Taco Bell People's Army feat. Brett Payne & Bryan Quinby
This week Minion Death Cult gets a visit from the Street Fight boys to talk Traditional Masculinity and Taco Bell's extreme hatred of senior citizen veterans. "Why doesn't anyone criticize traditional women's roles?" "Why shouldn't I teach my 5 year-old son to go beast on his classmates?" "I pray that God will give this 70 year-old veteran a job at Taco Bell" "Millennials gave me diarrhea" Listen to Street Fight Radio at streetfightradio.com or wherever you get podcasts
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I mean, yeah.
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I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
Taco Bell is responsible.
We're documenting it.
We have a wonderful show for you folks today.
Very happy to be joined by the Street Fight Boys, Brett and Brian.
How you guys doing?
Thanks for having us.
Sorry, I didn't bring my bong, so I'm hitting this pen and it's a little hard.
You sound like me right now.
I love your catchphrase, dude.
Classic.
How you doing, Brian?
I'm great.
I'm really feeling great right now.
It's funny, one of you is sick and it's not the one coughing.
I know, I know.
He made me sick, though.
I sat next to him on an airplane where he was sick and then I got it yesterday.
You gotta hand it off early.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get rid of that.
But I'll be better when I'm in Ohio tomorrow.
You know, where the weather is 22 degrees.
You can have some square pizza medicine.
Power myself up with pop and pizza.
What is this pop you speak of?
I don't know.
See, we say pop in Ohio.
It sucks here because I like want to order a pop.
I like want to be like, hey, can I get in there?
But I know that people here are like, no.
Record scratch?
Nah, you'll seem like exotic.
Yeah, we have actually seemed exotic a lot of times.
Like some of the, like I wear a Cleveland Indians hat.
And people are like, when we have to show our ID for something, they're like, oh, you're from Ohio?
What?
This is cool.
It's like, like nobody from Ohio has ever been to Los Angeles before.
We, go ahead.
Well, there's some, someone was like, like, I know Ohio exists, but I just can't believe there's people that live there.
Somebody said that to me.
Ohio is a myth.
Ohio is a government funded conspiracy.
No, we get exoticized just by being from Inland Empire.
We're like this enigma.
Do we have a movie?
You know, we have a movie after.
We were at some vegan restaurant and she was like, you, Tony, were talking about a vegan place by us that you liked and she's like, oh, what's it called?
And you were like, you don't care.
It's fine.
You're not going to know what it is.
She was like, what are you guys doing out here?
Yeah, we had somebody in Minneapolis too that was like, uh, I went outside to go smoke and he was out there and we started talking for a minute.
I'm like, yeah, I'm from Columbus.
He's like, man, so am I. He's like, are you serious?
I'm like, yeah, I'm from Columbus.
Man, I think you're a cop, man.
He was like, why did you say Columbus?
He was like, why did you say Columbus?
Then he thought I read his mind or something or picked his pocket.
He's probably got an Alexa.
I took my ID out and showed it to him and then he was like, You are from Ohio, and he gave me a big hug.
It was crazy.
Oh man, that poor guy thinks that cops can't make fake IDs.
Well, we are both big fans of Street Fight Radio, the radio show and podcast you guys host, put out multiple times a week, and we're very grateful to have you here.
Thanks for doing this, guys.
Great show last night, by the way.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for coming to us, too.
You made it easy.
Absolutely.
I was in his Deadpool underwear like 15 minutes or 5 minutes before you came upstairs.
Well you guys were barefoot on stage last night proving that it is legal.
It is legal.
It was gross.
And there was like a filthy carpet up there too.
It was so gross.
Did you feel it?
Yeah, it was so bad.
Yeah, Brian, first time taking his shoes off on stage.
Pretty much had sex with everybody.
Yeah.
Like 90 percent of the way there.
Virgin piggies.
Never doing it again, by the way.
Really?
Never.
What happened?
You were in like a trance or something.
I just did it the one time, just like when I danced in Portland.
And I just sometimes I just I feel a city and I'm like, OK, well, it feels like this place needs barefoot.
You know, it feels like L.A.
needs barefoot.
I gotta be real.
I mean, you acted like we really, you know, twisted your arm on it, but it was way too easy.
It was pretty quick.
That's because somebody told me that I had great feet the night before when I did the Girls Chat podcast.
So it made me really want to take my shoes off.
Yeah, professional dominatrixes told him that he had great feet and he could use them to make a lot of money.
This was a test run last night, and you did make some money.
People paid for that.
Yeah.
Well, only $10.
I'm trying to get $45.
How much did you just let me clip your toenails?
Oh man, I would let you clip my toenails for $45.
That's the amount of money I'm charging for everything.
But when we film that and put that out, we have to split the profits a little bit.
No, I can't split the profit.
That's too gross to let another person touch my feet.
I hate having feet so much.
It's the worst part of your body.
Alright, so we did bring you guys on today specifically to talk about traditional masculinity.
Because I feel like all of us are macho men, all of us are very traditional macho men who have strong opinions about the fact that the American Psychological Association just issued their guidelines for treating Men and boys.
And some of those guidelines, wouldn't you know it, they included criticisms of toxic or traditional, in their words, we know what they mean, masculinity.
And I feel like.
You know, so I saw the headlines, so it's now it's so masculinity is a disease now.
Yeah, it's a clinical disease now.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
Probably caused by vaccines.
So they said, like, When you're dealing with little boys, don't tell them they can never cry again in their life after they turn 12.
Yeah, it's pretty much like standard boilerplate common sense stuff that we've... I feel like society has been okay with since probably the 70s, at least America, you know?
No, you live in California, man.
It's different.
Yeah, it's different where I'm from.
I feel like there's a lot more softer dudes out here like not to be like that's not even like a diss it's just like way more guys that are like aren't fucking in my face or like competing with me or all, you know, any of that shit.
Well, we're, I mean, we're soft boy.
We're soft dudes.
But there, there's still, you know, there's still bro dudes, especially, uh, Inland Empire has, has its share of them.
You should, you should check out a CrossFit gym.
Sure.
And then get back to me.
Sure.
Well, when we got into, we got into California, we, uh, stopped, the first place we stopped at, uh, we saw two neck tattoos.
One said ruthless and one said thug.
Fuck yeah.
We saw them.
Fuck yeah.
As soon as we got here.
I saw, I was walking through the mall, and I saw a Don't Tread On Me tattoo on somebody's forearm, but it literally just said, Don't Tread On Me.
It didn't even have- The snake?
No, snake!
What?
That's like the best part!
That's so cool!
The snake is cool!
That's the cool part.
The cool thing to put on your body.
Jokes on you here, he actually holds his forearm over his wiener to like really drop the point off.
That's what they should do.
You get the Don't Tread On Me across right above your wiener, and then that's the snake.
And you put a loop in it to flex.
I like that idea now.
That might be my tattoo.
First tattoo.
Alright, I'm going to quote here from USA Today.
The APA defines traditional masculinity as, quote, a particular constellation of standards that have held sway over large segments of the population, including anti-femininity, achievement, eschewal of the appearance of weakness, and adventure, risk, and violence.
The guidelines, which were highlighted in the January issue of the APA's Monitor on Psychology magazine, say the pressure boys and men feel to conform to certain aspects of traditional masculinity can lead to poor health outcomes, including higher rates of suicide, substance abuse, violence, and early death.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I've seen so far.
I mean, all the traditional masculine dudes that I know that are like 60 or halfway dead, you know?
And all alone.
Nobody wants to be around them.
They're just hardening their heart with hate.
I have seen somebody like smash their head through a wall out of anger and that was definitely a guy.
Yeah.
For sure.
And I didn't have to tell anyone that.
Yeah, my homie smashed their head through a wall.
What's his name?
No questions.
Yeah, nobody like, like, I know my father in law is one of those big time traditional masculinity guys and he sits in a room by himself and drinks fireball all day every single day and complains about illegal immigration.
So that's killing him.
I believe it's killing him, but I don't know for sure.
Well, I mean, yeah, the sugar.
The sugar alone.
Right.
The fireball is the weirdest thing in the world.
He, like, used to drink beer all day, and then he left and he came back, and he's like, I'm trying to lose weight, so I'm just gonna drink this fireball now.
Okay.
Okay.
Dieter's drink.
Just float that in some Michelob Ultra, man.
That's the cut right there.
Yeah, this teenager drink.
Like, he's drinking a teen drink.
There was a period of, like, a year where I was drinking fireball.
I was, like, into it for whatever reason.
And then I was like, no, you know what?
I'm gonna go with honey whiskey instead.
I'm gonna graduate to honey whiskey.
The plastic bottle, man.
I don't drink, but anything that comes in a plastic bottle makes me nervous.
I buy alcohol for my wife all the time at the liquor store, and I make sure that it comes in a glass bottle because I know that at least it might not give her too bad of a headache, you know?
Right.
Yeah, gotta step it up to glass bottle.
But that's because you're worried about the, um, the, what is it?
BPM.
B-C-B or BPM.
Whatever it's called.
The gross plastic stuff.
We all know what we're talking about.
No, I'm not that worried about that, actually.
I drink out of plastic all the time.
I don't really care.
It's just, I know that the alcohol, you can get pretty rot gut if you're coming out of, uh, if you're coming out of plastic, you know?
It's not the good old days when I was young drinking pop off in Tampico.
Yeah.
Well, and it's also not like, It's also like, the glass doesn't really mean anything anyway, because there's some like 10.99, like New Amsterdam is like $10.99 for a fifth of vodka, and I can't imagine that's much better than the other, you know, plastic bottle $10.99 vodka.
Right.
That's my ad for New Amsterdam Vodka.
I'm gonna rake in that cash now from the company that makes nothing.
Actually that was a big dream of Street Fight like very early on that me and Brett could get a sponsorship deal with Early Times Whiskey that there would be big cardboard cutouts of us in liquor stores with our arm around each other holding an Early Times.
Hell yeah.
I would start buying early times.
For sure.
It's the worst of all of them, right?
It's up there.
Kessler's pretty bad.
That's what my grandma drank that.
Until the day she died, she drank, like, she bought.
She's like, I only have one drink a day.
And that's how she talked because she smoked cool non-filters.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, she said, I only have one drink a day.
And she would take the mini bottle of Kessler's and she would dump half of it into a big cup and then fill the other half with diet generic soda.
I said soda because I'm in California.
I still say pop.
But she would like Sprite, basically the generic Sprite.
She would dump it in there and she would drink and she would just get fucking smashed.
mash every night off of one, but you know, but she'd be like, I'm not a drunk man.
If it fits into one cup, it's one drink.
Yeah.
You know, just to not to be insensitive, but I think maybe your grandma might have had like a longer life if it wasn't for toxic masculinity.
She suffered from drinking all that whiskey and smoking them cigarettes.
You know, she made it to almost 80.
That's pretty hard body to be.
Which is like, you know what?
I'll take it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like if I can make it to like 79 or something like that, and live this unhealthy, then fuck it.
You know?
You gotta time it to where your body goes at the same time your mind goes.
Yeah, she was like relatively healthy through the whole thing too.
It was just, it was so quick for her.
It was just like, oh she's sick, she's dead.
That's the way to do it.
Yeah, I admire her.
Yeah, very pro move.
Yeah, yeah.
My great-grandmother smoked Camel Non-Filters her whole life and lived to be 80.
She smoked Camel Non-Filters and I don't know what she drank, but I know she fucking drank, you know?
I was smoking Camel Wides.
That was my... That's pretty hardcore.
That was my cigarette for a while.
Those are popular.
I just think, so back to this traditional masculinity thing, I just feel like... Let's talk about cool cigarettes.
Let's talk masculinity.
That's what happens when you have me and Brad on the show.
It moves.
Excellent.
So, you know, you're familiar with like the anti-feminist contrarians who are like, oh, if feminists want equality, why don't they care about male suicides or whatever?
And it's like, well, They're addressing it right here, very clearly, the root causes of suicide and depression and substance abuse among men, but it's of course not what they're interested in hearing.
Yeah, I don't think they really care that much about any of that.
Like, I know that, like, I talk to dudes, those, like, macho dudes, like, Part of being who they are is to not give a shit about anybody or anything.
That's not them You know like yeah, my father-in-law just doesn't fucking care You know we get into an argument with this guy where he says like I'm a student of history and I'm like no you're not
You fucking only know one kind of history and it's like in a it's in the it's like told as a narrative and it's like a great man of history theory it's the one we teach as kids and you're like why don't you read some like books written by black people about history or something like that he's like I don't fucking care about that I don't care what they say their history is and I'm like yeah So you don't know history.
You don't give a fucking shit.
He's like, why would I want to read that sad book?
Yeah.
That book's going to bum me out.
That makes me feel guilty.
It doesn't have powerful, like it doesn't have the, the founding fathers to those guys are like the Avengers.
It doesn't have like Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson in it, you know?
That post that was in the Street Fight group, I think it was in, maybe it was in Chapo, the Chapo group, but it was Seal Team 1776.
Oh my god, it had like all of them in like tactical gear with night vision bursting through an Afghan consulate.
Lots of pockets under their vests.
All dudes that gave us our freedom, right?
I mean, I don't know about us, our freedom, like... Not everyone in the room, but yeah.
A lot of people.
I mean, gave us our freedom, like, later.
Gave us our freedom, like, way later on.
I don't think Lincoln was in that picture, so never mind.
They wrote the paper that would eventually lead to you getting your freedom too.
Well, eventually will.
It was a long play after they got the money, yeah.
Okay, so what we do on this show, if you're new to the show, thank you so much for listening.
What we do is we go through to see what Facebook has to say about these stories that we're talking about.
This is such a bad idea, guys.
You should not do this anymore.
I just recently did this.
I do this sometimes when I see a really great story, and the last one was Right before Christmas, the local news stations all over the country were reporting that people wanted to change the gender of Santa Claus.
And like, people went nuts in the comments.
And it was really just a marketing and branding thing.
It wasn't like anything.
Nobody was saying Santa Claus should be a woman now or non-binary.
We had a comment from an actual Santa Claus who insisted that he did know his gender and his gender was Santa Claus.
His quote was literally, I know my gender!
I am Santa Claus!
And he had the Santa suit on in the picture and everything.
Yeah, not a male or female, a Santa Claus.
Yeah, which is non-binary, we all know.
Okay, so first comment we have from a post off of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson's Facebook page.
So Jordan B. Peterson, of course, reacted completely positively to this story about traditional masculinity being harmful to men.
How long did it take for him to blame it on Neo-Marxism?
Yeah, instantly.
He just hit the center button in his text prediction and it came out cultural Marxism did this.
So Bill Yeoh says, it's only in times of prolonged peace and prosperity that silly ideas like this can flourish without the stress test of reality.
Let's have a war, and then we can talk about gender roles and the utility of masculinity.
And this has 311 reacts.
Haven't we been at war since like 2001?
Like, I don't think this is a time of great peace and prosperity.
I'm not 100% sure, but we've been basically at war since 2001.
I don't know, really since the 1950s.
There's always been some sort of military engagement.
Their war has been doing well.
I think this is just like Bill Yeoh telling on himself.
Bill Yeoh didn't go to Afghanistan or Iraq.
He's like, maybe we should do this.
Maybe the most masculine thing you can do is to die for oil.
Yeah, that's a flex right there for sure.
Yeah, but like, what world is he living in where it's like, he's the only person in the world right now that's like, oh, we have all this peace and harmony.
It's like, no, it's fucking tumultuous.
It's crazy.
You're like, even in the States where there's a lot of animosity going on right now, you know, people are not the most peaceful right now and we shouldn't be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nobody is like hanging out in the Garden of Eden, like eating grapes and, you know, we're throwing apples at each other for sure.
People are going bonkers.
Um, and so, So I'm wondering, he's worried that this new protocol is just a fantasy that won't stand up to real life?
That there's like no proof of any of this?
He's saying like people are bored.
People are bored so they start coming up with stupid ideas because they're not busy dying and starving and shit.
Which of course they are still.
They're not like me, thinking about dying in a war all the time.
I'm pretty sure he got this particular brain worm from a meme that shows the fall of the Roman Empire.
Strong men build prosperity.
Prosperity breeds weak men.
Weak men destroy prosperity.
There's that meme that's been going around.
That's definitely what infected this guy.
Basically, once the Civil War breaks out, we're going to throw this idea out the window, is what he's saying.
Yeah, he's like, if we could just get a Civil War real quick, we would not have to talk about any of that shit.
Yeah, we're going to weed a lot of this out.
That's the reason this show is called Minion Death Cult.
Wishing a war on the country to straighten all you men out.
We'll see what everybody's gender is after it's done.
Tex Dock, so this is from the Hill article about it, which tried to be kind of, didn't come out and totally opine on it, but definitely picked out specific things that it knew would trigger conservatives.
And Tex Dock in the comment section says, wrong on so many levels.
I don't know where to begin.
If this was proposal, so if it was proposed that traditional women's roles were toxic, there would be riots!
But it is proposed that all the time.
That's what feminism is.
Talking about that for a while now.
There would be riots.
Pussy riots.
They don't know anything about riots.
I wish there were more riots.
Women take out the garbage, they would go nuts on us.
Like, I was trying to think of this, like traditional women's roles is like you're your husband's property.
Yeah.
Like that's what the traditional role of a woman is.
I think people would be pretty stoked if we got rid of that idea.
Yeah.
Yeah, and you also, you gotta like put up with a lot of shit and be like everything to everyone.
Like, it's that one, it has to change.
US Navy says, ah, this will make all the lib girly boys feel good.
Yes.
Let's get back to real science.
Okay.
They always say that it's not they they cannot fucking like I was a sociology major in college and they just can't like handle like no.
Because you're like, you try to tell them how rigorous some of this stuff is.
I mean, some of it is bullshit, or like... They make mistakes, too.
Yeah, I know that they make mistakes, but fucking, how many different shapes was the Earth before we figured out that it was flat?
You know?
Just a little joke.
But I'm serious, like, how many times did we think, like, oh, the Sun revolves around the Earth, or like, all this shit?
But the testing to do it is so rigorous.
I tried to go to grad school for sociology and like, when I found out what you had to do to do it, I decided to be a podcaster.
It's hard.
It's hard work.
It's hard to make those sacrifices to become one of the most valorized people in the world, which is the podcaster.
Yeah, well the sociologist is probably below that to tell you.
I got yelled at so much.
I know my father-in-law, from when I first signed up to go to Ohio State, I was an English major because I was fucking scared to be a sociology major because it was like, come on, you know?
Like the way people think about that field, but it's also like the Ohio State Sociology Department is one of the best out there.
It's a really good department.
And like I had taken some classes and met some of the professors and shit and they were like fucking super cool.
And that's just what I wanted to do.
And I moved over there and I went over to my in-laws house and my father-in-law was like, that's junk science.
I'm like, it's junk science 'cause they tell you things you don't wanna hear.
Absolutely.
That's all it is.
They tell you how people feel because like when you start to look into like what like critical race theory is or like feminism it's really just people telling their stories.
You know what I mean?
It's like it's like critical race theory is black people telling their story how I feel in this world and they if you if you engage with that then you have to agree that the world's fucked up if that makes sense so they don't even want to like engage with that it becomes like junk science or opinion if you just call someone story malarkey it's easier to live with right yeah because you read if you read like uh fuck i can't remember it's like uh w.e.b. du bois or dubois yeah
stuff you're like fuck man there's like a lot of injustice like this is fucked up and like this is how we're making people feel if you read that then you have to engage with that and then you have to understand the way you've made people feel bad or if you read feminist theory like you have to if you read feminist theory in good faith then you have to You have to look at how you've made people feel.
All the different ways I have oppressed women.
They hate the idea of any kind of reflection on what they've done in their life to cause these things.
It sucks, though.
It does suck.
I will say that it is rough to see things that you've done written down in 1950.
Like this is a thing that you've made me feel like in 1950 like that a black guy wrote in 1950 like that I've done in my life to another person it is hard to like engage that in yourself and it is hard to be like god I got like a lot of amends to make or something but nobody's fucking asking you to do that nobody's telling you to Like give women your money because you fucked up.
You know what I mean?
Nobody's like, no, none of the people, they're just asking you not to do it anymore.
That's the whole thing.
But you know, these people in the comment section just can't, they're so fucking weak.
They're guarded.
Yeah.
They're just so, they can't handle that they might've done wrong things in the past.
But it's, you know, this is probably going over old territory, but I feel like a lack of economic understanding kind of contributes to this because they, they're...
A lot of these people are not millionaires or even wealthy people, so they do see the idea of white privilege as a joke because they're struggling or whatever.
And it's like, no, you're struggling economically, which is a totally valid struggle.
That's a totally valid thing.
But you're refusing to even contemplate an alternative economics, and the media is also refusing to Put that out there as well so all that's left is making you feel bad about slavery and it's like well you should feel bad about the ways you're still benefiting to the detriment of other people but that doesn't mean like you have it all or anything like that no or you can just really like
The thing is, those same people that deny that white privilege exists, a lot of those same people make jokes about their white privilege a lot of times, where they'll be like, oh, I don't get followed around in a store or anything like that.
They know what it is.
So they know what's going on.
They just don't want to fix it.
They think that white privilege is an actual pin or ID badge you get to carry around and it's your validation.
You get to just wave it at people and you get free parking.
But it's like, no, it's not that.
It's also using the cops as customer service.
Yeah, they do.
They know that the cops Are more likely to shoot somebody that's not white.
Like, they fucking know that.
Most of the interactions they've had with cops have been positive.
Yeah, I think Felix one time posted, like, I don't see why anybody has problems with cops.
The only interaction I've had with them is when they help me load my groceries into my Porsche.
Yeah, totally.
Absolutely.
I just think we should get back to the real science of proving that four inches is average.
What is that?
Yeah, four inches is average.
That's what they said?
That's my new favorite Facebook page.
Yeah, I love that.
It's a thing.
It's a full movement.
I gotta get in there.
I'm getting in there right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need a boost of self-esteem.
You just tell them, like, hey, you don't laugh.
This is science.
So this is, like, this is a very rigorously tested scientific manual that, like, the top people in the world are competing to put out, right?
Well, it's the APA, which has made mistakes in the past.
They're the ones who diagnosed homosexuality as a mental illness.
They're the ones who diagnosed transgender as a mental illness.
It's taking this within a grain of salt.
It's just something that I feel like a lot of people have already come to terms with.
Don't scream in your kid's face.
Don't shame your son for crying.
All that stuff.
You can do more than be angry.
This just has, like, the liberal elite stamp on it because it's an official guideline and so it's like, you know, people are triggered by it or whatever.
Yeah, we're gonna go back to the time when Obama had all the troops in high heels.
Those were my favorite stories ever.
That was, like, the best.
When they were like, Obama's making the troops march in high heels.
Can you believe that disrespect?
There was that one guy who fucking rejoined the army because Trump got into office.
We had a comment from a guy who was like, I don't know if we did a show on it, but we definitely talked about it, and it was like, he was like, thank you Trump.
And it was basically like he got kicked out of the military for being a straight man.
That's essentially what, he's allowed back in the military as a proud straight man now.
Now that my cheese mo is, you know, outlawed.
Dying for Trump.
Going to die for Trump in the desert.
Sounds pretty fucking cool.
They were like, sorry man, you gotta go.
You're just smashing too much poontang.
Like, you gotta get out of here.
Yeah.
Drowsy Saxon says, in response to this story, Well, I'm off to the gym.
Remember, toxic masculinity gets the girls wet.
And no woman ever touched herself while dreaming of a male feminist.
That's not true.
I don't know, man.
I've seen some pretty girly men clean up.
Yeah.
I don't know, like, I know a lot of people, not even just women, who were touching themselves with Timothee Chalamet in that outfit of the Golden Globes.
Yeah.
For sure.
Goddamn, boy.
I mean, people like... How many people are touching themselves to that guy that did that comment is the real question.
Yeah.
The toxic masculinity.
The guy that just needs to let everybody know he does toxic masculinity.
But he probably has titties like me.
You know what I mean?
I think this guy might just think he's Jason Momoa because his avatar is like a statue of Poseidon.
Of course.
Those guys love those gods.
The water god gets him wet.
This guy is fucking genius.
This dude knows what's up.
He calls his dick a trident.
Uh, Sherwood, whose avatar is what's-his-face from American Psycho, Christian Bale with blood on his face.
Yeah.
Eventually, all male genitalia will be forcibly removed at birth.
Being male will be illegal.
We could try it out.
That'd be fuckin' sweet.
See what happens.
Male, illegal, barefoot, mandatory.
Joke's on you, Sherwood.
You have to find enough women doctors to do it.
True.
Choppy, choppy.
Yeah, they're going to chop the pee-pees off, I guess.
That's something that guy's totally worried about.
That's great.
Eunuchs are more efficient.
I think we've learned this in a few different science fiction movies and books.
What are the Unsullied from?
What is that from?
Lord of the Rings.
Is it?
No, it's Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones, yeah.
They're better.
They just work better.
The slippery slope to fucking cutting everybody's penis off when they're born argument is something I have not heard yet.
And cutting someone's penis off would be like what a crazy dad would do to his son if he found out he was gay or something.
Yeah, that's true.
You have to stop.
There's for sure more than one case of that in the past five years.
That's definitely happened.
And I love, yeah, Christian Bale in American Psycho, whatever that character's name is.
Great role model.
Patrick Bateman.
It's just like that guy, who's the guy that uses Tyler Durden?
Zero Hedge.
Oh, yes.
The guy that uses Tyler Durden as his economist.
He's like an economist, but he's like a weirdo.
He sounds pretty fucking twisted.
Yeah, he is.
Totally fucked up, dude.
Billy Schneider says on the LA Times Facebook post, no masculinity equals no chivalry.
Thank God for the Second Amendment.
What does that even fucking mean?
No, man, I like to imagine him just like sitting there.
Yeah, you better fucking open that door.
Having a gun to someone else's head, like open that fucking door for this woman.
Right, right.
Like, it's insane.
These automatic doors in our department stores are ruining chivalry.
Opening the doors for everyone, no matter which gender.
Holding a fucking gun at somebody making them do chivalry?
Yeah, totally.
I mean, we have to now.
No, I'm going to open this door for you.
I'm actually going to shoot this door.
I'm going to shoot through this door.
All the way around the edges until it just falls out of the plank of wood.
Then you enter the room like a room full of dead people.
Hey, but you know what?
She didn't have to open the door herself.
Yeah, we don't let women touch door handles.
Well, I mean, I think if you put that much stock in the Second Amendment, like, that is how you keep your toxic masculinity.
Like, despite, like, you know, everybody coming at you with, like, oh yeah, you know, treat women as equal, or, like, don't hit your children, like, you fetishizing guns is, like, a way to still be really weird.
Yeah.
Really weird.
You know what I mean?
You can just be like, salivate at your hidden wall of guns or your gun that springs out of the top of your headboard.
And that's like being toxically masculine.
And so that's a way to keep it, I think.
These two are my favorite.
This is a one-two punch right here.
This is from The Blaze, which is Glenn Beck's shit.
Joseph Novella says, of course traditional masculinity is hazardous, men and boys, hazardous to men and boys, because these new betas will get their asses beat.
Okay.
Interesting.
I mean yeah, you're gonna like beat people up and then kill yourself.
That is kind of accurate.
Yeah, we will see about that.
I mean there's a lot of times those guys all think they're so fucking tough, but like every time I run across them they're all like, They look like they'd be more comfortable on a toilet than fighting with somebody.
I tell this story a lot, but one of my tattoo artists that I had for a while, he, during the election, became a Trump guy, and he had a Baphomet tattoo on his throat, and he got it lasered off, and then he released a meme that said,
with his shirt off with like his hair all parted and like a curly mustache and like a pipe and shit says I am a Christian and like he announced that he came out he was like now a Christian conservative like they were super into Trump but now all of his posts are just him hanging out in the garage by himself yeah and like that's like the softest shit I've ever heard yeah that shit is so soft yeah yeah you used to you were super dope when you had that I want to hang out with that guy right right
No, it's totally weak.
But see, that's like a conservative victory.
You successfully alienate yourself from anybody who could keep you alive longer than the age of 65.
It kicks ass, though.
The way that those people all end up alone every time is satisfying.
So, this wasn't Joseph Novella's only comment.
He follows this up saying, I'm raising my son traditional beast mode.
Okay.
You know traditional beast mode?
The term that was made up like six years ago?
No, he's thinking of like the Spartan children that have to kill a wolf in that movie 300.
Is he doing steroids?
Is he putting his son on steroids?
Raising my son on fucking steroids and he has to take Viagra?
It's steroids every morning when he gets up and he goes to school with a fucking hard-on and a bunch of muscles.
Every fucking girl is wet looking at him.
He'll be a big fish in a little pond one day.
That little pond is his elementary school where he will be expelled from.
He'll be the only kid expelled from the elementary school.
That's like the most depressing thing to ever... I remember when we first started Street Fight.
It was like the last thing we wanted to be was a big fish in a small pond.
That's why we do live shows in New York and LA and stuff.
That's a depressing thing to shoot for.
It's like the shoot for Big Fish in a Small Pond is like the lowest level of like, okay, well I'm the toughest guy around this small group of people that I'm around.
It's comforting though.
Big Fish in a Small Pond is like your peak achievement is a high school football game that you score touchdowns in.
Yeah, that's exactly true.
That's your life.
Like, I did that.
The Al Bundy shit.
Yeah.
Okay, let's get to American Hero.
He sure was good, Al Bundy.
Also worked around feet a lot.
Yeah, he did love feet.
Well, he didn't love them, he hated them.
He grew to hate them.
I never understood how Al Bundy hated sex so much.
I can never figure out why he hated it.
I still don't really get it.
I think because it's funny.
It is funny that he hated it, but it was just like, I always remember as a kid, as a little horny teenager, like, what the hell is this guy doing?
He has the opportunity to have sex all the time and he's complaining about it.
He's like, I had my sex twice and that's all I need to do.
I had sex twice, it worked both times.
I feel like it was the logical conclusion to the like slob husband hot wife dynamic in sitcoms.
It was like the horned up wife who always, like, it was, you know, why would this woman be with this man kind of a thing.
But it was like, not only was she married to him, she was also like horny for him every night.
And yeah, he was just like, no.
No, Peg.
Okay, so let's get to the second topic of the night, which is a viral post from December of last year.
Judy Arthur posts, This is George Hill!
You will see him walking around Jeff.
As you can see, he's wearing a Vietnam veteran hat.
This man was looking for a job.
Not a handout!
He went to Taco Bell in Jeffersonville!
The manager told him he was too old!
Too old for what?
There is an age limit to be slinging a taco or wipe a table?
Help me make this go viral!
And it did.
Wow.
It got 141,000 shares, 11,000 likes, and there's a picture of an older black gentleman with a Vietnam veteran hand pushing a cart.
Hat, not hand.
Hat, yes.
Idiot.
Pushing a cart in a grocery store parking lot.
So, they're fighting to get him a job at Taco Bell.
We, on the left, have Joe Hill, and them, on the right, have George Hill.
A guy that we need to get a job at a Taco Bell to grade.
A 70-year-old man that needs to work at Taco Bell.
Yeah, nobody with a white beard should be working, let alone at a Taco Bell.
We've been saying, like, on our show, that's like, It's so depressing when you go to Walmart and they have to hire a guy that's old just to stand at the door because he can't do anything else.
We could just pay him to stay home.
He'll be fine.
Totally.
But it's all contingent on what Walmart wants to do.
It's whether or not Walmart even wants to pay him.
Yeah, and they did not tell him he's too old.
You can't say that at a job interview.
I learned that from this comment section.
We will hear a lot about not being on top of their old.
Were you going to say something?
If you're gonna have a job in Europe that's a pretty tight job.
Sure.
That one's pretty cool because you get to like like what's up people.
Right.
The all-time best one though is the ticket taker at the uh at the movie theater.
We have a gentleman at our local theater, Al, who has been taking my tickets since the first movie I've seen.
Holy shit.
And his name is Al and he fucking rules.
And I'm like no that's like his favorite thing.
Yeah.
I know he's stoked and we like love Al.
But I mean, but those are the two exceptions.
Taco Bell's not one of those things.
No, working at Taco Bell is like, especially as an older person can be general, like it's a tough place to work.
The hours are really brutal because they're open so late and they don't like allow for like the way that they they don't have like reliable scheduling at places like Taco Bell.
That's like a main issue with places like Taco Bell.
Yeah, I mean, it's just one of those things just like I just don't understand the world at all because like in the kayfabe of America, this is like one of our heroes, right?
This is a veteran.
And we can't all agree that that guy should just have a fucking roof over his head and a bed and enough money to get groceries and shit.
Only when we're talking about helping refugees.
That's the only time we're allowed to talk about putting veterans into their own homes.
Yeah, that's the only time we care about it, and it magically disappears.
The issue is not that Taco Bell didn't hire him, the issue is that he had to go to Taco Bell to ask for a job.
Like, that sucks.
I just couldn't do much better than fighting for a Taco Bell job, huh?
Yeah.
How many people shared it?
141,000.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Tons of great comments on this one dealing with everything we're saying.
I feel like doing.
Like people literally praying to God to get this guy a job at Taco Bell.
Oh my God.
Yeah, amazing.
And then this one right here, Teresa Newsom says, God will give him more than a job.
Prayers going up.
Yeah.
Send them.
Upload those prayers.
I think God is not going to give him a job.
I think God's going to give him more than a job.
He's going to give him a place to live in five years.
We'll see.
We'll see.
I mean, if he got a job at Taco Bell, it's not like he could afford a place to live.
I'm saying he'll die.
He'll get to live in heaven.
Yeah, that's true.
He'll get his mansion in the sky.
I heard they have rent control of that.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Oh, God is a fucking landlord, huh?
That makes sense.
Leela Tucker says about George Hill, He wasn't too old when we sent him to defend our country.
This is bullshit.
That's true.
We do send young people to do that and then people age.
She's right about that.
It's actually a true thing.
He wasn't too old when he was 18 and we made him go to Vietnam.
You know, she's right.
He should have probably gone to Taco Bell and asked for a job instead of doing that.
Yeah, he should have, at 18, got started on the Taco Bell ladder and went there.
Because then he would have probably been running the place.
Yeah, he wouldn't be pushing a fucking cart outside.
Ended up in as a meme.
He got that from being a vet.
Those Vietnam children were too old to be shot by George.
Yeah.
That's like the guy from Columbus that got the Golden Voice, Ted Williams.
Do you remember that guy?
That we don't even talk about.
Do you guys remember him?
He used to stand and ask for money on an off-ramp in Columbus, Ohio, and he had a voice like a radio DJ.
Gave him a job for the Cavs for a period of time and stuff, and now he's on that circuit.
He makes good money on that speech circuit that he's on, and it looks like they're trying to create a new golden voice, Ted Williams.
Except for this poor guy who only knows how to wear a hat.
Yeah, that's his talent.
Yeah, he's like one of us.
He's just a regular useless person.
He's old.
Barbara Barnes-Cain says, seniors are on meds.
Maybe that's what he needs a salary for.
That's the first half of the comment.
It's an insight, like this insight.
Hey, have you all thought about the meds he needs?
No, we're trying to get him a job at Taco Bell.
We aren't thinking about his meds.
Seniors eat food.
Maybe he needs a job to buy food.
Right, right, right.
And then she goes on to say, an illegal gets everything free and you won't let him work for it.
I love this concept of the economy that they won't steal the profits from your labor, but they will give profits to an undocumented person.
It reminds me of that meme with the dog holding the frisbee in its mouth and it's like, you know, no throw.
What is it?
Only fetch.
No throw.
And it's like, yeah, no job, only free money.
Yeah.
What?
I mean, he would have free money if those damn illegals weren't getting it all.
Yeah, I mean, it's like on the application, it's like, are you a U.S.
citizen?
And then they just put undocumented and they're like, OK, here's a check for $1,000.
When's my first day?
When do I come in?
Don't worry about it.
We'll just keep sending you checks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're on the roll.
You're now on the payroll, so you'll get those bi-weekly.
But you do get it for uniform.
Right.
You can go to school as well.
We don't expect you to spend any time here.
This one, okay, we... We have Americans that we can work them like dogs, you know?
These guys come in.
Suckers.
They just look so pathetic.
We work them like dogs.
It's great.
I also love their sudden respect for the fast food worker.
Yeah, that's flippity floppity too, man.
You can never tie them down on that.
Like, we're saying that somebody who is 60 or 70 years old deserves to retire and live On something more than a Taco Bell salary, and your argument is that he only deserves a Taco Bell salary, which you've gone on to say should only be a job for children.
Oh, we can't raise the minimum wage.
That's a job for children.
And now you're forming the Taco Bell People's Army to get this guy a job there.
How the fuck is some guy like that supposed to live on $7 an hour or whatever minimum wage is?
There's no conversation about that.
People just totally overlooked that.
They just totally accepted it.
Starting from zero.
If he's homeless, he's starting from zero.
Yeah, I don't know if he was homeless, but he needed a fucking job.
This whole post is so presumptuous.
There's just a picture of a guy with a shopping cart.
His jacket's dingy.
You're right.
Why did you even approach this guy?
Did he call you from across the park?
And I was like, hey, I've been trying to get a job at Taco Bell, but I'm too old.
Right, right.
Because that interaction only happens on Facebook.
Right.
She's probably live streaming herself thanking him for his service.
Yep, yep.
Yeah.
Ma'am, can you get out of my face?
I just got denied from a job at Taco Bell.
Can you not?
I'm not feeling so great.
I'm just a little low right now.
Yeah, he definitely looks like just somebody's uncle.
Yeah.
Or like, you know, grandpa.
So we do have a woke boomer in this comment section.
David Wargo says, and it's still in boomer syntax, which I love, but the message is great.
There is no age discrimination with our USA House, Senate, courts.
Many are just vegetating and getting richer.
Hell yeah!
Absolutely.
No age discrimination in the fucking Senate.
Wouldn't that be great if at a certain age we just threw them a birthday party and sent them on their way?
Forcibly retired them?
I do kind of wish there was an age discrimination in that bill.
Um, yeah, and then, uh, okay, Gary England says, age discrimination.
I'm 50 and have two jobs.
Weird flex, but okay.
My primary job is working as a joiner in a shipyard and my secondary is delivering pizza.
It sucks getting just four hours of sleep between the two, but here I am killing it.
Yeah, you're killing it, dude.
It meaning yourself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so brutal.
Just four hours of sleep a night, you know?
I'm at work the other 20, it's great.
I fucking love this life, man.
It's like one of my wife's nephews.
It's like he works for the Walmart distribution center in town and he works like a shitload of overtime like a crazy amount of overtime and he's like always bragging about how much money he has and one time my wife was just like what I mean like when do you get to spend it and he like was just fucking boom like his head just exploded and was like yeah I didn't really think of it that way it's not that impressive really right
Yeah, and the responses to this are, great job, sir!
Thumbs up!
And it's like, no, this is awful.
This is terrible.
You're 50 years old, delivering pizzas, and also working as a joiner in a shipyard.
This is not the way we're meant to live.
And his profile picture is a fucking gun.
It's a close-up of a gun with a scope on top of it.
As much as I feel for Gary England having this awful economic existence, I also am very frightened of the fact that his profile picture is a close-up of his gun.
Maybe teetering the edge.
Yeah, keep an eye on that shipyard.
Also keep an eye on PG delivery men around there.
Can a shipyard job be enough?
Can that just be enough?
That does not sound easy at all.
That sounds like hard-ass work.
I know guys that do journeyman pipe fitter stuff, and it is intense, very dangerous work.
It's cool to go do that on four hours of sleep every day.
It's a really good idea.
To be doing that and then operating a vehicle.
You better not smoke weed, but you better not smoke any weed.
It's great that he has to be out on the road and stuff.
It's really great that we filled his life with meaningless tasks.
So Donna M. Ussery says about George... What's his name?
Not George.
Well, that guy's dead, I think.
George Hill, who, like I might have said earlier, is African-American.
Donna says, at least he pulls up his pants, too.
Yeah.
Well, that's the, that's, I mean, that's something I wanted to say about the post is this post is very obviously racist in that it's like, can you imagine this guy's looking for a job?
I mean, like that is why this post exists.
Like it's always the only time you ever see a person of color on these conservative Facebook groups is if they can say like, this person's looking for a job.
Or this person's pants are falling down.
It confirms the stereotype.
In this case, it's like against the stereotype.
Yeah, can you believe this guy's looking for a fucking job?
I mean, that's crazy.
And it's like, dude, most people work.
This thing, this idea, I get this all the time.
When you talk to people at a job or something like that, and they tell you a story, Yeah.
And like they tell you some like generally positive description of a person, but then they immediately follow it with like, he's a black guy.
And you're like, okay, well, I mean, they can, yes.
Like, I don't think I needed to know the race of the person in this story.
As in like, oh, he was looking for a job, black guy.
Okay, a lot of them are.
So I wasn't racist by giving him this job.
Yeah, no.
Or helping him.
That's crazy.
Did he get cut from his professional sports team or did he lose his contract?
He's not rapping?
Do you think that they really do a lot of times think all black guys are either rappers on a football team or just like even though Or, like, not working, even though, like, I worked at a cable company, and the racial makeup of the thing was pretty evenly split.
And it's like, so you work with, like, you work with all these black guys, you're friends with all these black guys, but you still just are like, but they're the rare kind.
You know what I mean?
Not that the rappers are the rare people out there, you know?
On that note, though, we do gotta wrap up.
I gotta open for Travis Scott in like an hour.
Oh, got it, got it.
No, but also, like, no one sags anymore.
Like, that's rare.
Well, he is, like, 70 years old, so he's still doing, like, the 90s thing.
I would disagree with you in that, like, sagging is really cool and it should come back.
But I do understand that nobody sags anymore.
People do sag in Ohio still.
I can tell you.
Oh my god, a lot.
They wear skinny jeans, but they sag them.
It's happening more now.
It's not even, like, a sag as much as, like, a boxer puff.
I like the skinny jeans sag because they used to make fun of us for sagging when we wore the JNCOs.
Like, how do you fucking run?
And it's like, well, there's a ton of space in these pants, but now there's like no space and people are sagging.
And you're like waddling down the street.
I tell you, when the deep state issues martial law, we're not going to be able to get away from them.
We're not going to be able to run away with our skinny, saggy pants.
But yeah, these conservative pages, that is such a common thing to just be surprised that somebody's looking for a job.
Or some broke person.
They'll even have really broke.
You can tell a really broke white guy on there and be like, he was looking for a job.
He has a dirty t-shirt on is the whole issue.
He probably came home from a roofing job that day.
They're like, he's just looking for another job, man.
We got to get him another job.
And they have no clue how competitive the market is.
One of my...
One of my friend's moms recently decided she wanted to go back to work.
She hasn't worked for a long time.
She wanted to go back to work.
Right before that, she was talking all kinds of shit about, like, just go get a job.
There was a moment when I was looking for a job.
She was kind of like, OK, go get one.
I was trying to get jobs, and it was really hard, yada, yada, yada.
And then she went out on the job market, and she was like, yo, this is hard.
Yeah, fuck you.
Yeah, she was like, wait, hold on.
I'm qualified.
How come I can't get a job?
Well, they just released that study.
There was just a study that was released.
I think I read it on Vox, excuse me.
But it was, you know, there was this myth that was being perpetuated about the skills gap.
The skills gap.
People aren't getting hired because they don't have the right skills.
Because, you know, we want to hire people, they're just not qualified enough.
And this was like the line that Obama was pushing, the Democrats were pushing.
We need better job training because the jobs are there people they just aren't hiring.
Well this was like shown rigorously as we're talking about rigorous studies was shown to be bullshit.
They studied like job applications like millions of job applications and the qualifiers that businesses required the same job would loosen its qualifications, loosen its restrictions on hiring in times of economic you know, growth or whatever.
But in times of when there's rampant unemployment, employers are free to reduce their, to narrow their qualifications and be more choosy.
It's not that people didn't, people aren't able to do that job.
It's that the company can be more, you know, choosy and be bastard about who they hire. - Yeah.
I just like this whole, he pulls his pants up too.
I picture him going up to the... Oh, there were a lot of jokes about the manager being a millennial and how this veteran could do that millennial's job twice as good as he could.
The whole comment section was like, he would show up to work and want to work.
These young kids don't even want to work.
But I picture him walking up to the register and this snarky millennial manager is like, Sir, your pants are much too high to work at Taco Bell.
No generation has ever liked working either.
My dad used to tell me he hated going to work when he was a kid.
I don't know why they act like they're excited to go to work.
Because they had to do it.
They had to do it and now they want to make us do it.
And it's that phenomenon where it's like there's a mattress in the freeway and you had to wait two hours to get up to the mattress and you could take another five minutes, stop your car, drag the mattress off the, you know, if you want to be, if you don't, I mean, if it's safe enough or whatever.
But, you know, and then that would free up everybody else, but you're like, no.
I suffer, they gotta suffer.
Yeah, I had to go around a mattress.
Yeah, yeah, they gotta suffer.
But yeah, like, he walks up to get a job and, like, the guy's like, uh, sir, I saw you, uh, instead of drinking, like, alkali name-brand water, I saw you drinking out of the hose?
That is unacceptable at Taco Bell.
Well, what really sucks is that he actually did get the job, but they told him via emojis and he just was confused and walked out.
Let me see.
I got a couple more comments from here.
Jack Phillips says, I bet he's not too old to kick that manager's ass.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Oh, Cool.
I bet he couldn't do it.
You wanna go get me a job?
I'll kick your ass.
I gotta see the manager because I'm looking at George.
He looks pretty surly.
George looks pretty surly.
Yeah, if he put his back into it.
He might have that old man strength.
Yeah, and he does, again, he looks surly.
You don't want him yelling at your customers either, you know?
I'm picturing... Grab the fuck out of you.
It's that episode of... Grab the fuck out of you.
It's that episode of The Simpsons where fucking Grandpa Simpson goes to work at Krusty Burger and he's just like getting sick of not being able to complain at the employees.
Like it's his job as a senior citizen to complain at the employees and so eventually like he joins the mob.
He hops over the counter, joins the mob.
And that's probably what would happen with this guy.
Yeah.
That's why they didn't hire him.
Last comment.
Bob Renfus says, I'm a Vietnam vet and an old guy.
The thing the young pups don't understand is us older guys actually have a work ethic.
I'm 75 and work not for the money, but to have fun meeting new people.
be a vegan vet. - The thing the young pups don't understand - I love that. - Is us older guys actually have a work ethic.
- Oh. - I'm 75 and work not for the money, but to have fun meeting new people.
Okay, you sound stupid.
- Yeah.
- Like you sound bad.
Like, that's not... I don't under... I work not for the money.
I work not for the money.
So not for the money.
So you better not treat me right.
Like, there's other ways to meet people, bro.
Like, I don't have to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone get him, like, Bumble for friends.
Like, hook him up.
To be honest, ate at Taco Bell once and had the runs afterwards.
Okay, heard it.
Bad employees make a bad product.
Okay.
Wow.
Now they're bad people.
They're responsible for the Taco Bell recipe.
Yeah.
They're responsible for picking the fresh pink slime every day.
I only go to Taco Bell when they have, like, the Reagan shift working.
Like, if you were... If you remember Reagan, then you can make my burrito.
But if you don't... If you don't know who that is... If I catch you flossing, you can't make my burrito.
Okay.
Okay.
Runs every time.
Yeah, those millennials will do it to you.
This dude got diarrhea from millennials.
All right, that's the episode.
Thank you, Brett and Brian, so much for doing this.
Yeah, I really appreciate it.
Thank you guys for having us on.
Yeah, thank you for letting us lay in the bed while we do this.
Absolutely.
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Hello?
Anybody can be my n***a, man.
To be real, everybody a n***a to me.
You know what I'm sayin'?
I say my n***a all the time.
You know, I be a white dude.
Black people, you know what I'm sayin'?
Don't matter who it is.
I just be like, yo, what's good, my n***a?
You know what I'm sayin'?
Everybody, like, n***a, that's just a word, bruh.
Like, we can't... The word only have as much power as you put into it.
You know what I'm sayin'?
You gotta tap into a deeper level.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Think higher.
Let the white kids say n***a, uh Let the white kids say n***a, uh Let the white kids say n***a, yeah Let the white kids say n***a, hey They probably gon' say it anyway They already say it everyday White girls ain't trippin' boo White man be my n***a too Let the white kids say n***a, uh Let the white kids say n***a, uh Let the white kids say n***a, hey Let the white kids say n***a, yeah They probably gon' say it anyway They already say it everyday I don't fuck hate with hate.
Keep the hate out my face.
People be so amazed by what I'm bout to say.
Everybody is a nigga.
White, black, yellow, brown.
Skin color don't matter.
You can still be down.
I ain't never been racist.
I ain't never been dumb.
Either smart or you stupid.
You can only pick one.
Started out Pangea, then the Continental Drift.
Different sides to the equator.
Now we look like this.
My brother, my sister.
Don't we all bleed red?
Don't we all shit brown?
Yeah, you heard what I said?
So what he said, nigga?
Am I supposed to get mad?
Let the white kids say n***a. Let the white kids say n***a. Let the white kids say n***a. They probably gon' say it anyway.
They already said it every day.
White girls ain't trippin' boo.
White man be my n***a too.
Let the white kids say n***a. Let the white kids say n***a. Let the white kids say n***a. They probably gon' say it anyway.
