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June 24, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
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Real Cabal Sh!t

Qanon responds to the US/Iran tension by claiming Obama did it Liberals say Biden can't be racist because he worked for a black guy, and that Cory Booker is cancelled Support the show and get bonus content at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

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So Tony just informed me via his Instagram story that he is ready to record.
So I called him on Skype and here we are.
I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
Trump is desperately trying to stop it.
We're documenting it.
Doing everything in his power.
Doing everything in his power, uh, including cancelling the Iran attack that he ordered.
Which, I mean, to both admit you're wrong and prevent World War 3?
It's pretty big of him.
You know, it's pretty disappointing though, because I mean, one moment we have him saying things like, let's cancel the attack, and then the other time he's saying, like, cancel culture's a bad thing.
It's like, make up your mind, bro.
Make up your mind, yeah.
Yeah, so, sorry about the surprise break last week.
I was just gonna tell everyone that I was feeling a little overwhelmed and stressed out.
Not really anything in particular, maybe just, you know, years of untreated anxiety and a slight case of depression.
I was gonna tell everybody that, but I feel like it would be cheap to lie.
And so I decided to tell everyone the truth, owe it to the listeners, to explain that the podcast drove me mad.
I think that it's a better story, it's better for the show, if I let everyone know the real truth, which is that I'm now insane after doing this podcast.
Because the content we cover It's just so mind-rendingly otherworldly horrific that it's reduced my psyche to ashes.
And that's it now, going forward.
We will continue to do the show, but I will be crazy.
Uh, for the rest of the show, so look forward, uh, to that in the coming episodes.
Um, but, once again, would just gladly shoulder this burden, uh, for the listener.
I'm happy to do it.
See, the problem is you don't, you don't balance your life, you know?
You, you take in all this, uh, wild content, this wild right-wing rhetoric, this, uh, you know, racist, un-woke content.
You don't balance it with things like, you know, conscious rap.
You know, with every episode, I listen to nothing but... I basically listen to, like, Moral Technique, Brother Ali, Cunning Linguist, and that's all I listen to for the next hour after I'm done recording.
And that's how I kind of stay something resembling sane.
Yeah, I need some elevated rhetoric to enlighten this frightened, hectic, spastic world.
Every time I listen to Moral Technique, I'm just blown away.
I'm like, oh my god!
That was your mom in the end?
I can't believe it was your mom.
My mind is so blown.
Now, I'm a big Immortal Technique fan, but I don't know what song you're talking about.
Is it Immortal Technique?
That's the one that has a song where, like, the story ends with him, like, raping his mom?
Are you talking about Dance with the Devil?
Is that what it's called?
Yeah, I don't know that one.
I'm a big Mortal Technique head.
I like every other song except that one, apparently.
Yeah, anyway.
Okay, so this episode, we are going to start off by talking about Iran.
Talking about Iran.
And Trump, specifically through the lens of QAnon.
Just a single QAnon thread in the Facebook group QAnon Follow the White Rabbit.
Now...
QAnon is extremely interesting when it comes to things like international warfare.
Because, as we know, they are a bloodthirsty bunch.
They desire nothing more than to string up Various politicians, seemingly chosen at random, who are the only politicians who have committed heinous crimes against humanity, which include things like not letting you post on Twitter and stuff like that.
So...
You would expect them to also have that same sort of energy.
To bring that same energy to the table when it comes to the international community.
You know, anybody who defies Trump is part of, what, the deep state?
And gets the rope.
You know what I mean?
You mean the deep state that Trump was recently talking about?
During his speech at his rally, he says the words, the deep state.
state that he actually says the word he says the words the deep state does he really oh yeah Yeah, it was a headline.
Like, Trump acknowledges Deep State?
Wow.
It's like, fuck, man.
I mean, hey, if he thought it was the right time to reveal his knowledge of the existence of the Deep State, then I guess that was the right time to do it.
Yeah, yeah, it worked.
Far be it from me.
Far be it for me to question... Q, maybe?
Is he?
I don't know.
I mean, the obvious one is, if you look at the alphabet, L, M, Mike, N, O, P, Pence, Q. Think about it.
So Mike Pence is Q is what you're saying?
Mike Pence is Q. I like that.
Yeah, you just skip a couple letters and then it all falls together.
Look, Mike Pence, O, Q.
That's good.
It's right there in front of you.
It's plain as day.
Somebody in this group was like, oh no, time for a chess move from Donald Trump or something like that.
Like, you know, just one of the many stock phrases they have.
Time for 4D chess?
And they didn't so much pose it as a question.
They said Trump needs to do a chess move.
They were like, Trump, quick, dude, pawn to rook three.
And, or I don't know what the numbers would be in 3D chess.
There's probably like at least two coordinates there.
And so I replied, you don't tell Trump when it's time for a chess move.
Trump will know when it's the right time for a chess move and you have to respect that.
And then she liked my comment.
So, that was not maybe as fun as I wanted the interaction to go, but it was still rewarding.
It still, you know, yielded some kernel of knowledge from it.
Well, like, you would want that to be, you know, some sort of great rebuttal, but the thing is, like, you basically won that, like, interaction.
You outsmarted that person, and they had to take the humble route and be like, yeah, you right.
You right.
Yeah.
Like.
Yeah.
I'm like, I'm like the guy who's saying, um, to a spectator, you're not the one playing, idiot.
You're not the grandmaster here.
So shut the fuck up.
Yeah, you don't get to slap the clock, I do.
That doesn't make me... That's what they say, right?
Yeah, I think so.
They say, slap the ol' clock.
Slap the clock, yeah.
When it's their turn is over.
I just imagine somebody shouting from the audience at a chess match.
Slap the clock!
Slap the ol' clock!
Slap the ol' clock, yeah.
Because, like, the guy's just done with his chess move and he's just sitting there because he forgot to slap the clock.
Um, yeah, okay.
So, yeah, you never know how, like, uh, like I said, matters of, uh, international warfare are gonna go down in this group because this group is, you know, uh, ostensibly, like, anti-elitist.
You know, they're under the somewhat grounded uh impression that there is an elite bunch of people who uh profit off things like war and international uh capitalism of course they don't like correctly identify uh the structures of of that
System, you know, it's just oh, there's there are bad people in there Among the good ones or whatever So like half of them are just incredibly Pro-war incredibly pro-america incredibly like anti I don't know anti-foreigner in general and then the other half are like I guess slightly more woke where they're like, you know doing the whole like crust punk war is big business thing and
um and then they just don't interact with each other like there aren't like there will just be three comments in a row that are like yes like kill iran yes nuke iran fuck iran or whatever and then there'll be three comments like nope trump knows better than to fall into the trap set by democrats to go to war with iran and it's like there's no Like, forget about a moderator.
There's no, like, ethos at all, uh, among this group at least.
You know, there's, there's no, like, actual, uh, community values here.
There's no, like, rules for the group.
There's no, there's no reference point of, like, these are the tenants of the group.
This is where we're going to go here.
It's, you're right.
It's kind of like, There's kind of a general gist, shall we say.
You would think, like, a movement based on cryptic sentence phrases posted by anonymous people on 4chan would have a more cohesive ideology, but it just doesn't.
Wrong.
It's strange.
So, Michael Tisma posts in QAnon, follow the white rabbit, A link to ABC News.
The headline reads, Iran shoots down American drone in international airspace, U.S.
official confirms.
And Michael Tizma captions his post with, Kabal in Iran trying to instigate a war.
Yep.
Um, so first off I want to say, um, if a U.S.
official confirmed that Iran did shoot down this drone that was in international airspace, I mean... World War time?
Well, absolutely.
World War Time.
I mean, if an anonymous U.S.
official confirmed this, I don't see what choice we have.
And by World War Time, I do mean, like, basically delete a certain area of the world.
Yeah, so... Just, like, I love this phrasing.
Kabal in Iran trying to instigate a war.
By Kabal in Iran, do they just mean, like, a government?
They mean like an Iranian government?
Like they're the cabal?
Well, of course.
You know the difference between a cabal and a government, right?
No.
It's basically just the shades of your skin and how you pray.
Um, yeah, I just think it's like when your mind is so melted by this, this half-assed conspiracy theory that just any actors anywhere, uh, organizing in any fashion are a cabal.
Yeah.
Like, I don't like that because I think it lessens the meaning of cabal.
Like, I think that that's a good word.
It's cool, and like, you know, it... What do you mean?
What do you call it?
It, like, prompts a certain amount of intrigue.
And when you're just calling everything a cabal, it takes away from that.
It compromises the integrity of the word.
Like this person thinks they're just doing a favor they think no no that's what they're called that's what governments and structure in in middle eastern territories is called.
Like we can't we can't acknowledge that there's ever been any type of functioning government in these countries ever.
We can't the west cannot acknowledge that.
Yeah, they're just going based purely on instinct.
Like, they sniff each proposed bill or tariff.
They, like, hold it up to their nose and they smell it, and whether they react positively or negatively is what says that it passes.
Well, like, I know that they're, you know, barbaric and way behind the times, but, like, the Middle East didn't actually, like, exist until about, you know, three months before Desert Storm, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, cool.
I mean, these Q people are fucking idiots, so they don't, you know, they don't even think this far into it.
But yeah, I think Stanley Kubrick actually directed the Middle East as like a psyop to fake us going into a war to make us look really good and cool.
Yeah.
Donnie Coburn says, comments on this, We don't need a war, and that is what Iran is trying to do.
Provoke us so they can blame us for killing their people.
Then we will be attacked for being too aggressive, and the rest of the world, with exception of a few countries, will hate us.
Why did you make us do it?
Why did you do that?
Why did you make us do it?
Yeah, I know it's hard, but don't fall for the Iranians' trap of killing them.
It's just what they want.
And it's almost this whole, like, this is gonna hurt us more than it hurts you.
This is gonna, like, we have to do this.
You're making us do this.
We don't want to do this, but we have to.
Yeah, this is... You started it.
This is like that flaw in Red Dead Redemption 2 that I'm now familiar with, for like a couple days, where even if, like, you're attacked first and you defend yourself, you still get a bounty put on your head.
And that's kind of what it's like, you know, when you fly a drone into Iranian airspace and then they attack you first, you're the one who looks bad for some reason.
It's crazy.
It's wild.
Also like, yeah, then we will be attacked for being too aggressive and the rest of the world will hate us.
So, something to look out for.
Like, the only real way to retaliate against this is to be like, Hey, can we take out one of your unarmed drones?
Yeah.
Or like, send him an invoice.
That would be the biblical thing to do.
Yeah.
Eye for an eye.
But he's right, like...
Hopefully people will be critical, like, when we rain down on them with a firestorm.
Ginger Pitman says, Soros and Obama trying to start a war to keep from being arrested.
Tick tick!
And I think they meant to say, uh, tick tock there.
I don't blame Ginger for this confusion because typically when I read words like drone, Iran, war, I do think Obama.
So, like, I don't, I'm not, but then, you know, then you rise the Soros thing and, uh, maybe they're not on the same page as we are.
That's like the wokest shit in these groups is like, uh, no, Obama and war, or I mean, sorry, like war and drones, that's the, those are the Democrats.
Democrats love that shit.
And I'm like, well, yeah, but so do you guys.
Like, look at your, like, look at your own thread.
Look at the comments directly above and below you.
This is a bipartisan issue.
Democrats loving drones, shit, is so par for the course.
It's such a millennial thing, you know?
It's like they don't want to get their hands dirty anymore, you know?
It's like kids play video games, they don't get in the shit anymore.
Yeah, go outside.
Go outside to the Middle East.
Back in my day, like, I mean, oh what, are we going to have people having PTSD from controlling a drone?
Come on.
I mean... You know, these soldiers are soft these days.
I mean, gamers' rights are a real issue, and I feel like that's pretty close to drone operators.
I don't think we should so easily dismiss that.
You're not wrong.
Yeah, so this was like the number one comment, was like, oh, it's George Soros and Obama are doing this.
Oh, George Soros and Obama made Iran shoot down a drone that was in their airspace.
But this one specifically is fun for me because Ginger explains why.
It is to keep from being arrested.
Yep.
So, like, you know how during, like, times of war and general, like, uncertainty and, dare I say, chaos, uh, the police relinquish all authority and refuse to arrest anybody?
You know how that's what happens, uh, in times of instability?
Is that the police are like, oh shit, uh, we don't know, we don't know, we're gonna relinquish our authority.
You know, that's the only reason why Bush had the whole victory campaign on the boat, was so he can arrest some people.
Yeah, so you get back to business as usual.
Like, I think maybe they think that, like, cops are troops.
And that they'll be, like, too busy in Iran to arrest anybody?
That'd be so sick!
It's like, we all know the best time to commit a crime is during a cop funeral.
Like, what if it was just during all war?
Boy, what a perverse incentive.
Dead cops equals no jail.
That's, wow.
I hope that doesn't lead to anything.
No, yeah, I just, it's, you know, they looked at, like, all the military equipment given to cops by Previous administrations including the Obama administration and they were like, oh these these are our troops and they're not necessarily wrong The way that cops are venerated in society.
So yeah, they were just like, oh, they're gonna have their hands too full fighting other terrorists besides Black Lives Matter in order to arrest Obama or whatever and then Maria Berglund replies to Ginger I bet that's what it is!
But how?
Who would volunteer to start that for Iran?
To set up Iran?
So I like this take a lot, because Maria is sure that this is it, but why?
But why?
No, I'm sure that's it, but why?
Why is this it?
I mean, I know it's it, but now we gotta figure out why.
You gotta dig deeper, man.
You can't just take the truth on the surface, you know?
I know- I believe this with my whole heart, but why?
Why did it happen?
Yeah, I think that's good.
Funny.
Who would volunteer to start that for Iran?
I mean, the world is a complicated place.
Don't get me wrong.
The simplest explanation is not always the correct one, but I think Iran taking credit for shooting down a US drone that they say was in their airspace might just be the easiest conspiracy to believe, you know?
And if you think about it, it's the smartest too because, so if it's the Iranian government who did it, that means that they would have to take up war with the Iranian government.
But if they were to say it's any other independent person, they're now part of a terrorist cell.
So now if you're part of a terrorist cell, that goes through the war that we've been in forever against terror, so now they can come to Iran to fight and kill people, But under the guide to fighting terrorism, not Iran.
So Iran has to be like, yeah, no, that's us.
I mean, I like, I mean, it is Iran.
I like all the extra work you're doing, but we've been calling Iran a terrorist state for, you know, 20, no, longer than that, you know.
Oh yeah, but I'm saying, if like, if they didn't take credit for it, then we'd be like, oh no, it's for sure ISIS.
So now that ISIS is taking down drones in Iran, we can now go there and you know, whatever happens happens.
That's, I mean, you know, good on Iran for not blaming ISIS, you know.
It was good for them to take the heat off of them.
Yeah.
Steven Scruggs says, John Kerry gave them location.
I love this.
Cause like, Steven Scruggs has been in the, he's an OG.
He's an OG.
No one's even said John Kerry's name in a decade.
The thing is, John Kerry did go to Iran recently.
He's still trying to do diplomatic stuff because he was one of the main people who helped set up the Iranian nuclear deal.
Yeah, totally.
But he hasn't been a focal point of right-wing hate since he tried to become president.
Yeah, like he's been hated on for a very long time.
And I like that he's getting the blame for this.
I like that the way that John Kerry made this happen was he gave them the location of the drone.
Yeah.
He like... It's gonna be right here.
He was like, oh it's there, it's up there.
And he just like vaguely gestures at the stratosphere.
Anywhere in the air.
Uh, yeah, he's like doing calculus and shit.
It's like, oh, here's where it's gonna be.
Yeah, totally.
Like, oh, thanks.
We'll plug these numbers into our computer.
Thank you, John Kerry.
He was like, don't bother.
I'll do it for you.
So here's another image macro.
It's like a collection.
It's top text, bottom text, and then a collection of images in the middle.
The top text, impact font, media.
Quote, what's going to happen?
So, like, that's a good question if you're a journalist, you know, to ask.
Like, hey, what's going on?
Hey, what's going to happen?
You know, if you're a journalist, like, you have to ask these questions.
What should we prepare for?
So the first image is a screenshot of a post from 4chan.
It's got a picture of that drone.
And then it says, U.S.
confirms $130 million high-flying drone brought down by Iranian missile.
I believe that was a setup to get the party who attacked the drone to out themselves.
There is no way the US would be flying a drone with that technology so close to a foreign quote enemy without support and the full technology on board.
Thing of it, So think of it, I guess.
Think of it as luring out your enemy.
Okay, I get it now.
Then let them shoot down a non-functioning drone and get all the info you need from satellites.
I think this was us exposing more of the cabal operating within Iran.
Uh, so yeah, like you, you, you fly a drone, um, and then get the party who attacked it to out themselves by attacking it.
And then you look at satellites to see who did the attacking, and then you know it was Iran who did it.
And then Iran really stepped in it when they came out and just admitted it.
That only further proves this plan was good.
like i don't know proves this plan was good it's 130 million dollar bait car you know they just they took 130 million dollar car parked it parked it in a low-income area with it with the windows down and waited for someone on instagram to be like whipping the bugatti like yeah yeah yeah uh
What's that guy say when he steals jewelry and shit on Instagram?
Oh, I don't want to.
Boonk gang?
Yeah.
Boonk gang.
Yeah, Iran fired a bunch of missiles at a U.S.
drone.
They were like, Boonk gang!
Boonk gang!
Yeah, and then they said it.
Real gang shit.
Yeah, real gang shit, as they give their press conference.
Unfortunately, I think that whoever did pull the trigger to take that drone down did say, in English, real gang shit.
Gang gang.
Uh, yeah, but they had to say it in Iranian, which is the language they speak over there.
So they said, uh, real cabal shit.
Real cabal shit.
Cabal cabal.
Um, yeah.
So they say that, what is it right here?
There's no way the U.S.
would be flying a drone with that technology so close to a foreign enemy without the support and full technology on board.
So, like, this person is operating under the assumption that the U.S.
doesn't, like, have military bases or drones or aircraft or, uh, sea craft, fuck, literally fucking everywhere in the world?
Yeah, everywhere.
And, like, what is the technology without the full technology on board?
Like, what is that a reference to?
Is that a reference to some sort of technology that prevents missiles from hitting your fucking ass?
Like, I don't understand how they're getting to the conclusion that the full technology was not on board.
Don't you know that every drone has Star Wars-like technology on it?
Like Star Wars, I mean the Reagan program where lasers shoot missiles out of the sky.
Yeah.
Every drone has that.
I thought you meant they had a really bad movie that was so unwatchable that the missile would turntail and run away.
I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say right now.
No, I'm just talking about the new Star Wars.
I'm not talking about the 2000s Star Wars.
I'm gonna say it one more time.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I'm just talking about the ladies Star Wars.
Dog.
Dog.
You better watch what you're saying about Rey.
You better watch what you're saying about Rey.
She's a goddamn queen.
And that fight scene with her and Kylo Ren.
With all those crazy Imperial guards.
That shit was so hard and beautiful to watch.
Let's move on.
I don't want to do this.
I don't want to do this in front of everybody.
I'm just saying like, you know, it's not made for me.
You know, it wasn't made for me as a man.
So I, you know, some people like it.
Other people don't.
That's fine.
Let people enjoy things.
If you want, you can like borrow my kid to go watch the next one.
I think that might be why I enjoyed it so much.
Um, yeah, uh, and then, uh, so the next image in this image macro has a tweet from Donald J. Trump, uh, saying, Iran made a very big mistake.
This fucking guy.
And then very big mistake is, uh, circled.
It's like highlighted, you know, with like that red box you can do on your, your image editing phone software.
Um, and then there is another post from, uh, supposedly Q on 4chan that says, uh, they're trying to start a war.
Deflection.
Public interest shift.
Pullout announcement.
Chem attack.
Coincidence?
These people are sick.
Q. Q. And let's just look at the date here for this particular Q post.
April 6th, 2018.
Wow.
So Q laid the seeds of what was going to happen here with Iran over a year ago.
Yeah.
Seen it coming.
Over a year ago.
This is like, this is indisputable evidence that there is something larger afoot.
That, uh, a drone got shot down by a government who says it violated their airspace.
Donald Trump saying, uh, that was bad.
I don't like, I don't like that.
And then Q saying they are trying to start a war a year ago.
They've obviously been trying to start a war.
They've been trying to start it for a year.
So we had to go check it out.
We had to go look at it with the drone.
Yeah, I mean, we all trust Q, we trust the plan, but we need evidence to present to the American people.
That's why we flew the drone over there a year later to see if we could see the war that they're trying to start.
You know, are they, like, in a lab trying to grow a war in, like, some test tube over there?
You know, you don't know.
You gotta go look at it.
And then, oh, well, they shot us down.
So, obviously.
I mean, it's a, what is that called?
Self-fulfilling prophecy.
I really like the idea, too, of Trump texting Hassan Rouhani and being like, check Twitter.
Did you check Twitter?
Yeah.
There's your phone call.
Sub-tweeting an entire country.
Sub-tweeting for war.
It didn't even add Iran.
Coward.
That's what I want to see.
I want to see Hassan be like, add me next time, fool.
You don't want this smoke full?
At me bro!
And I love that this tweet, like, you could have found any, like, there's probably at least a hundred other Q posts about war, about like a secret society trying to start a war, but you picked the one from over a year ago.
That is even more vague when you apply it to this context.
They are trying to start a war and then something about pulling out of another war and a chemical attack.
Like, I don't even remember what this was a reference to, but maybe the fact that I don't remember that is evidence that we are at war.
That we've been at war.
That we are currently engaged in like, I don't know, half a dozen wars.
Dude, that was Syria!
No, Syria was before that, I think.
Like, the chemical attack was like... Yeah, the chemical attack thing happened during Trump's... I mean, during Obama's administration.
But they did it again, remember?
They tried to do it again, or something like that.
I just remember covering it on the show.
That's all I remember.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, if you say so.
If we did it, then we did it.
I mean, I blame Syria for, like, everything.
If we covered it on the show, then it definitely happened.
Yeah, for sure.
It's actually a terrible rule of thumb if you think about it for this show.
Yeah, so I just love this.
It's like we get a cabal operating within Iran.
Very big mistake.
And they are trying to start a war.
And there we go.
Proof.
John, last comment.
John Slingerland says about Iran, nuke the shithole.
And this has a like and a love react.
lots of comments like these um - Yeah.
It was just like, oh, you know, turn, turn the desert into glass over there.
Just mass, you know, mass casualties, kill them all, etc, etc.
It really brings me back to like those, you know, months and years after 9-11 where like the only solution we had was like to nuke them.
Megan Hill says, replies, agree.
Wipe Iran and surrounding area out.
Nothing but a terrorist nation against us.
And then John Slingerland replies to Megan, they're against humanity and any peaceful people.
So by that logic, we're good then, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, um, there's one thing I hate it's people who are against peace and I think we should, uh, do genocide on those people.
I think we should drop a nuclear bomb, uh, killing millions, uh, to get rid of those unpeaceful people once and for all.
No one has ever said, oh, the peaceful people of America.
The peaceful nation of America.
No one's ever... Like, literally, this country's founded on a war.
Like, no one's ever said, the peaceful country of America.
The peaceful nation of America.
Well, I mean, that's... Like, who are you talking about?
I mean, that's because you achieve peace through strength.
And, obviously, we're not strong enough yet, because we don't have peace yet.
So, uh, we need to keep getting stronger until we get that peace.
Get a sweet piece of that piece.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, I hate that terrorist nation hundreds of thousands of miles away from us.
I think we should nuke them.
I think we should drop bombs on them and kill them once and for all because we don't like their politics.
Okay.
I hate to end the segment on such a dark comment, but it's also pretty funny, I think.
If you want to feel any better, just like, you know, Google pictures of Iran in the 70s.
It's really heartwarming.
You'll feel better about the way the world's gone.
Okay, so, for the second half of this episode, we are covering what is truly one of the darkest spaces in Facebook.
Woah, woah, woah.
Can we maybe rephrase that considering the content?
Okay, so this is one of the absolute blackest places on Facebook.
Just like a really angry, agitated place.
You know, you could probably describe it as like an Africanized group.
You know, like the Africanized killer bee.
Nah, this is a bad group.
It's a bad group that I just joined.
It's very bad.
It's a Facebook group called Hillary in 2016 and 2020.
It's in all caps, and that's right, we are both sides-ing it today.
Both the left, the people who love Hillary Clinton, and the right, the people who want to nuke Iran.
However, has shifted, but I just want to go over this group a little bit because it's uh, it's a weird group.
So, uh, this group came across my feed, Hillary in 2016 and 2020.
Um, and it just confused me.
The name of this group was very confusing.
Uh, like why would this group still be around and still have 2016, uh, in the title, you know, considering like that year didn't work out so well for Hillary.
Um, and then I just realized that they're all insane.
They're all just totally, like, crazy people.
Um, at first I thought- Well, yeah.
Go ahead.
The 2020 give- The 2020 gives that away.
I mean, like, that's not a thing.
Well- As much as it could be, Hillary 2020 is not a thing.
There are people- There's people who want it, dude.
Like, I see people who want it.
Yeah, but Hillary Clinton's not one of them.
Well, it's like the Philosopher King, you know, that Plato described.
Like, that person who would be best suited for service might not even be willing, but they would be, you know, drawn by lottery and forced upon that.
Have that title forced upon them for eight years.
You know, and I think she would really, I think she would step up to the plate.
I think if she were to be put in the office, I think she would accept it gracefully and she would take on that burden.
She's a big person.
Just a hunch, just a hunch though.
Um, but yeah, so at first I thought they like tacked on 2020 when the whole 2016 thing didn't pan out.
Um, until I realized like the group name was picked in 2014.
Ooh.
And this was like them setting their, this group setting their progressive vision for the future?
Which is like a Hillary Clinton presidency for eight years instead of only four?
You know, I would feel weird about this except for the fact that you and I have both been part of a group that was once called Yang Gang.
Uh, 2020.
Uh, so what I'm saying is you can change the name of your group.
You can do that.
You can totally do that.
It's totally a thing you can do.
And then you can't change it back for a few days, uh, as we also learned.
That's the normal thing, but what happens when you get owned nationally, um, you can't change your group name for, uh, what, like five years now?
When you get owned so hard, they make you sit in it.
But yeah, I love this.
They were like, hey, we're going to set our group apart by not just voting for Hillary in 2016.
We're going to vote for her in 2020.
We have a vision, a political vision, where this one person will be president again.
Not only are they going to be president, they're going to be president again, twice.
You know what's more upsetting than that?
There's a whole group of people out there that feels the exact opposite of this group because their group is called Trump in 2016 and 2020 and 2024 and 2028 and 2032 and so on.
Well, that's the thing is that like this group probably thought they were being like clever and playing chess, you know, by like gaming out the system for eight years instead of four.
But you know Trump is playing 3D chess.
So he predicted his presidency for longer than he will be alive.
Which really takes guts and foresight.
Confidence.
I don't know, man.
With his level of income and the progress made in science... Dude, I'd feel that way if he looked anything like Robert Redford.
Is Robert Redford still alive?
I don't know, but the bar was very low there.
I liked it.
Yeah, if he looked like, you know, one of the other, like, people who's not as wealthy as he is, but still moderately wealthy and can keep their visage intact better than he can, then I would give something to that argument.
Yeah, so this is a weird group.
Another weird thing that happens in this group, like, every bit is conspiratorial and just I don't know inept when it comes to a lot of things but particularly technology as The QAnon Facebook group, but just in like a really less interesting way like these these liberal conspiracy theories are just very boring and very baffling to me maybe because I'm not a
You know, as inundated with them as I am the right-wing conspiracy, so I don't actually know all the intricacies, if there are any.
But like, here's a post from the admin of the group.
It says, uh, new group rule.
Help request.
Facebook's AI has labeled our group anti-Trump and a hate group.
Tell your friends for the next week, heart everything you hate.
This will call off the Facebook AI attack trolls who constantly have turned in our post as hate speech.
The AI only counts the angry emojis to decide.
This person clearly works for Facebook.
This must be some insider knowledge because I have no idea what any of this is.
There's a lot going on here.
I like Facebook AI attack trolls.
Yeah.
Um, because A, they're implying that an artificial intelligence is, uh, so far along its development that it can, like, sarcastically antagonize human beings.
Well, isn't that exactly what happens every time they actually try to, like, do an AI algorithm to produce tweets and stuff?
Doesn't it always become a troll?
It always becomes very racist.
It always becomes very racist.
Those aren't mutually exclusive.
It's not an ironic racism.
It's not a trolling.
It's a very unironic, genuine level of racism that's been heaped upon it by the internet.
The other thing I like is that they're calling Facebook AI, so like moderating algorithms, trolls, when those are owned and operated by the platform itself.
Like calling the referee a troll for calling the game.
It's also funny that a moderator is calling a moderator a troll.
It's very funny as well.
You have to respect.
There's like a class of people and if you don't respect them, why should anybody respect you?
True.
But yeah, it's like kicking somebody out of your house and them calling you a troll as you kick them out of your house.
Yeah.
Very interesting.
Very interesting way to use that word, troll.
It's like flying a drone into a country and then getting mad at them when they shoot it down.
Yeah, that's a good hypothetical analogy.
I also like that they think angry reacts are labeling the posts as hate speech.
Which is not, to my knowledge, how that works.
Not how we've seen it work, that's for sure.
Yeah, because if that were the case, like... Thousands of pride and pro-gay rights posts would be taken down automatically because of how many angry reacts they get.
Yeah, exactly.
Uh... Pro-gay posts are being taken down, but for different reasons, of course.
Um... And then also, uh, they want you to heart-react things you hate so as not to tip off the AI trolls.
So I'm just picturing, like...
These completely brainwormed libs, like, heart-reacting photos of, like, migrant children in detention centers to, like, own Facebook or something.
Yeah, okay, so the post in question that we're covering from this group is from Yoli Castillo, who says...
Wow.
this is all caps cory booker you idiot insinuating biden racist he worked with obama for eight freaking years dot dot cory b you are done wow that's how that works right that's how everyone i've ever worked with everyone i've ever worked with is not a racist now right um yeah Yeah, that's true.
That's so good to know.
Yeah, it's a load off your mind, I'm sure.
Yeah, because I was really worried about the guy I worked with that once whistled Dixie at me and told me to literally pick cotton.
But now that I know that he's not a racist because we work together, I can sleep at night.
He probably just told you to pick cotton because you weren't wearing a shirt.
No, I was wearing a shirt at work.
It's not like it is red.
Well, I don't know why he would have that reaction anyway, because you look wonderful.
Thank you.
Yeah, I love this take because it's sort of a flip on takes we've had on this show before.
You know, of course, like, oh, my best friend is black, which is like the excuse that I always use when I say racist things.
Or, we've even had, I can't be racist, I've had dozens of black employees.
We've had that take.
Yeah, I like that one.
No, I make black people work, I couldn't possibly be racist.
We all know the only way you can really not be racist is if your search history reflects a lot of BBD pornography.
It's true, yes.
But this is the first time I believe we've had, um, I can't be racist because my boss was black.
Yeah.
Which is- You know, this has a lot to do with the fact there's not a lot of black bosses out there, um, but, but go ahead.
Um, and I like this take because it's like, if anything, he was racist because he was making me call him boss.
I would say like, pee break boss, and he would like, you know, check to see, check how many offenses I had committed that week to see if he could let me go to the bathroom.
In fact pee, yeah.
And I think that it's also kind of a bad argument to make because we all hate our bosses.
Who doesn't, you know what I mean?
Who doesn't hate their boss, like, it's kind of, it's like a human right to hate your boss.
You know, you shouldn't just be called racist because your boss is black or whatever, which is why we need to abolish capitalism so that no one has to work for a person of color they hate.
I'm gonna go ahead and sit this one out just because, um, I actually am a black boss now.
Oh shit.
Um, but it's okay because, like, the one person that I, you know, that actually works with me, I say with because it feels so weird saying for, mostly because I don't sign their checks, um, is also black.
Um, shout out, shout out to you, you know who you are.
What's really good?
Well, you better hire someone.
So I'm gonna go ahead and, you know, people will dig deep and find out that I'm just being a hypocrite if I speak on this.
Okay, that's good.
I'm just gonna say you should hire some white people to prove you're not racist, but that's just... It's just me.
Yeah.
So this is a good take.
Uh, he, he worked for, uh, a black guy for eight years.
How could he be racist?
So this is all what this story is about.
This person is mad at Cory Booker, uh, for, uh, the shit that Biden said, which is just so funny.
Um, Biden is like so consistently hilarious to me.
Um, and to a lot of people, I think, um, this headline is from, uh, the AP.
Biden not apologizing for remarks on segregationist senators.
Joe Biden refused calls to apologize Wednesday for saying that the Senate quote got things done with quote civility even when the body included segregationists with whom he disagreed.
Yeah.
Got things done, you know, like further erosion of the working class and minority communities.
Still got like post offices named and stuff like that.
His rivals for the Democratic presidential nomination, including the two major black candidates in the contest, roundly criticized Biden's comments, but Biden didn't back down and was particularly defiant in the face of criticism from New Jersey Senator Cory Booker, Wild, yeah.
I mean, Biden kind of has a point, you know?
apologize for his remarks.
Biden countered that it was Booker who should apologize.
It's nice.
I love that shit.
Wild.
Because the Senator, quote, should know better than to question his commitment to civil rights.
I mean, Biden kind of has a point, you know, it's like his history shows a really wonderful track record of being fair to black people.
I don't know if you remember the 2007 leading into the 2008 election season, he said of Barack Obama, quote, I mean, you got the first mainstream African American who was articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy.
I mean, a real storybook.
I mean to be... So he's always been very kind to black people.
Well he did have to inspect Obama's hair like he does with every senator for lice before calling him clean.
But yeah, I mean he... Which we all know he found nothing because we don't get lice.
It's just a thing.
It's beautiful.
Lice is a dirty white people disease.
And that's a fact.
There's not a racist bone in my body, Biden said.
I've been involved in civil rights my whole career.
There's not a racist bone in my body.
I had the racism bone removed surgically.
We have great health care here, so I was able to do that.
Not racist anymore.
I believe him.
There's probably not a racist bone in his body.
There's just a racist heart and racist mind.
And mouth and eyes.
Probably stomach.
He probably can't have spicy food.
I mean we shouldn't have to say this.
Biden fucking eulogized Strom Thurmond.
Said Strom Thurmond was a good guy.
Said a bunch of other guys were good guys, you know who said completely awful heinous shit even for the time that they were Saying it.
Yeah and He opposed He opposed school busing Yeah, like he literally was against it.
Like he was for segregation He did not want people to he did not want Black people going to school with white people?
Yeah, he like when he says he had a commitment to civil rights, he means the right to pick your school, pick which school you go to.
Like if you don't want to go to school with a certain type of people, you know.
Yeah, exactly.
Do do do.
Where is it here?
Yeah.
The controversy began at a New York fundraiser Tuesday when Biden pointed to long-dead segregationist senators James Eastland of Mississippi and Herman Talmadge of Georgia who both said things about like how dead N-words were great and like that's why the white man exists is to kill N-words.
I mean, those are two of the most racist names ever.
Like, the only name that's more racist than that name is Strom Thurman.
Those are super racist names.
Those are some really good racist names.
Wasn't that the name of, like, the character that Leonardo DiCaprio played in Django?
Yeah, I think it was.
To argue that Washington functioned more smoothly a generation ago than under today's, quote, broken bipartisanship, hyper-partisanship.
We didn't agree on much of anything, Biden said, of the two men who were prominent senators when Biden was elected in 72.
Biden described Talmadge as, quote, one of the meanest guys I ever knew, and Eastland called him son, though not boy, a reference to the racist way many whites addressed black men at the time.
Yeah, so he said that, oh, yeah, I worked with these guys.
They didn't call me boy.
They called me son.
Which, for the record, anyone who's gonna, like, son me is gonna have an issue with me.
Like, don't, don't fucking son me.
Don't do it.
Yeah, I just think it's interesting.
He's like, well, uh, I never got called the n-word.
These guys, these men never called me the n-word.
Yeah, weird.
That's like literally his argument right there.
He's like, not even the day that I showed up in blackface, no one still even called me that.
I tried.
He was inspired by the Eddie Murphy skit on Saturday Night Live.
I had to flip it and still no one said it.
It's just so Biden not apologizing like I like not apologizing and then in fact Demanding Cory Booker apologize to him for calling him racist like this is just very minion death cult This is very like old aggrieved white grandpa on Facebook And it's also very Trump.
It's also like We keep yelling at these people, at these Democrats, for not learning anything from 2016.
Well, they finally did learn something, or at least Biden did, which is never apologize for anything.
Yep, exactly.
Lean into everything.
Well, you can change your mind, you can change your policy, but say things like, I'm not sorry for anything that I've ever done.
Say things like that.
Now, change your policies all the time and capitulate to the whims of the media or the whims of the voting populations, but also say that you're not sorry for any of those bad things that you're changing your stance on.
I like the imaginary scenario where his wife leans in and says, no, he's serious.
He's not sorry for anything he's ever done.
Biden, going back to my original point, Biden is the funniest candidate to me because there are soundbites.
There are things that he says.
That I don't believe our quote.
I feel like I'm pretty good at parsing real news from fake news.
But with these Biden quotes, I actually have to look them up at least once a month.
The same quote, once a month, just to make sure he really did say something this fucking stupid.
You're always disappointed.
I'm always thrilled.
I can't believe how bad he is at this.
I'm not sorry for anything I've ever done.
Another thing he said, I think Roe v. Wade went too far.
I don't believe women have soul control over their bodies.
That's an actual quote.
That's a verbatim quote.
From him.
Like, while everyone else was saying things like, it's not about control of your body.
It's not what it's about.
It's about morality.
He's like, nope, nope, you don't have control of your body.
I mean, this was him, yeah, but the way it's phrased is so cartoonish.
No, I believe that women should have less rights.
I don't believe women should control.
Like this is like, this is like those viral memes that are like, uh, attributed to, you know, with a quote attributed to Kamala Harris, I do not respect our troops.
And I think that they are not heroes.
And I think that they, uh, it's good when they get killed, like obviously fake things that the person to whom they're attributed would never say.
Uh, but with Biden, he actually did say them like, he, They're just real.
They're just incredibly stupid.
And I think, yeah, it's funny that, you know, one of the factors in our elections and just politics in general is like, you know, the prevalence of fake news and the prevalence of just like phony quotes and phony stories.
And with like Joe Biden, you don't even have to do that because they all sound as real as the other ones anyway.
He's the real deal.
Yeah, another thing he just recently said to a group of billionaire and millionaire fundraiser donors.
Don't worry, nothing will fundamentally change for you.
He literally said nothing will fundamentally change.
When you're running for president based on the idea that the current president is a maniac and is really bad for the country and is taking this country in a really bad direction, we were very good before this president came, but now it's very bad.
But also don't worry, nothing will fundamentally change if you elect me.
And I have a feeling that if there's any demographic that's like, against any type of progress when it comes to social issues like racial equality, like immigration, like women's rights, like any type of rights for anybody who's not a millionaire or billionaire.
It's probably the millionaires and billionaires who are probably pretty okay with what's going on right now.
They're probably pretty not affected by it and probably actually benefit from all of this.
Dude, the quotes from that talk he gave are so funny.
They're so insane because he's like begging them for money.
He's like, please, please trust me.
Trust me that when I become president, I will deliver for you.
Just please trust me.
I'm not like those other politicians who say one thing to millionaires and then do the other.
I'm really going to support you guys when I get into office.
I bet you there's some team on Biden's campaign right now that's only agenda is trying to develop a really good hat.
That's all they're trying to do is trying to get a good hat.
It sucks because Beto already took probably the best one, which was Borders Make America Great.
What?
I think everyone, when we saw that, I was like, this is not real.
And then it's like, oh my god, this idiot actually thinks he's saying something cool right now.
And it's like, what the fuck?
Maybe, even if he would have said like, um, you know, border towns.
That would have even worked, but saying, like, borders make this country great, like, wow.
What is that?
What is he trying to say?
Is he trying to say immigration makes America great?
Yeah, I think he's trying to say that.
That's the opposite of that, though.
Yeah, I think that's what he's trying to say, but he's saying, like, yeah, he's saying, like, borders.
I think he's trying to say, like, the area, the little area that is the border, as in, like, you know, border towns, you know, places that are a little more have a little more of the culture wrapped into it.
He basically should have just had like a hat that says uh um Tex-Mex makes America great.
Which is true yeah that's that would have been better.
Hey whoa where the you've been okay no we all know Tex-Mex is bullshit We're in Southern California.
Well, you know, we're Southern Californians.
Tex-Mex is bullshit.
This is like the Star Wars thing.
Mexicali food is where it's at.
Just being like hyper earnest about this bit.
Absolutely.
Again, this is authentic.
I will never not be thorough for these things.
You can't summon an ounce of irony when it comes to Mexican food or Star Wars.
Don't fuck with my Star Wars, don't fuck with my Mexican food.
Alright, hot take.
Real Mexican food is better than Tex-Mex?
I can't believe you would say something so courageous in this podcast.
Hey, that's what I'm here for.
I think maybe Beto was just lamenting the rise of Barnes & Noble.
He wants to get back to a simpler time with slightly smaller bookstores.
With options.
Yeah, with options.
With choice.
You know, that's what we need.
We need access to choice.
Yeah, so Biden is very funny.
That's, I just, yeah.
His shit sucks.
Okay, so Rosemary Boccia Anderson replies about Cory Booker being an idiot for calling Joe Biden a cracker.
Rosemary replies, all caps, NOT HAPPY WITH CORY RIGHT NOW!
Which is weird, because I'm sure last week you were really happy with Cory.
Well, I mean, it was like, you know, he stepped out of line a little bit, you know?
I used to be down.
I thought Corey was down, but then he got a little up, you know?
A little uppity or whatever.
I mean, I was really looking forward to a rom-com type situation or a buddy comedy situation where it would now be flipped and, you know, Corey could have been the VP.
You know?
And it would have been like the sequel to the Obama-Biden ticket.
But now, I don't know if that's gonna happen.
Do you think America's ready for a black vice president?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I don't think we can handle it.
I don't think so either.
That's like really the next frontier.
The final frontier.
A black vice president can kind of wow out.
Like a vice president can do all kinds of things.
They can like, you know, they can like grope and sniff people and like it doesn't really affect them later on.
Joe, just to get this straight, you're saying that Biden was the first black vice president.
No.
I can't think of any other vice presidents to make this joke better.
We all know Dick Cheney was the first black and white president because he sounds like a penguin a little bit, you know?
Oh, true, true.
Yeah, not happy with Cory right now.
I may love the Disney Channel, but I am not a fan of Cory in the House.
Cory in the House is the show that inspired Cory Booker when he was...
He both watched A Date with the Daughter's President and then also watched Cory in the House and was like, you know what?
I could do this.
Yeah, first he made the mistake of watching First Kid and was aspiring to be in the Secret Service.
Thought it looked like a really fun time.
And then he got to the real stuff.
Um, Arnaldo Bocherini says, if he ever said such shit, Cory Booker is on Trump pay money bags emoji rolls.
So he's on like, he's on multiple, uh, payrolls, not just on a payroll.
Um, yeah, so like if, if Corey said this, I don't know if he said it, uh, if he said that, then that means that he's on Trump's payrolls.
Uh, I don't have, I don't have the skill, either, uh, critical thinking skills or just like technological skill to, Verify this, you know, easily demonstrable statement.
But if he did say it, it definitely means Trump is behind it.
For sure.
There's no doubt about it.
You know what I mean?
I'm good at that part.
Because Trump couldn't say it himself.
Trump had to pay a black guy to say it.
Yeah, like I'm good at that part.
Like I'm not good at knowing who said what, but I'm good at knowing that Trump did it.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's funny, the opposite of this whole thing is... The thing that's upsetting about this is that Cory Booker's back in the conversation.
I thought we kind of forgot about him.
And I'm worried this is going to bring him any sort of credibility.
Just because with every loser of a story, there's a winner.
And the loser of the story is clearly Biden.
Does that make the winner of the story Cory Booker and Kamala Harris?
Well, I think the winner of the story is the American people.
Oh, true, true.
Represented here by Cory Booker and Kamala Harris.
Janet Harrison says, Russia is here.
Do not think they are not!
They're all up in this.
Russia, definitely contact Cory Booker.
Actually, Cory Booker probably is Russian.
Probably.
I mean, we already know that Trump paid him to say this.
And who funds Trump?
Oh, true.
A little country called Russia?
You know, I have a friend who is a bartender in the D.C.
area, and on good authority, Cory Booker's favorite drink.
Black Russian.
Wow.
A black Russian.
Ding, ding, ding.
Being as it no one likes that drink, it has to be some truth to that.
Magellan Smejkal.
And so... Sorry.
I shouldn't laugh at names.
Laughing at an obviously foreign name.
Wow, that's great, Tony.
Canceled.
I gotta cancel my own co-host?
It's okay.
They can't understand what I'm saying anyways.
I was gonna preface this comment by saying this person might have English as a second language, so shouldn't laugh too much at, you know, at the comment, but... Magellan!
Magellan... Magellan... Magellan's the best part.
Wow, you can navigate the world, but not a frickin' keyboard.
The only way to blow out someone's candle to make yours shine is by blowing out their candle.
Yeah, that's just true on the face of it.
Sure.
Cory trying to blow Joe's does not make your brighter.
Shit.
Just give it a break or shit.
Give it a break.
The past is the past.
We Democrats always shoot others or ourselves in the foot.
Okay.
So that's, you know, American idiom or at least an English idiom.
Cause we want to be the first to climb the ladder.
So Magellan clearly shared a birthday with like a cousin or parent or someone who was more well-liked than they are.
So they did have to literally do this or it was done to them.
Because what a weird metaphor to go with.
No one ever like has a birthday cake in the same room as somebody else with candlelit at the same time.
Yeah, the whole, like, my candle burns bright and there are others in the world who are trying to blow it out.
It's very, like, Facebook, you know, people too much on phone nowadays.
Kind of like an image, you know?
Like that image of, like, a hot chick candle dating a big buff fire extinguisher.
Is that a real image?
Yeah, it's a real comic.
I like that there's a thing that we can draw.
We can draw this thing that we know is a hot shit candle.
That's what we know it is.
She's hot.
Well, she's sexy, but she's also hot because of the flames.
It's definitely not like a woman with a wick.
It's definitely like a candle with boobs, right?
It's definitely like a hippie candle with boobs.
I think the fire extinguisher was wearing a leather jacket.
If I'm remembering it correctly.
And probably had a nice bulge.
Hopefully had a nice bulge.
Yeah, so I just think, I don't know, like, this has nothing to do with Cory Booker.
We all know the fire that burns the brightest, you know, burns half as long.
And Biden certainly burned bright.
He used that flame for things like setting crosses on fire, but it was still very bright.
and that's why uh it's gone out uh it's because his time's his time's almost up you know it's a shame he's like fucking selfish you know like he he already he shouldn't run for office he already like He won.
He got to have an appearance in Parks and Recreation.
Do you want anything past that?
That's pretty much as big as we can get, right?
That's really the highest office any professional politician can achieve, is a walk-on role to some quirky, intensely popular...
uh mate what is what are those called those channels you know the the big the big channels like channel 4 nbc liars call yeah those liar channels get a roll on that you're good you're set for life i really do want to hear what amy poehler has to say about you know like did she Is she feeling silly right now?
I think she defended Biden when they were trying to cancel him for touching women.
I think she helped defend him.
Wow.
I could be wrong about that, but I'm not sure.
I hope you're wrong, just because, you know, I really love the movie Wine Country.
I haven't watched it yet.
Don't!
Don't do it!
Oh yeah?
Only because nothing will be as good after you see that.
Oh okay, I don't want that.
Also because it's insufferable.
It's really bad.
Because I was going to watch Bottle Shock right after that.
And also that other wine movie with that guy in it after that.
And I want those to be good.
So maybe I'll save Wine Country for the last wine movie I ever see.
Good move, good move.
Also get really wine drunk before you watch it.
Um, yeah.
So, uh, the past is the past.
Let it be in the past.
Okay.
So, uh, we're talking about Joe Biden, somebody who's been involved in politics since the seventies, who has said and helped contribute to completely racist policies and ideas.
Uh, and we should support him because, uh, we should leave the past in the past.
So this politician from the past should continue to be, uh, voted for.
Okay, last comment here.
Janie Hedrick says, Hey, I met Vice Equals President Joe Biden and no, he isn't racist at all.
I call my husband and son and grandsons boys when they are playing games and one says another one is cheating.
I say now boys and they are white.
And sometimes I even say now kids.
It's almost like there's a really huge difference here when you can spot out the racism and not being racism.
It's almost like, are his kids the control group?
Like, is it because they are white?
You know, it's like, you know you can only be anti-black to black people, right?
Do you know?
I don't know.
It's kind of confusing.
Yeah, this is fun.
She's saying, she uses, like, hey, when I go to the bathroom, uh, not my bathroom, uh, but when I look at the other bathroom, uh, it says the word boys on it.
How is that racist?
Yeah.
There's a whole, there's a whole section of the department store devoted to that supposed ethnic slur.
Exactly, yeah.
Man, it's pretty fucking wild.
Listen, I say boy all the time.
I call everybody boy.
It's a word.
It's in the dictionary.
I mean, what are we gonna do?
Like, take Saturday off the calendar?
Okay, what if, um... Got me with that one.
If it can't be for the boys, it can't be for anyone.
Um, yeah, I don't know, like, I think we should allow Janie to say boy, but she's not allowed to say the other b-word.
I think that's the compromise we can get behind.
She can say that one.
Wait, wait, wait, what's the other b-word?
Oh, black?
Yeah, she can't say that one.
Oh yeah, totally, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Sorry, not allowed.
Not allowed, Janie.
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