Minion Death Cult - Joe Pesci's Memorable Movie Beatdowns (clip)
Aired: 2019-07-05
Duration: 02:30


=== Joe Pesci's Beatdowns (02:30) ===

[00:00:00]  Jeffrey H.M. Keekbush, this is my favorite comment, says, "People that burn flags should have a, quote, "chat with Joe Pesci." And by chat, I mean Joe Pesci should enact some of his memorable movie beatdowns on them." What the fuck, Ryan?
[00:00:23]  It's like, what?
[00:00:25]  I love this so much.
[00:00:28]  Joe Pesci, you played that guy that beat the shit out of somebody in the movie, right?
[00:00:31]  Can you beat the shit out of this guy in real life for me?
[00:00:34]  I just love it.
[00:00:34]  Like, oh, you're lucky Bill the Butcher isn't here to see this.
[00:00:43]  He'd be like, go back to your country, you filthy wop.
[00:00:47]  And then he'd be like, ha!
[00:00:50]  And he'd like beat you up really fuckin' bad.
[00:00:52]  Really hard.
[00:00:52]  Beat you up hard.
[00:00:55]  Be like, WAPAH!
[00:00:59]  What is that idea?
[00:01:00]  Is that the tough guy?
[00:01:03]  Joe Pesci's played tough guys, don't get me wrong, but that's not who I think of.
[00:01:09]  This is a specific guy who loves Martin Scorsese movies for all the wrong reasons, like a lot of people do.
[00:01:17]  And yeah, Joe Pesci played an unhinged maniac in a couple of those movies.
[00:01:25]  And yeah, so I just, I don't know, like, uh, I can't wait to be stomped to death by a Gen X MAGA guy while he's crying and screaming, uh, GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
[00:01:37]  Get your fucking shine!
[00:01:38]  Just, like, beating me into the cement.
[00:01:40]  Also, like, is this current day Joe Pesci?
[00:01:43]  Like, is it Joe Pesci now?
[00:01:46]  My favorite Joe Pesci memorable movie beatdown is when he got beat to death by baseball bats and buried in a shallow grave.
[00:01:55]  That's my favorite.
[00:01:56]  And that's going to happen to you.
[00:01:58]  Joe Pesci is going to get beat to death.
[00:02:00]  In your face.
[00:02:03]  Joe Pesci and his brother are gonna get beat to death.
[00:02:06]  Then you have to watch it, that's the hard part.
[00:02:09]  So think about that next time.
[00:02:12]  I love it.
[00:02:13]  I give this commie beatdown five big bags of popcorn.
[00:02:18]  What a weird like, yeah, Joe Pesci.
[00:02:23]  Amazing.
[00:02:24]  Oh, yeah, and you know what?
[00:02:25]  I think Robert De Niro would be there too.
[00:02:28]  But like it's his character from The Comedian.