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Aug. 9, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
02:56
Bernie Is Second Only To Pickle Rick (Clip)

Bernie goes on Joe Rogan and it is very good. A young boy (17) mows his cop neighbor's lawn and it is also very good. http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

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But yes, just as an example of the overwhelming positivity in these comment sections, MrJC9600 says, Joe Rogan with Bernie trending at number one and new tool trending is number two?
Is humanity waking up?
I think so.
Although I do think that if Tool is backing anyone, I think Tool would be more into Miriam because of the whole, you know, like...
What's the word for the sacred geometry and vibrations and crystals?
I think that's more tool.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
He hates vegans though.
Is Marianne Williamson a vegan?
She seems like a vegan.
She should be an honorary vegan, I think.
No, she doesn't seem like a vegan.
Vegans are cool, tough people like myself.
Come on.
Uh-huh.
You don't think Marianne Williamson's tough to get on stage and say things like, we need to overcome this wave of fear with overwhelming positivity and love?
You're right, you're right.
I'll stay in my lane as a non-tough person.
But she does, like, pass a wand over her food to fix the vibrations before she eats it, and that's a real thing.
Well yeah, she turns it vegan.
I wish it was that easy!
She uses the wand to certify it vegan.
I wish.
I would spend so much money on that wand.
It's the best tasting vegan food you can get.
It just cleanses it of all the cruelty.
Yeah.
And then, you know, from there you can just eat it.
I would be eating hot chicken while recording this right now.
You like pass the wand over like a nice steak and all that's left is like the bone and some quivering fat?
No, it actually removes the bone and the fat because that's your reminder that it's actually flesh.
It makes it guilt-free.
But yeah, Joe Rogan with Bernie and Tool.
Trending at number two with a new album?
God, real change and real music?
Maybe we don't live in a society after all.
Maybe America is getting great again.
Another positive comment here.
Symeric says, Bernie is second only to Pickle Rick as the best thing to ever happen to this country.
This comment made me so sad because that was one of those moments where I'm like, oh shit, we are fucked, man.
We are so fucked.
All they need to do is, in order to combat that particular niche, you have to do a new Szechuan sauce on election day.
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