Joe Pesci's Memorable Movie Beatdowns (clip)
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July 5, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
02:30
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| Jeffrey H.M. Keekbush, this is my favorite comment, says, "People that burn flags should have a, quote, "chat with Joe Pesci." And by chat, I mean Joe Pesci should enact some of his memorable movie beatdowns on them." What the fuck, Ryan? | |
| It's like, what? | |
| I love this so much. | |
| Joe Pesci, you played that guy that beat the shit out of somebody in the movie, right? | |
| Can you beat the shit out of this guy in real life for me? | |
| I just love it. | |
| Like, oh, you're lucky Bill the Butcher isn't here to see this. | |
| He'd be like, go back to your country, you filthy wop. | |
| And then he'd be like, ha! | |
| And he'd like beat you up really fuckin' bad. | |
| Really hard. | |
| Beat you up hard. | |
| Be like, WAPAH! | |
| What is that idea? | |
| Is that the tough guy? | |
| Joe Pesci's played tough guys, don't get me wrong, but that's not who I think of. | |
| This is a specific guy who loves Martin Scorsese movies for all the wrong reasons, like a lot of people do. | |
| And yeah, Joe Pesci played an unhinged maniac in a couple of those movies. | |
| And yeah, so I just, I don't know, like, uh, I can't wait to be stomped to death by a Gen X MAGA guy while he's crying and screaming, uh, GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX! | |
| Get your fucking shine! | |
| Just, like, beating me into the cement. | |
| Also, like, is this current day Joe Pesci? | |
| Like, is it Joe Pesci now? | |
| My favorite Joe Pesci memorable movie beatdown is when he got beat to death by baseball bats and buried in a shallow grave. | |
| That's my favorite. | |
| And that's going to happen to you. | |
| Joe Pesci is going to get beat to death. | |
| In your face. | |
| Joe Pesci and his brother are gonna get beat to death. | |
| Then you have to watch it, that's the hard part. | |
| So think about that next time. | |
| I love it. | |
| I give this commie beatdown five big bags of popcorn. | |
| What a weird like, yeah, Joe Pesci. | |
| Amazing. | |
| Oh, yeah, and you know what? | |
| I think Robert De Niro would be there too. | |
| But like it's his character from The Comedian. |
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