Tina is like 40-something also, obviously.
That's why we meme.
We meme for self-preservation.
That's why we do it.
It's not just for fun.
Yeah, this is bigger than this.
We have to tell our story without it being edited.
Also just the idea that you can post a meme and it can't be taken down because the computers can't read memes.
Those are not words, those are pictures.
It's different.
Last comment here.
Karen says, uh, love ya, man.
It's again, like, it's like her, like, talking.
Yep.
Talking like a black person.
Hey, man.
Love ya, man.
Love ya.
Love ya, man.
Hey, love ya, ya cool cat.
Love ya, bro.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Love you, bruh.
If she wrote love you, bruh, I would let her ride.
She'd be cool.
She's invited to the chicken and comedy.
Bruh.
Love you, bruh.
Skrt, skrt.
Gang.
Sleep with you every night.
Wink.
Kiss emoji.
Wow, she a freak.
She sleeps with him every night?
Yeah, and she's of course referring to her, you need to go to bed, shirt.
Which is...
Which is a badly screen-printed shirt with Terrence on the cover in that same white get-up...
Same white denim thing, yeah.
Holding a mic though instead of a piece of fried chicken.
He should be talking into the fried chicken.
He has two hands.
I don't see why he's not using a mic.
Well, because he's gesturing with the other one.
He's doing the hand motion you do when you say the phrase You need to go to bed.
He's doing like Like again to reference the Simpsons like picture Lindsay Nagle Is that her name?
Talking about Talking about Poochie and like we need a dog who's got it going on Like the half walk like an Egyptian thing.
Exactly.
Like that's what he's doing with one of his hands Yeah, and he's saying you need to go to bed Yep.
You need to go to bed.
This wacky red font with an exclamation point.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
I want this shirt.
I definitely want this shirt.
So if you guys want to spend $20 on this, we'll both take a shirt.
At least, did I do that meant something?
Yeah.
Like, at least it would follow something.
Yeah.
You know?
Follow a bit of, like, you know, physical comedy.
Are we all his children?
Is that what this is?
Like, who else are you told to go to bed?
You don't tell anybody else in your life to go to bed.
You, like, only tell your kids to go to bed.
Yeah.
And, like, your really drunk friend.
Yeah, that's what it's leaning into.
Yeah.
We need to go to bed.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think we all need to go to bed after this.
We need to go to bed.
need to go to bed.
Oh, man.
This is like a weird-ass episode, dude.
Yeah.
Also, fuck you, Terrence.
Terrence K. Williams.
Terrence K. Williams.
Go fuck yourself.
Funniest man in racist Asian comedy.
But congratulations on being a Blue Star Boy officially.
Yeah, he's our first blue star boy in a while, huh?
Yeah.
He's our first... No, he's not.
He's not our first black blue star boy, huh?
I doubt it.
We'll figure that out next February.
Well, I think Kanye... Kanye.
Kanye was, yeah.
See, we'll figure it out by February.
We'll talk about it.
Okay, I think... I think black folks should get a blue star boy every month.
That's just me.
That's just... Yeah, just for representation, folk, yeah.
Uh, okay.
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