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I only hope the brain worms are not spread through the all caps screeds they subject themselves to.
They are spread that way, which is why after every episode I do have to take a sound bath in really loud Woody Guthrie and Rage Against the Machine. - And fortunately that does usually kill the brain worms.
I also rub black salve onto my eyes, which usually helps me expunge a bunch of worms.
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And I brush my teeth with ash powder, with charcoal powder.
That part's real, and that's really where it comes from.
That's really where my That's how I keep it clean, you know?
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Hey, somebody named Brett Payne says, this podcast saved my life.
Five stars.
I was spending so much time digging through Facebook comments, I lost track of everything else.
Alex and Tony do a magnificent job diving into the filthy comment sections to upend the most glorious toxic waste.
MDC takes all the hassle out of finding the worst possible opinions.
And hey, some of them even aren't our own.
Some of them we actually find from other sources.
I was going to think...
I was going to thank Brett of Street Fight until I realized that this Brett Payne is spelled P-A-I-N.
So I'm assuming that this is like some type of professional wrestler who left this comment.
So thank you so much to Mr. Payne.
Which reminds me, um, I'm actually starting a, uh, street fight homage, uh, it's, it's gonna be, uh, another baking, um, feed.
It's gonna be Brett Pawn.
Is that a bread of some kind?
It's, it's another word for bread.
Okay.
Uh, this is, this is a joke for only for me to laugh at tomorrow on the way to work.
Um, but there will also be a feed called Brett, Brett Pawn.
So, uh, look forward to that.
I'm gonna start a bread feed that's bread slash post metal called Naan.
That's a joke for fans of the band Naan.
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And that's a really cool name.
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So onto the show.
Um.
Unfortunately, we're gonna have to start this episode on a darker than usual note this week.
Because a white nationalist murdered 50 people in two mosques in New Zealand.
And, you know, normally we try to avoid topics that are this heavy.
Or not really avoid them, but...
There's only so much you can do to laugh at people who are cheering on homicide.
And we try not to do that a lot on this show, but...
You know, this is a comedy show, or at least it tries to be, and even if it weren't offering thoughts and prayers on a fucking podcast, seems pretty pathetic.
Obviously our hearts do go out to the survivors, to the families of the victims, and to Muslim people and immigrants everywhere.
But the reason that we are addressing this is because it's a real-life reflection of the sort of casual, genocidal ideas we've been talking about on this show for over a year.
And when the news came in, I was home from work and I was reading about it and of course it was completely awful and a live stream came across my feed from a press conference that was being streamed by Fox News.
About the shooting and this was specifically a press conference given by CARE, the Center for American Islamic Relationships or Relations.
And I just clicked on this feed just to just to watch it.
I didn't know I was doing homework for the show.
I didn't want to do any homework on this topic for the show.
But yeah, just, you know, when you watch a live live video, a live stream on Facebook, the comments just pop up in real time.
And it was awful.
This is a real-time thing.
I only watched this feed for five minutes.
And I just had to start screen-grabbing these comments just to prove that I wasn't insane.
That I wasn't imagining the response to this because...
Benny Jeffords says about CARE, about the spokesperson for CARE.
He is reminding us how many of them are already in our country.
Go back to Pakistan.
Hate mongers are you.
Quit blaming it on Trump.
It's all a sham.
Each one of those has three exclamation points after it.
John Bovenkamp says Muslims already cause division, comma, dot, dot, dot.
Don't tell me, comma, dot, dot, exclamation point, exclamation point.
They deserve some of the much-needed medicine, comma, dot, dot, dot.
Killing Christians every day, comma, dot, dot, dot.
Tell me about it, comma, dot, dot, exclamation point, exclamation point.
Tina Breeling says blame is on the Muslims.
Christy Harvey says, I don't promote violence, but reason for the division is because Muslims trying to take over the world.
Bill Hatton says, pay back.
And this was every single comment.
This was just every comment.
You couldn't even keep up with the comment section.
Just the awful, racist, genocidal comments.
And I think the most important point that we can make, that we have on this show the authority to make, Is that these comments weren't on 8chan.
This isn't even a private Facebook group.
This is a public Fox News Facebook comment section.
And the larger point is that the idea that Muslims deserve to die, in general, is a mainstream idea on the right.
This is a reality that- it's- it's something- this reality is something that everyone needs to hear and acknowledge, not because I want, like, conservative commentators like Candace Owens, you know, or Ben Shapiro, uh, to come to their senses about the rhetoric they use.
I think that's like, what do you call it?
Just like a totally pie-in-the-sky idea.
It's not, I don't want to convince conservative voters, the conservative base, that this is like the logical conclusion to their ideas about a Christian nation, about us having a Christian nation, about us being a Christian nation.
When these commentators, you know, when these media types, when they use the word invasion... ...to describe immigration, like all of them do, including the politicians... ...using the word invasion... ...conjures up wartime imagery.
Violent imagery.
There's no such thing as a peaceful invasion.
Using the word invasion to describe immigration is deliberately tapping into a fight-or-flight response from the electorate, from the viewer, whatever.
And this is how they've described immigration for years, as an invasion.
Last month, more than 76,000 illegal migrants arrived at our border.
We're on track for a million illegal aliens to rush our borders.
People hate the word invasion, but that's what it is.
It's an invasion of drugs and criminals and people.
We have no idea who they are, but we capture them because border security is so good.
If you've been watching other networks, which of course you shouldn't be, well you're likely to have a very distorted view of reality when it comes to the caravan of thousands making their way to the U.S.
border.
The sympathetic, overwrought coverage of this invading horde is, you know, calling it a caravan is a misnomer.
And frankly, sickening.
And as for the invading horde headed our way?
they must be intercepted and sent back to their countries of origin.
Joining us now with more on all this is Art Del Cueto, border patrol agent in Tucson and vice president of the National Border Patrol Council.
It doesn't look like people seeking asylum.
It looks more like an invasion of our country, and that's sad.
I've gotten so many emails from people who said, don't call it a caravan, call it an invasion.
Yes.
Is that fair?
Of course it is.
It is a full-scale invasion by a hostile force, and it requires our President and our Commander-in-Chief to use any means necessary to protect our sovereignty.
The reason that I called my book Invasion 16 years ago is because of Article 4, Section 4 of the Constitution.
When you arrive in a country to contribute to it and to assimilate into its culture, you don't wave the flag of a foreign nation.
That's what you do in triumph when you invade a country.
This is not immigration.
Immigration happens with the consent of the host country.
This is happening by force without our consent.
Any attempt at self-defense is immoral, they tell us, from the safety of their segregated neighborhoods where they all live.
Ben Shapiro, writing on his website, The Daily Wire.
If you're leading a march of economic migrants, not an invasion of citizens of a foreign state, why carry the flag of the nation you are escaping exactly?
league.
Hmm.
Top comment on this article.
From Diane, this sure looks like an invasion.
Second to top comment.
Because it is.
We need the military on the border to shoot anyone that violates our sovereignty.
Third top comment.
Barbarians at our borders.
I'd shoot on sight.
That is the sight of an invasion.
And the right-wing media wants to absolve themselves of, like, responsibility for what this, quote, crazy person did.
But that prompts a question.
When you, the conservative commentator, the conservative politician, describe immigration as an invasion, an invasion that threatens our very way of life, this is like completely common rhetoric that we hear all the time, is a violent response to that idea of invasion actually crazy?
Because a violent response to an invasion would seem like a logical response.
It would seem like a justifiable response.
The word invasion is what justified Trump sending the military to our southern border with orders to attack asylum seekers.
The word invasion is what justifies rounding up undocumented and sometimes documented immigrants and locking them up and torturing them.
Is the shooter crazy for taking your words seriously?
Because no one should actually believe what you're saying?
Or is it that you know that the idea of immigration as invasion is inherently violent and white supremacist?
And now that reality is playing out in the news.
You can't have it both ways.
Either he's crazy and you're full of shit, or he's responding appropriately and you're too much of a coward to admit it.
And again, I'm not saying this to, like, try and talk sense into conservative media, or, like, their viewership.
Like, the people who need to hear this are the liberals.
The liberals who think that genocidal right-wingers are somehow like a fringe, or outliers, or statistical blips, and that somehow like the conservative electorate, the conservative base, or the people that they've put into power can be reasoned with, or are arguing in good faith, or should be brought to the table.
Like when Beto O'Rourke says, we need to bridge the divide, we need to We need to have talks and discussion.
We need to have debates about this.
Like, it's nonsense.
When it comes to Islam and immigration, these people have picked the nuclear option.
They've already gone as far as you can go in terms of the debate.
And as for liberals, platitudes about border security from leadership only strengthen the hand that these maniacs are playing.
It concedes to the right wing that there, there is indeed a problem with immigrants.
We need border security.
So if we don't have border security, all these immigrants are going to get in.
If the conversation starts with immigration as a problem, the compromise can only be further to the right.
Now, if you're actually interested in fighting this right-wing, white supremacist ideology, we have to organize outside of the liberal leadership and outside of electoral solutions or legislative solutions.
We have to organize ourselves to protect these communities.
We have to organize with these communities.
Protecting the people that these psychos want to target, including most of us listening right now.
And hold Democrats responsible for their capitulation and cooperation with this genocidal right wing.
And so on the topic of organization, I'm going to introduce our guest today, Adam Webster from the Inland Empire DSA.
Welcome to the show, Adam.
Hey Alex, how's it going?
It's good.
I have a question.
Does IEDSA currently have an egg-throwing working group?
Not yet.
Like organizing fundraisers to buy eggs and smash them on fascist domes?
Why, should we start one?
On that note, actually, I have chickens.
Chickens just give us eggs.
They are down ass chickens.
They're doing eggs with a particularly hard shells, but still have a nice slime to them.
So that's a real thing, you know, so we don't need to be buying.
We're not gonna, you know, we're not gonna give into the capitalist whims and buy eggs, guys.
We're gonna use these chicken eggs, and they're gonna be beautiful blue and brown eggs.
Yeah, actually, you know, contrary to popular belief, the only ethical consumption under capitalism is buying rotten fruit to then hurl at legislators.
How do you feel, Tony, about, as a vegan, how do you feel about smashing eggs on domes?
Um, you know, I like to imagine a world where this person is conscious enough to use an egg from a happy chicken.
But I did see the egg.
The egg was this white that does not happen in nature.
I don't know if you guys know that.
But chickens don't have white eggs.
Right, it was like a waxed and bleached egg.
Yeah, it was a perfect egg.
And honestly, you know...
You can kick me off the show after this joke if you want.
You can have me leave.
In order to make an omelette... In order to make an omelette, you gotta break a few eggs.
Alright, yeah, bye Tony.
Or in my case, you actually have to whip a mixture of aquafaba and tofu.
And you'll get a nice velvety...
I saw one comment from somebody who just, like, didn't, like, in a Trump-trained Facebook group, like, they posted the video of Hero Egg Boy smashing an egg on that Australian senator's face, or back of his head, rather.
And it's really interesting, like, all you have to do is show a teen getting punched in the face to get boomers to just side 100% with white supremacists.
Yeah, it was wild.
But one person was like, who just walks around carrying an egg?
That was a really interesting take.
Like they thought he just, like, smashed him with whatever he had in his pockets.
Like, goddammit, I wish I had a rock or a brick, but all I got is this frickin' egg.
And he'd been holding onto it for a long time, waiting to smash it to a fascist's face, right?
Yep.
Okay, so Adam, the reason we had you on the show today is because you're representing the IAE, a place where Tony and I are both from, Inland Empire, California, specifically the Inland Empire DSA, and you did something almost even more amazing than achieving full communism.
You got an even-handed article in the press enterprises about socialism.
Yeah, well, just to be clear, I'm not representing the entire Inland Empire, or even the entire Inland Empire DSA for that matter.
But yeah, we're very pleased that the article was so even-handed, surprisingly, from the press enterprise.
Not so much so in the comments, but...
Sure.
I like to think that there's, um, you know how, like, you know, fractions of the DSA are split on pursuing electoralism and, like, the left in general is sort of skeptical of electoralism.
There's probably also, like, a healthy skepticism of podcastism.
And I can imagine that a few people weren't too happy with you trying to achieve socialism through podcast means.
Hey, you know, whatever it takes.
Honestly, I, you know, we're not picky.
Multi-tendency, multi-strategy.
Exactly.
You know, different tactics for different folks.
This article is titled, For a Growing Number of Americans, Socialism is OK.
Definitions vary, and it still loses out to capitalism, but many voters aren't scared of a word Donald Trump will use a lot in 2020.
And the banner image, the thumbnail for this article, is an IEDSA pamphlet, Medicare for All.
I love... the best part about this article, in my opinion, is just the first paragraph.
It's an amazing first paragraph.
This is by Jeff Horseman.
You wouldn't expect democratic socialists to hit the brakes when it comes to social justice.
But in late February, members of Inland Empire Democratic Socialists of America learned how to fix brake lights so they could offer that bit of auto repair service for free at an upcoming community event.
Working taillights, they reasoned, would mean fewer police traffic stops and, possibly, fewer fatal outcomes for people of color.
So, as a previous high school newspaper editor, there's nothing I like more than just a corny pun to start out your article.
Speaking of democratic socialism, you wouldn't expect the brightest bulbs to be in the topic.
But these folks are replacing them!
Yeah, so how did this...
How did this article come to pass?
Did they reach out to you or vice versa?
Yeah, they reached out to us.
There's a lot of discussion about it in the Slack channel.
And, you know, a lot of folks were prepared for Jeff to show up to the meeting and interview some folks.
So, you know, we were kind of, we were kind of prepared for it, which probably helps, I'd imagine, in the even-handed treatment.
You know, since he wasn't really trying to hijack us in any way, I guess you would say, or, you know, try to surprise us in a negative fashion.
So, I guess that allowed us to kind of manage the situation a little better than some other press enterprise.
Reporters might have given us a little different treatment, I'd imagine.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen an IE newspaper, whether it's the Press Enterprise or the San Bernardino Sun, write an article about socialism that, like, didn't include a passage about how socialist countries, families in socialist countries are, like, selling their dogs into prostitution to buy food.
Well, there was, um, I mean, we were talking about Redlands earlier, uh, and there was an article in the local Redlands paper that was like socialism, like the dream they're selling millennials.
And it opened with like, you know, is Venezuela really a good idea?
And it's like, what?
Fuck man.
Like at least give him, give him a second to breathe.
Yeah, no, I think Venezuela was only mentioned, like, two or three times in this article, which is a drastic improvement.
Yeah, that's an anomaly.
If you do, like, a search on socialism on the Press Enterprise website, the top headlines are pretty interesting, you know what I mean?
Vote for socialism if you want America to collapse.
Hell yeah, A. I'm sold.
100% sold.
I'm in.
That's all we need.
Fuck, we're already in.
Free markets are moral, not the lesser of two evils.
Okay.
I'm sold.
I told my grandpa, you know, he's sympathetic to socialism, he's a union guy, and I told him, you know, that IEDSA, an organization that I used to be involved with, had a write-up in the paper and to look for it, And then like three days later, I got a letter from him in the mail with a folded up copy of an article from his paper, which was like, Why Millennials Are Embracing Destruction.
Yeah.
I was like, okay, this wasn't the same article, but thanks.
Thanks, Grandpa.
So, this article kind of leads in with the idea of a brake light clinic, which For those of you who don't know, I'm kind of describing that paragraph, but it's a way of decreasing encounters with the police for low-income people, for people of color, and you know, any routine interaction with the police can unfortunately end in violence or death.
For people, so even the simple act of replacing a broken taillight or a broken rear license plate light could minimize the potential for death.
This is something you guys have been raising money for and working on.
When's this thing gonna happen, Adam?
Oh, jeez.
You really put me on the spot all of a sudden with that.
Okay, no date selected yet.
I don't have the date ready for that, but we are spreading the word about it.
You know, we're putting up flyers and preparing, getting all of the logistics in order.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen in the local area, and we're going to replace some brake lights for free for folks.
Quite a few, it looks like.
It's not as expensive as you might imagine, honestly.
Yeah a lot of times you can get a local auto shop to sort of front you all the bulbs you might need and then just take back whatever you don't use which is really helpful.
I believe if you go to the DSA website have Tons of information about how to run a successful breaklight clinic.
I think New Orleans did it really well.
New Orleans DSA, I believe it was, did it really well and sort of wrote about their experience in doing it and a sort of like guideline on how to do it.
I like that, you know, this article is about how socialism isn't the boogeyman.
That it used to be, and it shows, like, you know, it reflects that sort of positive perception of socialism, I think reflects, like, the hard work that organizers are doing, that DSA is doing, and I just want to ask, like, what has IE DSA been doing to make socialism look so good in comparison to capitalism?
Like, how were you guys able to get the market to crash in 2008?
Like, that was a brilliant move.
On your part.
Yeah, it's 4D chess.
You know, it's one of those things that we do.
Like this whole, like, wealth gap and income inequality thing?
Mwah.
Brilliant stuff.
No, it's really interesting, though, now that you mention it, the continuity between what happened back in the crash of 2008, going into Occupy, going into, you know, the Sanders campaign and DSA, all these things one after another, you know, when folks kind of start to see the economy collapse and the people that are responsible for the collapse just not only getting away scot-free, but being rewarded.
Yeah, profiting on it.
Yeah.
So...
I got the info on that.
The brake light clinic is Saturday, March 23rd, 10 a.m.
to 3 p.m.
at 195 North Arrowhead Avenue in San Bernardino.
Great.
So if you need a brake light replaced, or if people in your community might need that, please help spread the word because it is totally free.
Can I speak on real quick the stresses of having an automobile that can get you pulled over?
Please do.
I think you're an expert on that.
I am.
This week I had a broken windshield.
Something just flew and hit my windshield on the freeway.
And of course, naturally, I look for any truck for a number to call.
Just any number.
I don't give a fuck what kind of truck.
I'm gonna call that number, you know?
You're paying for it.
But it was nothing.
I think the number you call is 311, because it was probably an electrical truck of some kind.
Oh, true.
Is that what 311's about?
Yeah, I think you gotta call it before you dig.
I think that's the one you call before you dig.
No, but I'm saying, is that what the joke is?
Is that what the name is about?
No.
You have to know the name origin.
The name origin is KKK.
Oh, duh.
Yeah, I forget.
Problematic band.
Great music.
Yeah.
If you're going to be white supremacist, be named Peanut.
Have white dreadlocks and be named Peanut because it makes white supremacy look so bad.
Yeah, just run that aesthetic, please.
So um the whole thing was super traumatic like um it was the loudest noise I've heard in my car in a long time it literally took me back to a time when I was in a car that somebody was shot inside of and it was fucking crazy and uh so when you have a broken windshield cops will just pull you over Because they have a broken windshield, and they're like, that's a violation.
Here's a fixed ticket.
Let's take all your weed.
Which is what I was most worried about.
But every time I saw a cop, I had the most stress running through my body for four days until I could get my windshield replaced.
And it sucked.
And all I could think of was, you know, the story I've told on the show before of my dad getting pulled over for apparently running a yellow light and it ending with his arm broken in four places.
And that's all I was thinking about.
And I was like, man, I hope my kid doesn't have to see me get beat up by cops.
I don't want that.
And it was all because of the stress, not about having a broken car, but about the cops getting involved in it.
Yeah, about criminalizing your car being damaged.
I was way less worried about the inevitable shards of glass that would have flown in and cut my body up if I kept on driving the car the way it was because the windshield was fucked.
I was less worried about that and way more worried about a fucking guy with a badge.
I was way more worried about that.
Something about a brake light, it's not petty, it's huge and it can really change someone's life.
You know, like I said, minor traffic violations can change someone's life, like it did my father's.
So what's that date and time and location again, Adam?
Oh, okay, I'll pull it up here real quick.
It was the 23rd, I was pretty sure.
Yeah, March 23rd, 10am to 3pm, 195 North Arrowhead Drive in San Bernardino.
Cool.
Great location, by the way.
Okay, let's move on to the next topic of the night.
And it's kind of a weird show tonight because we are very Fox News heavy on this show.
And when I say we're Fox News heavy, I don't mean we're like covering Fox News articles, because that's not what we do on this show.
We are covering other people who are covering Fox News articles.
And of course, I mean the commentariat.
And there's been a lot of Fox News news lately.
This is like all anyone in my various right-wing Facebook groups are talking about.
If they aren't talking about how like either Muslims got what they deserved in New Zealand, or how it was actually a false flag in New Zealand because they saw a completely different video of other brown people laying on the floor on their cell phones.
They are talking about Janine Pirro, Judge Janine, getting reprimanded by Fox News for Questioning whether Ilhan Omar can support the Constitution if she's a Muslim.
This was how she introed one of her shows last week.
She said if Ilhan Omar is wearing a hijab, that means that she supports Sharia law.
So if she's wearing a hijab, how can she be loyal to America?
I'm just asking questions.
I'm just trying to start an honest racist debate.
And Fox News actually condemned these comments, which is kind of amazing because Judge Jeanine has always been a psychopath.
And this came out much earlier in the week.
I posted about it on the Facebook page because the reactions were just so funny about Fox News condemning one of its own anchors.
And just first comment, I gotta say right off the bat, Dolores says, support Jidg.
Jidg?
Support the Jidg, folks.
Hashtag stand with Jidg.
I support Jidg, Jeanine Pirro.
Love the Jidg.
I'm with Jidg.
I'm with Jidg.
Hashtag Jidg too.
Well it's a shame because like I am all for a little Jidg.
Like a little zhuzh is one thing, but the zhuzh?
Like I'm talking about like Jonathan from Queer Eye zhuzh.
I'm not talking about the zhuzh.
I love me some zhuzh.
Put a little zhuzh on it, but I did not support the zhuzh.
And I think they're just using, they're again appropriating.
See me, I think je suis zhuzh.
That's what I think.
Michael says... Bro, that was not even English, so I don't know what the fuck you just said.
It means we are all judge.
Michael says, Hey Americans, get ready to pray multiple times a day against your will, and no more Bud Light!
So he's talking about how Fox News condemning Jeanine Pirro is going to institute Sharia law.
I'm kind of, like, flabbergasted.
I think they're trying to institute praying against your will multiple times a day with, like, kids in school, but it's Christian prayer most of the time.
Yeah, I mean, you could argue that that's currently going on, but this is like a hellish nightmare realm where you have to do that, and you don't get Bud Light!
Well yeah, I mean, I don't know if you knew this, but under Sharia law, you can't have water... That's it.
Bud Light is water, that's the joke.
Yeah, what a fucking mark.
He couldn't even pick, I don't know, like a cool beer, like a triple hopped IPA.
What are you doing with this Bud Light stuff?
I'm not going to miss that, but I am going to miss my Trappist yeast stout, bro.
You don't need to worry about Bud Light.
There's no alcoholic content in Bud Light, so Muslims are totally cool with that.
I mean, if you go to Utah, you literally have to buy a different kind of Bud Light.
You have to buy a less alcoholic version of Bud Light.
Really?
Yeah.
I did not know that.
Yeah, beer is only 3% in Utah.
It's not less alcoholic beer, like regular beer.
It's just more alcoholic, non-alcoholic beer.
True, that's a good way of putting it.
So it's a strong, yeah, so... And that's why, you know, that's why I don't mess with him, because I gotta watch my figure, and I gotta drink more hard alcohol.
Okay, so, if, like me, you thought the news couldn't get any worse, that Fox News was strongly condemning J-J-Janine Pirro for questioning Ilhan Omar's support of the Constitution, you were wrong.
Because, Jeanine Pirro's show won't air on Fox News tonight, so this was Saturday, a week after her controversial comments about Representative Ilhan Omar.
They fuckin' bumped her show!
She got bumped off the air.
And, of course, this means war!
This means civil war.
If your entire politics are what you watch on TV, and now that has fundamentally changed from last week, Looks like you've picked up that rifle.
You haven't stood up, but you're just waiting for the libs to come take you next, you know?
Well, on that note, I kind of forgot.
Can I share a comment that I found?
It's pretty crazy.
I don't know if you read this one.
The commenter says, we need to kill them.
We need to kill them.
The radical Muslim terrorists are hell-bent on killing us.
And we are in danger.
They're going to stop us by limiting our First Amendment and free speech to comply with Sharia blasphemy laws.
We need to call for death.
They're going to call for death to the blasphemers to protect the Prophet Muhammad.
Basically gonna kill it.
Oh, but you know what?
That's actually not from the internet.
That's from a previous episode of her show That's her saying that on her own show.
She says we need to kill them We need to kill them.
We need to kill them.
This is war.
She says this is war.
Yeah They're they're stopping at nothing.
They're they and it's funny cuz like I was thinking about it.
I'm like, oh shit like She was saying almost the exact same things that we're saying about white supremacists.
I like watching Jeanine Pirro's show a lot because she's a very intense woman and the things she says, the things the Jidge says, are very intense, like what she just read.
But fortunately, only one of her eyes is making contact with yours, so it softens the blow and makes it palatable to the consumer.
Um, yeah, that's, that's even wilder than my invasion clip.
I remember these, like, chain emails back in the day, back in, like, uh, the, the Iraq War days of, uh, similar sort of stuff about, you know, Muslims.
You know, it's been around for a long time.
This is not anything really new.
You know, the Islamophobia and that sort of stuff.
It's, you know, ever since... And it's... I, I...
I maintain that this white genocide argument, which is kind of like what Jeanine Pirro was alluding to in that quote, this whole argument about white genocide, about immigration being white genocide, about Islam being white genocide,
is actually just in service of the cause which is to just exterminate brown people and either remove them from your country or just to kill them.
I believe like the white genocide argument is really just Them ginning themselves up, just them psyching themselves up to give a justification for what they think needs to be done regardless, and when you convince yourself, or when you have the cover, supposedly, of a potential genocide of you and your people, then it makes the genocide of those people justifiable.
It makes, you know, forced deportation, forced relocation, internment.
It makes all of that justifiable and palatable to your conscience.
So believing in a white genocide conspiracy theory is a very practical thing, I feel, to these people.
This is another one of those topics that I think we need to speak on it.
It's not even as strictly right-wing as we once thought it was.
I mean, just to be completely transparent, there was a moment a few years ago when I just discovered Sam Harris.
And I was like, oh, cool.
Like this guy's like a smart atheist guy.
This guy's like pragmatic to a fault.
You know, like that, that was the way I thought about him, you know?
And I started listening to his show and I thought it was pretty decent.
And then all of a sudden he's like saying these things that he's like, no, no, I'm not being, you know, Islamophobic.
I'm like just being very pragmatic.
The fact of the matter is, you know, some of these people are killing people.
And there was a moment where I was like, yeah yeah maybe maybe they are like maybe i do need to think about that um but then of course i i kind of like oh took my headphones out and looked around and realized that's wild but the thing is what i'm getting at here is islam there's a couple there's a couple
There's a couple marginalized people in America that even people that we think to the left, who are more to the left than those people on the right with the Don't Shout At Me stickers, still can't grasp.
And one of them is Islam.
That's something that even people who are pretty tolerant on a lot of other issues, they still just can't grasp.
They still just think like 9-11.
And it's like so wait do we just need to break even once we have enough like once we have enough white supremacists doing mass shootings and their death toll like adds up to the amount of people lost 9-11 can we like call it a day or what's the agenda here?
I think pointing out you know What was I going to say?
Radicals, you know, jihadists, or, you know, religious extremists, they are killing people, and most of those people are other Muslims.
The overwhelming majority of victims of Islamic terrorism are other Muslims.
And the idea that Muslims aren't doing enough to denounce radical fundamentalists is absurd and insulting and just flies in the face of the fact that the people fighting ISIS are fucking Muslims!
They're other Muslims who totally reject, not only like reject it as an ideology, but are in an existential fight with the same people that you think you are in.
It's an almost more extreme version of black-on-black crime.
At the end of the day, the statistic is you kill the people you're around.
At the end of the day, that's what it is.
You kill the people that you're around.
It's the same thing.
Those fights are a political fight under the guides of religion.
You know, and it's, they just happen to be in this battle and you kill the people, you kill your neighbors.
Well, unless you're the United States.
Unless you're us.
And you kill everyone everywhere.
No, honestly, unless you're, yeah, unless you're white.
There you go.
Yeah, that's really.
No, I mean, when you're white, you kill your neighbor too.
But I mean, what you're talking about is true, but it's even further than that.
Non-radical Muslims are a specific target of ISIS.
It's not just happenstance that crime happens in whatever area you live in, therefore crime is going to occur among a population or among a demographic.
It's that those folks are deliberate targets of that kind of religious fundamentalism.
There's zero perspective on the level of violence, too.
Like, for example, yeah, sure, there's violence among Muslims in the Middle East, but the violence that the United States perpetrates with its military machine is just mind-boggling on a daily basis.
Yeah, it's an industry.
It's on an industrial scale.
Well, it's not as crude.
We don't have IEDs with nails inside of it.
We have drones.
So it's not as crude.
It's not as grimy.
I think that's where a lot of that comes from.
Uh, Rhonda... Okay, so... So, Jeanine Pirro got, like, bumped from one time slot.
She'll probably be back on Fox News.
Uh, but Steve Casey says, Fox News is going to lose everything if the news babes are dressed in burkas!
Like, you know, I watch the news for the babes.
Yeah, he's pointed out we have news babes.
Like, wait, okay, that's real journalism there for you.
Well, no, but I mean, he's like, he's hitting on a salient point.
Like, you know, Fox News staffs its desks with babes.
And how am I going to get those access to those babes if I can't see the babe parts of them?
Well, don't worry.
Those babes are the news.
This is a callback to last week's super sexy Megyn Kelly pic.
Yeah, true.
But no, I mean, this is like Steve Casey possibly making a joke, but also telling the truth.
Like, this wasn't in a Democratic comment section.
This was in a Fox News comment section.
Hey, why am I going to watch the news if there aren't boobies in it?
Irene Crabtree, which is pronounced Crib Tree, says, I have six TVs and of a morning all five were on Fox News and one was on local station.
Guess what?
All six are on local stations now.
Fox is dead.
You have too many TVs.
Fox is dead and we have killed him.
Fox is dead and I am a completely normal person who watches six TVs of the same- five TVs of the same channel and one of a separate channel.
All news.
Every morning.
I'm completely sane.
This is healthy.
Don't worry about me.
This is like a nightmare scenario, doesn't it?
Just to be surrounded by these screens just inundating you with local TV news.
No, that's not- that's unfair.
I saw a really like normal healthy movie called, uh, Sliver with a similar plotline.
There you go.
She's like, they say we live in an echo chamber but really like the acoustics in my house are terrible and it doesn't echo and I have to have a TV in every room if not two in the same room.
No, I like to imagine this is a TV wall.
This is a wall of TVs.
Rhonda Hobbs says, I will never watch Fox again or my family.
Somebody's cracking down.
This is such an important lesson about sentence structure.
This is what we need to show our children.
I will never talk to you or my family again.
Kids, we're going to be monitoring you from now on as to whether or not you're watching Fox News.
If you are, you will be punished.
It's like, do not talk to me or my son ever again.
I will also not be talking to my son ever again.
Hey, these are high stakes, Fox.
Uh, we're playing for keeps here.
Yeah, I love this.
I will never watch Fox again or my family.
Like, that was family time.
Fox was family time.
If I were that person's family, I'd be a little worried about like, that's almost like a threat, dude.
I think just like, she's never talking to her family again either way.
And she just is trying to, you know, try to pin that on Fox News here.
If you do this, Fox, uh, my grandchildren will never come over.
There's gonna be a comment later on that's like, Dear Fox, I really miss my mother.
If you could just bring the juj back, maybe my mother will talk to me again.
We miss Mama.
Haven't eaten in days.
This is a really sad story.
Rhonda took her TV to the repair shop.
And the owner of the repair shop says, Ma'am, your TV's working fine.
And Rhonda says, Then how come Jidge isn't talking to me?
How come Jidge never talks to me anymore?
Janna Foltz-Seger, who has a Thin Blue Line profile pic, says, Email them!
She's talking about, like, Fox News.
Email them!
Send them images of Hitler and swastikas!
You can call Fox News dedicated viewer services line via 212-301-3028 or email them at viewersfeedbackatfoxnews.com.
Just fucking send them swastikas.
Well, that's weird because that's why I send them swastikas.
I don't know if that tactic is particularly helpful.
hitler and i'm like this is you you are nazis yeah see i don't know if that tactic is is particularly helpful um it's it's kind of like the same reason i can't wear my doom police bastard shirt uh because then i have to like explain to people that it's like no the cop is wearing the Like, I'm not wearing the swastika.
Like, the cop is the one wearing the swastika, and he's bad for wearing the swastika, but then it becomes, like, sort of circular logic.
That's why I don't wear it.
And that's also why I don't send swastikas to Fox News.
The message gets a little muddled.
It sounds like you need to stop hanging out with so many snowflakes.
I love trying to have a conversation with a stranger about why there's a swastika on my t-shirt.
Sounds like a really good way to spend 10 minutes.
I would say sending a swastika, you know, and Hitler email to Fox News is a good way to get on the terrorist watch list if they watched right-wingers.
Good point.
Yeah, Fox News is like, okay, no, you're right.
We were being Nazis.
We definitely want to cater to your demographic.
We will take your concerns seriously.
Okay, so last part of this JIDG story arc, which is amazing, is that I think like the day after, two days after, so this just happened today, and I'm glad we're doing this episode a day late so this got to be included.
On top of condemning the JIDG, on top of bumping the JIDG, Fox News hired Donna Brazile to be part of their, whatever, their contributor team.
And Donna Brazile herself announced this in a Fox News editorial that's titled, Donna Brazile, why I am excited to join Fox News and take part in a civil and sensible debate.
I couldn't imagine a better troll.
I couldn't imagine a funnier thing to do to the Fox News viewers than cancel or at least suspend the Jidge and hire Donna Brazile, the fucking Hillary Clinton staffer who gave her the CNN debate questions ahead of time.
Not only is Donna Brazile an ex-CNN contributor, she's also a fucking Hillary stooge who tried to help Hillary cheat her way to the general election.
It's the funniest thing.
I couldn't think of something funnier.
It should make us more excited.
I hope it really gets to them, but I don't know if it will.
I hope it really gets those tough non-snowflakes going.
Oh, it did.
There were thousands of comments on this particular article where she's like, oh, I'm excited to join Fox News and take part in a civil and sensible discussion, and every comment was like, Fuck you!
That's my favorite part, the civil and sensible discussion.
That itself is a part of this troll.
It's just so beautiful.
It's just so fucking beautiful.
The only comment I have from this, this is the top comment.
JB Hunt says, Hey Fox, where is the judge?
Don't let PC play you.
We want the judge!
Looking for that jidge.
We want the jidge!
Give me the jidge!
Give me that jidge!
Can't get enough.
Whenever we don't see the jidge, everybody should be saying, where's the jidge?
Why don't we have the jidge?
Like everywhere you go.
Everywhere you go.
Why am I not seeing jidge?
I think it'd be civil and sensible to bring the jidge back.
Yeah, no, I mean, we need to hear from both sides.
Like, the side of, like, oh, we need a sensible border security policy, and oh, we need to exterminate brown people.
Like, we need to hear from both sides.
Civilly.
Yes, civilly.
Well, we need to civilly have that discussion.
Yeah, it'll be processed through the civil court system and determined to be totally legal.
Yeah, so that's that on the Judge Jeanine Pirro story arc.
But we also really have to comment on Tucker Carlson.
We gotta talk about the tuck.
On our fucking boy.
Or our dumb, dumb little boy.
I'm sure she still wore the bowtie.
I just wish she did.
Yeah, because now I can't make fun of him.
Without the bowtie, what am I going to target?
He's so logical and unemotional.
And his arguments are so incisive.
Now I don't have an easy target like that bowtie.
I recently saw an On Earth video from like 2003 where Tucker Carlson's like fuming about how he brought the bowtie back and not farmed with bones.
He was just all kinds of disgusting racial epitaphs.
Racial epitaphs.
He was really attached to that bowtie, I guess, huh?
They just gave it up.
No, he definitely like actually tied those bowties.
Oh, for sure.
Those are not clips.
At one point, Tucker calls Farmsworth a real house n-word, but he says house n-word.
Are you serious?
What?
No.
You had me.
You totally had me.
Um, yeah, so, I mean, I guess he didn't say that, but he said a bunch of other awful shit while calling into a radio show, uh, like a shock jock radio show in 2006, between 2006 and 2011, where he was, like, trying to be cool, so he said a bunch of shit about how, like, women are whores, which is how you were cool in 2006, like, that's how you showed that you were cool,
As you were like, hell yeah, like, teens, teen boys having sex with their teachers.
Like, I love me some of that.
Like, that's how you showed you were cool back then.
I believe he said, um... No, it's cool that the teacher had sex with the 13-year-old boy because that let all the 13-year-old girls off the hook.
They didn't have to have sex with the boy because the teacher did it.
Um, he just needed relief.
He also said, um, like, he said a bunch of shit.
He said a bunch of shit about women in general, you know, like, very, you know, guy stuff.
Lots of guy stuff about how women are dogs and they're primitive and simple and they just need, like, a man to tell them what to do, etc, etc.
Like, this really, you know, stuff like jokes, I guess, that would have been old even in 2006.
Have you pardoned Warren Jeffs, right, if he were president or whatever?
Was that the other thing?
Yes.
So Warren Jeffs, who was the leader of a fucking sex cult, who married underage girls to adult men in whatever cult they were part of, facilitated the rape of children.
And Tucker Carlson's stance was, why is that bad?
Legit, uh, how can you be an accessory to rape?
That's nonsense.
Like a literal, uh, literal, literal, like, legal classification that exists.
Um, it's nonsense.
Nonsense.
And his argument against, uh, the idea that that was rape at all was that these men, it's not like they're, they're, uh, I hate to keep using that word.
It's, it's not like these men are assaulting these women and then leaving them alone.
No, they're caring for these 14 year old girls by marrying them.
So it's good.
Like crazy, crazy stuff.
Actual, actual pedophile shit.
Which I don't know, I mean it's pretty hot on the topic right now, but if you have any question about how to feel about that, watch the gnarly, insane, completely wild, documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight on Netflix.
It is so fucking crazy.
Uh and it shows how sick people are and definitely this like weird culty like brainwashy it's okay because I actually love them.
So that's what finally persuaded you that's bad?
No it's just it's just on topic and it's just like fucking insane and it's that same thing.
Um I didn't want to watch it at first because I was like oh no this is gonna scare me about my kid being kidnapped all the time but turns out the parents are just like fucking idiots.
Like I don't want to like, I don't want to, you know, like shit on someone's trauma, but like you, you, you're not allowed to let your kid get abducted by the same person twice.
Uh, especially after you let them off.
You literally say, you literally don't press charges and then welcome back into your home.
Yeah, that's fucked.
You're an idiot.
I haven't seen it.
Uh, but yeah.
You, you, you also belong in jail.
And if you've seen that, you're, you, you were probably fuming just like I, I couldn't finish it.
I couldn't even finish it.
But it was definitely this weird thing.
It's like, no, it's okay.
They're like supporting them.
Some of these girls wouldn't make, I've heard arguments are like, you know, a lot of these girls would have, you know, wouldn't have had a way out.
Now they get to be stay at home wives.
Yeah.
Now they get to have happy lives.
It's like, fuck you.
So, uh, this, this topic comes in the context about how Tucker Carlson refuses to apologize amid uproar over past comments on quote, extremely primitive women.
And I mean, any, I don't know, any, like, even slightly sympathetic news outlet is going to frame the headline in this way?
That, like, oh, he just did, like, your bog-standard anti-feminism or, or, uh, you know, anti-woman jokes or whatever, when instead he literally said that 14 year old girls experimenting on each other in boarding school is definitely something that's cool and he likes to think about if they aren't his daughter.
Like, straight up, you know, predator shit.
Like, he said... Real predator shit.
He said all the shit that, like, QAnon is reading into Podesta emails about pizza.
Like, he just said it.
That's the thing, exactly.
That's so mind-blowing to me about this, is that, you know, all of that, you know, all of that...
That, you know, that panic about pedophilia on the right, you know what I mean?
And this right-wing commentator is right out in the open with that stuff, you know what I mean?
Well, that's what we were talking about with the DSA and socialism in general.
Like, if you...
You know, if you bleat about your cause, if you're proud of your cause, then people will respond to that.
They know that you have nothing to be embarrassed about.
And just like if you're outspoken about your weird pedophile tendencies, then hey, there must not be anything wrong with it.
He's not embarrassed about it.
But it's when you try to hide it by talking about cheese pizza that it becomes sinister.
Exactly.
Yeah, he would only be worried about if he was speaking in code.
You know?
What's he trying to hide?
Yeah.
So yeah, Tucker Carlson refuses to apologize amid uproar over past comments on quote, extremely primitive women.
And this was shared into Tucker Carlson Fox News Facebook group, which is a group I joined immediately after hearing Tucker Carlson's comments on Bubba the Love Sponge radio show.
Didn't he have, like, a protest out in front of his house, like, a little while ago?
It was before this incident, though.
Yeah, he got attacked by leftists.
Like, his gate got, like, shaken some by leftists.
That's right, I remember that.
Yeah, that was over, like, any number of the awful shit that he's said on his program.
You know, including about how immigrants are dirty and they make America dirty and shit.
Um, which is stuff that, like, he's said openly and proudly on Fox News itself, so I don't know why anybody expected his show to be cancelled over these remarks.
But this was posted into that group, and it has 1.5 thousand likes.
Like, laugh, or like, love, and then laugh about him refusing to apologize about fantasizing about 14-year-old girls.
Carol Bertanza says, Hell no!
Never!
Space, comma, comma.
Apologize, Tucker!
Thumbs up.
Um, so a couple ways to take that comment, probably.
These are the wildest ones to me, like, Carol, do you, do you not, do you not see, like, women that hate feminists?
Like, that sucks so bad, and that's what Carol is.
Well, hold on, stay in your lane, dude.
Are you a woman who hates feminists?
I don't know if you have the authority to talk about this.
No, I'm just a man who hates women who hate feminists.
Typical misogynist.
Did you hear that?
He said he's a man who hates women.
Yeah, that's a very editable clip, dude.
I don't know if you want to say that.
Yeah.
Once again, let me clarify.
I'm a man who hates women, who hates feminists.
I hope I didn't pause that in a way that can be used against me.
Perfectly clear.
Understood on this.
I'm just saying I stand for feminists.
That's all I'm saying.
Judy Wilkinson says, I will become a democrat if anything happens to Tucker.
Okay, we do need to do something about that because that could become a problem.
Well, think about that.
For every egg we smash on him, we get a Democrat.
She might actually become a successful politician and run for office.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah, I love this.
Like somebody responded to her, No, that's just what they want!
You're falling for the trap of becoming a Democrat.
You're falling for the trap of the Fox News grand scheme of turning everyone into Democrats.
5D chess, dude, right there.
Becoming a Democrat to own the libs at Fox News.
I do like that theory from the level-headed Republican that's like, no, Fox News is actually a Democratic-run organization that paints Republicans as so batshit that it scares people away from being Republican.
Yeah, it's a psy-op.
Yeah, that's like the level-headed Republicans like, no, this is all bullshit.
Honestly, all I want is for the babies to be born and to have all the guns.
People are saying in these comment sections, it's not an uncommon comment to see, Fox News is the controlled opposition.
Opposition to whom?
To Breitbart.
That's it.
They're the controlled opposition to the corporations who are communists?
I will become a democrat if anything happens to Tucker.
And I'm imagining a sort of like 80s or no this would actually probably be more like mid-2000s action movie where she's set up some sort of like agreement with her state parties to where if she doesn't call the Republican convention in her state, if she doesn't call the Republican party in her state every 24 hours they will automatically register her as a democrat
if if if anything happens to me turn me into a democrat if i do not if i do if i do not check in every 24 hours you know that means i'm a democrat now for every minute that goes by we donate a dollar to pro-life uh to try to pro-choice funds yeah no it's the ultimate like uh it's the ultimate fail-safe.
Russ Boulay says, Meanwhile, we are letting our culture to be bombarded by other cultures that do what he described every day as we speak.
Uh, this has five likes, and I'm still kind of trying to parse out what it means, but I'm pretty sure he's talking about, like, you know, Tucker Carlson's comments about not respecting women, about treating women as inferiors, and as people to be ordered around.
Yeah, that's bad, and we're letting those people into the country every day, which is why we need to listen to Tucker, because he's speaking from a place of knowledge.
He knows what these cultures are like, and we shouldn't let them in, because they'll be just like Tucker.
So yeah that's that's that's that similar stance where it's like um uh you're you're not islam you're not so much islamophobic you are just uh you just want all women to be respected and not have to wear uh you know cover their faces.
What do you mean elaborate on that?
They're saying like oh it it's just like these other cultures that like Hold women down and use them as objects like he was saying in these comments.
It's the outside cultures that are doing that, not us.
It's like he's saying that Tucker is only talking about it, but he's not doing it.
He's not in a legislative position.
It's a very bizarre argument to make, especially in a group called Tucker Carlson Fox News.
And it reminds me of in that same comment section that was sort of decontextualized about the kid egg boy smashing that fucking fascist with an egg.
I saw a comment of a guy said cut off his fucking hand.
It's like, hmm.
That's amazing.
Isn't that the stereotype, right?
That's the trope you're told as children?
Yeah, about what happens in the Middle East if you steal.
You get your hand cut off.
I love Russ's idea that there's just one culture in all of America.
It's just one thing.
Like there's only one culture in all of America and it's all the same culture, you know?
And then coming into contact with other cultures, really bad thing to happen.
Right.
Worst thing possible.
Because then you lose your identity of being an Italian or an Irishman.
The idea of white culture is so obviously reactionary and so obviously white supremacist.
There is no white culture.
White, you know, there is no like, like you don't actually care about your Irish heritage or your Italian heritage or your Germanic heritage.
You care about your elevated status in this country.
Well, you know what, sir?
I'm gonna go ahead and we're just gonna go ahead and pump the brakes for one second because we will talk about how you were hearing this episode on Monday.
I'm sorry on Tuesday and not Monday because Sunday was a international global holiday that we like to call good ol' St.
Paddy's Day and we did all kiss the Blarney Stone and each other because we are all Irish and my favorite thing about St.
Patrick's Day is it's the one day of the year where as white men you get to feel even more confident than the everyday existence of being a white man.
You get to wear shirts.
Like, there's my favorite one I saw.
Said 317.
Thug on it.
And I was like, weird.
The only other time y'all use the word thug.
You're only talking about black dudes.
It's only in this weird dog-wishing way.
Okay, but today you get to be an Irish thug.
I would agree with you, but I would like to introduce the evidence of the Union Thugs Facebook page that I follow.
Oh no.
Not that one, dude, no.
It's a bad one.
I would love to put a sticker that said Union Thugs on my car if it didn't have an anthropomorphic chrome skull on it as well.
Get just a slightly better skull, Union Thugs, and I will put that sticker on my car.
Well, there is no better skull.
Now that the Punisher Skull and the Spartan Skull are taken, all the good skulls are gone.
No, give me a fucking Integrity Skull that says Union Thugs on it.
Punisher Skulls cancelled, by the way.
That'd be fucking hard as fuck.
Yeah.
What's canceled?
Yeah, it's problematic.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, super.
Yeah, no, didn't, weren't you, you went to a bike race, a bicycle race on St.
Patrick's Day, didn't you, Tony?
Yeah, so Redlands is home of the Redlands Classic.
It's actually the longest running stage race in America.
It has deep roots, and it's this pro cycling race.
Deep roots, but not those kinds of roots.
Not those kind of routes.
Strictly white culture routes.
Irish.
I don't know if there's any prominent Irish cyclists.
I don't think there are.
But there's one discipline called Criterion and they're just doing hot laps for an hour and a half.
Just doing circles for an hour and a half.
Just pedaling their asses off.
And the team that won was this team called Legion.
And it's this whole squad.
It's the national champion.
His name is Justin Williams and his brother and a couple other people.
The thing about this team is they're fucking dope.
They rule.
They win every race because they're really good at what they do.
Well, they're also majority black.
And so they win this race, and they win this race handily.
And as they cross the line, they all raise their hands like we have all seen at the finish of every bike race ever.
Every bike race ever, the winner throws their hands in the air.
in celebration and crosses the finish line with their hands in the air, the commentator immediately starts talking about how they almost lost it because of all this showboating.
And how it's not quite sportsmanlike, and they're being really showboating.
Listen, okay, I didn't know you could breakdance on a bicycle, but I don't think that's acceptable.
Yeah.
I mean, I understand the pop lock, but did he have to drop it as well?
Listen, I'm all, I'm all for, you know, uh, I'm all for cycling, for finishing strong, but do they have to have spinners on those fixed gears?
I didn't know that you can enter a chopper bike into the race.
Um, but yeah, it was so fucking lame.
Cause like the thing is, This team won because they're good at what they do.
And like, my friends who, you know, are cyclists and compete, that's what I do, I work in the cycling industry.
They were all talking about, yeah, they're really fucking good.
Like, no one in that pack gave them any trouble.
They won that, it was a cakewalk for them.
And it was like, so the commentator was like, they were being arrogant and showboating.
I'm like, no, they just fucking won and had a good time.
It's like Muhammad Ali not being the greatest because he's arrogant.
The thing about cycling is it's really like sketchy to do if you have any sort of pigmentation because just the act of cycling brings the knee up to the chest like all the time and it's like those people are just kneeling constantly through the race and I don't like that.
I don't like that.
It makes me nervous.
Quit taking knees, you know?
You should stand.
You should stand when you cross that finish line.
Some of the motions of cycling could be perceived as being threatening.
You know what I mean?
So, you might have to, you know, take that person out.
Use your Second Amendment rights.
If they're not guilty of anything, why were they riding so fast?
Why were they going so fast?
If they weren't, you know?
Yeah it's just it's insane like still in 2019 we experienced this like pretty blatant not even like I mean I guess it is considered coded still and soft still but this racism uh and it's just like it's and they get hate from all around you know just for being good and black at the same time
Okay so now we're entering the no he's right segment of this topic.
So all the previous comments we talked about are like either just blind support of Tucker Carlson or just deflection or um you know I didn't include many of these comments but just You know, oh, the left says bad things all the time.
Like, who cares?
And it's like, you know, sort of cowardly option to, to, um, play the, play the what about-ist game or, or, um, Play the hypocrite game?
Like, the hypocrite game is always the most cowardly option.
Now we're entering, like, the courageous part of this show where people are just like, no, Tucker Carlson was right.
Everything he said was good.
Philip Herbotham, which is the first time I've really looked at that guy's last name.
Philip Herbotham.
It's rough.
Says, seeing feminism's destruction over the past three decades, I can't disagree.
Feminism used to be something a guy could get behind.
A former feminist?
Wow, okay, great.
Continue, please.
Feminism used to be for the guys, you know.
False accusations and always believe the victim have destroyed that and now they are dogs.
Um, I always like, I mean, I like the always believe the victim thing because it's like, okay, yeah, people are saying, hey, listen to victims.
That doesn't mean the perpetrators are going to jail.
That doesn't mean fucking, uh, Kavanaugh doesn't get on the Supreme Court.
Doesn't mean, it doesn't mean any actual ramifications.
Doesn't have any bearing on the legislative system.
We still haven't seen like, we've seen people get cancelled and like, you know, get unfollows, but they also get as many people backing them for the same reason and not suffering any real consequences.
We still haven't seen that.
I mean, like, just to be real clear, like, I mean, I don't know if you guys realize, but R. Kelly is not in jail right now.
He's hanging out on bail, like he's chilling.
We still haven't even seen that happen yet.
Yeah, no, I mean, he did cry though, so like I feel real bad for him, you know?
Yeah, and he wouldn't have yelled if he wasn't sad.
This keeps going.
Hashtag MGTOW is the only way to walk, gents.
So that's a reference to men going their own way.
Which is like, women are so crazy now, I am forced to be single.
This was a choice I made.
It wasn't something that was forced upon me by my interpersonal Relationship style?
This is totally a choice I made to never be in a relationship again.
Sounds pretty sad and pitiful to be quite honest.
No, but they're saying it loud so you know that it's something good.
Oh.
I wish it was cooler though.
I wish it was like, um, you know those like, uh, like cis girls who want to have a little bit of queer identity?
So they're like, I like my girlfriends cause men are trash.
I wish he was like, I only fuck with dudes now.
Because I don't trust women anymore.
That would be way cooler.
It definitely would.
One of the responses to this was, sounds pretty gay bro.
You don't like women?
Sounds like you're gay dude.
Yeah, I love, like, MGTOW is the only way to walk, gents.
We don't need a Brexit, we need a Wegxit.
No wife means happy life.
No wife means happy life.
Again, this is a choice I totally made for my wife to leave me.
This is all intentional.
Enjoy the cat family, ladies.
Y'all got what you deserve now.
And I just want to say, like, yeah, I mean, do we even deserve cats?
If he's saying that they do deserve cats, that seems like a compliment to me.
Seems like a pretty good life.
We both know that no humans deserve cats.
Y'all get what you deserve now.
Welcome Sharia Law and the end of a disgusting era of mentally ill female that can't accept their role in society.
So this is like, this dude is owning the right-wing ideology that overlaps pretty well with a patriarchal, religious, fundamentalist society.
I like that he's owning up to it.
That, in fact, fundamental Islam is pretty right-wing.
It's pretty conservative.
Yeah.
One of the quotes from Homegirl earlier, the Juj, was talking about how, according to the Quran, she has to cover her face so that she's not molested.
And the best part about that sentiment is like, Don't you see the issue is not women?
Yeah, right.
You have to cover your face to not be molested and the issue is women.
Well, and to criticize Islam in the same sentence where you're, like, essentially acknowledging or asserting that a woman is to blame for what she's wearing, you know?
A woman is subjected to abuse because of what she was wearing.
Very interesting argument to make.
Well, I mean, not to, you know, speak, but there is a way that you can dress that lets you know fella's hands off, and that's with a sidearm.
Absolutely.
Let's go play beer pong at the cave, gents.
After the women have totally fucked it all up, we can clean up the mess and say, I told you so!
Uh, give them shit, Tucker.
Stand your white, middle-aged, toxic masculinity, brother.
Dapping emoji.
Embrace your fragility, brother.
I like that he forgot to include the word ground in there.
Stand your white, middle-aged, toxic masculinity, brother.
Hey man, you don't ever let go of your masculinity, brother.
It is toxic, let him know.
Standing your ground doesn't just mean, like, pulling a gun on somebody who tries to fight you.
It also means being able to call a woman a bitch.
I'm waiting for them to embrace the Toxic Avenger.
God, I love that movie.
Guess it's toxic now for me to congeal out of radioactive waste in a gutter.
They're gonna embrace trauma films and crazy town.
The Toxic Avenger was not toxically masculine.
He was crying when he tore people apart.
Limb from limb.
There were tears being shed.
Eyes Front Men on Breitbart says, good for him.
Talking about Tucker.
Good for him.
Never apologize to these people.
White men owe no one an apology.
Least of all are feral, psychotic women.
and this is 32 upvotes.
You know, we do have a huge issue with feral women.
Roaming the streets.
Packs of feral women.
Roaming the streets.
They can't speak.
They don't even know how to use words.
They just grunt at you.
I mean, the opposite of, like, a feral animal is a domesticated animal, right?
So, I mean... You know what's funny about those feral women?
Um, they still be shopping.
Have you ever heard that saying like, uh, shit reactionaries say that it would be awesome if it were true?
Yeah.
This is one of those.
Packs of feral women roaming the streets.
Just saying.
Wouldn't be that bad.
Be kinda cool.
They, they gangs though.
Yeah.
Well, like feral woman gangs.
I'm done with that.
The ethical thing to do is to put a bell on the collar of your feral women so that they don't exterminate white men.
So like white men can hear them coming and they can get away.
Yeah, yeah.
Inigo Montoya says...
You killed my father, prepare to die.
That's what Inigo Montoya says.
Moving on.
It's more like, you killed Western culture, prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya says about Tucker Carlson, the truth is racist, and that's okay.
absolutely nothing wrong with racism and see that's that's that's the beauty of phrenology is It's a totally not debunked science.
I love this, like, what was that old Jon Stewart saying?
Like, reality has a racist bias?
Yeah.
Yeah, the truth is racist, and that's okay.
Absolutely nothing wrong with racism.
This had three likes.
This was in a Fox News group.
This was in Tucker Carlson Fox News Facebook group, and absolutely no one responded to this or bothered to say, hey, maybe racism's not good.
And like, aren't we trying to call all black people racists?
Aren't we still using racist in a derogatory way?
Like, we're not...
Ready for this particular argument yet.
Like you're saying the quiet part loud here.
Nobody bothered interacting with this person or even like leaving an angry react on this comment.
Which I thought was interesting.
And then on Breitbart.
So that was like the, you know, no Tucker Carlson like was good for what he said segment of the show.
And now final comment here is the totally I don't know wild out of left field comment for this show.
This is a wild comment.
So you'll have to remember Tucker Carlson's comments about like how it's cool when you're 13 and get to have sex with your teacher.
Extra Salt says, Ever notice how sodomy is sacred and wonderful, except when it is a cardinal sleeping with 18-year-old seminarians?
Is that a real word, Tony?
Seminarians?
I think they're... I don't know.
It's like seminaries.
Yeah, would that be people at a seminary?
I guess so, yeah.
I think that word's seminaries.
Yeah, I mean... But did you ever notice that, though?
I never noticed that.
Did you ever notice that?
It's right in our faces.
I don't know how we didn't notice that.
So Hollywood does the same things, and worse, and is wonderful, so long as they can claim there was consent, parentheses, even when consent is shady at best.
So what this person, there's more to this comment, but I want to interject here to maybe clarify what this person is talking about.
They're talking about how the left is okay with sodomy.
Anal sex, specifically.
Not oral sex in this context, but anal sex.
As long as it's not a priest or a cardinal doing it to an altar boy?
I mean, yeah, I guess so.
That's definitely what this person is trying to say.
But where's the case where they're having sex with 18 year old altar boys?
You can't be an altar boy after like 13.
Yeah, it's interesting that they specified 18 year old seminarians because I wouldn't think that was as bad as an underage.
It's distasteful, maybe, but it's legal.
There's still an exploitative dynamic in that, for sure.
Yeah.
So Hollywood does the same things, and worse, and is wonderful, so long as they can claim there was consent.
Yeah.
I mean, consent's a big part of whether sex is okay or not.
And you're also giving Hollywood a lot of credit.
True.
Yeah, hasn't there been some issues with that recently?
Yeah, that's the reason I'm not seeing another X-Men movie.
Yeah, fuck, man.
Ah, no, X-Men!
But when a Baptist preacher or a cardinal does it, then we all admit that sex with fecal matter is disordered, sick, and wrong.
Keep going though, keep going, because this is good.
And then, when you spot the leftist politics of the fecal sex matters... The fecal sex matters, yes.
Hashtag fecal sex matters.
You can...
You can tell it is disordered because they stopped being a champion for the little guy.
And I think little guy here is just a euphemism for a bottom.
Actually, little guy is a euphemism for number one.
Uh, for going number one and not number two.
This is, uh, people who are into that that are jealous of all the play that, uh, you know.
This person has zero interest in butt sex, by the way.
Just so you know, there is zero interest, but there's another paragraph after this describing the act of butt sex and how despicable the act is in graphic detail and then moving on to a story about it.
But this person is not at all, they are not interested in that.
God.
I mean, and don't get me started on vaginal sex, where you're literally having sex with uterine lining.
Like, this is such a good comment.
Fecal sex matters.
Fecal sex matters.
Hashtag fecal sex matters.
What they're saying is like, how come How come we think gay sex is gross when it happens to a child, but not when it happens to adults?
God, these leftists are such hypocrites.
Yep, yep.
Yeah, I mean, that's all you can really say about that comment.
It's fucked.
It's so fucked.
Right, and we don't like that kind of fuck.
This person's been doing a lot of research.
That's all I'm saying.
You know, I think you need to give them a little credit.
They've been doing the research.
It's not that they're interested in the fecal sex matters.
Just, they've been researching it.
Doodoo sex, that's gross.
Don't do the doodoo sex.
I mean, this is what?
Like that guy, Roosh V, saying having anal sex with a woman is gay?
This is that shit.
This is that human shit.
This guy's gonna be a robot when he finds out about periods.
Well, I mean, if you're having sex and the woman has her period, like, you're doing it wrong, because sex is only for procreation.
True.
Very true.
That's it for the episode.
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My pleasure.
Thanks for having me.
Good to see your face.
Of course.
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Yeah, I mean, again, with the t-shirts, um, I don't know if you guys knew this, but, uh, they've actually made an addendum to the, uh, what is it?
The... The Geneva Convention.
Oh, what?
The game?
No, the game?
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Um, the...
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